June 4th, 2013

Berger Boots Out Arnie Graf Rebel

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Liverpool’s youngest ever councillor Jake Morrison claims Luciana Berger has forced him out after he failed to attend a training session with Miliband’s new American campaigning guru Arnie Graf and collect a copy of “a very comprehensive agreed script” of the party line. He says in a letter to Ed“Luciana, a privately educated MP from London, who has came to Liverpool and made my life unbearable. At every opportunity Luciana has undermined me, rather than supported”. You can see why:

Dear Jake

I understand from your tweets that you have been knocking on members’ doors. As you will be aware from the many emails that Sheila has sent you, and which you have sadly ignored, we have had a training session with Arnie Graf from which the Wavertree CLP Members’ ID scheme was launched, and we now have a very comprehensive agreed script and process. Indeed we went out on Tuesday with an Old Swan councillor to start the activity off, and which was very successful.

You have not replied to any of the emails confirming your availability for the summer campaign which includes member engagement. You have not visited the office to collect a copy of the script, which includes a list of all the forthcoming CLP events which we are inviting members to. You have not engaged with the constituency in some time and have chosen not to discuss your facebook/twitter resignation announcement with either the officers of the CLP, branch, your co councillor or indeed myself. 

Of the 14 Labour councillors in the Wavertree Constituency you are the only one who chooses not to engage with my office, or get involved with our constituency activities. I have also had a number of complaints raised with me about your behaviour and action with regard to the Heygreen school going into special measures and the MANWEB field.

I am copying in Joe and Alan Dean by way of a formal complaint about your behaviour and your complete lack of team work and respect for other members.

I would appreciate a response

Luciana Berger

One man standing up to Arnie Graf’s wishy washy rhetoric knifed by the party machine. Save the Liverpool Wavertree one…


93 Comments

  1. 1
    AC1 says:

    Phwoar!!! Yenta porn!

  2. 2
    Liverpool = utter dump says:

    Who?

  3. 3
    Ban Party Politics in Local Government says:

    But he has refused to behave like a slave to the party machine. Of course he should be disciplined. Labour Councillors are not elected because of who they are or what they think but because they represent pig’s bladders on sticks.

  4. 4
    Suarez says:

    +1. Adios!

  5. 5
    Arnie Graf says:

    Yes, you can polish a turd!

  6. 6
    And I bet he voted against gay marriage says:

    Hypocrite? Say it ain’t so!

    A TORY MP and his wife were yesterday sensationally accused of groping their lesbian housekeeper as they proposed a threesome.

    The couple, known as Mr and Mrs P, molested their middle-aged employee and tried to perform a sex act on her, an employment tribunal heard. She claimed the pair found it funny as she fled the living room in embarrassment — and that she considered suicide afterwards.

    The woman, who lived with the couple and cannot be identified either, claimed she had showdown talks with the MP weeks later. She said she “had no option” but to resign after being kicked out of the house, “threatened unreasonably with disciplinary action” and pressured into a compromise agreement.

  7. 7
    Ban Party Politics in Local Government says:

    The time to draw conclusions and inferences is when the allegation is accepted as true. Until then, it is just an allegation.

  8. 8
    Bilda Berger says:

    Sexist beast!

  9. 9
    Michael Portaloo says:

    Nuffin to do wiv me, squire.

  10. 10
    V1le disgusting Labour trashed my Country says:

    Isn’t this just typical of the Socialist Machine, toe the line like an automaton or you’re out! Labour really do need to get out of the dinosaur age, New Labour same old communism.

  11. 11
    Lord Stansted says:

    What is the difference between the following statements:

    1. a very comprehensive agreed script;

    2. a comprehensive agreed script;

    3. “a(n) agreed script?

    You may write on both sides of the screen.

  12. 12
    Larry the Cat says:

    Guido, is this the scandal that was going to cause constanation in the nation? The scandal that Cameron was going to have a breakdown over?

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    4. a privately educated – non-comprehensive agreed script which is consensual

  14. 14
    Cheese berger says:

    I guess Chuka’s chick doesn’t like trash working class scousers.

  15. 15
    The Emperor Ed's New Clothes says:

    5. The truth

  16. 16
    Maqboul says:

    Head Girl bullies young, working-class, northern oik. Mind you, he sounds like a wimp.

  17. 17
    Luciana's man ignores the Scousers says:

  18. 18
    Wyle Cop says:

    True – but no different from Dave and the Swivel-eyed Loons.

  19. 19
    ? says:

    what’s marriage got to do with it?

  20. 20
    Unemployed Lesbian Housekeeper says:

    God bless democracy! Individualism vs collectivism/communitarianism/total…
    Words failed me so I decided to put “very comprehensive agreed script” (left out “a” as it was too long) into my favourite “anagram genius server” and it came up with “so scrimped hyperactive avenger”. Long live automatons! Any more dirty washing?

  21. 21
    Anonymous says:

    Michael Portaloo isnt an MP.

  22. 22
    Lord Stansted says:

    You should consider what was “comprehensive” – the agreement or the script?

  23. 23
    hattie hatemen says:

    He’s been emasculated by his membership of the Labour Party.

  24. 24
    Yes let's stop the poor using gas and electricity for our worthless new age religion says:

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    Isnt Luciana the one who was so suitable to be a Liverpool MP, that she didnt even know who Bill Shankley was ?

  26. 26
  27. 27
    Wyle Cop says:

    I meant, this:

    Frustration levels rising at #campuslondon as the internet continues to fail.— Michael Willmott (@michaelwillmott) June 4, 2013

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    Who cares, it all sounds like a scam to me !

  29. 29
    Lord Stansted says:

    He’s young, though. He should tell the semi-literate bitch to f-off.

  30. 30

    Now you’re being silly.

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    At least the polls show people trust Dave, Ed is almost on a minus rating !

  32. 32
    The Rt Hon. Comrade Loretto Fettes MP (Rottenborough East) says:

    Typical of Guido to champion the cause of a jumped up little shit/comrade like this! What a failure he is! All our brainwashing at his school and by Our BBC and he still didn’t get it. #Yes2FreeSpeech

  33. 33
    Pleb says:

    A fucking centrally agreed Script drempt up by some wanky yank, no wonder straight talking UKIPers are pissing on the lot of em at the moment……..

    Saw this bit of wank fodder on QT, she was shit but marginally attractive, makes you wonder who’s trumpet shes polished to get a foot in the door.

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    It sounds like somebody who cant take a joke, i mean she must be a real catch !

  35. 35
    Cloning says:

    Milliband get her Cloned by the hundreds and thousands then you’ll have your people in your party

  36. 36
    Nice little vote winner? says:

    I see that Balls, in addition to taking old people’s winter fuel allowance away from them, now says that he wants to take their free telly tax away as well.

    Thin end of the wedge…

  37. 37
    Nothing Better To Do says:

    Hell hath no fury like a socialist bint scorned.

  38. 38
    Oops says:

    Scientists have long suspected that a flourishing of green foliage around the globe, observed since the early 1980s in satellite data, springs at least in part from the increasing concentration of carbon dioxide in Earth’s atmosphere. Now, a study of arid regions around the globe finds that a carbon dioxide “fertilization effect” has, indeed, caused a gradual greening from 1982 to 2010.

  39. 39
    1972 says:

    Do women not enjoy sex anymore?????or fun,or let their yay be yay,and their nay be nay…..All you need is love!!!

  40. 40
    LU51 ANA says:

    Yep, that’s meeeeee!

  41. 41
    BBC News (on a lighter note) says:

    The MP’s wife when complimented on her immaculately kept pussy said,
    “Yes,I have a woman in twice a week”

  42. 42
    Oops says:

    Now if we use this new growth as fuel, burning it will increase CO2 levles …………..

    Then we can worry about the loss of deserts.

  43. 43
    Lord Stansted says:

    or maybe people just like to plant trees.

  44. 44
    Ed Davey says:

    SH1T

  45. 45
    Poop Scoop Lab says:

    Once upon a time Labour had BER COW

    Now they are afflicted with MAD COW.

  46. 46
    torbayalice says:

    Yes, doesn’t it just?

    Bit of publicity/notoriety, settle out of court. Nice little earner!

    What’s not to like?

  47. 47
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    As I keep telling you, Bergers are bad for you…

    Sixty odd years ago my pater used to work for a firm in Aldgate, east London, by the name of Bergers. I wonder if they are related. 4 x 2s they were too.

  48. 48
    Lord Stansted says:

    Can we infer that the MP’s wife has a cat?

  49. 49
    Dweeb says:

    Now come on, Guido. First we have a mystery affair of dynamite quality, now an MP and his missus trying to bed their lesbian housekeeper. Both un-named “for legal reasons”.

    Sing, Guido, or I’ll be wanting my money back.

  50. 50

    Will the jack booted psycho-thugs of the Labour Party (Balls, Cooper, Harman, Hain, Burnham, Bellardinelli, Dugher, Woodcock, Vaz, Hodge and Berger) ever realise that their methods never produce the social objective results they claim to desire.

    The five core principles of the Labour Party are social justice, strong community and strong values, reward for hard work, decency and finally rights matched by responsibilities.

    Blair and Brown failed to deliver even one over 13 years and it appears Millionaireband and Co are even less likely to get even close.

    The Tories are on self destruct infighting, The LibDems are struggling to keep their leaders out of jail and Labour should be romping home to a landslide.

    The Grass Roots Labour Party needs to reclaim the Party get rid of the cancer at the top

  51. 51
    Grammar School Boy says:

    …or at least roll it in glitter!

  52. 52
    Lord Stansted says:

    I suppose we could list the number of married (male+female; you have to add this these days) Tory MPs who employ housekeepers.

  53. 53
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    They obviously have it infer you, Lord S

  54. 54
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    6. missed out on the bog-standard comprehensive etc etc

  55. 55
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    +1 (and in his bestest and thickestest Scouse accent [a la Jamie Carragher]

  56. 56
    Aaron D Highside says:

    The Labour Party is a model of teamwork – Blair/Brown, Miliband/Balls working harmoniously together.

  57. 57
    Jimmy says:

    There’s always a hint. We just need to work out which MP has the initials JPG.

  58. 58
    earnie graft says:

    what’s wrong with that?

  59. 59
    the lord cunningplan of smelling says:

    i can’t see a problem

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    She should get her nellies out.

  61. 61
    the lord cunningplan of smelling says:

    nah A

    HPV positive

  62. 62
    Perse O'Nally says:

    Since when do local councillors have to do what their MP tells them? She’d get a quick ‘Foxtrot Oscar’ from me.

  63. 63
    Hilda Berger says:

    My word, that Chukka chappy has an exceptionally large clock!

  64. 64
    Concerned of Islington says:

    Watch out Chuka — she bites hard — better not let her anywhere near your plums.

  65. 65
    Fluffy Thoughts says:

    I bet she loves her upright Hoover. No doubt, sans tit-wank, she gives more suction than a Dyson.

    I’ll give her a miss. My ‘protein’ is too late to encourage her brain-cells to grow….

  66. 66
    Heidi the Blow-Up Doll says:

    I insist you delete that comment. The word “Airhead” is extremely offensive to me and other inflatable companion dolls.
    And don’t start thinking your somehow smarter than me – I cantell you I’ve got a degree in Women’s Studies and Media from Leicester Uni, so I’m certainly one up on those Oxford PPE types whose Daddy got them a job in the City or PR or a seat in Parliament. Also I’ve been having a very hard time since Nick left me for that meathead Miriam (oh and he was the one who thought giving me knitting needles as a burthday present was some kind of a good joke). And now being lumped in with Beefy Berger – that’s just insulting.

  67. 67
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    Can’t somebody do us all a favour and take this idiot away too?

  68. 68
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    Yes, you are quite right of course.

    Grovel grovel grovel….

    But I still insist that Bergers are bad for you, so do try to keep away from sharp objects

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    I’d zero in. She can use her che t shirt to wipe up my man goo when I’ve left.

  70. 70
    Pollytwaddle says:

    “The five core principles of the Labour Party are social justice, strong community and strong values, reward for hard work, decency and finally rights matched by responsibilities.”

    What?

    Has anyone told Labour?

  71. 71
    Anonymous says:

    @ 1972. The bra burning womens lib mob put paid to enjoyment of anything other than control & humiliation of men.
    Check with Harriot Harperson;she will confirm.

  72. 72
    Man Utd says:

    Isn’t Luciana Berger a red devil supporter

  73. 73
    over rival team says:

    and Arnie Graf follows Chelsea

  74. 74
    Dick Macmanus says:

    They’re not Labour people them, they belong to a party called Co-operative Party, there’s 3 MP’s in Liverpool who do.

  75. 75
    Dick Macmanus says:

    I mean Berger and co…Jake, the Councillor, he’s great, only 21 and already makin a fuss

  76. 76

    He didn’t have the right lobbyist.

  77. 77
    Dick Macmanus says:

    She’s not Socialist, she’s Marxist…all the MP’s are these days, well, apart from Skinner

  78. 78
    Dick Macmanus says:

    Great niece of Manny Shinwell, that help?

  79. 79
    Feather duster says:

    Could not fit in “a”? Too individual.

  80. 80
    Rank and File says:

    A deluded danger to us all. The Labour party really is the pits, it is run by people who hold nothing but contempt for ordinary people and indeed seek to use them in the most degrading way by ensnaring them in endless state end outs with no prospect of ever really solving their problems. Luciana needs to pop down to a place like the Meadows in Nottingham ans see what 13 years of Labour rule has failed to do. This place is typical of the kind of systemic failure that Labour simply ignored and then sought to cover over with easy money. Well now the money has gone and they have even less of an answer. UKIP can hurt Labour about as much as it can the Tories, lets hope so.

  81. 81
    Tom Catesby says:

    The Co-operative party is a political party linked to the general co-operative movement and societies and allied to the labour party.

  82. 82
    Tom Catesby says:

    +100

  83. 83
    BoJo Spectator's article says:

    Remember Boris Johnson’s Spectator’s article denounced by Howard about scrounging scourers, making Boris make a public apology in Mersey side.

    Influential on Londoner Luciana Berger?

  84. 84
    can't trust scousers says:

    She’s right you can’t trust little people.

  85. 85
    NE Frontiersman says:

    While talk of a ‘script’ is pretty chilling, it’s actually a bit refreshing to find an MP who gives a hoot about the activities of local councillors, even if it’s for predictably self-serving reasons.
    Has anyone, ever, been able to get a word out of Ed Miliband or Stella Creasy, for example, about the history of flagrant local government corruption in their constituencies?

  86. 86
    Billy frum coatbrig. says:

    OMG

  87. 87
    Anonymous says:

    She

  88. 88
    Anonymous says:

    She has always been a bully. Bullied staff in all her jobs – ask anyone who worked with her. Was so paranoid she stopped staff havi g lunch together or fag breaks apparently as she thought they would talk about her and screamed all the time at other women in particular. friend worked with her for a few years and said was nightmare.

  89. 89
    The Rochdale Divvy says:

    They fecked up my bank and owe us a lot of money. Pay back your debts.

  90. 90
    Luciana's Burger says:

    Apparently Euan Blair only went out with her because she gave him his first blow job

  91. 91
    windmill dave says:

    “Very comprehensive”?

    Comprehensive is superlative you stupid fucking cow. It cannot be qualified by a comparative such as “rather” or “more”, nor yet by a superlative such as “most” or “very”. I bet you have “degrees” coming out of your ears but cannot write proper English.

    This kind of pig ignorant pomposity is typical of the ruling elite with it’s sanctimonious sense of entitlement. Tell your parents to get a refund on your school fees and for goodness sake learn to write English grammar.

  92. 92

    Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!

  93. 93
    Disco dave says:

    When will it all end, and we can all live in harmony


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