June 19th, 2013

Nigel Evans Arrested Over Three More Indecent Assaults

“A 55 year old man from Pendleton in Lancashire has today answered his bail following his arrest in May on suspicion of rape and sexual assault. He has subsequently been further arrested on suspicion of three further offences of indecent assault. He will be interviewed about these allegations at a police station in Lancashire during the course of the day.

These offences are alleged to have been committed in Blackpool in Lancashire and London between 2003 and 2011. The rape and indecent assault offences are alleged to have been committed in Pendleton between July 2009 and March 2013.”

They are piling up…


  1. 1
    DR says:

    Did Bercow know about this matter?


  2. 7
    Taff watch says:

    Evans ‘eh another taff? – should have stuck to the sheep boyo


  3. 9
    Arthur says:

    There are few left in Westminster who are clean.


    • 27
      albacore says:

      I suppose there must be degrees of disgust
      But the LibLabCon gang just leave me nonplussed
      Can any adjective faithfully describe
      This filthy, furtive Parliamentary tribe?


      • 33
        I thought this site was about free speech says:

        Last time there was this much evidence to show that Parliament is as corrupt as this one is we ended up with Oliver Cromwell


        • 39
          Ol' Crummy says:

          And you failed to learn your lesson therefrom, ‘twould appear.

          Well, I did give it my best, anyway.


        • 94
          Old Blind Pugh says:

          Get out the carbolic soap and a scrubbing bushes and of course rubber gloves for hygiene also put all the mps and lords into 2 scrubbing tubs and scrub them all over with carbolic soap. Still 2000-2013 is better than 40/50 years ago, it makes a change.


      • 96
        Curly says:



  4. 11
    cwmbear says:

    People I have spoken to who know this chap say he is a really decent guy. What on earth is going on?


  5. 12
    Scratch your eyes out. says:

    Did Dave consider what the implications of Homosexual Divorce cases would be?


  6. 13
    Chris Bryant says:

    There seem to be a lot of Deviant Welsh men about these days.


  7. 18
    Living in 97.2% white Merseyside says:

    I used to think in the heyday of the Nasty Party in the 1990’s that Nigel Evans came across as quite decent.

    You never can tell.


  8. 21
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Another false flag story.



  9. 22
    The Honourable Black Mamba for darkest Africa says:

    “further arrested” is that like hand cuffs AND leg irons


  10. 23
    They don't like it up 'em… says:

    Who was that ‘Gay King’ who had a red hot poker rammed up his fundament?


    • 25
      Casual Observer says:

      David the Loser. In 2015.


    • 30

      Edward II at Berkeley Castle.

      Except that it looks as if it was another example of spin. :-)


      • 44

        If he was spinning you can’t really blame him.


      • 59
        Imponderable Questions For Our Time says:

        Riddle me this, Mr Cat: If Wallis Simpson really did have the Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome she is reported possibly to have had (i.e., she had XY chromosomes although to all external appearances genitalia-wise she was female, like that South African athlete), and had she been allowed to marry the King, would a much later Edward technically have been in a same-sex marriage? Spin that one.


        • 81
          Guidopedia says:

          Wrong, AIS affects men (XY) and women (XX).
          In Wallis Simpson case the rumors go that ‘she’ was really a man in genetic terms (XY) with the condition AIS, and as a result looked from external appearances only, female. However the genitalia of such an individual would have been that of an under developed male.


      • 117
        William says:

        Was that in Berkeley or at Berkeley?


    • 47
      Gordon McDoom says:

      Are you talking about me again?


    • 56
      Guidopedia says:

      Edward II, 25 April 1284 – 21 September 1327.

      The king, a weak monarch perhaps best remembered for losing the Battle of Bannockburn to the Scots, had been deposed early that year by his own wife, Queen Isabella, and her lover, Sir Roger Mortimer. He was then imprisoned in Berkeley Castle in Gloucestershire – where, according to contemporary chroniclers, he was subject to extensive indignities, ‘including being starved and thrown into a pit of rotting corpses’. Apparently on the night of the 21st of September 1327, he was held down and a red-hot poker pushed into his anus through a drenching-horn. His screams could be heard for miles around.


    • 99
      Old Blind Pugh says:

      allegedly of course depending on who was writing it, Edward 2nd he had 2 known favourites


  11. 24
    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    I wonder if he will get a job at the BBC?

    His CV meets all the requirements……


  12. 28
    Dave the Gays Luvver says:

    He’s one of my favourite Gay M.P.s. He can do no wrong in my opinion.


    • 105
      Village Idiot says:

      … I suppose dave will go to nigels wedding,if he can find a nice normal human being to wed….faithfullness could be a problem to nige,given his past that we know about..What a way to behave,and,what a n employment position to be in.How will i ever get respect for our political elite? (feeling free and,easy,with,punctuation,correct or otherwise,and,thick……,skinned!!)


  13. 29
    Filip says:

    Stick him in the Oubliette


  14. 32
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    Call for Michael Lubricant!


  15. 34
    A oreacher says:

    Nice n sleazy does it


  16. 35

    Is Pendleton a euphemism for something, perhaps?


  17. 36
    He Said It says:


  18. 37

    I’m safe now

    Thank godness for that

    As long as I am not lamped again by some Member…


  19. 38

    And no one was aware in the House of Commopns of all this carryon…


    • 42
      Bugger them All says:

      Of course they were.

      Remember Bercow’s Kaleidoscope speech for a Kaleidoscope Queen.

      The majority of parliament is now pro buggery, they even think the buggers should be married.


  20. 40
    Tony Blair says:

    There is evidence that Bashar Assad has WMD that could reach us within 45 minutes. We must invade Syria immediately or I will resign as PM.
    Kill kill kill kill kill.


    • 46
      Dr Alistair Spindry says:

      I can have a dossier proving this made up in 45 minutes if you like?


      • 51
        Tony Blair says:

        You are a straight kind of guy just like me.


        • 62
          William Gaygue says:

          Ay, oop – it’s kickin’ off in Turkey, too, that it is. It’s time for us to arm the rebels – but only the nice ones, you understand, aye.


      • 75
        Tay King-dePisse says:

        You woz a much nicer geezer when you woz on the sauce, Alastair. At least back then, it was only yourself you were looking to destroy.


    • 88
      Let him dangle in the air, the grinning psycho says:

      Still very quite from Mr Murdoch regarding your alleged rumpy-pumpy Tone.


  21. 41
    TV Times says:

    The question is

    Did he also assault any MPs?

    This gets stranger and stranger…

    Especially the omerta about it for years….


  22. 43

    He should have chosen someone of his own size, like Squeaker

    That would have priced things up


    • 52
      Sally says:

      Leave my Squeaker out of this

      He is driving a taxi at night to pay off the damages


      • 58
        The Household Cavalry says:

        Oi Sally, what time does he get home? Any chance of a quick shag whilst he’s out?


      • 61
        Stupid is as stupid does says:

        If you really want to keep changing your moniker every time you post then why don’t you remove the http://www/ll from the Website bit of the post a comment box. That way people won’t think you are a sad bastard.

        Just Saying


  23. 49
    MI5 says:

    I thought things were a bit slow today…

    But the arrest involves Parliament and not the BBC or Murdoch…

    Plus ça change…


  24. 53
    David (same sex weddings are us) Cameron says:

    Our politicians are relatively honest and relatively heterosexual.


  25. 57
    Just Asking says:

    How is it that most of our MPs are either Homosexuals, Criminals or both?


  26. 60

    And when will Squeaker be charged with assaulting the reputation of Parliament?


  27. 63

    I think this is all very decadent

    A bit of decorum please, we are the Times…


  28. 65
    OO? says:

    Brian Binley, Tory MP for Northampton South, added: “He came up last Friday for a fundraiser – I consider him a very good friend.”



  29. 69
    Tory MP says:

    I did not have sex with that woman

    For good reason


  30. 70
    Ken Clarke says:

    Now let’s not exaggerate this. I can assure you all there are no more MPs facing dodgy sex allegations.


  31. 71
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    What IS chuntey? Sounds like the sort of thing an Australian might enjoy.


  32. 73
    Phil J says:

    Sounds mkore like he’s now Deputy Dawg than Deputy Speaker!


  33. 76
    Tony, International Statesman says:

    Just wanted to put on the record I haven’t enjoyed relations with a 55 year-old man today.


  34. 78
    Border Terrier says:

    Surprised he didn’t get to Sri Lanka.


    Lancashire telegraph
    Ribble Valley MP tops political air miles chart
    6:50pm Tuesday 29th September 2009
    By Tom Moseley
    AN EAST Lancashire MP has been labelled Westminster’s most “frequent flyer” after clocking up numerous free trips around the world.
    Nigel Evans has visited countries including Hong Kong, Malaysia and Kenya in recent years – all funded by taxpayers or third parties.
    According to an investigation by Channel 4’s Dispatches team, the Conservative MP for Ribble Valley has made more than 50 foreign trips during the past 10 years.
    Mr Evans is currently chairing a climate change conference in Tanzania.
    But he issued a strong rebuttal through his spokesman, claiming the programme had been “highly biased” against the work carried out by committees of MPs on their trips abroad.
    The Dispatches investigation claimed Mr Evans’ destinations since 2006 also included Canada, India, Tokyo, Cape Town and the Cayman Islands.
    It said the day after the MP told the Commons that the 82-day recess this summer was for working in the constituency, he left on a free trip to India.
    The programme focused on the Commonwealth Parliamentary Association (CPA), of which Mr Evans is treasurer, which sent a delegation of MPs and peers – not including Mr Evans – to the South Pacific during the summer recess on a fact-finding mission about global warming.
    Notices were placed in the parliamentary newsletters advertising for places, it was revealed, and many MPs extend their trips into a holiday after-wards.
    Mr Evans said he had written to Channel 4 boss Andy Duncan to complain about the programme.
    He said he was “proud” of his work with the CPA, and had raised issues on poverty, climate change, and HIV during the past three years.
    He said the group was now looking at the impact of the economic crisis on developing countries.
    Mr Evans has recently signed up to the International Development Select Committee because of his “interest in human aid projects”, which led to a recent trip to India, he said.
    © Copyright 2001-2009 Newsquest Media Group



  35. 80
    sir bet alot says:

    Dr Jekyll ,Mr Hyde


  36. 82
    Anon...........& Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    Who is going to be first in the pending by-election stakes
    after being kicked out of the HoC door ??

    I wonder how much the IBS is effecting Call* Me* Deck*chair* Dave
    The Blank Sheet of paper aka Ed, EUSSR lover Cle*ggy


  37. 83
    Dr Evil says:

    This is what you get for having homosexuals in government.


  38. 87

    For chrissake never ever smile in a public toilet. A Putin faced pee is safest!


  39. 91
    He could have said "Piss off you Poof" says:

    The former intern said he had just finished a stint in the House of Commons and was in the bar with his parents – he was showing them around parliament and had stopped off for a drink – when the alleged incident occurred. Evans, it is claimed, stood with his back to the former intern and groped his bottom for around a minute



  40. 92
    Anonymous says:

    He represents my constituency I doubt he has committed the alleged crimes. For instance, one of the victims was a member of his peer group – being a “friend” – and yet he supposedly raped him? If you were the victim of rape would you not immediately report it and avoid the perpetrator? In my opinion, it is just a campaign to damage his reputation.


  41. 107

    The House will divide Puffters, Perverts and Paedophile’s to the left, Thieves Liars, Fornicators and Conmen to the right.


  42. 108

    How many complainants now 7? is that enough for a form a circle club answers on a postcard to Simon Hughes House of Commons


  43. 109
    Emma says:

    Nigel is well known for propositioning young Tories and researchers at Conference.


  44. 110
    Paedofinder General says:

    Evans needs to resign his seat so he can focus on any upcoming court case. He owes that much to his constituents.

    For the Tories to stick by him whilst at the same time putting the boot into Jimmy Saville (who also faced the 5 allegations before the official police investigation got underway) is just plain wrong and smacks of hypocrisy.

    I mean it’s unlikely that all 5 victims are making it up…


  45. 114
    Tangoedyouhavebeen says:

    Who’d’ve thought he had it in him. Oh wait he didn’t. Other way round. Therein lies the problem.


  46. 116
    Les Comley's fake american accent. says:

    Eat your cornflakes.


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