June 17th, 2013

Rich’s Monday Morning View


  1. 1
    a non says:

    Make mine a Rose’


    • 11
      mad, swivel-eyed loon says:

      So, Syria, one of only four countries left that has a State/government/public central bank, instead of a private central bank, is about to have a regime change.

      Plus, the West can run the Qatari gas pipeline straight through Syria once the Muslim fanatics – sorry – freedom fighters have taken control. I guarantee you, the first thing that will happen is, they (with the help of the UN) will open a new central bank and new oil/gas companies.


      • 101
        Geography 101 says:

        Have you ever looked at a map of the Middle East and bothered to look where Qatar and Syria are? Thought not.


        • 144
          mad, swivel-eyed loon says:

          Listen fuckwit, you don’t know geography, nor do you know politics.

          Read and learn.


          “For this aim, I think a gas pipeline between Turkey and Qatar would solve the issue once and for all,” Mr Erdogan added, according to reports in several newspapers. The reports said two different routes for such a pipeline were possible. One would lead from Qatar through Saudi Arabia, Kuwait and Iraq to Turkey. The other would go through Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Syria and on to Turkey. It was not clear whether the second option would be connected to the Pan-Arab pipeline, carrying Egyptian gas through Jordan to Syria. That pipeline, which is due to be extended to Turkey, has also been proposed as a source of gas for Nabucco.


    • 17
      a very flat year is cross. says:

      green plus yellow = light green.
      red plus yellow is an orange,
      thy cup is painted red.
      cross toad is here,
      cross the road.
      “carers uk charter”


    • 20
      Tax the bankers says:

      Can you buy it at the Co-op?


      • 24
        mad, swivel-eyed loon says:

        You can, but the caring Co-op will charge you about £3 more than any other supermarket.


      • 49
        thy cork is the screw. says:

        the romance of character.
        convinience of .
        nigel.la is in play.
        it is the end of the law.
        no more son’s.
        organ eating is moral collapse.


      • 69
        The name is Bond .... Co-op Bond says:

        Good with food …. crap with money.


    • 37
      Old Blind Pugh says:

      Somehow I think this Bilderberg gathering is just an excuse for a booze up and nosh up, all free to them of course. By the time they recover from their gorging and stupor all out war will have broken out and another 100K people killed.


  2. 2
    Dave Cameron says:

    I will visit the War Crimes Tribunal in the Hague voluntarily and put to bed once and for all these scurrilous allegations made against me by this Russian President.

    But perhaps I better change out of these pyjamas first.


    • 13
      Gordon Brown says:

      I tell you what Dave, you’re vying to become more of a cwnt that I was. And that is no mean feat. Seriously, I thought I was nailed on to be the worst PM the country has ever had, but you look like you might just steal my crown.


      • 40
        Old Blind Pugh says:

        Well Gordy that should make you feel happier down to 2nd worst


      • 72
        Paddy of the BBC Sunday Morning radio 4 says:

        We are on your case Gordon and yesterday morning we linked you to Cameron by saying he “was having a Gordon Brown moment”.
        We also stated that Turkish demonstrators “fled” from the square when we knew that the majority of them made a voluntary organized departure.
        Disinformation is what we do best, other than wasting your money.


    • 64
      nellnewman says:

      talking of the Hague and War crimes when is bliar going to be summoned to appe@r?


      • 71
        Tony blair says:

        Hey Nell,

        I didn’t sign the Crime and Disorder Act 1998 for nothing. In amongst it, was the abolishment of the death penalty for treason.


    • 65
      nellnewman says:

      Talking about the Hague and War crimes when is bliar going to be summoned to appe@r?


  3. 3

    If Dave keeps talking long enough, the Syrians will sort themselves out and we won’t be watching another grim procession of coffins being unloaded from Brize Norton. We have no post-colonial responsibilities in Syria – that is France’s guilt-trip. Not one more British soldier should die so that a politician can advertise his “compassion” to the world.


    • 4
      Hugh Janus says:

      Spot on, gom.


      • 14
        mad, swivel-eyed loon says:

        Yep, I’ll second that. No dead soldiers just to fund central banks and oil/gas contracts. It is time to stop these corporate raiders.


        • 165
          Anonymous says:

          Oy Vey! How will the chosen land of eternal victims survive without stupid Goy Cannonfodder and stupid Goy taxpayers paying for the defense of our glorious racial colony?
          We must do some more Hatemongering and shitstirring against muslims, so come on you Hasbara propagandist students, flood the comments sections of papers and blogs with our righteous propaganda!!


          • Robert the Bilderberger says:

            Anon, you are clearly an anti-Semite who does not recognise the only genuine democracy in this God forsaken region. I therefore claim my 5 shekels.

            Let Hisbollah just appear with their Rusky anti-aircraft missiles and they won’t know what has hit them. We will blow them to kingdom come. Mark my words.


    • 10
      Unwelcome says:

      Apparently some people are suggesting we should send millions upon millions of £ to Syria for ‘humanitarian aid’.
      Aye right, fuck’em.


      • 27
        Take on the BBC says:

        And all this aid what bloody good would it be, who would we give it to, and what would they do with it?

        Money is often, very often not a solution.

        Now that Britain is run by the EUSSR A British PM has little to do and the Devil makes use of idle hands.


        • 38
          Ian Dunghole Smut says:

          Nigel Farage should be sent into Syria to sort out this awful mess. Once Nigel got them all sat around a table with a nice pint or five of English beer in their bellies, then they would see sense!
          Vote Ukip.

          The Eussr reads all your e mails. They are fascists!

          Vote Ukip and put the great back into Britain§


          • It is the EUSSR that should be overthrown says:

            Why does the EUSSR assume religious terrorists good and legal government bad?

            And why should one British life be lost fighting for a communist organisation which despises Britain anyway?


    • 66
      nellnewman says:



    • 67
      1920's Historian. says:

      We did have both Lebanon and Iraq which at the time were role models for France to try in Syria.
      Very limited success by France, and in those time the Alawite’s had their own regions to govern in Syria on the west coast.
      I suggest we send all men over 60 and selected women to the army for training and then to Syria and other war hotspots.
      This would help reduce UK youth unemployment, nursing care costs, and NHS costs.


      • 73
        mad, swivel-eyed loon says:

        Oh yes, because Blair is 60 now, we could send him.


      • 116
        It's a thought says:

        How about we keep our noses out of other peoples business and just stop importing 500,000 migrants a year?

        That would solve unemployment and not cost anything.


        • 134
          Owned Jones says:

          It would cost diversity.

          There are still stubborn areas of this country that are hideously white.


  4. 5

    Who is the chap with the ginger hair?


  5. 6
    The EU has failed says:

    I wonder how much money the British taxpayer has given to countries like Syria in the past to buy weapons so they can kill their citizens.


  6. 7

    Good Raabinical thought.


  7. 8
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Arming terrorists in Syria (thousands of them are not Syrian nationals) goes against everything that decent people should stand for.

    We should be vociferous in disavowing support for arming these groups.

    It is not our conflict but we are fueling it. We will have blood on our hands.


  8. 19

    Sarah Wollaston. An MP you could probably trust. In the job for the right reason. Ignored because of it. Hasn’t got her fingers in the till. So will never get anywhere. Depressing…

    What is more, given half a chance, I would.


  9. 23
    FT correspondent says:

    Breaking news

    Coop Bank saved… Sky saying pensionervdebt holders screwed..

    Why have British bankers driven every British Bank into the ground in the last few years?

    And not one banker in jail…

    Talk about market failue…


  10. 28
    FT correspondent says:

    Re your tweet

    Coop story and “capitalism nor retreating”

    And pensioners holding their debt?

    And how come every UK bank had to be bailed out directly or indirectly?

    I believe in capitalism…but we all have to face up to the grotesque incompence and market failure involved


    • 54
      The EU has failed says:

      “I would like to pay tribute to the contribution you and your company make to the prosperity of Britain,” Mr Brown told Lehman bankers in London’s Canary Wharf . “During its 150 year history, Lehman Brothers has always been an innovator, financing new ideas and inventions before many others even began to realize their potential.”


    • 130
      It's a thought says:

      Bailing out banks is not capitalism.

      Neither is allowing banks to steal depositors money. In a capitalist system, banks would be forbidden to steal under threat of prison and allowed to go bust.


  11. 31
    Sir William Waad says:

    Are we going round the intervention loop again?

    “The dog returns to its vomit,
    The sow returns to its mire
    And the fool’s bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the fire.”

    as Kipling wrote.


  12. 32
    WHAT A JOKE says:

    Now i have seen it all !

    Enniskillen Northern Ierland !
    Boarded up shops have been cleaned, painted and huge screen printed photos of people sat at tables and doing their shopping have been stuck on to the windows , so G8 members passing through think it’s a bustling community
    Politicians invent yet another way to deceive people using our money


    • 42
      Ian Dunghole Smut says:

      You will not see that sort of thing in Germany! They pay live people to pretend to run their shopping Streets and pay others to pretend to be customers. That is why you do not see empty shops in Germany!

      Vote Ukip!


    • 107
      Good job says:

      Better that than dirty rundown shop fronts.


    • 166
      Mary Von Fatass says:

      Same in every major West Midland town, Bham and Wolverhampton have large shop-front posters (showing happy shoppers in full consumation mode)
      Nothing new… move along….


  13. 33
    WESCEWME says:

    So there is no need to hi-jack a plane these days. One pencil and one paper napkin will suffice.


    • 60
      Open the gates let them repatriate says:

      and, bomp, free stuff for life.

      Then after a short time they can start complaining about how badly their treated and start cutting off folks heads.


    • 150
      A view from the Dead Sea says:

      As I said on the thread below:

      They should have been put in straitjackets and put back on the plane. They could have claimed asylum in NYC (once they were comfortable in Gitmo cell block D of course).


  14. 35
    Dan Hodges says:

    The platform for the Durham Miners Gala is piss poor this year. Frances O’Grady, Bob Crow, Owen Jones, Kevin Maguire & Unite.

    I hope it rains really heavy for them,blood idiots,all of them.


    • 41
      Fucked off with the British media says:

      I didn’t think there were any miners left?


      • 56
        Oh do fuck off you muppet says:

        We are down to our last three deep mines in the UK
        Probably 3,000 miners at tops in an industry that at one time employed 1.2 million plus several million in “spin off” related jobs
        We are building fuckin windmills while our German masters are at present building at least 25 new coal fired power stations
        now what was that European green omission’s policy we all have to adhere to ?


        • 140
          JH30984923840239 says:

          Deep cast mines cannot compete with open face.

          Until we can send robots down there to do the dirty dangerous stuff, it aint viable.


    • 44
      Sir William Waad says:

      I didn’t know any of them were miners, although dear little Owen is a minor, of course. Oh, and grumblin’ Bob has the persistence and cogency of a mynah.


    • 46
      Oh do fuck off you muppet says:

      And i hope you find a large Eastern European hanging out of your wife


    • 50
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

      Old Labour voters who hate the EU and despise what the Blairites have done to the Labour party have found a new home with UKIP.

      UKIP are hoovering up vast swathes of Old Labour voters all over the north and midlands.


      • 58
        Phoney Bliar says:

        I’m surpeised! I would have thought that decent down-to-earth plain speaking Northern folk would have gone for a ordinary bloke like Milliband . . .


      • 126
        Oh do fuck off you muppet says:

        GOOD !


  15. 45
    Am I ill? says:


    One that’s actually amusing.


  16. 47
    albacore says:

    If Cameron kept his nose out where it don’t belong
    He might just get to fixing what we’ve got here that’s wrong
    When white British children are failed left, right and centre
    It’s back at home that we need a righteous defender



  17. 48
    The BBC says:

    She’s here, she’s there, she’s every-bloody-where,
    Clare Balding! Clare Balding!


  18. 55
    Satanic Verses says:

    Just because Dave and the EU court are soft on Moslem terrorists, it does not mean that Assad should be forced to make the same mistake.


  19. 62
    Just Saying says:

    Oops the cartoon should have shown Putin and Obama.
    One supplying arms and the other full of bullshit rhetoric of failed promises.
    You choose which one is which.


    • 80
      Historian says:

      At least Barry has withdraw from one war and is winding down the other

      Two steps in the right direction

      After the permenent stupidity and illegality of Bush Blair and co


  20. 74
    Dynamic Dave of Chipping Norton says:

    I am a relatively honest sort of guy


    • 84
      Nigel says:

      LOL. i’m not. I tell everyone a load of bollox because I will never have to deliver on it. Hope you don’t notice that our sums make sod all sense.


      • 92
        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

        Unlike the government’s sums which have a £120 billion a year black hole in them.


        • 98
          Dynamic Dave of Chipping Norton says:

          Doubling the nation’s debt is quite thrilling

          At least I will be in the history books for something

          Apart from unions of shirtlifters


      • 93
        Strasbourg restaurant owner says:

        There’s nothing like playing both ends against the middle is there Nige?

        But it’s in your trader’s blood

        Well played, son…


      • 99
        Dave n Gideon says:

        We promised to match Labour spending and have even gone one better by outspending them


  21. 76
    Old Veteren says:

    Lots of swivel eyed loons who know nothing about Syria on this page and hiding behind their settees to avoid reality.
    Sad people, but very content in their insular bubble mentality.


    • 83
      Lefty Leaders of the West says:

      Tell you summert Loony one. Assad’s little finger probably knows more about Syria than you do, or Hague, or Dave, or Obamarama or the BBC.


    • 85


      But what is your preferred solution that has even a remote chance of being accepted by all the critical players?


    • 88
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

      Nothing stopping you from going over there and joining the jihadist nutters in Syria.

      One less moron for us in the UK to deal with.


    • 104
      Chief of the Defence Staff says:

      You should clearly be fighting alongside Alky Qaida old chap

      Just off your old boots


  22. 78
    Gerry Adams says:

    The Americans have form on arming religious terrorists.


  23. 81
    the foreign office says:

    if syria invades turkey from behind – will greece help?


  24. 82
    Doris Goldblatt says:

    Obama to confirm that there is no turning back from squalid appeasement of terrorist scum. My, what a world we live in.

    Bloody Hell !


  25. 87
  26. 89
    Douglas Hurd says:

    I was right abour Irak

    Keep out of Syria

    Or do these people need their heads examined?


    • 97
      Tony Blair says:

      Kill kill kill


    • 158
      A view from the Dead Sea says:

      The FO got it right but were hijacked by the cvnts in the MoD and No10. Looks like history is repeating – except Willvayg still needs to get head head sorted out and tell Dave to “butt” out (ooh! Am I allowed to say that on here?)


  27. 90
    Talk's Cheap says:

    Why do the chattering classes endlessly talk of war but never actually go to war themselves?


    • 96
      Chuka Ummuna says:

      We send the trash. Do you like the new suit?


    • 108
      Wyle Cop says:

      For the same reason they talk endlessly about our rich multi-culti diversity but have never set foot in Wembley or Tower Hamlets.


      • 141
        Feel the diversity says:

        To be fair Jacqui Smith did go to Peckham a lot, though always with a platoon of plod bodyguards.


    • 110
      Mad Jack the Jungle Quack says:

      Indeed just another indication that we have passed into a new phase of social history. Think back to WW1 and WW2, in both the elite not only lead it also actually fought in the conflicts and indeed saw that it was important to do so. We have token members of the ‘old’ elite who still do this (members of the Royal Family) but it would be impossible to imagine a situation like that of Evelyn Waugh a man who was already border line for active service due to age and also with his contacts could have got a back office job no problem. Instead he chose active service and served with some credit.
      Can you imagine a similar literary figure today doing this?


  28. 94
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    My how the BBC are giving the Co-operative bank an easy ride over their (co-op) 1.5 billion pound black hole. Now why would that be?


  29. 95
    Dave's words of Comfort says:

    You should be very proud of your Son Mrs Blogs. He died defending Islamic terrorists from a legitimate government I disagreed with.


    • 128
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

      And you should be proud when we invite hundreds of thousands of refugees to live in your home town and even more proud when one of them hacks your son’s head off.

      All in the name of peace you understand.


  30. 100
    nellnewman says:

    “Question for @EdBallsMP: Will you continue to trouser £50,000 a year from the Co-Op as small investors lose their investments in the bank?”

    I see Guido has just asked bullyballs about his financial benefits from the collapsing co-op bank.


  31. 103
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Guido never mentions the Chilcot Inquiry.
    Which country is Guido’s server located?
    Who in that country would not take kindly to Guido mentioning Chilcot, and that lying scumbag Blair?


  32. 109
    Defence expert says:

    The Gulf states and Saudi should be told to finance all the humanitarian needs of the Syrians

    They are spreading wahabbite and salafist shit and should pay for the consequences FFS


  33. 111
    Runaway Farts says:


    • 113
      I Don't geddit says:

      But what is your point Fatbott? Are you saying that Britons should not trade with the rest of the world but remain good little EUers?


    • 123
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

      Well he fooled enough mongs in the UK, but not anymore.


    • 145
      JH30984923840239 says:

      You weren’t complaining when the oily fucker won three elections in a row were you, you corpulent sow.


    • 169
      WILLYBUM VAGUE says:

      Well at least him and slot gob won’t look out of place there !


  34. 115
    ToonBert... says:

    F*cking idiots……. Syria? Let ‘em fight and kill eachother, nowt to do with us !!!!!


  35. 118
    And Dave wants our Soldiers to die for this? says:


    • 129
      tell me says:

      Has he been arrested for incitement yet?


    • 131
      Maurice Minor says:

      Surely that tweet is an incitement to terror?


    • 136
      Maurice Minor says:

      Imagine the uproar and ensuing Police interest should a Christian make the same tweet replacing ‘Mus*im’ (see you can’t even use that word here) with ‘Christian’

      Fuck me.


    • 137
      nellnewman says:

      What an odd statement from a man now known to have been a gambling, alcohol swilling womaniser.

      Here he sits enjoying all the fruits of democracy and freedom by offending the people who are paying for his free lodgings, food and all else besides .So what exactly would he replace democracy and freedom with for everybody else, whilst presumably hanging onto it for his own comfort?

      And what on earth is free mixing alcohol when it’s at home. Presumably this is something he experimented with during his wild wino days!


    • 163
      i don't n eed no doctor says:

      Muslims must hate wearing glasses. Where does it say in the Ko ran that you car wear glasses. Chou dary is an infidel for wearing glasses.


    • 170
      WILLYBUM VAGUE says:

      They hate killing muslim’s soooo much they slaughter each other on a daily basis


  36. 120
    The British People says:

    We have been robbed

    We have been chilcotted

    Hang the bastards

    Long live democracy


  37. 122
    UKIP or bust says:

    Why can’t we just send all the aloite and shera men and boys over to Syria and hey presto three problems solved.


  38. 138
    Col Nut says:

    The Israelis produce some good reds on the peaceful Golan Heights.


  39. 160
    Rightallalong says:

    Strange how it’s acceptable to shoot, air-bomb and shell innocent civilians but not acceptable when you use chemical weapons. We have seen definite evidence of the use of chemical weapons : that bloke in the Syrian hospital with his eyes watering (conclusive).
    By the way, are Galloway and the left still chanting ‘we are all Hizbollah now !’ ?

    Play with fire and you’ll get your fingers burnt. We should keep well out of it now – it’s far too late.


  40. 161

    Fair comment!


  41. 162

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