June 12th, 2013

PMQs LIVE: Yeo Adds to Unemployment Edition

Comments in the comments please…


109 Comments

  1. 1
    Windfarms & Woofters says:

    Morning all!

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    • 16
      Owen Fabian says:

      We believe in equality for all. Equal misery.

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      • 18
        King of Kings says:

        That’s unless you are a Blairite……on a nice little number in Roumania….

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        • 29
          Bash the Bishop says:

          I see Bishop of London is busy attacking hard working pensioners who grew up in ration book Britain.

          I hope he gives up his pleasant CoE pension, sinecure, free housing, dress allowance to assist the yoof fighting capitalism in his diocese. In fact, I’ve run up a huge credit card bill, Bish…..hello…..

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          • M102 says:

            I see Fatbot behind Militw@t playing with her Ipad – probably ordering her food shopping.

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          • mad, swivel-eyed loon says:

            Yes, we should give up some of our money, so that we can build more wind farms, line the pockets of our corrupt politicians, send it to third world countries that are now have economies the same size as ours and pay the benefits of all the Romanians and Bulgarians that are coming our way.

            No thanks, I think I’ll spend it on myself.

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          • CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:

            If people get more money extorted from them when they work, they will simply do LESS WORK (or barter privately).

            Neither helps the economy.

            Envy is a sin, and the CoE is encouraging it. Surely a sign the church has “lost it”.

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          • Gord says:

            I did my bit Bishop…..I robbed most baby boomers of a third of the value of their pensions!

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          • Avi Ben Ami says:

            The bishop of central Japan
            Used to bugger himself with a fan.
            And when taxed with these acts,
            He replied, “It contracts,
            And expands, rather more than a man!”

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      • 108
        Avi Ben Ami says:

        “Some are more equal than others, in such Utopias”

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  2. 2
    Tachybaptus says:

    If they were all unemployed we wouldn’t have thousands of stupid and harmful laws. Bring on the P45s.

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  3. 3
    Windfarms & Woofters says:

    Beard count = 100%

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  4. 4
    Two Ed's are Thicker than One says:

    This has been 30 years of top level stupidity!

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  5. 5
    Another Engineer says:

    Dave again! Miracles never cease.

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  6. 6
    Windfarms & Woofters says:

    J Hunt is such a little prick.

    “Don’t call him Shirley”? eh?

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  7. 7
    Jabba Le Chat says:

    When the lawyers start protesting in the main Istanbul courthouse and the police move in, then you know the muzzie government have a major problem on their hands with the secular part of the population…

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    • 94
      CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:

      Saudi,
      Iran,
      Libya
      Syria(on the way)
      Sudan

      They could see the writing on the wall for a one way trip 600 years back in time.

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  8. 9
    Windfarms & Woofters says:

    Is this the same Cam that wants 73m Turks to join the EU? What a tosser.

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  9. 10
    Another Engineer says:

    Ed trying to do the Statesman to start with. Transparent and dull.

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  10. 12
    Fatbot Abbott says:

    I hate PMQs as it gets in the way of my comfort eating.

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  11. 13
    Sally *Swallows* Bercow says:

    Whilst Diana Abbott uses dull Mili qu to tap on Ipad, ordering chicken and chips for lunch?

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  12. 15
    Another Engineer says:

    Boooooooooring.

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  13. 17
    Windfarms & Woofters says:

    Is anyone piping Justine Greening?

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  14. 20
    Adenoidal mong says:

    I used to enjoy PMQs…now I can’t even be bothered listening when boring useless Ed stands up for his first one.

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  15. 21
    Sophie Tit Wank says:

    Ceefax 888

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  16. 22
    a non says:

    Black lusting?

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  17. 24
    Windfarms & Woofters says:

    Is she preggers or just a glomp?

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  18. 26
    Another Engineer says:

    Living standards falling, Ed?

    Is that because Gordon was borrowing from the future?

    Surely not.

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  19. 28
    Carry on printing says:

    Something for nothing that got this country into a mess in the first place, more QE it is then.

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    • 97
      CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:

      There’s no wealth left to pay creditors back with, so they might as well lie…

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  20. 31
    zzzzzzzzzz says:

    is everyone too bored to comment?

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  21. 32
    Mervyn King says:

    Infamy! Infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!

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  22. 33
    Another Engineer says:

    Crimson tide? What did Ed mean by that….

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  23. 36
    Windfarms & Woofters says:

    “Give the honourable lady some satisfaction” ???

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  24. 37
    Fuck off Bercunt says:

    Fuck off BerHunt!

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  25. 38
    a non says:

    Dave put off his stride by Labour totty.
    Surprised they have them too

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  26. 39
    The Wanderers says:

    Pay day loan snakes in the grass. Hiss!

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  27. 43
    Keitho says:

    This is truly dull.

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  28. 44
    Keitho says:

    Although it’s always nice to see Ed Balls getting kicked in the Ed’s.

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  29. 46
    Norman Stanley Yeo says:

    “Sold down the river” – Gedddittt?

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  30. 47
    Eddie Gair says:

    Lava lamps fffffs!

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  31. 48
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Lib Dum minger alert

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  32. 49
    Sausage sandwich says:

    Check his expenses!

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  33. 50
    David Vine says:

    Is that David Vine? Haven’t seen him for years…

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  34. 51
    Build a Bear Group says:

    Dave you must answer like we told you to at the ‘secret’ meeting, kapish?

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  35. 51
    Owen Jones says:

    私はコンタクトレンズの初心者です。初めて付けてみたのですが、眼鏡の時とは違い、よく見えます。おかげで仕事もはかどって助かります。どうしてもう少し早くコンタクトレンズにしなかったのか、悔やまれます。私が通っている眼科は少し [...]

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  36. 56
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Bercough getting a tad irate….

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  37. 57
    Stanley Kubrick says:

    Ten dollar? Owen?

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  38. 58
    Another Engineer says:

    Welcomed across the music industry? Well, Cliff Richard, anyway.

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  39. 63
    The Craziness of the Greens says:

    Madness subsidising Solar panels to cover green fields which are green because they already photosynthesise sunlight

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    • 98
      CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:

      Greens hate CO2

      Plants are green because they LOVE CO2.

      Greens aren’t green.

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  40. 64
    Nigel Mansell says:

    Net exporter of cars – yep, cos we cannot afford to buy decent ones ourselves…

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  41. 65
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Is it me or is PMQ’s noisier than unsual?

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  42. 67
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    * usual

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  43. 68
    Owen Jones says:

    Red-faced David Cameron describes highlighting a record fall in people’s living standards as “talking down the economy”. That’ll help to lose the 2015 General Election for the Tories.

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    • 80
      nellnewman says:

      Unfortunately the only living standards that labour are talking about refer to the cuts in welfare benefit.

      Most of us applaud those.

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  44. 69
    Eddie Gair says:

    Did someone just tell that ‘Geordie Girl’ to “get ‘em down”?

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  45. 70
    Another Engineer says:

    Dodgy ground here for Dave…

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  46. 72
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Miliband looks ill….

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  47. 74
    Doe a Deer says:

    Not a rabbit but a new born deer in the headlights, that’s how Ed looks at PMQs

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  48. 77
    Owen Jones says:

    God there’s some ugly twats in the House. But I’d shag them all !!!

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  49. 78
    a non says:

    Perhaps one of the most boring PMQs in ages.

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  50. 81
    nabidana says:

    Nice work from Dave. Easy win.

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    • 86
      Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

      Indeed. But who will learn of it?
      Will the Broadcasting arm of the Liebour party report it? No.
      Will Sky? No – not with Turkey/Mandela taking up the news..

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  51. 83
    Bleugh! says:

    Christ, that brief shot of Margaret Beckett next to Blunkett almost made me spew. What a gruesome looking goblin.

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    • 88
      Dave Blunkett says:

      Doesn’t bother me, I’m assured she’s a very fine looking young woman.

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      • 103
        Scent of a woman says:

        You may not have seen the film, but your dog has. Listen to the dog: They do not lie about such matters.

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    • 92
      Windfarms & Woofters says:

      What? She was giving Blunkers a blowie in the middle of PMQs?

      He must have thought it was Chris Bryant.

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  52. 84
    Ed Less says:

    Bloody hell. That was a dire performance from Labour.

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  53. 90
    Owen Jones says:

    What Cameron says: We’re increasing spending on the NHS. What Cameron does: Cuts spending on the NHS.

    You just the Tories with the NHS.

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  54. 102
    Dave should resign now says:

    Vote UKIP

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  55. 106
    Ed Miliband says:

    I think I did rather well, Comrades. Now – back to work.

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  56. 107
    Londonman says:

    The price of 1 vote 100 million pounds and the non-closure of 3 childrrens heart hospitals

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We also need Zil lanes.


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