June 8th, 2013

Watch: Tim Yeo Stung By Sunday Times
Offered To Be £7,000-a-Day Advocate and Lobby Government

It’s all over for Tim Yeo. The Energy and Climate Change select committee chairman has been stung by the Sunday Times, offering to become a paid advocate for a fake firm for £7,000-a-day.

“The reporters approached Yeo posing as representatives of a solar energy company offering to hire him as a paid advocate to push for new laws to boost its business for a fee of £7,000 a day. He told them he could commit to at least one day a month, despite the fact that he already held four private jobs and was in negotiations to take a further two. Setting out what he could offer, the MP said: “If you want to meet the right people, I can facilitate all those introductions and I can use the knowledge I get from what is quite an active network of connections.” Asked if that extended to government figures, Yeo replied: “Yes.” The House of Commons code of conduct forbids members from acting as paid advocates, including by lobbying ministers. Yeo also said he could help them by guiding them on submitting evidence to his own committee, which he described as “a good way of getting your stuff on the map”.”

Confirming what we knew all along: Yeo is one of parliament’s most shameless Honorable Members. Guido has hunted him for years, you can read all this blog’s stories on Yeo here. Westminster is for sale…

UPDATE: Funny that he mentions his “active network”, on Newsnight a couple of years ago Guido accused Yeo of of abusing his position as an MP to facilitate a green investment network. He threatened to sue…


  1. 1
    Expat Geordie says:

    Bet he doesn’t resign.

  2. 2
    Monty's says:

    You take the cvnt and I take tha arsehole, Yeo, Yeo!

  3. 3
    Expat Geordie says:

    Bloody hell – first! I might have to change my name to Bílly.

  4. 4
    Iain_33 says:

    To paraphrase Kenneth Wolstenholme – “They think its all Yeover…it is now”

  5. 5
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Another scalp for Guido and Co, the media pack have only been running along the path blazed by this website.

    I’m delighted to see he’s getting his come-uppance, for personal reasons I can only say this is most delectable!

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    Reblogged this on celenagaia and commented:
    Another one bites the corruption dust

  7. 7
    Jorge Orwell says:

    Another dishonest Climate change bod, how surprising!

    Is it time to have a Gibbet installed in Westminster yet?

  8. 8
    Black Dog says:

    Resign you greedy bastard.

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Energetic Tim’s time has finally come – we can only hope.

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Energetic Tim’s time is running out – we hope.

  11. 11
    LB says:

    No need.

    Westminster bridge is next door. About the right drop.

  12. 12
    kebabmon says:

    Its a big test for Dave. Will he bottle it?

  13. 13
    CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:


    Can we get the whole of DECC to go?

    Green = Rent seeking.

  14. 14

    The only reason the Mercer story was a story is because we didn’t know that Mercer was corrupt.

    This story is like telling us shit stinks and claiming it as an exclusive

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    Disgusting says:

    Has Cameron sacked him yet?
    Appalling troughing bastard

  16. 16
    AlecM says:

    Yeo, Yeo, Yeo the scrote,
    Expenses quite obscene,
    Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
    grasps at all that gleams……..

  17. 17
    Mark D. says:

    “Yeoing … Yeoing … Gone! (by Tuesday)”.

  18. 18
    CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Frabjous Day!

  19. 19
    CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Dave’s cowardice distilled.

  20. 20
    Wyle Cop says:

    Of course he will – aided and abetted by the British MSM which is utterly preoccupied by Mandela, naturally.

  21. 21
    Ron Barras says:

    £7000 a day?

    Another scummer MP exposed.

  22. 22
    Oxford Dictionary says:

    yeoman – Yeoman (n)
    1. A noble servant, carrying out various duties for the sovereign. Associated with hard toil
    2. A troughing MP whose name rhymes with scum.

  23. 23
    catweazle666 says:

    Shit hot!

    Just shit fvcking hot!

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    Was chasing that snooty cnut in the Seychelles 20 years ago after his last sleaze. They never learn.

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    Lord Mandelbum of Fondelboys says:

    Yeah, but it’ll be good to see the back of the venal tosser all the same.

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    Is piano wire the only solution? says:

    I remember when we went through the taxis fir hire scandal with Hoon and co and all the other shit since


    Does theee people really think that they sre above the law?

    Or are they so fuckihg stupidvto think that they will not be caught despite the numerous scandals already exoosed?

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    Criminal London Lobbying Company says:

    We will hire him whem he gets fired

    We have no shame

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    Dontbesilly says:

    We’ll know when Yeo is about to go, because Cameron will offer him his full support.

  29. 29
    Anonymous says:

    Every decent Conservative will be grateful to Guido for his efforts.Always gets his man/woman in the end.Dodge please note.

  30. 30
    Legal Beagle says:

    This is a criminal offence

    Of seeking bribes for public favours

    Jail the bastard

  31. 31
    Captain Renault says:

    I’m shocked, SHOCKED to find that Tim Yeo is brazenly corrupt.

  32. 32
    Expat Geordie says:

    He won’t go. He will have Dave’s private backing because Yeo and SamCam have the same environmental agenda (you know the one that involves screwing the little people) and SamCam is the one who wears the trousers in that house. Mercer went because he hates Dave and had no top cover.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    He hasn’t gone yet and probably won’t.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    If this were done by the police it would be entrapment, and prosecution would fail. If it’s done by a newspaper instead, can charges be brought against Yeo?

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    Expat Geordie says:

    The only way that Yeo will go is if he is found doing something completely beyond the pale, such as having an affair with a woman. Remember boys and girls, heterosexuals are evil.

  36. 36
    New Lizard Dave says:

    Hello boys

    I was anointed as a proper Lizard yesterday

    They promised my retirement would be golden

    Millions offshore

    So no tax reform for the rest of my tenure

    The Lizards will continue to save billions and fleece the British taxpayer for all they can

    Off to Chipping Norton to seee Rebekah and Charlie

    LOL Dave

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    Trigger says:

    More chance of deporting ‘Captain Hook’, than there is of Yeo walking..

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    Tory Chief Whip says:

    I allow my lobby fodder to take bungs

    They need to be consoled for all their hard work, poor things

    BTW As we used to say at Eton, thevworking class can kiss my arse – you know the rest

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    Nick says:

    Gibbets will become widely available in 2015 at polling stations throughout the country.

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    Compulsive prostitute Blair says:

    Do keep quiet Dave

    The plebs are getting on to us?..

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    Larry The Cat says:

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    Anonymous says:

    He does have an Association you know.I fear the 3637 UKIP vote will move violently north if their silly enough to run him in 2015.Have a little faith Guido’s on the case.

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    Lord Mandelbum of Fondelboys says:

    He’s already done that – mid 90s – got some councillor up the duff, big hoohah at the time, got away with it then, but not now, surely!

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    FoI enquiry says:

    There appears to be a pattern; Tory ex-minister passed over or sacked like Mercer for speaking the non-pc truth, realises career is over, decides to cash in on status as MP as compensation for loss of ministerial salary and glittering career.

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    Bob says:

    Will this endless flow of corruption ever end?

    Or has the British Parliamentary system broken down for good?

  46. 46
    Conservative says:

    What does Brian Leveson think of this? Could someone ask him? Is he starting to realise why we need a free press? Have ministers at the DCMS started to realise?

  47. 47
    Dave on paternity leave says:

    What’s a bottle?

  48. 48
    Michael Parkinson says:

    Does anyone on here know if Tim is aged over-50?

    I’d like to sell him some life insurance.

  49. 49
    David Laws says:

    Even if he Resigns he’ll be back within a couple of years.

  50. 50
    Peter Hitchens says:

    You daft twat! Does he look under-50?? Fucking hell…..and I thought Heffer was thick.

  51. 51
    Wyle Cop says:

    1. No.
    2. Yes.

  52. 52
    Simon Heffer says:


    I want that blog post in by 2 p.m. tomorrow.

  53. 53
    Owen Jones says:

    Tim offered me £1,000.00-a-day for bum services in the bushes.

    I’m not sure what he meant!

  54. 54
    David Starkey, Looks Good In Khaki says:

    Whatever Tim Yeo’s moral and ethical failings, I have to add a word in his defence on the fashion front.

    He does wear those superb ties and his suits are obviously finely-tailored. His own fault in the couture stakes seems to be that, like most in the Commons, he doesn’t wear khaki.

  55. 55
    Peter Hitchens says:

    What the fuck has that got to do with it, you queer?

  56. 56
    Tom Yeo says:

    You Hunts, you will never take me alive!

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    Expat Geordie says:

    I’d like to see him on the end of a rope for what him and his “green” mates have done to this country, including the thousands of premature deaths that their policies have caused. But I don’t believe that he will go, and I won’t believe it until it finally happens. The celebratory champagne is still on ice.

  58. 58
    Tom Yeo says:

    You c*nts, you will never take me alive!

  59. 59
    Expat Geordie says:

    Yes but most “bad ‘uns” have the occasional good point. Hitler was a vegetarian because he didn’t like the thought of hurting animals, specifically lobsters. Bin Laden was an Arsenal supporter, although that is only a good point to Spurs fans. And Chris Huhne achieved most men’s ultimate fantasy by converting a lesbian, even if she is a right munter.

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    Statist says:

    Perhaps that is what they want?

  61. 61
    Jimmy Saville's Ghost says:

    …….ZZZZZZ here comes daffy taffy

  62. 62
    The Tower of London says:

    Subverting democracy is treason.

    Head on a spike.

  63. 63
    The Red Queen says:

    He’s guilty.

    Off with his head

  64. 64
    The British Public says:

    Leveson is some sort of a crypto-communist. He simply does not care.

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    Jimmy Saville's Ghost says:


  66. 66
    Madame Guillotine says:

    It is traditional to put these scum in the back of a cart so the crowd can enjoy the journey

  67. 67
    Expat Geordie says:

    I thought that his brother had now left the crabs. He has made a few flying programmes with his actor brother and I’m sure that he has said that he is now a civilian.

  68. 68
    Expat Geordie says:


    Shouldn’t we pay like everyone else.

  69. 69
    A Mexican General says:

    There are two marshalls for every plane – one for each wing.

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    WoRaft ChIHUAHua says:

    Couldn’t we compromise and deport Tim Yeo, then make Captain Hook an MP as that’s probably cheaper than paying his benefits.

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    Dignitas says:

    Be our guest

  72. 72
    Ken Barlow says:

    F@*k Mandela free deirdre rachid (The Weatherfield One)

  73. 73
    Mrs Jones says:

    Owen love, I hope you bagged up? Xxx

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    blub says:

    The political class has become too corrupt to reform itself.

    (I blame corruption from Southern Europe infecting the EU and then the corruption of the EU infecting Northern Europe.)

    The entire political class needs steam cleaning or it’ll be like this forever.

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    Hmmm says:

    The fact that these stings are not immediately obvious to them shows just how utterly corrupt these vermin are. Presumably the offer of cash for ‘access’ didn’t appear to Yeo to be anything out of the ordinary.

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    Ol' Crummy says:

    Hear, hear!
    Why should I have all the fun?

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    Tachybaptus says:

    I see that Janez Janša, former prime minister of Slovenia, has just been given a two-year sentence for corruption — he had demanded two million euros in commission from a Finnish firm, Patria, to allow it to win a military supply contract in 2006. So perhaps there is hope. Or perhaps it is just that Slovenia is a bit better run than this sad old place; certainly Schrödinger’s Cat thinks so, because that is where he lives (or does not live).

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    DAVE (fuckwit first class) says:

    According to my old school chums
    It’s not the first time he’s “been fingered” What !

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    DAVE (fuckwit first class) says:

    Non of them can be trusted because they are all so fucking thick

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    Teddy Kennedy, US Senator (no relation to Charlie, but still a boozehound all the same), says:

    Edwin Edwards’ Law = “The only way I can lose is, to be caught with a dead girl, or a live boy.”

    Though I managed to violate the first part of that one and still kept winning, at least in my own state at any rate.

    And at the rate things are going, the second won’t cause much of a stir anymore, assuming the young man is of age.

  82. 82
    The Crane Operators' Union says:

    Oi! Didya stop to think us lads might need the work?
    When we hang ‘em, they’ll be well-hung– said the actress to the Bishop!

  83. 83
    P C Dixon says:

    Well done yet again to Guido – without you we would at the. Mercy of our shameless money grabbing politicians (well excepting the few honourable members that honestly look after us – I wonder is there a list of those honourable people from all sides?) Be nice to see one .

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    Anonymous says:

    the boating theme is quite apt…

    Piratical thieving bastard!

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    Anonymous says:

    I must admit that compared to that tatty Hunt Corbin he deserves our respect. He would never be seen in the HoC wearing a fucking cheap ass jacket like Corbin… he’s a shambles!

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    Anonymous says:

    Aye Colin left the RAF, both good lads. CharlieB was in another great film.. Excalibur ofc. Always worthy of a mention that film!

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    Anonymous says:

    Is Yeo the one who signed off on the Power reduction figures nodded through Parliament?


    Why are UK citizens being required to offset the rest of the planets CO2 emissions? Either Politicians are incredibly stupid or damned malevolent.

  88. 88
    British Public says:

    Malicious or stupid? It seems to be a popular dichotomy these days.

    I think they are malicious and stupid.

    The one thing they aren’t, is representative of the British people.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    This is obvious but has not yet been said in this thread. Dave sat on his hands while the Leveson gang singled out Murdoch for punishment for something that all the media were doing. By doing this he made a powerful enemy. The Sunday Times caper is a direct attack on him, the strongest one yet. There will be more. And when Dave loses the election, it will be the Sunday Times wot done it. Along with the other Murdoch media, of course, such as the Sun which has just drawn him as a lizard from outer space.

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    You must be Joe King says:

    Nailed the blighter……..and the next one please.

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    R.I.L. says:


  92. 92
    Cyberitas says:


    I see the Americans are backtracking on PRISM.

    The damage has been done, of course. Most of their major tech firms are implicated and being exposed as liars.

  93. 93
    John Tandy says:

    Is there no end to this…..

  94. 94
    Ed Miliband says:

    I’d like to offer my most sincere condolences to…

    Sorry, wrong bandwagon. I thought we were talking about Mags Moran.

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    man with a very hot bladder says:

    Corrupt piece of shit.

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    An idiot who thinks socialism 'cares' says:

    The taffy thicko is so unimaginatively tribal, that he imagines this beloved socialist tossers are not EXACTLY the same and up to their necks in the SAME shite.

    When someone is that stupid, there is absolutely no hope of recovery at all.

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    I Remember You Hoo says:

    If you think the political class ‘look after you’ you are somewhat dimmer than most. They look after themselves, everyone else is there to be leached from and looted.

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    Fed up with losers posting you tube clips says:

    I don’t know you, I don’t want to know you. I don’t care about you, nor do I give a shit about your pointless ravings.

    If you don’t have any friends, which may well be the case, try a priest.

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    Let's have the Rule of Law says:

    To paraphrase what someone else has said

    It seems paradoxical that the greatest friend of the bankers and of the Murdoch press should preside over their discreditring…

    Mind you Murdoch and the Banks deserved it

    Pure and utter arrogance and lawlessness…to put it mildly…

    But let the Mirror etc be taight a lesson also, I agree….


    Rebekah and Lord Green

  100. 100
    Let's have the Rule of Law says:

    Don’t forget that it was Dibya and the Neocons that started all of this…

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    Col. Nut says:

    He’s started a hot air response. The climate may change.

  102. 102
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Not paying attention to what the thieves are up to, is actually more shocking, than what the thieves are doing.

  103. 103
    Ozzie Digger says:

    You are not referring to me I hope…

    Otherwise my Mob will put “surveillance” on you, harrass you, threaten you and do all the usual things we do (or did until we were exposed)

  104. 104
    I Remember You Hoo says:


    Rather more than not caring, he is an architect building step by step freedoms prison.

  105. 105
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    To replace freedom with dictatorship, you first have to discredit democracy in peoples minds.

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    Col. Nut says:

    Yeo will be live on Sky News at 10 a.m. this morning with Murnaghan.

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    Anonymous says:

    He’ll get away with because no one in Parliament thinks this is wrong. Mercer got the bums rush because it suited Dave to be rid of a critic not that what he did was wrong. Yeo reeks of corruption but then the whole lot are at it. SamCam is Dave’s master and the agenda on this one will be set by her. Green is Good because it’s a direct tax on ordinary people who cannot avoid it unlike the elite who both earn from it and don’t pay it.

  108. 108
    Owen Jones says:

    Tim Yeo for Prime Minister

  109. 109
    Brainwashed idiot says:

    Rather typical for a self loathing, though let’s face it, a friendless, so obviously loathed welsh twat, to admire the self confessed racist terrorist, Mandela.

  110. 110
    The Establishment says:

    The Slovakian crooks made the error of not corrupting the legal system before engaging in theft. An error we did not commit.

  111. 111
    The Universe says:

    Go away.

  112. 112
    Gazza says:

    Please can you get rid of truly stupid “Sod the Poor go Offshore” advertisement that is blighting this site.
    Totally ridiculous that there should be any connection between the two.
    Of course, we should sod the poor – especially outside the UK.

  113. 113
    Gilbert N Sallivun says:

    We’re going to sue this bastard for bringing our work into disrepute.
    Why should we have to retitle one of our world-famous operas just because of this sleaze-bag ?

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    Bwahahaha! says:

    Yeo, like so many of the corrupt slime, is of insufficient moral fibre to be our representative. Any party that keeps on his type of ilk deserves, nay wants, to lose elections.

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    Jess The Dog says:

    At this rate, there won’t be anyone left in the corrupt place by 2015…

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    Hanycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Why don’t I get any of these lucrative offers of employment, I’m very much available. Boaz.


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    Tim Yeo is a useless sack of shit says:

    “Green is Good because..”

    Doesn’t Sam’s dad have a windmill on his estate for which he claims £1,000 per day in subsidy from the taxpayer?

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    Tim Yeo is a useless sack of shit says:

    “Green is Good because..”

    Doesn’t Sam’s dad have an ‘eco’ windmill on his estate for which he claims £1,000 per day in subsidy from the taxpayer?

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    Col Nut says:

    Another one off the streets.

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    Yeah! Blame the Neocons! says:

    And Hussain Obumma’s had ‘only’ 6 years to pull the plug. Literally.

    “I am the President and I want this switched off.”

    Six years. To switch it off.

    And yet he hasn’t.

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    A land fit for zero's says:

    See what happens when you give a no good twat a second chance?
    Oh for the days when honourable members used to do the honourable thing, by ‘pissing off’ when caught fucking/fighting or fiddle…ing.

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    Windmills of Your Mind says:

    Given his surname, perhaps he could forge a new career as a rapper.

  123. 123
    Alan Douglas says:

    £ 7000 per DAY – that is more than both my annual pensions combined. Hang the bastard. Worth every penny.

    Alan Douglas

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    Honest citizen says:

    Re these arseholes “threatening to sue”

    I received a letter of threat on false grounds from leading firm of bent City solicitors – I had denouncced their client’s lies –

    I replied that they were abusing legal process and using criminal threats

    And that I would file a criminal complaint against them and publicise it if I received a second threat from them

    Not a pipsqueak from them since

    City soliciors seem to have joined the bankers, oligarchs and others in the City in resorting to criminal behaviour to try and cover up the truth

    The sooner one of these firms of solicitors is condemned in criminal court the better…

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    Its not your money to piss away says:

    Yo, troughers!

  126. 126
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    So where are the crosshairs Guido??

  127. 127
    Honest citizen says:

    I’ve got egg on my face Gwido

    Am I that bad?

    Shoul I invite Lady Gaga to improve my game?

  128. 128
    Its not your money to piss away says:

    So kind of you to despatch more of our future borrowings to the breeding poor of the globe, £500m, ffs.

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    Bent PR company says:

    He will now become a hero on the investment banks’ speaking circuit

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    Eco loon thinks you can have your cake and eat it,poo it out and eat it again says:

    I believe Britain can reach it’s carbon reduction targets by increasing the population by 10% every decade.
    That’s as long as nobody drives a car,turns on a light or eats meat.

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    Its not your money to piss away says:

    Too true.

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    He’s let all Yeomen down

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    emperor Rupe says:

    Looks like St teresa of the home counties then by 2014. Versus the gormless idiot. God help you.

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    Burgers are bad for you says:

    Not another bloody love-in to look forward to! I think I’ll take the kids to the park and feed the ducks.

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    Slotgob says:

    I can only agree with that

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    Burgers are bad for you says:

    Good idea – but just don’t ask the gentlemen of the jury to come up with the right verdict.

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    Kinnocks, Mandy & Bliar says:

    Impressive totals. Welcome to the bilder club.

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    mad, swivel-eyed loon says:

    For our newer readers, Yeo has got so much previous on this, but he appears to be made of teflon.


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    Burgers are bad for you says:

    Nope, can’t say we have, but on the other hand I suspect most if not all of us (except you of course) will have come across the expression ‘agent provocateur’. But it is not ususally used to describe a complete imbecile.

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    Burgers are bad for you says:

    * usually

  141. 141
    Houses of Troughers says:

    Seems about time that this site was renamed the Daily Trough. FFS, what is it with these people. Thick or malevolent? Or both.

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    Tomcat6 says:

    A disgusting excuse for an MP Yeo is only interested in Yeo but I suppose spineless Dave won’t do a thing about it.

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    mad, swivel-eyed loon says:

    Cameron will back him and he’ll stay. Just another reason to hate and despise Dave even more.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Och! He doesn’t get that every day!

    Unlike me! Well, nearly! Och aye, since leaving Number 10, I’ve made £7million. That’s £2,333,333 per year. £6,393 per day. Every day.

    Och! Hang the rich? Och, noooo!

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    banana republic says:

    Tim Yeo should go to prison. Why isn’t bribery and corruption a criminal offence? This guy is taking backhanders to help change the law which ends up costing the taxpayers £billions.

    Why is he just allowed to shrug it off and continue receiving his salary followed by a big fat pension?

    What did Cameron know about all this?

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    mad, swivel-eyed loon says:

    Take him to the nearest coal fired power plant and chuck him in there. Now that would be green energy and saving the planet.

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    Its not your money to piss away says:

    Wow. 9.00am and Dave has not given away more future borrowed money yet. Is he ill?

  148. 148
    Tony, International Stateman says:

    As a pretty regular kind of guy, I’ve just made ££££s robbing the Mongolians blind.

  149. 149
    mad, swivel-eyed loon says:

    You don’t really understand politicians do you? You seem to be projecting your own morality on them, but they don’t actually have any morals. They’re sociopaths and see nothing wrong in what they’re doing.

  150. 150
    The Daily Gayer says:

    Stop press. Harry saves gay soldier.

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    Tim Yeo is a useless sack of shit says:

    Don’t worry – Camoron made a cast iron guarantee a few years ago that he’d stop this sort of troughing and restore the public’s confidence in politicians.

    He’s taking his time about it. Maybe the cast iron guarantee got buried under the other cast iron guarantees; to reduce immigration to a ‘few tens of thousands’ (it was 500,000 last year) and reduce Britain’s debt (currently headed towards £1.5trillion, twice what it was under Liebour).

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    David I'm-so-hip Cameron says:

    We should all be told who owns who.


    Right, just going back to Watford to get my latest orders.
    Democracy – dontcha just love it ?

    Be in touch. Toodle pip !

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    Tim Yeo is a useless sack of shit says:

    Don’t worry – Cameron made a cast iron guarantee a few years ago that he’d stop this sort of troughing and restore the public’s confidence in politicians.

    He’s taking his time about it. Maybe the cast iron guarantee got buried under the other cast iron guarantees; to reduce immigration to a ‘few tens of thousands’ (it was 500,000 last year) and reduce Britain’s debt (currently headed towards £1.5trillion, twice what it was under Liebour).

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    albacore says:

    By then they’ll probably all sport burkas
    Ideal attire for Parliament’s lurkers
    P C and just oozing equality
    Whilst hiding their guilt and mendacity


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    Tim Yeo is a useless sack of shit says:

    Well, he has. Dave “Foreign aid makes you proud” Camoron pisses-away £11billion of our money every year on foreign aid (because he knows how to spend our money better than we do), which is £30,136,986.30 per day, £1,255,707.76 per hour. So, from midnight last night to 9am this morning, Dave merrily pissed away £11,301,369.86.

    Which, of course, he had to borrow, so we’ll be paying compound interest on that for the rest of our lives.

    In other news, Pah Kiss Tan, one of Dave’s fave recipients for our money, has announced it built another 10 very expensive nuclear warheads last year.

  156. 156
    CCHQ Press Officer says:

    The dream team to secure a Tory defeat in 2015 will be spearheaded by Tim Yeo & Lynton Crosby.

  157. 157
    Knicker-less person says:

    You are Long John Silver and I claim my ‘escape from Toxic Taffy free’ card.

  158. 158
    Maurice Minor says:

    This is taken directly from the bottom of his homepage on his website… We pay for that as well.

    “Funded from Parliamentary allowances. Complaints about content should be made initially to the Director of Finance and Administration, House of Commons.”

  159. 159
    Stills Nash & Young says:

    Always had our reservations about that Crosby fellow.

  160. 160
    David Scamermong says:

    I’ve heard that there are still some of you who are actually thinking of voting for the party I’m so determined to destroy.
    Don’t ever say that I don’t try to fix problems like that :


    See, I’ve had you all committed to throwing away even more of your hard-earned dosh to fund corrupt governments like mine.

    Toodle pip, plebs !

  161. 161

    Show me a single one among the 654 MPs, all of the MPSs and MAWs, or the senior levels of the civil service who doesn’t have at least one “affaire” or “conflict of interest” to hide and I’ll show you one who is probably terminally naive. This is not news, no matter which party they represent, or the ideology, they all very quickly discover all the little perks of “consultancy” for this or that advocacy group or lobbying company.

  162. 162
    Prince of Troughers says:

    The only surprise is that it’s taken so long to catch me. I don’t give a fuck anyway – I’ve already made loadsamoney.

  163. 163
    Skippy says:

    A political what? Windbag? dwarf? pygmy?

  164. 164
    Col Nut says:

    He also grosses £250,000 or so annually from green energy companies and pushes wind farms. Wonder how much this pompous ugly man gives to his illegitimate children?

  165. 165
    Anonymous says:

    “decent” and “Conservative”

    ha ha ha ha ha

  166. 166
    Anon says:

    Interesting comments on the article about population increase in that time and use of “smart meters”.
    Jeez, gonna do some gardening as my bloods boiling already.

  167. 167
    Col Nut says:

    Pity the Anglo-Saxons didn’t finish the job.

  168. 168
    One Term Dave says:

    I feel proud that I am giving 375 million to increase the numbers of Mercedes in Africa and so that charity bosses can give lods of jobs to their wives, girlfriends and sundry relatives. Look at it as a job creation programme. Vote for me in 2015!

  169. 169
    S Tringham-Orluppe says:

    ” … not news …”
    Maybe, but that’s no reason to disregard this shameless criminal behaviour.
    These bastards need to be exposed.
    We need to do a great deal more than simply reduce the deficit in morality in Westminster.

  170. 170
    Calidius Eroticus says:

    They discredit themselves, the parties they represent and Westminster with their greed and double standards, yet in return the public demand a referendum and vote UKIP.

    It would seem that democracy is alive and well in the UK, just maybe not so much amongst our purported leaders.

  171. 171
    While none were watching says:

    Meanwhile when none where paying attention, the green nazis decided to cull thousands more poor and vulnerable people, every year.

    “The government sneaked in a new amendment that amounts to a decarbonisation target by the back door.”

    “By 2020, [the amendment] said, Britain must reduce its electricity use by “103 terawatt hours”, rising by 2030 to “154 terawatt hours”. This could have been understood only by someone aware that we currently use each year some 378 “terawatt hours”. So what was being proposed was that this must be cut down in six years by 27 per cent – more than a quarter – rising 10 years later to a cut of more than 40 per cent, or two fifths.”

    The green fuel poverty program, is still on track.

  172. 172
    JD. says:

    I wonder which bent barsteward will replace this bent barsteward, & will it matter much?

  173. 173
    Deceiving Dave says:

    You can’t touch me!

    I always get away with it.

  174. 174
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Like all of the “Do as I say, not what I do” brigade , Tiny Tim will not resign unless someone stamps on his finger ends with which he is clinging onto the edge of a cliff. Why is it that the HOC and HoL seem to attract these money grubbing individuals, if he was doing it during the time the HoC was sitting, that money should go the government or to charity (a proper one beneficial to the general population). We seem to be edging back to 1991 to 1997 Tory back biting, dodgy dealing, and general sleaze, that was what brought the Tory government down in the past and look what you got a Shakespearian actor and Gordon, a stage managed sham, dodgy dealing, manipulating information to go to war on false pretences, the Tories actually voted for it. It is no wonder the electorate are getting ready give the two main parties a good kicking by voting UKip, that is in spite of knowing nothing little or nothing of their policies actually are, except for getting out of the common market (or to be more correct the European Union)

  175. 175
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Is Tiny Tim an up and down man?

  176. 176
    Tim Yeo Should Have His Scrotum Stapled To The Mast Of One Of His Fucking Useless Fucking Windmills says:

    There is no fucker on earth- no, not even that fucking sack of rancid monkey spunk Ed Balls- who boils my piss like that cynical, lying, corrupt gaping fucking arsehole Yeo.

  177. 177
    Democracy Now says:

    We probably need a different form of democracy. How about doing away with full-time MPs and allowing the public to vote on legislation directly instead?

  178. 178
    Calidius Eroticus says:

    If everybody took their kids to the park and fed the ducks instead of voting on polling day, we would have a nation of happy kids and fat bastard ducks. Most importantly though, the corrupt, anti democratic tossers in Westminster would be left wondering what to do next.

  179. 179
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Yup, Dave has got form in those sorts of things, but he just might feel the rumblings in his bowels that he cannot cover up his mates forever and a day, it is a bit silly to stay sitting on top of a volcano when the top is rising getting ready to blow.

  180. 180
    blub says:

    ” think they are malicious and stupid.”

    I think they are stupid and the people paying them are malicious.”

  181. 181
    Tony Blair is a twat says:

    Wow MPs a re thieving lying arseholes. Why knew!

  182. 182
    Calidius Eroticus says:

    You’re a loony.

  183. 183
    Trappist Drunk of Useless Loop says:

    Certainly the most hated politician / woman in Australia, EVER!
    Worse than a miscegenation of GBrownshite and HarridanHarperson.

  184. 184
    Maurice Minor says:

    Yeo bottles out of sky tv interview……….. No surprise there then.

  185. 185
    Spank. The Bishop. says:

    Mandela the TERRORIST? I hope he dies painfully and that right soon.

  186. 186
    liberal engineering says:

    Go on Guido, get the cross hairs out, bagging 2 of the porcine class in a month is good going!

  187. 187
    S Tringham-Orluppe says:

    What, make it like the EU where the agenda is set by faceless unaccountable bureaucrats who couldn’t give a shit about us and are every bit as bad as Dave and all the rest of the LibLabCon ?
    NO – a thousand times, NO !

    What we do need are credible politicians who can be trusted to act in the interests of the people of this country rather than in the interests of themselves and the highest bidder. Sadly, this selfless type of person is very thin on the ground right now.

  188. 188
    Spank. The Bishop. says:

    If David Icke wasn’t such a loony about lizards his other exposés, many of which are spot on, would be taken more seriously!

  189. 189
    Democracy Now says:

    I think being an MP is a part-time job these days. Let’s admit it, structure the processes accordingly, give power back to the public and pay the lobby fodder accordingly.

    Why not have MPs do the work up to the final reading of a bill and then, instead of them voting on it, let the public vote on whether or not to pass it?

  190. 190
    The Reality is says:

    UKIP have no policies?

    You need to learn how to click a mouse.


    There you go, it’s that easy.

  191. 191
    Uncommon Knowledge says:

  192. 192
    CCHQ Press Officer says:

    Cameron calls Owen Jones’s style summit to find vote-winning ideas.


  193. 193
    Spank. The Bishop. says:

    The sooner the old terrorist is freed from his earthly toils the better.

  194. 194
    Back@woodsman says:

    Erm, speaker martin , vaz ?

  195. 195
    The Reality is says:

    Excuse me RACIST and terrorist, no less.

    Of course the left love him because him is a blak freedum fiytur and thus as close as it comes to sainthood in their self loathing eyes.

  196. 196
    The British killing fields says:

    With the fuel poverty target set at forty percent of the population. It is hoped by our political class, that they dutifully freeze to death, so we can be yet further ‘enriched’ by 500,000+ new arrivals each year.

  197. 197
    The British killing fields says:

    Correction: “Decent” and “LabLibCon” ha ha ha ha ha.

  198. 198
    Lynton Crosby says:

    Viral video: Owen Jones gives Tim Yeo the finger .

    Good on you,Owen and I hope it wasn’t too painful for Tim Yeo.

  199. 199
    albacore says:

    Shape up there, Dave, ‘cos you ain’t cutting it
    Get your act together and show true grit
    Your girlie attempts at taking the mick
    To date are nowt but a little pin prick
    You’ve got to try harder before folks awake
    And get it that Parliament’s just a piss-take

  200. 200
    A pocket full of green directorships waiting says:

    If he resigns ( doubtful ) he would be well rewarded by the green lobby that he has assiduously courted and helped gain billions in tax payer subsidy, over the years.

  201. 201
    Vote Tory, get heir to Blair says:

    Liblabcon- liars, crooks and thugs.

  202. 202
    Oy vey! says:

    Anti-Semitic swivel eyed loon Nazi pleb!

  203. 203
    Sam Cam says:

    fuck off bum boy.

  204. 204
    Builder B4rger says:

    We are saving the planet by ridding it of eater scum. Politicians do as we pay them to do, no questions asked of course.

  205. 205
    Toby Young says:

    Eric Pickles defends Owen Jones’s lobbying stings saying he’s “just doing his job”. Quite right!

  206. 206
    Thoughts on the Scoundrel and green religion says:

    Green zealots are an unscientific soft touch ripe to be exploited by greedy politicians/business people.

    Green bubble is like the banking/housing bubble. Everyone now says no one saw financial crisis coming when in reality many did and ten years from now the pundits will say no one saw the man made global warming scam.

    Greens are prepared to pay and suffer to avoid conventional fuels and it’s easy for them to be exploited.

    Yeo is a disaster most commentators have been watching for years waiting for his hubris to trip him up. The religion of man made global warming has until now made him untouchable.

    Zoe Williams of the Guardian probably still thinks it’s ok to be a criminal as long as you are a green criminal.

    Diane Abott supports Yeo..Nuff said.

    He’ll still keep his money though and expect him to protest his innocence to the end.

    Unlike most good films the Yeo baddy will probably win, if making mucho Wonga is considered winning.

  207. 207
    move on or 2nd chance. says:

    start by saying sorry.
    finish by saying sorry.
    in between pay the price.
    the delicacy just want to be touched by the fragile.
    the key word is
    “recovery is all about the heart”
    is our psychological heart in our chin.

  208. 208
    President Obumma says:

    You are always welcome to come over to my place for a sleepover Dave. You know how I love to ‘tuck you in’.

  209. 209
    Escape_to_victory says:

    Dave’s readying himself at the bottom of vesuvius, loading up his bright yellow pedalo for escape to Ibiza.

  210. 210
    Blank de Chime says:

    Are Milibrain and Scamoron clones of each other ? The evidence suggests that they must be.

  211. 211
    stroke the chin. rub it better says:

    god is biggest gameplayer known to man. a psychologically deepy flawed genius. hence sorry.
    all improvements come with time.
    time is god.
    time mends,
    time is broken, left to right and turn. sad. hence rub it better.

  212. 212
    Emmerdale (Farm) says:

    keep stum ken… you big tit.

  213. 213
    Cher E Blair says:

    Listener, I married one.

  214. 214
    Rab C Geldof says:

    For the troughing classes Sunday is Monday. Their fun day. Their ‘ I don’t have to run day ‘.

  215. 215
    stroke the chin. rub it better says:

    our psychological heart is under our physical chin.
    so we are physically human but our god, i.e we are psychological cats.
    are we by instinct dogs
    is our maker a cat
    ….the dog has to serve the cat. The cat was a kitten once, but now a fo x. the fo x is angry as it is chasing its tail. a whirr. the fox …i.e our pyschological heart….our god that is our psychological energy source can extract it self. it needs to be caught. give your heart to something. anything which wears a crown. The crown is the needle….serve it and then sit on its head…the life of the holy ghost. slowly slowly.

  216. 216
    S Tringham-Orluppe says:

    One underlying flaw is the false assumption that a significant proportion of the population could be arsed to spend time trying to understand the pros and cons of any proposed bill. For this to work you’d have to have on-line and/or phone** voting. You’d also have to take up a prime-time TV slot – you could call it ‘Britain’s Got No Talent’.
    Sorry, NO.


    **This would be wide-open to fraud, just like postal voting, and should therefore be avoided like the plague.
    Besides, it would just encourage Dave and his cronies (of all political hues) to invest in the necessary media in order to gouge even more money out of us.

  217. 217
    Basil Fawlty says:

    Will we have enough piano wire and lamp post to go around all 650 of these scumbag need to be dangling.

  218. 218
    Bert says:

    >Bin Laden was an Arsenal supporter

    That’s why I read this blog, to learn new and interesting facts! Thx!

  219. 219
    imagine. i m a gennie. says:

    imagine or die.
    all life is in the head.
    all intelligence in the heart.
    give your heart to the crown.
    slowly slowly catches the monkey, what does the monkey which is also said to be a snake release when spanked.
    it is a sorry tale.
    the tail is sorry.
    the entire story is in the tail, trail and the tale.
    pa’stail. psychologically new fathers are needed. Lord is in the Mandela. Time for a new chapter gentlemen. Break over, the next part of the play is about to begin. so sad. but time to psychologically dust up.

  220. 220
    Bert says:

    Stupidity and arrogance are big factors too. When was this footage shot? Don’t the pols know that the Fake Sheik and his chums are out and about with their teeny tiny cameras?

  221. 221
    Bert says:

    The gormless idiot got left off the guest-list at The Grove. The repulsive Testicles did not. Matthew Ancona today (Telegraph) wonders why Ed doesn’t sack Ed, but it might just be the other way round.

  222. 222
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    He’s planning to do it the day after he’s closed Guantanamo Bay.

    Don’t hold your breath.

  223. 223
  224. 224
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Why don’t you say what you mean?

  225. 225
    Anonymous says:

    I wish Yeo and cameron would go play in the traffic

    preferably the M25

  226. 226
    Owen Jones Snr: "I hate my son" says:

    Ok we promise not to forget that, if you promise not to forget it was massively expanded by Obastard.

  227. 227
    Tim Yeo is available to lobby for green scams says:

    I totally refute this story.

    I did not say that I was available to lobby on behalf of green scammers for £7000 per day.

    It was £8000.

  228. 228
    Free Tim Yeo says:

    Oh I don’t know about that.

    Didn’t Murnaghan go to the park and indulge in some hanky panky?

    Didn’t seem to make him happy.

  229. 229
    gobsmacked says:

    7k a day

    I will be kind an call it 8 hours

    £875 an hour

    Minimum wage £6.19



  230. 230
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    How can Dave support him as he is on unsteady foundations?

  231. 231
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Geedo now has the backing of NI in the back ground of course

  232. 232
    Expat Geordie says:

    Apparently he went to a few Arsenal matches when he was in London before he was “famous”. There is even a photo, apparently, of Bin Laden holding an Arsenal shirt.

  233. 233
    Expat Geordie says:

    This was a reply. God alone knows where the rest of the thread went.

  234. 234
    SilverJ39 says:

    Wish you’d give publicity to the honest MP’s. They really do exist!.

  235. 235
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Me thinks and knows for a fact that you ‘n yours ‘protest & scream out such indignation so much and so “over the top”‘ – that the truth obviously hurts.

  236. 236
    Lord Mandelbum of Fondelboys says:

    Yeah, SilverJ39, it’s the 90% that give the other 10% a bad name!

  237. 237
    Blowing Whistles says:

    As rupee ‘is slowly going down’ he’s taking out all or as many of his entrapped & blackmailed corrupt pals with him.

    I refer to the cover leaflet of Bruce Pages book the Murdoch Archipelago – which I wrote out on here word for word last year. Know your subject matter and gather your evidence then you can write what you like about it – safe in the knowledge that if the bastards ever dare to sue you – even their legals will be hard pressed to bull5hit beyond belief.

    FU Murdoch and every bastard judge, pig and MP who you have in your pocket.

  238. 238
    Blowing Whistles says:

    A senior editor of a rag threatened me some months ago. He threatened to set his legals on me. I replied to him and said basically bring it fucking on you ****** [but in a more polite form].

    Silence has ensued.

    Note for members of the public – You DO NOT need to be a fucking qualified barrister, QC, solicitor, lawyer or judge to “know the law” or even practice it. But you do need to know most if not all the dirtiest of tricks that the bastards practice mind.

  239. 239
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The gaybo’s have worked very hard on getting that story together. It is just another piece of homopromoshit.

  240. 240
    Enrico says:

    Taxi for Mr Yeo?

  241. 241
    bleubelle says:

    Which part of “I was able to tell him in advance what he should say” does not constitute abusing your position?

  242. 242

    And he will wear it always.

  243. 243
    hon member for fiji east says:

    dough for yeo?

    whaddabout me?

  244. 244

    Hopefully another Dishonourable will soon bite the dust!!! They really believe that they are above the law. Marvellous innit?

  245. 245
    Pensioner says:

    £7000 per day !!

    Less tax @ 40% £2.800 Net. £4.200

    or stick your neck out Leo

    Less tax for 3 day week @ 40 % £8,400 £21,000 Net £12,600

    HMRC Take note.

  246. 246
    Adrian O says:

    This is a massive one. For the books.

    I don’t see how any history of the AGW will be written without including the Yeo episode in it.

    What is the effect this story will have on the willingness of (97% of the) British people to believe in AGW?

    And especially to pay for such schemes?

    Tree rings and climate satellites and so on were simply a fig leaf for this kind of cash.

  247. 247
    Adrian O says:

    On the other hand, this story also shows how to stop climate change.

    Get in touch with Tim Yeo.
    He’ll take care of it.
    If you take care of him.

  248. 248
    Anonymous says:

    On reflection, good point.

  249. 249

    Please release my comment #1749211 on this page.
    It has details of the Laws that Trougher Yeo likely broke.

  250. 250

    Hey Fraudulent Climate Guy

    Are these the Laws you been trying to indicate ?

    2010 c. 23General bribery offences

    Click the Name-Link
    “Bribery Act 2010″ above

    Seems like many offences are indicated !

  251. 251
  252. 252
    Gideon says:

    when are we going to burn this twat

  253. 253
    Bloke says:

    Why does that shtoopid cow keep pushing her mouth out sideways when she ‘talks’?

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