June 19th, 2013

PMQs LIVE: Dough Ball Dave Edition

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  1. 1
    Call Me Useless says:

    Pile of shite.

  2. 2
    Simple Ed is not so simple says:

    It’s all the bankers’ fault and nowt to do with Politicians

  3. 3
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Why have NHS incompetents been sent to jail?

  4. 4
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Pfft. I’ll stick to Twitter where I’m allowed to make my own big-boy comments. For the moment.

  5. 5
    Dick Scratcha says:

    (Not been)

  6. 6
    I piss on the Labour frontbench says:

    MiliHunt. I hate him.

  7. 7
    Apply this Law to Politicians too says:

    I bankers can be imprisoned for lying and cheating, Why not Politicians?

  8. 8
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Ozzy looks like a scared rabbit.

  9. 9
    Uninteresting says:

    Miliband needs to give up. He is boring from his very first question.

  10. 10
    Andy 'always the victim' Burnham says:

    The NHS? Wha’? Who? Nah, nothing to do with me.

  11. 11
    I piss on the Labour frontbench says:

    Is it bad that I wish Ed Balls would ironically be struck down with testicular cancer?

  12. 12
    Steve Miliband says:

    1993.Blame thatcher

  13. 13
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Too many old farts on both benches. Need a cull.

  14. 14

    How do you fly this thing? Ah!

    OK guys, this is a coup. You are all fired.

  15. 15
    Wombat says:

    Harman really must read the instructions from Ann Summers. You do not wear anal beads round your neck.

  16. 16
    Politicos and Bankers says:

    We all piss in the same pot.

  17. 17
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Who is he talking about then?

  18. 18
    WTF says:


  19. 19
    Labour Doublespeak Buzz Words says:

    “One Nation Britain”

  20. 20
    Lightbulb says:

    It is more fun, and probably just as informative, not to watch PMQs and merely try to find out what is going on by reading the comments here on Order Order.

  21. 21
    JLost. One Jockanese MP says:

    Where is Gordon?

  22. 22
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Graham Brady for PM. Anyone except this useless twat Cameron.

  23. 23
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Anyone else getting the feeling that the House of Commons is totally irrelevant?

  24. 24
    The EU says:


  25. 25
    Red says:

    Doesn’t Caroline Lucas do green anymore?

  26. 26
    Phwoarrrr says:

    That Lucas chick has a nice rack

  27. 27
    Herman Van Rompuy says:

    It’s taken you a long time to realise?

  28. 28
    Morgan's Organ says:

    You shouldn’t speak about Caroline Lucas like that. By the way what she was wearing today was even worse than last week, but then I suppose you can’t do much with low carbon, sustainably produced, organic potato sacks.

  29. 29
  30. 30
    No such thing as society says:

    Dennis skinners question about what Daves been upto with his mortgage and expenses sounded interesting, needless to say Dave never bothered even acknowledging it..

    But what has he been upto and why has no one been all over it?

  31. 31
    Brighton Rocks Not says:

    Kin L. I thought Brighton was Green City UK. You’d think the eco warrior residents would practice what they preach, put their Guardian’s down, collect the rubbish up and take it down the tip aka recycling center.

  32. 32
    Dave Wins Again! says:

    That’s the election in the bag.

  33. 33
    Dave is a Top Trougher says:

    The press have been all over it but there seems to political will to take it further.

    In a nutshell Dave arranged his finances so that he could claim the maximum mortgage possible on expenses for his Chipping Norton Estate. Even though he had no financial or domestic need to do so.

  34. 34
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    She should try piano wire ;-)

  35. 35
    Shooty* says:


  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    You really need to pay attention Dave is not going to get picked up on this by any main line media and he knows it. Move along tax cow and earn the elite some more dosh.

  37. 37
    Hear all See all Say nowt says:

    You wish !!!!
    You’re living in cloud cuckoo land, not on cloud nine!

  38. 38
    Dave's Pram says:


  39. 39
    Eton Trough says:

    We know how to trough at Eton

  40. 40
    Tosspot says:

    If this is true, how can Cameron critcise others for using the Law to their advantage and remain credible in the eyes of the voters.

  41. 41
    Dave's Pram says:

    Brighton is the place they push shit up passageways!!!!

  42. 42
    Tosspot says:

    Is that not stretching a point or two ?

  43. 43
    Not the Nigel Evans says:

    Why did Dave not take the opportunity to sink Ed by stating that the Government would not rewrite (a la Greek bank deposits) existing Student Loan contracts to double the interest rates. Is this a present to allow Clegg to recover his standing with the 25-35 year old voters, or one to sink the Tories?

  44. 44
    The last Labour government says:

    The Tories agreed with us, so clearly everything we did was all their fault, not ours

  45. 45
    Gordon Brown says:

    Fuck off, I’m too busy raking in £1.37 million in my other jobs to bother attending parliament

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    and at Fettes, St Paul’s Girls’ School, Nottingham High School, The King’s School Peterborough, Kingham Hill School in Oxfordshire…

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