June 12th, 2013

MPs Hanging From Ropes

No luck for the female MPs team at the annual Macmillan Lords V Commons Tug of War last night, but the boys won.

There was one casualty on the media team though as the Daily Politics’ Giles Dilnot put his back out.

Mentioned in dispatches:

Alec Shelbrook and the mysterious blonde female ringers. 


23 Comments

  1. 1
    Jimmy Saville says:

    WFT?

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    • 3
      Jimmy Saville says:

      WTF?

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    • 5
      7 minute warning. says:

      rich man poor man beggar.
      rich is poor at heart and is an emotional beggar.
      .
      .
      as the world gets oral.
      lose the B.
      it is a question of hi men.

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      • 6
        7 minute warning. says:

        soft and hard.
        no.
        .
        .
        bittersweet..yes.
        be thy sweet.
        toffee is toxic.

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        • 10
          7 minute warning. says:

          the dust needs to go higher up on the tree above the sewage works.
          now there is a gem for u.
          jammie.
          ie…i o u.
          .
          .b the dust on thy jam and attach detach like a post.it note.
          let the luck try and trap you.
          the monkey is mischief.
          find him.
          it is u.
          u?
          no u.
          u have been.

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          • suck it in and see....... says:

            time is lucky.
            lucky is time.
            go with thy wind.

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          • The 'not for profit' office of Sarah and Gordon Brown says:

            You will also need a round ovenproof dish with a diameter of 9 inches (23 cm), 2 inches (5 cm) deep, lightly buttered

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          • suck it in and see....... says:

            is is the time.
            next time, do not play the music.
            enter attainment is the tart.
            .
            .
            see tart.
            keep dry. it is an art.
            the f wins.
            it still follows the T.
            . is after the t.
            ..
            who is there?
            it s dot?
            .i
            whose 1
            ..
            the dot is the mighty baby.
            b.less
            .12
            .
            1
            2
            :::
            ::::
            above the peaceful is the crown.
            above is the crown is the “.”
            .
            .
            the stink is here to stay.
            there is no more to let.
            keep a safe distance.
            and don’t lose your balance.
            next stand on your head on the tree.
            have faith in the branch,
            it will not break. it is sticking to you.
            .
            .
            just stand on your head….
            and the stink is no more.
            and view is fine.
            stick losely to that position.
            the post.it note way.
            the magic is in the glue.
            it sticks to the super dry…..very very lightly.
            .
            hence be light.
            lose that weight.
            or just have tremendous willpower.
            .
            .the new reality is psychological.

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          • time to put to put is underground..on the side. tunnel and rescue. says:

            get the shovel ready.

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          • time to put to put is underground..on the side. tunnel and rescue. says:

            shit on the side.
            tunnel ahead.
            rescue thy neighbour.
            expand the house.
            tini door…
            the tunnel will create vastness.
            the billionaires are the interconnections below.
            the bee hive is endless.
            the end is near.
            be less than the end.
            time is a gentle man.
            koochikoochikoo.
            stark naked.
            staydry.
            st…ee.
            cent.
            tent.
            all in?
            choochoo

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          • time to put to put is underground..on the side. tunnel and rescue. says:

            u?
            .
            who. get thy do
            the novelwin.
            sonf.indigestion.
            f.i
            alway s alwaysmelt the dot.
            fifififififi.
            .
            .
            all is free.
            isfi
            sf
            i is free.
            take the 1 and leave the dot behind.
            now melt the dot.
            now melt thy dot.
            oil it mister.
            keep away from the mess though.
            watch from distance…standing on the head upside down.
            viziwig.
            dot to dot.
            ..
            melt
            .
            retractrecedethyseed
            micro
            pico or terra
            o.r
            in the royal house the dust reigns.
            .
            .
            always always start with the dot.
            always always stay at the dot.
            never ever press the dot
            d t is an illusion.
            tunnel thru your very own o
            pin pricks are everywhere.
            ignore.
            use the hammer.
            use the chisel.
            be the tiger.
            burn thy dust.
            get in the dust bag
            burn the bag.
            no more thy
            no more meda.
            be cool.
            super cool.
            K is king.
            T is supportive.
            A is free to become a.
            a.
            ..
            .

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  2. 2
    Liar.Politicians says:

    Too many politicians tugging at each other and lobbyists is why the UK is so f’cked.

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  3. 4
    The Public says:

    Glad to see the country is so well run they have nothing better to think about.

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  4. 7
    Comment on Telegraph in Sue Cameron's column says:

    digitaltoast

    55 seconds ago

    Sue Cameron wrote:”Mr Kelly claimed this week that it took him seven minutes to boot up his PC – the equivalent of three days every year[...]you have to ask if someone, somewhere is being economical with the truth”

    Here’s Mr Kelly’s laptop booting up. It takes just over 7 minutes.

    You have to ask if some columnists, somewhere, aren’t very good at their job…

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  5. 8
    Comment on Telegraph in Sue Cameron's column says:

    digitaltoast

    55 seconds ago

    Sue Cameron wrote:”Mr K*lly claimed this week that it took him seven minutes to boot up his PC – the equivalent of three days every year[...]you have to ask if someone, somewhere is being economical with the truth”

    Here’s Mr K*lly’s laptop booting up. It takes just over 7 minutes.

    You have to ask if some columnists, somewhere, aren’t very good at their job…

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  6. 9
    Nonny Mouse says:

    Who’s the blonde ‘Tug-Puppet’ next to De Piero? If she’s an MP, she is the fittest one in Parliament!

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  7. 12
    a non says:

    Wake me when they are hanging from piano wire.

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  8. 15
    Eddie Gair says:

    Big Alec Shelbrroke just needed to stand there. Makes Pickles look like Twiggy.

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  9. 20
    Asquith says:

    The seat in my carzy is broken
    My ferrets have cheese cake for tea
    It is all as relevant as trousers
    To ice cream and and long lengths of useless bodies heaving on string whilst we pay them great dollops of cash.

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  10. 21
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Don’t these photos prove the old adage ‘Politics is show business for ugly people’? What a revolting and bloated crew of men and women.

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  11. 22
    Conrad says:

    Not quite the ‘MPs hanging from ropes’ that I might have hoped for…….

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  12. 23
    ed says:

    Where’s Dianne Abbott?

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