June 6th, 2013

Jailed £19 Million Money Launderer Was Doomed

Community ‘hero’ Abid Hussain has been jailed for his part in a £19 million money laundering racket, working with crime gangs in the Middle East to smuggle drug money into the UK. It all started to go wrong for Abid (second from left next to Labour MP Fabian Hamilton, who gave him a character reference in court) after a trip to Downing Street in 2010:

He was doomed.


  1. 1
    Moussa Koussa Mark 10 says:

    Oh dear…bottom of the barrel stuff Guido

    Can we have a picture of Thatch with:-

    * Saville
    * Davidison
    * Starr

    They are out there

  2. 2
    Rogan Joshua says:

    The CPS nornmally let them off too.

    Helen Jones (MP) child for example

    A Labour councillors, suspended since the autumn, has had been reinstated.

    Clr Chris Vobe (Culcheth, Glazebury and Croft), the son of MP Helen Jones, was told the news last week.

    Clr Vobe was interviewed by police but was not charged after prosecutors said there was a lack of public interest in the case, He did not want to comment.

    A spokesman for the Warrington North Labour party said: “ “Cllr Chris Vobe has been entirely exonerated of any wrongdoing and leaves this matter behind with an unblemished record. Any ‘suspension’ was entirely administrative, and in place merely until enquiries were concluded.

    “The eventual outcome was never in doubt. Clr Vobe has never been suspended from membership of the party and has continued to sit as a Labour councillor.

    Which does not tie in with what the CPS said.

    The Crown Prosecution Service said there was enough evidence to charge Warrington Labour councillor Chris Vobe, but it was not in the public interest to do so.

  3. 3
    Ed Moribund says:

    I have always pledged that this party is on the side of hardnotworkingfamilies.
    Last month, when I told the union conference that I would never have a cap on welfare, I jolly well meant it … at the time.. as Mark Serwotka was near by and I’m dead scared of him.

    But today..Today, I pledge to reduce the amount of benefits paid to someone or other, by an amount, that is fair to someone else, and will not cause hardship or loss to anyone.

    This policy will continue until the magic beans, that Gordon bought with the UK’s gold reserves, Finally grow into a beanstalk height that will allow little Andy Burnham to climb up and steal a goose that lays golden eggs.

  4. 4
    Who are these 'regular kinda' guys? says:

    “they are out there”

    True and here they are.


  5. 5
    Moussa Koussa Mark 10 says:

    LOL Guido…all your recent threads have a whiff of desperation.

    Are you and Lyndon in meltdown. How is the Johnny foreigner this afternoon.

    Dave ought to be busy running ( I use the term lightly ) the country. But back foot Dave along with his nasty mong Cosby are on the defensive 24/7 …the ultimate weakness !!!!!!!

  6. 6
    Frank Carson says:

    Muslims and the EDL get on like a house on fire.

  7. 7
    Common Purpose says:

    Luckily the CPS and Keir Starmer in particular, are completely unbiased and uphold the law equally, for everyone. Right?

  8. 8
    Moussa Koussa Mark 10 says:

    LOL…nice try Neo Loon.

    If I were to list Tory councillors with similar offenses , I would need a separate server to hold all the data

  9. 9
    the poor bloody taxpayer says:

    why not?

  10. 10
    Steve Miliband says:

    Who’s is Lyndon Cosby?

  11. 11
    Alpha, Beta, Gamma man says:

    How’s Gord’s radioactive beach coming on? The one he did nothing about all the time he was in government.

  12. 12

    There’s nothing like prevarication the Dean agreed I have yet to meet a liberal who can withstand the attrition of prolonged discussion of the inessentials.

    Tom Sharpe – Porterhouse Blue

  13. 13

    He was president after JFK wasn’t he?

  14. 14
    Steve Miliband says:

    Or was he in the Sex Pistols?

  15. 15
    Gordon the medicated says:

    Coming along very well thanks..almost red hot now.

  16. 16
    Hope not hate says:

    In the checks and balances of the economic benefits to the UK of immigration over the last 60 years,does the cost of crime get factored in?
    I mean how many immigrants tax contributions who are earning min wage does it take just to pay for this wanker?

  17. 17
    Frank Carson says:

    Or star of The Cosby Show?

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    Shouldn’t you be at school?

  19. 19
    Anonymong says:

    They’re all devious, manipulative, conniving bastards.

    I’ve shat something more worthwhile than the thieving, corrupt, morally corrupt nomenklatura.

  20. 20
    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    So why do you read them and spend time posting in reply?

  21. 21
    Gordon Brown says:

    I saved the world. I am a hero. I am Batman. I am Superman. I am the Übermensch. Tremble in awe!

  22. 22

    Ahhh..No. But I know who you’re thinking of…That was Johnny Vegas

  23. 23
    Moussa Koussa Mark 11 says:


    Lynton The Gay Boy Crosby

  24. 24
    Glyn H says:

    After the superb MK 1X and before the wonderful Series 1 XJ6 the Mark 10 Jaguar was an absolute bummer.

    Like your comments really!

  25. 25
    Kin L we'll be paying compo for Trafalgar next says:

  26. 26
    Moussa Koussa Mark 12 says:

    I am at school you retarded fucking mongo munch neocon republican.

    I’m the teacher!!

  27. 27
    L.Mensch says:

    You called Gordo?

  28. 28
    Curse of McBroon of Doom... says:

    Oh dear, bottom of the barrel argument from Lefty loon. “I’m not, you are!”

    Do feel free to come back when your testicles have dropped and your third brain cell has sputtered back on line.

  29. 29
    Anonymong says:

    He’s skiving off. He gets to play with the internets once he has serviced his Common Purpose fondler mentor.

  30. 30
    Ellie-Mae (8) says:

    You going to apologise for all that food you’ve deprived the hungry of the fatbutt?

  31. 31
    Moussa Koussa Mark 11 says:

    Oh Dear Neo Nuts….a lesson

    When a current chancellor becomes obsessed with the current leader of the opposition…..the battle is lost

  32. 32
    'Boy' "Culture Club" George says:

    Are you talking about me again?

  33. 33
    Help wanted says:

    Dear soft touch at the UK government.

    My great great great great grandmother was killed for being a Witch. Please send money preferably American dollars.

    Yours faithfully

    Mr Money grabber

  34. 34
    Red Ruth says:

    You were a better chancellor than Gidiot.

  35. 35
    Anonymong says:

    You’re a pillock. Stop licking the pavement you bong-eyed mong.

  36. 36
    Ellie-Mae (8) says:

    He’s on an inset day…that’s when teachers get an extra day off for being a good socialist.

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    Poor kids. You can undoubtably learn a lot from them.

  38. 38

    When are we going to apologise for the 100 years war?

  39. 39
    Lynton "Bing" Crosby says:

    Wait one, you come in later.

  40. 40
    Hope not hate says:

    Not including investigation and prosecution or the cost to any victims of his crime,the amount of migrant workers we will need to pay to keep him in jail for a year will be about 47.

  41. 41
    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    When are the Romans going to apologise for invading.

  42. 42
    Maqboul says:

    Don’t hold yoru breath waiting for a reply from Mentally Challenged one.

  43. 43
    Henry V says:

    Nooo, they started it, we should get compo from Monsieur Hollande

  44. 44
    Sensible says:

    String up all four. It’s the only language they understand.

  45. 45
    Afro Fatbott says:

    This woman hates the UK, she detests British history, wants to destroy the british economy and plans to hand control of the UK over to Brussels.

    Just what the fook is she doing here? Although I think I know the answer and that is revenge for taking her out of Africa.

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    He’s the black feller from that sitcom in the 80s.

  47. 47
    Maqboul says:

    Yup, let’s go to the country…. pronto.

  48. 48
    fruitcake says:

    Gordon Brown turns into B movie monster after visiting Dalgety Bay…….oh wait

  49. 49
    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    Do you actually believe the tripe you post? How much do you get paid for trolling and do the union subsidise this?

  50. 50
    No more boom and bust? says:

    You were a better chancellor than Gidiot.

    Is the sky purple in your world?

  51. 51
    Anonymous says:

  52. 52
    Admiral James Somerville says:

    The French will want compo for Mers-el-Kébir if this carries on!

  53. 53
    Anonymong says:

    When the Francs acknowledge our rightful claim to Aquitaine and Normandy.


  54. 54
    Hollywood says:

    A remake of Godzilla, Gordzilla!

  55. 55
    If you can't say anything nice, piss off says:

    Yawn…. Militwat makes a silly speech. RetardEd BallsUp did a reverse ferret. Liam Byrne… is just an unmitigated c¥nt, as indeed are you, you brain damaged, syphilis begotton wank stain.

  56. 56
    Diana Abbott don't give a fuck says:

    With an unemployment rate of about 40% in the black community you would have thought she would be against workers coming from Eastern Europe.
    Seems she’s sold them out like Labour did the working class of this country.

  57. 57
    If you can't say anything nice, piss off says:

    Don’t be silly, of course you can say Alastair Campbell, the Murdoch stooge and fudge packer.

  58. 58
    Come on who likes the fucking French anyway? says:

    Shelling the French fleet at anchor didn’t achieve much in terms of defeating Hitler but it sure raised moral in Britain.

  59. 59
    Common Purpose says:

    The way things are heading, we will soon be offering compensation to Germany for WW1 and 2. Oh wait, they are white like us, so don’t qualify.

  60. 60
    If you can't say anything nice, piss off says:

    No – his tertiary stage syphilis is becoming critical.

  61. 61
    Perfidious France says:

    The Franch still haven’t paid us what they owe us for Calais either.

  62. 62
    Mars Attacks says:

    If the word of the person giving it cannot be trusted – act as if no assurances have been given – and that should go for all politicians as well!

  63. 63
    Me again says:

    Why not indeed!? I asked that very question in here yesterday. I think Starmer needs to be asked some pertinent questions – and the forcibly retired pdq..

  64. 64
    John Tandy says:

    Avoid the Brown stuff at all costs !

  65. 65
    Groan groan says:

    Nah, she wouldn’t let me.

  66. 66
    Raving Loon says:

    Dear UK government,

    Someone I was possibly related to was hurt 5/6 decades ago by someone from Britain.

    Please use force to extract money from people in your country who may, or may not, have been alive at the time and give the proceeds to us, even though we are not victims ourselves, and said people in your country are not personally guilty.

    If your people refuse to pay threaten them with prison terms.

    Yours Sincerely,

    Freeloading little s**ts from Africa

  67. 67
    Londoner says:

    The first time I ever saw anyone abusing Roma gypsies was in Hackney. I knew nothing about the Roma. The black community, however, seemed to know instinctively that the arriving Roma were harbingers of trouble ahead. That was in 1998.

  68. 68
    I call my beard Sarah says:

    Gordon thought he could trust someone who also has a beard.

  69. 69
    games ppl play. says:

    bida past.
    forget bp.
    mp shell.
    t is 5.
    6 is the lock.
    7 is the key.
    8 is closed handcuff
    7 is the key.
    9 is the inverted lock.
    o is the hero.
    1 is defeated.
    4 =1
    shell is the past.
    the past is ad
    break with ad.
    bread with ad.
    talk to ad.
    talk 3d.
    son of 6.

  70. 70
    Britannia says:

    We ought to be calculating a claim for damages for the million or so white people abducted into slavery by Africans from Europe and calculating the costs of supressing the slave trade. The unpaid interest on these damages, at compound rates, is likely to be considerable.

  71. 71
    Maximus says:

    As in Fahrenheit 451.

  72. 72
    Barack Obama, dreaming of his father, says:

    “Oh, my papa, to me he was so wonderful–
    Oh, my papa, to me he was so good!
    No-one could be so gentle and so lovable–
    Oh, my papa, he always understood!”

  73. 73
    Konstabel Els says:

    That Doos on the right looks like me!

  74. 74
    Speechless says:

    We have to pay Obama!!!!

  75. 75
    Golborne Lad says:

    Is that a proper Culceth name?

  76. 76
    Tom Catesby says:

    AKA. Keir Starmer and Common Purpose are in complete agreement

  77. 77
    Tom Catesby says:

    ‘Current Chancellor and current leader of the opposition’. F^cking Hell, you don’t think that was the ‘middle aged love affair’ that rocked Cameroon do you?!

  78. 78
    Solving the slave trade says:

    Could we get some arab geezers to capture her, chain her up and sell her back?
    And would they have room on the ship for Chuck Up?

  79. 79
    Henry V. says:

    Bastards! We should hold on to Boulogne till they do!

  80. 80
    Henry V. says:

    10000 years+

  81. 81
    D- Day Beagle says:

    Some of them are a bit olive skinned and foreign looking, that’ll be alright!

  82. 82
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    I was delighted when Sarah agreed this could be ‘our tune’…

  83. 83
    The culcheth massive says:

    It’s rhyming slang for “anal probe”

    His first name is an anagram of “bell end”

  84. 84
    alexei says:

    Celebrity Crimewatch

  85. 85
    David James says:

    More corruption in westminster, why am I not surprised.

  86. 86
    Hackney tosspot says:

    From: Mr. Johnson Traore.
    Director in Charge of Vault.
    Laveguarde Security Company.
    Abidjan-Ivory Coast.
    West Africa.

    Hello Dear Diane,

    Please accept my apology if my mail cause you any form of embarrassment. I am Mr. Johnson Traore; I work with a leading security company here in Abidjan – Ivory Coast as Director in Charge of Vaults.

    I have two abandon consignment Trunk boxes worth 10.7MUSD in our Security Vault right now, the consignment belongs to one of our customs who also happen to be my friend.

    But right now he is dead and no one has come forward to lay claim to this consignment for over a year now and my company want to turn over the two consignment to the Ministry of Securities as unclaimed item in line with the policy of my company.

    I seek for your urgent assistance to come forward and make claim to this consignment so that it will be delivered to you as the next of kin to the deceased customer.

    Please be rest assured that my intention is genuine and I am willing to present you with all the necessary documents to authenticate my claims and will facilitate the quick release of the consignment, since the customer has paid all necessary dues before his death, all we need do is make legal transfer of ownership of the consignment to your name legally at the court and you become the bona-fide owner of the consignment and it will be shipped to your choice destination by Diplimatic Courier.

    Please note that as soon as I receive your acceptance e-mail, I will give you more details and what to do.

    Kindly to reply me through my private email address: , if you are interested because we have just 7 working days to make this claim and please you must keep this information secret until we are through.

    Thank you and May God bless you,

    Mr. Johnson Traore

  87. 87
    Hilda Berger says:

    I’ve just seen another picture of that Chuka chappies enormous clock on the internet. Aren’t I naughty!

  88. 88
    General Ben Dover Bilderbugger says:

    This photo proves the point that the more butt cheeks grasped the more corrupt an individual…while others are forced to grin and bear it…

  89. 89
    Michael Portillo says:

    FFS you mong

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