June 12th, 2013

Constance Briscoe Charged With Perverting Course of Justice

She is accused of providing Essex Police with two inaccurate statements and producing a copy of a witness statement that had been altered. Oh dear.

UPDATE: She speaks:

“I am deeply distressed at the decision of the Crown Prosecution Service to charge me today. I have not committed the offences alleged against me and I will fight the allegations in court. There is a great deal more I would like to say now but I have been advised that I should not do so at this stage. I ask only that no judgment is reached against me on the basis of this prosecution decision and before the full facts are heard.”


  1. 1

    What a car crash..

  2. 2
    Windfarms & Woofters says:

    Why am I not surprised?

  3. 3
    Newsfox says:

    Point scoring in relationships always a bad idea.

  4. 4
    Hilda says:

    She ll get off

  5. 5
    The Elite says:

    We will survive

  6. 6
    Pervert says:

    That wig looks rather felching

  7. 7
    Jess The Dog says:


  8. 8
    nellnewman says:

    Nope. She’ll go the same way as her friend vicky price.

    At least when it’s all over they’ll be able to sit over a plush lunch somewhere and compare notes of what prison was like.

  9. 9
    nellnewman says:

    How many more of these corruptibe people are there in public life in the UK? I suspect we’ve only seen the tip of the iceberg.

  10. 10
    Wurzel says:

    Like her client – bent as buggery!

  11. 11
    Dave should resign now says:

    Even if she does get off of the charge, her career and reputation are finished.

    They were finished earlier this year when the real stories were confirmed. This will finish her conclusively among her peer group.

    Police arresting Judges is unusual, but is perhaps a trend which maybe should be encouraged for some other cases…

  12. 12
    Alexsandr says:

    Man goes to the doctor
    ‘Doctor, I have a lettuce leaf growing out of my arse’
    Doctor takes a look and says ‘bad news I’m afraid, its only the tip of the iceberg’

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Well ,Nell . There are the occupants of both Houses of Parliament plus local council members for a start. Some tip,some iceberg.

  14. 14
    Joan "The Freak" Ferguson says:

    I’ll have had them both by then.

  15. 15
    East India Company Wallah says:

    “I demand a judge led inquiry”

    (Ed Miliband 2011,12,13)

  16. 16
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Why has this taken so long?

  17. 17
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Does she do a turn? Boaz.

  18. 18
    A nincumpoop says:

    Charged or already found guilty?

  19. 19
    A. Rough-Green says:

    Easy way to ensure A&E is fully staffed with consultants!

    Close down all golf courses.

  20. 20
    Mr Box Ticker says:

    The CPS does not press charges unless they are guilty. Saves a lot of time and money.

  21. 21
    widescreen2010 says:

    Career in Meedja beckoning?

  22. 22
    Oh come on says:

    Its not just her statements that are inaccurate. That photo is pretty misleading as well. In real life she looks like a tramp fromn under Waterloo Bridge.

  23. 23
    La la la says:

    Really?? Why do we need the courts then….
    There are people clearing their names through court procedures, daily.

  24. 24
    Tiny Tom says:

    Doesn’t mean they are innocent

  25. 25
    Diane Abbott says:

    This looks like a racially motivated prosecution to me – I’ll see if my old friend Cherie can do anything to help her.

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    Shouldn’t they do an afro version of that wig to show sensitivity.

  27. 27

    Strange but nevertheless very interesting, a Judge having her collar felt.

  28. 28
    La la la says:

    Doesn’t mean they are guilty either…

  29. 29
    Old Nick says:

    “judge not lest ye be arrested” Sic, t’was ever thus.

  30. 30
    Londoner says:

    I am surprising myself here and saying I hope she is found not guilty. She is an interesting woman with a lot to contribute to society.

  31. 31
    peech imspedment says:

    Personally, I’m really sad to see this, really sad.

  32. 32
    Keitho says:

    Well that took a long time, I hope that PC considerations didn’t intervene.

  33. 33
    Lee Grasper says:

    She’s obviously innocent. This is yet another establishment stitch-up of an oppressed, enslaved member of the humble working class who has been led, shave-like to the whipping post by thugs, whilst the plantation owner sits on the verandah, puffing on a Cuban cigar that was rolled on an enslaved handmaiden’s arse whilst the tobacco plantation owner took his pleasure

    ad infinitum ……..

  34. 34
    Londoner says:

    I once worked with a woman who had twenty years earlier lived as a tramp at Waterloo bridge in the mid 1980s, after having a nervous breakdown and falling between the cracks. She eventually sorted herself out and when she worked with me she was a great friend and a fabulous judge of people.

  35. 35
    Matilda says:

    … like most of them!

    Then follow with a great clear out at that level and the one or two immediately below and start afresh with people who are not afraid to call a spade exactly what it is (and in the meantime tell the ECHR to get stuffulised). Let’s get our judiciary back (with some testicular fortitude attached – even for the females).

  36. 36
    Matilda says:

    I demand a judge led to the gallows (pour encourager etc…)

  37. 37
    Another Londoner says:

    Hi Sambo, how are the kids?

  38. 38
    Tom Catesby says:

    Lets not spoil this judicial f^cking by saying to much on this site, a very dodgy lady who needs little opportunity to find a r*thole to go to, if in fact she has done anything wrong of course!

  39. 39
    Dianne Abbott says:

    She would go the the wall for the law.

  40. 40
    Tom Catesby says:

    ‘PC Considerations’, his he related to PC Plod?

  41. 41
    Tom Catesby says:

    Yeah something like Leo Sayers.

  42. 42
    Londoner says:

    I am white. One of the few in the neighbourhood.

  43. 43
    Londoner says:

    Don’t talk tosh Lee.

  44. 44
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    Not before time.

    Don’t forget who’s next Handy :)

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Best typo ever.

  46. 46
    Steve P says:

    I think the whole thing is a ludicrous fuss about a very minor matter.

    But if the courts get precious about MPs telling fibs they will go wild at one of their own.

    God help her if she gets a judge who is inwardly seething from years of hating the sight of black and female faces in court!

    Anyone know how much she is currently getting paid to do nowt?

  47. 47
    Dianne Abbott says:

    Don’t forget divide and rule Lee.

  48. 48
    Iskra says:

    Exactly what they thought in 1914, but by 1919 three Empires had fallen (Russian, German and Ottoman) a fourth was crippled beyond hope (British) over 10million dead and I an obscure argumentative revolutionary was founding the USSR. I then exterminated the elite and created a new one.

  49. 49
    Isobel Oakenshotinthefoot says:

    Oh dear look at what I started !

  50. 50
    Backslider says:

    She is – regularly.

  51. 51
    Butch Bitch says:

    She will be having more than that felt when I share her cell.

  52. 52
    Judge George Jeffreys says:

    It’s a hanging offence!

  53. 53
    thankgod says:

    So Ugly may be lying and maybe she lied about her upbringing . Yah sounds like she need more than plastic surgery to look good after this. Maybe mother can keep her house. YAH YAH YAH

  54. 54
    hermine says:

    That made me laugh.

  55. 55
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    I can say with complete confidence that the my “Jonah” curse has been transferred to Huhne

  56. 56
    Handycock the kiddie fiddler says:

    Not with me, she won’t

  57. 57
    NotVickyPryceAgain says:

    Was it her good friend Vicky Pryce who shopped her?

  58. 58
    Terrytory says:

    Have we forgotten the Austro-Hungarian Empire?

  59. 59
    Kon Dealer says:

    That gets rid of two minority groups at once from the ranks of Judges.

  60. 60
    A Consultant says:

    What if somebody takes ill at the golf course?

  61. 61
    The Honourable Black Mamba for darkest Africa says:

    Leave the sister alone. She was only doing what comes naturally.

  62. 62
    Tom Catesby says:

    Niether of them would have been in long enough to know

  63. 63
    Justice Briscoe says:

    I sentence you to six months!

  64. 64
    A Doctor Writes says:

    The Judges have got to have somebody to play golf with besides themselves!

  65. 65
    Tom Catesby says:

    Personal advisor to Fatbot, but she maybe doing that already.

  66. 66

    I have a complete answer to these dreadful charges ‘Guilty’

  67. 67
    Jake J says:

    nothing innocent here.

  68. 68
    Jake J says:

    she is nothing more than a nasty liar. hope her mother can keep her house and hope her mother is successful in re-opening the case against her. Mother’s entire family defended her against Constance – CB “professional” liar.

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