June 5th, 2013

PMQs LIVE: Remember This? Edition

Comments in the comments please…


  1. 1
    pearl neclesse says:

    Should be fun

  2. 2
    gobsmacked says:

    I see an own goal by EM

    • 4
      ding dong says:

      Ali cat

    • 8
      The Trumpter blows says:

      retreat retreat retreat

      • 50
        truth. says:

        be bottom left.
        be the good neighbour and go over and say hello the top right.
        authentically say hello to the one on the top right corner.
        .love thy neighbour.
        …so the 7 said to the 3.
        ….truth thy bishop.
        all. attachments are loose.
        loose the change,bro.
        b the lion.
        roar when disturbed.
        b no 1.

        • 51
          truth. says:

          da holyghost is the patel.
          the gujrati man.
          he is holding on to the singh is king’s tail.
          queen below.
          mk is the gandu.

          • truth. says:

            the x is cross.
            the queen is cross.
            thebro is coss.
            the royal bro is cross.
            the line was crossed.
            by the french.
            the creator is cross.
            the line was crossed by the yguru,
            for money.
            ex.be the s,

  3. 3
    pearl neclesse says:

    But they like borrowing…

  4. 5
    HH says:

    Dave’s looking rather gay today

  5. 6
    EDed says:

    Dave is banging the two Eds together

  6. 7
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Cleggy in red tie in preparation for next coalition?

  7. 9

    I can’t be bothered to watch it so will go and cut my toe nails or something…

  8. 10
    stiff alert says:

    looks like they have propped a dead woman on the chancellor

  9. 11
    M102 says:

    Big old pair of clangers behind Militw@t

  10. 12
    gobsmacked says:

    NHS tractor figures–BORING

    • 42
      CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:

      Only figure I want to know is when I can opt out of paying for it.

  11. 14
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Our NHS not safe in his hands – does Ed not know about what happened in Staffordshire hospitals from 2002-10.

    • 32
      Mad Jack the Jungle Quack says:

      Think you mean we’re not safe in the NHS’s hands?

      • 44
        CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:

        I’d call it Max Staphs, but there are probably other places in the NDS better at coverups.

  12. 15
    genghiz the kahn says:

    people of effing forest.

  13. 21
    Airey Belvoir says:

    No tribute by either leader to Gunner Rigby, killed as surely as if he had trod on an IED in Afghanistan.

    • 24
      RIP says:

      Quite right too. These tributes mean nothing anyway and are merely politicians grandstanding.

      • 28
        genghiz the kahn says:

        Asquith would never have done it in 1914-16, and neither would D LLG or Churchill.

      • 30
        Airey Belvoir says:

        It might have meant something to his family, though.

        • 37
          VC says:

          Dave will have sent them a private letter anyway, which means far more than a few words at PMQs which is not really meant to be an obituary event.

    • 54
      Beness says:

      they did it in a special debate earlier in the week.

  14. 22
    Fifer says:

    Where’s Gordon?

  15. 23
    Anonymous says:

    Where’s Dave’s wedding ring ?

  16. 25
    Larry says:

    Where’s Sam Cam?

  17. 33
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Odd how Labour introduced the charging system for phones and tv in hospitals, and how they like ignoring the impact of their decisions.

    • 41
      cash for beds says:

      Hasn’t that been scrapped now?

      But my wasn’t that a scandalous rip off.

  18. 35
    Tosspot says:

    Will Parliament be up for the top Comedy Award in 2013, I wonder, or on Crime Watch instead…

  19. 36
    National Socialist says:

    Good of Cameron to turn up. It’s been so long.

  20. 39
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Says the U-turn king.

  21. 40
    Tosspot says:

    Will the definition of ” Being a Virgin ” now include an Anal Inspection ?

    • 46
      Sperm bin says:

      I fail to see how homosexuals can consumate a marriage as they are unable to have reproductive sex.

  22. 43
    Anonymous says:

    In a survey 100 men were asked, what they enjoyed most when receiving oral sex.
    15% said the sensation
    5% said the warmth
    80% said, the peace and quiet.

  23. 45
    Stir the pot says:

    Now we need some gays to take an Imam or two to court in order to have an Islamic gay wedding.

  24. 53
    Rt. Hon Butch Cameron MP says:

    I’ve just remembered why I don’t do these any more.

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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