June 10th, 2013

Afriyie Pal Andrew Bridgen Summoned By Chief Whip

Number 10 haven’t taken Andrew Bridgen’s Brady letter too well. After Bridgen huffed:

“There is a credibility problem with the current leader. It’s like being in an aeroplane. The pilot doesn’t know how to land it. We can either do something about it or sit back, watch the in-flight movies and wait for the inevitable”

… he has now been summoned for a meeting with the Chief Whip. Presumably he’ll be asking them why they leaked his name to the press…


45 Comments

  1. 1
    Bridgen over troubled water says:

    :-D

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    • 3
      UKIP Landing Zone says:

      There is of course a third choice.

      Strap a parachute on and jump.

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      • 5
        Cat says:

        The new Chief Exec of UKIP, Will Gilpin, is an ex RAF pilot!

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      • 10
        SP4 BS says:

        I’d leave out the pilot analogies.

        What with Farage hiring a genuine swivel eyed loon to fly him round in a plane.

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        • 11
          Cat says:

          Got to be an advantage in a pilot – being able to see forward and sideways at the same time!

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          • Passenger says:

            The Pilot gets all the nookie. So a baggage handler is bound to be a bit envious.

            My being disappointment with air travel is that the in house cinema attached to the back of seats should include

            Front and side camera views of what the pilot can see.
            A copy of all pilot indicators.

            Nothing wrong with a bit of pretend piloting from a passenger.

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          • Frequent flier says:

            The A308 has this facility as it has cameras dotted hither and yon looking out from the fuselage. But once in the air all you see is…. nothing. But is pretty watching take off and landing and if you are so inclined following the GPS map of the journey including time, height, windspeed etc.

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          • love thy neighbour says:

            love thy name.
            reduce
            retract.
            increase the heart
            nothing else.
            all guts in the cheeks. blow in.
            .
            the heavy weight that is the heart….make it light. shine. give all to thy neighbour.

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          • love thy neighbour says:

            there are 9 rooms at the inn.
            .b generous.
            .
            .
            all visitors from god. house them.
            .
            .
            the escape is thru the tunnel.
            at the one one end is the navel where the soul resides.
            at the other end along the backbone that is the spine.
            break the spine.
            share the lie in.
            to break the soul,bang at that point on the bang.
            .
            .
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            .
            that is the hurt heart sorted…now go higher. when all wrk done sit on top of the crown.
            be the ash.

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          • love thy neighbour says:

            …the other end is along the backbone that is the spine.
            .
            .
            .
            ….next share the lie in. more the merrier. the merriment must be virginal.
            .
            .
            ….bang at that point on the back.

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          • The Good Life is here. says:

            the good life is in self reliance.
            be ordinary.
            be the extra.
            serve
            love all.
            all one,
            oneall

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          • The Good Life is here. says:

            chill the axe.
            end of the ox.
            only f
            reveal thy
            .
            be gentle.
            chinchin.
            no more sugar
            no more sweetners.
            go natural
            stay virginal.
            good health.
            good daily routines.
            .
            be he virgin for the very first time in order to escape oneself.
            sweet and sour.
            time for both.
            bigT not smallt.
            .
            rub the sobbers better.
            the heart is under the chin.
            lower it. discover it.

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          • The Good Life is here. says:

            faceoff
            is
            f
            o
            all that is left is the fucker.
            fuck thyself.
            nothng else to do.
            could escape. the route is the great escape.
            .
            now is the time to appreciate the englishman an his cellar.
            it would make the tunnel work so much.
            mun. minutes….stop. go
            m
            n
            go
            ro
            no.ra.

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          • The Good Life is here. says:

            after the good bad cumes the ugly.
            welcme
            my
            hurt
            why sad.
            no more sun.
            me father
            you sun.
            shine
            my snshine.

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          • The Good Life is here. says:

            hug.
            god is a sad fucker,
            hug him.

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          • The Good Life is here. says:

            swear by him,
            mf
            mother lost restoecttheprice.
            kneel ty beloved
            sit on the cat.
            when all is fear the fear and sum cum.
            .
            chill the axe u r on candid cum.
            um
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            moi
            hellomum
            fusaysthefu
            so all same.
            seperated by time.
            stop it.
            kiss it better.
            babies..locate the good ma. she is now in the hands of the mafia.
            maisangry.
            fu
            ra
            ura
            us
            be the father of royalty.
            this time bkind.
            bk
            ak
            4 b47
            so not
            yesma
            suckin
            nose down.
            b the sub
            to be the 1zero
            .
            ,give lime the sub forthe very first time.
            .bear the pain.
            .who said birth was easy.
            now hopit.
            wahthyneighbour.
            feed em house em. it is ime.
            to be emo.
            yes,mum,
            .
            .the distance between smiles is a mile.
            mile is only a mili e
            only tinie
            .b loyal
            5 is today.
            b very very loyal.

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  2. 2
    Glenn Quagmire says:

    Giggity

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    • 17
      Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

      I hope he has got the same protection I had when I was called before the Chief Whip and Leader last week, specifically political donations and the Grand Master. Boaz.

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  3. 4
    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    Who the hell is he?

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  4. 6
    Toby Young says:

    I see Owen Jones has chosen the anniversary of the Nazi invasion of the USSR for the launch of People’s Assembly.

    Oy Vey indeed.

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    • 42
      Owen Jones Snr: "My son disgusts me" says:

      I’ll be asking him about his ring that got entered by the left

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  5. 7
    There is a tide in the affairs of man etc etc....but nobody's got the courage says:

    Depends how much support Bridgen has although support has been known to fade away mysteriously at the crucial moment of indecision

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  6. 8
    Do one, muzees says:

    Muslims, if you don’t feel safe here, now you know what it feels like for the rest of us. Now you know how Lee Rigby’s family feel. How the survivors of 7/7 feel. You can’t keep abusing us and not expect a reaction. You’ve brought this on yourselves. Either behave like human beings or get on the next plane to some muslim country.

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  7. 9
    Sir Anthony Meyer says:

    Anyone remember me?

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  8. 12
    Harry Webb says:

    Is itsafe to come home yet? I do so want to go to Wimbledon.

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  9. 13
    Bazinga! says:

    Typical that Labour accuse the current governemt on the USA spying stuff, but we knownLabour were up to exactly the same thing.

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  10. 14
    Harold Webb says:

    Is it safe to come home yet?

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  11. 20
    DAVE is a CUNT says:

    “the nation’s membership of the European Union should be seen as a strength, the Prime Minister will say today.”

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/10109361/David-Cameron-We-cant-run-away-from-Europe.html

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    • 22
      The end is Nigh says:

      This is why a referendum will be a dangerous thing. The political elite will have unlimited finances to run a Yes to the EU campaign. And once the country is persuaded to vote Yes then the next logical step will be to surrender Sovewreignty to a Federal European superstate.

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    • 25
      Raving Loon says:

      A liability more like

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  12. 21
    Astroturf Owen says:

    Get Britain out of the EU !

    And so say The Peoples Assembly.

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  13. 26
    Smell the glove says:

    Bit off-topic here, but has anyone noticed the striking similarities between Owen Jones and people’s poet (p) rick of The young ones ? I imagine (p) rick would have grown up by now.

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    • 44
      Owen jones Snr: "My son is dead to me" says:

      How dare you, when, finally, the left is entering his ring

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  14. 33
    Anonymous says:

    Have a little faith Guido’s on the case.

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  15. 34
    Anonymous says:

    How many will be left in the Whips office by the end of July?

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  16. 39
    Annabel Fuller says:

    Say what you like about Andrew, but he’s never been afraid to put his hand up.

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  17. 45

    Parachutes all round, innit!

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