May 18th, 2013

Loongate: Where We Are


Last night the story broke that a senior Tory close to Cameron said of the EU Referendum and gay marriage backbench rebellions “It’s fine. There’s really no problem. The MPs just have to do it because the associations tell them to, and the associations are all mad, swivel-eyed loons.” It was reported by The Times and The Telegraph on their front pages in similar terms and also by the Mirror and Mail.

Sam Coates, James Kirkup, James Lyons and Tim Shipman are experienced journalists and will have known the likely repercussions of reporting an off the record / Lobby terms comment even without attribution. They set speculation running by describing the source of the comments as having “strong social connections” to the PM and as a “senior party” figure. For the record Guido has not spoken to any of the journalists concerned.

This morning Guido emailed Lord Feldman

Feldman has publicly denied being the source of the quote

feldman“There is speculation on the internet and on Twitter that the senior Conservative Party figure claimed to have made derogatory comments by the Times and the Telegraph is me.

“This is completely untrue. I would like to make it quite clear that I did not nor have ever described our associations in this way or in any similar manner. Nor do these alleged comments represent my view of our activists. On the contrary in the last eight years of working for the party, I have found them to be hard working, committed and reasonable people. They are without question the backbone of the party. I am very disappointed by the behaviour of the journalists involved, who have allowed rumour and innuendo to take hold by not putting these allegations to me before publication. I am taking legal advice.”

Not sure why Lord Feldman thinks the journalists concerned should have put the allegations to him when they didn’t name him and in any event he says he didn’t say the words concerned.

The journalists concerned are abiding by the conventions of the Lobby and not confirming the source whilst standing by the story. Downing Street “supports Lord Feldman’s position” and denies that anyone in Downing Street was the source of the quote. Which of course is an allegation no one has made.

Guido has not received any legal notices…


  1. 1
    Cameronhatesdecentpeople says:

    I would expect that the person most likely to have said this is David Cameron, himself.

  2. 2
    V1le, vicious Labour ruined my Country says:

    Are you feeling enriched in the diverse multicultural UK shithouse?

  3. 3
    SadButMadLad says:

    “There is speculation on the internet and on Twitter that the senior Conservative Party figure claimed to have made derogatory comments by the Times and the Telegraph is me.”

    What about the Mirror and Mail? Were they told by the Times and Telegraph journalists? Sounds like Feldman has just let slip a clue as to how much he really knows if he’s limiting to just Times and Telegraph.

  4. 4
    Westminster Intern says:

    Guido, Have you got nothing better to do ? This is just tedious nonsense.

  5. 5
    Labour is off its ED says:

    Couldn’t agree with you more Westminster.

  6. 6

    He looks like a loon to me.

  7. 7
    Down Shep says:

    Did he used to be called Marty?.

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    Anonymous says:

    It’s very much like something Nick Boles would say,he hates decent Tories.

  9. 9

    Fruitcakes, clowns and loons unite against the nasty party and its sickly `modernisers` !

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    nellnewman says:

    Was the person who said tory members were ‘swivel eyed loons’ attending a dinner on Wednesday night for the Conservative Friends of Pakistan at the InterContinental Hotel at Westminster?

    Would the guilty party care to develop some guts and stand up, admit he said it, apologise and resign so saving his colleagues anymore embarrassing speculation and cutting short the damage this is doing to the tory party ?

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    Wurzel says:

    +1, But then again, anything remotely connected to politics is considered nothing but drivel by the majority of the public these days.

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    Anonymous says:

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Its what Cameron and his cronies believe and what they stand for.

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    its time for Cameron to go.

  15. 15
    Wurzel says:

    All the loons, clowns, fruitcakes and closet racists, should collectively jump ship to UKIP – 100+ instant MPs.

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    john in cheshire says:

    If these people don’t want to represent said loons, then they can always find a better way of making a living. Otherwise, they should do what every paid servant does if he doesn’t want to be sacked – do as you are told and stop being insolent towards those who pay your wages.

  17. 17
    Owin Jones says:

    Good evening Benders

    I think I’m ovulating now.

  18. 18
    Wurzel says:

    To the Dunny. That would be the best part of him disposed of!

  19. 19
    Lancashire Procurator Fiscal says:

    In an area where I have no prejudice, when one listens and sees Feldman, one can just begin to understand anti-semitism

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    anon. says:

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    Owin Jones says:

    My brother calls a spade a spade.

    He also calls a fish finger a spade.

    My brother is a retarded,swivel eyed,Tory activist loon.

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    nellnewman says:

    I would expect the person who did say this to stand up and take the flack and apologise. Oh wait a minute we’re talking about politicians here ………………….

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    Farage against the machine says:

    I have tonight updated the Party constitution to add Scotsmen to those we ban from membership, joining homophobes, bunty-men, anti-semites and racists.

    Loons are, of course, very welcome.

  24. 24

    You know this is a politics blog? This is currently the top story. Were you looking for the Eurovision Song Contest?

  25. 25
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Another poll. Do you know anyone that took part in the poll?
    There are more polls on UKIP than labour let in to the country.

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    nellnewman says:

    No one can’t!!

    His religion is irelevant !!

    The fact that he’s a politician is a different matter. Seems to me these days our politicians of all parties are untrustworthy, dishonest, and in it for what they can get for themselves and damn the taxpayer and the electorate and the public generally.

    Very poor crop of politicians we have these days!!!

  27. 27
    Dee Lusional says:

    They are not swivel-eyed and I can prove it. All the swivel-eyed have left to join UKIP which is why they are now the second largest vote in my area. So there.

    Come along Otto.

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    Nigel 4 million Romanians and Scotsmen are scum Farage says:

    Loons are the backbone of UKIP.

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    Storm clouds over Camoron says:

    Rather see UKIP have it’s own MPs by getting them voted in, otherwise all that will have happened is the public will see them as rats jumping ship and it will also give the Liebour and Libcrap ammunition to spin and lie about.

  30. 30
    Basil Fawlty says:

    Indeed, somebody made a not-too-polite comment about a group of poeple… yawn

  31. 31
    Marcia Irvin says:

    Well done Guido, the only one with any ‘whatever’. The others seem to have bottled it !!

  32. 32
    Marty Feldman says:

    I used to ride on the roof of London buses.

  33. 33
    Enoch Powell was right says:

    I warned you 50 years ago about what would happen.

    You never listened to me and now it is to late.

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    Down Shep says:

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    nellnewman says:

    TNS BMRB have released their latest poll. Topline voting intention figures are CON 28%(+3), LAB 37%(-3), LDEM 7%(-3), UKIP 18%(+4).

    I suspect that’s probably right . UKIP lead expanding, labour lead shrinking.

  37. 37
    One-Eyed Loon Gordon says:

    Relax. Chillout. Nothing wrong with swivel eyed loons we, ran the country for 11, years.

  38. 38
    nellnewman says:

    What are you wittering on about and who on earth is this enoch chap?

  39. 39
    Dr Owen Jones says:

    From a biomechanical point of view, having your head on a swivel is regarded as a good thing (cf. Ron Burgundy), but strangely not the eyes.

    Dr Owen Jones has not received any legal notices…

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    Bottle Fulla Piss says:


  41. 41
    One-Eyed Loon Gordon says:

    They way the Tories are going, we the Labour Loons will be back running the country come 2015.

  42. 42
    nellnewman says:

    Well I suspect the loongate scandal has spoiled cameron’s weekend. Good ! Perhaps sometime soon he’ll decide to get himself a proper tory administration and a backbone!

  43. 43

    Who exactly is Andrew Feldman going to take action against? He is now doing more to point the finger at himself than anyone else has.

    Expect to see Feldman v Feldman in the High Court listings at some time soon and may the best man win.

  44. 44
    Alexsandr says:

    loons like these?

  45. 45
    Enoch Powell was right says:

    The greastest Prim minister this country never had.

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    Jez says:


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    The Milliband across the water says:

    Hope everyone back in back in Blighty is enjoying my little ‘false flag’ escapade.

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Bryant is a spiteful little shit. The other night on QT he had every voting detail for Hammond on how he (Hammond) had voted in parliament on gay issues. Just shows the lengths labour go to in trying to get at their opposition, and using tax payers money to do it. Bryant’s sort can’t be wrong.

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    Westminster Intern says:

    What a privilege to have you answer personally.

    I’m sure you will find an entertaining way to integrate Eurovision into a post some time soon so I won’t be too disappointed.

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    fearless Frank says:

    Marty Feldman is right : the Tory party must me mad swivel eyed loons to allow themselves to continue to be led by little Lord Snooty and his disgusting clique.

    150 years ago John Stuart Mill called the Tories ‘the stupid party’. They still are.

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    C4 Guru-Murthy. For f**ks sake if you ask a question wait for the answer. GM really is an arsewipe.

  52. 52
    Marty Feldman says:

    Ha Ha the good old days.

    Bloody elf & safety pin would put a stop to that nowadays LOL

  53. 53
    nellnewman says:

    ‘little lord snooty’ is an expression that befits chuckusyamoney better!

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    Anonymous says:

    Oh dear.
    Why is it so difficult for people, including Guido, to know the difference between “it’s” and “its” when it is so easy to get it right?
    If you lot can’t get it right by tomorrow I’ll take my refund and leave, so there!

  55. 55
    Wyle Cop says:

    My thoughts exactly, Cat.

    Possibly too close to avoid a rear-end collision.

  56. 56
    B Disraeli hisself says:

    you’ve just got to get the votes in dear boy!

  57. 57
    nellnewman says:

    It was 13! 13 Years of The Terror! God Forbid we ever have to live through it all again!

  58. 58
    Wyle Cop says:

    Delicious to see Marta Andreason deselected by the Cons.

    Nige will have a couple of extra Timmy Taylor’s at the George and Dragon on the strength of that; I may well pop up there myself later.

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    And the swivel-eyers claim that union members are looneys, and it takes one of them to say the actually truth. Most Tory hard core supporters are just people with their heads stuffed full of Daily Wails, with a gobby mouth, constantly coming out with inane crap.

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    david davies says:

    this story smacks of the crap thrown by the grauniadistas at those establishing the SDP at the turn of the ’80’s

    a phrase to the effect ‘politics has to be sold like a brand of cornflakes’ was picked out a waste paper basket by a ‘rummager’ and broadcast by the left press as a revelation of callousness on the part of other politicos in their treatment of the electorate

    the rummager was a failed academic and press ‘ringer’

    one has quite forgot his name

  62. 62
    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    Yes – Labour will come first, and will have a quandary whether to form a coalition with band-wagon jumper oners, the Lib Dems maybe, but could be even UKIP…

  63. 63
    itsy bitsy etc.... says:

    when its your round we’ll let yer know!

  64. 64
    Politicus says:

    And he’d be right. Many party stalwarts are claret-swilling red-faced men in redder corduroys and gin-soaked old crones with blue rinses. They’re suspicious of foreigners, the young, different ethnicities and more. I can’t tell if their eyes swivel but they’re certainly lunatics.

    Many of these people have fled to UKIP, the new home of reactionary rejects.

    It’s the same with Labour too where many activists are rabid lefties who think the world owes them a living whilst they cling to bunkum ideologies. As for Lib Dem party officials, one word: sandals.

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    CHRIST! Cheers for the heads up Guido, I almost forgot – watching welsh club rugby final at the moment, and totally forgot. When the kick off in the Eurovision? That Danish girl is odds on favourite, Bonnie Tyler at fifties.

  66. 66
    Farage, hammer of the Scots! says:

    At this time of growing crisis, just let me say that while I do not seek high office unless the people of England demand, I would be honoured to lead a govt. of National Emergency and steer England back on a fair course and to her true destiny.

    And thank you.

  67. 67
    Anonymous says:

    Yes but if he had any sense, he would be too busy fixing the planning system. Instead he missed the point and changed the dimensions of extensions.

    The overriding issue in planning is the activism and attacks on the applicants. As soon as anyone wants a extension, or anything on privately held land, their name is for ever searchable on the internet along side their address. They become the subject for the internet attack groups, that live to hurt others.

    Objectors publish on websites the applicants details to put pressure on them to withdraw the application. It is even impossible to use an agent as the owners name must be, by law, on the public application form. Shadow websites can not be stopped from holding copies of this information for ever.

    This did not matter before the recent use of the internet by Councils, but now it is beyond control. Anyone careful (like the ones with money) will not risk using the planning system.

    Why is it even necessary? Who ever owns a building should not alter the ability to get a permission. It is the building, not the temporary owner, that is changed.

  68. 68
    Jack says:

    Whats the big deal?? I thought everyone knew the politicians hold their useful idiots ie. ordinary members in contempt.

    You know stuff like removing old men from conferences that dare to heckle one of the top dogs, or calling the voters bigots when they they think they are out of the range of a microphone.

    The clique in the three parties are working to a globalist agenda. The party structures are just modes of convenience for them to do what they want once in power. It’s then just placating the ‘swivelling loons’ with a few lies and the odd vote to please them to keep them on their leads and in the dark.

    Thankfully even the most dense village idiot is beginning to see that something is not quite right, where the politicians routinely ignore the will of the people and find democracy an inconvenience.

    Anyone with an ounce of self respect would have left the Tories ages ago. Why would you want to be their cattle making cakes and raising peanuts at the local branch meetings when a. they think you’re a peasant. b. They get their funds from big business and don’t need your stupid small change from curry nights.

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    Funny – that is exactly what Ewart Gladstone said too, Dizzy, when the Libs were actually a political party, and not a bunch of fanny flaps.

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    Anonymous says:

    Some people are colour blind. Some are blind to dangers. Some are blind to the emotions of others. Some are blind to failures in themselves.

    Does that explain it.

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    Marty Feldman's Pet Chameleon 'calyptratus' says:

    I have two swivel-eyes and change my colour frequently.

    I also have gone to UKIP.

  72. 72
    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    Like this fella? He used to be a Labour MP, once upon a time,

  73. 73
    Marty Feldman's Pet Chameleon 'calyptratus' says:

    Bonnie Tyler is toast before she even sings.

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    Anonymous says:

    One certainly does not even value our lives over his career. But then 2015 is our chance.

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    Windmills & Woofters says:

    Intern? Who you dropping ‘em for?

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    Hateful says:

    I watched QT the other night. Bryant really is a tedious boor.

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    “I would be honoured to lead a govt. of National Emergency and steer ” the Home Counties ” back on a fair course and to her true destiny” you must mean surely. Biggest laugh I had this week was the Jocks telling Nige to feck off beck wur yer froom, yer Sassenach, quite amused I was.

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    Anonymous says:

    Wasn’t it blair that used to run around denying things he’d never been accused of.Sack him dave before this gets out of hand.

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    Windmills & Woofters says:

    Is Pte. Fraser of the Walmington on Sea platoon a Tory activist?

    Maybe Andy wants to take him up the Novelty Rock Emporium?

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    Windmills & Woofters says:

    7 million

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    Labour will win, and might even win with a majority of seats, but depends on what UKIP will do. Just hoping they will split the Tory vote darn sarf in the Tory heartlands. And they might do, since a top Tory calling their own supporters raving loons, non-Monster Party..

  83. 83
    Windmills & Woofters says:

    Too easy. Punchline overload. Wibble.

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    Marty's friend says:

    It’s ok he’s another Oxford University bloke that is in politics so he must know what he is doing

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    nellnewman says:

    ComRes online poll, conducted for the Independent on Sunday and Sunday Mirror, is out tonight and has topline voting intention figures of CON 29%(-1), LAB 35%(-3), LDEM 8%(nc), UKIP 19%(+4).

    If labour are going to win 2015 they’ve got to do a lot better than this!!

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    Och the noo, no, he was SNP, to the hilt, the undertaker he is. As for the rest, blood runs Tory blue in them, but I suspect old Lance Corporal Jones the butcher could be socialist.

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    just for the record says:

    The public is totally fed up with this kind of inane bollocks.
    FFS- isn’t there enough to do with sorting out the country
    rather than wasting time on such crap.

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    Anonymous says:

    They have by definition volunteered to represent the so called “swivel-eyed loons” that obviously voted for them.

    Unless this is a variation of the accusation to discredit, like the idea of dishonestly claiming someone said “pleb”. Mud sticks better when the accusation is done by proxy. When people have to work for the answer it improves the information retention. They become part of the group of “people who know”.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    I really did laugh. x

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    It’s a phase the electorate is going through. Mills and Balls will show their cards when the time comes, backed up by the Mirror and the Guar dian.

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    just asking says:

    Is he a fan of men in dirty greying pants?

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    So Marty is telling Porky Pies then? says:

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    Hateful says:

    Come on, that’s not as funny as Jo Brand or Marcus Brigstock

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    Universal Hiss says:

    I’d like to see a Labour/ Libdem government next time round.

    They should manage to destroy what’s left of the country within two years.

    Let’s get it over with as soon as possible.

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    Anonymous says:

    Does it matter? As long as ours, has to find a real job that is all I care about.

  96. 96
    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    What comes to my mind is “State the beeding obvious why don’t you!”.

  97. 97

    That is the silencer and resonator gone.

    Normally it would not affect the inlet manifold but…

  98. 98
    Universal Hiss says:

    Oxbridge has got a lot to answer for. Should PPE degrees be looked on with extreme prejudice?

  99. 99
    Norman Tebbit says:

    They used to call me a semi-domesticated polecat you know.

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    Good start Marty, all this flag carrying business. Heard in Sweden when Bonnie is seen, the crowds go wild with cheers, as Graham Snorton just said.

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    tinpan quarantino says:

    yes isn’t it odd – he was baited by his colleagues for the interview with that american violence porn fellah – yet that was good interviewing – if the arsehole is in motion let it go! (and hod thee neb – owd cumbrian)

    but with ordinary mortals he lets himself down

    he needs the serial murderer interview (how does it feel?) spot – then he can be like that american fellah

  102. 102

    Oh! He’s denied it now.

    Must have been him then.

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    Wyle Cop says:

    And you should see the horrendous skidmarks…

  104. 104

    Oops! The world came to an end five minutes ago and no one noticed.

    From the BBC:

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    wallace williams says:

    yes they were showing what can let loose (‘hing oot?’) when nationalist politics are played

    ain’t that what UKIP are doing?

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    Eurovision says:

    Vote UKIP.

  107. 107
    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    Remember, Jocks, remember,

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    Eurovision says:

    EU Funded team, and closed the window.

    On this rather chilly day in mid May, the global warming mob can take a hike.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    but you didn’t run off to your lawyers did you? You just sank your teeth into the groin area of your tormentors.

    That’s because you didn’t get a first in jurisprudence.

    Can the morals of law, if that’s not an oxymoron, be taught or should that be tort?

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    JadedJean says:

    Yet again we have one of the chosen ones featuring in a story of gross hypocrisy, deceit and utter contempt for proper governance in this country on this blog.

    If there are any to be labelled as “mad swivel eyed loons” it’s his kind. When will you lot on here start to realise the damage that they have done. They are spoilers and destroy countries from within, from all sides of the political spectrum. They only look out for one kind only. Theirs.

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    P l e b says:

    It is a great pity that if the EU disintegrated, the Eurovision Song Contest would live on.
    Farage should include in his manifesto to abolish Eurovision.

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    Vote Plaid Cymru, Bonnie.

  113. 113
    Universal Hiss says:

    Utter fucking rubbish. Half the worlds landmass would be underwater.

    I really don’t understand how these utter useless people get funding or any publicity.

  114. 114
    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    Moldova impressive, at the moment. Not bad at all, best yet. Very ballardy.

  115. 115
    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    …good gawd, where is she off to!!!

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    J A Jones says:

    Who is the individual in the above picture?

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    Gerald Ratner says:

    I’d like to say a big thank to Lord Feldman for purchasing my book on after dinner speaking styles and techniques

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    Chris Bryant's Skidmark says:

    I call it a horticultural earth-inverting implement

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    That is Monday.

    Oh! Skid has gone – we just have the other one.

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    Colin Bean says:

    Godfrey was a liberal. I devote a chapter of my new book ‘Politics in Dads Army’ to Godfrey’s friendship with Viscount Samuel.

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    Yes Cat, anyone who buys a house within a few feet above sea level is a fool. When you add moon pulled tide affects, you can add a couple of metres to that figure on high tides. The human race is on the road to nowhere – look at all our insects buggering off into extinction, especially bees. We will be stuffed soon. What is the Worlds human population at the moment, seven bill is it? It was just over three bill when I was born in 1962.

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    Parl neclesse says:

    The Eurovision mong contest more like

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    Chuka Umunna Fan Club says:

    This is just another examples of the arrogant Tories talking themselves up and forgetting the contribution of the working man and woman and their stalwart champion Chuka.
    Nobody’s eyes swivel the way Chuka’s do. Chuka can swivel his eyes through three hundred and sixty degrees in the same or opposite directions and flash in alternating colours as they do, now green, now red, now pure diamond light. Sometimes his whole head swivels like a barber’s chair. His swivelling is infectious. When women see him their heads not only turn but swivel and swivel in a deranged dance for hours afterwards.

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    Heard plans are afoot to rebuild the Thames barrage, higher, and walls all along the Thames estuary outside the barrage. Cost? Billions!

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    Parl neclesse says:

    Chase me…

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    Eurovision says:

    Because Mongs in the UK pay into the EU a membership subscription of GBP 55m daily, soon to go up, and our media publish this trash.

    That in a nutshell is roughly how it happens.

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    Anonymous says:

    I don’t think the general public give a toss as to whether we stay in the EU or not. What they do care about are jobs, decent housing, decent education for their kids , a good health service and a fair welfare system The people know that they cannot have these whilst millions are allowed the come into the country and have preferential treatment over those who have paid for these services every week and every year of their lives.The answer is to stop all immigration now. The question of the EU will then completely disappear.

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    Parl neclesse says:

    You would, as you prefer to garden uphill

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    Educating the ignorant says:

    It’s “have its own MPs”, not “have it’s own MPs”.

    it’s, a contraction of it is or it has
    its, the possessive form of the pronoun it

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    Colin churchman says:

    Councillor Anderson

    Opposition leader of the Tory group Thurrock

    This is a statement of fact, I wish to convey to, not only yourself, but to every member of Thurrock Council and various media outlets and the Tory eastern branch office, I do this to bring to your attention the facts concerning one of your members.

    I would begin with how I started my complaint, roughly 8 months ago I started a process of a standards compliant against CIIr Redsell in the regard of this member making an improper declaration in which she provided concerning a planning application, the application was for the [wooden hut social club 09/00235/FUL,] which at the time was owed by Mr T Pardoe, the facts are, and I will provide them within this e-mail, that her precise declaration was that she had been to the wooden hut on many occasions. She subsequently voted for approval of the said application. And this is the basis of my standards compliant. I would point out that her declaration was, a personal declaration, when it was obvious, she should have made a prejudicial declaration and then remove yourself from the proceedings, this would have been the correct procedure, why she did not do this, I can only leave you to make up your own mind

    1. Councillor Redsell declared a personal interest in respect of
    Application 09/00235/FUL, as she had been in the wooden hut
    Many times.

    I have included four photographs that were taken precisely one-week before the planning application involving the [wooden hut social club ] that was heard, and are time stamped and were included in my initial complaint, to clearly show this member misled the committee and clearly show she was not truthful in her declaration. Please remember, she had said she had been in the wooden hut social club many times but failed to include she also had been in the applicants house many times where, these photographs were taken a week before the application was heard

    [Incidentally the gentleman in the photographs are of Mr T Pardoe and the location is in the applicants house,] owner of the wooden hut.

    The outcome of the standards compliant that Thurrock Council’s legal Department dealt with, state because the length of time that has passed the member concerned could not be by natural law expected to remember the incident, all because three years had passed.

    I would like to bring your attention to an abundance of recent prosecutions that are now in the media many going back as far as the mid-60s that have been successfully prosecuted , purely by way of witness statements and allegations and without evidence, very much unlike the evidence I have submitted to Thurrock Council’s legal Department, the four photographs that, as I’ve mentioned were time stamped and were also accompanied by a written and signed affidavit from the individual who had taken them, I checked with Grays police station and spoke to a representative there and he assured me this would be sufficient evidence to begin an investigation ,and this point was clearly pointed out to Thurrock’s legal Department, another point I would make at this juncture is that the legal Department at Thurrock did not at any time question or denied the evidence that I passed on to them, I think it’s fair to say , that what was presented was undeniable

    So the position I now find myself in, is although the information supplied with my complaint is correct and undeniable, Thurrock’s legal Department have not questioned the validity of the information supplied they still refuse to further the complaint on the farcical premise, of the length of time from which it occurred. I would agree with the legal Department that any member concerned would have difficulty remembering an event that happened three years ago, but when you consider her declaration, is still on record and the fact photographs that are time stamped, and recorded the event I find their excuse somewhat hard to swallow.

    Now CIIr Anderson if you recall some time ago this member was also photographed in Brentwood the location I believe was that Mary Green Manor Hotel, in the company of a property developer they depicted the member with Thurrock Council planning maps laid out across a table in front of them, flouting Council protocols, incidentally with no officer present, the outcome of this indiscretion was you CII r Anderson to remove the member from the planning committee yourself, I also recall a comment you made at the time that a smear campaign had been instituted against this member.

    Mr Anderson CIIr Redsell requires nobody to constitute a smear campaign against her, you only have to look at the facts, and I think you will come to the same conclusion as any right minded person, she smears herself.

    Some of CIIr Redsell comments which initially made me start my complaint.

    “More importantly, for those who feel they have evidence of wrongdoing on my part, or who wish to contribute to or influence any forthcoming investigation, now is the time to stand up and be counted. I am no longer prepared to tolerate any more damage to my reputation and am willing to account for my actions honestly and openly.

    “Many reports that have appeared in the public domain have been riddled with inaccuracies and in my opinion have been designed to deliberately discredit me.
    “Latterly, there have been accusations of misconduct on my part as a result of my meeting on 31 March 2011 for lunch with a long-term friend; by whom my opinion was sought on a planning idea. I should add that I was completely unaware that I was to be consulted on this matter until our meeting. Moreover, the issue discussed was no more than a proposal and not in relation to any planning application. Nonetheless, as a result of this incident, you will be aware that I removed myself from the Council’s Planning Committee in order to preserve the integrity of both myself and the said committee.
    “With regard to both these issues, I feel there has been ample opportunity for any concerned individuals or commentators to make a complaint about me to you in your capacity as the council’s Monitoring Officer and for a Standards charge to be brought against me under the Members’ Code of Conduct.
    “Despite having much to say via the anonymity of web based blog sites, it would appear that no individual/s have been able or willing to make a substantiated complaint to you; clear evidence in my opinion that there is no substance to the scurrilous commentary by certain individuals, some of whom are employed in the local media.
    “I am resolute that at no time have I fallen foul of either the law or the Members’ Code of Conduct as a result of my behaviour as an elected Councillor. Nonetheless, as no other individual has seen fit to properly do so, I am writing to inform you that I wish to refer these matters for investigation by the Council’s Standards Committee, at the conclusion of which I expect to be cleared of these most serious allegations.
    “As mentioned, I am certain that at no time have I abused my position, acted with dishonest intent, or inappropriately attempted to advantage any organisation/individual. Neither have I sought to influence the decision-making process beyond that which is acceptable of somebody in elected office.
    Nonetheless, for whatever reason or motive, there appears to be continued innuendo regarding the way I have at times conducted myself. I therefore request that you commence proceeding to fully, openly, and robustly examine whether I have breached the Members’ Code of Conduct, or the law, in my dealings with matters relating to ICG Chemicals and/or by my actions on the 31March 2011.
    “Unusually, I have gone to the lengths of issuing this letter to the local media. My motive for doing so is to make entirely clear that I have not acted improperly at any time and have only ever sought to discharge my duties as an elected councillor to the best of my abilities.

    As the author of this E-mail, I would like to make it perfectly and as crystals clear that at the time of

    CIIr Redsell making this statement she was of course in full knowledge of the evidence, I present within this e-mail, and I think it shows her full contempt, and disregard for speaking the truth, and her ability to routinely make non-truthful statements is a matter of routine to herself.

    CIIr Redsell also stated after a self-referral investigation, that, any member of the public who wish to contribute evidence about her, please step forward with your evidence and supply it to the legal Department, well I have done so and what happened. She also, made the comment if memory serves me correctly

    At my time with Thurrock Council I have done nothing wrong, criminally, morally, or ethnically I would suggest the very fact these photographs exist, would suggests that statement to be disingenuous at the very least.

    So as to throwing down the gauntlet, which was picked up by myself, it now seems Thurrock Council’s legal Department and CIIr Redsell, when presented with overwhelming evidence to the contrary seem to not want to honour her remarks. Which I think is par for the course

    I now ask you CIIr Anderson since you are now aware of the evidence that was presented and I believe undeniable, I ask you precisely what you intend to do in this regard, it is my personal opinion at the very least, both yourself as leader and the member concerned should issue a statement on these circumstances with a full explanation of what you intend to do in resolving this distasteful event and for this member to fully explain why she was engaging socially with this gentleman a week before his planning application was being heard, and precisely why she did not declare this at the appropriate time and follow the correct and rightful procedure.

    I have no doubt that you will quote the legal departments opinion” in an attempt to pacify my concerns, and to absolve yourself of this matter, but if you note I am personally asking you what you are prepared to do as to this members leader, in the face of the undeniable evidence presented to you, I must again draw your attention to the outrageous statements made by this member, at no time in my tenure at Thurrock Council have I done anything of a criminal nature or in doing anything morally or ethically wrong, as I think you would agree that is not the case, and I would believe it would be perceived by everybody as a blatant untruth

    I am sending this e-mail as I’ve already mentioned, to all members precisely to affect embarrassment and I believe it will be to the embarrassment of every Tory member at Thurrock Council, it is up to you CIIr Anderson to exercise your integrity in this matter, which is now under scrutiny for everybody who is copied in to this e-mail to witness.

    If you decide to ignore this e-mail and take no action against this member on the premise of the legal Department’s decision, knowing the full weight of evidence against her it would clearly put you, I have no doubt in the same category and light as CIIr Redsell, and I think it’s fair to say of the same ilk, I also believe it would cast a shadow over the remaining Tory members and reflect a total disregard for doing the right thing, it would also show utter contempt to everybody concerned.

    The reason for my timing in sending this e-mail is because I know that the Tory members have their AGM this week and, I’m sure, this matter can be debated and discussed amongst yourselves as to what appropriate action should be taken, I would reiterate, this complaint procedure took a total of eight months, the evidence factual and undeniable, I also feel that as a member of the public, I have been forced to take this unusual course of action out of sheer frustration but, was left with no other avenue ,then to write to you personally, so that everybody can see the outcome of your actions and integrity, personally if you decide not to take the appropriate an immediate actions involving this matter, I believe you should stand down.

    Lastly I would suggest that both CIIr Anderson and CIIr Redsell make a public apology, and that CIIr Anderson take on board the full implications of this matter personally, and not try to hide behind Thurrock’s legal Department, and please remember I have asked you CIIr Anderson personally to deal with this, and because of this, it is your integrity that is on the line, I hope given the information you will reflect and deliberate as to the consequences of your members totally unacceptable behaviour . And deal with this matter appropriately

    Yours Truthfully

    Colin Churchman.

    Former Tory member former mayor at Thurrock

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    Russia not bad too at the moment, ballad again.

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    Point of Information says:

    They may need to do that due to the deep dredging to make way for a new port that is being put in near Coryton.

    It is well known that deep dredging will have an effect on the tidal surge, and this could lead to higher river levels further upstream.

    This has nothing at all to do with global warming.

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    Yes, Liberal when Ewart Gladstone and Asquith were on the Westminster throne though. But he did question himself when out Dai Lloyd-George came along….

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    M102 says:

    Speaking of which I see George Michael’s had another “one car collision”. Was he gobbing off at the driver when it happened?

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    Topless Women in Public Not Breaking the Law, Says NYPD

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    M102 says:

    Speaking of which I see George Michael’s had another “one car collision”. Was he gobbing off at the d*r*i*v*e*r when it happened?

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    Looking at that Belorus young lady a few minutes ago, the Eurovision Minge contest more like! O-O some of these eastern euros just have no shame. NICE! :)

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    Bring Back Sandy shore says:

    Kin l Colin. Post something a tad shorter about this shed. after the first paragraph I found myself thinking than even the EUSSR singing contest would be more interesting.

    I’m sure it must be important.

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    Protecting the Network Jobsworths says:

    He managed to close the motorway as well. Even the Queen doesn’t do that.

    The highways agency jobsworths do tend to go OTT though.

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    David Camoron is the heir to Brown says:

    Where is one term Dave ?

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    Dana, and no, not that one that won for I s r a el the other year, the nice cath girl from Ireland I mean, who I had the hots for back in 1970, when I was ahem!, eight,

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    Real Conservatives vote UKIP says:

    Quite so. We can do without all the stooges who’ve subverted the ‘Conservative’ party by getting them to abandon Conservative principles. Let them stew in their own juice.

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    Ed Moribund says:

    Political Betting:

    Yet another pollster has LAB dropping to the mid-30s
    And ComRes online has Ukip up to a record 19% for any firm

    Oh bugger. That means a coalition with me and Farron in 2015.

    And then the unions are going to bleat on and on about how I couldn’t even defeat someone as wet as Dave, in the middle of a recession. With 0% growth. And strikes all the time. And a the public anger of ‘cuts’. And the Tories in a loveless LibDem marriage. With UKIP splitting the Tory vote like never before. And with rigged boundaries in my favour. And nothing done to prevent voting fraud by postal votes. With the Tories utterly split and damaging themselves over Europe. And the red top press neutered by Leveson and the lefty media boosting me with even the BBC 100% backing labour.
    And with wages down and prices up. And tax still not being paid by capitalist corporations and the banks still able to get away with it…


    And then they’ll stab me in the back. And that hurts. Trust me, I know all about it.

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    Jimmy says:

    Well I think you’ve certainly nailed that made swivel eyed loon canard [ahem] there.

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    krispy brypants says:


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    Universal Hiss says:

    Very true. Idiot fisherman in my village dredged the harbour & surrounds without consulting marine engineers.

    The sea promptly denuded all the sand from the beach,left bare rock for a year(never seen that before in 20 odd years)& put all the sand back in the harbour plus a lot more.

    Sandy beach was deposited back by the sea over the winter. Harbour redredged by proper experts & now little & often keeps the harbour in good health.

    You don’t need to be an engineer to work that one out? They probably consulted the local council.

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    Cameronhatesdecentpeople says:

    People getting on with their lives, paying their taxes and keeping the peace, are loons.

    On the other hand, sane people believe in the Euro, love the EU, want to marry gay people, love employing cheap nannies and maids, think wind turbines are marvellous additions to the landscape, want to increase heating bills for the poor, cannot – for the life of them – understand why anyone wouldn’t want more people from Romania and Bulgaria to settle in Hyde Park, and are so broad-minded that they know anyone who thinks different is crazy.

    This is why support for the sane people keeps growing, while support for the loons is collapsing.

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    jezzuz yea, went cross-eyed, not swivelled, reading all that. Do they teach the art of summary in english classes in schools these days? Or did Colin go wild with copy paste?

    Anyway, Bonnie is on…

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    Nil point says:

    Good grief. Who’s idea was it to get a botoxed granny who can’t sing to represent Great Britain?

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    JH32489238490234 says:

    Can you imagine the righteous indignation in the corridors of the BBC?

    The open-neck-shirt mafia must be furious that their attempts to ignore – or, if that is not possible, ridicule – UKIP are not only ineffective but completely backfiring on them.

    Ha, Ha.

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    In 10,000 BC the world population was about 1m
    In 9,000 BC the world population was about 3m
    In 6,000 BC the world population was about 10m
    In 4,000 BC the world population was about 20m
    In 1,000 BC the world population was about 100m
    In 1 AD the world population was about 200m
    In 1,000 AD the world population was about 310m
    In 1,750 AD the world population was about 791m
    In 1,805 AD the world population was about 1,000m
    In 1,900 AD the world population was about 1,650m
    In 1,950 AD the world population was about 2,519m
    In 1,965 AD the world population was about 3,335m
    In 1,975 AD the world population was about 4,068m
    In 1,990 AD the world population was about 5,263m
    In 2,000 AD the world population was about 6,070m
    In 2,010 AD the world population was about 6,972m

    Less people are starving today than were in any of these prior years.

    What is your problem?

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    8% Dave says:

    well f@ck off to America like yer bro then you scrawny creep.

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    Cameronhatesdecentpeople says:

    No, it wouldn’t be UKIP because UKIP aren’t into sleazy parties like Labour. We are just going to take your decent voters and leave you with your Hampstead socialists.

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    The Defence Sekretary says:

    Judged by the number of men in the audience it was probably the UK branch of Benders in the Bushes.

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    Prof Phil Actick says:

    Cameron’s dad evidently had a hole in his PPE.
    Damned sloppy if you ask me.

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    TIDY! But NYC is quite liberal, as is Frisco, but in Austin, Texas? I don’t think so somehow. But I have these yank college girls do go a bit crazy down Florida way on their Spring break.

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    Cameronhatesdecentpeople says:

    It’s nice of you to point out the grammatical mistake. But your a twat. Twat’s the important word in that last sentence, in case you were distracted by the grammar.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    I remember a few years back P.J.O’Rourke said the whole of the worlds population could stand on Manhatten Island.

    He also said

    Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

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    Cameronhatesdecentpeople says:

    The crazies just keep joining up. Whaddaya gonna do?

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    Camp night songs says:

    The Eurovision song contest has morphed into the Eurogayers annual bash. It won’t be long before they slip a “Pride” into the title.

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    anon. says:


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    Cameronhatesdecentpeople says:

    You forgot the question mark in that last sentence. We don’t know what you mean!

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    Prof Phil Actick says:

    None of these things can be achieved until we tell the EU to go fuck itself.
    This is why the general public DO now care about the EU – they’ve begun to see the light, Mr EU troll.

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    Marty Feldman's Pet Chameleon 'calyptratus' says:

    That German lass got my eyes pointing forwards.

  165. 165
    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    YEP, gayers festival it really is, even if I watch it….

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    Marty Feldman's Pet Chameleon 'calyptratus' says:

    Iceland = Fall asleep LOL

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    nellnewman says:

    Good Lord No!

    The Eurovision song contest , not that I watch it these days, used to be the biggest comedic event of the year!!

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    nellnewman says:

    LOL! +100!

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    Pink is the colour of Dave's road says:

    Pm had an interview with a lovely articulate lady Tory grassroots worker, who did not sound the least bit mad or loony, being the radio it was not possible to see if her eyes swivelled but I reckon she had a confident steely stare. Anyway she made her case eloquently.

    In good BBC balancing they then interviewed Mr Grant Shapps who is her chairman and he proceeded to praise the lovely lady and trashed everything she (and conservatives) stand for.

    The leadership has clearly still not got it. They would rather have a good write up in Pink News than listen to the membership.

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    I’m a Carmarthenshire socialist, and yes, feel bilious with said Islington set. Those sorts need to get out more, even do a George Orwell, and go on the road to Wigan Pier, or something.

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    Marty Feldman's Pet Chameleon 'calyptratus' says:

    Shirt lifting fag LOL

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    Marty Feldman's Pet Chameleon 'calyptratus' says:

    Greece have WON

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    Bonnie gave it all guns, but sadly, don’t think so somehow Marty, but you never know. Did you see the Belarus one? Has she no shame? :)

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    Good grief, talking eyes pointing forwards, the Ukraine one just got my attention – what was she singing again?

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    Cameronhatesdecentpeople says:

    No, actually, UKIP are attracting votes from people who realise that none of the LibLabCon parties support the United Kingdom.

    It’s called the United Kingdom Independence Party because it seeks to destroy the tribalism of the three main parties – the Tories have retreated into England, and Labour are retreating into Scotland. Who gives a fuck where the Liberals are going – But I suppose the West Country could rise again.

    The reason the Labour fascists attacked Nigel in Scotland is that they know he is a threat to their one-party rule. UKIP threaten all the established parties. The more the Euro-lovers panic in the face of UKIP, the more obvious it becomes to our fellow subjects that the people who hate UKIP are in favour of destroying the United Kingdom. So carry on, Euro-loons – you are consciousness raising.

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    Italy? snooze! Should have done something like this, Gigliola when she was in it and winning it,

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    Enoch Powell was right says:

    There will be rivers of blood.

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    Aunt Hilda says:

    it sounds like a boris comment

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    Cameronhatesdecentpeople says:

    Is this a serious comment? How do you control immigration within the EU? We’ve given the EU the control over the UK’s immigration.

    He might be a troll. More worryingly, he might actually be a voter.

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    Anonymous says:

    You sound as though you think life is an Agathe christie novel ! how old are you and do you have a job, social life etc ?

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    Aunt Hilda says:

    exactly who gives a

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    Farage is myopic mun, can’t see further than the White Cliffs of Dover. Like to see him flying a Spitfire in summer 1940 – he wouldn’t have a clue.

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    Marty Feldman's Pet Chameleon 'calyptratus' says:

    Cameronhatesdecentpeople….. ery niccily putt^ * tanks fa ure conment

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    Anonymous says:

    Its highly unlikely ukip will go from no MPs to enough to join a coalition government ! people on here dont have a clue how government works !

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    Anonymous says:

    It sounds more like Boris, thats the type of billy bunter comment he makes all the time.

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    Watched Dambusters again this afternoon, and it was interesting the film was clipped for any references to Guy Gibson’s black Labrador doggie. PC gone mad, warped back to time, etiquette rules of now applied to then,


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    Pocket Dictionary & Spell Check says:

    Shocking in this day and age.

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    Point of Information says:

    When London last flooded, and New Palace Yard was under water for an afternoon, the dredging of the river close to Tower Bridge was partly to blame.

    Most of the time it is Ok, but when you get the right high pressure conditions over the North Sea, coincident with strong high tides as tends to happen around the equinox, and the wind is also in the right direction, flood risk is increased further if there is more water allowed to surge up the channel as a result of dredging.

    This is not meant to sound like eco-loon stuff, but was figured out on the Thames ages back. Basic estuary management 101 for London.

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    swizrael says:

    according to ze wikipedia this feldman fella is one of those foreskinless types. you know begins with j and ends with w with the letter e in the middle but if you were to type that 3 letter word in a comment here it would deem this post worthy of being vetted by the moderators (waves at markm0nit0r). yeah that insidious moderating company that used to moderate out of washington dc but bought whazzo premises on the albert embankment to give the illusion that they were no longer moderating from the states even though a route trace would quite possibly show that comments on this blog get wired thru to wash dc to markm0nitor

    course jez paxo has another name for markm0nit0r and calls them what they are… the military censor.

    you fake y1d banking kuunts and your legion of shit-munching sycophants are all well and truly fucked.

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    Point of Information says:

    And of course I meant Old Palace Yard.

    Where I believe our hosts other met his fate about 300 years or so before the last lot of flooding. :-)

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Hilarious story in the Mail today – Kate Garraway fronting a campaign to encourage women to think about having children earlier in life

    So.. a woman who regularly has consensual sex with a gimp like Derek Draper is offering advice to other women on what to do with their bodies!!!

    Too funny

    Kate, love, most people think you are f*cking mental too even allow a greasy sleaze like Dolly anywhere near you without marrying the useless tw8t and bearing his children.

    You should set up a self help group with Celia Walden

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    nellnewman says:

    What makes you think he wasn’t d r i v i n g?

    One wonders about ‘outside influences’ in crashes of this sort.

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    The wizz says:

    Why isn’t he not wearing a turban or donning a dhoti?

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    nellnewman says:

    BBC balance? That’s a bit of a laugh isn’t it??!!

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    nellnewman says:

    Anyway dave and his crew are finished. If the tories could knife MrsT in the back getting rid of dave should be a piece of cake. Just get on with it!! ASAP!!

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    nellnewman says:

    In the tory party as they change leaders?!

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    pikey's delight ..a plump bird says:

    bloater tyler at sea

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    nellnewman says:

    Yep – when I was a girl I liked bonnietyler but donlt think she’ll win the 2013 eurovision somehow.

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    Point of Information says:

    I like Dave, but he has dropped the ball.

    The Europe issue is the big one.

    When are the unions going to wake up and realize that EU does not work in their or their members interests ?

    Labour protection etc. is fine. But when the jobs are being destroyed, this will eventually cause union membership to hit the levels where they are economically unsustainable.

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    The way the Lib Dems at the moment are like with Cleggover, they will be left with just a few MPs in the Western Isles and Highlands of Scotland, and a couple in the South-West country, Cornwall and all that, if they are lucky. UKIP need a by win before the next election when it comes up to set them up for 2015.

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    nellnewman says:

    I feel absolutely certain his brother hopes he doesn’t take your advice!!

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    Looney toons says:

    Nice panta-loons!

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    Marty Feldman's Pet Chameleon 'calyptratus' says:

    Agree Swivelled, Bonnie still has a bloody good voice. But a babe has a better chance. ‘Did I see Belarus one’ yep I was down on my knees trying to look up when my wife walked in the room!

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    Buck Fizz were best, all downhill from there says:

    This would make a pertinent referendum anthem:

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    Haven’t you heard? Flat caps are quite the fashion now in downtown Bagh-dad.

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    spadger says:

    At the time of Sues,my mentor said, ” never believe anything until it’s officially denied “

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    Marty Feldman was Swivelled-eyed says:

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    Sandie Shaw?

    good gawd! I even remember this, and I was only five.

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    lurgee says:

    As Anthony Wells pointed out on UK Polling report, the changes in the Labour and Conservative vote are probably corrections from the last TNS BMRB poll, so likely not significant. You can’t read much into a couple of polls. You need to look at a trend over several. Which might well confirm what you are saying, of course. But you’ll have reached the same conclusion the right way, innit?

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    Anyone notice that mobile phone votes could not be done for Bonnie and rest from the UK? Cameron and torys and their tory phone companies got something to do with it? Needs investigating.

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    nellnewman says:

    Oh you’re just a baby!

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    nellnewman says:

    For once Mr McBride I agree with you!

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    MAMA – where have you been all my life…. :) How old are you then darling, and I will post you a song, especially for yooo.

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    US Watch says:

    Add about 400m American’s to that.

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Gobbing or gobbling?

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    Zero to Hero ? says:

    Very simple way for Dave to make the biggest political come back in UK history.

    Call Farage, declare a referendum within the next 2 months, make peace with the Conservative party, and lead !

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    Saffron says:

    Calling tory activists whoever dun it is not on when you consider wavy boy needs all the support he can get.
    Farage IMHO has all these so called champions of the UK sh–ting themselves.
    He is saying what most politico’s won’t say and that is to say it like it is.
    Cammoron and his ilk are now a busted flush allied to another busted flush the LibDumbs.
    Farage on the other hand seems to me to be a guy who is gelling with the british public in no uncertain terms,in that what the british public desires.
    The british public wants an end to this bending the knee to the EUSSR bunch of unelected fools.
    The british public wants an end to unlimited peoples of other lands coming to this land to cream off benefits as a right.
    Finally the BRITISH PEOPLE WANT OUT OF THIS EUSSR NIGHTMARE OF CARRYING ON WITH COMMUNISM,why in the name of CH–st do the politico’s not realise this.

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    Marty Feldman's Pet Chameleon 'calyptratus' says:

    Thanks again. Also that film of 1980ish called The Bounty Hunter starring Reutger Heur. Sorry about mis spelling. This film has vanished from history under PC.

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    Impressive figures Cat, and yes Hiss, governments need to wake up to what is going on, and not worry what people like Murdoch report them as.

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    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    I think “loons” sums you all up perfectly

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    The neo nuts looney loons says:

    Lol….you sites gone loon as well…..posting half way up the board

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    The hyenas pick the easy target first.

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    nellnewman says:

    Interesting day.

    No-one in the tory party has come forward to say they are The One who issued that ‘swivel eyed loons’ comment at a dinner Wednesday night.

    Mr Feldman, cameron’s oldest pal, who was at a dinner on Wednesday night has said he is consulting a lawyer even though the newspapers never named him. hmmmm!

    It’s time for cameron to go . The tory party is renowned for its killer instinct – look what it did to Mrs T.

    Time to do that to dave!!!

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    nellnewman says:

    I don’t know about hyenas but labour are notorious for hanging onto failed leaders and the tories are well known for getting rid of vote losers.

    cameron and his clique are fast becoming vote losers. Time to change the leadership!

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    nellnewman says:

    Asking cameron to lead is like asking militwit to break with the unions!!!

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    Action Man says:

    WTF is wrong with being swivel-eyed, by the way?

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    Action Man says:

    Fucking hell! That must have taken you ages!

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    Marty under Fire says:

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Poker is the same as politics.

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    Magic 8 Ball says:

    Less people are starving today than when, in 10,000 BC, the population was about 1 million?

    Schrodinger, I am VERY disappointed!

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    Ferryside in Carmarthenshire had the same experience back in the mid 1980s, when some local tory yachting loons wanted to create a harbour at the side of the end of the Towy estuary, and Carmarthen Town up river had instantly their biggest flood in about a couple of hundred years. Some said, unofficially, the breakwater they got planning to build held up the flow of the river. The upper Towy flood plain floods most years, but that was something else that year!

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    Ed Miliband says:

    Yes, just what is wrong with being a mad swivel-eyed loon?

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    right click, copy, then move here, then click paste, and bore us to near death with who cares?

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    One Term Dave says:

    Anyone who doesn’t support wind farms gay marriage HS2 and the EU is an absolute thicko twat.

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    Labour shadow minister supports Tory Leadership says:

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    Daniel Day-Lewis, Ben Stiller's older and handsomer brother, says:

    No, the film was called There Will Be Blood.

    Actually, my father (Professor Cecil Day Lewis, “no hyphen,” as he said he preferred), who among other things taught poetry, immediately recognised the allusion to the Aeneid– which few others did– and the reference is to Rome being overrun by invaders, the omen of which would be the Tiber bubbling and turning red, which Powell felt he was metaphorically seeing the first stages of. (And the likely result of said invasion would be the Tiber “turning red,” as well, it must be allowed– Nucky’s not off the hook on this deal; the rivers of the UK might end up turning red with blood, in his vision.)

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    Magic 8 Ball says:

    Ah yes, the labelling of Ed.

    Is there a connection?

    Ha ha ha! that it’s f*cked the Tories right up!

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    Yes, I thought that too. Must be about a billion that have not enough food to eat as we speak, and that includes quite a few Britons with Cameron and Clegg about.

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    Labour shadow minister supports Tory Leadership says:

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    Gaye Mann (Mrs) says:

    Could the journalist have miss-heard and the Eton toffs said too many party activists were c00ns?

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    The Swivel-eyed loons are taking over the asylum says:

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    Fishy says:

    The Union Flag is upside down, Mad, Swivel Eyed Loon.

    A symbol of distress, I believe.

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    Hoodie & Graffiti Artist says:

    Thats fuck-all I rode the back of tube trains while doing fine art.

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    Fishy says:

    UKIP up, Cameron down (lower that the idiot Miliband). A dead sheep savages Cameron in the Observer.

    See what the swivel eyed loons are doing for Britain.

    What a bunch of tossers. You really couldn’t make it up.

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    EU Watch says:

    ‘Before, Europe was about treaties, laws and our sovereign right to govern ourselves. Now, it’s about everyday lives.

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    ‘I think frankly when it comes to chaos you ain’t seen nothing yet.’

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    Wurzel says:
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    EU Watch says:

    !talian metal workers protest to increase the heat under new PM Letta:

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    Michael Foy says:

    Surely the point about Feldman is what qualifications he has to be party co-chairman of the Conservatives apart from probably having been chairman of the Brasenose Ball Committee. Oh wait a minute his chum at Brasenose was one D Cameron. It stinks of the same jobs for the boys racket that allowed Blair to make his former flat mate ‘Charlie’ Falconer Lord Chancellor. No wonder party membership has shrunk in the last eight years from 300,000 to 130,000. At this rate of decline they’ll soon all be able to cram into an average sized football ground. Cameron’s project to completely destroy the Conservative Party is a dazzling success story.

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    Cameronhatesdecentpeople says:

    You sound like an anonymous dick-head. Anonymous criticism. No point made. Go fuck yourself.

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    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    Films don’t tell even the near true story, Wing Commander Gibson was only about 24 when this show went on -yes, hardly started shaving. They were all kids, more or less, and Richard Todd of Pegasus Bridge Para WWII fame was in his late thirties doing this film.

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    zakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk says:

    m0nitoring marc are sifting in via cloudflare dot c0m via amaz0n and modding without the consent of order0rder. if you have posts that simply vanish without as much as a awaiting midding message then you need to add cloudflar3 dot com to your exclude site list. be interested to know from peops if that doesn’t work though.

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    Cameronhatesdecentpeople says:

    Yes, but I got you, big time, for being a pedantic twat.

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    Lancashire Procurator Fiscal says:

    Don’t worry I’m not in the slightest bit anti-semetic and am generally pro-Israel. But fenian Roman Catholics- that’s different

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    Cameronhatesdecentpeople says:

    Glad to know that you flew that spitfire, son. Proud to know you.

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    Calm down dear, you mad fruitcake closet racist swivel-eyed loon. says:

    Yep it was Dave not Marty.

    What is damning is that it is all too believable that Dave said it and he has form for insulting people by making out they ain’t right in the head.

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    Marty Feldman's Pet Chameleon 'calyptratus' says:

    Well that’s it Bonnie got about the same amount of votes as Dave at the next election…………

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    nellnewman says:

    ‘The splash in at least 3 sunday papers’ !

    Is that the sound of dave and his idiots drowning in the paddling pool?!

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    nellnewman says:

    ‘Night sweeties God Bless!

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Well you should know with your enormous black boxes.


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    Anonymous says:

    That is the trick of the EU. It was a great big con that gave the impression of wealth and prosperity and all was well. No one really cared about the EU.

    But is was a contrived illusion to allow the EU dictators to take away our futures, and place them in their hands. Now the illusionary bubble has burst their aims are obvious.

    The voters elected people to do the job of government and they failed us. They now admit to tricking us.

    The public deserves everything they got for re-electing those traitors. It certainly was not me. (I cannot vote because the incompetence of the electoral system)

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Good grief point. I thought you were one of the sane posters.

    You like Dave? Slaps head.

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    The neo nuts looney loons says:


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    St Jude says:

    Don’t be so nasty about Bryant, you homophobe, he turns up to the Commons at hours when other MPs don’t bother, asks some very good questions AND looks after his constituents whether they vote for him or not. Better than most MPs especially mine (Gove).

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    Once a Cunt always a Cunt says:

    I see age has not stopped Geoffrey Howe being a prize Hunt

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    St Jude says:

    Don’t be so nasty about Bryant, you homophobe, he turns up to the Commons at hours when other MPs don’t bother, asks some very good questions AND looks after his constituents whether they vote for him or not. Better than most MPs especially mine (Gove).

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    Lying left , it says what it does on the porkie pie says:

    BBC news now on
    A complete political broadcast for the Labour Party. The entire first 10 minutes of 5 stories were entirely hostile to the goverment

    They also stated and I quote ” schools are being FORCED to become academies” with no one saying that before or after the education report.

    Fuck the BBC

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    Owen Jones says:

    “A gobby mouth, constantly coming out with inane crap”? That would be me you’re talking about. And my dad’s more gay than your dad, so there!

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    I give you four, any advance on four? says:

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    Point of Information says:

    And Harman / Hewitt.

    And the others who were involved in cover up at various local authorities / Jilling’s report / Waterhouse / etc. etc. etc.

    U B S may want to distance themselves from Brittan, if he is still on the board.

    Warburg family probably do not support sexual abuse of children.

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    Swivel eyed tory loon threatens to physically attack the PM says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Quick calculation shows that it was more likely to be the population of the US he was talking about.

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    Anonymous says:

    It would make sense, and be more honest, for the Cameroons to form a coalition with the Labour party.

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    TRUEBLUE says:

    Osborne, Cameron, and all their cronies, should be driven out of the party/ They can`t build bridges now – even if they wanted to – its too late. The nasty party runs the Tory party under the guise of `modernisation`. The May bitch who invented the phrase was describing her own politics – anti-Conservative.
    Get rid of the lot of them!

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    EU Watch says:


    Holland is arguably #1 center for child sex / people trafficking Europe.

    Major transit point with the EU open borders, proximity to end point nations such as the UK and with large ports / thru traffic.

    Demmink was previously running the Dutch justice department.

    Be aware that there is evidence the Dutch state has been involved in covering up the manufacture of snuff movies. Particularly gay movies featuring castration and disembowling of young boys.

    This is not conspiracy but reality.

    The abuse of Turkish boys by this guy is well known in some circles and has become a useful diplomatic pawn exploited by both Turkey and the EU.

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    Bob Fleming says:

    Personally, being called a swivel-eyed loon is really no big deal, having been called much worse. However what I object to is worthless mediocrities like ‘Lord’ fcuking Feldman, whose name I had never heard of until today

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    Janet Daley would make a good replacement for Cameron!

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    Anonymous says:

    Anybody would.

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    EU Watch says:

    Is this where Dave got inspiration for the latest commentary on his party’s core activists and supporters ?

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    Anonymous says:

    1399 cubic km of pure oxygen are needed every year for that population to just breath.

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    Yes. If you want to put it another way, there are more obese people today than in any other of those prior years.

    To talk in terms of people starving in Britain today, even after the locust effect of Gordon Brown, shows you have no real concept of what that appalling state really entails.

    But hey, don’t let the truth get in the way.

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    Swivel-Eyed loons harmless. P3d0's are not... says:

    Fernbridge is beginning to grind onwards…

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    Anonymous says:

    Good night!

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Notice how in the past 72 hours the establishment have ‘created’ many ‘Divide & thus Rule over’ “stories”. My oh my the establishment must be pretty desperate along with the other trick of creating the illusion; that there is some kind of seperation between the 4 pillars of the state – thats is being ‘seen to throw dirt at one another’ – huh! the worn out old trick to keep the public divided amongst themselves while the elite control the divisions! There’s a word eh the divisions!?

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    Hoarse says:

    She looks like baby spice in thirty years

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    Loon. (ex) says:

    So am I – it should be FEWER, not LESS.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    So – this past week the elitist [the higher criminal element] have ‘managed’ to create several stories to ferment and ‘forment’ division amongst the public. The public as ever being the ultimate fools ‘paying for its’ (the elite / ptb’s)entertainment’.

    So the public fight among themselves while our deluded rulers are having a right old laugh at the public … Indeed The PTB really are that desperate to conceal their wrongdoing – and don’t they just need one big EXPLOSIVE STORY – to really neuter all dissent and create ‘fear’ – to rally the public behind their promises of protection?

    A Protection Racket – is a (self)protection racket … end of.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The Gay mafia and its most bent cheerleader Mandleson – can all go and fuck themselves.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    By the way – Gay Mafia – Is former Tory Bournemouth Borough Councillor, Former Prospective Tory MP and former Prospective Police & Crime Commisioner Nicholas ‘Nick’ King an honest entreprenuer or is he a fucking deluded incompetent businessman oh and a homosexual being protected by the gay mafias real – stringpullers who has also been conveniently ‘hiding’ from public scrutiny his CCJ’s ?

    Key is – The 250 or so Tory committee voted him to be the pCC candidate – and he was up against a member of the CPS …

    LOL – I laughed my fucking balls off!

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    People should figure out that the only thing to be against is the vile p3do infested European Union.

    The EU is the root of all evil in the UK at present.

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    Jimmy's Rightie Quote Of The Day says:

    “What is needed is a mixture of clear thinking, strong leadership and an overriding concern for the national interest, not party management or advantage. If the Conservative party is losing its head, a heavy responsibility now rests with Labour and the Liberal Democrats to hold their nerve.”

    [geoffrey howe, floating voter, grauniad]

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    Anonymous says:

    It’s true, the current ideology and policies of the conservatives and labour are very much complementary.

    They would make very good spiritual bed fellows.

    I can see the likes of old members such as Portillo and Mandelbum scratching each others backs and sticking up for each other in masterfull debates.

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    Anonymous says:

    I’d like to ret 100 telephone lines please.

    Oh and put me through to the 1922 committee pls.

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    Jimmy says:

    What were the pro govt stories they missed?

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    CaMoron says:

    Did someone say they’ve find mine ?

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    My grateful thanks for giving me an unexpected surprise with true facts with the consequent results from which I must make definite decisions contrary to my usual habits as to resorting to Fowlers on the matter of adjectives misused.

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    Jealous Mandelson says:

    Probably gets a good chuffing from George every now and then

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    Tony, Internaional Statesman says:

    Look, if it’s any help I’ll admit to saying this in return for a pretty regular £100,000 transferred to a Dubai bank account.

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    Ribble tickler says:

    Hmm, I wish I’d stayed in the closet now!

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    One term Cameron says:

    Tell me Owen, do you spit or swallow?

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    SamCam says:

    I am Spartacus!

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    albacore says:

    Declaring that their strongest supporters are mad
    Well, don’t that beat all? We truly ought to be glad
    A confession like that comes once in a blue moon
    Get this straight – what they’re saying is it takes a loon
    To be daft enough to push them into power
    Please don’t vote for us – we’re just a piss-poor shower

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    sick of em says:

    going down, going down, going down
    going down, going down, going down

    the tory party, the couldn’t make it up fall apart at the seams, haven’t got a clue, here we go again, all looking after themselves, nasty fucking party

    going down, going down, going down

    fuck off tor boys , back under the stones that you’ve crawled out from under, rancid vermin and shysters, hoodlums and murderers the lot of you


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    david cameron says:

    ’bout time angelina jolie grew a pair too!!!!!!

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    Gay MP says:

    One up the bum, no harm done…

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    Gay MP says:

    One up the bum, no harm done…

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    albacore says:

    If the LibLabCon low life all crawled underground
    Even though they might then be out of sight and sound
    Old habits die hard – they’d be burrowing away
    Undermining the nation, like they do today

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    The Ghost of ArcherKarcher says:

    Before I got banned from this site, I did post several times that Cameron was a fabian mole, who’s task was to divide the right.

    As you say, he has been successful and surrounded himself with ‘like minds’ who similarly detest conservatism.

    The wonder is, will enough wake up and remove the socialist before the inevitable?

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    Let 'em all in says:

    Puffed-up so and so.

    Lord Tebbit is a senior Tory, not this frightful little man.

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    Vote Tory, get heir to Blair says:

    They are indeed going down. Am looking forward to a right wing government.

    UKIP going up, going up, going up

    UKIP now on 20% only 7% behind the Tory toffs,

    “The fortnightly Opinium poll for the Observer bucks the trend of a narrowing Labour lead, but does also have its own UKIP high. Topline figures are CON 27%(-1), LAB 37%(+2), LDEM 7%(-2), UKIP 20%(+3)”

    Fuck off Liblabcon – Tweedle Tory, Tweedle Dem and Tweedle Lab.

    A vote for the Tories will let in Labour.

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    Good Morning Campers!

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    Marty Feldman (Deceased) says:

    It wasn’t me either.

    But they are.

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    M says:

    So no change their then ,
    Push out news the press can sell for a gossip hungry audience . Feed its need , control behaviour it’s the same relationship as scientist & lab rat
    Probably a cover story for real news they want to hide

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    Owin Jones says:

    I love”The swivel eyed loon” for the record! But in no way should he/she be dragged on to “Order Order”

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    Anonymous says:

    Where are the rivers of blood then?

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    Chingford Strangler says:

    I am available to help despatch Mr.Camoron, preferably sometime this week?

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    Prof Phil Actick says:

    I would like Dave – to be exiled post-haste.

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    Blue Rinsers says:

    Dave’s all washed up now, Mr.Chairman

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    Prof Phil Actick says:

    The Tories seem to have lost their touch this time round.
    If they don’t come to their senses very soon they will cease to be of any significance in UK politics.

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    Anonymous says:

    But now we have the Conservative Party.

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    The tit in no. 10 (but not for much longer) says:

    Hang loose and chillax.

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    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:


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    CCHQ half witted Press Officer says:

    Deal with it: William Hague offers common-sense solution to Tory Euro-turmoil – Telegraph

    “Call in Owen Jones,he will certainly get to the bottom of it !!”

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    BarryW says:

    That we spend tax money on IVF

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    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Torys and Labour??? Never in a month of Sundays – the blue rise swivelled-eyers of the Tory party will never stand for that, over their dead bodies it will be. And as for Labour? Nope either. Balls, Balls would say for starters.

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    bergen says:

    I wouldn’t credit him with that much thought or deceit. He simply wants/likes being PM. He’d be perfectly happy being PM for another party. He appoints his chums to enjoy the power with him.

    He personifies the old Groucho Marx joke “I have my principles……and if you don’t like them, I have others.”

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    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Yep Marty. but at least she got more votes than Englebert Humps last year. Seen the results? They makes interesting reading, neighbours giving neighbours their top votes. It should be 90% phone in votes and just 10% with all this voting for next door business.

    Linky for breakdown of results,

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    David Cameron says:

    It is with deep regret that I have been informed that the Conservative party, has within it’s ranks, conservatives ( shudder ) and is not yet left wing enough, for my progressive Guardian friends and colleagues.

    I wish to make my position entirely clear regarding these people.

    There is no place in the New Conservative party for you and your outdated ‘swivel eyed loon’ notions.

    My New Conservative party represents the ordinary folk of this land, the meterosexual chattering class, the LGBT community, the Green elitist’ and of course, the hard working ‘new British family’ who have tirelessly transformed and enriched us all.

    It is time to embrace the new world order and that includes the post democratic EU era and all the wonderful things that it brings.

    Sentimentalist, populist ideas such as freedom, democracy and patriotism, must be swept aside, as we in the New Conservative movement, build a brave new world for the greater good.

    I trust this statement has clarified my position regarding the conservative ‘loons’ who still haunt my brave new party.

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    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Oh yes, by the way Marty, you can scroll down and watch the vid of each act, if you fancy looking at that Belarus girl for instance, when wifey is not about that is…

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    CCHQ half witted Press Officer says:

    Michael Gove is already taking steps to ‘academise’ Owen Jones. Failure cannot be tolerated.

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    Don't let sleeping bags lie says:

    Cameron is full of bad intent. His political career has pegged out.

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    David Ikea says:

    I have been telling everyone about these lizards for years. They have taken over.

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    Mummy Jones says:

    I’m and sending Owen to Eton. He will be a good fit with all the little pink shits.

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    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    I did, in another life. I was reincarnated as me, about twenty years later, after that 109 shot me arse off and ended in the drink at about 300mph – MOTHER!

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    Geoffrey Howe says:

    It’s time for others to decide to kick Cameron out.

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    Campmaster Camoron says:

    I’ve always enjoyed inducting new boy scouts

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    Django says:

    Im sure on an “off day” even Mr Farage might take to calling his own members something less than complimentary!

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    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    That WWII yank film about a Flying Fortress heavy bomber crew, Memphis Belle, was quite realistic – at least the actors were in their twenties and looked as if they were just out of their nappies, at least.

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    micheal gove says:

    Current cons and labs make excellent bedfellows, cameron is a natural socialist you know it make sense the twat.

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    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Simple answer Cat, shove these obese people on the spit roast, and that should sort starvation in the World as we speak. Tastes like bacon I heard, but a bit fatty, but fat is full of calories. Perhaps they should carry a donor card too?

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    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Makes you think doesn’t it? In the old days fostering was the answer, as if there isn’t enough kiddies going spare in the World. Angelina-Jolie should set up an organisation giving night classes for such people to adopt instead. It all goes against evolution, IVF, that is the harsh truth.

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    bergen says:

    Gibson’s book-Enemy Coast Ahead- written shortly before he was killed is worth a dozen modern history books. I think there is usually a paperback edition in print. Read it and weep.

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    Anyway. What is wrong with being a mad, swivel-eyed loon?

    I am proud of it and will be voting UKIP in future. Will have to practice in front of the mirror a bit but think I can get up to speed.

    Call us what you like. Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

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    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Good gawd Anon, impressive calculations, but put your casio down, and chill a bit. But post more Monday, to frighten the life out of our World politicians, to send the shits up them. Tell them history will state they sat on their hands while Rome burned, and all that.

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    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Did a Bob Marley again? Did he offer a ganja spliff to a copper and tell him to chllax? I like George-Michael, but he seems to be struggling in older age, the lovely boy he is.

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    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Best way to be Cat – been doing it since 1979 with you blue rinsers about, and the tory wimmin about too.

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    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Cameron is wobbling like a weebl, and has lost it. Him in the US this week at one point,

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    Ben Turpin says:

    Not me either. I’ve not spoken to anyone for years, other than a whispered suggestion to Yvette in Most Haunted a few years ago. She refused.

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    Anonymous says:

    I suspect they are the largest vote in mine. The descendents of the “Windrush generation” and of the “Kenyan Asians” also appear to be swivel eyed.

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    MB. says:

    Familiar story in the Sunday Mail

    ‘NEW Labour politicans and Britain’s biggest trade union are at war over the replacement of shamed MP Eric Joyce.

    ‘The party has now suspended the selection of a new candidate for Falkirk and launched a probe after claims that Unite tried to stitch up the process to shoe-in their choice.’

  354. 354

    Hang on a moment. It would be nice to have something to be able to put a blue rinse on.

    I used to have long locks in the good old hippy days.


  355. 355
    Anonymous says:

    Was that the Buck House branch of the Fabian Society?

    The Royal revenge on Mrs T?

  356. 356
    Bob Fleming says:

    It’s becoming clear why the Tory leadership are so slow off the mark to condemn the ‘swivel-eyed loon’ comments – Dave himself has used them..

  357. 357

    It was Sue’s fault.

  358. 358
    Outrageous Fortune says:

    Out of curiosity, are you affected by rock anthems ?

  359. 359
    Anonymous says:

    You meanie!

  360. 360
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Cheers Bergen – will look out for it. True history told from people from the very sharp end, without prejudice, with no holds barred, are always the true story, not film flannel only thinking of the box office and not trying to upset the comfortable ones.

  361. 361

    Freebird? Green Grass and High Tides? Hey Jude? Bertha? Layla? Yes.

    We Are The Champions? Ferry Cross the Mersey? You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling? No.

    If you are proposing to ask me why, I don’t know.

  362. 362
    Owin Jones says:

    Is Hunt Gay ?

  363. 363
    Quackers says:

    Dave’s a dead duck.

  364. 364
    Proof that DAVE is WRONG says:


    MANDELSON is supporting Dave.

  365. 365
    Anonymous says:

    I feel sure German Liberals said that about the National Socialist Party in 1928.

  366. 366
    WoRaft ChIHUAHua says:

    Peter Mandelson is on telly defending Cameron and doing the PR for the Conservatives. Why is he being wheeled out to make the case for continued EU membership on behalf of a party he spent his entire life fighting?

  367. 367
    Dave comes out of the closet as a Blairite says:

    The American woman who now claims to be British doing the Sky paper review last night said that Gove had said yesterday afternoon that Dave was a Blairite.

    Little wonder then that Mandy has gone on the Telly to support Dave.

  368. 368

    For the avoidance of doubt:

  369. 369
    Mandelson has Hissed says:

    One thing about Mandelson you can be sure of is that he is never straight.

    I wonder what the real reason is for him to come out on Dave’s side?

  370. 370
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    hippy + tory = Cat?

    You’ve got to be bullshitting me Cat, and your not even a Lib Dem flip-flopped sandal wearing lentil eater neither? Wonders never cease! Anyway, song for you Cat, for you to be reminded of your “hippy” good old days – was a punk then new romantic myself, as per also, first yours,

    then for me,

  371. 371
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Nice – and Lynyrd Skynyrd you mentioned were brill too Cat, named themselves after their old high school gym teacher or something. Here is then when they came to Britland and appeared on the OGWT on the beeb. Freebird was so long it only just fitted in the grooves of a seven inched single,

  372. 372
    UKIP less complicated to support, and more polite says:

    Is that a big surprise ?

    Analysis should be: Is Mandy’s support more or less doom laden than Gordon Browns ?

  373. 373
    They hate her because she won says:

    That disgusting snake Mandelson has just been on Andrew Marr. Q. Do you think there should be a referendum on Europe? A. No I don’t because I don’t think it is in our interests to do so.
    He means in the interests of people like him, former EU Commission members given highly paid jobs on the EU gravy train after they have ben thrown out of UK Government for various sleazy reasons.
    He also repeatedly referred to UKIP as the UK Isoloation Party and stated that we have to be members of the EU to be part of the single market. He also stated that we need to remain members to retain influence in Europe.
    This is complete tosh. We do not need to be a member of the EU to trade with the EU. The EU sells more to us than we do to them. They are not going to start imposing trade barriers if we leave. It is not in their interest. As for influence, as a seperate country we have far more inflence in the world representing ourselves. As a small part of the EU our views are represented by people who are unelected by us and whose interest may be completely different from our own.
    It is clear that anyone who votes Labour is selling our country to Europe. I say selling, we are getting nothing for it. We are giving it away and paying for the privilege.
    We need to get the hell out now.

  374. 374
    Well Said says:


  375. 375

    Hated that pretentious WSoP dirge!

    Why not hippy and Tory? (Not Tory any more now BTW.)

    Remember Bill Graham, the impresario and rock concert promoter? Rock music would not have happened without him. And he always paid his bands, which is more than the other bastards did. But the secret of that is you have to manage your money properly. That is what being a Tory used to be.

  376. 376
    One Term Dave says:

    I think I’ll form a coalition with the Libdems and with Labour. We could have some really pink and fluffy policies and me Nick and Ed could take it in turns to be PM. What d’ya think?

  377. 377
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    …but yes – that aircraft accident though just a year or so later, ‘king tragic, to say the least.

  378. 378
    A fuss over absolutely NOTHING !!! says:

    Well he’s GOT a point… let’s be honest …SOME of them ARE !!

  379. 379

    I was in the second row for Skynyrd at Pompey Guildhall (25/10/1975), their first ever UK concert. Sheer brilliance. Saw them later at the Rainbow (29/01/1977).

  380. 380
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Yep, but don’t mind me Cat, just trying to pull your plonker. Remember Badfinger? They got screwed royally, got involved with yank tin pan alley rip off merchants, via the, ahem!, Beatles, when McCartney got in legal arguments with the other three with Apple. Badfinger, Pete Ham from Swansea, their lead vocal and writer,

  381. 381
    Denmark ..."only Teardrops" very apt for Cameron says:

    Cameron’s” strategy on Europe to gain influence to enable him to renegotiate UK’s terms is going in the right direction….the UK entry in the Eurovision got 23 pts and finsihed 19th getting votes from 7 countries compared to 2012 when the UK finished 25th with 12 pts and votes from only 4 countries

  382. 382
    Thoughts from Mao Zedong says:

    One way to stimulate a peoples revolution to usher in a new political order of my design in an already economically developed country would be thus.

    i) Change the perception of the countryside in the eyes of the people. A simple way to do this would be by scattering symbols of utility and industry across the horizon. Large structures such as wind turbines as they would be innocuous enough for landowners to agree, and ugly enough to destroy the otherwise perceived beauty in the eyes of the people.

    ii) Urbanization requires transportation. Building additional road or railway through those areas to be urbanized would be ideal. There may be resistance when it is realized that such capital investment is unnecessary, but if the broader economics are framed correctly the investment should win support.

    iii) In parallel, create artificial and real shortage of accommodation for the masses. Inflating prices through a combination of reduced availability, increased population density and manipulation of the pricing mechanism to a level where wages cannot cover the cost would be recommended.

    Continuing to increase the population density, perhaps by uncontrolled immigration will be the final option once supporting price is no longer sustainable.

    There will come a point where the people will demand the release of land from the land owners and compel government to do this in order to continue urbanization.

    It is important during this process to erode the notion of private property rights and privacy in general.

    The target shall be a nation state where there is an equality in standard and mode of living across the country managed by a single omnipresent government.

  383. 383
    A Cronym says:

    “PM”, in this case, very definitely means “Post Mortem”.

  384. 384
    Labour cannot understand WHY the electorate are not supporting them says:

    Better result than Miliband who is a “Dead Sheep”…even his own “shadow Cabinet” say so “off the record”

  385. 385
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Seen a vid of them on some rickety wooden English stage, could very well be Portsmouth. Think OGWT showed it when they filmed it, at the end of one of their episodes, and it got shown again on BBC4 a few years back. But it could have been another live gig. Have you seen said clip? It must be around somewhere on DVD or even on youtubby somewhere.

  386. 386
    George Formby says:

    I can confirm after long talks with David Cameron and some other swivel eyed loons. I shall be delighted to represent the United Kingdom in next years Eurovision Contest.

  387. 387
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:


  388. 388
    Anonymous says:

    Sadly enough that will probably deliver a majority of around 50 MPs for Labour.

  389. 389
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Why don’t we all give in to it, and stand as SNPs candidates, and everyone vote SNP throughout the UK. At least Scotland won’t then leave the union, and I think Alex Salmond would make a brilliant PM of the UK – and he will sort out the BBC for us while he is at it,

  390. 390
    A Gentry Farmer says:

    Many a true word said in jest.

  391. 391

    Yes. Know it. Not Pompey as they did not film there.

  392. 392
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    If Bonnie wasn’t there, we have finished below Ireland. Lots of fun and games go on behind the scenes in this Eurovision song stuff, and only some to do about singing. And by the way, that Danish song was a bit lame I thought. Some of those eastern Euro songs were much better, after Bonnie ones of course. But Bonnie was stuffed before she opened her gob, due to all this Tory and UKIP nonsense going on at the moment over in-out in-out shake it all about EU palava.

  393. 393
    Expat Geordie says:

    Bradford, Rotherham, Oldham, Oxford…

  394. 394
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Put a great glasshouse over Britain, and let’s grow strawberries and tomatoes. Bugger the countryside. Or build more golf courses?

  395. 395

    None of that changes the basics.

    You manage your own money and you are more likely (not guaranteed, mind! There are no guarantees on this side, note…) to be able to pay for things.

    You are profligate (as all socialists are) and you are guaranteed (this time there are guarantees, you can bet the farm on it…) to end up in deep shit. It should be engraved on the headstone of every leftie. If they are still alive, it may be tattooed on their foreheads instead.

  396. 396
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Think it could have been Guildford come to think of it Cat – something in the back of the mind reminds me, in a corner of my memory.

  397. 397
    Point of Information says:

    Sorry Hiss, I should have made the irony a little more obvious.

    Like can be a pejorative. :-)

    In Dave’s case, the like is because he is mostly harmless, without authority to do real damage (odd as he is Prime Minister) and it is relatively easy to see through his deceit. Perhaps a bit too easy.

    The only damage he is doing right now is to his own office, and the party he is currently a member of.

    He does appear to have failed completely in the European political arena, but to be fair, that blood bath claimed Blair’s scalp as well. Blair is a much superior caliber of politician than Dave, but do not read that as any more than statement of fact.

    Dave is also doing a very good job of allowing peoples perception to adjust. This is subtle, but could you imagine this period of history passing with someone like Blair in office ?

    a) We wouldn’t know which way is up
    b) We would have a lot more ‘suicides’ a la Kelly
    c) We would likely be on the receiving end of lots of UK body bags from Syr!a

    Dave is helping to properly discredit political correctness, and through apparent ineptness is opening the door to EU exit. That was properly opened by Barosso last year in the first UK would be like Norway / Switzerland if it left article. Barosso has killed the EU project :-)

    Not all of this is incompetence. There will be some design, but I think there has been a lot of cock up of late.

    I think it was Watson’s p3d0 pronouncements last year which set in Dave’s mind that the b/s was not worth continuing.

    Dave lost the psychological war right there. uTube vid shows this clearly. The Schofield list incident was the final nail.

    Dave is not a good decision maker when under pressure, but errs on side of caution by doing nothing. That is generally safer but does put you at a disadvantage when operating with smart risk takers.

    The failure to fix the economy post 2010 is what has settled the minds of the electorate.

    An elephant in the room is Dave’s involvement with Common Purpose. That should not be overlooked, but that apparatus might be being dismantled right now.

    In these odd times, I would take your questioning of my sanity as a compliment and not a slur. :-)

    Insanity is doing the same over and over expecting a different result.

    Trying a different approach is the only sane way to get a different result.

  398. 398
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    Thought it was about lawyers and accountants, and not checking the small print when you put your Handcock on a piece of paper myself, and nothing much to do with said socialists.

  399. 399
    Pull up the drawbridge, I'm out of control says:

    me on youtubby Ben, :)

    Thanks for the avatar.

  400. 400
    JadedJean says:

    He wasn’t called the “Dark Prince” for nothing!

    Apart from his grubby self serving reasons for wanting to remain in the EU, I’m afraid there are darker reasons to this when you consider that his father was J8wish.

    Remember, the EU project was constructed by the US (for that, read the chosen ones in NYC) out of The Marshall Plan after WWII as a bulwark against the statism (national socialism?) of the USSR. Remember, at the outset of WWII the Russians were aligned to national socialist Germany via the Anti-ComIntern Pact (Anti-COMmunist INTERNational). Those on NYC, that Mandelson is aligned with, certainly don’t like them national socialists, as they’re bad for business…isn’t that right Mandeslon?

    Look up the Communist International. They are in fact libertarian and right wing.

    I wonder how Dave Miliband is getting over there? Has he left yet?

    Another useful website with background info on Mandelson…

  401. 401
    Anonymous says:

    The real joke is how anyone expects trougher Farage to be any different.

  402. 402
    Curly says:

    Because if he doesn’t his EU pension disappears down the pan. Not difficult to follow his motives.

  403. 403
    The Real Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    ‘Asda brand Scotch’ !!

    Love this bloke.

    Never talks down to his audience, assumes people are intelligent and not afraid to watch a TV programme that will make them think. A true original on TV.

  404. 404
    Steve says:

    London, Paris, Berlin, Rome, they just won’t leave those kids alone.

  405. 405
    The Defence Sekretary says:

    Top Man all out of them in pygmy size.

  406. 406
    Dwarf Speacker`s Office says:


  407. 407
    Sally says:

    Just like Thrasher he would never lie

  408. 408
    Marty Feldman's Pet Chameleon 'calyptratus' says:

    Thanks for the link. Postal voting for eurovision in the future perhaps.

    No No No. Forget I even said that. I hate that Bollywood music.

  409. 409
    Marty Feldman's Pet Chameleon 'calyptratus' says:

    Twas not I taking de piss Cameronhatesdecentpeople.

    Cos I was being a twat watching eurovision babe’s.

    And Pocket Dictionary & Spell Check, said he was too.

  410. 410
    No Gordon, I'm the psychiatrist. You're the patient. says:

    Do swivel eyes run in the Feldman family?

    I do hope Lord Feldman is related to Marty. It sort of looks like M’Lud has a complex about a possible family trait.

  411. 411
    Tacitus says:

    What an unusual surname you have Mr Cameronhatesdecentpeople (or is it Ms?). Good to hear that you disapprove of anonymous criticism.

  412. 412
    fitzfitz says:

    The true swivel eyed loon is of course Red Ed … also known as Bugs .

  413. 413
    fitzfitz says:

    Leveson: Leveson : what exactly is being implied here ?

  414. 414


  415. 415
    fitzfitz says:

    W h o was driving ?

  416. 416
    Hope Springs says:

    Euro vision is Gay Christmas. The only Gay festival in the year.

    Play the ‘white man’ here. It’s only one day out of 365.

  417. 417
    Hope Springs says:

    The lead singer in the modern rock combo the ‘Talking Heads’.

    Name slips my mind but google should help.

  418. 418
    Anonymous says:

    God, another wanker on Greedo’s site.

    Anti-Comintern Pact = Germany & Japan v USSR

    Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact = Germany & USSR are friends.

    Jesus, you nut jobs are so dumb it’s actually painful.

  419. 419
    Hope Springs says:

    Well it’s in the public domain now Colin.

  420. 420
    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    “Guido has not received any legal notices …”

    Well on an angels on a pinhead legal esotericism would it matter if he — or to be more precise his corporate entity — had done so ?

    If my understanding is correct his legal corporate persona is based in california and possibly domiciled in a state such as delaware arizona or montana so short of physically uplifting him from the uk public highway , bundling him into a ZIL car and imprisoning him without trial secretly in the Lubjianka ( or Belmarsh as it is now called )I believe that l the UK legal system’s hands are tied — unless they formally ask Uncle Sam for the physical extradition of an inanimate corporate entity from US soil which to my knowledge has never been done before — not to mention being a logistical nightmare!

    So sleep soundly Gweed . If your legal boys have topped and tailed matters you are bullet proof .

  421. 421
    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    i believe M that theword you may be searching for to explain the type of reaction generated by these manoeuvres is;;


  422. 422
    efrem zimbalist jr says:


    Neither Davey

    I prefer to gargle.

  423. 423
    They hate her because she won says:

    Getting obsessive like that is not good for your health. Forget it and get over it.

  424. 424
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Ahh – the Pavlovian dogs … There are loons atop all the political parties – and as for the ASsssP….iring – ‘Snakes In The Grass’ [Long grass pun also intended]?

    Don’t Cognitive Dissonance and the political pygmie ‘Herd’ have lots in common purpose / cause?

    I am going to re-read page 51 to 65 of “You Can trust the Communists (to be communists)” – first published in would you believe it 1962?

  425. 425
    Blowing Whistles says:

    And there is certainly a lot more that has been hidden behind the Marc Dutroux (Belgium) pa3do case – networks of the highest in ‘society’, the highest of the so called professionals – all ‘covering one anothers Rses so to speak eh?

  426. 426
    Blowing Whistles says:

    And so to the ‘spinning’ for tommorrows game of ‘Dupe the masses’ from parliament.

    I offer up a simplified ‘conspiracy theory’ [Smiley face]

    If there are 10 prominent homosexuals and they are all promoting ‘their’ so called overall agenda for gay marriage (poor me, poor us, poor suffering [shite]) – don’t they all fold into one by following the lead of their ‘most prominent homosexual’ Master?

    But let’s assume that the least prominent 5 of them are quite ‘ignorant’ of what has been ‘really going on’ in Mandlebums world – where mandlebum has been committing all manner of criminal acts – unbeknown to the lesser thick homos … what are the lesser 5 going to do – because they are so ignorant – but fall into line with the mandlebum?

    There are criminal christians who hide behind their religion – ditto muslims and j*ews. When even the homosexuals turn a ‘blind eye’ to their most prominent Lordy Homosexuals criminal activities – don’t they just prove their fucking hypocrisy?

    Conor Burns is a disgusting piece of duplicitous filth – who DOES NOT REPRESENT HIS CONSTITUENTS.

  427. 427
    former_blue says:

    David Cameron in 2006 : UKIP ‘Fruitcakes And Loonies’

    This is the moment that David Cameron told Nick Ferrari that UKIP was full of “fruitcakes, loonies and closet racists”.

    Back in 2006, the then Conservative Party leader made the controversial comments to LBC 97.3’s Nick Ferrari, dismissing members of the anti-Europe party.

    A spokesman for Number 10 told LBC 97.3 nothing has been retracted and that the Prime Minister never called every single member of UKIP a racist.

  428. 428
    Shaun of the Dead Sheep says:

    That’s the Geoffrey Howe whose famous speech which finally did for Fatch was a tantrum because she wouldn’t join a single European currency.

  429. 429
    Shiny-faced Twat says:

    No, I only said “most of them”

  430. 430
    Mandy Pandy comes out to play says:

    By the way Marty – yes it I me in noo name, here is said young lady from Sat night – posted yesterday on youtubby, for a closer look, if you fancy, when you are alone… ;)

    More tea Vicar?

  431. 431
    Mandy Pandy comes out to play says:

    This one should be considered next year for UK – she is only seventeen at the moment, and she can belt a song out, or sing a soft ballad if one wants, Hanna,

    And she says she doesn’t want to bother with X-Fuckter and all that Simes Cowell gobshite, since it is all bollocks, I heard she says, since she actually has already got talent. God she is tiny, barely five foot. She comes in from the left-field in music.

  432. 432
    Mandy Pandy comes out to play says:

    Perhaps Gary Barlow could write a song for her next year? Ey Gazza?

  433. 433
    Mandy Pandy comes out to play says:

    Hanna is the official singer of this rugger club already, so sings before biggish crowds already,

  434. 434
    Mandy Pandy comes out to play says:

    RIGHT! that is enough promoting…

  435. 435
    Mandy Pandy comes out to play says:

    Glad you like – always liked a bit of Jonathan Meades. Tells it as it is, always, without fannying around.

    This one is good, when de Gaul and his Free French Army were headquartered in his Worcestershire, during WWII,

    TRES BIENS, mon amis!

  436. 436
    Mandy Pandy comes out to play says:

    Cat, WSoP – workers socialists of people still lives Cat, ignore them at your peril! ;)

  437. 437
    Mandy Pandy comes out to play says:

    By the way Cat, Pete Ham from Swansea wrote the classic “Without You”, and it took years for his family to get fair contribution for song writing it, after he hung himself when he became financially destitute, with tory bailiffs backing on his door, when he was still awaiting his royalty cheque TORY/REPUBLICAN CNUTS!!! especially after Nilsson got to number one with it.

    Nilsson, with it,

  438. 438
    Polly Kettle-Onn says:

    That must be the longest, most pointless and probably most deranged sentence ever, efram. I assume you have a point in all this, other than not using capitals for the names of US states?

  439. 439
    Polly Kettle-Onn says:

    Sorry, I meant efrem. Or did I mean Efrem?

  440. 440
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