Guido shares a page with Russell Brand as Dave goes looking for Chuka in Ibiza in today’s Sun. In the column today:

• Harman stitches up a seat for a millionaire comedian’s daughter
• Balls is on borrowed time and borrowed Co-op money
  
• Theresa May woos Tory wags
• Hodge the Dodge misses £100 million of BBC waste
• James Wharton plays hardball with Number 10
• A Tory MP and researcher get a bit too close in the Sports and Social
• Technophobe MPs double claim for expenses on new touch credit cards
• Why skiving civil service pen pushers will only be working two days next week.

All in your 60p Sun.