June 5th, 2013

All Smiles for Charlie and Rebekah on Arrival at Court


  1. 1
    How's R(andy)? says:

    Happy families.

  2. 2
    yawn says:

    Don’t fancy yours much

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:


  4. 4
    Gotcha says:

    Couldn’t have happened to a nicer couple.

  5. 5
    Rebekah in happier times says:

  6. 6
    David Cameron says:


  7. 7
    Short back and sides says:

    Has she been to the barbers?

  8. 8
    Moussa Koussa Mark 10 says:

    Can you provide a link to your thread from a few years ago…Guido

    The one that claimed “””nothing would come of the hacking investigation “”””

  9. 9
    Twatomatic says:

    The Southwick Crown Court, eh

  10. 10

    It is a long drawn out affair.

  11. 11
    Silly Boy. It's the EU stopping us says:

  12. 12
    acrb.png says:

    lets hope it isn’t all smiles when they get sent down.

  13. 13
    acrb.png says:

    it’s good she bought that baby as well to help her avoid prison.

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    demurely dressed. What a housewife. Should never had been sent out to work. I blame Dirty Digger Murdoch.

  15. 15
    Wurzel says:

    Usual scary hairstyle might not go down well today.

  16. 16
    Ask AC says:

    Same down under.

  17. 17
    Casual Observer says:

    Never mind these two gutter residents, it’s all the corrupt lying politicians that ought to be in the Dock.

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    Where’s the boyfriend?

  19. 19
    Chums world says:

    Who is after who now. Bring back News of the World

  20. 20

    Umanna makes this extraordinary claim but fails to back it up with any reasons: …it is through deals being negotiated through the EU that we will gain better access to markets from Japan to Malaysia, India to Canada, Colombia to the US.

    Not very good, especially coming from a lawyer.

  21. 21
    Jail the Murdoch Mob says:

    They represent everything that is wrong with Britain

    Criminality, hypocrisy, mob membership, arrogance and, in fine, futility…

  22. 22
    A Pensioer says:


  23. 23
    Blob says:

    May be she should hire a spokesman to defend her reputation?

  24. 24
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    Yeah where’s Randy Candy.

    No doubt Rebekah will be claiming she’s the victim in all this :)

  25. 25
    Don't know much about court says:

    When the lawyers go through the jury selection process will they being removing all guardian readers first and foremost, followed BBC news watchers.

  26. 26
    Mark says:

    Coming from Camoron I guess LOL means lots of lies.

  27. 27
    Raving Loon says:

    Politicians often say that leaving the EU would be bad for the economy, but never really explain why. I would suggest it’s because they’re talking out of their a**e and secretly have no idea what they’re talking about.

  28. 28

    Shinzo Abe is announcing a redirection of the nation’s US$2 trillion pension funds out of the safety of its own government bonds into riskier assets abroad in order to stimulate growth.

    Yen falls.

  29. 29
    Owen Jones on his high horse says:

    Independent Readers shall get wise counsel from me

  30. 30
    Andy Coulson says:

    I’ve no idea what you’re talking about.

  31. 31
    sir boffton toffton - what! says:

    can’t a chap or chappess plead poverty these days?

  32. 32
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Wonder if Charlie will shortly go down with the same throaty problem as Mr Zeta-Jones?

  33. 33
    Uncle Rupert says:

    G’day bludgers! I supported Labour for 10 years and you right wing bludgers STILL love me! G’day, mates!

  34. 34
    the poor bloody taxpayer says:

    ‘ere cat – whaddya mean ‘safety’

  35. 35
    Penfold says:

    My plea?

    Innocent, and if i’m not let loose then i will unleash all the files that i’ve got stashed away, and will terminate most politicians and senior figures………….

  36. 36
    listen/reading /watching who says:

    “” = total content

  37. 37
    John Bercow says:

    Oy vey, Bomb Syria!

  38. 38
    Lesbian Housekeeper says:

    Fancy a threesome?

  39. 39
    National Socialist says:

    “fails to back it up with any reasons” You only get 140 characters with Twitter as any fule no.

  40. 40
    SP4 BS says:

    So, I suppose we can talk about the weather and their hairstyles.

  41. 41
    A swivel-eyed loon says:

    Where is the horse’s arse?

  42. 42
    Gay kosher cocksucker Fawkes says:

    Oy vey, send lard and little boys!

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    So Pickles and Boyles say planning is to blame for slowdown in development. Really.


    Might it be that they have now understood that planning has to be sustainable. To remove 3% of our fields every time we have a recession is NOT sustainable. Why are the government so hooked on quantity not quality?

    When villages are joined with towns (as in this case) by a development on a hillside, visible to all the surroundings, including from historic/tourist sites, should Pickles and Boyles have taken a decision in a more timely fashion?Especially when there is so much derelict land around. Mainly land from historic mills that have been destroyed to avoid business taxes.

    The developers that do not complain are the ones that are too busy building on real sites.

    (As for the previous story about adverts on street furniture, why does BT have the right to advertise on all their rampantly multiplying green boxes? Even in conservation areas.)

  44. 44
    Max Clifford says:

    I’m free! (But not for long, possibly…..)

  45. 45
    Lesbian Housekeeper says:

    Fancy a threesome?

  46. 46
    Confused says:

    Where’s Andy?

  47. 47
    Twat watch says:

    Except Chuka’s twat links to chukka’s article which is what the Twat is about and in the article chukka explains twat all.

  48. 48
    Becky Brooks says:

    Come all over strange

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  50. 50
    hobo humping slobo babe says:

    Ah yes the hacking affair comes to trial

  51. 51
    Luciana says:

    I’m Chuka’s twat.

  52. 52
    Concerned says:

    Heard that Mr. Coulson was looking a bit peaky the other day…

  53. 53
    nellnewman says:

    Are gordon and sarah being called as witnesses to talk about those Chequers pyjama parties that he threw in order to get closer to rebekah and the murdoch’s ?

  54. 54
    Sally Barecow says:

    Why is ‘Rebekkah Wade/Andy Coulson – 9 years ago’ trending?
    *Innocent libel face*

  55. 55
    AC says:

    You’d better have some good lawyers if you’re going to talk about the affairs of Ms. Brooks…

  56. 56
    And? says:

  57. 57
    nellnewman says:

    Talking of mobs – let’s not forget gordon and sarah were thick as thieves with this lot.

  58. 58
    Andrew says:

    No jury today, who cares about her hairstyle?

  59. 59
    Andrew says:

    Guido please provide a photo . . .

  60. 60
    Farago says:

    What’s it like sleeping with a Romanian?

  61. 61
    What a brave and courageous man he is. says:

    A good thing to die for. Go for it Josay

  62. 62
    Andrew says:

    There is no jury selection process. Abolished under the Tories. First twelve names out of the box.

  63. 63
    nellnewman says:

    We don’t need the EU to access those markets – however the likes of chuckusyamoney with his eye to the future needs the EU for a generously paid job , expenses and pension when he decides to move up the ladder from the HoC.

  64. 64
    Justice Lovelady says:

    hey what about love match developing between counsel.

    Its now an hour half in to court proceedings and do we have a smile, an eye twinkle, a passing of a love note.

  65. 65
    Rebekah says:

    I went back to my childhood look, when I played Little Orphan Annie– and this song holds just as true today as it did thirty-some years ago:

  66. 66
    CLe...tch to court says:


    Court to reconvene 2:00

    Handicap Toilet has been booked.

    Bushes available for the hard up.

  67. 67
    Penfold says:

    But WILL not coutenance the same in the EU….

  68. 68
    UKIP spokesperson says:

    The EEC are imposing French Court habits on us. Disgusting.

  69. 69

    Read the article. There is space enough there but he offers no reasons – because he has none.

    In case it escaped your notice, China is not a member of the EU but it does not seem to hold them back on trade.

  70. 70
    Milliband on Welfare says:

    Its always the person underneath who has to clean up

  71. 71

    …is the correct motive as Chuka sees it!

  72. 72
    Vlad The Impaler says:

    Better to sleep with me than fu*ked by a dwarf?

  73. 73
    Mong Watch says:

    Economics 101 for a mental defective such as Chucka:

    i) To export to a foreign country you need something to export that they want. The Foreign country requires money or something to exchange with you.

    ii) To import from a foreign country you need money or something they want, which they are willing to exchange for what they are going to give you.

    Notice in the above there is a conspicuous absence of a need for the EU.

  74. 74
    The Sun still shines says:

    she will love it.
    Readers readers everywhere

  75. 75
    The EU puts dead Syrians in baby formula says:

    France funded the mess out there, Barroso can fuck off.

  76. 76
    Sit Petra says:

    “I defend unrestricted and unconditional humanitarian access in #Syria/ JMB”. I defend unrestricted and unconditional humanitarian access in #… (add any country of choice), meaningless prattle!.

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    Westminister shrieks shit

  78. 78
    The Dirty Rat says:

    Ah the famous Pyjama parties. Just picture Gordon standing there, drink in hand and a glint in his glass eye, with his pyjama bottom fly hole gaping exposing an off white pair of piss stained underpants.

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    He seems to imagine that a functionare will negotiate better than we can for ourselves.

    People like him are incapable of learning from their mistakes as they think they have it right in the first place.

  80. 80

    Japan’s government bonds are probably safer than sub-prime CDOs!

  81. 81
    Spartacus says:

    Fear, uncertainty and doubt

  82. 82
    hobo humping slobo babe says:

    I’m unaware of the affairs of Ms Brooks beyond that of current court case. There have been no reports of her private life in the papers.

  83. 83
    Spartacus says:

    she may not have been the first, but didn’t Fatcher’s Fault say:

    you always spend other people’s money more freely than you spend your own.

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    Anonymous says:

    Which firm of lawyers of barristers is representing Rebekah Brooks ?

    They must be getting paid millions of pounds..

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    Enough is enough says:

    The EU have also given Turkey £200m subsidy for a new Ford factory to build transit vans.

    The same transit vans they sell all over the EU.

    The same Turkey that isnt in the EU.

    The same type of Ford transit factory that shut down in the UK last year.

  86. 86
    Chris Grayling says:

    She’s paying privately. Or rather Rupe is. And even the tea-boy on her team is getting more than the prosecution QC (who is funded by the taxpayer).

  87. 87
    Red Ahead says:

    Oh she’s paying privately out of the £11m that Murdock gave her as a leaving present.

    Which firm of barristers or lawyers is reprenting her and will get all these millions of £’s in lovely fees originally paid for by Murdock ?

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    Ben Dover says:

    So the billions of £’s in contributions that the UK pays to the EU every year, they are giving them to non EU countries to build factories that then re-locate our of the UK, to Turkey ?

    Why would the EU do that ?

    Is that in the UK’s interest ?

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    Oh dear no more sleep overs with the Cameron’s, have to make do with Rose West and Beverley Allot. What a shame never mind

  90. 90
    Ben Dover says:

    Well old innocent face does love gypsies…

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    Just a Thought says:

    I once dated a redhead, no hair just a redhead! Before this girl I dated a girl with hair all the way down her back, non on her head, just down her back…

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    Anonymous says:

    Is there a ducking pond near the court?

  93. 93
    David Laws Lib Dem Fiddler says:

    Where are your mates from Eaton when you want them?

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