June 24th, 2013

Luciana Lights Up

Luciana Berger gets very cross if anyone says she smokes. She made a big fuss of No Smoking Day in March and claimed she had given up for eight months:

This time EyeSpy.MP has photograpic evidence:

It seems that did not last.


  1. 1
    A Sardine says:

    Menthol !

  2. 2
    A Human Being says:

    She has just gone up in my estimation.

  3. 3
    Chucker says:

    Se only smokes after sex

  4. 4
    left wing, right wing, it's all a Turkey! says:

    Gone up her own A&$e!

  5. 5
    Chucker says:

    Ouch! my “h” got circumscribed

  6. 6
    A Biscuit says:

    With you.

  7. 7
    Man in a suitcase says:

    All Labour wimim smoke – dirty bastardeses.

  8. 8
    Sir Reginald says:

    If that was a bloke I would say he’s taking a leak.

    Luciana is female?

  9. 9
    Steve. says:

    About to be banned by the EUSSR.

  10. 10
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Most MPs seem to be secretly sucking on a cheeky fag.

  11. 11
    A Sardine says:

    And compare that tweet, with this:

  12. 12
    Chuckers Yurmuny says:


  13. 13
    Chuckers Yurmuny says:

    Silk Cut. I think that’s what she said

  14. 14
    Jetrosexual says:

    Former girlfriend of Chuka Umunna back on the fag.

  15. 15
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Does Ummuna make Berger smoke?

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    Berger has a fag, was it Tony or Gordon?

  17. 17
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    No skin off her nose.

  18. 18
    Steve. says:

    A baby pigeon is called a squeaker. Black pigeons will go to the wall for their squeakers.

  19. 19
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Abbott you have too much spare time. 65k a year but what for?

  20. 20
    David Cameron's Hairy Hoover says:
    Haaaaaaaaiiiiiiirrrrrryyyyyy Hooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvverrrrrrrrrr,
         Sucky, Sucky, Sucky, Sucky, Sucky,
                                    On the forbidden minty tobacco of wild Brussels
      Gonna make you mother fucker, Sucky, Sucky, Sucky, Mother,
               In the Lords Jesus weeps :
                                                                   as Saint Boris - 
         Snowden Sheds
    Haaaaaaaaiiiiiiirrrrrryyyyyy Hooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvverrrrrrrrrr.
  21. 21
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    This person is firstly a woman, secondly a Socialist and thirdly ( thanks to Mr Guido Fawkes) a confirmed liar and hypocrite.

    Her credibility is in tatters.

    How she can discharge her reponsibilities towards her constituents and Parliament completely baffles me.

  22. 22
    Two faced leeching hypocrites. says:

    Two faced leeching hypocrites in the Labour Party. Do as I say, not as I do. Leeching Hunts!

  23. 23
    Fort Bloody Knox says:

    Look at those fences, razor wire, cameras, sensor masts. Looks more like a prison than the people’s parliament.

    Why do MPs have to be kept away from the population with such high security?

  24. 24
    Tom Fatson says:

    How’s the LSD experiment going, Diane?

  25. 25
    Heart of the matter says:

    Has she shagged Watson ?

  26. 26
    Popeye says:

    Obviously trying to keep Coop’s profits up, to keep funding her.

  27. 27
    Chucker says:

    She keeps her lighter just inside the back door

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    Would you like to see my bell end?

  29. 29
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    It’s very hard to give up an addiction like smoking, which Geedo is now incapable of doing or for that matter giving up the booze, still if he wants to waste his money that up to him. The fags don’t smell like the fags as I remember them 50 years ago, they smell like smouldering brown cartridge paper, yuk

  30. 30
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Maybe it’s one of those electronic cigarettes wot’s giving our Lucky Luciana her buzz?

  31. 31
    Nelsons Column says:

    They are vermin

  32. 32
    Steve. says:

    Where was that photo taken from?

  33. 33
    Fag Police. says:

    Get her charged for being a two faced arsehole!

  34. 34
    Andy Burnham says:


    Andy had a great job,
                                     a healthy minister for all
             During a time of plenty,
      Potato harvest abundant - but no a blight 
                  When deadly nightshade and m-slient death caps were found,
                               covered up under a shroud of deceit;
          He had killed the old; rather than healed -
  35. 35
    Wyle Cop says:

    It’s obviously attracted to politicians – not surprising given you both like sh1tting on the rest of us.

  36. 36
    Dave the Old Eatonian says:

    I prefer fag ends myself

  37. 37
    BBC Pundit, not Nick Robinson says:


  38. 38
    A mackerel says:

    She may or may not be the former girlfriend of a Labour MP who thinks he can save the economy without telling anyone his rationale.

    However the point you make is totally irrelevant (other than perhaps as a general proposition one is judged by the company one keeps).

    This woman is weak and has been found wanting yet she represents over 60,000 Scousers in Parliament.

    I hope hers is one of the seats Mr Cameron has promised to get rid off.

  39. 39
    Whoops says:

  40. 40
    Chucker says:

    I only saw one face winking at me

  41. 41
    Lost in Clacton says:

    Can we recall her, this says one thing do another excuse for an MP ?

  42. 42
    Sit Petra says:

    I think the message is: Don’t do what we do, but do what we tell you.

  43. 43
    Loose E Anna says:

    Can smell the fag ash from here.
    Don’t smokers realise how they reek?

  44. 44
    Yeah, right... says:

    Has GF been hectoring other people during No Smoking Day?

    If not, what’s your point?

    Another bossy labour harridan telling the obedient proletariat how to behave whilst quietly ignoring their own advice.

  45. 45
    Fishy says:

    He told her she was trash

  46. 46
    Vague Hague says:


  47. 47
    Alcy Aida says:

    It’s to keep the moslems out.

  48. 48
    Your forgot this hashtag says:


  49. 49
    Yeah, right... says:

    I wouldn’t set too much store on DC’s promises, if I were you..

  50. 50
    Chukka says:

    Of course it hasn’t, it’s a freeloader like you, only it is more useful you fat twat.

  51. 51
    Ken Dodd's dad's dead dog says:

    Surely the point is that Miillibrand is going to do absolutely nothing about this.

    Luckily he is not our Leader. Mr Cameron is our Leader and I am certain he will not let this matter rest and will press for a resignation to protect the good name of Parliament.

  52. 52
    Tom Fatson says:

    It could be anybody tbh..

  53. 53
    mmm says:

    Is that an euphemism ?

  54. 54
    Tosspot says:

    Are they making Cock shaped e-cigarettes yet ?

  55. 55
    mmm says:

    The Funeral Business division I hope.

  56. 56
    Curly says:

    As the man said: people should not fear the Government; the Government should fear the people.

    Time for a spot of fear-mongering?

  57. 57
    Basil Fawlty says:

    Forgive and forget, Major?

  58. 58
    Rabbi Chaim Gunnar Kutsher-Dickov says:

    She’s actually Ed Miliband’s twin brother, boychik.
    It was early in my career, and, well, things happen, nu?
    It was then I figured out, you sip the wine AFTER doing the BOTH of them, not before doing the second one…

    It was thought best for all concerned if Luciana were given up for adoption and raised as a girl– so it shouldn’t be a total loss?

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    Bet she has a crafty spliff in the evening. I know the sort.

  60. 60
    Sit Petra says:

    Can you download an e-cigarette?.

  61. 61
    Steve. says:

    I mean how, what vantage point.

  62. 62
  63. 63
    Davidc says:

    but not the subsidising of growing tobacco in parts of the eu while condemning its use and all at taxpayers expense !!

  64. 64
  65. 65

    Where does she pack it on the move, as it were?

  66. 66
    Nanny Knows Best says:

    should be shot at dawn for smoking, drinking alcohol, drinking tea (the deadly leaves) and . . . and . . . and

  67. 67
    Sit Petra says:

    Probably got a loft full of plants, Alan Titmarsh Scunk.

  68. 68
    Joe Public says:

    Another lying hypocritical Labour MP.
    Quelle surpris

  69. 69
    Village Idiot says:

    …Capstan Full Strength,or,Passing Cloud,No6,No10,Park Drive,Kensitas’,Gold Leaf or JPS…..(i gave up two yrs ago)

  70. 70
    Red Ed Millibandwagon, Balls, Bryne, and unions says:

    We parachuted her into Liverpool much as Bryne and Dromey were in Birmingham, so she can be termed “national”

  71. 71
    Westminster stool pigeon. says:

    I have a built in camera courtesy of the not so secret services

  72. 72
    Sit Petra says:

    That’s sexist, what twat wrote that?.

  73. 73
    The eyes have it says:

    The London Eye with a telephoto lens.

  74. 74
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Do as I say, not as I do…next week Luciana meet Enver Hodge to learn how to avoid Corporation Tax.

  75. 75
    This was the point? says:

    I’d like to make her smoke


  76. 76
    This was the point? says:

    Also isn’t eyespymp another Guido account?

  77. 77

    After smoking Chukka a fag must come as a great relief

  78. 78
    Sally Bercow says:

    I taught her how to smoke ‘dem pink stogies

  79. 79
    Anonymous says:

    Is that what the smokers do at your pub?

  80. 80
    Izzy says:

    - thats odd- is drinking alcohol everyday an addiction- I didn’t know

  81. 81
    lubricious maximus says:

    she only smokes after intercourse

  82. 82
    bill & ben says:

    fancy a llittle weed?

  83. 83
  84. 84
    Curious Punter says:

    Is that lady of the night waiting to do business with Rennard? Or is she waiting for Sally Alley to finish inside the House with her client?

  85. 85

    I hope someone has called the police, She’s smoking on public property and on the grounds of a workplace.

  86. 86
    Robin Friday says:

    “Woman has fag!”. It’s not exactly Woodward & Bernstein is it?

  87. 87
    sir bet alot says:

    can she blow doughnuts?

  88. 88
    Laughing hangman says:

    Petrol and a match !

  89. 89
    Afriqu'a says:

    … oh, no : not another street walker in the Close ? .. .

  90. 90
    Afriqu'a says:

    … its Nigella, thrown out of Scott’s again for making a fuss and having a fag to calm her North London nerves before toddling up to 5 Hertford …

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