June 25th, 2013

WATCH: Jeffrey Joke Falls Flat


45 Comments

  1. 1
    Owen Jones says:

    Pretty damn excited to be speaking at Left Field at Glasto. Who’s going? http://www.glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/areas/left-field … And thanks to Guido Fawkes for the invite.

  2. 2
    Blighty says:

    But what does a foreigner know about British humour?

  3. 3
    The regulars says:

    Jeff bin in?

  4. 4
    That's a cracker! says:

    Is his name really Anas.

    How is it pronounced?

  5. 5
    nomdeplumb says:

    Anus Aware

  6. 6
    Jeffrey Osborne says:

    I thought it was rather amusing

  7. 7
    Someone on the Internet says:

    Here’s hoping that was an ironic example of British sarcasm, rather than simple racism…

  8. 8
    Dave says:

    stop fucking about! bomb Syria!

  9. 9
    I piss on muhammad says:

    Nonsensical joke, since the error wasn’t Osborne’s but Obama’s, and yet he recites his obviously rehearsed one-liner as though it’s a jibe against Osborne himself. Moron.

  10. 10
    Man from the street says:

    Anus.

  11. 11
    M102 says:

    It would be funny if the joker’s surname was Rimmer :)

  12. 12
    Albert Hall says:

    Hoots!

  13. 13
    Surely he did says:

    Didnt Osborne reply that he was happy not to called after an arsehole?

  14. 14
    Ed Milibland says:

    Best Leave the comedy to the leader of the opposition.

  15. 15
    John Ward (Medway) says:

    Methinks that someone with the name ‘Anas’ should be very wary of misquoting other people’s names, in case the tables are turned upon himself…

  16. 16
    Blighty says:

    No. Just the bleeding obvious that Jocks haven’t got a British sense of humour.

  17. 17

    Anas or Anus the life and soul of any party. A laugh a minute for weddings, christenings even for funerals.

  18. 18
    Rs says:

    Why did his mum call him An As?

  19. 19
    Sarah Tether MkII says:

    Even his own side couldn’t be bothered to pretend it was remotely funny.

  20. 20
    Herman's Boy says:

  21. 21
    Teri says:

    Anas Sarwar has had a sense of humour by-pass. He couldn’t crack a joke if he tried. In fact, he probably thought he was cracking a joke. The main joke about Sarwar is that he is deputy leader of the Scottish Labour party whose leader is a bit of a joke too.

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    Could have been worse, could have been An As Hole :-)

  23. 23
    I thought this site was about free speech says:

    typically pathetic Labour. And let’s not forget how dodgy his dad is

  24. 24
    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    Liebore and humour are completely incompatible.

  25. 25
    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    There’s no such thing as British humour. The only nations in these islands with a sense of humour are the English and the Irish.

  26. 26
    Errm... says:

    Eddie Merckx?

  27. 27
    nmj says:

    Maybe even at bar mitzahs?

  28. 28
    Ruby Red says:

    Anyone who can do the Bunga Bunga at age 76 gets my vote.

  29. 29
    Matilda says:

    Anas Ed Balls {geddit?}

  30. 30
    Matilda says:

    What a load of balls! Rumpypumpy will be delirious (not that anyone will notice any difference).

  31. 31
    Derek and Clive says:

    You could be on the radio with stuff like that.

  32. 32
    Village Idiot says:

    ..”Come on Tim”……

  33. 33
    lojolondon says:

    If my name was Anus I would be very careful about how I pronounced other people’s names!!

  34. 34
    lojolondon says:

    I mean Anas of course!

  35. 35
    Ruby Red says:

    Bradley Wiggins. Born in Ghent, Belgium.

  36. 36
    EU Ancestry says:

    The Farage family name originally stems from the Atwerp area of Belgium.

  37. 37
    Dodgy Dad says:

    That’s because they are the jokers in the isles.

  38. 38
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Tell you what Dave we will fly you to Syria and you could be the bomb, that would scare Assad

  39. 39
    Dodgy Dad says:

    Or at least geoffrey’s next budget.

  40. 40
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    There some people call Gideon something more fruity than “Jeffery” that’s mild and more British than Gideon for heaven’s sake

  41. 41
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Well he did not like being called Gideon

  42. 42
    ITS BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND WITH 3 LABOUR MPS AND NO FOOD BANKS says:

    Didnt his father that well known Scottish patriot Mohammed keep the seat warm for him,the Bhuttos of Glasgow one unkind wag once called them.

  43. 43

    Already my life Bar Mizwa בר מצוה, !!!

  44. 44
    Little Tommy the Southern Softie says:

    Sense of humour isn’t that great. Can’t handle a couple of Frankie Boyle gags, (the English establishment that is), nation of Mr Beans. Irish are fine.

  45. 45
    Clown Killer says:

    Nothing patriotic, or Scottish about those people (just the accent, kind of). They’re British unionists. These political classes (devoid of all class) want to destroy any sense of Scottish (or English) identity. A parcel of rogues.


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