May 29th, 2013

High Court High Noon For Hancock LibDem Statement in Full

“Following Mike Hancock’s receipt of legal papers in a High Court civil action, Nick Clegg has asked the Chief Whip to convene an urgent meeting under the disciplinary procedures of the parliamentary party between Nick Clegg, Simon Hughes, the Chief Whip and Mike Hancock. 

Mike Hancock strenuously denies the accusations made in the civil action. We are not prejudging the outcome of the case, but given the seriousness of the allegations, Nick Clegg has instructed the Chief Whip to invoke the disciplinary procedures of the party.”

He says he won’t jump before he’s pushed…


  1. 1
    lojolondon says:

    What on earth has he done now?? Couldn’t happen to a nicer chap!

  2. 2
    fingers crossed says:

    Another scalp?

  3. 3
    JH92398921938120 says:

    Farewell, you dodgy little twat. A huge, huge walking security risk.

  4. 4
    Snaplegs says:

    No mention of it on the news???

  5. 5
    PUPPPU says:

    On BBC Website. In The News, Portsmouth. On BBC South News. Do I smell a bi-election coming this way :)

  6. 6
    The neo nuts looney loons says:

    Oh dear…cross hairs

  7. 7
    Conmen says:

    Maybe they’ll set up another never ending inquiry.

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Are Ukip about to get another opportunity to reduce the use of laxatives in LibLabCon?

  9. 9
    Olga Legova says:

    He very nice man, sweaty.

  10. 10
    Enough is enough says:

    No more EU, no more LibLabCon, enough is enough.

    Vote UKIP.

  11. 11
    Handycock says:

    I need a haircut.

  12. 12
    Rats says:


  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    I bet the young lady took advantage of poor old Mike, a loyal & devoted husband!

  14. 14
    Better Late than Never says:

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

    The libdems are an embarrassing footnote in the UKs political history.

    Good riddance.

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    Kiss me once, but don't kiss me twice, SWEETHEART! says:

    mmm, Russian spies – a shag or secrets, which will I choose? Ey Mike?

  17. 17
    As I remember says:

    The Limp Dums are stuffed full of Huhnes.

  18. 18
    Boris Carloffe says:

    Could this lead to UKIP’s first MP? Will Farrage stand?

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  20. 20
    question time says:

    Who paid for the Woolwich murderers to travel abroad for terrorist training?

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  22. 22
    Newsflash says:

    Ukip are the lib dems.

  23. 23
    CarryHole is a fat homunculus says:

    Looking at the scam of immigrant housing for taxpayer cash, I think the rent-seekers have gerrymandered it up tight.

  24. 24
    Newsflash says:

    in disguise.

  25. 25
    CarryHole is a fat homunculus says:

    LABCON seem to be more likely candidate.

  26. 26
    Laser Eye says:


  27. 27
    Kiss me once, but don't kiss me twice, SWEETHEART! says:

    Twats are quite streamlined these days, I have heard – bit of bum fluff on their top clit I have heard, only. well that is what I have been told, discovering it with milfs these days.

  28. 28
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Probably funded with Labour’s lavish welfare payments for scroungers to get free money without anything asked for in return.


  29. 29
    Punka Wallah says:

    Oh goodness blightmy we are up creek with no paddle.

  30. 30
    Socialism = starvation says:

    He won’t be disqualified as an MP by being sued in the High Court.

  31. 31
    jim murfi's barba at gillettes koroner. says:

    both muslims and sikhs have beards.
    the ice.cream at zion park is sharp…but the analysis is on the other side of a class worthies.
    .is the gillette builling empty? bthe ski bildng nearby is full.
    a class from mercedesbenz has beards. should they be shaved?
    b,erd… all about being heard. The beardies need to become stone cold deaf.

  32. 32
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Trouble at t’Lodge then eh, for the lodgemen – and all them secret secrets – fucking pathetic wankers who have to hunt in packs ‘cos they can’t make it in the real world on their own … pitiful and full of piss fucking masons as ever.

  33. 33
    Punka Wallah says:

    Jolly gosh them tory tossers are bad as bad as well but what can we do but vote UKIP

  34. 34
    Socialism = starvation says:

    Meanwhile at the BBC: If proven, is liability vicarious? A drop in the ocean for licence-funded abusers.

  35. 35
    Punka Wallah says:

    Jolly good for UKIP then

  36. 36
    Enough is enough says:

    This bi-election is a crucial litmus test for the tories and limp dims.

    UKIP are basically starting with nothing, we know they will get a medal, but will it be bronze, silver or gold.

    The more interesting question is who will the voters hate most and boot off the podium to come 4th…. lib, lab or con….. Embarrassing…..

    The bi-election will show the irrelavance of the LibLabCon to the electorate.

    General Election 2010: Portsmouth South
    Party Candidate. Votes % ±%
    Liberal Democrat Mike Hancock 18,921 45.9 +4.2
    Conservative Flick Drummond 13,721 33.3 −0.4
    Labour John Ferrett 5,640 13.7 −8.7
    UKIP Robert Robinson 876 2.1 −0.2

  37. 37
    Punka Wallah says:

    I fan my own farts by the way jolly good sirs

  38. 38
    Kiss me once, but don't kiss me twice, SWEETHEART! says:

    fuck a shave and a haircut, how about some Grecian 2000?

  39. 39
    Enough is enough says:

    Vote Labour, get EU

  40. 40
    Enough is enough says:

    Vote tory, get EU

  41. 41
    Enough is enough says:

    Vote lib dems, get EU

  42. 42
    Enough is enough says:

    Vote liblabcon, get fcuked

  43. 43
    Kiss me once, but don't kiss me twice, SWEETHEART! says:

    song for the beeb, where they live in.

  44. 44
    Saffron says:

    About time that handycocky was brought to book.
    Cleggover and his Libdumb chums are crap and so are the cons for supporting this lot of opportunists.
    Liebour I won’t comment on as they are so far adrift from what people in this country are thinking and saying about red ed and his communist union backers I don’t really need to go further with this.
    IMHO this country is being run by a bunch of politico’s who are clueless and only interested in their own survival.
    UKIP are a breath of fresh air and are saying it as it is,without the usual lies trotted out by the other three.
    The other three are a bunch of EUSSR to–ers who would sell us down the road of not being a nation state,do you really want this.

  45. 45
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Not watching QT – but what happened to that coulson loyal blog [seems to have gone walkies] – did I tell too many truths on it about the fucking criminal legal fraternity or wot?

    WHEN ARE THERE GOING TO BE ‘INDICTMENTS’ AGAINST THE VAST MAJORITY OF THE LEGAL FRATERNITY FOR THEIR ‘Collective conspiring to conceal multitudes of criminal Acts and Offences OVER DECADES against the public AND In The Public Interest?

    Vote UKIP – and split the Rses of the 3 party stooges who are an af’front’ to the British Public and every decent moral human being in the 21st Century.

  46. 46
    Hey Guido, why don't you report on this? says:

    Bilderberg meeting.

  47. 47
    kanta singh says:

    tech is the kindtenna and e.motion the kien.tent.

  48. 48
    Kiss me once, but don't kiss me twice, SWEETHEART! says:

    by the way, info for, there is a high ratio of gay boys work in modding. See how long this comment will last here.

    Anyway, song for such, I love them too,

  49. 49
    Basil Brash says:

    Hancock’s last half hour!

  50. 50
    Enough is enough says:

    BBC Newsnight.
    Gavin Esler I think, speaking to Polish Foreign Minister Radek Sikorski in studio about whether the UK shoud just get on and leave the EU.

    Radek replied, ” I was speaking with your deputy prime minister Nick Clegg earlier today and he told me it was extremely unlikely that Britain would vote to leave the EU…”

    Cue embarrassing pause from news night interviewer and quickly onto the next question…

    But what polls has Nick Clegg been reading…. He’s clearly got it wrong…

    But can you imagine what that idiot caMoron says behind closed doors to Merkel and other EU leaders….

  51. 51
    Kiss me once, but don't kiss me twice, SWEETHEART! says:

    Vote PC/SNP, you know it makes sense English. :)

  52. 52
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Are there any of them that aren’t closet gays, sex pests, alkies or just plain weird.

  53. 53
    Dave Cameron's trembling quim says:

    Boom, boom!

  54. 54
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Ith it my blank thyeet of paper ??

  55. 55
    I'm being as polite as i can with this window licking retard says:

    Fuck Off you sheep shagging knob head , and shove your pathetic video clips up your sad lonely Welsh arse !

  56. 56
    Kiss me once, but don't kiss me twice, SWEETHEART! says:

    David Dimblebug, makes me bilious and spew – can’t stand the man, totally. Song for him.

    Met Alison in 1989, in Trent Park – ok, she is not classic lady that stirs loins, but she stirred mine, with my body chemistry handsome and a mix of pretty. ;)

  57. 57
    ████ 'changed my tune ' Hoon says:

    As an hoonourable LibDem MP he should do the decent thing and lie through his teeth.

  58. 58
    kanta singh with a beard. says:

    it is said that heat from the tongue melts it.
    not the content of the sun.
    tons of que.
    eer or een.
    all roads lead to the rn. the naval nurse and the maid.
    if beards are getting so much attention then they must be th new royalty.

  59. 59
    Kiss me once, but don't kiss me twice, SWEETHEART! says:

    WATFORD! fuck me! Thanks. I love strange true news. Many thanks again.

  60. 60
    kanta singh with a beard. says:

    m is also rn.
    r is also a cross.
    n a not.
    m turn 90 degees is a 3.
    3 nts or 3 crosses.
    nuts are mental.
    cross is just .is cross
    z b4 and .

  61. 61
    David Miliband says:

    Even Brutus committed suicide.

  62. 62
    Boris Carloffe says:

    Oh Dear oh dear oh dear whats going to happen.
    The voters have sussed Clegg & co out and noone will ever vote for them again.
    Cameron hasn’t got a hope in hell of getting in again, and now te voters trust Milliband less than the most pathetic prime minister ever, a chap who should have spent his life on the dole and saved this country from ruin.

    What is to happen?

  63. 63
    Kiss me once, but don't kiss me twice, SWEETHEART! says:

    pardon? I am 51, so you will have to translate that biscuit for me, youth.

  64. 64
    Anonymous says:

    I dont know what your post means, its nonesense

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    I can see why you wouldnt know from personal experience, you sound like a pervert.

  66. 66
    Kiss me once, but don't kiss me twice, SWEETHEART! says:

    Fav track interpreted by some nutter for a Sheffield Human League track, to a bit of Stephen King book and film, nuts it is, we could say,

  67. 67
    Blowing Whistles says:

    It IS THE END – of politics as we (know it) have been ‘told / sold it’ by the fucking political footsoldiers of the political stooges across the spoken of divided press / msm.

    Did you know that the BBC and Gruniad are deliberately set up to “be seen to be throwing dirt at Israel” [Israel needs its ‘controlled detractors] – when in FACT many jws have ‘organised it all that way … Now isn’t that a good trick eh?

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:

    I doubt it,Nigel looks as bad as Hancock in his Arthur Daley coats and fag clamped permanently in his mouth, yuk.

  69. 69
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Hancock has his Tory counterpart in Beesley down at Bournemouth Borough Council – Oh yes … he’s also a fucking criminal mason.

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    Wouldnt they let you join BLOW? cant say im surprised, they have certain standards and you obviously dont meet them, effing and blinding like a drunk.

  71. 71
    Kiss me once, but don't kiss me twice, SWEETHEART! says:

    JG Ballard

  72. 72
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Take it from me your brain has been ‘addled’ by the pills you have been ‘willingly taking’ – to give you the impression that they are ‘helping you’ – they’re not. You are One Mad addled in yeur brain fucker me old son. Stay off / get off of the pills – they don’t work “they just make you worse”.

  73. 73
    Not missing Common Purpose Camoron says:

    Dave’s been hiding for some time now. Did we miss him ? No. If he didn’t come back from his holiday would we miss him ? No.

  74. 74
    Nick "They call me 'Nickers,' 'coz I'm pants" Clegg MP says:

    This whole mess has me “tyred” out, anyway.

  75. 75
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Your ‘constant’ and ‘pitiful’ ‘attempts’ to smear me directly, and to ‘distract’ from the content of what I have posted for some time (If you can see ‘above the use of the colloquial English) have all been largely NOTED.

    Any Mouse – you are pathetic – but hey – keep trying to smear me – AND I WILL KEEP ON TELLING THE TRUTH ANYWAY AND AS IT IS.

  76. 76
    Kiss me once, but don't kiss me twice, SWEETHEART! says:

    song for JG Ballard, by via Little Boots/Vikki Hesketh, from Blackpool, who I would wish, to sit on my personal knees, and bounce her five foot frame, up and down, to make me silly, ;)

  77. 77
    Blowing Whistles says:

    As a quick afterthought – why don’t you direct your “Pipsqueaking” at the Elephant in every houshold in the Uk that is the EU’s UNaudited accounts … Go To motherfucker…

  78. 78
    Blowing Whistles says:

    You really are a booooring Hunt Any Mouse.

  79. 79
    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    Probably not.

  80. 80
    Blowing Whistles says:

    When is Ken Clarke going to voluntarily give evidence in a criminal trial that he has not abused peron/s for his own dirty fag ends?

  81. 81
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Just one big problem with Hammond and his ‘email snooping’ – He stated the word “COULD” – and that’s the problem – ‘could’ is a very wishy washy word that legals use every day to imply – facts – when they are lying through their injudicial jargonistic rhetorical of the truth Rses.

  82. 82
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Boston – ‘More than a feeling’ that the FiBbIng done a false flag …

    Woolwich – ‘More than a feeling’ that the MFI’s done a timely mirror job

    jus saying like?

  83. 83
    MB. says:

    SNP having to cover for one of their MSPs

    “Scottish Government forced to intervene on loose-mouthed Russell blunder in Campbeltown”

  84. 84
    Kiss me once, but don't kiss me twice, SWEETHEART! says:

    Love Carmarthen, was born there in 1962, January ten, in an actual house in their parish – St. Peters fellow I am known as – I can stride through Carmarthen as if I own it sort of. They love they do, and when my dad pops his clogs off, that is where I will head off to live. It is my home town in my deep heart.

    Song for it,

  85. 85
    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    You should be happy BW.

    You have just been trolled by Anonymous n.

    Keep it up, you must be doing something right.

    The ranks are finally shifting by degree’s, if you catch the drift. Watch, and ease the rhetoric a bit. You may accidentally alienate those who would otherwise be friends.

  86. 86
    Fink tank says:

    I bet you belong to some nazi reenactment society.
    Are you a corporal in the Das Reich Herne Hill military society. All booted up nicely of a Sunday when the three other members come round in their brown shirts to discuss “J’ish Supremacy”

    “Have. Another beer kamerad! I’ll tell you a tale of how Obama and Merkel are Juicers!”

    I’d rather have the mossies spouting their bullshit bollocks than your bigoted racism

  87. 87
    Dave should resign now says:

    Lib Dems – Just about finished.

    Will likely end up UKIP / Labour two party state.

    UKIP will be augmented by the actual Conservatives.

    With luck the ‘third way’ social democrat communitarian b/s politics (Blair / Cameron) is going to be consigned to the dustbin permanently.

    UKIP will likely be dominant dependent on what happens with the EU moving forward. That being they will remain dominant whilst the EU exists, and particularly whilst the UK is a member irrespective of any referendum.

  88. 88
    The gay mafia says:

    Those drugs that aren’t helping mad Taffy…perhaps you could try taking them?
    Stop your paranoid delusions maybe?

  89. 89
    Dave should resign now says:

    You cannot be racist towards a religion.


    You cannot be racist towards a religion.

  90. 90
    Displaced Brummie says:

    At bloody last!

  91. 91
    Justine Rigden says:

    Al Muhajiroun allegedly an MI-6 front ?

    Omar Bakri’s daughter Yasmin a pole dancer ?

    My Michael known to MI-5 since 2003 ? And working for them ?

    Well, I can’t go back now.

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    1) All of you posts are nonsense.
    2) Learn to spell nonsense you fucking mongoloid.

  93. 93
    Anonymous says:

    Takes one to know one.

  94. 94
    Aberystwyth Mon Amour says:

    1) All of your posts are nonsense.
    2) Learn to spell your you fucking mongoloid.

    And if point 2 needs a comma well you know where to stick it. Because that is a grammatical point not spelling, so fuck off you filthy sheep muncher.

  95. 95
    A Psychiatrist says:

    Seek help. You are a retard.

  96. 96
    High Chair says:

    It is such a pity. Liberalism is not, in itself too tobjectionable. Nor is democracy.

    Of course, the Libdems believe in and practice neither.

  97. 97
    All the fun of a lynching but without the mess says:

    When is the party?

  98. 98
    A Modest Proposal says:

    Would it not be kinder just to set up a psychiatic hospital with a of replica chambers in it like the Houses of Parliament and put all of the current crop of MPs in there?

  99. 99
    albacore says:

    Why train the cross-hairs on hapless Hancock?
    Lock every LibLabCon neck on the block
    For decades they’ve fed us a steaming crock
    And now the remorseless tick of the clock
    So tolls and deafens you can see it knock
    The nation that so long was solid rock
    Will you suffer traitors to smash and mock?
    Drag the damned lot of them into the dock

  100. 100
    Anonymous says:

    Another Welsh tit. As if this blog didn’t have enough of the retards already.

  101. 101
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    Stubborn to the bitter end.

    If he stays he will be destroyed by the media.

    If he goes his party will be destroyed by Ukip.

  102. 102
    Blowing Willies says:

    In other words, cool it you pisshead.

  103. 103
    Kiss me once, but don't kiss me twice, SWEETHEART! says:


  104. 104
    Kiss me once, but don't kiss me twice, SWEETHEART! says:

    seems I have trolling down to a fine form. :)

    TIDY! arse wank English torys. pathetic. children.

  105. 105
    Mandy the floater says:

    He’s only an amateur.

  106. 106
    Pervs Я Us says:

    Shh ! Don’t mention our foot fetish.

  107. 107
    Wuzzy Fuzzy says:

    Looks like too much haggis was consumed.

  108. 108
    Three Legs OK, Four Legs Rubbish says:

    Who cares? He’s a dog turd beneath the shoe of our democracy

  109. 109
    Rejoice! Rejoice! Rejoice! says:

    “The finance ministers of the EU member states, including Mr George Osborne, have agreed to provide an additional €7.3 billion for the 2013 budget, as the first tranche of an overall figure that will eventually reach €11.2 billion.”

    So Cameron’s ‘great EU budget victory’ was all just hot air and yet more lies. The greasy Bilderberger toffs, need expunging from public life forever.

  110. 110
    Tedious social marxist says:

    Do you have anything to say apart from regurgitating the same old puritanical PC / social marxism shite, in post after post anonymong?

  111. 111
    Tedious welsh marxist, with absolutely no life at all says:

    4:06 am ?

    You really don’t have a life or any friends do you?

  112. 112
    Big Cyril says:

    I was in a category all of my own.

  113. 113
    Newsflash says:

    Stop wanking. Ukip will not get one seat at the real election. They will come behind the lib dems.

  114. 114
    William says:

    Michael Foot? Surely not.

  115. 115
    Rip van Wrinkle says:

    No you got that wrong. Clegg told him it was extremely unlikely that Britain would vote….period.

  116. 116
    Cypriot bank customer says:

    You can have mine. Boaz.

  117. 117
    Michael Foot says:

    I was a metric martyr.

  118. 118
    Common Purpose is evil says:

    Yes the hate preachers on £25k a year top invalidity benefits but British woman with heart and lung transplant told fit to work.

  119. 119
    Anonymous says:

    There’s only one medal not three.

  120. 120
    Little Princess says:

    You’ve had your chance. Now bugger off.

  121. 121
    Owen Jones says:

    Quite right too! Bob Crow was a delightful dinner companion at Scotts of Mayfair last night, very generous with union credit card !

  122. 122
    Bored Reader says:

    Ghee-dough, you fat lazy twat, when are you going to do something about modding videolinks in replies?

  123. 123
    Rinka Scott says:

    This Nick Clegg character sounds like a real tough cookie.

  124. 124
    Anonymous says:

    Diane James UKIP MP for Portsmouth South has a nice ring to it.

  125. 125
    Hang him high says:

    He is a Liberal and a wrong ‘un – not made of the right stuff -Oh and he is clearly a cnut!

  126. 126
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Too far, too fast !!!

  127. 127
    Gok Wan says:

    He should get a haircut.

  128. 128
    Curious says:

    Has the OECD ever been right about anything?

  129. 129
    Struth Almighty says:

    Fuck sake I see someone let daft taffy out of his box.

  130. 130
    Hurree Jamset Ram Singh says:

    You are not a real person. The cheekfullness is terrific.

  131. 131
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:


  132. 132
    Olga Bonkalot says:

    He gets it for free, paid for by the Russian State, with me and the girls, on his many visits to Moscow and St Petersburg. The things we have to do for Mother Russia!

  133. 133
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    My defence and that proposed by the Grand Master exactly. Boaz.

  134. 134
    Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

    Jahbulon Handy.

  135. 135
    Toby Young says:

    Front page of the Metro- 500,000 rely on food banks.

    Page 16, British millionaire,”socialist” Owen Jones spends £330,000 in one evening on champagne.

  136. 136
    Cancel My Subscription??? says:


    and I will do something VERY special for you

  137. 137
    Beardo the Weirdo says:

    This is clearly deplorable discrimination against men with excess facial hair

  138. 138
    Dave the Gays Luvver says:

    Wasn’t it wonderful to see those two frog k weers kissing yesterday. It gave me a real thrill. So glad we will soon witness the similar scenes in the U.K.

  139. 139
    There is no alternative says:

    Given what Clegg apparently understands about the make up of the present gov’t which exists only with his party’s ‘support’ and liebor’s clearly understood opposition to any referendum on EU exit. Clegg is probably right as far as it goes telling johnny foreigner or whoever, that it is,’extremely unlikely’. The only way to make it ‘extremely likely’ is to vote Ukip.

  140. 140
    Its all coming together nicely you dumbo disbelievers says:

    The Conservatives will win the 2015 election with an outright majority.

  141. 141
    Chris Bryant says:

    I know, it made me go all starry eyed. Nothing could stop me then, ask the boyfriend.

  142. 142
    Mildred Cartwright says:

    Mr Clegg is such a nice boy and I’m sure that he will be kind to anyone in his Party. My friends all think he’s a lovely boy who wears such nice suits and we really wonder why so many people say they don’t like him.

  143. 143
    MPs says:


  144. 144
    Vote UKIP says:

    Which constituency will that be? There are around 80 Tory M.P.s with current majorities of under 5000. They are all going to get wiped out unless they knife Camercnut in 2013

  145. 145
    There is no alternative says:

    You forgot,…’and crooks’, milady!

  146. 146
    There is no alternative says:

    Sound of knife grinding in the near distance.

  147. 147
    Sally B says:

    I’d go to Handy’s port’s mouth anytime.

  148. 148
    There is no alternative says:

    Because he his a c^nt!

  149. 149
    Vote UKIP says:

    Because he’s a typical self-serving LibLabConner career politician.

  150. 150
    Joe Public. says:

    Lib Dems to TAKE ACTION.
    What an oxymoronic statement, as they do not recognize the word “action”.
    As the Lib Dems are the most criminal party, (just ahead of Labour on prison sentences especially when considering their tiny MP population), the idea that Clegg and company can effectively investigate any of their own MP’s is as unrealistic as to believe in the BBC investigating itself and not doing a cover up.

  151. 151
    Casual Observer says:

    Yep. That beard’s great for mopping up the seafood cocktail.

  152. 152
    Anonymous says:

    Twill be the mother of all by-elections.Will Calamity be putting his best mate Rennard in charge? What a team!
    PS. Now that Huhne is out would he not be a perfect shoein to handle press with Swinson acting as the ever careful guard of womens interests?

  153. 153
    John B says:

    I thought you already had.

  154. 154
    Handycocker says:

    I prefer my older princesses to be clean shaven

  155. 155
    Red Jim Naughty, Caroline Quin, says:

    We always openly supported Gordon Brown and we are doing the same for Ed Milliband.
    Listen to our daily Labour propaganda on the Today Programme, World at One, and Westminster Hour and believe we tell the truth.
    We also fully support the Guardian and the Independent, even though few in the public buy them, as they are our mentors.

  156. 156
    Garage says:

    Bring it on! This could well be the one.

  157. 157
    Mildred Cartwright says:

    I don’t know what you mean but Mr Clegg reminds me so much of my young sweet nephew who has done so well in his estate agency job.

  158. 158
    Anonymous says:

    Surprised Nick Clegg has even heard of Mike Hancock I thought he was always unaware of anything sleazy in his Party

  159. 159
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Good grief! A bi-election, no less. Is the opposite a straight-election?

  160. 160
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Clegg is finding it progressively more difficult to ignore the sleazy goings on around him. The “my office did not know” line doesn’t work too well anymore

  161. 161
    Herman Van Aerial Disease says:

    I knew I’d seen him somewhere before..

  162. 162
    rimmyarse says:

    Handycock IS a Freemason, initiated in 1975 in Portsmouth.

  163. 163
    rimmyarse says:

    More Tory defence cuts will go down a storm in navy city Portsmouth

  164. 164
    WHOOPSIE - forgot to fill me name box in for today says:

    WHOOPSIE! That’s me, by the way. TT.

  165. 165
    WHOOPSIE - forgot to fill me name box in for today says:

    JEEZUZ – Jay was right typical cranky female, but she was Buck’s Fizz, for the lads, Cheryl was well too stable minded. The ying and yang of wimmin and ladies, I s’pose we could say lads. And Mike was a tosser… Liked Bobby though, as a bloke. Pity about that accident in that bus, changed him.

  166. 166
    WHOOPSIE - forgot to fill me name box in for today says:

    HEY TEDIOUS! have you stayed awake for 72 hours under enemy fire? No wonder my circadian rhythm is fecked. Normal sleep is just for normal people.

  167. 167
    WHOOPSIE - forgot to fill me name box in for today says:

    OOPS – forgot to mention WBA, the Albion – apologies FrankSkinner – JEFF ASTLE, one nil!

  168. 168
    WHOOPSIE - forgot to fill me name box in for today says:

    My orifice more like, Cleggover.

  169. 169
    Blowing Whistles says:

    To B Willies – are you one of them ‘Threatening me’ – if so fuck off you dirty bastard – because you and your ilk are all equally guilty of all crimes comitted by masons top to bottom. Guilty by association and by having remained silent – when there is clear evidence which points to the ‘concealing’ [makes you a co-conspirator and equally guilty) of frauds & criminals acts thus perverting the true course of natural justice – a criminal offence. The masons can stick their blood curdling oaths of revenge up their dirty rses …

    They bring themselves into full public “contradiction” when on the one hand they preach Godliness and Goodness [Faith hope and charity – while on the other hand the practice the devils revenge … fuck the lot of ‘em.

  170. 170
    Blowing Whistles says:

    You can fuck off yeur gay marriage shite buster – especially when your chief Cheerleader is mandy criminal mandleson.

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