June 20th, 2013

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11 Comments

  1. 1

    The word is spreading like fire.

  2. 2
    NSA Listening post GB.00236.MenwithHill says:

    Thanks Guido

  3. 3

    Oh! Sorry to bother you. Could I borrow a cup of milk? I’ll return it in the morning when the milkman comes.

  4. 4
    Guido's next target says:

    I did not have sex with that woman

    I only fleetingly a s s a u l t e d her

  5. 5
    MI5 update says:

    Latest GCHQ intercept for you Guido

    Barach said to Michelle on the pillow

    “Who do these Brits think they are?

    They will invade Syria with half an aircraft carrier, no troops and a dozen planes….

    They are delusional”

  6. 6
    NSA Listening post GB.00236.MenwithHill says:

    After checking, you have enough milk.

  7. 7
    Barack Ubumma says:

    I have just been told that 3 Brazilian soldiers have been killed in Helmund.

    How many is a Brazilian exactly?

  8. 8
    nellnewman says:

    Jeremy Hunt’s findings on the NHS scandal which is still unfolding :

    “Labour Ministers – obsessed with avoiding critical headlines and covering their backs – tasked the regulator with ticking boxes and closing down problems. The former Chair of the CQC, Baroness Young, has made very serious allegations that ministers “leaned on” her to “tone down” criticism of NHS organisations. She claims that “there was huge pressure, because the then labour government hated the idea that a regulator would criticise it”.

    Damningly, she revealed that this political pressure peaked under current Shadow Health Secretary’s Andy Burnham’s tenure as Secretary of State. This is the man who turned down 81 separate requests for a public inquiry into the Mid Staffs scandal.

    The last labour government , and especially andy burnham, have blood on their hands , and may we never forget it!

  9. 9

    But… but… but… what about my cat?

  10. 10
    BBC comedian says:

    I’d say something funny but am subject to a no-gagging order.

  11. 11
    Charlie Drake says:

    Thanks to the BBC I can see what is going on in Brazil and I am deeply shocked.

    For Christ ‘s sake this country has been turned into the seventh largest economy in the world. It is supposed to love football and has been entrusted with a World Cup Final.

    The behavior of its citizens is truly deplorable. Rioting in the streets just will not do and if you get on the bus then yes you have to buy a ticket.

    The British government are just sitting back and doing and saying nothing.

    How long will this stupour last!

    Get that World Cup transferred to England now. Keep it away at all costs from these revolting Brazilians.


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