In Guido’s Sun column today:

• We reveal that Nigel Farage went offshore last week to raise funds for UKIP.
• Bald warning for Boris! Is he going to lose out to the slaphead electoral curse? We go through the precedents with a finetooth comb.
• The Labour MP laughing at the Confessions of Gordon Brown.
• MP Gavin Shuker’s £3,000 of luxurious “New Age” training.
• Jemima Khan confirms Lord Wood’s heart-throb looks, more reshuffle MP manics…
• Lesbian infidelity in the Lords: the Baroness who suggested “they turn the lights down” before it got too fruity!

There is also a picture of the PM on a kid’s scooter.

All this and more in your Sun on Sunday  just 60p. Politics for the many, not the few…