June 5th, 2013

PMQs LIVE: Remember This? Edition

Comments in the comments please…


55 Comments

  1. 1
    pearl neclesse says:

    Should be fun

  2. 2
    gobsmacked says:

    I see an own goal by EM

    • 4
      ding dong says:

      Ali cat

    • 8
      The Trumpter blows says:

      retreat retreat retreat

      • 50
        truth. says:

        be bottom left.
        be the good neighbour and go over and say hello the top right.
        .
        authentically say hello to the one on the top right corner.
        .love thy neighbour.
        …so the 7 said to the 3.
        ….truth thy bishop.
        .
        all. attachments are loose.
        loose the change,bro.
        bbro.
        broyl.
        b the lion.
        roar when disturbed.
        b no 1.

        • 51
          truth. says:

          da holyghost is the patel.
          the gujrati man.
          he is holding on to the singh is king’s tail.
          queen below.
          .
          .
          mk is the gandu.

          • truth. says:

            z,y,x
            the x is cross.
            the queen is cross.
            thebro is coss.
            the royal bro is cross.
            the line was crossed.
            by the french.
            .
            the creator is cross.
            the line was crossed by the yguru,
            for money.
            tiptiptip.
            iou.
            over.
            6
            ex.be the s,
            o.o

  3. 3
    pearl neclesse says:

    But they like borrowing…

  4. 5
    HH says:

    Dave’s looking rather gay today

  5. 6
    EDed says:

    Dave is banging the two Eds together

  6. 7
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Cleggy in red tie in preparation for next coalition?

  7. 9

    I can’t be bothered to watch it so will go and cut my toe nails or something…

  8. 10
    stiff alert says:

    looks like they have propped a dead woman on the chancellor

  9. 11
    M102 says:

    Big old pair of clangers behind Militw@t

  10. 12
    gobsmacked says:

    NHS tractor figures–BORING

    • 42
      CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:

      Only figure I want to know is when I can opt out of paying for it.

  11. 14
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Our NHS not safe in his hands – does Ed not know about what happened in Staffordshire hospitals from 2002-10.

    • 32
      Mad Jack the Jungle Quack says:

      Think you mean we’re not safe in the NHS’s hands?

      • 44
        CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:

        I’d call it Max Staphs, but there are probably other places in the NDS better at coverups.

  12. 15
    genghiz the kahn says:

    people of effing forest.

  13. 21
    Airey Belvoir says:

    No tribute by either leader to Gunner Rigby, killed as surely as if he had trod on an IED in Afghanistan.

    • 24
      RIP says:

      Quite right too. These tributes mean nothing anyway and are merely politicians grandstanding.

      • 28
        genghiz the kahn says:

        Asquith would never have done it in 1914-16, and neither would D LLG or Churchill.

      • 30
        Airey Belvoir says:

        It might have meant something to his family, though.

        • 37
          VC says:

          Dave will have sent them a private letter anyway, which means far more than a few words at PMQs which is not really meant to be an obituary event.

    • 54
      Beness says:

      they did it in a special debate earlier in the week.

  14. 22
    Fifer says:

    Where’s Gordon?

  15. 23
    Anonymous says:

    Where’s Dave’s wedding ring ?

  16. 25
    Larry says:

    Where’s Sam Cam?

  17. 33
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Odd how Labour introduced the charging system for phones and tv in hospitals, and how they like ignoring the impact of their decisions.

    • 41
      cash for beds says:

      Hasn’t that been scrapped now?

      But my wasn’t that a scandalous rip off.

  18. 35
    Tosspot says:

    Will Parliament be up for the top Comedy Award in 2013, I wonder, or on Crime Watch instead…

  19. 36
    National Socialist says:

    Good of Cameron to turn up. It’s been so long.

  20. 39
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Says the U-turn king.

  21. 40
    Tosspot says:

    Will the definition of ” Being a Virgin ” now include an Anal Inspection ?

    • 46
      Sperm bin says:

      I fail to see how homosexuals can consumate a marriage as they are unable to have reproductive sex.

  22. 43
    Anonymous says:

    In a survey 100 men were asked, what they enjoyed most when receiving oral sex.
    15% said the sensation
    5% said the warmth
    80% said, the peace and quiet.

  23. 45
    Stir the pot says:

    Now we need some gays to take an Imam or two to court in order to have an Islamic gay wedding.

  24. 53
    Rt. Hon Butch Cameron MP says:

    I’ve just remembered why I don’t do these any more.


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“Farage is a snake oil salesman, but a very good one. His supposed anti-immigration stance is all smoke and mirrors, as is his carefully cultivated image as a ‘man of the people’. The truth is that UKIP is a pro-immigration party that exists to lobby for the interests of the City of London.”



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