June 24th, 2013

Luciana Lights Up

Luciana Berger gets very cross if anyone says she smokes. She made a big fuss of No Smoking Day in March and claimed she had given up for eight months:

This time EyeSpy.MP has photograpic evidence:

It seems that did not last.


  1. 1
    A Sardine says:

    Menthol !


    • 8
      Sir Reginald says:

      If that was a bloke I would say he’s taking a leak.

      Luciana is female?


      • 52
        Tom Fatson says:

        It could be anybody tbh..


      • 58
        Rabbi Chaim Gunnar Kutsher-Dickov says:

        She’s actually Ed Miliband’s twin brother, boychik.
        It was early in my career, and, well, things happen, nu?
        It was then I figured out, you sip the wine AFTER doing the BOTH of them, not before doing the second one…

        It was thought best for all concerned if Luciana were given up for adoption and raised as a girl– so it shouldn’t be a total loss?


      • 79
        Anonymous says:

        Is that what the smokers do at your pub?


    • 9
      Steve. says:

      About to be banned by the EUSSR.


      • 63
        Davidc says:

        but not the subsidising of growing tobacco in parts of the eu while condemning its use and all at taxpayers expense !!


    • 10
      Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

      Most MPs seem to be secretly sucking on a cheeky fag.


    • 29
      Old Blind Pugh says:

      It’s very hard to give up an addiction like smoking, which Geedo is now incapable of doing or for that matter giving up the booze, still if he wants to waste his money that up to him. The fags don’t smell like the fags as I remember them 50 years ago, they smell like smouldering brown cartridge paper, yuk


      • 44
        Yeah, right... says:

        Has GF been hectoring other people during No Smoking Day?

        If not, what’s your point?

        Another bossy labour harridan telling the obedient proletariat how to behave whilst quietly ignoring their own advice.


    • 39
      Whoops says:


    • 75
      This was the point? says:

      I’d like to make her smoke



  2. 2
    A Human Being says:

    She has just gone up in my estimation.


  3. 3
    Chucker says:

    Se only smokes after sex


  4. 4
    left wing, right wing, it's all a Turkey! says:

    Gone up her own A&$e!


  5. 7
    Man in a suitcase says:

    All Labour wimim smoke – dirty bastardeses.


    • 69
      Village Idiot says:

      …Capstan Full Strength,or,Passing Cloud,No6,No10,Park Drive,Kensitas’,Gold Leaf or JPS…..(i gave up two yrs ago)


  6. 12
    Chuckers Yurmuny says:



  7. 13
    Chuckers Yurmuny says:

    Silk Cut. I think that’s what she said


  8. 14
    Jetrosexual says:

    Former girlfriend of Chuka Umunna back on the fag.


    • 38
      A mackerel says:

      She may or may not be the former girlfriend of a Labour MP who thinks he can save the economy without telling anyone his rationale.

      However the point you make is totally irrelevant (other than perhaps as a general proposition one is judged by the company one keeps).

      This woman is weak and has been found wanting yet she represents over 60,000 Scousers in Parliament.

      I hope hers is one of the seats Mr Cameron has promised to get rid off.


      • 49
        Yeah, right... says:

        I wouldn’t set too much store on DC’s promises, if I were you..


      • 70
        Red Ed Millibandwagon, Balls, Bryne, and unions says:

        We parachuted her into Liverpool much as Bryne and Dromey were in Birmingham, so she can be termed “national”


    • 45
      Fishy says:

      He told her she was trash


  9. 15
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Does Ummuna make Berger smoke?


  10. 16
    Anonymous says:

    Berger has a fag, was it Tony or Gordon?


  11. 20
    David Cameron's Hairy Hoover says:
    Haaaaaaaaiiiiiiirrrrrryyyyyy Hooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvverrrrrrrrrr,
         Sucky, Sucky, Sucky, Sucky, Sucky,
                                    On the forbidden minty tobacco of wild Brussels
      Gonna make you mother fucker, Sucky, Sucky, Sucky, Mother,
               In the Lords Jesus weeps :
                                                                   as Saint Boris - 
         Snowden Sheds
    Haaaaaaaaiiiiiiirrrrrryyyyyy Hooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvverrrrrrrrrr.


  12. 21
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    This person is firstly a woman, secondly a Socialist and thirdly ( thanks to Mr Guido Fawkes) a confirmed liar and hypocrite.

    Her credibility is in tatters.

    How she can discharge her reponsibilities towards her constituents and Parliament completely baffles me.


  13. 22
    Two faced leeching hypocrites. says:

    Two faced leeching hypocrites in the Labour Party. Do as I say, not as I do. Leeching Hunts!


  14. 23
    Fort Bloody Knox says:

    Look at those fences, razor wire, cameras, sensor masts. Looks more like a prison than the people’s parliament.

    Why do MPs have to be kept away from the population with such high security?


  15. 26
    Popeye says:

    Obviously trying to keep Coop’s profits up, to keep funding her.


  16. 28
    Anonymous says:

    Would you like to see my bell end?


  17. 30
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Maybe it’s one of those electronic cigarettes wot’s giving our Lucky Luciana her buzz?


  18. 32
    Steve. says:

    Where was that photo taken from?


  19. 33
    Fag Police. says:

    Get her charged for being a two faced arsehole!


  20. 34
    Andy Burnham says:


    Andy had a great job,
                                     a healthy minister for all
             During a time of plenty,
      Potato harvest abundant - but no a blight 
                  When deadly nightshade and m-slient death caps were found,
                               covered up under a shroud of deceit;
          He had killed the old; rather than healed -


  21. 41
    Lost in Clacton says:

    Can we recall her, this says one thing do another excuse for an MP ?


  22. 41
    Sit Petra says:

    I think the message is: Don’t do what we do, but do what we tell you.


    • 51
      Ken Dodd's dad's dead dog says:

      Surely the point is that Miillibrand is going to do absolutely nothing about this.

      Luckily he is not our Leader. Mr Cameron is our Leader and I am certain he will not let this matter rest and will press for a resignation to protect the good name of Parliament.


  23. 43
    Loose E Anna says:

    Can smell the fag ash from here.
    Don’t smokers realise how they reek?


  24. 54
    Tosspot says:

    Are they making Cock shaped e-cigarettes yet ?


  25. 59
    Anonymous says:

    Bet she has a crafty spliff in the evening. I know the sort.


  26. 64
  27. 66
    Nanny Knows Best says:

    should be shot at dawn for smoking, drinking alcohol, drinking tea (the deadly leaves) and . . . and . . . and


  28. 74
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Do as I say, not as I do…next week Luciana meet Enver Hodge to learn how to avoid Corporation Tax.


  29. 76
    This was the point? says:

    Also isn’t eyespymp another Guido account?


  30. 77

    After smoking Chukka a fag must come as a great relief


  31. 78
    Sally Bercow says:

    I taught her how to smoke ‘dem pink stogies


  32. 81
    lubricious maximus says:

    she only smokes after intercourse


  33. 83
  34. 84
    Curious Punter says:

    Is that lady of the night waiting to do business with Rennard? Or is she waiting for Sally Alley to finish inside the House with her client?


    • 90
      Afriqu'a says:

      … its Nigella, thrown out of Scott’s again for making a fuss and having a fag to calm her North London nerves before toddling up to 5 Hertford …


  35. 85

    I hope someone has called the police, She’s smoking on public property and on the grounds of a workplace.


  36. 86
    Robin Friday says:

    “Woman has fag!”. It’s not exactly Woodward & Bernstein is it?


  37. 87
    sir bet alot says:

    can she blow doughnuts?


  38. 89
    Afriqu'a says:

    … oh, no : not another street walker in the Close ? .. .


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Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!

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