June 14th, 2013

Blair Denies Wendi Deng Affair Rumour

The Hollywood Reporter were given a very carefully worded response when they called up Blair’s office this morning:

“If you are asking if they are having an affair, the answer is no.”

People have, surely somewhat unfairly, remarked on the use of the present tense…


216 Comments

  1. 1
    ACRB + TBWD ? says:

    Pile on the sleaze ;-)

  2. 2
    Grammar Watch says:

    Hmm… They used the present tense.

    How about ‘had’ ?

  3. 3
    Tony Blair is a Twat says:

    Be honest as much as I hate Blair how does he manage to shag that old boot face he’s married to?

  4. 4
    Steve Miliband says:

    How could he possible cheat on the fragrant Cherie?

  5. 5
    S-E Loon says:

    *Innuendo alert*

  6. 6
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Bliar?

    She must be desparate!!

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    denies that they ‘are’
    does not mean that they weren’t.

  8. 8
    Sally B of Westminster says:

    for fuck sake, don’t use a smiley face if you tweet about this

  9. 9

    Have you not seen slotgob?

  10. 10
    magic_otter says:

    is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?

  11. 11
    John B of Westminster says:

    For goodness sake Sally, you’ve had to sell of some of the furniture to pay off the last libel case, don’t get involved in another

  12. 12
    Bring back capital punishment for treason says:

    Is there nothing or no-one that the war-criminal and socialist multi-millionaire Blair will not try to screw?

  13. 13
    A man on an Iraqi Omnibus says:

    Good point.

  14. 14
    Ref says:

    So Blair is having a good old Deng Dong, is he?

  15. 15
    ticktocktimetoreboot says:

    Not me Lupert. Lupert?

  16. 16
    Tony Blair is a twat says:

    So how will the BBC spin their beloved Obama giving weapons to more fucking Muslim terrorists?

    Oh hang on, Obama is a Muslim.

  17. 17
    Mitch says:

    I like it when our Prime Ministers past and present lecture us on morality.

  18. 18
    Rebekah says:

    What a slapper

  19. 19
    Cherie says:

    Oh no! Tony’s been having an affair with Rupert Murdoch’s soon-to-be ex-wife?

  20. 20
    MI6 says:

    And who is the father of the two kids I ask?

    Godfather or father?

  21. 21
    Chinese bin man says:

    Ok Mr Blair where you bin?
    At home with my lovey *spit* wife Cherie.
    No, where you wheely bin I need to empty.

  22. 22
    Conman Blair says:

    I and my mob are still chasing the billions that the Gaffafi family have hidden…

    Watch this space…

  23. 23
    Cat says:

    …well made!

  24. 24
    MI5 says:

    Don’t tell us that Mandy had a shot as well?

    It would destroy the credibility of the gay lobby…

  25. 25
    BBC Pepsi Salesman says:

    Boris can’t be far behind…

    His sense of smell is very refined….

  26. 26
    Saint Tony topless on an I s r a e l i beach says:

    Bling Bling

    Not Ding Dong

    Please…

  27. 27
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Doctor, I’m having increasing trouble telling Newsbiscuit from reality.

  28. 28
    Lord M says:

    I see you are selling Squeaker’s furniture, Cicciolina

    Is it that bad?

  29. 29
    Lord Stansted says:

    After the blood- and treasure-letting in Iraq and Afghanistan, you’d have thought the UK and US governments would have learnt a few lessons. It would seem not. Any fucker who wants us to meddle in Syria – no doubt on “humanitarian grounds” – should be parachuted on his own into the country immediately. It’s a rum old world when Putin and the Russians are talking sense and keeping the peace.

  30. 30
    Editor of the Tatler says:

    Set the News of the World onto Tony Blair

    That will teach him…

  31. 31
    D'Jango says:

    I especially enjoy lectures on morality from Margaret Hodge….

  32. 32
    Tony Blair says:

    Hey, what’s the problem? Doesn’t everyone fancy a chinky after a few pints?

  33. 33
    BBC bullet dodging bastard says:

    Send in some of those young white working class chappies we despise so much.

  34. 34
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Carole Caplin didn’t
    Rebekah Brooks didn’t
    Wendi Deng didn’t

    Anyone else who didn’t?

  35. 35
    Editor of Vogue says:

    This gives some interesting background

    Especially, “London’s shit”

    http://www.vogue.co.uk/news/2013/06/14/wendi-deng-murdoch-vogue-interview—rupert-murdoch–tony-blair

  36. 36
    Virgin Queen says:

    Was this the No 10 affair that the MOS had as headline news 2 weeks ago?

  37. 37
    what what says:

    Hodeg nee Oppen heimer Cairo-born chosen one who covered up for per vs in Islington.

  38. 38
    Wendi says:

    He rang my bell….. Deng Deng!

  39. 39
    hah hah hah says:

    It’s not Blair, it’s a top Tory. Come on Guido, embarrass Dave and Sam.

  40. 40
    Tony says:

    who do you work for again Guido, ah yes….

  41. 41
    John Lennon says:

    I thought the joke about yellow bags was about me.

  42. 42
    John Joseph says:

    That’s exactly the question! Thank you for interrupting the stream of sad adolescents to ask it.

  43. 43
    Anon......but Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    Wonder now, if the Dir*ty Dig*ger might help arrange for Bli*ar’s long delayed
    appointment at the Ha*gue to finally come to fruition……..

    hhhmmmmmm interesting……

  44. 44
    Anon........ says:

    What rather than Curry Takeaway ??

  45. 45
    hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhhahahhaahahhahahahaahahahah says:

    I feel so, so, so sorry for Cherie.

  46. 46
    John Joseph says:

    The Mail on Sunday story never identified the political affiliation of the person or persons involved. It just said that no present cabinet members were involved.

  47. 47
    Labour scandal again says:

    my first thought as well.

    The police investigation into phone hacking was halted by the Blair government at the time so that it didn’t widen out to other NI staff.

    Blair has yet more questions to answer………..

  48. 48
    Tony Blair in a Chinese restaurant says:

    Blair – “Waiter waiter, this chicken is rubbery”

    Waiter – “Thank you velly much”

  49. 49
  50. 50
    The BBC demands that something MUST be done NOW(but let others die not us) says:

    I suggest that we send in the BBC to sort it all out…as things stand they have more available personnel on the ground that the British Army has

  51. 51
    Perks of being a gawdfarver says:

    The waters of the river Jordan are a powerful afro aphrewd affrowd love potion.

  52. 52
    Menage Trois says:

    *Moniker*

    *Mindbleach*

  53. 53
    Digger Murdoch says:

    I hate England

    And I hate the world

    Why is everyone so nasty to me?

  54. 54
    nellnewman says:

    Well if it is bliar and now murdoch is divorcing her so that she no longer has influence or money – our tone will dump her instantly.

  55. 55
    The 70 year rule applies says:

    Chilcot ! Chilcot ! Chilcot !

  56. 56
    mad, swivel-eyed loon says:

    Chinese chicken curry is quite nice.

  57. 57
    Lord Stansted says:

    non-purple prose it aint.

  58. 58
    Tony Blair is a twat says:

    @50 that is so right, the BBC certainly has more staff than we have combat troops. The BBC probably has more helicopters than the RAF does as well.

  59. 59
    Ed Balls says:

    Why am I never sexually linked with anybody?

  60. 60
    Tony Blair is a twat says:

    Because your wife looks like a 12 year old boy.

  61. 61
    Sun Reader says:

    DNA test should confirm all… as it probably has !!!

  62. 62
    MI5 says:

    And the crook Blair still has a lot of anwsers to give concerning Operation Ore

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/personal-view/5587354/Has-Operation-Ore-left-a-scar-on-British-justice.html

  63. 63
    Old Auzzie Hack....... says:

    Whats that song about “Its all in my little black book”…….

    That some chap called Rupert has been recently whistling…..

    very loudly…….

  64. 64
    Tony Blair says:

    If my children inherit a large slug of News Corp shares, I can become a Mogul as well…

    Without even trying…

  65. 65
    SLIT says:

    So, Tone has swapped Slit Gob for Slit Eyes.

  66. 66
    Leslie Phillips says:

    Deng Dong!

  67. 67
    Slotgob says:

    We are not amused

    We will be taking the appropriate action

    All the Shillings and Shekels of Chancery Lane will be working on this…

  68. 68
    open message to the sky fairy says:

    Please God, PLEASE, may this be the first of many ‘unfortunate’ steps that now befall our beloved ‘straight kind of guy’.
    Spread the karma to many others (Campbell, Straw, et al) in your inimitable way.

  69. 69
    B. Leveson says:

    Did Tony Blair commit perjury ?

    Mr. Jay, why did you not examine this angle ?

  70. 70
    John Bellingham says:

    Don’t believe anything until a politician formally denies it.

  71. 71
    Maqboul says:

    I wonder if Tony Blair’s wife knows a good lawyer?

  72. 72
    Conspiracy Watch says:

    Thinking about this, and Profumo… Is Deng working for Ch!nese intelligence ?

    That would be a scoop, and perhaps enough to have Blair put on trial – depending on how much he let slip…

  73. 73
    virgins never cry. they are super dry. says:

    .
    .
    wendy is a girl.
    she lives in a house.
    she lives in a girl’s house.
    no girl one woman.
    one woman no cry.
    the virgins never cry

  74. 74
    Magaluf Engerlander says:

    No Morgan, apart from those three, Blair, and indeed Brown, have fuc.ked all of us, good and proper.

  75. 75
    *innocent case* says:

    New revenue stream for famous people:

    Start an unfounded rumour on twitter.

    Sit back and watch the idiots libel you.

    Sue the fuck out of them.

  76. 76
    Bert says:

    Send that Jim Naughty in — he’ll bore them into a harmless torpor.

  77. 77
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Good to see you back to rude health Prince Philip ;-)

  78. 78
    This Joke's SO Old, It's Been Declared A National Treasure, says:

    Customer: “I ordered the Chicken Surprise.”
    Waiter: “Something wrong, sir?”
    Customer: “There’s no bloody chicken!”
    Waiter: “SURPRISE!”

  79. 79
    Chinese 69 please says:

    Robert Peston, the BBC Business editor, tweeted that the “undisclosed reasons for Murdoch divorcing Deng are jaw-dropping.”

  80. 80
    upside down. says:

    .
    the global pot is open.
    always see with eyes wide close.
    be a monkey on a high tree.

  81. 81
    Bert says:

    Ditto to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Best to cover all the bases.

  82. 82
    wendi deng says:

    You want chips and a 69, Mr Blair?

  83. 83
    Owen Jones says:

    Robert Peston gets pork pies delivered, God bless the man.

  84. 84
    The Bible says:

    He who lives by the paparazzi

    Dies by the paparazzi…

  85. 85
    upside down. says:

    philip is the sun.he sleeps with the Zar.

  86. 86
    The Temporary Editor of the Times says:

    The Murdoch Mob are not amused by all this

    We are already being spun off and fired by the dozen

    Spare a thought for all of us honest hacks…

  87. 87
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Jaw dropping sexual congress – Gordon Brown and Wendi.

  88. 88
    Anonymous says:

    Tony Blair was born guilty.

  89. 89
    Anonymous says:

    i did not have sex with that women

  90. 90
    John E Marbles says:

    Moi?

  91. 91
    The truth will out says:

    For someone who was so assiduously up Tony’s ass

    It must indeed be “jaw dropping”

    ROFL

    How the mighty fall…

  92. 92
    The President of China says:

    Your Mr Blair has broken our one child policy

    He will be punished suitably

    Miss Deng will receive her Hero of the New China medal and be appointed manager of a Peking celebrity restaurant for all tossers….

    While we quietly and inexorably take over the world

    End of message

  93. 93
    Mars Attacks! says:

    And that John Humphrys, if he can spare the time from appearing in those Wonga adverts:

  94. 94
    Conspiracy Watch says:

    Prism should have most of the answers.

  95. 95
    Bent libel lawyer says:

    When it is “jax dropping”

    It is of course in the public interest to know

    So the field is free boys

  96. 96
    We Know says:

    Perhaps she had a little injection for TB?

  97. 97
    Kylie Minogue says:

    I didn’t

  98. 98
    Digger Murdoch all alone like Citizen Kane says:

    Urgent message from the Master to David Cameroon

    Put a D Notice on all of this Dave, otherwise I will die of shame and press harassment

  99. 99
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Milord, don’t the Russians have a Navy Base in Syria that they want to keep?

  100. 100
    Mars Attacks! says:

    Chinese roast pork curry, chicken chow mein and a pot of sweet and sour sauce, some chips and a cold beer or two……. Hmm… epicurion heaven.

    TAXI!

  101. 101
    Gung Ho Jnr says:

    Ah so. Lumour say Tony ruv plawn clackels. You wanna buy prate of nice lice?

  102. 102
    Tone says:

    No, just give me a 68 and i’ll owe you one.

  103. 103
    school for Scoundrels says:

    Why go out for sushi when you have fish fingers at home?…. Oh, wait…

  104. 104
  105. 105
    Curly wonders says:

    Do you actually know what ‘sexually linked’ means?

  106. 106
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Ooops! There goes the neighbourhood. Looks like Tony’s yuman rights might have just gone out the window!

  107. 107
    Three bagger says:

    Three paper bags . The third one is for the dog. (The canine dog, that is.)

  108. 108
    C(o)unt Dracula says:

    Do you have a mirror in your house, Ed?

  109. 109
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    One trusts that that is not the biblical ‘knows’…

  110. 110
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Has our ex-PM yet indicated wevva or not he is bovvered?

  111. 111
    The Foreign Secretary says:

    Sounds good to me.

  112. 112
    Point of Information says:

    Robert Peston is Common Purpose

  113. 113
    dale cregan says:

    i deny it too

  114. 114
    The Digger"s no longer in the Chinese bush, mate says:

    Strewth mate – I wasn’t gonna stand around like a dead dingo’s dongler after I found out that bodgy bastard Bliar had been up to his nuts in Wend’s guts, the blind mullet!

  115. 115
    a liverpool chinese dentist says:

    sorr ‘r’ virregar on yer chips la?

  116. 116
    The word on the street says:

    Shurely this is Brookes and Coulson?

  117. 117
    Jimmy Savile says:

    Ow’s about that then ?

  118. 118
    Wondering if says:

    Godfather or Father of Grace Murdoch??????

  119. 119
    Wondering if says:

    Godfather or Father of Grace Murdoch?

  120. 120
    geordieboy says:

    Who gives a shit about who is shagging whom. All womens’ pussies should be just above the hip and below the ribs so we can all have a bit on the side.

  121. 121
    The Digger"s no longer in the Chinese bush, mate says:

    He slipped her the whole length, repeatedly, it would appear, the ratbag! I don’t really blame HIM, though. His wife does have a face like a bucket of smashed crabs, mate, I shit you not! I wouldn’t know whether to bury the bishop up her map of Tassie or post a f√cking letter in her mouth. Jeeze!

  122. 122
    Mr G Brown says:

    Rumours of mass destruction!

  123. 123
    Ah Monika reformed says:

    How about asking if Grace M is Tony’s daughter.

    DNA :)

  124. 124
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Does that apply to employees of the paparazzi

  125. 125
    The Digger"s no longer in the Chinese bush, mate says:

    Don’t know mate! Most of us are over here anyway – if we weren’t, three quarters of all the pubs in Earl’s Court would have to shut, ‘cos there’d be no staff! Strewth!

  126. 126
    Sick of them all says:

    So, Labour were in bed with Murdoch?

  127. 127
    Ivor Largeone says:

    She also has that one attribute Bliar loves most money.

  128. 128
  129. 129
    Anonymous says:

    and it doesn’t mean they won’t be tomorrow.

  130. 130
    Tesco Sells Halal says:

    Nay, nay and thrice nay. With Blair, the word socialist is spelled “socialist.”

  131. 131
    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    Yep I agree, sad that so many are perishing just to secure a Quatari backed pipeline to “free” Europe from Gazproms grip.

    This statist central planners will get their fingers burnt one day, until then we the serfs will have to deal with the consequences.

  132. 132
    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    They do in Tartus add to that a fleet currently docked in Cyprus so things will get interesting.

    Here’s a good read:

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-06-14/russian-mp-accuses-us-fabricating-syrian-chemical-weapons-report

    I never thought I’d side with the Russians on this

  133. 133
    The word on the street says:

    Rumours of mass distraction

  134. 134
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Wasn’t Borus in New York recently?

  135. 135
    Swing em says:

    She couldn’t resist his moobs

  136. 136
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    “The 70 year rule applies ” more like 100 years

  137. 137
    Anonymous says:

    Blair is a top Tory.

  138. 138
    The rest of us says:

    Your final word is superfluous.

  139. 139
    Tony Blair's Armed Guard says:

    Not true. He’s a devout catholic

  140. 140
    Carol says:

    So Wendi was the Chink in Blair’s armour.

  141. 141
    Gazza says:

    If you re-read the original Daily Mail story, it fits perfectly. Now Rupert Murdoch’s shock divorce announcement only seeks to confirm it.

  142. 142

    No fire without smoke, innit?

  143. 143
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Fuckwit!! That not plawn, that clitorwis!!!

  144. 144
    Cacked Off says:

    Wasn’t me who listened in says Hugh.

  145. 145
    Legal Eagle says:

    That should help Ruperts case for custody, if he has any interest in that.

    (Disclosure: I like Murdoch and always felt he made a mistake with this woman)

  146. 146
    Charlie Lynton says:

    Look, I’m a straight sort of guy…

  147. 147
    Time to wise up says:

    When are the white working classes going to come their senses and stop throwing their lives away fighting for globalist interests, and for a business/political class that despises them and is actively engineering their ethnic replacement?

  148. 148
    Saddam says:

    When will he learn about ill advised foreign adventures?

  149. 149
    Bollox to their concocted wars says:

    The stitch up in Kosovo should have been a warning.

    The usual arming and training of a western manufactured terrorist force to destabilise a region for shabby reasons.

    Patriots across the west are realising their own governments are the enemy.

  150. 150
    Anonymous says:

    The report does say she has enlarged her social circle….

  151. 151
    Jemery Kyle says:

    Now it’s time for those all important DNA results……

    If you can’t keep your trousers on, stick something on the end of it!

  152. 152
    Charlie Lynton says:

    Can’t someone burka my wife up, like her sister?

  153. 153
    Really!! says:

    Oh if this is true – gob slot is going to right royally fuck him over, under and inside out.

  154. 154
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    A bit too old for me Wendi. Boaz.

  155. 155
    Bryant says:

    I wish I had

  156. 156
    Anthony Charles Lynton Pants on Fire says:

    Tough choices for Dung, who do I shag today, an extremely rich wrinkly old prune or a slippery c.unt.

  157. 157
    Slot Gob says:

    Please pass me the 15″ silicone model strap-on and NO lube.

  158. 158
    G & T Tone? says:

    or Bliar was the amor in the Chink.

  159. 159
    Really!! says:

    what no sand!!!

  160. 160
    Pontification With Tone says:

    No, It’s ok, he’s had her in every way possible but confessed so probably only a short spell in purgatory in due course.

    His war crimes? now that’s another matter to be reviewed also in due course.

  161. 161
    Slot Gob says:

    Shear genius, pass me the P12 grit please!

  162. 162
    Anthony Charles Lynton Pants on Fire says:

    Bloody Chinese whispers!

  163. 163
    Straight Sort of Guy Tone says:

    It’s that bizarre, dark almost unexplainable appeal of the mass murderer.

  164. 164
    It's A Distinct Possibility says:

    Does that mean she offered up her bottom for the multi, multi millionaire Bliar.

  165. 165
    Jeremy Kyle says:

    Ask an expert.

  166. 166
    Bill Clinton says:

    It depends upon what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.

  167. 167
    Tony Blair says:

    you people are scum, tony blair is a great man and will be remembered as a greater war leader than winston churchill. he’s brought so much freedom to the world and got rid of dictators

    at home hes created multi-cultural britain, started the green revolution because of the dangers of catastrophic climate change and saved the NHS that only had 24hrs before it collapsed

  168. 168
    Capt Flint says:

    HMV His Master’s Voice

  169. 169
    Capt Flint says:

    Urrrr yuk

  170. 170
    Nutty Fruitcake says:

    There was I thinking Miranda was gay, how silly of me!

  171. 171
    Squeezing Pimples says:

    Hey, Tesco, being serious now does Tesco sell Halal butchered meat and do you know if other super markets do? I know Morrison sm refuses to sell cruelly slaughtered animals for meat but do others?
    Do you know if the none RSPCA has plans to stop this barbaric slaughter.

  172. 172
    THE PROOF says:

    Once she goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear explosion to wake her…

  173. 173
    abdul says:

    Oh no, not Charley Lynton again … and his sister in law a devout muslim .

  174. 174
    abdul says:

    … and Euan’s sire too … Prism knows ..

  175. 175
    Pope Francis says:

    Tony, eesa good Catholic boy.

  176. 176
    dunbill says:

    has blair got a weapon of mass destruction

  177. 177
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Bill – Don’t you and Tony Blair blow both ways – Communist & Capitalist? i.e. for your tricks!

  178. 178
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Aren’t the BBC like the Guardian – just a self-depricating arm of Israel?

  179. 179
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Now do remind me – wasn’t it one Tony Blair who signed up to the ICC (That’s International Criminal Courts to the sub-intellectuals on here) while Bush didn’t … for various reasons … So Mr Blair at last welcome to the ICC …

    If only the ICC had any credibilty left? [ditto the UN, NATO, G8, EU etc etc]

  180. 180
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Could you lot do us all a favour and see to Israel first?

  181. 181
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The Indy published that Peston ‘claim’ today Friday 14th – My first thought at reading it was – Oh aren’t you “Peston” so up your own Rse that ‘you’ supposedly have the real story …

    But then I remembered that Peston is a fucking mouthpiece for the Israelis.

  182. 182
    Blowing Whistles says:

    btw – don’t for one minute think that the Israelis don’t control Common Purpose.

  183. 183
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Prison – would be the best answer.

  184. 184
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Murdoch is one of if not the most evil bastard ever born – he has courted Commies & Capitalists for all of his life and bled publics dry across the world. He has no compunction or morals when it comes to ‘his’ and his ‘handlers’ ‘ moneygrubbing < Clue there.

  185. 185
    Blowing Whistles says:

    And look at the Pillars and political ‘GIANTS’ of our time who surrounded him … ummm … AGGHHH ….. ZZzzzzzz…

  186. 186
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The Israelis have him by his bollox whatever.

  187. 187
    he can't hack it says:

    Peston is allegedly a journalist employed by the BBC.
    Surely he should be reporting this story to the licence payers who pay his bloody wages.

  188. 188
    Westminster Bubble says:

    Are they having an affair at the moment – no

    Catholics practice
    equivocation.

  189. 189
    British Benders Corporation/ Common Porpoise says:

    Yes the limps will be properly received by the religion of peace and then dealt with as Mo directs.

  190. 190
    Anonymous says:

    And there was me thinking he liked men?! Charles Lynton and all.

  191. 191
    Anonymous says:

    the glorious thing is that if it is true murdoch will nail him in the press! please let it be true!

  192. 192
    Wise man says says:

    He now controls the horizontal and the vertical

  193. 193
    Ho Chi Minge says:

    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    June 14, 2013 at 3:21 pm

    Fuckwit!! That not plawn, that clitorwis!!!

    You long lound eye, is critolis!

  194. 194
    bring on all the yellow peril jokes says:

    chinese prawns, chink clit, pussies, slits, whores, c.unts, gob slits, chink slits, yellow fish and chips, letterbox gob, sideways Hunts, smerry crits, yellow Hunt gold digger, come on boys you can do better, we have just started with the hate, there must be more and finer jokes in you, have another chink cully and see what else inspires you, ding dong deng,

  195. 195
    Brownie says:

    Surely now Murdoch has to come to the rescue of his children’s godfather and state to the press that Tony Blair was not the cause of his divorce. Easily done see. Tony can even call upon the strength of their friendship for this announcement. However if the slimy liar has indeed been shafting that slit then Murdoch will remain silent and wreak his revenge via his newspapers. Who needs sunshine in the summer when we can have fun at the expense of the most hated man in recent political history. And he is a mass murderer, spit spit.

  196. 196
  197. 197
    Colonel J T Hall says:

    Shafted by Blair,join the queue.

  198. 198
    600,000 dead Iraqis says:

    Tony Bliar screwed us too!

  199. 199
    bandersnatch says:

    I said nothing could beat John Major and Edwina Currie, but I was wrong. If true, the past relationship between two middle aged persons, one of whom was from Downing Street, and the other with connections to the press, is as our current PM put it, ‘jaw dropping’

  200. 200
    bandersnatch says:

    Thinks. He probably prayed to God about it, and got God’s OK first. Oh, I forgot, he’s a Catholic. He’d have cheerfully gone ahead with the project and confessed and got absolution afterwards… each time.

  201. 201
    Brownie says:

    Oh yeah that excuse for killing hundreds of thousands…..i will square it up with my maker……

  202. 202
    The Boss says:

    Are Blair,Cherie,Wendi and the Digger likely to appear on the Jeremy Kyle Show
    could be worth watching.

  203. 203
    Brownie says:

    the DNA results will be after a short break…..the chav Blair entourage/extended family will take the opportunity to step outside for a fag and cheese & onion crips.

  204. 204
    Mr Gordon Brown says:

    War………..money – more money-still more money, whats Bliers secret, would’nt want it anyway !

  205. 205
    Anonymous says:

    Did you notice the bit at the bottom of Michael Wolff’s article: “• Editor’s note: Hayman Island was originally misspelt as Hyman Island”? Subtle stuff indeed …

  206. 206
    Confucious.com says:

    makes my ancient question topical:

    Who flung Deng

  207. 207
    Nigel Evans says:

    Its not true. Well known in insider circles that Blair likes botty – he had to be spirited away from a renowned sauna in East London years ago when press were waiting outside…….reminded me of the french film – la Cage Aux Folles

  208. 208
    Norman Scott says:

    the only chinese he likes is cream of sum young gi and sum yung manzass

  209. 209
    Anonymous says:

    Well I didn’t shag her or Cherie.

  210. 210
    Anonymous says:

    Me.

  211. 211
    Anonymous says:

    On my mothers grave ‘I didn’t shag her’ says tony

  212. 212
    ACL says says:

    I only f**cked Iraq.
    and the economy of course.

    honest.

  213. 213
    Brownie says:

    Sunday Lunch at the Bliar household should be a crakling affair today. ‘Dahling i made some dim sun for you with Deng sauce’.

  214. 214
    Who is Anonymous? says:

    Fair enough, but what about your mental illness?

  215. 215
    Anonymous says:

    No!

  216. 216
    Jame Gumb says:

    Present participles, past tenses, & still they can’t form a sentence to deny it!
    God I so hope that this is true, even if it only wipes the smug fucking smile off the grinning oik’s face for a fleeting second!


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