June 20th, 2013

Jeffrey Osborne


  1. 1
    Popeye says:

    I’m advised as a prerequisite to be President, need to be an ignorant clown from Chicago.


    • 23

      Obama and Kerry are no friends of the UK (or the US people for that matter)

      Dave should roll out the “Love Actually” speech


    • 38
      George W Bush says:

      You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

      Tribal sovereignty means that; it’s sovereign. I mean, you’re a — you’ve been given sovereignty, and you’re viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities.

      I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.

      I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

      Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.


    • 42
      Old Blind Pugh says:

      Or even an ex druggie and alky from Texas. In any case I don’t know Gideon or Jeffrey Osborne, the first I have heard of, a chap who is supposed to be the chancellor of the exchequer, the last one I have never even heard of, thank you Geedo for enlightening me


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        Anonymous says:

        You cant get his name right yourself, you patronising fecker !


        • 72
          NE Frontiersman says:

          There’s a wonderful film clip currently around of Russell Brand chewing up a bunch of plastic TV presenters in the US. One had actually called him ‘Willi’ more than once, so rather had it coming.


    • 50
      TPA says:

      why would he know who Gideon is? he is the latest in the long line of rubbish chancellors in a country sliding slowly into world mediocrity


    • 78
      Dan says:

      Osborne: ‘I shagged your sister once. The bloody News of the World put us all over the front.’


  2. 2
    Tooth fairy says:

    At least it is a real name, not like Broon’s gaffe about Omaha Beech!


    • 9
      nellnewman says:

      I notice that gurninggordon has not attempted to go back to anymore June 6th D Day Remembrance Services since he got booed that time.


      • 34
        Sword says:

        He only went because he was an insincere twat who made a living as a politician.


        • 45
          Old Blind Pugh says:

          He is not alone there, it’s edging towards all career politicos who have not really done anything else for any length of time, parachuted into safe “jobbies for life” seats.


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      Liz says:



  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    Jeff meets Barry Obama.


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      Lukewarm says:

      Not been funny, but he does look quite like a Geoffrey… as much as a George


      • 51
        Old Blind Pugh says:

        He did not like being called Gideon for the obvious reason that the other kids would have called him Giddy (kids can be cruel), Geedo has a picture of Gideon with a dusky maiden sitting at a table which have some white powder on it, Gideon had one of those strange smirks of his on his face


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          Anonymous says:

          Blind pugh. Have you a secrte crush on George Osborne ? that can be he only reason for posting about him constantly and drooling over his name !


  4. 4
    Tuscan Tony says:

    I suspect the crooner would be a better money manager than the wallpaper heir.


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    nellnewman says:

    The quizzical look on george’s face is very telling , you can almost hear him thinking ‘ I hadn’t expected the american president to be such a vacuous idiot’


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      Anonymous says:



    • 39
      George W Bush says:

      The problem with the French is they don’t have a word for entrepreneur.


    • 67
      Anonymous says:

      Well, i agree with the Chancellor. You do expect the President of the USA to know who he is talking to ! and they said Gerge Bush was stupid !


      • 73
        poet's day (almost) says:

        I always assumed that GWB was constantly “wired” with a multitude of advisers telling who he was about to meet, whether it was a high five, handshake or a “yo…” type greeting, day of the week, order of eating implements, which hand to use in the loo, etc. Strange if BO is not similarly kitted out – perhaps it’s down to a fine measurement on the stupidity index as to what prompting they actually get?


  6. 6
    JH932489234293 says:

    The Kenyan’s ikkle halo is smashed on the ground now anyway. I don’t give a fuck who knows and who he doesn’t.

    Take away the autocue and you’ve got an empty suit.


  7. 7
    Barak Obama says:

    Crackers all look the same to me


  8. 8
    bencorde says:

    Nor do we. Just ‘public school twat’ will do though


  9. 10
    Bollock Obummer says:

    His Waterfront Hall speech was full of failed name checks too.
    He’s a busted flush.


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      George W Bush says:

      This is my maiden voyage. My first speech since I was the president of the United States and I couldn’t think of a better place to give it than Calgary, Canada.

      I’m telling you there’s an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That’s the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best.

      You know, I’m the President during this period of time, but I think when the history of this period is written, people will realize a lot of the decisions that were made on Wall Street took place over a decade or so, before I arrived in President, during I arrived in President.

      Should the Iranian regime-do they have the sovereign right to have civilian nuclear power? So, like, if I were you, that’s what I’d ask me. And the answer is, yes, they do.


  10. 12
    Mitt the Alien says:

    Use terms like Darling or Mr Leader then you don’t have to remember their real names. That way you don’t look like a plastic brain dead gimp.


  11. 13
    tapestory says:

    Why do evil people smile so much?


  12. 14
    Voice of Reason says:

    Hopefully Gideon will now block wasting ££ Billions of tax payer’s money supporting Obamalamadingdong’s Syrian advertureism.


  13. 15
    AR says:

    It could have been worse. It could have been Ozzy.


  14. 17
    UKIP Official Policy Dept says:


    Classic caption comp photo, scroll down a bit. Swivelled eyed Loons you say….


    • 22
      Lukewarm says:

      Farage wants to split with Europe because it’s not right for Britain. The sweaty Scottish knob-heads want to split with the UK because it’s not right for Scotland. I’m struggling to see the difference…


  15. 19
    bob says:

    you missed the word ‘reduction’ after deficit in career achievements.


  16. 20
    nellnewman says:

    Obama’s popularity is waning fast, worldwide.

    2 days ago he spoke to a very small crowd of 6000 people in Berlin – a few years back a crowd of 190000 turned out for him. Much the same is happening in America.

    Like all politicians everywhere , he’s turned out to be a god with clay feet.


    • 25
      The next election will be bloody says:

      The thing is, it wasn’t Obama anyone wanted any more than it was Nick Clegg. It was change they could believe in. Did anyone get it? No.


    • 35
      One trick ponies says:

      You may think that but Lambeth council will name streets and schools after him,tower blocks and community centres.
      They’ve even got plans for a statue on parliament square alongside Mandela I bet.


  17. 26

    Please can you stop this banter otherwise I will have to file a fucking report.

    Thanks in advance


  18. 28
    Living in 97.2% white Merseyside says:

    I’ve never heard of Jeffrey Osborne.


  19. 29
    Gordon Brown says:

    Ha ! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

    GOLD 1,308.00 -65.60 -4.78%


  20. 32
    Nigella Evans says:

    Why have I got nicked for indecent assaults, while Willybum Vague is getting away with groping Potus in the photo?


  21. 36
    Ed Miliband says:

    Wait till he meets me and my brother.


  22. 37
    Dave the Eaten Faggot says:

    Why wasn’t I in the photoshoot? Am I yesterday’s man or what?


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      Educashun Edukashion Educhashine says:

      The classic Jam song

      Eaten Rifles


      • 47
        John Prescott "Fat Barsteward" says:

        I prefer eatin’ trifles,pies,chips,curry,pizza….


      • 48
        The smell of too many Islamic meetings says:

        The Jam will have to re work their lyrics for ‘Down in the tube station at midnight’ to better reflect todays diverse society.


  23. 43
    Anonymous says:

    All whiteys look the same to me!


  24. 46
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    I’m a soul man da da da da da da.


  25. 49
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Obama has turned out to be another Nixon.

    Even if he avoids impeachment he’s a lame duck president of an administration in tatters.


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    Dawn French says:

    I did wonder what had happened to Lenny.


  27. 65
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Cheer up.
    He could have mistaken him for Ozzy Osbourne.
    Or Anna Chancellor.


  28. 66
    Pentangelis says:

    Wot! No kwestian mark?


  29. 68
    Jimmy says:

    Better than “lightweight” I suppose.


  30. 69
    John Tandy says:

    Who is he ? The PM’s old school friend of course as many in No 10 are today !


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    Jeffrey Osborne says:

    Check out my latest music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh3s08Ikw00


  32. 71
    Jeffrey Osborne says:

    George Osborne’s featured in my latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh3s08Ikw00


  33. 74
    effy says:

    “Three little men in a flying saucer flew round the World twice a day, looked to left and right of it, couldn’t bear the sight of so quickly flew away: they saw Amabo!


  34. 75
    effy says:

    “Three little men in a flying saucer flew round the World twice a day, looked to left and right of it, couldn’t bear the sight of it so quickly flew away: they saw Amabo!


  35. 76
    Picka bail a Cotton says:

    Who’s the dark geezer?


  36. 77
    Fat Coward says:

    Why so gutless gweed?


  37. 79

    Nice to meet you Mister Geez, or, whoever you may well be.


  38. 80
    Old Curmudgeon says:

    I’m sure Jeffrey will find a way to thank Deryck for his kind worms.


  39. 81
    Ed. Miliband says:

    I gives me comfort knowing that he has absolutely no idea who I am either…..


  40. 84
    I know who you are says:

    You’re Barack Hussein Obama and I claim my $17T.


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