June 12th, 2013

PMQs LIVE: Yeo Adds to Unemployment Edition


  1. 1
    Windfarms & Woofters says:

    Morning all!

  2. 2
    Tachybaptus says:

    If they were all unemployed we wouldn’t have thousands of stupid and harmful laws. Bring on the P45s.

  3. 3
    Windfarms & Woofters says:

    Beard count = 100%

  4. 4
    Two Ed's are Thicker than One says:

    This has been 30 years of top level stupidity!

  5. 5
    Another Engineer says:

    Dave again! Miracles never cease.

  6. 6
    Windfarms & Woofters says:

    J Hunt is such a little prick.

    “Don’t call him Shirley”? eh?

  7. 7
    Jabba Le Chat says:

    When the lawyers start protesting in the main Istanbul courthouse and the police move in, then you know the muzzie government have a major problem on their hands with the secular part of the population…

  8. 8
    Leslie Nielsen says:

    Some MP trying to be lulzy. Made me smile.

  9. 9
    Windfarms & Woofters says:

    Is this the same Cam that wants 73m Turks to join the EU? What a tosser.

  10. 10
    Another Engineer says:

    Ed trying to do the Statesman to start with. Transparent and dull.

  11. 11
    Windfarms & Woofters says:

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up drinking…

  12. 12
    Fatbot Abbott says:

    I hate PMQs as it gets in the way of my comfort eating.

  13. 13
    Sally *Swallows* Bercow says:

    Whilst Diana Abbott uses dull Mili qu to tap on Ipad, ordering chicken and chips for lunch?

  14. 14
    Eddie Gair says:

    We have clearance, Clarence.

  15. 15
    Another Engineer says:


  16. 16
    Owen Fabian says:

    We believe in equality for all. Equal misery.

  17. 17
    Windfarms & Woofters says:

    Is anyone piping Justine Greening?

  18. 18
    King of Kings says:

    That’s unless you are a Blairite……on a nice little number in Roumania….

  19. 19
    Tiger Woods says:

    Southern Fried?

  20. 20
    Adenoidal mong says:

    I used to enjoy PMQs…now I can’t even be bothered listening when boring useless Ed stands up for his first one.

  21. 21
    Sophie Tit Wank says:

    Ceefax 888

  22. 22
    a non says:

    Black lusting?

  23. 23
    Sophie Tit Wank says:

    …during PMQs?

  24. 24
    Windfarms & Woofters says:

    Is she preggers or just a glomp?

  25. 25
    Fat bastard says:

    She needs a dutch cap, not a welfare cap.

  26. 26
    Another Engineer says:

    Living standards falling, Ed?

    Is that because Gordon was borrowing from the future?

    Surely not.

  27. 27
    Gideon Osborne says:

    Yessss pleeeease!

  28. 28
    Carry on printing says:

    Something for nothing that got this country into a mess in the first place, more QE it is then.

  29. 29
    Bash the Bishop says:

    I see Bishop of London is busy attacking hard working pensioners who grew up in ration book Britain.

    I hope he gives up his pleasant CoE pension, sinecure, free housing, dress allowance to assist the yoof fighting capitalism in his diocese. In fact, I’ve run up a huge credit card bill, Bish…..hello…..

  30. 30
    M102 says:

    I see Fatbot behind Militw@t playing with her Ipad – probably ordering her food shopping.

  31. 31
    zzzzzzzzzz says:

    is everyone too bored to comment?

  32. 32
    Mervyn King says:

    Infamy! Infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!

  33. 33
    Another Engineer says:

    Crimson tide? What did Ed mean by that….

  34. 34
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    “Borrowing from the future”. Is that the same as “Borrowing money we don’t have”?

    Or just simply “Borrowing”?

  35. 35
    HM Queen says:


  36. 36
    Windfarms & Woofters says:

    “Give the honourable lady some satisfaction” ???

  37. 37
    Fuck off Bercunt says:

    Fuck off BerHunt!

  38. 38
    a non says:

    Dave put off his stride by Labour totty.
    Surprised they have them too

  39. 39
    The Wanderers says:

    Pay day loan snakes in the grass. Hiss!

  40. 40
    Gene Hackman says:

    From Portugal. The Lipizzaner stallions. The most highly trained horses in the world. They’re all white?

  41. 41
    Norman Stanley Fletcher says:

    Credit Unions are all bent FFS

  42. 42
    Another Engineer says:


    “Standard of living” is still stupid measure though.

  43. 43
    Keitho says:

    This is truly dull.

  44. 44
    Keitho says:

    Although it’s always nice to see Ed Balls getting kicked in the Ed’s.

  45. 45
    Big Bad Boris says:

    Stevie Wonder?

  46. 46
    Norman Stanley Yeo says:

    “Sold down the river” – Gedddittt?

  47. 47
    Eddie Gair says:

    Lava lamps fffffs!

  48. 48
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Lib Dum minger alert

  49. 49
    Sausage sandwich says:

    Check his expenses!

  50. 50
    David Vine says:

    Is that David Vine? Haven’t seen him for years…

  51. 51
    Build a Bear Group says:

    Dave you must answer like we told you to at the ‘secret’ meeting, kapish?

  52. 52
    Owen Jones says:

    私はコンタクトレンズの初心者です。初めて付けてみたのですが、眼鏡の時とは違い、よく見えます。おかげで仕事もはかどって助かります。どうしてもう少し早くコンタクトレンズにしなかったのか、悔やまれます。私が通っている眼科は少し […]

  53. 53
    Manga Chutney says:

    Bwoody plick

  54. 54
    David Coleman says:

    Vine’s gone too early!

  55. 55
    M102 says:


  56. 56
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Bercough getting a tad irate….

  57. 57
    Stanley Kubrick says:

    Ten dollar? Owen?

  58. 58
    Another Engineer says:

    Welcomed across the music industry? Well, Cliff Richard, anyway.

  59. 59
    S-E Loon says:

    My nan had a standard lamp.

  60. 60
    mad, swivel-eyed loon says:

    Yes, we should give up some of our money, so that we can build more wind farms, line the pockets of our corrupt politicians, send it to third world countries that are now have economies the same size as ours and pay the benefits of all the Romanians and Bulgarians that are coming our way.

    No thanks, I think I’ll spend it on myself.

  61. 61
    M102 says:

    Berc’unt loses his rag :)

  62. 62
    mad, swivel-eyed loon says:

    And definitely halal.

  63. 63
    The Craziness of the Greens says:

    Madness subsidising Solar panels to cover green fields which are green because they already photosynthesise sunlight

  64. 64
    Nigel Mansell says:

    Net exporter of cars – yep, cos we cannot afford to buy decent ones ourselves…

  65. 65
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Is it me or is PMQ’s noisier than unsual?

  66. 66
    mad, swivel-eyed loon says:

    There isn’t a queue, so be my guest.

  67. 67
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    * usual

  68. 68
    Owen Jones says:

    Red-faced David Cameron describes highlighting a record fall in people’s living standards as “talking down the economy”. That’ll help to lose the 2015 General Election for the Tories.

  69. 69
    Eddie Gair says:

    Did someone just tell that ‘Geordie Girl’ to “get ‘em down”?

  70. 70
    Another Engineer says:

    Dodgy ground here for Dave…

  71. 71
    Owen O says:

    That would be the Bilderberg bounce.

  72. 72
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Miliband looks ill….

  73. 73
    illogical says:

    Yep it’s noisier than unsual

  74. 74
    Doe a Deer says:

    Not a rabbit but a new born deer in the headlights, that’s how Ed looks at PMQs

  75. 75
    M102 says:


  76. 76
    CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:

    If people get more money extorted from them when they work, they will simply do LESS WORK (or barter privately).

    Neither helps the economy.

    Envy is a sin, and the CoE is encouraging it. Surely a sign the church has “lost it”.

  77. 77
    Owen Jones says:

    God there’s some ugly twats in the House. But I’d shag them all !!!

  78. 78
    a non says:

    Perhaps one of the most boring PMQs in ages.

  79. 79
    Leslie Nielsen says:

    We need to get this man to a hospital.

    What is it?

    It’s a big building with lots of doctors, but that’s not important right now.

  80. 80
    nellnewman says:

    Unfortunately the only living standards that labour are talking about refer to the cuts in welfare benefit.

    Most of us applaud those.

  81. 81
    nabidana says:

    Nice work from Dave. Easy win.

  82. 82
    Denzel Washington says:

    Perhaps he was using it as slang for menstruation.

  83. 83
    Bleugh! says:

    Christ, that brief shot of Margaret Beckett next to Blunkett almost made me spew. What a gruesome looking goblin.

  84. 84
    Ed Less says:

    Bloody hell. That was a dire performance from Labour.

  85. 85
    Anonymous says:

    Didn’t know he was deaf.

  86. 86
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Indeed. But who will learn of it?
    Will the Broadcasting arm of the Liebour party report it? No.
    Will Sky? No – not with Turkey/Mandela taking up the news..

  87. 87
    Owen Jones says:

    I had a spak plug that was Champion.

  88. 88
    Dave Blunkett says:

    Doesn’t bother me, I’m assured she’s a very fine looking young woman.

  89. 89
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    I’ll bet there’s more than a few who like gladiator films.

  90. 90
    Owen Jones says:

    What Cameron says: We’re increasing spending on the NHS. What Cameron does: Cuts spending on the NHS.

    You just the Tories with the NHS.

  91. 91
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:


  92. 92
    Windfarms & Woofters says:

    What? She was giving Blunkers a blowie in the middle of PMQs?

    He must have thought it was Chris Bryant.

  93. 93
    Owen Jokes says:

    You could never accuse Labour of hypocrisy or mendacity.

  94. 94
    CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Syria(on the way)

    They could see the writing on the wall for a one way trip 600 years back in time.

  95. 95
    Rex Cramer says:

  96. 96
    CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Labour in a nutshell.
    “Forcing me to pay off all the booze bills I put on my childrens credit card is cramping my lifestyle”

  97. 97
    CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:

    There’s no wealth left to pay creditors back with, so they might as well lie…

  98. 98
    CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Greens hate CO2

    Plants are green because they LOVE CO2.

    Greens aren’t green.

  99. 99
    CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Exports are the COST of imports.

    Boasting about them is silly.

  100. 100
    Steve Miliband says:

    Against tax avoidance, unless it’s a donor

  101. 101
    CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Can we let people opt out of the NHS?

    So they can get some health care..

  102. 102
    Dave should resign now says:

    Vote UKIP

  103. 103
    Scent of a woman says:

    You may not have seen the film, but your dog has. Listen to the dog: They do not lie about such matters.

  104. 104
    Anonymous says:

    Who’d shag her? Better to fit the cap in her throat & stop her eating.

  105. 105
    Gord says:

    I did my bit Bishop…..I robbed most baby boomers of a third of the value of their pensions!

  106. 106
    Ed Miliband says:

    I think I did rather well, Comrades. Now – back to work.

  107. 107
    Londonman says:

    The price of 1 vote 100 million pounds and the non-closure of 3 childrrens heart hospitals

  108. 108
    Avi Ben Ami says:

    “Some are more equal than others, in such Utopias”

  109. 109
    Avi Ben Ami says:

    The bishop of central Japan
    Used to bugger himself with a fan.
    And when taxed with these acts,
    He replied, “It contracts,
    And expands, rather more than a man!”

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