June 14th, 2013

Blair Denies Wendi Deng Affair Rumour

The Hollywood Reporter were given a very carefully worded response when they called up Blair’s office this morning:

“If you are asking if they are having an affair, the answer is no.”

People have, surely somewhat unfairly, remarked on the use of the present tense…


  1. 1
    ACRB + TBWD ? says:

    Pile on the sleaze ;-)


  2. 2
    Grammar Watch says:

    Hmm… They used the present tense.

    How about ‘had’ ?


  3. 3
    Tony Blair is a Twat says:

    Be honest as much as I hate Blair how does he manage to shag that old boot face he’s married to?


  4. 4
    Steve Miliband says:

    How could he possible cheat on the fragrant Cherie?


  5. 5
    S-E Loon says:

    *Innuendo alert*


  6. 6
    Sir Barrington Minge says:


    She must be desparate!!


    • 51
      Perks of being a gawdfarver says:

      The waters of the river Jordan are a powerful afro aphrewd affrowd love potion.


  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    denies that they ‘are’
    does not mean that they weren’t.


  8. 8
    Sally B of Westminster says:

    for fuck sake, don’t use a smiley face if you tweet about this


  9. 10
    magic_otter says:

    is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?


  10. 12
    Bring back capital punishment for treason says:

    Is there nothing or no-one that the war-criminal and socialist multi-millionaire Blair will not try to screw?


    • 130
      Tesco Sells Halal says:

      Nay, nay and thrice nay. With Blair, the word socialist is spelled “socialist.”


      • 171
        Squeezing Pimples says:

        Hey, Tesco, being serious now does Tesco sell Halal butchered meat and do you know if other super markets do? I know Morrison sm refuses to sell cruelly slaughtered animals for meat but do others?
        Do you know if the none RSPCA has plans to stop this barbaric slaughter.


  11. 14
    Ref says:

    So Blair is having a good old Deng Dong, is he?


  12. 15
    ticktocktimetoreboot says:

    Not me Lupert. Lupert?


  13. 16
    Tony Blair is a twat says:

    So how will the BBC spin their beloved Obama giving weapons to more fucking Muslim terrorists?

    Oh hang on, Obama is a Muslim.


    • 29
      Lord Stansted says:

      After the blood- and treasure-letting in Iraq and Afghanistan, you’d have thought the UK and US governments would have learnt a few lessons. It would seem not. Any fucker who wants us to meddle in Syria – no doubt on “humanitarian grounds” – should be parachuted on his own into the country immediately. It’s a rum old world when Putin and the Russians are talking sense and keeping the peace.


      • 33
        BBC bullet dodging bastard says:

        Send in some of those young white working class chappies we despise so much.


        • 147
          Time to wise up says:

          When are the white working classes going to come their senses and stop throwing their lives away fighting for globalist interests, and for a business/political class that despises them and is actively engineering their ethnic replacement?


      • 50
        The BBC demands that something MUST be done NOW(but let others die not us) says:

        I suggest that we send in the BBC to sort it all out…as things stand they have more available personnel on the ground that the British Army has


        • 58
          Tony Blair is a twat says:

          @50 that is so right, the BBC certainly has more staff than we have combat troops. The BBC probably has more helicopters than the RAF does as well.


        • 178
          Blowing Whistles says:

          Aren’t the BBC like the Guardian – just a self-depricating arm of Israel?


        • 189
          British Benders Corporation/ Common Porpoise says:

          Yes the limps will be properly received by the religion of peace and then dealt with as Mo directs.


      • 99
        Mine d'Boggles says:

        Milord, don’t the Russians have a Navy Base in Syria that they want to keep?


      • 131
        Socialism Ate My Future says:

        Yep I agree, sad that so many are perishing just to secure a Quatari backed pipeline to “free” Europe from Gazproms grip.

        This statist central planners will get their fingers burnt one day, until then we the serfs will have to deal with the consequences.


  14. 20
    MI6 says:

    And who is the father of the two kids I ask?

    Godfather or father?


  15. 21
    Chinese bin man says:

    Ok Mr Blair where you bin?
    At home with my lovey *spit* wife Cherie.
    No, where you wheely bin I need to empty.


  16. 24
    MI5 says:

    Don’t tell us that Mandy had a shot as well?

    It would destroy the credibility of the gay lobby…


  17. 25
    BBC Pepsi Salesman says:

    Boris can’t be far behind…

    His sense of smell is very refined….


  18. 27
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Doctor, I’m having increasing trouble telling Newsbiscuit from reality.


  19. 30
    Editor of the Tatler says:

    Set the News of the World onto Tony Blair

    That will teach him…


  20. 32
    Tony Blair says:

    Hey, what’s the problem? Doesn’t everyone fancy a chinky after a few pints?


  21. 35
    Editor of Vogue says:

    This gives some interesting background

    Especially, “London’s shit”



  22. 36
    Virgin Queen says:

    Was this the No 10 affair that the MOS had as headline news 2 weeks ago?


  23. 39
    hah hah hah says:

    It’s not Blair, it’s a top Tory. Come on Guido, embarrass Dave and Sam.


    • 46
      John Joseph says:

      The Mail on Sunday story never identified the political affiliation of the person or persons involved. It just said that no present cabinet members were involved.


    • 86
      The Temporary Editor of the Times says:

      The Murdoch Mob are not amused by all this

      We are already being spun off and fired by the dozen

      Spare a thought for all of us honest hacks…


    • 137
      Anonymous says:

      Blair is a top Tory.


  24. 41
    John Lennon says:

    I thought the joke about yellow bags was about me.


  25. 43
    Anon......but Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    Wonder now, if the Dir*ty Dig*ger might help arrange for Bli*ar’s long delayed
    appointment at the Ha*gue to finally come to fruition……..

    hhhmmmmmm interesting……


  26. 48
    Tony Blair in a Chinese restaurant says:

    Blair – “Waiter waiter, this chicken is rubbery”

    Waiter – “Thank you velly much”


    • 78
      This Joke's SO Old, It's Been Declared A National Treasure, says:

      Customer: “I ordered the Chicken Surprise.”
      Waiter: “Something wrong, sir?”
      Customer: “There’s no bloody chicken!”
      Waiter: “SURPRISE!”


  27. 49
  28. 52
    Menage Trois says:




  29. 53
    Digger Murdoch says:

    I hate England

    And I hate the world

    Why is everyone so nasty to me?


    • 125
      The Digger"s no longer in the Chinese bush, mate says:

      Don’t know mate! Most of us are over here anyway – if we weren’t, three quarters of all the pubs in Earl’s Court would have to shut, ‘cos there’d be no staff! Strewth!


  30. 54
    nellnewman says:

    Well if it is bliar and now murdoch is divorcing her so that she no longer has influence or money – our tone will dump her instantly.


  31. 59
    Ed Balls says:

    Why am I never sexually linked with anybody?


  32. 61
    Sun Reader says:

    DNA test should confirm all… as it probably has !!!


  33. 63
    Old Auzzie Hack....... says:

    Whats that song about “Its all in my little black book”…….

    That some chap called Rupert has been recently whistling…..

    very loudly…….


  34. 64
    Tony Blair says:

    If my children inherit a large slug of News Corp shares, I can become a Mogul as well…

    Without even trying…


  35. 66
    Leslie Phillips says:

    Deng Dong!


  36. 67
    Slotgob says:

    We are not amused

    We will be taking the appropriate action

    All the Shillings and Shekels of Chancery Lane will be working on this…


    • 106
      Catty Comment (Ms) says:

      Ooops! There goes the neighbourhood. Looks like Tony’s yuman rights might have just gone out the window!


    • 152
      Charlie Lynton says:

      Can’t someone burka my wife up, like her sister?


    • 179
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Now do remind me – wasn’t it one Tony Blair who signed up to the ICC (That’s International Criminal Courts to the sub-intellectuals on here) while Bush didn’t … for various reasons … So Mr Blair at last welcome to the ICC …

      If only the ICC had any credibilty left? [ditto the UN, NATO, G8, EU etc etc]


  37. 68
    open message to the sky fairy says:

    Please God, PLEASE, may this be the first of many ‘unfortunate’ steps that now befall our beloved ‘straight kind of guy’.
    Spread the karma to many others (Campbell, Straw, et al) in your inimitable way.


  38. 70
    John Bellingham says:

    Don’t believe anything until a politician formally denies it.


    • 98
      Digger Murdoch all alone like Citizen Kane says:

      Urgent message from the Master to David Cameroon

      Put a D Notice on all of this Dave, otherwise I will die of shame and press harassment


  39. 71
    Maqboul says:

    I wonder if Tony Blair’s wife knows a good lawyer?


  40. 72
    Conspiracy Watch says:

    Thinking about this, and Profumo… Is Deng working for Ch!nese intelligence ?

    That would be a scoop, and perhaps enough to have Blair put on trial – depending on how much he let slip…


    • 92
      The President of China says:

      Your Mr Blair has broken our one child policy

      He will be punished suitably

      Miss Deng will receive her Hero of the New China medal and be appointed manager of a Peking celebrity restaurant for all tossers….

      While we quietly and inexorably take over the world

      End of message


    • 121
      The Digger"s no longer in the Chinese bush, mate says:

      He slipped her the whole length, repeatedly, it would appear, the ratbag! I don’t really blame HIM, though. His wife does have a face like a bucket of smashed crabs, mate, I shit you not! I wouldn’t know whether to bury the bishop up her map of Tassie or post a f√cking letter in her mouth. Jeeze!


  41. 75
    *innocent case* says:

    New revenue stream for famous people:

    Start an unfounded rumour on twitter.

    Sit back and watch the idiots libel you.

    Sue the fuck out of them.


  42. 79
    Chinese 69 please says:

    Robert Peston, the BBC Business editor, tweeted that the “undisclosed reasons for Murdoch divorcing Deng are jaw-dropping.”


    • 83
      Owen Jones says:

      Robert Peston gets pork pies delivered, God bless the man.


    • 87
      genghiz the kahn says:

      Jaw dropping sexual congress – Gordon Brown and Wendi.


    • 91
      The truth will out says:

      For someone who was so assiduously up Tony’s ass

      It must indeed be “jaw dropping”


      How the mighty fall…


    • 95
      Bent libel lawyer says:

      When it is “jax dropping”

      It is of course in the public interest to know

      So the field is free boys


    • 112
      Point of Information says:

      Robert Peston is Common Purpose


      • 138
        The rest of us says:

        Your final word is superfluous.


      • 181
        Blowing Whistles says:

        The Indy published that Peston ‘claim’ today Friday 14th – My first thought at reading it was – Oh aren’t you “Peston” so up your own Rse that ‘you’ supposedly have the real story …

        But then I remembered that Peston is a fucking mouthpiece for the Israelis.


        • 182
          Blowing Whistles says:

          btw – don’t for one minute think that the Israelis don’t control Common Purpose.


          • he can't hack it says:

            Peston is allegedly a journalist employed by the BBC.
            Surely he should be reporting this story to the licence payers who pay his bloody wages.


  43. 82
    wendi deng says:

    You want chips and a 69, Mr Blair?


  44. 90
    John E Marbles says:



  45. 94
    Conspiracy Watch says:

    Prism should have most of the answers.


  46. 104
  47. 110
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Has our ex-PM yet indicated wevva or not he is bovvered?


  48. 113
    dale cregan says:

    i deny it too


  49. 116
    The word on the street says:

    Shurely this is Brookes and Coulson?


  50. 117
    Jimmy Savile says:

    Ow’s about that then ?


  51. 118
    Wondering if says:

    Godfather or Father of Grace Murdoch??????


  52. 120
    geordieboy says:

    Who gives a shit about who is shagging whom. All womens’ pussies should be just above the hip and below the ribs so we can all have a bit on the side.


  53. 122
    Mr G Brown says:

    Rumours of mass destruction!


  54. 123
    Ah Monika reformed says:

    How about asking if Grace M is Tony’s daughter.

    DNA :)


  55. 127
    Ivor Largeone says:

    She also has that one attribute Bliar loves most money.


  56. 128
    • 145
      Legal Eagle says:

      That should help Ruperts case for custody, if he has any interest in that.

      (Disclosure: I like Murdoch and always felt he made a mistake with this woman)


      • 184
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Murdoch is one of if not the most evil bastard ever born – he has courted Commies & Capitalists for all of his life and bled publics dry across the world. He has no compunction or morals when it comes to ‘his’ and his ‘handlers’ ‘ moneygrubbing < Clue there.


  57. 135
    Swing em says:

    She couldn’t resist his moobs


    • 163
      Straight Sort of Guy Tone says:

      It’s that bizarre, dark almost unexplainable appeal of the mass murderer.


  58. 139
    Tony Blair's Armed Guard says:

    Not true. He’s a devout catholic


    • 160
      Pontification With Tone says:

      No, It’s ok, he’s had her in every way possible but confessed so probably only a short spell in purgatory in due course.

      His war crimes? now that’s another matter to be reviewed also in due course.


  59. 140
    Carol says:

    So Wendi was the Chink in Blair’s armour.


  60. 141
    Gazza says:

    If you re-read the original Daily Mail story, it fits perfectly. Now Rupert Murdoch’s shock divorce announcement only seeks to confirm it.


  61. 142

    No fire without smoke, innit?


  62. 148
    Saddam says:

    When will he learn about ill advised foreign adventures?


  63. 150
    Anonymous says:

    The report does say she has enlarged her social circle….


    • 164
      It's A Distinct Possibility says:

      Does that mean she offered up her bottom for the multi, multi millionaire Bliar.


  64. 153
    Really!! says:

    Oh if this is true – gob slot is going to right royally fuck him over, under and inside out.


  65. 156
    Anthony Charles Lynton Pants on Fire says:

    Tough choices for Dung, who do I shag today, an extremely rich wrinkly old prune or a slippery c.unt.


  66. 162
    Anthony Charles Lynton Pants on Fire says:

    Bloody Chinese whispers!


  67. 167
    Tony Blair says:

    you people are scum, tony blair is a great man and will be remembered as a greater war leader than winston churchill. he’s brought so much freedom to the world and got rid of dictators

    at home hes created multi-cultural britain, started the green revolution because of the dangers of catastrophic climate change and saved the NHS that only had 24hrs before it collapsed


    • 185
      Blowing Whistles says:

      And look at the Pillars and political ‘GIANTS’ of our time who surrounded him … ummm … AGGHHH ….. ZZzzzzzz…


  68. 172
    THE PROOF says:

    Once she goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear explosion to wake her…


  69. 173
    abdul says:

    Oh no, not Charley Lynton again … and his sister in law a devout muslim .


  70. 176
    dunbill says:

    has blair got a weapon of mass destruction


  71. 190
    Anonymous says:

    And there was me thinking he liked men?! Charles Lynton and all.


  72. 191
    Anonymous says:

    the glorious thing is that if it is true murdoch will nail him in the press! please let it be true!


  73. 194
    bring on all the yellow peril jokes says:

    chinese prawns, chink clit, pussies, slits, whores, c.unts, gob slits, chink slits, yellow fish and chips, letterbox gob, sideways Hunts, smerry crits, yellow Hunt gold digger, come on boys you can do better, we have just started with the hate, there must be more and finer jokes in you, have another chink cully and see what else inspires you, ding dong deng,


  74. 195
    Brownie says:

    Surely now Murdoch has to come to the rescue of his children’s godfather and state to the press that Tony Blair was not the cause of his divorce. Easily done see. Tony can even call upon the strength of their friendship for this announcement. However if the slimy liar has indeed been shafting that slit then Murdoch will remain silent and wreak his revenge via his newspapers. Who needs sunshine in the summer when we can have fun at the expense of the most hated man in recent political history. And he is a mass murderer, spit spit.


  75. 196
  76. 197
    Colonel J T Hall says:

    Shafted by Blair,join the queue.


  77. 198
    600,000 dead Iraqis says:

    Tony Bliar screwed us too!


  78. 199
    bandersnatch says:

    I said nothing could beat John Major and Edwina Currie, but I was wrong. If true, the past relationship between two middle aged persons, one of whom was from Downing Street, and the other with connections to the press, is as our current PM put it, ‘jaw dropping’


  79. 200
    bandersnatch says:

    Thinks. He probably prayed to God about it, and got God’s OK first. Oh, I forgot, he’s a Catholic. He’d have cheerfully gone ahead with the project and confessed and got absolution afterwards… each time.


    • 201
      Brownie says:

      Oh yeah that excuse for killing hundreds of thousands…..i will square it up with my maker……


  80. 202
    The Boss says:

    Are Blair,Cherie,Wendi and the Digger likely to appear on the Jeremy Kyle Show
    could be worth watching.


    • 203
      Brownie says:

      the DNA results will be after a short break…..the chav Blair entourage/extended family will take the opportunity to step outside for a fag and cheese & onion crips.


  81. 204
    Mr Gordon Brown says:

    War………..money – more money-still more money, whats Bliers secret, would’nt want it anyway !


  82. 205
    Anonymous says:

    Did you notice the bit at the bottom of Michael Wolff’s article: “• Editor’s note: Hayman Island was originally misspelt as Hyman Island”? Subtle stuff indeed …


  83. 206
    Confucious.com says:

    makes my ancient question topical:

    Who flung Deng


  84. 207
    Nigel Evans says:

    Its not true. Well known in insider circles that Blair likes botty – he had to be spirited away from a renowned sauna in East London years ago when press were waiting outside…….reminded me of the french film – la Cage Aux Folles


  85. 209
    Anonymous says:

    Well I didn’t shag her or Cherie.


  86. 212
    ACL says says:

    I only f**cked Iraq.
    and the economy of course.



    • 213
      Brownie says:

      Sunday Lunch at the Bliar household should be a crakling affair today. ‘Dahling i made some dim sun for you with Deng sauce’.


  87. 216
    Jame Gumb says:

    Present participles, past tenses, & still they can’t form a sentence to deny it!
    God I so hope that this is true, even if it only wipes the smug fucking smile off the grinning oik’s face for a fleeting second!


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