June 24th, 2013

Rich’s Monday Morning View


184 Comments

  1. 1
    Jeffrey "George" Osborne says:

    Release those poor little sardines from their dreadful tines

  2. 2
    Madiba says:

    That’s so unfunny, I’ve got nothing left to live for.

  3. 3
    Lord Farridge of Man says:

    tins

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Hamba gahle tata:at least you will be in better place without Rich & Mark

  5. 5
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Who ARE those people? What’s Brezhnev doing in a tank down in Whitehall?

  6. 6
    Detective says:

    See post 384 of previous.

    Are Cat and Guido one and the same?

  7. 7
    Owen Jones says:

    Continuous farting for six years and nine months would create energy equal to that of an atomic bomb.

  8. 8
    Geoffrey George Brooking says:

    Nobody is safe.

    Now I’m after your free bus pass and winter fuel allowance.

  9. 9
    Paniagua v5 says:

    I think we need Edward Snomden to tell us who these people are.

    It looks highly classified I.e. like it should be somewhere amongst the other classifieds in the back pages of a local paper.

  10. 10
    Pedant's Support says:

    Fork off — tines is correct at this time

  11. 11
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    China’s Stocks Tumble, Sending CSI 300 Index Toward Bear Market.

    Oy Vey indeed.

    Stand by for “Black Monday” in the markets.

  12. 12
    Abu Derby says:

    Hey Oz, can you give me a lift to the local mosque?

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Why is Alastair Burnett driving the tank? And – call me old fashioned – shouldn’t a cartoon be funny?

  14. 14
    'Call me Dave' Dave says:

    Everything in England’s totally crap, isn’t it? I hope the next lot can sort it out, it’s beyond me!

  15. 15
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    So Rich and Mark are back together again?

  16. 16
    Just Saying. says:

    Hold the front page of the Gruniard.
    Labour are now asking for an official enquiry into their handling of police when they were IN POWER during the Lawrence affair.
    Who said education gives you wisdom? Nobody.

  17. 17
    Burnham and Balls a right pair of lying twats says:

    I have no immediate recollection of anything about watering down critical reports on the NHS (safe in their hands)

    I don’t think there is any evidence to support that we blew every penny and destroyed the uk economy ( again)

  18. 18
    a non says:

    Rich and ‘Mark’ ?
    The infamous twosome together again?
    I was hoping after Mark’s sabbatical he would have returned invigorated, with at least some added oomph to win over the cartoon sceptics here, but no.
    Same old ,same old.
    I must assume they are disappointed at their lack of actual humour in the teamwork cartoon themselves– no mention of selling it on Ebay this time around.

  19. 19
    John West says:

    Err didn’t Millitwat say he was doing that

  20. 20

    Neither of us is the other. I think he will not mind me speaking for him in this circumstance.

    That comment was a wind-up to our host and anticipated the poverty of the impending cartoon and the usual inability to identify its subjects.

    I thought it was quite prescient but, after five years of looking at these things, they may just be a pattern setting in.

  21. 21
    Deranged Aussie fron dan under says:

    Tinnies ?
    Nah mate that’s beer

  22. 22

    Not here. You know the drill.

  23. 23
    Jeffrey "George" Osborne says:

    A+ for effort

  24. 24

    Have you considered the possibility that they are actually our host’s daughters? In which case we should not be too unkind.

  25. 25
    Bob Fleming says:

    Am I the only one who is sick to death about hearing of this particular family?

  26. 26
    on lette shor says:

    Looks like Richard Nixon against Patrick Stewart

  27. 27
    Jeffrey "George" Osborne says:

    Visiting Mili Minor to er discuss the import of sardines

  28. 28
    The entire uncoloured popuation of the UK says:

    probably not.

  29. 29
    Abu Quatada says:

    I’m still here you know

  30. 30
    Met Office says:

    C*ck! Why is the weather lovely on a Monday after raining all weekend?

  31. 31
    JH349324890234023 says:

    Ebay?

    This masterpiece will be going at an over-subscribed auction at Sothebys, surely.

  32. 32
    Pick Assole says:

    You mean the drawings are quite simply shit

  33. 33
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    I have never met anyone call Osbourne.

  34. 34
    Air balloon says:

    I think that opinion is just a lot of hot air

  35. 35
    Piers Moron says:

    And I’ve not been arrested yet.

  36. 36
    Vision on says:

    Nah children draw better than that

  37. 37
    Ed Balls,Chancellor Of The Exchequer says:

    It’s so obvious that The Peoples Assembly are selling off their holdings of gold again.

    GOLD 1,277.40 -14.20 -1.10%

  38. 38
    polythesis says:

    No you are not, there are millions like you who are also sick of the constant moaning and whining of the left. Muck raking exploitation of a murder and the political exploitation of a tragedy. It must be that the gaggle of ambulance chasing lawyers and the victimhood industry that gather around such cases have been searching for a way of reviving this golden goose.

  39. 39
    whosWho? says:

    is the one in the tank Ronnie Reagan?

  40. 40
    Don't mention the NHS under Labour says:

    It was 1993 . Labour not quite as stupid but its Burnham demanding the enqury as this will ensure that it takes the heat of all the killing in the NHS.

    Yvette the pixie says this is horrific , yeah well so is the NHS in your hands love so fuck off.

  41. 41
    whosWho? says:

    behave…

  42. 42
    Tony Bliar says:

    Nor me

  43. 43
    Gordon.B says:

    Im keeping a close eye on things

  44. 44
    Ian Bunghole Smut says:

    Oh, I don’t know. Wonderful hospitals, racially diverse sex gangs, charming patriots monotoring my every move on the computer. It is certainly better than the EU!

    Vote Ukip for change that you can believe in

  45. 45
    Taffy.J says:

    Its a probable fact it is… Im studying at Cardiff

  46. 46
    Ed Balls,Chancellor Of The Exchequer says:

    We now have a total wipeout of the FTSE as reported by Bloomberg

    FTSE 100 0.00 -6,116.17 -100.00%

  47. 47
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    I think this much better Grubers little tank

  48. 48
    bergen says:

    The first 45 minutes of R4 Today was a agitprop frenzy-the Lawrence matter, a most bizarre interview with the mother of the Boston bomber in Daghestan (no question of guilt), needless to say “the cuts”, evil NHS reforms etc. As ever,I depart for work thinking things can’t get worse.

  49. 49
    Maqboul says:

    Try again, Sherlock.

  50. 50
    McCann of Pilchards says:

    I get fed up with the MCanns whimpering all over the TVs and getting millions. Should have stayed with kids instead of going on the piss. Close by my arse they were across the other side of the complex FFS.

  51. 51
    pdubya says:

    Could someone tell the talentless twosome that Ed Balls should be laying under the Tank and not driving it. I do not recognise the other bod so am making a wild arsed guess that it’s his union controller.

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Top two stories on BBC, Mandela and Lawrence
    They must be in heaven this morning

  53. 53
    Far ages kf says:

    And let Millitwat into No10 through the back door

  54. 54
    Lucretia (Age 4) says:

    Granny — Who was Tony Bliar? Was he a bad man in the olden days?

  55. 55
    Ed Pilchards Miliband says:

    Slapping VAT on Pilchards canned in tomato sauce is a disgrace,

    It’s a Sardine tax.

  56. 56
    Sammy says:

    Hey Borris — are we still injuncted?

  57. 57
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    please can this diagram have labels so we can have a chance of understanding it.

  58. 58
    MI5 says:

    Eb Balls is proud to announce that he enjoys living off his Coop 50 grand while the pensioners get ripped off because of Labour

  59. 59
    Vote UKIP says:

    Millitwat — Camercnut — Nickelarse — What’s the difference? They’re all spendthrift politically correct LabLibConner failures.

  60. 60
    Empty Ed says:

    I am playing with ducks and thardines in my bath this morning

    Justine or Mr Jay will take any rude calls

  61. 61
    Sir William Waad says:

    I can see it’s Alan Greenspan on the left but who is the other one meant to be?

  62. 62
    Why wait 20 years to raise this says:

    Why has this guy waited since 1993 to raise this in regard to Stephen Lawrence. It should have come out long before?

    When is Ed Milliband going to jump on this passing sardine wagon

  63. 63
    albacore says:

    It’s time our tanks rolled into Parliament Square
    And exterminated the rats ensconced there
    Out of all the threats this nation has faced yet
    The most virulent is that LibLabCon set

  64. 64
    Eric Milibona says:

    “When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea,”

  65. 65
    Romany Blythe's saggy left tit says:

    Piers Morgan in a tank versus Star Trek Ds9’s ferengi Grand Negus Zek.

  66. 66
    The Republic of Ecuador says:

    As long as you annoy the Yanks you can come in.

  67. 67
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    One day someone is going to write a comedy of the past 15 years political landscape, with glorious titles as
    Clang clang
    The Deceivers
    Toodle Pip, What What
    Oh! What a Lovely Cockup
    Jobbies for All (especially for my chums)
    the list could just go on and on, at the present time it does not seem so funny especially if you are on the receiving end of cuts, but of course not everyone is feeling the pinch of falling incomes and rising prices, the RPI is a farce, airplane fares are included in them, everyday items are going up much faster than things such as plasma tvs (an item we can easily live without)

  68. 68
    Tracey Emin says:

    I wish I could draw like that.

  69. 69
    Ed Miliband says:

    I love the smell of Sardine in the morning

  70. 70
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    They wouldn’t like one of those up them

  71. 71
    Ed Miliband says:

    But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my sardine go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

  72. 72
    John Donne says:

    Never send to ask for whom the bell tolls.
    It tolls for this cartoone.

  73. 73
    Power crazed Bollocks says:

    It it all flat lines

    I see no evidence to the contrary

  74. 74
    The BBC getting ready for national mourning says:

    BREAKING

    BBC preparing to clear all their schedules for coming week.

  75. 75
    nellnewman says:

    bullyballs to be precise .

  76. 76
    Rich finds his Mark says:

    Are congratulations in order? After many weeks of Just Rich, Mark is back.

    Is Rich a transsexual or something as he certainly buys a lot of the Ladies’ clothes on ebay.

    http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=richiejohnston&ftab=AllFeedback&myworld=true

  77. 77
    Mr Bone says:

    Mrs Bone is happy this morning

  78. 78
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    The nose of the little man in his little tank is a bit reminiscent of Tricky Dicky. The Geedoes are a sort of duopoly, two in one, and one in two.

  79. 79
    Ripped off customer says:

    Good God

    That’s my bank manager in the tank

  80. 80
    Reuters says:

    All your senior staff arrested then?

  81. 81
    Rich finds his Mark says:

    Well that is odd. Could have sworn the post was called “Rich and Mark’s Monday Morning view” when I first logged in, now it is just Rich . The internet address still has Mark in it though.

    http://order-order.com/2013/06/24/rich-marks-monday-morning-view-181/#comments

  82. 82
    AJP Taylor says:

    The Hand of History is wrapped firmly around his cock

    That is all you need to know about him

  83. 83
    GCHQ says:

    The Actress recently said to Ed Balls

    Deeper and faster, Eddy, oh yes

  84. 84
    United States of America says:

    Whatever you say, we hear you. And here comes a drone.

  85. 85
    Charles Windsor says:

    The weekend? What’s that?

  86. 86
    NSA says:

    One or two superinjunctions out to protect guilty celebs

    Nothing out for Mayor Blojo

  87. 87
    Mrs Edwina Balls says:

    I think that may be a premature ejaculation on your part.

  88. 88
    Man from the street says:

    500,000 in under Cameron last year.

    Labour = Pro-mass immigration, pro EU.

    Tories = Pro-mass immigration, pro EU.

  89. 89
    BBC double standards says:

    I assume black ties will be optional for news readers?

  90. 90
    Bob Fleming says:

    Note to BBC: Mandela was indeed a remakable man, both good and bad, but your average TVtax-paying Brit doesn’t give a fcuk, so please move on

  91. 91
    Bert says:

    Your average TV tax-paying Brit is a sucker as well.

  92. 92
    that says:

    yes, i’m a very good drawer.

  93. 93

    More subtle is often more effective.

    Except in the case of Rich, or Rich and Mark or whatever permutation or combination they may, or may not, have seen fit to masquerade under heretofore-six-eight-ten-twelve.

  94. 94
    left wing, right wing, it's all a Turkey! says:

    Moniker says it all!

  95. 95
    Cross Purposes says:

    No, Mandela will be joining him shortly.

  96. 96

    Oh! No not more Cartesian symbiosis. I don’t think I can take it.

  97. 97
    Dynamic Dave says:

    It’s this week’s distraction to keep the media off LabLibConner fuckups.

  98. 98
    nellnewman says:

    Pity it’s not his neck!

  99. 99
    Russian oligarch (you know the rest) says:

    I’m just doing a test run down Whitehall

    I’ve bought everything and everyone else in London

  100. 100
    Mother Nature says:

    Tanks make such a mess. I’m busy mutating a nice new virus to sort all you human parasites out, a far better solution to the Earth’s problems.

  101. 101
    Tom Catesby says:

    Has anybody else noticed that among the political whore class, failure to recollect (a la Vince Cable et al) seems to have become the new lying.

  102. 102
    Anon E Mouse says:

    No. Leave her alone! Her appearance last year carrying the olympic flag confirms she’s well on the way to sainthood.

  103. 103
    Mrs. Bone says:

    My word. Your upper lip is really stiff this morning Dear!

  104. 104
    Lizards Incorporated says:

    It’s worked like a charm

    Like the gold market

    We’ll have great holidays in Montenegro counting the cash with the Mob

  105. 105
    Cardinal Biggles says:

    I haven’t listened to Toady since the days of Brian Redhead. I gave up when it got all earnest and ‘lefty’ on his watch – though he was a good interviewer. I keep up to date with how this ‘flagship’ programme is progressing by reading the irate and often foam flecked comments on this blog.

    Bring back Jack de Manio! It was a much better programme then, though you were never sure what the time was.

  106. 106

    Lo! Valerie I say unto you!

    It has changed before our very eyes!

  107. 107
    Evette says:

    Beloved — How many “n”s are there in “cut” ?

  108. 108
    Testicules says:

    I had a lesson with the Bilderberg sex counsellor

  109. 109
    Harley Street specialist says:

    I’m glad the nose job worked Eddy

    I will do a tongue job to make you speak some sense, if you want

  110. 110
  111. 111
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    That’s Murdoch in the tank and Leveson standing, or it’s Chilcot in the tank hiding from Blair’s hitmen, or it’s Hogan-Howe in the tank hiding away from Andrew Mitchell, or they are both someone else unless they aren’t.

  112. 112
    Ah! Monika reformed says:

    Latest:

    Nelson Mandela is praying for John Prescott and Chuka Umunna.

  113. 113
    Ah! Monika reformed says:

    What tank?

  114. 114
    Immigration Service says:

    Murdoch’s visa has been withdrawn

    He hates England

    He is persona non grata

  115. 115

    Are they getting married?

  116. 116
    Hawwy with his trousers down says:

    Go and chew your cud please Bigears

    We have taken over the Firm now

  117. 117
    Ah! Monika reformed says:

    Quick ” Off the Mark!”

  118. 118
    Ah! Monika reformed says:

    The are already a right pair

  119. 119
    Ah! Monika reformed says:

    The same number as ‘f’s in uck

  120. 120
    Ah! Monika reformed says:

    Nah! It’s Maggie Thatcher.

  121. 121
    Witty Moniker says:

    Yeah, I don’t get it.

    Why is Leonid Brezhnev pointing his tank at the old Jewish guy?

  122. 122
    Point of Information says:

    Or, ‘The Thick of It’ ?

  123. 123
    Owen"Austerity" Jones says:

    Austerity is here to stay and I’m starting to like it.

    The Peoples Assembly and myself like it.

    Another crate of Bollinger champagne please,old boy.

  124. 124
    MI5 says:

    Good to see you back Biggles

    On for a game of elephants today?

  125. 125
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Before Cameron sets up an investigation into the latest Stephen Lawrence allegations, could we have the results of the Chilcot Inquiry and the Andrew Mitchell “plebgate” inquiry.
    How can we have confidence in another inquiry when the above two are taking so long. Any further inquiries should have a date set for the report to be issued.
    The people of the UK demand results not excuses.

  126. 126
    Point of Information says:

    More to the point, perhaps Guido could offer a sweepstake for his readers to figure out who the cartoon subjects are.

    Excepting the recent Ibiza one, this feature of the blog is the cartoon equivalent of the Times Cryptic crossword : Radio and the proper one.

  127. 127
    Point of Information says:

    I would be more concerned about possible defaults on Comex deliveries.

    It’s coming up to June delivery date this week.

  128. 128
    A Deloitter says:

    I see green shoots

    Like I saw the banking collapse

    We were the bank’s auditors after all

  129. 129
    Ratings Agency manager (now retired in Monte Carlo) says:

    We foresaw eveyytning as well

    Or is it that we created the collapse?

  130. 130
    ? says:

    Would it be fair to ask the hue of the person making the claim?

  131. 131
    Dave should resign now says:

    It sort of looks like Osborne or Mandelson driving a tank pointed at Cable.

    Don’t get it as shouldn’t it be Hammond in the tank pointed at Osborne ?

    Or should the background be Washington DC, not London ?

  132. 132
    Dave should resign now says:

    And kids pictures are funny.

  133. 133
    Engelbert says:

    At even that had a secret pa3dophile as well!

  134. 134
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Why not as any investigation should not be coloured by bias.
    Methinks Jack Straw protests too quickly.

  135. 135
    Mark Thompson (ex BBC, now at NY Times) says:

    Now then, now then…

  136. 136
    Mayor 'Diamond Bo' Johnson says:

    Give me strength. Of course everyday items go up in price faster than plasma tvs. Any (relatively) recent technology comes down in price as manufacturing is fine tuned and adoption increases volumes. The only exception to this rule is Apple products.

  137. 137
    nellnewman says:

    I do just wonder whether cameron is playing the long game over chilcot and delaying it until just before the next election because he knows the findings are bad for bliar and brown.

  138. 138
    Point of Information says:

    So with Ed’s new policy idea, the electoral commission should moving forward be very wary of Labour postal votes cast by ‘A. Seagull’

  139. 139
    Why is Abbott not Surprised? says:

  140. 140
    Vote Ukip for change that you can believe in says:

    I love a good oxymoron as a monika.

    Bank with the Isle of Man – you nige it makes sense!

  141. 141
    Mayor 'Diamond Bo' Johnson says:

    If only Al Quaeda would target Rich and Mark they could achieve overnight popularity – and R&M could be put in a more suitable (if not better) place.

  142. 142
    Dave's new pet dog: Spunker ! says:

    Woof ! ** wags tail **

  143. 143
    plants do maths. says:

    .
    .
    …even centipedes do it.
    ……it is obvious that teaching of maths is rubbish.

  144. 144
    Mayor 'Diamond Bo' Johnson says:

    You just never know when an old Jewish guy is a member of MOSSAD. I adopt the same precaution when I meet the Chief Rabbi.

  145. 145
    Here we go again says:

    Re your reference to 80% of hacking not done the hacks

    This seems to be another massive coverup

    Expose the criminality of the lawyers and co

    Especially those using the Murdoch defence

    “We did not know ”

    or “we did not have sex with that woman”

    If they did not know, they should not fucking well have been using private “investigators”

    And how did these lawyers think all this confidential information was obtained FFS?

  146. 146
    Abbott hates White People says:

    !) She is a racist. And automatically thinks everyone else is racist.

    2) Investigating a murder victim’s family is standard police procedure as most people who are murdered are victims of family or friends.

    3) Find dirt can easily be expressed as investigate background.

  147. 147
    plants do maths. says:

    .
    .
    the maths in apple shops is instant.
    even before you have a desire they have priced it.

  148. 148
    Mayor 'Diamond Bo' Johnson says:

    They are certainly not simple shit. I’ve yet to see one I can decipher.

  149. 149
    Point of Information says:

    And should not forget: Yewtree, Fernbridge, Fairbanks, re-opening of Jilling’s / Waterhouse etc. etc. etc.

    Tragic what happened to Lawrence, but the family has cashed in enough and in any case they are communists.

    Child sex abuse, war crimes and anything off the radar re: Expenses fraud should come ahead of already resolved murder cases.

    Aren’t the Woolwich terror mongs up before the beak again soon ?

  150. 150
    A grudge is where a South African keeps his car says:

    They have already had an enquiry about why Nelson’s ambulance broke down on the way to hospital in Johannesburg. It transpires that his ex wife Winny had “borrowed” one of the tyres and all of the petrol to question a local supporter.

  151. 151
    Staff says:

    Move along now. There’s Nothing funny to see here.

  152. 152

    As long as the stakes are not paid in alcohol, that could be a runner. Otherwise there would be no distribution, I fear.

  153. 153
    Realpolitik says:

    You may be on to something Nell.

    The revelations in that report, which Cameron will have knowledge of, will prove more damaging to Labour’s election campaign the later they are published approaching 2015.

    Assuming Cameron is playing a waiting game it would make sense. Not publishing would allow all sorts of useful spin / speculative propaganda to be put out as well.

    If he isn’t playing a waiting game – what have Labour got on him or senior figures in his cabinet / the party ? There we may be back to child abuse.

  154. 154
    Bob Fleming says:

    Why are you not surprised Diane?

  155. 155
    Jack says:

    If 80% of the hacking was not done by journalist, who were operating industrially

    Then the British haching industry must be truly massive and put NSA/GCHQ in the fooking shade

    We can joke about this, but it is criminality gone wild

  156. 156
    Realpolitik says:

    She also has a sense of irony in smearing the police on Twitter.

    She does not speak for her community, or the UK.

  157. 157
    gramma says:

    Not content with filling the blog with extreme academic thinking I am now subjected to a cartoon of Schrötedingie’s caterpillar.
    Are there no depths this poster will not employ.
    Today the cartoon, tomorrow the world?
    This blog is tanking.

  158. 158
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Abbott – mouth in overdrive, brain in neutral. As usual.

  159. 159
    Realpolitik says:

    Phone hacking was a front for intelligence services hacking.

    Straw man twist on plausible deniability with bait and switch.

    Triple-X backfired.

  160. 160
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Moderation ffs.

  161. 161
    Mr Bone says:

    Give us a wave, Spunky

  162. 162
    Mayor 'Diamond Bo' Johnson says:

    Very simple. Burnett is just taking precautions with his wig. It’s obvious Cable could do with one.

  163. 163
    A vulcan doesn't have pointy ears, Jim- it has a pointy nose says:

    I love the smell of Avgas in the morning – it smells like V Bombers.

  164. 164
    Mayor 'Diamond Bo' Johnson says:

    By change you mean another bunch of tossers who end up in prison for fraud (Wise, Mote etc) and whose leader is up to his knackers in tax avoidance schemes?

  165. 165
    Anonymous says:

    You will be cast into outer darkness. Guido believes any mention of his little darlings is punishable by exile (despite his repeated targetting of other peoples families). I recommend posting such comments on Zelo Street where they appear to welcome lots of personal details on Guido.

  166. 166
    Gordon McDoom says:

    I like playing sardines in broom cupboards

  167. 167
    Do ya wan' rice 'an pe as wid dat, sista? says:

    Or anything that does not have a menu and free delivery, 24/7.

  168. 168
    plants do maths. says:

    hug a tree and learn.
    .
    ..
    lawrence was a character in tinker tailor.
    who was the tailor’s arabic tutor.
    ..
    madeline sounds like rosaline.
    .
    are all chracters precision designed.

  169. 169
    plants do maths. says:

    why do pensioners always get ripped.
    .they used their pen all their life.
    .
    why does chill.ax sound like chall.ax…..which means lets go axe, time for some.
    .
    .
    yo is y not. just like mutilation is modification.
    ……………………………

  170. 170
    plants do maths. says:

    diaphram.
    the missing g has a purpose?
    .
    why is there so much focus on breast milk.
    plants bleed too.

  171. 171
    Vote LibLabCon for uncontrolled immigration says:

    ^

  172. 172
    Davick Cameregg says:

    Build-a-burger with sardines

  173. 173
    Vote Ukip for change that you can believe in? says:

    My point exactly. In the words of that great philosopher and grumpy malcontent Pete Townsend – welcome the new boss, just like the old boss.

    Or, for BoJo, via Googl.e:

    Accipiunt novum bulla, sicut vetus bulla!

  174. 174
    Dr Faustus says:

    When I am arrested, my brief slips the Governor a few quid to see that I get a bottom bunk and a fresh pot of starters discretely hidden under the pillow.

  175. 175
    Dr Faustus says:

    Has Cricket Australia really appointed Boof as the new Australian coach?

  176. 176
    Village Idiot says:

    ..There is something in the air about “passing wind”,that is, “farting”,in the “Archers”…

  177. 177
    Howzat1932 says:

    I only hope in 20 years time we still persue the hateful people who killed our poor soldier or is the perpetrator of a different type of killer which allows us to forget.

  178. 178
    Village Idiot says:

    . Fyfe Robertson,he was ok!!

  179. 179
    filipinomonkey says:

    Andy Burnham, and he wanted to be the supreme leader, scarey.

    Whelk stall anybody?

  180. 180
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Oy Diamond, they’ve already removed Mark in case you hadn’t noticed.

  181. 181
    Robert the Bilderberger says:

    I love your draws Trace.

  182. 182
    They used to say says:

    They used to say, “when you’re explaining, you’re losing”….

  183. 183
    Quantrill says:

    New roller needed no doubt

  184. 184
    Quantrill says:

    Raise the SL issue yet again, its the left’s justification to the horrific murder of Drummer Rigsby.


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