June 3rd, 2013

Osborne and Balls on Bilderberg Guest List

Selected guest list for this week Bilderberg meeting in Watford:

Chairman: Henri de Castries, Chairman and CEO, AXA Group
George Osborne, Chancellor of the Exchequer
Ed Balls, Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer
Kenneth Clarke, Cabinet Minister
Peter Mandelson, Chairman, Global Counsel; Chairman, Lazard International
Baroness Williams of Crosby, Member, House of Lords
Eric E. Schmidt, Executive Chairman, Google Inc.
José Manuel Barroso, President, European Commission
Timothy F Geithner, Former Secretary of the Treasury
Henry A. Kissinger, Chairman, Kissinger Associates, Inc.
Christine Lagarde, Managing Director, IMF
Marcus Agius, Former Chairman, Barclays plc
Jeff Bezos, Founder and CEO, Amazon.com
Sherard Cowper-Coles, Business Development Director, International, BAE Systems plc
Robert Dudley, Group Chief Executive, BP plc
Thomas Enders, CEO, EADS
J. Michael Evans, Vice Chairman, Goldman Sachs & Co.
François Fillon, Former French Prime Minister
John Kerr, Independent Member, House of Lords
John Micklethwait, Editor-in-Chief, The Economist
H.R.H. Princess Beatrix of The Netherlands
David H. Petraeus, General, U.S. Army (Retired)
Mark Rutte, Dutch Prime Minister
Peter D. Sutherland, Chairman, Goldman Sachs International

Politicians, bankers and arms dealers break bread…

The guest list in full can be seen here.


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    Christine Lagarde? Isn’t she under investigation for fraud?

  2. 2
    Toby Young says:

    Owen Jones’s co-conspiritor,Guido Fawkes reflects what the majority think of champagne socialists & their BS…………………..BOLLOCKS

  3. 3
    V1le disgusting Labour trashed my Country says:




  4. 4
    David Icky says:

    I think you’ll find shapeshifting lizards eat mice, not bread Guido.

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Oh come one. This is just click bait for every nutter on the internet.

  6. 6
    Steve Miliband says:

    Passing tax avoidance tips

  7. 7
    Koinkidink says:

    Bet they all play Cardinal Puff. My money’s on Beatrix.

  8. 8
    it's not that far from Slough says:

    come friendly bombs

  9. 9
    Bonking Boris says:

    bit to old for me !

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Will Baroness Williams be safe in that company?

  11. 11
    Steve Miliband says:

    Horrible cake – tastes of marzipan

  12. 12
    Davidc says:

    Think what a public benefactor a 21st century Guido Fawkes could be

  13. 13

    Hide the silver. I wouldn’t invite one of these within a mile of my home.

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    What are the canapes like?

  15. 15
    The taxpayer says:

    All of them rich enough to pay for their own bloody meetings

  16. 16
    LOL NOT FOR LONG says:

    Christine Lagarde, Managing Director, IMF

  17. 17
    Bodo says:

    You missed Mandelson, the lizard extraordinaire.

  18. 18
    Captain of Industry says:

    Looking forward to it, must remember to get people to polish my helicopter. That’s not a double-entendre, I have a helicopter.

  19. 19
    geekparent says:

    The venue like to give their address as Chandlers Cross. Media seems to have settled on Watford.

  20. 20
    Steve Miliband says:

    How is the Battenberg cake funded?

  21. 21
    Uncle Joe says:

    I’d happily sign off on this list indeed I’d add a few more names, they need culling to ensure that better cadre material can emerge from the Party ranks.

  22. 22
    Wayne Rooney says:

    I could give her a go.

  23. 23
    Brown 2.0 says:

    Ed Davey attacks papers who report ‘destructive’ climate sceptics
    Newspapers are wrong to give a “platform” for campaigners and groups that question whether climate change is caused by human activity, Ed Davey, the energy secretary, will say.



  24. 24
    SP4 BS says:

    Ken Clarke?
    Ed Balls?

    Them tricky lizard’s just playing with our minds.

  25. 25
    Back@woodsman says:

    works for me !

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    Aren’t you, Anonymous at June 3, 2013 at 2:56 pm, interested, at least a bit?

  27. 27
    Realpolitik says:

    Interesting line up.

    In reality, their overall power is continually waning as Ch!na / BRICs continue to grow economically.

    This lot are becoming yesterdays news, not helped with fraud investigations, allegations of indecent assault and the other allegations which generally erode credibility and ‘trust’.

    The c’unt Barrosso should be given a thorough kicking: Not clear why he is there unless this lot are in reality a bunch of communists.

  28. 28
    Toby Young says:

    Guido diverts the public from Cameron’s scandal.

  29. 29
    Lord Farridge of UKIP says:

    Some riff-raff are missing

    eg Davick Cameregg

  30. 30
    For Fucks Sake says:

    It seeems senior executives of banks fined billions still get invited…

    Are these people just rewarding fraud?

  31. 31
    Uncle Joe says:

    That little pansy still walking around? He’ll end up trussed up in his own handbag like that dress collecting NKVD agent of yours! Decedent weaklings the lot of you.

  32. 32
    Democracy Now says:

    Davey is unfit to be an MP in a democracy if he does not believe in open debate and a free press.

  33. 33
    SP4 BS says:

    Not entirely.

    The case revolves around some quite tricky details about how quickly a court case could be shoved through. Its a bit like deciding to settle out of court. It could have ended up more expensive.

    Of course, settling out of court when it means giving millions of quid from a government owned bank to a top politician is always going to be shaky ground.

  34. 34
    Titler Magazine says:

    Mandelson must be too busy lining up his next dirty deal offshore…

  35. 35
    Soccer nation says:

    No Footballers

  36. 36
    Uncle Joe says:

    Even more reason I should have them shot!

  37. 37
    Lord Stansted says:

    Baroness Williams of Crosby!!!!!! Jesu, Jesu please, give me strength!

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    What a list! Truly, God has abandoned us and embarked on a less ambitious project.

  39. 39
    Owen Jones says:

    Yesterday, the IDF facilitated the transfer of 228 trucks w/ 6,222 tons of goods to Gaza, including 220 tons of fruit.

  40. 40
    Legal Beagle says:

    Passing fraud tips…or worse…

    How many have presided over organisations fined billions for fraud?

  41. 41
    C.O.Jones says:

    By Ed Balls GRANNY FUEL TAX.

  42. 42
    Why Do We Allow French Frauds in the Country says:

    I wouldn’t trust her to tip the waiter.

  43. 43
    Herman Van Aerial Disease says:

    Troughers of the world unite!

  44. 44
    Legal Beagle says:

    Prince Bernhard of the Netherlands who foudned this gig set the tone,

    By taking a massive bung from Lockheed if I remember….

  45. 45
    not invited says:

    or Comedians
    or Church Folk

  46. 46
    Cancel Their Visas for the Public Good says:

    The whole den of pirates is a criminal gang.

  47. 47
    The voice of reason says:


  48. 48
    C.O.Jones says:

    They are great! We paid for them as well.

  49. 49
    No Impunity says:

    Not too old to arrest for war crimes

  50. 50
    Penfold says:

    Don’t you just hope and pray, for a very localised, lethal, SARS outbreak, in the Watford Area.


  51. 51
    Anonymous says:

    still up for it

  52. 52
    Jorge Orwell says:

    Quick, somebody tell the islamists that there’s a cartoonist in that hotel, drawing rude pictures of Mo the Pro

  53. 53
    This will only be catnip to conspirotards says:

    New World Order, Freemasons, Illuminati etc etc etc and other such tinfoil cack.

  54. 54
    Lord Stansted says:

    and no Tony.

  55. 55
    Peter Sutherland, Non-executive Chairman of Goldman Sachs and Head of Global Forum on Migration says:

    The EU must undermine the homogeneity of the member nation states because our prosperity depends on you becoming multicultural, low wage workers.


  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    Above you linked to the “guest list”, but don’t fall into that media-shill-trap – that list seems often to be incomplete (i.e. Obama, H. Clinton…). Sheep tricks!

  57. 57
    Said sayers saidly says:

    I think there was a Mexican drug-lord at a previous meeting. I mean, the law is but a mere inconvenience to proper Capitalists.

  58. 58
    I piss on muhammad says:

    Moohamad enjoyed sucking farts from the arseholes of homeless men in Mecca.

  59. 59
    Peter Sutherland, Non-executive Chairman of Goldman Sachs and Head of Global Forum on Migration says:

  60. 60
    Lord Stansted says:

    This might be the starter before the big one.

  61. 61
    Legal Beagle says:

    They missed Hold My Dick Diamond, the Sun of British Banking…

  62. 62
    Realpolitik says:

    No point. Several will likely shoot each other in order to survive, the others will be prosecuted or end up penniless.

    The problem for them is that they have broadly lost control of whatever it was they were trying to do in the first place.

    Why the UK tax payer is footing the bill for their security is one pertinent question.

    If their agenda has impaired the economic well being of the UK is another.

  63. 63
    A Stinky Rich Pirate says:

    But the waiters will be Romanian. It’s a nod to austerity.

  64. 64
    Legal Beagle says:

    Tony is sunning his tits on a beach in I s r a e a l

    Supervising the construction of a few more colonies….

    To create peace, of course…

  65. 65
    Sit Petra says:

    It’s not a tax. :-)

  66. 66
    The public says:

    They are a bunch of crooks. Far from protecting them, we should be arresting them.

  67. 67
    Owen Jones says:

    Ed Balls’ bollocks in perspective: The £100 million he would save on Winter Fuel Payments is about TWO DAYS’ worth of UK EU contributions.

  68. 68
    Confucius says:

    The righteous will win in the long term…

  69. 69
    Confucius says:

    And no Becks and Posh?

    They must be slipping….

  70. 70
    International Conspiracy says:

    What good do they do?

  71. 71
    Millipede says:

    Mummy, mummy, they haven’t invited me! Pleath can I go. Pwetty pleath.

  72. 72
    hate preachers says:

    If the hate preachers had known about six months they could brainwashed somebody and sent them in on a mercy mission.

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    I hope they are engaged in conspiracy because I doubt they would have any insights or worthwhile conversation otherwise. Such a bunch on non-entities who can only be conspiring against real people. Mediocrities love to flock together and feel superior to the hoi-polloi. It is like one of those Philip Green parties where he has to buy the guests air tickets so they attend and bribe them all with gift bags.

  74. 74
    SP4 BS says:

    reminds me more of Golgafrinchans

  75. 75
    The EU sexually abuses kittens and puts the leftovers in baby formula says:

    That is not correct.

    It was Barroso who sucks the farts from the homeless in Mecca when he was away on pilgrimage to discover his true political ideology.

  76. 76
    Enough is enough says:

    Mandy is on the Russian delegation ticket.

  77. 77
    Too big to jail says:

  78. 78
    C.O.Jones says:

    Yes it is. :)

  79. 79
    mad, swivel-eyed loon says:

    So, I’d just like to write out the agenda.

    NWO, OWG and globalisation.

  80. 80
    Mao Zedong says:

    Pay for their own security ?

  81. 81
    Billy frum coatbrig. says:

    Irish twirp

  82. 82
    Jimmy says:

    As opposed to the nuanced political analysis we’ve come to expect here?

  83. 83
    Little Timmy Geithner says:

  84. 84
    Bilderberg Owen Jones says:

    Mummy, why am I not on the guest list ?

  85. 85
    Anonymous says:

    Guess which Van Rompuy, head of the European Council was the choice and backed candidate of the Bilderberg Group?

    Don’t you just love the EU?

  86. 86
    A Towel says:

    There should only be 42 of them, but someone was taking bribes at the door.

  87. 87
    The Music of the Spheres says:

    I prefer ‘overture’.

  88. 88
    Robin Friday says:

    Could give a monkey’s about Bilderb0ll0x but nice golf course at The Grove. Played it a couple of times although massively overpriced.

  89. 89
    Anonymous says:

    This isn’t the right context to be talking democracy. Will world economics be impacted by this meeting? Of course. Will the public be privvy to the minutes? I very much doubt it

  90. 90
    Nick Clegg says:

    Whatever happened to that Olympic spirit and feel good from 2012 ?

  91. 91
    General Consensus says:

    The EU sucks ass and blows donkeys.

    That’s quite an impressive feat for the Commission if one thinks about it.

  92. 92
    Bonking Boris says:

    Never touch the stuff myself!

  93. 93
    mad, swivel-eyed loon says:

    Seems to be a few arms companies listed, the odd petro company, the usual politicians and people like Princess Beatrix.

    Of course, Bearty was due to retire a few years ago, but when Geert Wilders was doing well and him not being part of the establishment, she decided to stay on for several more years.

    Much like our own queenie has signed off every EU treaty under the sun and is about as patriotic about Britain, as a newly arrived Bangladeshi in Tower Hamlets.

    These words above does of course make a racist, fascist, homophobe, xenophobe, anti-semitic, Islamophobe, and all the rest.

    My answer to that is, bollocks, fuck off and come fight me.

    Everybody else, have a nice day.

  94. 94
    Patriot says:

    No, I hate it. Anti-democratic, authoritarian fraudsters.

  95. 95
    Phil the Greek says:

    My wife and I would not be seen dead with these people

  96. 96
    Billy frum coatbrig. says:

    Waynes in love with Irish lassies– names like Anne- marie– or indeed biddy Malone.

  97. 97

    A despicable bunch, one and all.

  98. 98

    Alexander Cameron QC, the Prime Minister’s brother, is the Head of Chambers of Three Raymond Buildings and is an expert in criminal law who took silk while still in his thirties and has followed it up with a series of virtuoso performances in the courtroom.

    His chambers represent Rebekah Brooks. Charlie Brooks once wrote in GQ: Alex Cameron is the star of our pack. The Legal wrote that he was well placed for civil/criminal crossover.

  99. 99
    Phil the Greek says:

    And no Pillaging Russian Oligarchs?

    Or are these people just fronting for them?

  100. 100
    General Consensus says:

    Vote Labour, for uncontrolled immigration and a totally shit day.

  101. 101
    C.O.Jones says:

    So how many black and ethnic people are going to this racist convention?

  102. 102
    G4S says:

    What, you mean when we couldn’t find enough immigrants to work for £6.19 an hour and the government had to call in the army & police and pay them out of taxpayer’s money.

    Meanwhile those running the Olympics made us pay for everything whilst they pocketed the money?

  103. 103
    general patreaus says:

    If only terrorists had any organisational abilities at all they would have done the job for us long ago!

  104. 104
    Dave should resign now says:

    The gift that keeps on giving.

  105. 105
    Patriot says:

    You are your fucking government killed it, you stupid mong.

  106. 106
    SP4 BS says:

    I’d much rather know about sexy celebs taking drugs.

  107. 107
    Insider says:

    I have just got hold of the Bilderberg agenda for the first day

    Their opening session is on (wait for it)…


    Rolling off the fucking floorboards………….

    PS They must shurely bring Mandy on as the Dancing Chairlady of Ethics and Everything Bent….

  108. 108
    Jack says:

    One thing they have in common is their globalist belief that there should be no borders and world governance. A perfect example is Goldman Sachs Peter Sutherland who is on record as saying –

    “the European Union, in my view, should be doing its best to undermine any sense of our homogeneity and difference from others”.


    “Last year, during the Arab revolutions, the EU missed a historic opportunity to begin weaving together the two sides of the Mediterranean.” (That’s why they hate Golden Dawn with a passion, as what they really object to is the fact that ordinary Greeks want to keep Greece Greek.)


    “opposition to greater globalisation is morally indefensible”.

    That in a nutshell is really what they are all about. Working out how to destroy independent nations and separate peoples. Any nation, group, or individual who disagrees with them gets the treatment whether from their media or hijacked national defence forces who do what they are told, which is now usually not in the interests of the countries they are supposed to be defending but the globalists.

  109. 109
    Proverbs Book 3 says:

    Cowper-Coles and Kerr are ex-FCO mandarins I think. No wonder our foreign policy has been fucked over the years.

  110. 110
    Let's arm Syrian rebels says:

    Because Syria doesn’t have a Rothschild style central bank and we don’t control all the oil contracts.

  111. 111
    Said sayers saidly says:

    Does this list include people who are due to join the meetings remotely? You know, people who may have double-booked a family holiday at exactly the same time?

  112. 112
    Proverbs Book 3 says:

    Modulated – silly me, try again:

    roverbs Book 3 says:
    Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    June 3, 2013 at 3:40 pm

    Cowper-C**es and Kerr are ex-FCO mandarins I think. No wonder our foreign policy has been fucked over the years.

  113. 113
    Common Purpose says:

    They have their own racist conventions elsewhere. Don’t worry about it.

  114. 114
    Proverbs Book 3 says:

    Ah, that’s better..

  115. 115
    Cliff Richard says:

    Dismay! I do like to see those boys running around in their shorts!

  116. 116
    Insider says:

    He’s a fucking judge as well

    No conflict of interest, of course

  117. 117
    Matilda says:

    That is a very self-destructive suggestion Sir.

  118. 118
    fook ALL the Blairs says:

    No Blair?

  119. 119
    Well I never says:

    Is this the ugly bint Shirley?

  120. 120
    Realpolitik says:

    But their model of globalization, like liberal multiculturalism in Europe, has failed.

    Slapping around a few weakened despots is one thing, but against real powers like Russ!a, Ch!na and what is emergent in Latin America at present, they are useless.

    Attempting to build the temple on sludge, which is their model, yields an unstable building that looks crap.

    It is the strength of the individual scaled to a strong culture upon which good societies / economies are built.

    The fatal flaw to the globalist model, especially on the diversity line, is that they expected to be able to seek equality with those who they absorbed from. Their mistake was that they absorbed the crap which others did not want, and now those others are doing well, they do not really want anything to do with the losers who took their crap off their hands.

    The losers who have been absorbed are now turning on their new hosts.

  121. 121
    Matilda says:

    Is Sutherland the one that used be a big cheese in Ireland a while ago? If so, that explains why those folk had to redo their referendum that they rejected first time round.

    Goldbog’s man takes over the BoE shortly. Does one suppose that this meeting being held in a nondescript township in England of all places at this time is merely coincidence?

  122. 122
    Oops, that's walford says:


  123. 123
    capitalsim says:

    this is late capitalism in action folks. secretive politicians and their corporate leaders, deciding OUR futures.

    bet Farage can’t wait for his invite

  124. 124
    Insider says:

    This man has his head so firmly up his ass that he can only see shooting stars

    He makes me think of Empty Ed’s Chief of Staff

    So much white stuff that he

  125. 125
    Champagne ready for your departure Tone says:

    I do hope he is sunbathing, and without suntan.

    An open invitation to cancer.

  126. 126
    Matilda says:

    WHY do these people ALWAYS seem to emerge from the plethora of the Chosen Ones? The new US Secretary of the Treasury is also yet another. His name is Jacob Few. He was misnamed at birth as his folks wanted to call him Chosen.

  127. 127
    Matilda says:

    Indeed it it, but the clincher is that Balls has been invited as the Joker. He is clearly there as a diversion from the rest of the plotters.

  128. 128
    Anonymous says:

    Include in the guest list

    Sam Cam and Boris

  129. 129
    Matilda says:

    * it is

  130. 130

    Blogger and tweeter Olly Cromwell, …was found guilty of calling a councillor the C word on twitter, [and] was sentenced at a court hearing in Bromley… The judge handed out a 12 month community service order AND a 5 year restraining order against Olly Cromwell following a twitter trial in April where he was found guilty, under Section 127 of the Communications Act 2003, of making a grossly offensive and menacing comment towards a Bexleyheath councillor. Maxfarquar

    All he did was call the councillor a сunt.

  131. 131
    Dave says:

    Include in the guest list

    Boris and Sam Cam

  132. 132
    Raving Loon says:

    I would be interested to know the UKIP stance on this. I know Mr Batten has made a few comments on this but I wonder if Nigel or anyone else in the Purple team had a view?

  133. 133
    Matilda says:

    Yes – that’s why Balls was invited, purely as a distraction from the main business.

  134. 134
    C.O.Jones says:

    Any major business that had no minority representation in their senior ranks AT ALL would be highlighted and scapegoated.

  135. 135
    Insider says:

    Which was undoubtedly true


    No news on the shagging middle-agers?

  136. 136
    Matilda's Granny says:

    Yes, it is a ‘warmth tax’.

  137. 137
    Herman Van Aerial Disease says:

    RIP freedom of speech.. what a bunch of ©unts..

  138. 138
    Common Purpose says:

    That is probably a typo. There is an ‘n’ missing.

    It is a discussion on how to destroy Britain.

  139. 139
    it,s small change. says:

    keep the change.
    the world is no evidence.b there and not.
    the singh is the kingmaker.

  140. 140
    Matilda's Granny says:

    Are the Illuminati and the Trilateral Commission well represented this time round?

  141. 141
    Matilda's Granny says:

    SARS = Some Ammunition Required Soonest

  142. 142
    Jack says:

    They did have a view, but views are becoming less strident and more like the liblabcon for every new City and big business donor that switches to them from the Tories and every meal Farage has with the likes of Murdoch, who said he liked some of UKIP but they have it wrong on immigration. So you can see that the more popular they become the less likely they will do what they originally put forward.

  143. 143
    leavusalone enquiry says:

    I was going to amplify your remarks about Southerland and his ilk but I couldn’t formulate anything with the remotest possibility of passing moderation.

  144. 144
    Believe it or not says:

    He’s British on the way to a world record this evening.

    Europe from top to bottom on a Bike

    Please donate…Lupus Research. Very Worthwhile


  145. 145
    hmmm says:

    and how much is this costing us, again?????????

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  147. 147
    Matilda's Granny's Cat Litter says:

    More jobs for the yobs then, innit.

  148. 148
    Pleb says:

    I would not be sorry if there were a major lapse in security.

  149. 149
    Google says:

    Wikipedia says his name is Allan Alexander Cameron.

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    Flush them out says:


  151. 151
    Matilda's Granny's Cat Litter says:

    It was never alive in the first place actually. All BBC propaganda department bollocks.

    Oh! Is a tray of cat litter allowed to say that on here?

  152. 152
    Curly says:

    Anyone know who last borrowed the guillotine?

  153. 153
    Pocket Billiards says:

    Bet a few kids homes will be raided for this meeting.

  154. 154
    Flush them out says:

    Why did they choose such a Godforsaken hotel?

    They must be worried about the People getting the piano wire out, methinks…

  155. 155
    Curly says:

    By ‘minority representation’ we assume you mean those tribalists who live at the eastern end of the Med?

  156. 156
    Lord Bell-End cleaing up wikipedia says:

    Amazon and Google wish to announce that they will pay no tax in the UK at al until further notice…


  157. 157
    Bent and buggered says:

    Very interesting – a must read (even if just for background filling). There is but one common denominator – the worldwide Chosen Ones.

  158. 158
    Dee Lusional says:

    What happened to the pizza then?

  159. 159
    Sir Mary Flappes. says:

    Who do I want to praise?
    Who do I want to praise?
    Who do I want to praise?
    ……..The Owl.

  160. 160
    Bent and buggered says:

    It coincides with the Goldy takeover at the BoE. A high profile event in say London would draw unnecessary attention to their proceedings.

    Has there yet been any mention of this forthcoming meeting in the MSM or tellybox stations?

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  162. 162
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    How appropriate is it that, in the film Casino, the name of the “casino boss” puppet played by Kevin Pollak was Phil Green, chosen to “head” the casino because he didn’t know much of anything and what’s more, he didn’t WANT to know any more than he did? Which is kind of how many people view discussions of the Bilderberg crowd– they don’t know anything about them, and, if the rumours about them are true, you don’t WANT to know anything, it’s safer that way.

  163. 163
    leavusalone enquiry says:

    Marcus Agius, disgraced ex-Barclays bankster, still member of BBC executive board, prominent Roman Catholic married to a Rothschild, early career at Lizards.

  164. 164
    Mr Hodges says:

    the old should set fire to their own legs – they dont use ‘em

  165. 165
    Anonymous says:

    Or hedging their bets.

  166. 166
    Bent and buggered says:

    In for a penny… Ollie should have called that judge a Hunt too just to make sure the fuckwit on the bench got the message.

  167. 167
    Molly Tov-Koktail says:

    Will Ollie’s community service include doing the weeding the judge’s garden and cleaning his car?

  168. 168
    Enough is enough says:

    So is Tulisa ?!

  169. 169
    Maximus says:

    6,002 tons of pizza!?!

  170. 170
    Enough is enough says:

  171. 171
    Maximus says:

    should have said hoon

  172. 172
    The Original Ol' Crummy says:

    He should have stayed with “juggler, whoremaster, drunkard and swindler.”
    If he would emulate me, ’tis good practice to do things as the Master does.
    It dismays, though, that he is punished for speaking truth.
    And the Bexleyheath Council ought probably stand down, for all the good they are doing lately.

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    None at all.

    The problem as I see it is that the courts demand very vigorous proof. But if its in, you can’t see it and well… if its out, its not in.

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    Matilda says:


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    Under these circumstances, you are probably right.

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    Must Be Another Geezer, Then, says:

    Thought he owned a football ground in Spain?

  177. 177
    Peter Sutherland, Non-executive Chairman of Goldman Sachs and Head of Global Forum on Migration says:

    Sure and all now, I was a 100% Irish Attorney General of Ireland through and through – whenever I could take some time off from kissing the blarney stone and drinking down some guinness, anyway.

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    Thrill seeker says:

    But it would be fun. At least for some people.

  179. 179
    Ho Chi Minh says:

    They have one that works in the museum in Saigon, if you want to borrow it. It beats renting pandas from the Chinese.

  180. 180
    Corporatism is not Capitalism says:

    There’s not one capitalist in the entire line up.

  181. 181
    Ginger Lacey says:

    And they got a crock of shite fighter as well!

  182. 182
    keep the change. now that the son is out of the way. says:

    the house that sam built.
    deal…is what sau
    singh got the knowledge.
    dawn unda.
    ….shared it with the iou.
    ……….the guru.da.wars are expanding.
    …the reward is the service.
    the seetner is deadli.
    ….it is small change world now.

  183. 183
    Farage against the Machine! says:

    I shall be hosting an alternative meeting of the great and the good at the Watford Central Traveloge.

    Please let me know if you want the all you can eat breakfast buffet & I MUST have the £6.95 supplement in advance.

  184. 184
    keep the change. now that the son is out of the way. says:

    theybcannot feal with the ant.
    but don,t b an ant up the royalbackside,
    the PC is protected.
    ….no police record.
    the secret is
    the view which matters is the sidenview.
    turn 90 degrees or keep the car in.

  185. 185
    michael cunting parkinson says:

    i’ve met shit tonnes of interesting people but haven’t been mentioned in the guido comments section recently so for as little as 5quid a month you can assure that this sorry situation never happens again. in return for your subscription you’ll get regular tweets whenever i post on this blog and a free biro that is personalized with my own skidmarks.

  186. 186
    Jack Ketch says:

    In the oh, so, conservative 1950s, the Goons got away with saying the same thing over and over again, live on-air–they were just clever enough to call people a “Right Charlie”, ” A Berk”, a Country Member and son. People should just go back to being less coarse.

  187. 187
    tips says:

    keep the change.broy.
    who is in the tate.
    the tate.
    the 5 star.
    the nu.
    it all rayal now.
    whonis muslim mango…aam.
    who is quality ju.
    it came out in the mid.day sun.

  188. 188
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Bilderberg is a like an old fashioned version of linked-in for global elites.

    Networking for the rich and powerful, without having a load of IT consultants getting in the way.

  189. 189
    BBC Dept of Correctness says:

    No cancer for Chosen.

    We has the technology.

  190. 190
    The Admiral says:

    Hmmm. First year I’ve missed… bugger.

  191. 191
    Portfolio says:

    What lucky Girls….

  192. 192
    BBC Dept of Correctness says:

    Still feeling great about the pleb-free Zil lanes, thanks. Isn’t socialism great!

  193. 193
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    I don’t suppose Nige got an invite.

  194. 194
    Jim says:

    Wot no Dave?

  195. 195
    Anonymous says:

    And these are our best representatives for Interstellar talks?

  196. 196
    nmj says:

    Do you seriosly expect anyone to waste 9m09s of their lives listening to that piece of bent crap.

  197. 197
    Nothing Better To Do says:

    We just need a couple of B52s and a few tons of cluster munitions and the world would be a better place.

  198. 198
    Anonymous says:

    Mandy Lizard Chairman

  199. 199
    cotedebeaune says:

    That’s what the four-by-two Kissinger thought about Vietnam but times 1000

  200. 200
    writer's 9d. says:

    mmmm. My shares are booming since he’s been in charge though. Get in quick!!!

  201. 201
    Vanilla Bags says:

    Papa Bear’s not on the list this year – will Charlie Skelton still do a cake run for other OAP’s?

  202. 202
    Tom Catesby says:

    The dangerous and the dodgy. Who is picking up the bill for security etc?

  203. 203
    Tom Catesby says:

    ‘Early career at LIZARDS’, very appropriate.

  204. 204
    Tom Catesby says:

    Seriously dangerous people.

  205. 205
    Iano says:

    Hey Guido You left out P Mandelson (standing in for T Blair) and D Petraeus (ditto for B Obama). Key players in the Bilderberg ring.

  206. 206
    Gaston says:

    Unelected. Unaccountable. Off the grid. Inscrutable.

    Parliamentary sockpuppets be damned. The published guest list reveals the cabal that is the real world government.

  207. 207
    Pickled Wizard says:

    Mustafa Koc! – no wonder Mandys going

  208. 208
    cleveland steamer says:

    let’s hope that fella turns up safe and sound, hey benneth.

  209. 209
    Rage Against the Political Elite says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha.. So we really are fu-ked then? These are part of the same educated fools that have fu-ked the global economy.. Any one fancy another War.. or how about training and financing a few more Islamic terrorists especially in Syria.. We know how that will end up.. Look what training and arming the Taliban did.. I suppose we can always trust in the Political Elite do their best in controlling the biggest Cluster Fu-k of all time.

  210. 210
    Rage Against the Political Elite says:

    Couldn’t do that otherwise it might damage the Heroin business.. and you know that MR BIG who makes all that money from the Illegal drug business.. Cui Bono

  211. 211
    Rage Against the Political Elite says:

    Ask Davey.. Where the Fu-k has all the CO2 gone.. Its freezing

  212. 212
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Why haven’t I been invited? I would give Christine Lagarde one for sure. Boaz

  213. 213
    Anonymous says:

    Thanks for covering this Guido, hopefully more than the Guardian with give this proper attention this year. I’m not counting on it…

  214. 214
    Dave A says:

    What an absolute shower

  215. 215
    Anonymous says:

    Cowper-Coles – in Paris the morning Diana died.

  216. 216
    Anonymous says:

    And they forgot to list the contingent of reptoids from the 4th dimension who will be materialising to further brief the assemblage.. David Icke, BEWARE!

  217. 217

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