May 19th, 2013

Read Guido’s Column in the Sun Today


In today’s Sun column:

  • find out which national newspaper editor has a crush on SamCam
  • how NHS England spends your cash
  • Read about Nadine’s bumpy bounce back
  • Claire Perry’s sexy invitation
  • why there is some money left for Liam Byrne
  • Petrolheads and a Westminster wedding

All in your 60p Sun…


  1. 1
    Turnaround Sunday says:

    Funny old world.

    Mandelson is Dave’s biggest political ally and the Tory grassroots are Dave’s biggest enemy.

  2. 2

    Collymore. Two goals with one lunge.

  3. 3
    So there. SUE ME says:

  4. 4
    q says:

    the sun is the foulest piece of shit going

    stiil, here’s how the other half live and die

    there’s nothing like inherited wealth to assist the upper classes in their entitlements …..

  5. 5
    Q says:

    The lower classes don’t pass on their wealth to their children?

  6. 6
    Kelvin MacKenzie says:

    Now big spread on “Swivelgate” in the SoS I see!

  7. 7

    What is bad about swivel-eyed that is good about fruitcake?

    Is it a nourishment issue?

  8. 8
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    The fact that no-one knows what it means?

  9. 9
    Nutty Fruitcake says:

    Attitude mate. UKIP turned it to their advantage and the swivel-eyed loons reacted like swivel-eyed loons.

  10. 10
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Bugger the Sun, Observer was a good read this morning, with Geoffrey “Teddy Bear” Howe really shafting Cameron. Read it six o’clock this morning when the paper lad delivered it. Front page and middle pages feature it was, the full interview. And he tells Lawson what to do with himself – nice to see two grunties having a go at each other.

  11. 11
    Lost in Clacton says:

    I didn’t know Stan Collymore was seeing Samantha Cameron.

    You learn incredible things from the British Press.

  12. 12
    WET WET WET says:

    Some things never change and Howe is still a prize Twat.

  13. 13
    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    No chance of reading it. Not the done thing to buy it up here chaps.

  14. 14
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Anyone tried sheep eyeballs? I recommend it. And I won’t eat a fish unless it is on my plate looking up at me, while I denude it of it’s flesh, then chew on it’s head for afters. Call me a beast if you want, see if I care.

  15. 15
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Well, you would say that, but he spoke actual sense, saying Torys have got something missing upstairs these days. But I always thought that anyway.

  16. 16
    David Chameleron says:

    The name’s a dead giveaway, innit ?
    Just surprised it’s taken everyone so long to figure it out.

  17. 17

    Do you mastocate regularly?

  18. 18
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Danny Alexander on the telly a few minutes ago – listened to him for about thirty seconds, and could not put up with his gobshite, so came back here.

  19. 19
    Vote Tory, get heir to Blair says:

    No just their bad habits like idleness, smoking, drinking, gambling,etc. And then they wonder why some people are consid-er-ably richer than they are.

  20. 20

    Mastication is vital to homo erectus.

  21. 21
    Dave is a Blairaite. Certified by the Blairites says:

    The Tories certainly have got something missing upstairs. A leader who is a Tory.

    Mandelson going on the Telly first thing on a Sunday morning to back Cameron tells you all you need to know.

  22. 22
    On the beach,sunglasses in the car says:

    I dont expect Dave to tell us in advance how he will renegotiate the EU Treaty but when he has done so it would nice to think the minutes of all negotiations will be published in the Sun to help us all decide how to vote in the Referendum .

    As I understand it Germany and France have already said we can leave if we want to.

  23. 23
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Stopped listening to that trout Mandy years ago – it is a case for me of in one lug ‘ole, and out the other.

  24. 24
    Will he sue Nads? says:

  25. 25
    Vote Tory, get heir to Blair says:

    Three years ago if you had said that David Cameron was going to be a worse Prime Minister than Gordon Brown I would have laughed in your face.

    I’m not laughing now.

    Vote UKIP, at 20% only 7 points behind the Tories (27%) in the polls and those were held before the ‘swivel-eyed loons’ comments and the anti-English abuse aimed against Farage.

    Going up.

  26. 26
    JadedJean says:

    He wasn’t called the “Dark Prince” for nothing!

    Apart from his grubby self serving reasons for wanting to remain in the EU, I’m afraid there are darker reasons to this when you consider that his father was J8wish.

    Remember, the EU project was constructed by the US (for that, read the chosen ones in NYC) out of The Marshall Plan after WWII as a bulwark against the statism (national socialism?) of the USSR. Also remember, at the outset of WWII the Russians were aligned to national socialist Germany via the Anti-ComIntern Pact (Anti-COMmunist INTERNational). Those on NYC, that Mandelson is aligned with, certainly don’t like them national socialists, as they’re bad for business…isn’t that right Mandeslon?

    Think of the likes of Cameron and Mandelson as the US’ agents over here in the UK.

    Some background info on Mandelson is included in here…

  27. 27
    Wyle Cop says:

    I never knew Freddie Starr ate my hamster. Come to think of it, I never knew I had a hamster.

  28. 28
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    You name it, I’ve tried it. Got to try all things once…

    More tea Vicar?

  29. 29
    Living in 99.5% white Merseyside says:

    I see you live in one of the poorer parts. But we don’t read it here either.

  30. 30
    A Loon says:

    I think there is something wrong with me. I’m a mad loon but my eyes don’t swivel.

  31. 31
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    “I once had a tory’s liver, and I ate it with some fava beans and a nice chianti – FUFFUFFUFFFUFF….” ;)

  32. 32
    Mystic Smeg says:

    If Dave were prescient he’d have resigned before going into politics.

  33. 33
    Diane Abbott says:

    Tory grassroots #demented

  34. 34
    living in 3.14159265359% shite mathematics fuck it not very funny but funnier than you you twat says:

    cos (see what i did there) you’re all too busy watching the footie on sky

  35. 35
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Just to clear up any misunderstandings…

  36. 36
    Polishing a Turd says:

    Have you still got that culture thingy or was it robbed one night?

  37. 37
    Vote Tory, get heir to Blair says:

    Another Eurovision fail for the UK. It was pretty crap as usual (no criticism of the singer though). Surely it is not impossible to get a decent composer to write some good melodic music for it. The Danish song had some good music behind it. The singer doesn’t make all that much difference nor the words as half the people in Europe can’t understand them.

  38. 38
    JH32489238490234 says:

    Chum, if we win we have to pay to host the next fucker.

    No-one wanted to win this euro-farce, it was probably pre-arranged anyway. It’s only value is a reminder of how completely culturally incompatible much of Europe is and pointless to try and unify politically.

  39. 39
    Don'rt suppose he's taking up Dave's homosexual wedding. says:

    Deputy Speaker Nigel Evans under renewed pressure as ‘THIRD alleged victim claims he was sexually assaulted by Tory MP’

  40. 40
    fanny alexander says:

    look at my chin don’t look around my chin look at my chin look at my chin look at my chin and you’re under. when you’re wake up you’ll think i am a fucking genius, and be wildly sexually attracted to me and even though i am the chief secretary to the treasury you’ll believe that all the fuck ups are not my fault but solely down to osborne but you’ll also believe the coalition is great and we should do it again sometime. and you’ll never laugh at my wife’s surname every again and fully comprehend everything that spiels out of my weird shaped chin gob even though i mutter like a bum munching haggis five four three two one clicks finger and you’re back.

  41. 41
    M102 says:

    ….. or “one clunge” works well too.

  42. 42
    It's NOT a Song Contest though says:

    The Eurovision Song Contest has never been and certainly is not now anything to do with is a pure and simple nationalistic event…where certain bloocs vote for their neigbours or ex- citzens in the case of eastern europe

    The UK could have the best song,the best set of song writers and a world renowned performer…it would and will NEVER win again.

    The fact is that the UK is one of the major financial contributors if not the main one and if we pulled out the contest would collapse is a side issue. In any event under EBU rules we would still have to pay for it even if we weren’t taking part

  43. 43
    Vote Tory, get heir to Blair says:

    And eating pi

  44. 44
    Vote Tory, get heir to Blair says:

    And I bet he dribbled after scoring.

  45. 45
    It's the cover up that does for 'em says:

    It never ceases to amaze me that when in a hole politicians keep digging….it would have been simpler and more effective if the person who said it apologised for the remarks and it would be quickly yesterday’s news.It wouldn’t be forgotten though as the grass roots and associations merely think that whoever uttered these remarks is merely echoing the “Chums” view of the Party….a regrettable necessity for the “Chums” access to power

  46. 46
    M102 says:


  47. 47
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Furtzzer mere, Inspector Clouseau, ven he vistited se Furtherlund,

  48. 48
    David Cameron says:

    Quite right!

    There is no place for nationalism here!

  49. 49
    David Chameleron says:

    What you plebs fail to understand is that, as a Chameleron, I can hold two entirely different points of view at the same time.

  50. 50
    M102 says:

    Mellor had a good old pop at both Camoron and Howe on Murnaghan.

  51. 51
    Hoarse says:

    Pity Bonnie’s voice was fucked up from the start.

  52. 52
    Unintended consequences...Or are they? says:

    Mate of mine can’t sell his house because the builders are offering guaranteed cheapo mortgages on their new builds so buyers are not interested in second hand homes. This will only get worse when Dave’s mortgage on the state scheme kicks in

  53. 53
    Nigel says:

    I call on all Tory activisits to join the original “mad, swivel eyed looney” party!

    If you can’t beat them, join them.

    Join UKIP!

  54. 54

    Was it in off a header?

  55. 55
    M102 says:

    If you ever see her with a shiner, you’ll know where it came from.

  56. 56
    hilarious advert says:

    “queen’s honours experts

    significantly increase your chances of
    mbe, obe, cbe, knighthood

    learn more

    awards intelligence”

    i’ll tell you how to “significantly increase your chances etc etc” without having to bother clicking the advert… just m0lest some ch1ldren. the royal family love dishing out honours to nonces. (either that or some people haven’t quite been fully candid to ze queeno… oh dear has your brake peddle suddenly stopped working?)

  57. 57
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    “Chelsea kit” Mellor? Another plonker I don’t listen to, never ever have. God, he is a right Thatcher offspring he is, off the Jimmy Sav mould.

  58. 58
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    He said it, and to try and deny it is like Adolf saying he never invaded Poland.

  59. 59
    R. Youshore says:

    ‘ ( the Observer ) six o’clock this morning….’

    You saddo !!

  60. 60
    JH32489238490234 says:

    Fervent Labour supporters and their shock troops in the UA_F always struck me as far madder and more swivel eyed.

    Comrade Delta’s eyeballs were probably trying to jump right out their sockets at his ‘trial’.

  61. 61
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Did he say that? Damn! I should have stuck at listening to him. Have you noticed his hair is less ginger these days, after Harriet called him a ginger rat or something? Most of us use hair dye to look less grey, but less ginger is a new one.

  62. 62
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Here is HH when she said it, but it was squirrels, not rats,

  63. 63
    Lord "Marty" Feldman says:

    Mine do!

  64. 64
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    That sounds a bit unfair on rats.

  65. 65
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    oops – should have checked for extras at the end – apologies Queeny Lizzy Two.

  66. 66
    cotedebeaune says:

    “Funny old world. Mandelson is Dave’s biggest political ally and the Tory grassroots are Dave’s biggest enemy.”

    Apart from his grubby self serving reasons for wanting to remain in the EU, I’m afraid there are far darker reasons to this when you consider that his father was a chosen one. Remember, the EU project was constructed by the US (for that, read the chosen ones in NYC) out of The Marshall Plan after WWII as a bulwark against the statism (national socialism?) of the USSR. Also remember, at the outset of WWII the Russians were aligned to national socialist Germany via the Anti-ComIntern Pact (Anti-COMmunist INTERNational). Just who did Stalin purge during the show trials of the late 1930’s?
    Those in NYC, that Mandelson and his like are aligned with, certainly don’t like them nat ional socialists, as they’re bad for business…isn’t that right Mandy?

    A useful website with significant background info on Mandelson.

    Think of the likes of Mandelson, Cameron (et al) as the US’ agents in the UK doing their bidding.

  67. 67
    Pigs in Space says:

    At least she didn’t lose to France

  68. 68
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Yes, true, but let’s the Jack Russels on him and see what happens. RATS lad RATS, go on boy!

  69. 69
    Just Curious says:

    Could someone please explain to me how Lord Feldman became a Lord?

  70. 70
    Obi sixty says:

    You must stop multiple name posting to yourself.
    Really, it’s just embarrassing.

  71. 71
    Obi sixty one says:

    No it isn’t.

  72. 72
    Obi sixty says:

    Yes it is. It’s really embarrassing that you need to agree with your own self.

  73. 73
    Obi sixty one says:

    Everyone agrees with me. They do!!!

  74. 74
    Obi one says:

    Hi, me.
    What’s going on?

  75. 75
    Obi sixty says:

    Just doing low level trolling that wouldn’t fool a shrub.

  76. 76
    P l e b says:

    In order to put this EU debate to bed, why doesn’t Cameron announce that we are to have a referendum on whether we should have a referendum?

    What’s not to like?

  77. 77
    Obi sixty four says:

    Great, I agree with Labour!
    Miliband rocks!

  78. 78
    Obi sixty twenty says:

    I agree with me. So that’s 10 of us who Labour have a digital majority you Tory swivel heads!

    Ps. I have lost my meds!

  79. 79
    You Heard the man. MOBILISE NOW! says:

  80. 80
    Jimmy says:

    There’ll be a lot of red faces on the terraces this morning. So much for his alleged inability to score in a brothel.

  81. 81
    Add olf says:

    I didn’t. The Poles invaded first.
    That’s a documented fact, filmed at the time.

    Filmed by the SS using concentration camp victims in Polish uniforms.
    But still….

  82. 82
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Cat, you know we were talking about Lynyrd Skynyrd on previous thread, which I eventually thought could have been Guildford, not Portsmouth, and when searching, but sadly had no success – might try Vimeo and others later. BUT, came across an amateur act, and they were quite impressive, from fairly recently – even the lead singer looks like he is from the same tribe as Ronnie van Zant, but with less hair,

  83. 83
    Add olf says:

    You are doing good work.

  84. 84
    #demented mad swivel-eyed loons. aka #fruitcake clowns says:

    Of course ordinarily the Labour party would have come out with some faux claptrap about offending loons and people with swivelling eyes. But as their shadow health minister took the piss out of dementia sufferers with her #demented tweets their hands are rather tied.

  85. 85
    Dave's ringmaster says:

    Coming to the end of a Peer near you : David ‘One Term’ Cameron
    And that one term is : Swivel-Eyed

    Marvel as he spins, totally out of control.
    Be amazed at his foot-in-mouth contortions.
    Laugh out loud at his looney-bird posturing.

    Book now, don’t miss Dave’s dis-appointment.

    Once he’s gone he’s gone – and it won’t be a moment too soon.

  86. 86
    Bobski the builder says:

    Tell your mate to drop the price.
    Not building houses so your mate gets a high price for his old house is how we got into 125% mortgages in the first place.

    Build more houses. Build millions of them!

  87. 87
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Holding out for a zero.

  88. 88
    Bonnie Tyler says:

    I was lost in France, once.

  89. 89
    Obi three says:

    I remembered to leave some time between my monicker changed posts. I usually forget! Lol!

    I agree with me!

  90. 90
    Wyle Cop says:

    Ja, ve must create millions of ze jobs as Euro Olive Oil Receptacle Inspectors and all our problems are solved.

  91. 91
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Pardon Obi? I post a new name myself when my old name disappears from the name box. Blame Norton scan, not me. Anyway, if you mean me, I stick with my excuse – and also anyway, it is nice to keep things daily fresh.

  92. 92
    Anusol saved my life says:

    I wonder if any of the alleged victims suffered any rectal damage and bleeding?

  93. 93
    Mel Brooks says:

    Dr Frankenstein: “Damn your eyes!”
    Eye-gor: “Too late!”

  94. 94
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    chchchch. It is like waiting for your Beano comic to drop through the letter box each Thursday when one was eleven.

  95. 95
    David Icke says:

    I fucking warned you lot about lizards ages ago!

    It really pains me to have to say…I told you so!

  96. 96
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    And ironically, with reference to Biffo in above Beano, the paper lad is a part time fireman in the local area – ok, he is about 25, but in my eyes he is still the paper lad when he started doing it when he was fifteen.

  97. 97
    Anders Breivik says:

    I gave some of those young Europeans on Utoya Island a ducking chance! A 50m head start to swim for it!

  98. 98
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Ey oop Dave I? ‘Ow’s it ‘anging? Yes, the BBC, say no more Dave….

  99. 99

    I thought that the terraces were a thing of the dim and distant past, Jimmy. Don’t you have all-seater stadia at Celtic Park, Ibrox, Stark’s Park, or wherever?

  100. 100
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Total Eclipse, the Euro Farts,

  101. 101
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Can only host it if you win it first, and there is no chance of that it looks – Europe looks on us as total jokes due to our politicians in Westminster and in the European Parliament.

  102. 102
    M102 says:

    It’s just that this time round, none of us british builders who trained and did apprenticeships will get a f’ucking look in because Mandelson’s Poles have nicked all of the work. C’unts.

  103. 103
    One-term Dave, dragging the Tories to their grave, says:

    By Jove! I’m creating lots of opportunities for Europeans of all ages – by holding open the door for them to flood into Britain, in their hundreds of thousands! Super, eh, what what? Of course, the English won’t get much in the way of opportunities, but they’re all swivel-eyed plebs and loonies; grotty horrible oiks, all of them, what what.

    Tally ho, suckers!

  104. 104
    Steve says:

    Always post the bad stuff, so in the interest of balance, must post this.

  105. 105
    Charles Walker MP says:

    + 100

    Mental health in the HoC is no laughing matter!

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

  106. 106
    Nigel says:

    Smoking, drinking and gambling? Perish the thought.

  107. 107
    Jimmy says:

    You’ve as much chance of seeing Farage there.

  108. 108
    I was Lost in Space says:

    lost in St. Malo new town once, in Brittany/Bretagne – Normandy border. Left me van at the ferry port with two hours to spare, early morning, so thought I’d go into the new town to a Tabac for a cup of coffee and a few fags, as you do. Went walkies, and lost my way back, asked a local in my pigeon French, and he must have thought I was in a car, since he sent me in directions, where cars go, not on foot. But managed to get back to the port with ten minutes or so to go before the ferry asked us to load our vehicles.

    Stayed in St. Malo old town over night, the old walled fort – fascinating place. Full of French navy sailors. HEY!- behave. And no, I left the working ladies alone too, honest!

  109. 109

    The first Palestinian, the first Saudi woman and the first Qatari national to climb to the top of the world’s highest mountain.

    They built a mosque up there whilst they were about it.

  110. 110
    Dianne Fatbutt says:

    An old lady goes to see her GP. “I’m afraid I’ve got two bits of bad news for you,” says the GP solemnly. “You’ve got dementia and you’ve got AIDS.”

    “Oh no,” says the old lady, looking sad. But then she perks up and adds, “well, at least I don’t have AIDS.”

  111. 111
    Dianne Fatbutt says:

    An old lady goes to see her GP. “I’m afraid I’ve got two bits of bad news for you,” says the GP solemnly. “You’ve got dementia and you’ve got AÍDS.”

    “Oh no,” says the old lady, looking sad. But then she perks up and adds, “well, at least I don’t have AÍDS.”

  112. 112
    Caustic Smug says:

    If Dave’s mother had been prescient, she would have taken Thalidomide.

  113. 113
    Nadine Admirer says:

    Go Nads, go!

  114. 114
    The Treacherous “PR” Tosser in No 10 (attempting to re-inflate his meagre self-esteem) says:


    Every day
    In every way
    I’m getting better
    And better!


  115. 115

    Then you’ll be disappointed when Nige turns out to be a second James VI in uniting the two warring nations, I can take it?

  116. 116
    Diane Abbott MP says:

    Of course, if anyone had any cojones to put me up to doing it, I’d have to explain why I sat in Parliament under a swivel-eyed loon in the last Labour Government without remarking on the fact of his lunacy, seeing as how I’m such an astute observer of such things. But they won’t, ‘coz they know I’ll just play the race card, as I always do.

  117. 117
    The Metropolitan Elite says:

    Oh well said!! Hurrah for “Dave!”

    More Bolly darrhhhlings???

  118. 118
    I was Lost in Space says:

    And the Russians and French and Dutch and Belgiums and Norwegians and Danish and Greeks and etc, etc, invaded you too first Adolf? Somehow how think your case is thin, don’t know why.

  119. 119
    Jimmy says:

    The wisest fool in Orpington?

    It’s a theory I suppose.

  120. 120
    and continues . . . says:

    . . and then slither under my stone

  121. 121
    Owin Jones says:

    How long before Guido Fawkes has a “Are you a Toff or a Loon” questionnaire? :)

  122. 122
    MandleScum says:

    possibly – but they’ll certainly be able to shit faster

  123. 123
    Sir William Waad says:

    He curled one into the top corner.

  124. 124
    Dead Sheep Maulers Office says:

    I have already done one leader in, back in the `80s, number 2 is well on the way now, even I thought I was dead years ago. And at least I worked for my Lordship, not like Marty F@ldman, isn`t he dead?

  125. 125
    George Mallory says:

    And they’ll probably want to dig me up, too– don’t want any kufr on their mountain, don’t you know! And I was just getting comfortable!

  126. 126
    Sir William Waad says:

    The odd thing is that Lord Feldman’s dad, Marty, made a living out of being a swivel-eyed loon.

  127. 127
    Eurogayers on a night like this says:

    2014 will see all females banned from Eurovision crowds, we say.

  128. 128

    Yes. This is what they were trying to sound like:

  129. 129
    I was Lost in Space says:

    Yes, well done Imam, well said. About time one of them said something. perhaps the Archbishop of Canterbury got on his case? I don’t care what religion you are, I myself are semi-Pagan, as in the old Celtic Christianity Church, which gets religious book pounders confused. But when the je-hov-ahs come calling, I tell them I am a hardcore Catholic, and watch them run…

    Seen the interview with the Archbishop of Canterbury’s daughter from last week? Heart breaking it is, but I suppose this site is not the best place to post it, but hey, here’s hoping…

  130. 130
    Sir William Waad says:

    It’s nice to know that Ozzy and Shaz are back together. Oi! Rusbridger! You been scooped!

  131. 131
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    He’s getting more that me Collymore. I wonder what his secret is? Boaz.

  132. 132
    Dr Owen Jones says:

    The risk of postpartum hemorrhage in women using high dose of low-molecular-weight heparins during pregnancy

  133. 133
    Alexsandr says:

    fuck me. an Imam who seems to talk a bit of sense.

    If this is all true, and not taken out of context then good on him I say.

  134. 134
    A male BBC star of the 1970s says:

    Sounds good to me!

  135. 135

    C’mon, Jimmy.

    We let your boy do it last time and we did not complain.

    Now it’s our boy’s turn. That is fair in a socialist sense, isn’t it? We don’t want any losers, now…

  136. 136
    I was Lost in Space says:

    Did they know which way was Me-cca when she was on top of it, getting the rug out?

    Sorry, just a joke.

  137. 137
    Back@woodsman says:

    Rarely bother to comment now you guys are all on meds, but that Einen Jodler was a great find – eat your heart out Robert Plant !

  138. 138
    There's avarice, and there's the money grabbing Blairs says:

    Tony Blair has agreed to advise the next government of Albania!!!!

    Naturally for St Tone, this will open the way for a deal which could be worth millions of pounds.

    Right on Blair-babe. Your true avaristic tendencies are always to the fore.

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    Dr Owen Jones says:

    How do you know when Owen Jones is lying?….his lips are moving.

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    I was Lost in Space says:

    Marty? Long gone.

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    Dave Cameron, sobbing in the toilets outside the lobby hall says:

    And what will happen when people realize that exiting the EU will actually create jobs once we are forced to repatriate essential positions which have been transferred to Brussels ?

    ** sob **

    How do we spin this ?

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    Dave's next job says:

    So, would you like some fries with that ?

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    Ah yes motoring holidays in France... says:

    Try getting off a crowded Brittany Ferry early morning at St Malo when it’s pissing down of rain, a car load of screaming kids and the wife trying to read the map and quiet said kids and trying to navigate you on to the N176/E401 in the direction of Dinan and end up going towards Avranches…great start to the hols…you have a shouting match and the Mrs doesn’t talk to you for 24 hours in a strop cos’ you shouted at her for not being able to read a map the right way round…We’ve ALL been there !!!

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    The real Owen Jones says:

    All men are rapists.

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    I was Lost in Space says:

    Wifey and kiddies wasn’t a complication for me, since I was on my own – used to go back and fore with work to Alcatel telecommunication factory in Lannion, near the pink granite coast. Before used to use Caen-Ouistreham ferry port, and above was the first time I used St. Malo.

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    Lords-a-swivelling says:

    Back in Mac`s day, the serfs just did that which they were told to do. Now, it appears we are no longer the clever ones.

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    Mecc ano Ha jib Mountaineers says:

    We lost our small spanner in the snow.

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    I was Lost in Space says:

    Also used to fly to Orielle or Charles de Gaul airport in France, where a French engineer used to pick me up who lived in the Champaigne region, near Troyes, when we had some work to do in the Alcatel factory outside Paris, then drive across to Lannion in Bretagne for hours to do work in their factory there. Used to stay in Perros-Guirec. nice place, harbour and all that.

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    HM James VI&I, DG R, GB,F&I, Defensor Fidei, says:

    “Then you’ll be disappointed when Nige turns out to be a second James VI in uniting the two warring nations, I can take it?”

    Wilt thou take thy “Bible” oath on that to happen, sirrah?

    (And we thought we had despatched this knave Guido Fawkes– howbeit he hath returned, to our great dismay; this pleaseth us not.)

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    Super-injunction? says:

    Last night’s porposed headlines ” Forth Coronation Street Actor from thev Sixties questioned.

    Not a peep today!

  151. 151
    nellnewman says:

    I suspect the females will be relieved. I can’t really believe there are too many people watch it these days . It’s hardly a quality music programme is it?!

  152. 152
    Anonymous says:

    No doubt after he got that bone crunching tackle inside the box.

  153. 153
    Anonymous says:

    I’d imagine your bit is slightly poorer than his.

  154. 154
    Anonymous says:

    Kipper are generally fruitcakes. Their admission of it is jolly sporting but doesn’t diminish the fact.

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    Owen Jones says:

    The very top rate of income tax in Hong Kong is 17%. There’s no credit crunch, recession, Labour Party or EU there. Funny that.

  156. 156
    Owen Farage-Jones says:

    The very top rate of income tax in Hong Kong is 17%. There’s no credit crunch, recession, Labour Party or EU there. Funny that.

  157. 157
    Vote Tory, get heir to Blair says:

    All fags are bad.

  158. 158
    B!lly Joel says:

    But they just may be the lunatics you’re looking for…

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    Just so you know it says:

    Handymandypandy HAS to publically support Dave’s position on staying in Europe – otherwise his EU pension disappears down the plughole.

    [Sorry about the split infinitive, but it is Sunday]

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    Anonymous says:

    Cammer, Cammer, Cammer,
    Cammer Chameleon,
    I Twist and Turn,
    I Twist and Turn,
    Leading would be easy if the loonies would love my dreams
    Red, Pink and Green,
    Red, Pink and Green

    Everyday’s about survival,
    EU’s my love, not my rival

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    Dick the Prick says:

    Dave could end the Tories if he’s not careful. What’s the point of voting Tory when they spend more than Labour? Their NHS reforms have done nothing to address the fuck up that is the NHS but simply created a super quango with an unsackable communist in charge. The gay marriage crap, boosting tax credits, selling RBS at a loss whilst Google tell Osborne to suck them off. And now to top it off some unelected twat who no-one’s ever heard of who’s only claim to fame is being Dave’s bff and yet is CEO and vice chair of the Tories calls them all loons, well, I may as well vote Miliband – he’s a gimp but at least he can shaft those close to him unlike Dave who gives them all jobs. Who’da guessed?

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    Leonard Skinner, PhysEd Teacher, Robert E. Lee HS, Jacksonville FL, USA says:

    I made a shitload o’ bucks off them boys, y’know– I later went into the real estate agency business, and I opened up a few honky-tonks which the boys’d stop off and play in, occasionally, when they weren’t on tour.

    For that kind of money, bubba, you can ridicule my name all you want, and I’ll cry all the way to the bank.

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    Sally Bercow says:

    Why is Lord Feltman trending? *innocent face*

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    Just so you know it says:

    Young European Greens is just another name for Brussels sprouts.

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    Just so you know it says:

    Most of them carry a small compass type thingy that points the right way when you point the rotating arrow to the place on the dial where you are. Clever buggers these Chinese.

  167. 167
    R V Keitel says:

    Tanks, Herman.

  168. 168
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck you.

  169. 169
    Educated by labour says:

    Free an one sevunf ,innit….

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    ihluglglglg says:

    Keep on Euro-bashing you Tories. Keep on gay bashing and migrant bashing. Keep on tenant bashing. Keep on single-mother bashing. Keep on NHS bashing. Keep on BBC bashing. Keep on poor bashing. Keep on human rights bashing.

    Come 2015 it’ll be the Tories getting bashed. Bloody good thing too.

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    droer inthe wrong order says:

    Why do these people allegedly want Nigel Evans’ seat?

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    ihluglglglg watch says:

    Hahahahaha, the village idiot has turned up.

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    Unemployed and skint in Birtley Colliery says:

    As one of the many unemployed I am really impressed by what the Tories have done this weekend

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    Hugelyirritated says:

    Why are Blair, Mandelson. Laws ,Hunt and Fox, to name just a few, given space by the media.? One is unspeakable and, at least, a candidate for a war crimes investigation, two of them had very dicey financial dealings, one had Werrity and the other appears to lie through his teeth and, along with others unnamed, allows subordinates to be punished for his own inadequacies. What value is there in their opinions when they are so obviously complete charlatans?

  175. 175
    Owen "The Rampant Poof" Jones says:

    My family are a constant reminder of what’s important in life. Alcohol.

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    Village Idiot says:

    It,s not more houses this country needs,it,s depopulation we need and building projects to enhance life in a free United Kingdom,but because of the way “growth”works,and the effect of “building houses”,we build houses…..

  177. 177

    Hello! Nice to see you!

    Psychiatrist second door on the right…

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    Dan Hodges says:

    Owen Jones has attacked David Cameron’s support for gay marriage, claiming it had made winning the next general election “virtually impossible”.

    In a letter to the Prime Minister,Owen Jones warned that Mr Cameron’s backing for a change in the law had led to voters switching their support to Ukip. They wrote that many of the lost supporters would not contemplate returning to the Conservative fold unless legislation for gay marriages was abandoned “or the party leadership changed”.

    The Marriage (Same Sex Couples) Bill returns to the Commons tomorrow for two days of debate, with many Tory MPs expected to oppose it on a free vote.

  179. 179
    Ed "Blinky" Boules says:

    My eyes swivel. So what?

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    Lord Stansted says:

    Perhaps. The story at

    has the interesting tags

    PUBLISHED: 10:24, 18 May 2013 | UPDATED: 12:10, 18 May 2013

    One has to wonder what happened in about 2 hours.

  181. 181
    Brussels Broadcasting Cnuts says:

    And he’s been watching the BBC.

  182. 182

    Right. You thought that was strange? What about the Leningrad Cowboys & the Red Army Choir singing SWEET HOME ALABAMA?

    Can’t see Leonid Brezhnev, Yuri Andropov or Konstantin Chernenko approving. Boris Yeltsin? No trouble…

  183. 183
    Vince says:

    What lady GP? I don’t remember this.

  184. 184
    Benedick Cumbersnatch says:

    1) ‘Europe’ is just another Marxist, commie vanity project which will crash and burn like all the other attempts by fascist levellers; the poor and vulnerable getting shafted as per usual when it all goes tits up.

    2) Gays should keep their fucking noses out of what passes between men and women, us ‘breeders’ as they like to call us in derogatory terms, and you should just STFU and get on with your job (if, as I doubt, you have one) like most migrants do.

    3) Why should those in work subsidize the lazy fuckers on benefits with bedrooms, as well as their hard earned cash money? You cuпt.

    4) The fathers should support their kids, not the fucking State. End of.

    5) The NHS is copied the world over……NOT. Health rationing is shit. Nobody in their right mind would use the NHS as the model for a health service if they were starting from scratch now, and funnily enough, they don’t, because it’s crap and kills people, you fucking thick twat.

    6) Do you really think it a good idea to have a state broadcaster which is funded by money extorted from the it’s citizens on threat of imprisonment? If so, MOVE TO NORTH KOREA YOU FUCKING SIMPLETON!

    7) The ‘poor’ as you call them have more flat screen TV’s than I’ve had hot dinners.

    8) If everybody met their obligations to their families and those closest to them, there would be no need for, Human Rights’. Now go out and get a job you lazy, feckless, taffy cuпt.

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    The real Owen Jones says:

    I want to have a poly marriage with my boyfriend, cat and che t-shirt.

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    The Man who almost destroyed the Tory Party says:

    Trust me! I’ll make a superlative speech addressing the isshoos. All those who would vote for blue-arsed baboon will stand by me.

  187. 187
    Benedick Cumbersnatch. says:

    1) ‘Europe’ is just another Marxist, commie vanity project which will crash and burn like all the other attempts by fascist levellers; the poor and vulnerable getting shafted as per usual when it all goes tits up.

    2) Gays should keep their fucking noses out of what passes between men and women, us ‘breeders’ as they like to call us in derogatory terms, and you should just STFU and get on with your job (if, as I doubt, you have one) like most migrants do.

    3) Why should those in work subsidize the lazy fuckers on benefits with bedrooms, as well as their hard earned cash money? You cuпt.

    4) The fathers should support their kids, not the fucking State. End of.

    5) The NHS is copied the world over……NOT. Health rationing is shit. Nobody in their right mind would use the NHS as the model for a health service if they were starting from scratch now, and funnily enough, they don’t, because it’s crap and kills people, you fucking thick twat.

    6) Do you really think it a good idea to have a state broadcaster which is funded by money extorted from the it’s citizens on threat of imprisonment? If so, MOVE TO NORTH KOREA YOU FUCKING SIMPLETON!

    7) The ‘poor’ as you call them have more flat screen TV’s than I’ve had hot dinners.

    8) If everybody met their obligations to their families and those closest to them, there would be no need for, Human Rights’. Now go out and get a job you lazy, feckless, taffy cuпt..

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    Real Conservative says:

    A misprint there old fellow. Wetter and wetter not better and better.

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    Anonymous says:

    Becoming a migrant seems to be popular these days.

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    The Poor says:

    Surely they could make flat screens with rims to stop the gravy dripping off ?

  191. 191
    Owen Jones says:

    Yummie. On of my fave videos. All the best are by Russell McCahey.

  192. 192
    Anonymous says:

    You should know you fucking teapot.

  193. 193
    Benedick Cumbersnatch says:

    In some of the houses I’ve visited you can’t actually see what’s on screen due to gravy, tomato sauce, hand prints, nicotine deposits and various unidentifiable substances.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Dave gives good speech, but that’s about all the useless div.

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    Owen Jones (Guest Moderator) says:

    I’m willing to appreciate wit at any distance! :-)

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    +infinity to the power of infinity.

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    Tom, Tom, the Piper's son says:

    Waddya mean, there’s no harbour at Coldharbour Lane ?
    You’ll be telling me next that I got the wrong Mile End Road.

  200. 200
    efrem zimbalist jr says:


    Ah’ m goin’ down the line
    The six five special
    It’s right on time

  201. 201
    Our Elt says:

    It’s great to be a mother again, but I’m still a bit sore form the episiotomy.

  202. 202
    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    shame drawbridge .

    at that ugodly hour on a sunday you should either have been asleep or if you really must at that time of the morning — initiating the weekly sex session with the wife

    but no shouting grunting or yelping such that you wake the neighbours!!

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    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    here comes another libel suit ….

    didn t you learn from last time ??

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    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    no as eddie wareham r i p would have said

    it was an up and underrrrrrrrrr…

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    What else would you expect from the arch-Europhile Howe, Maggie Thatcher’s political assassin?

  206. 206
    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    … either that or a fiercely late dipping free kick ….

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    Dave's Gaydar is switched to standby. says:

    So in reality the only people pushing for homosexuality in marriage were Dave and a few Westminster cottagers. The homosexual community were more than content with their easy to exit civillian partnerships.

    Why the fook did Dave stray off the narrow path?

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    albacore fan club says:

    Have a listen to the Spanish entry. It’s quite good.

  209. 209
    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    yes but the question must be ….

    is he still incapable of organising a piss up in a brewery ?

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    Winnie the Pooh says:

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    Nothing in The Star about Wanker Gove pissing off even more says:

    a group of natural Tory voters?

    A one man destroyer of Tory votes.

    He’s got no idea of what he is doing and no idea of what his underlings are doing.

    He should be a banker.

    How can this not be in The Star?

    Oh wait, they need the space for some big tits.

  212. 212
    efrem zimbalist jr says:


    Give this Lord fellah a bj that should keep him quiet for a while

    oh no sorry got that the wrong way round …..

  213. 213
    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    ” SHAMELESS” !!!

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    Herman van Kony, EU Commissioner's Resistance Army says:

    There are plenty more teenagers that we can brainwash into becoming child soldiers to serve the Projekt.

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    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    you finally got it right feline person .

    for a moment there i was nt sure whether MASTOCATE was a hybrid for simultaneous chewing and self abuse …

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    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    what at 11.48 in the morning ?!!!

    are they showing vanuatu playing labuan for the asian LDV vans fifth place spot !

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    efrem zimbalist jr says:



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    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    ground control to major tom tom …

    where am i ??

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    Labour is off its ED says:

    + lots COM. Howe is a Judas. Mind you, the old barsteward looks like he’s died and no-one has told him!

    Nasty old fecker.

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    Anonymous Politician says:

    Agree with the sentimeet, but, what a way with words you have, sweetie. I think you need a good sub editor if you want to gain mass appeal.

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    Anonymous Politician says:


  222. 222
    Dan Hodges says:

    Owen Jones now bowing to his UKIP fans

  223. 223
    Obstetrician says:

    Hope they used stitched it up using barbed wire to fend off the eager cock waiting to jack off again.

  224. 224
    Anonymous Politician says:

    Is that Kier Hardy’s cap he’s wearing , or some kind of Russian rodent?

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    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    what s it called

    “Give us mucho dinero coz we re potless “

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    IN a bid to staunch haemorrhaging support, “Dave”, (an incompetent Toff chosen by toffs to Lead the Tory Party by aping the Discredited and Thoroughly Nasty Little Shit Bliar) will set out an emergency statement Monday morning. The hastily cobbled together statement will reprise oft-repeated platitudes, misrepresentations and total twaddle, all of which will be faithfully swallowed by loons and grasping scam artists eagerly hoping to benefit before “Dave” is finally established in the EUSSR HQ in Brussels.

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    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    you re either behind nigey boy or in front ..

    but if your in front …..wear a cod piece the wrong way round .

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    Anonymous Politician says:

    ‘migrant’? That’s birds and started when they got confused by the north and south poles swapping places. Immigrant is what you mean: they don’t go ‘home’ again you know, they just keep sending our money back until their relatives can afford to come here too.

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    Windmills & Woofters says:

    …because he’s a silver-spoon, metropolitan, dilettante, liberal twat who’s never done a proper day’s work in his life?

    The Newsnight producer who commissioned that gushing fat prick Frank Luntz, has a fucking lot to answer for.

    And Dickie Davies for fucking up his leadership bid.

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    Maqboul says:

    Oh god, another dim oik with a chip on his shoulder.

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    efrem zimbalist jr says:




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    Ed Moribund says:

    Ed Balls calls me gonk face.

    I have no idea what this means, but I expect it isn’t complimentary.

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    Windmills & Woofters says:

    Anyone else fucking hate it when Cameron starts waving his hands about when he knows the cameras are on him?

    Who is the kid trying to kid?

    And don’t start pointing at some infinite point in the distance either. Old hat. Grow up you useless wet fart. The British public want sincerity.

    That’s why Nigel Garage is coiling one out all over you Cam.

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    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    puhleeese !!!

    british buiders /tradesmen of today would’ nt recognise an apprenticesip if it hit at at 100 miles an hour comimg off a slip road

    making the tea and holding the oily rag for five years and getting paid cash in hand is about the size of it .

    polish builders plumbers electricians et al for ever !!!!

    signed Lech Walensa Gdansk Shipyard

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    green ink says:

    The media loves making a lot of noise about the swivels but frankly the Tories have always be famous for washing their differeneces in the public gaze but does it really alter the realities of David Cameron’s position.

    You don’t become Prime Minister to make friends and he knows to suggest that we should walk out of the EU without going for a groundbreaking new deal for us whist instilling the need for reform throughout the whole organization would be be ridulous and a progressive negotiation is the only way to proceed.. that is a win win scenario for the public and in the final judgement they get a referndum to vote one way or the other.

    The frustration remains the timescale but by the time its implemented 2017
    will probably be about right.

    To hold a referendum now would be ludicrous and always was given the PM pledged to persue reform … to have yielded to a ‘referendum now’ lobby would have been easy but why settle for easy when the chimes are right to strike a good settlement.

    Frau Merkel wants reform and politically she needs it as her re-election prospects narrow.. Hollande is powerless but will resist CAP reforms … the rest are so focused on Euro problems and deficits still unresolved growth is weak. They need the ECB to continue it’s own QE otherwise they are prayerless but that will take time to feed through.

    Whilst we might be only modestly growing we are least well set to take advantage of global markets with a currency at ease internationally and
    low interest rates shielding the housing market.

    The key objective in the short term is to continue focusing on getting sustainable growth across the ‘employing’ sectors and targetted economic stimuli from the treasury will help the rebalancing.

    Tories are always rebellious when their constituents start moaning …its what they do but running this country isn’t a game and they know in the final analysis their and the country’s fortunes lie in the success of the Conservative way rather than the repeatedly failed socialist ‘blank piece of paper’ or the spineless expedient liberal democrat fiasco.

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    Camoron the Marriage Destroyer says:

    Hey there all you Swivel Eyed Loons — this is how it should be done in my politically correct kw eer paradise. Well done you two Dads.

    I’m glad the poor little kids’ mother is miles away, after all they don’t need her around, do they?

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    Now! Now! You mustn’t mock foreigners, especially when they are trying. His limited understanding of English had lead him to believe that Kier was the Hairman of the British Labour Party. That had been drummed into him quite early on.

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    nellnewman says:

    I read somewhere last week that if the UK votes to come out of the EU, all those drawing £1000’s in EU pensions every year, ie mandy and the kinnochios et al and of course eventually the useless baronessashton (gordon’s bosom pal) , will lose their EU pensions.

    I can’t think of a better reason to vote to come out of the EU ASAP!

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    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    I say instigate immediately an unconscionably high level of tax on all breaths taken such that it can only be paid by billionaires.

    that solves population explosion, climate change , politicians and the unemployment /pensions problem at a stroke

    what s not to like . ( mind you most bankers would still be around ….. )

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    nellnewman says:

    LOL!!! Dave to relaunch the tory party – will that be in the same style that gordon kept re-launching the labour party every few weeks in the run up to the the 2010 election.

    It didn’t work for him dave , it won’t work for you.

    Of course dave could try and grow a backbone and become a real tory – that might have a better effect – but I’m not holding my breath!

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    Dump Dave -- Get on with it -- NOW says:

    FFS — When are the gutless bastards that call themselves Conservative M.P.s going to launch a putsch against Gay Luvving Dave and his Boyfriends in Cabinet?

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    nellnewman says:

    I really hate that stupid word ‘progressive’ what the devil does it mean ?

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Going in a direction, not usually the right one.

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    Chancellor Merkel, Fourth Reich. says:

    O.K. Dave — we will allow you some impressive changes to the British Sausage regulations so that you can spin it as a major breakthrough to the gullible plebs — but otherwise you can fuck off concerning any other renegotiations.

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    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    though certainly a loon he could nt have been swivel eyed dear… .
    following a tragic rugby accident in his youth he only had the one .. and that kept looking straight ahead … no doubt adroitly refusing to see any war ships on the economic horizon .

  247. 247
    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    …. signed H- A- P- P- Y

    by Mr Peter Bowles.

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    green ink says:

    I am using the word to describe an adept step by step process Nell … the
    technicalities of achieving a deal, across the board within the EU, is a
    monumental task and he will need to focus on the more economically
    significant areas as primary targets.

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    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    hold on

    albania hasn t got any wonga it s potless is nt it??

    or have the eussr and the draghi queen ‘ s ECB been loading the financial helicopter and airlifting the proceeds ti Tirana ??

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    Angela Panzer says:

    Let him have a big success on raising the tax on green energy.
    Then he can say the government is raising lots of money for immigrants by making energy users pay.

    It’s a winner. We o it in Germany and people love paying.

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    Wyle Cop says:

    Even the Shad. Cab. have given up any hope of victory in 2015. No wonder Dave is so sloppily relaxed:–Soapbox-Ed-caught-pants-down.html

  252. 252
    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    ahh … but which lips ?

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    Brussels Broadcasting Chancers says:

    Red ink, more like, as it’s the colour of the new Soviet Europe.

    If, and it’s a big if, divvy Dave makes it to the next parliament as PM, he will still not want to leave your(?) EUSSR and by then so much will have changed that it will be a whole new ball game.

    But what is more likely by putting off this referendum till somebody else is elected it means we won’t get that vote at all.

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    Frau Merkel's Diary says:

    you don’t speak for this frau you can keep your norfolk sausage and butcher’s dogs – we have a brankfurst for reactionary troublemakers like you and you’re getting it if you dump the turkey – he can say what my electorate think and take the flak if it falls on deaf ears then we’ll see whose sausage wags the dog.

    but don’t tell him Pyke.

  255. 255

    Agree with your summary in large part. The problem is with Dave and his party. They decided they needed a son of Blair at the very instant that Blair’s image started to seriously tarnish. They have thus lost eight years as this ludicrous assumption is unwound, as without doubt it must be.

    Indeed, but for this wrong-headed approach, it is likely that the Tories would have won an overall majority. Now some might want to argue the case over this but how else would one explain UKIP’s inexorable rise from those times, initially almost exclusively at the expense of the Tories?

    If a week is a log time in politics then eight years is an eternity. Young people can become middle-aged in that time and the middle-aged can become elderly.

    No wonder people are saying Bugger it, I cannot wait any longer! I held out against this feeling myself until I realised that we were going backwards even faster under the coalition than we were under Gordon Brown.

    Meanwhile the disaffected are likely to go somewhere on the basis that, had they done so earlier, the timescales you quite correctly set out would be maturing now and the benefits would be in sight if not already evident.

    The proposed way calls for another seven years and a fair wind by which time some of the elderly may be pushing up daisies.

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    National Socialist says:

    Could it be that Cameron, or others in the cabinet, are being blackmailed?

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    It is a word which fails under its own terms.

  258. 258
    Great Briton says:

    Tour de France…….. Child’s play

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    Hear all See all Say nowt says:

    Read all about it……………..Read all about it

    ‘Mad swivel-eyed loons’ feared lost jumping from s(t)inking ship.

    Captain & crew blithely stay on board regardless of their impending fate.

    Read all about it……………….

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    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    what you mean like …. seminal fluids after a 2 am session of Channel Bunny Babe X ?

    is that what you’re getting at Dominic Cum- in- her- snatch ??

    Don t get me wrong I agree with all you say . Just could’ nt resist rearranging your surname …

  261. 261
    Feckin right too says:

    “The DWP has been ordered to publish the names of firms taking part in the controversial schemes. The setback follows a recent ruling that staff had been unlawfully made to work unpaid for organisations including Poundland”

  262. 262
    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    if i were you and in obviously such dire straits (sultans of swing etc ) i would just stay down in the colliery mate and never come back up .

    cheaper than a trip to dignitas and saves on family funeral costs …

  263. 263
    green ink says:

    the colour of the ink has no significance.

    I couldn’t agree more … time and changes may produce a solution that works either way … it is at this point undetermined… but I don’t think we should turn our back on striving for a level playing field for trade as a fundiment of whatever outcome is decided.

  264. 264
    Helen121 says:

    I am certainly keen to see the list of companies – and put it straight against the list of donors to the Tory Party. And yes, which MPs from any party have financial involvement in those companies.

    Also it will enable us to tally exactly how much has been given to those companies in the form of free labour. I am less against the work experience scheme which I understand is of quite short duration, no?

  265. 265
    Mae L Strom says:

    Going in ever-decreasing circles, as in down the plug-hole.

  266. 266
    "PROGRESSIVE" another Noo£ieBore redefinition says:

    “PROGRESSIVE” “Investement” “Neo-endogenous Growth” – just some of the words redefined and made worthless by the odious Bliar and his coterie.

  267. 267
    The BBC are cunts says:

    Where ? Where ? Can we offer you a nice cushy interview ???

  268. 268
    The tit in no.10 (but not for long at all now) says:

    Thanks, Angular.
    Are we allowed to prick the skins ?

  269. 269
    Mein Herr RumpyPumpy unt others says:

    SSHHH! – vee have vays ov making you zer stumm keep!

  270. 270
    Gordon Brown says:

    I won one year – on flat tyres! – Can’t be bothered this year.

  271. 271
    nellnewman says:

    Apparently mandelson and the kinnochios are joining forces with cameron to keep the UK in the EU. They are absolutely desperate to save their EU pensions and will do anything and tell any lie in order to achieve that!!

  272. 272
    Anonymous says:

    You’ve been hanging around toilets again haven’t you Herman?

  273. 273
    nellnewman says:

    cleggie will be joining them in their lying/misinformation marathon as he wants an EU commissioner’s job just after 2015 when the libdems bo mb out at the next election.

    BaronessAshton, gordon’s bosom pal who has proved utterly useless by anybody’s standard as EU foreign minister will be adding her voice to the cacophony to keep us in the EU as otherwise she also will be losing thousands in EU pensions etc over the next few years.

    The EU is all about what the UK political elite can leach off the taxpayer!!! It’s nothing to do with what’s best for the UK!!

  274. 274
    Ray Zondetra says:

    The ‘Conservatives’ abandoned the Conservative way long ago and joined the old enemy. That is why UKIP exists.

  275. 275
    Anonymous says:

    It means things getting progressively shite.

  276. 276
    Dan Hodges says:

    First look at the front pages with BBCPapers at 10.30pm. Reviewers: Isabel Hardman of The Spectator & Owen”The rampant Poof” Jones of The Independent

  277. 277
    green ink says:

    you are absolutely right SC the timescale constantly frustrates.

    I don’t think David cameron as PM was a bad choice given the options rising at the time … the party likes him but is very frustrated when they don’t appear to be being listened to .. and frankly the the posh boy slang pathetic but in honesty what else can the socialists fall back on … champagne socialist apologists as they are.

    Ukip picked up a wealth of dissaffected tories and are now pulling in libdems and labourites … but the rump is tory and whilst they may not succumb in the short term they are more likley to allign with them than the libdems or labour.

    That may mean changes at the top table but I don’t see in Cameron a one trick pony and I do see farage having a very steep learning curve.

    Its easy to end up with a jaundiced view but this may be one of the most interesting periods in Uk politics for some time.

  278. 278
    Frau Merkel's Diary says:

    oh you little tinker … I prefer rumpledforeskins but feel free.

  279. 279
    Owen Jones Mum says:

    You say my Owen is going to be up at 10:30 PM ?

    His bedtime is at 8:30. Owen !

  280. 280
    LampLighter says:

    Interesting, if true. But I don’t think it would be the Europeans, but the Cousins. Why?
    I can’t see the Bundesnachrichtendienst (and other German intel agencies) or the DSG getting one over on our agencies. And to blackmail HMG they would have to do just that. The Cousins are a different matter, but only because their pockets are deeper not because of competence.

  281. 281
    Herman tortures kittens in his dungeon, and we know he does says:

    Time to find out if the communitarian dialectic works.

    My guess: Without massive input to industry, given lack of demand, employers will not be creating more jobs any time soon.

    They will hoard cash though and watch the EU burn.

    Once EU is gone, should be plenty of jobs for rebuilding something better on a more local scale.

  282. 282
  283. 283
    Aunt Hilda says:

    don’t worry Nellie the Prime Mincer and the Pillocks can croon on as long as they like – they’re dead duck champagne socialists

  284. 284
    Ed Moribund says:

    You know inflation and stagflation and deflation.

    Well, which one is the good one?

  285. 285
    Ghengis says:

    52 million reasons per day to leave the cess pit of the EUSSR

  286. 286
    DONE FOR DAVE once a homo always a homo says:

    I say you chaps , just do what comes natural

  287. 287
    DONE FOR DAVE once a homo always a homo says:

    Cameron is still lying
    he is now saying “we will re negotiate our position in Europe before a referendum
    which means “we wont need a referendum as i’ve re negotiated our position in Europe”


  288. 288
  289. 289
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:


  290. 290
    Comedy Dave says:

    …this isn’t just tax avoidance…this is M&S tax avoidance…

    Do you think it will catch on ?

  291. 291
    Jimmy says:

    I don’t understand Mandelson’s Sopranos comparison. Wasn’t the Sopranos about organised crime?

  292. 292
    Stuart Hall says:

    Better to have a In an Deep as well.

  293. 293
    Comedy Dave says:

    This isn’t just anyone just screwing us over…. this is M&S screwing us over…..

  294. 294
    Stuart Hall says:

    Followed by an Over an out.

  295. 295

    But you have already noted that UKIP are now pulling in non-Tories in substantial numbers. The previous time this happened was under Margaret Thatcher who was less of a Tory than she was a radical.

    Farage is certainly a huge admirer of Thatcher and, significantly, does not disdain the views of ordinary folk of any persuasion again just like the Iron Lady.

    What you are seeing here is the Nolan Chart at work. New alliances are set up between people who previously would not regard themselves as bedfellows. What they do have in common is the clear recognition that the current system is simply not serving them any more.

  296. 296
    One Term Dave says:

    What iceberg? I can’t see any iceberg. Chillax.

  297. 297
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:


  298. 298
    Educating the ignorant says:

    It’s ‘leech’, not ‘leach’.

  299. 299
    Anonymous says:

    Pleasepleasepleaseplease stay in the EU my luvly boyos. Look you, me and the missus won’t have anything to do if we can’t spend hours counting our pensions.

  300. 300
    nellnewman says:

    I would really like to see the unconvinceable cable as leader of the libdems.

    If they think cleggie has taken them to unfathomable lows – it’s nothing compared to where the incomparable bumbling vince will take them!!!!

  301. 301
    Curious says:

    Who’s his daddy Ms.Jones? There can’t be any other explanation for the amount of air time the little shit gets, other than good old blackmail.

  302. 302
    nellnewman says:

    mandy apparently will lose £50k a year if we come out of the EU – the kinnochios have 4/5 EU pensions of the same value which mean they will lose about £250k a year . baronessashton the rubbish eu foreign office chap will lose even more.

    The sooner it happens the better – look how much it will save us on top of the £50million a day we are giving the EU for no benefit to us!!!

  303. 303
    One Term Dave says:

    You are exactly the kind of oik me and my Eton chums see as a swivel eyed loon. We know what we’re doing because we studied PPE at Oxford.

  304. 304
    Ex Loon says:

    You’ve already hit it Captain, you dumb cnut. It had a pink gay marriage flag on it. Your ship is holed below the waterline, and water is flooding over the bulkheads. You’re fucked.

  305. 305
    Samcam says:

    Dave — I’ve told you before — that’s the wrong orifice — you old Etonians are all the same.

  306. 306
    Casual Observer says:

    It’s not M&S you stupid cnut — it’s you that’s screwing us

  307. 307
    albacore says:

    After all, is this a democracy?
    LibLabCons know better than you and me
    Well, they always have, so they always will
    They’re cute and lovely and totally brill
    It ain’t their fault, all it is is bad luck
    That everything they touch ends in the muck
    A referendum’s too much to ask for
    As sure as sure, according to Sod’s Law
    Us ignorant plebs would demand an OUT
    I ask you! Is that what voting’s about?

  308. 308
    EU Watch says:

    Article 50 of the Lisbon treaty has all the provisions and renegotiation is the best foot forward.

    Only problem is, Dave has already tried that and the EU said: No.

    The other shining example of the wonderful working relationship EU-UK and Dave’s presence over there was the small matter of EU budget negotiation. Dave said it would go down, EU said they would reduce, then what happened. UK proposed increase of about GBP 3m / day

    Time to exit.

    Following Exit, put interest rates back at 5% and start trading direct with the confused folk in the Commonwealth (New Zealand / Canada have been sounding very communist in tone recently, and Australia is about to have a big housing collapse…) and some quite nice chaps in the newly emerged world.

    Plenty out there.

    Mandy says that UKIP are about isolation.

    Isolation is what the EU is hoping to do to the UK.

    Exiting is very much not an isolationist decision.

  309. 309
    Ed Banger says:

    I’d like to thack Ed Ballth but he givth me the willy.

  310. 310
    Anonymous says:

    Good post green ink but I’m afraid your hopes of reform will be dashed, look at the Tobin tax, they couldn’t protect our most important industry from the EU.

  311. 311
    nellnewman says:

    Anybody have a good argument for staying in the EU?

    No thought not!!

  312. 312
    Frankfurt school for goyim says:

    I could stop us declaring war on Germany again and then blaming the Germans for starting it again?

  313. 313
    EU Watch says:

    Once the UK exits, there would be a very good reason to offer other European countries membership of the Commonwealth.

    No strings, just trade.

  314. 314

    Dispatched, HM James VI&I, DG R, GB,F&I, Defensor Fidei.

    Shirley Williams divide coruscating through I fear.

  315. 315
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Jimmy just cast your mind over the happenings over the last 30 odd years, perjury, false expenses claims, bar fights, grabbing the mace and waving it about threateningly need I go on.

  316. 316
    Eurogayers on a night like this says:

    Soon, it seems gayness will be the norm and the perverts will be those who choose sexual consort the traditional way.

  317. 317
    Real Conservatives vote UKIP says:

    The dead sheep Howe, not content with having knifed Maggie, returns to perpetuate all the lies about Europe and the EU and demonstrate beyond all possible doubt that he is a traitor to the UK and its people.
    Meanwhile, Prince of Darkness Mandelson has the nerve to accuse ‘Tory Eurosceptics’ of running a protection racket when that is the very thing that he himself is doing under the cloak of the EU.
    These vermin are being flushed from under their stones and exposed for what they are as they try to defend the EU, surely one of the very biggest criminal organisations the world has ever seen.
    The downfall of the EU cannot come a moment too soon.

    Fight to restore freedom and democracy to Europe.

  318. 318
    s says:

    the lower classes don’t have any wealth – the elites have stolen it all fuck face

  319. 319
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    Did they?

    Or do you tell lies?

  320. 320
    Dead Sheep Maulers Office says:

    Geoffrey for PM.

  321. 321
    Sid Snott says:

    don’t ya just love tories and right wing loons – they get it wrong all of the time
    if ukip is the ansa god knows what the fucking question was!!!

  322. 322
    Jimmy says:

    What I do in my spare time is no concern of yours.

  323. 323
    Gizzard Puke says:

    ah yes the commonwealth – well for some but not all me thinks – back to days of empire – blimey you people are fucking arses – longing for days of old – 17th century here we come

  324. 324
    Gizzard Puke says:

    Real Conservatives are inbred loonies

  325. 325
    The neo nuts looney loons says:

    Yip yip yip

  326. 326

    You are taking us back a few years already.

  327. 327
    Brussels Broadcasting Chancers says:

    Exposing the likes of you for one.

  328. 328

    Why is Owen Jones so pasty white when his privates appear wonderfully suntanned?

  329. 329
    Depression It's what your Husband does says:

  330. 330
    Read and Digest Dude. The Commonwealth is all that the EU ain't says:

    The member states cooperate within a framework of common values and goals, as outlined in the Singapore Declaration. These include the promotion of democracy, human rights, good governance, the rule of law, individual liberty, egalitarianism, free trade, multilateralism and world peace. The Commonwealth is not a political union, but an intergovernmental organisation in which countries with diverse social, political and economic backgrounds are regarded as equal in status

  331. 331
    Anonymous says:

    Camerons real day job is to destroy the Tory Party/ He actively seeks to get rid of members, and membership has declined from around 400,000 to around 120,000 under his leadership. It will now go into freefall. This development is
    secretly welcomed by Cameron and his cronies who will be able to easily manipulate a small membership clique technologically linked to Tory HQ. No need for these loony local members then/

  332. 332
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Shut it swivel eyed loon.

  333. 333
    The UKIP tail wagging the Tory dog says:

    The muslims will never allow that.

  334. 334
    Anonymous says:

    Good old socialists. Keep stirring up your class war and hatred of the rich.

    It’s the only way you’ll get any votes – seeing as you don’t have any policies.

  335. 335
    Anonymous says:

    All the top Tories are bad eggs.

  336. 336
    Gorran the Loon says:

    How’s that mad swivel-eyed loon if a husband doing?

  337. 337
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    And M&S have clothes made in Bangladesh. Now why did the media only tell us about Primark?

  338. 338
    Chuka smokes his Lagos shopping says:

  339. 339

    Like you, I can only report what i have heard.

    I did invent the bit about the mosque, just in case you have become worried.

    Having answered your question, you must now answer mine: Is irony really lies, in the same sense that you were using?

  340. 340

    So is Danbert Nobacon.

  341. 341
    Anonymous says:

    The biggest risk to leaving is any political price we might have to pay. We shouldn’t take our access to the single market for granted just because of Switzerland and that we have a trade deficit. An acrimonious exit will have political consequences. Pissing off an economic giant like Germany is not good business. Not saying we shouldn’t leave but we should manage it diplomatically and absolutely not let Ukip’s reductive populism dictate the agenda.

  342. 342
    pro.grass. says:

    the opp is anti.grass which sounds like anti.gua.
    pro is 4 cows.
    anti 4 pleasure…b.i.a.t.c.h

  343. 343

    One can only imagine that Umunna did not exist before 2002 when he joined Herbert Smith at the age of 23. He the became a fully fledged {insert noun of choice: I will use self-publicist} in that year. Before that he can have had no experience or memory.

    So all he knows about is Labour government which, through its fundamental misunderstanding of economic liberalism, enabled large corporations to indulge themselves as they liked, free of any regulations which had existed in the Conservative government years. Thus was Libor manipulation born. Sub-prime lending mushroomed. CDOs became instantly manufactured currency. Now we find that the fuel giants were fixing prices to the detriment of the British public. All under Labour’s watch.

    None of these things happened under the 18 years of conservative administration previously nor, to be scrupulously fair, did they happen under the Wilson/Callaghan administrations to any great extent.

    So who can he possibly be railing against? Messrs Blair and Brown, please step forward. Chuka, your nappy needs a change. It stinks.

  344. 344
    Bazinga! says:

    Who else thinks Cameron is doing all this to divert attention from a failing economy?

  345. 345
    Anonymous says:

  346. 346
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    In order to qualify as irony could you please clarify how your post related to irony?

  347. 347
  348. 348
    Arse fuck for freedom says:

    This headline says it all…arse fuck for freedom!

    Blilderbugger Dave…lick your arse out!

  349. 349
    DONE FOR DAVE once a homo always a homo says:

    Desperate women do desperate things
    Like marrying a fucking retard

    What the fuck were you thinking ?

  350. 350
    Al Gore's hockey stick says:

    Scientists say the recent downturn in the rate of global warming will lead to lower temperature rises in the short-term.
    Since 1998, there has been an unexplained “standstill” in the heating of the Earth’s atmosphere.
    Source – BBC

  351. 351
    DONE FOR DAVE once a homo always a homo says:

    Come on John Redwood , you still have one last leadership challenge in you !

    Do it for your party and your country , get rid of this lying European arse licker Cameron , before it’s too late

  352. 352
    Anonymous says:

    You mean like people who say they asked for time off to go on reality tv shows ?

  353. 353
    Anonymous says:

    But ukip are swivel eyed loons themselves ! and they slam phones down on scottish radio stations !

  354. 354
    Anonymous says:

    ukip arent in the same league as the 3 main parliamentary parties, they have no MPs. They have never been tried in government, and it would be at least 50 years before they could develop the infrastructure, expertise and funding to become a major party.Why are their members so unrealistic ?

  355. 355
    Anonymous says:

    If yours had she would have drowned you at birth, you unpleasant fecker.

  356. 356
    Anonymous says:

    Labour only comment on really important things, like the price of pasties at Greggs, things like that.

  357. 357
    Anonymous says:

    But surely the enlightened Labour and Libdem parties will vote yes ?

  358. 358
    Anonymous says:

    what have you done this weekend ? looked for a job ?

  359. 359
    Anonymous says:

    Thank you Professor.

  360. 360
    Joe Blogs says:


  361. 361
    I.KIP.DO.U ? says:

    Did they airbrush the pillow out of that picture or what ? :-)

  362. 362
    UKIP therefore I am says:

    It would be good if these scientists gave up and figured out something more useful, like how to lower energy costs.

    One suggestion: Fracking

  363. 363
    King James (fuck the rigmarole) says:

    Punctuation, sirrah; hadst thou employed it, thy point had been better made. Didst thou imply “dispatched” were misspelt? (‘Tis an acceptable variation, we propound.) Thou shouldst have thrown in some inverted commas comprehending the word, that we would understand thee the better for your having done so. In addition, our good mog, “divide” may be all the better rendered with the leading “D” being upper-case, and a comma following “through” had surely done no harm were it there. Inverted commas for that eponymous phrase– perhaps de trop, we will allow, in the instant example.

    Apparently, in attempting to affix blame for errors in composition upon the head of Mistress Williams and her deleterious effect upon the educations of the subjects of this realm, someone, whom we name not, fell into the very snare he had set. It doth sound to us as if he hath once more stepped upon his own dick. ‘Twere better all around he had paid more attention in English class regardless of when it was he was thought to have been properly schooled.

  364. 364
    Gordon Brown MP(?) says:

    Setting the record straight: I am NOT a swivel-eyed loon. Rather, I am merely a plain ordinary ten-a-penny daft bugger. I want to thank you for letting me be myself again, more like a Sly Stone, than an Horatio Nelson; Sly was notorious for being a headcase who never showed up either.

  365. 365
    Mandy Pandy comes out to play says:

    Did they patch things up with Neil Young? Well, Gary Rossington that is. Sadly he seems the only one left.

  366. 366
    Mandy Pandy comes out to play says:

    It’s the sun mun – it comes up at five these days, haven’t you heard? Me bedroom is eastern facing, and it was blue skies this morning and so I was up with the blackbirds, picking worms.

  367. 367
    Mandy Pandy comes out to play says:

    Franzl Lang from deep deep Southern Germany is brilliant, where the proper Germans come from… And Jacques Tati was one hilarious bloke too, mon amis.

  368. 368
    Mandy Pandy comes out to play says:

    Don’t care what anyone says, but when the eastern euro ladies started to sing, they all grabbed my attention, and they didn’t disappoint… ;)

  369. 369
    M­aq­bo­ul says:

    Imagine that, never being able to let off a ripping fart ever again. It’s one of a real man’s few pleasures in life.

  370. 370
    Mandy Pandy comes out to play says:

    But you still had your metal screw driver, that looks as if it was made out of an old metal coat hanger?

  371. 371
    M­aq­bo­ul says:

    Mad looney. As opposed to a sane, normal looney?

  372. 372
    Mandy Pandy comes out to play says:

    Couldn’t give a damn if a squirrel married a goat in my local church down the road, more the merrier I say, and more money in the Vicars coffers for the church roof fund and all that. I have no idea why the Tory right hardcore are getting so worked up about this. Anyway, official marriage is a pair of legal handcuffs/ball and chain, so think of the extra work for solicitors if things go tits up for such in the future?

  373. 373
    M­aq­bo­ul says:

    Everyone must mobilise? Who the fuck does this guy think he is? Comrade Stalin announcing his first Five Year Plan.

  374. 374
    M­aq­bo­ul says:

    Golden handcuffs.

  375. 375
    Mandy Pandy comes out to play says:

    Weather has gone a bit crazy, in the last few years especially, so something is going on. It is said the melting of the Arctic ice cap will lead to colder Winters and warmer Summers in the UK and Western Europe, due to the modification of the North Atlantic Gulf stream, with it’s knock on effects to the Jet Stream due to changes in sea water evaporation. It’s one of my hobbies, looking at what is going on in the North Atlantic sea environment, year on year.

  376. 376
    Mandy Pandy comes out to play says:

    Has he learnt to sing yet, let alone speak in Welsh?

  377. 377
    A Pensioner says:

    Since when has appeasing the Hun done any good? Strength is what those Prussians appreciate. Go on Dave, show em your willy.

  378. 378
    Mandy Pandy comes out to play says:

    And if anyone is wondering about my user name, Mandy especially…

  379. 379
    Mandy Pandy comes out to play says:

    HEY! leave Sarah along, she is alright, you keyboard bullies – she’s done nothing wrong. Just give me a shout Sarah if you want me to call the lads to sort anyone out, ok?

  380. 380
    Mandy Pandy comes out to play says:

    We have always had gays, and us Welsh don’t mind them at all. We allow them to be as God produced them, without any form of prejudice. Anyway, they make good hairdressers, internal house decorators and boutique shop owners for the ladies, and that also makes me puzzled why tory right hardcore ladies are giving them now a hard time, since they use their services always.

  381. 381
    albacore says:

    Look upon Dave’s works and try not to despair
    What with him and premiers like Brown and Blair
    The place to focus on growth and inflation
    Ain’t the budget. It’s rising immigration
    In any case, the vision that’s strongest held
    In Parliament’s to UP the E U’s Danegeld

  382. 382
    Anonymous says:

    I think that Mellor and Red Ken on Radio Bloke (LBC) Saturday mornings is the best listen around (after Nick Abbot)! Beats that constant fucking al-Beeb lefty drone any day.

  383. 383
    Toothless Dave, EU-lover who claims he can renegotiate on our behalf when he cannot and will not says:

    Extra work for my solicitor chums ? I should say so ! Absobloodylutely !

  384. 384
    Why bother with real evidence when you can make up your own to suit your agenda says:

    The best use for climate-change scientists is to throw another one on the fire when it gets a bit chilly of an evening.
    These were the people who were predicting a new ice-age not so long ago, and with just as much certainty. Their expertise depends solely upon who’s prepared to pay them the most money.

  385. 385
    Oy Vey says:

    GOLD 1,343.30 -21.40 -1.57%

    I can’t take much more of this .

  386. 386
    Dave lost his appeal long ago says:

    So now Dave’s claiming that ‘gay marriage’ is all about saving money and that it’ll cost us if we don’t let him ram his bill through.
    Funny how he never thought to mention this alleged cost-saving before.

  387. 387
    Support your local impoverished MP says:

  388. 388
    Rick Deckard says:

    So Chuka turns out to be a replicant. Who would have guessed ?

  389. 389
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    If I was a cynic I would say that this weekend grey men in blue suits have been trying to get rid of Mr Cameron.

  390. 390
    Baruch says:

    This is getting serious now.

  391. 391
    Gay MP says:

    Dave is a mong, who will lose the Tories the next election, a bit like he did at the last one.

  392. 392

    If I did not know better I would say you were Taking de Pisse…

  393. 393
    Aunt Hilda says:

    that must rate as one of the all time great moments in politics .. the vulcan pans

  394. 394
    King James says:

    One never knows, do one.
    That’s MY version of it.

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