May 17th, 2013

WATCH: Toronto Mayor ‘Filmed Smoking Crack’


324 Comments

  1. 1
    Moussa Koussa Mark 10 says:

    Solid Tory area – Basingstoke and Deane Borough Council

    Spending £800,000 on one Costa Coffee shop franchise.

  2. 2
    Guffaws says:

    Ed Balls

  3. 3
    Bazinga! says:

    You’d have to be on crack to vote for Labour.

  4. 4
    Moussa Koussa Mark 10 says:

    Smoking crack, dropping tabs, sucking away on a riffa..

    Must bring you back, eh Guido.

    Once a crack whore, always a crack whore.

  5. 5
    Bazinga! says:

    Fuck the BBC

  6. 6
    SaltPetre says:

    Boris is addicted to ‘crack’ isn’t he?

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    Oh dear. Another challenge for Bonkers Johnson.

  8. 8
    Canada Watch says:

    Rob Ford was a controversial choice as mayor.

    This is nothing compared to the corruption scandal that followed him into office, and broadly saw him out.

    Toronto is about the most corrupt city in Canada, ranking marginally behind Montreal. Less P3d0 stuff in Ontario compared Quebec, but a place not to do business.

    It is also a liberal left shit hole.

    Now, if Ford is rightly arrested and put through the system, for real one hopes that the c’unt is r@ped seven different ways by at least 14 different guys. In parallel.

    Any comment from Mr Carney ?

  9. 9
    Canada Watch says:

    Sorry: will largely see him out.

  10. 10
    Maqboul says:

    You’ve lost the plot. Bring on Mark 11.

  11. 11

    No! Let’s go straight to 101.

  12. 12

    Hi! Foreigner!

    This site is only for people with brains. Therefore you are not allowed here.

  13. 13
    90% of the Tory Party says:

    Smokin’ cracks and lickin’ pipes.

  14. 14
    100% of lefties says:

    Lickin’ cracks and smokin’ pipes.

  15. 15
    tanzanite aka nell says:

    That’s the end of his political career then. By the by what sort of politics does he adhere to? Left or right?

  16. 16
    Casual Observer says:

    The police stationed at a location known as Davisville Police station, in the entertainment district, are very well known for corruption involving drugs, prostitution and various other more colorful aspects of Toronto City life.

    The article alleges that Ford was picking up his drugs from the Bus Station.

    That is in the district covered by Davisville station, about 5 minutes walk away.

    Go figure ;-)

  17. 17
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    He’d make a brilliant FibDem.

  18. 18
    Boris Johnson says:

    I love cracks

  19. 19
    Tessa Tickles says:

    “Smoking crack, dropping tabs, sucking away on a riffa..

    Must bring you back, eh Guido.”

    Hmm. A slight Freudian slip there. Most people would say ‘take’ you back. You’d only say ‘bring’ if you were already there.

    Suddenly, the motivation behind your manic, demented, rantings becomes clear.

  20. 20
    Rob says:

    David Cameron.

  21. 21
    Tessa Tickles says:

    “Smoking crack, dropping tabs, sucking away on a riffa..

    Must bring you back, eh Guido.”

    Hmm. A slight Freudian slip there. Most people would say ‘take’ you back. You’d only say ‘bring’ if you were already there.

    Suddenly, the motivation behind your manic, demented, rantings becomes very clear.

  22. 22
    Came, Moron! says:

    Don’t talk to me about heroes,
    most of these men smoked cocaine
    Don’t talk to me about your big big heroes,
    most of these men smoked cocaine

  23. 23
    Once you smoke crack, you never go back says:

  24. 24
    David Cameron says:

    Chillax

  25. 25
    tanzanite aka nell says:

    I like your moniker!

  26. 26
    'Louise' says:

    Does anyone have footage of Osborne and a line of coke?

  27. 27
    Dianne Abbot MP says:

  28. 28
    tanzanite aka nell says:

    Well I have no understanding of such things but if he wanted a buzz why couldn’t he have just had a glass of wine , red preferably.

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  30. 30
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    Calm down, he won’t be around too long.

  31. 31
    tanzanite aka nell says:

    If georgie porgie did such a thing I suspect it was at Uni. Stupid of course but students are still kids not fully responsible for their actions.

  32. 32
    Gideon says:

    Louise!

  33. 33
    Drugz r Cool says:

  34. 34
    tanzanite aka nell says:

    Cleggie? I have a feeling he’s hoping to be around long enough to get an EU Commissioners job with all it’s generous benefits!!

  35. 35
    Like Whitney said, Crack is Whack! And then she died. says:

  36. 36
    Aspen says:

    Moussa has left the pharmacy

  37. 37
    Point of Information says:

    Because he is a crack head.

  38. 38
    LibLabCunt says:

    He’s a conservative.
    :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

  39. 39
    Tessa Tickles says:

    It’s a slippery slope, that glass of red wine. A glass with the evening meal becomes a refill with the evening meal after the glass you had while cooking the meal. Then we progress to the 2nd refill. Before you know it, you’re doing your best to get a whole crate of empty bottles into the car boot without alerting your neighbours to the fact you’re going to the bottle bank again.

    Apparently.

  40. 40
    Labourunionsbbc = EU says:

    Lol. What a comeback. Same words but in the correct order and funny.

  41. 41
    Maqboul says:

    or Mark Twain.

  42. 42
    Maqboul says:

    Fair play that you can interpret his gibberish. It’s all double dip Greek to me.

  43. 43
    tanzanite aka nell says:

    LOL! Around here the local junior school runs the bottle bank and makes a great profit out of it. Not sure what that says about those of us who live round here.

  44. 44
    At The Crack Of Dawn says:

    Boris likes a bit of crack now and again!

  45. 45
    tanzanite aka nell says:

    Obviously a rogue conservative – you can be sure they will be expelling him from the party anytime now.

  46. 46
    Questions / Letters of our time says:

    Is Dave on drugs ?

    Can someone start a petition to have him tested ? Regularly ?

    Thank you,

    The Tory Back Benches.

  47. 47
    Point of Information says:

    Conservative is different out in Canada.

    It is more in line with the politics of David Cameron, not the UK Conservative party.

  48. 48
    Thomas Pascoe in the Torygraph says:

    Ed Miliband could make a great PM.

  49. 49
    Point of Information says:

    You are just bored with that moniker, aren’t you ?

  50. 50
    P l e b says:

    What for? BSE?

  51. 51
    Joanne Knightsone says:

    Yep! That was a good one.
    Tears of laughter played havoc with the eyeliner after reading that.

  52. 52
    Vicky Souvlaki-Pryce says:

    Double dip ? I is like double dip.

  53. 53
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    That explains a lot of things, if true.

  54. 54
    The Far Right says:

    Ed Balls.

  55. 55
    The Tory Back Benches says:

    Yes. And crack.

  56. 56
    David Cameron says:

    Ed Balls.

  57. 57
    tanzanite aka nell says:

    Ah a leftwinger then!

  58. 58
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Which Geedo do you mean, there is more than 1, Geedo, no.1 or Geedo no.2. Geedo does not seem to very active at the moment.

  59. 59
    SP4 BS says:

    Red wine isn’t even as good as some ice cold 1664.
    Which reminds me. WTF am i still doing here.

  60. 60
    tanzanite aka nell says:

    Has labour ever produced a great PM ? I can’t think of one!

  61. 61
    Thomas Pascoe says:

    Coca!ne. It’s a hell of a drug.

  62. 62
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    where is $avi£e when you want him

  63. 63
    Tony Blair says:

    Me ?

  64. 64
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    He is not bonkers, he just acts that way

  65. 65
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Ladbrokes, game on. That bloke in the advert must be on crack c.

  66. 66
    Scot's crack smoker says:

    Scum! Scum!Scum! Scum!Scum! Scum!Scum! Scum!Scum! Scum!

  67. 67
    Ed Balls says:

    Played havoc with my eye liner too.

  68. 68
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    They are all politicos, what you expect? Do what I say not what I do.

  69. 69
    Owen Jones says:

    I prefer white. It’s sweeter like me.

  70. 70
    Nigel 4 million Romanians Farage says:

    I thought there would be a welcome in the highlands.

  71. 71
    Neil Kinnock says:

    If the British people hadn’t thought me a lightbulb head I’d have been the greatest labour PM ever.

  72. 72
    Andy Burnham says:

    Luckily I have Maybeline Extra. otherwise I’d have gone all Panda faced too.

  73. 73
    Edinburgh junkie city. says:

    U have to be crazy to smoke crack. A joint & a pint is safer. What a dickhead.

  74. 74
    Can anyone be that boring says:

    Boring local knowledge

  75. 75
    Scot's crack smoker says:

    F~ck off back to England you racist immigrant scum.

  76. 76
    Legal junkie says:

    Crack? Give that the cold shoulder. :)

  77. 77
    tanzanite aka nell says:

    wmd at 45mins and other lies? death of D r D a v i d K e l l y?

  78. 78
    Herman van Rumpboy says:

    YOU VILL OBEY !!!

  79. 79
    Connoisseur says:

    While not condooning the frequent insertion of videos here, that is of course the very best rendition of Cocaine ever, with the brilliant Tim Renwick on 2nd guitar.

  80. 80
    Jay Carney, White House Spokesman says:

    “Any comment from Mr Carney?”

    I haven’t been commenting worth a shit on anything happening recently in America, so why should that other Mark Carney fellow have to comment on what’s been happening in Canada? Why don’t you ask Art Carney, while you’re at it?

  81. 81
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Why not check all 650 of the little darlings while your at it?

  82. 82
    tanzanite aka nell says:

    Weren’t you the “we’re aright , we’re aright, we’re aright” chappie? Your ego proved sadly overblown didn’t it!

  83. 83
    Connoisseur says:

    Or even condoning…

  84. 84
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Wrong old enough to vote therefore old enough to be responsible for his actions, full stop

  85. 85
    tanzanite aka nell says:

    Good Lord that’ll be the end of salt and pepper pots as well then!!

  86. 86
    Brown out & pay me damages. Respect my legal rights & stick the crap psychology up his useless vacant arsehole. says:

    Everyone likes getting high, whether on drink or drugs. It is a problem that will last for all eternity as there is absolutely no cure for addiction other than abstinence or rehab. Bullying & exploitation does not work and it is a scam to suggest it does.

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    Point of Information says:

    Pretty much. Not quite socialist though, just usually a little less liberal. Not usually into crack though.

    Cutting through the more direct remarks of others, there is a lot of corruption in Toronto’s governance and other aspects of Ontario provincial government.

    I think all Ford was meant to have done was pass the costs of the transit system over to the province and do something about the out of control pensions to get the city finances under control.

    That he may have failed on which would have a knock on effect up through the Provincial government, and directly to PM Harper, who is a Conservative. This Crack issue could have bigger effects, but unlikely as most Canadians are happy to put up with their politicians misdemeanors: This current episode could well be forgiven.

    They are trying to keep a lid on the involvement of Canadian financial companies in the LIBOR / TIBOR / EURIBOR rigging the other year, and they have very likely been instrumental in helping to facilitate some of the oil market price rigging that is being investigated in London.

    Fun facts: The Enron fraud was facilitated primarily by Canadian banks.

    The Canadian airbus scandal explains why Air Canada have airbus as their national carrier, rather than Boeing: An uneconomic arrangement which benefited the EU during the 90s, however was facilitated quite literally by cash in brown envelopes.

    If you wish to do business in Canada, make sure you have a good supply of anonymous brown envelopes and cash to fill them with. They do not like traceable money, eg. Cheques.

    The guys who took the video are screwed either way. The video above does suggest that Ford may have been a bit late with his Tr!ad subs. :-D

  88. 88
    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Not a foreigner

    Born and breed in uk…and still in uk.

    Unlike you expat……heart attack = first flight back to uk to abuse nhs

  89. 89
    Hash, chronic, draw, the shit, the bong, the sweet mary jane, the bionic, the black, the herb says:

  90. 90
    EU Watch says:

    Would this be for real Olive oil, or just the sunflower oil cut with chlorophyll and sold as Olive oil.

    Vote UKIP.

  91. 91
    The neo nuts looney toons says:

    Grammer nazi !!

    For the record loon….your hero guido was, and most likely still is a druggie

    Has guiido got his license back yet…another DD to follow

  92. 92
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Oi– somebody reading this blog might need to know that information, if they’re planning on going to Toronto on business! I mean, y’know– places to avoid, of course…perish the thought anyone reading Guido might engage in those sorts of things! (And I’d always heard “T.O.” was the kind of town where you could spend a month there one weekend– “go figure,” indeed!)

  93. 93

    1. From where I am, you appear to be a foreigner.

    2. Your name, Moussa Koussa, sounds like a foreigner.

    3. Your writing sounds very alien.

    If it walks like a duck, it quacks like a duck and it shits like a duck, then its a fucking duck.

  94. 94
    Sue Brown says:

    Ecstasy helps with ptsd symptoms. I could have done with it when I suffered from a complex ptsd.

    http://m.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/dec/27/mdma-ecstasy-post-traumatic-stress-disorder

  95. 95

    …more in line with the politics of David Cameron

    You have actually detected some?

  96. 96

    I nearly had improper relations with a young lady after she had given me a glass of wine. Close escape.

    Never touched the stuff since.

  97. 97
    Mr Hankey, the Christmas Poo, says:

  98. 98
    Point of Information says:

    Yes. But it isn’t Conservative.

  99. 99
    tanzanite aka nell says:

    Oh Dear I suppose we pay for that do we?

  100. 100
    Casual Observer says:

    To your point, the strip clubs on Yonge street a little bit north of King are worth going to. But careful with cash and don’t go alone / use credit card.

    There is a hotel on King / Yonge which is cheap for business trips, and quite high spec, and the cops turn a blind eye to the hookers in the bar. Quite cheap as well, hookers not bad.

    Let your bank know if you are going to Toronto as they will likely freeze your card immediately as Canada is #1 black spot for card fraud experienced by UK issuers.

    Under no circumstances eat anything from the street vendors no matter how drunk you are. You will get food poisoning.

    Not much else going on their really.

    New York / London much better and cleaner scene.

  101. 101
    Mark Carney, Guvnor BoE says:

    Coca!ne. It’s a hell of a drug.

  102. 102
    Owen Jones says:

    A pig’s head has been left in the locker of a Stoke City player. Not yet as clear what happened to George Galloway’s body.

  103. 103
    Parliament says:

    NO !

  104. 104
    Owin Jones says:

    A pig’s head has been left in the locker of a Stoke City player. Not yet as clear what happened to George Galloway’s body.

  105. 105
    Margaret Hodge says:

    Owen Jones’s interpretation of socialism is that anyone who is White, English and Christian is bad, whilst all Arabs and Muslims are good.

    He is a socialist twat.

  106. 106
    Art Carney says:

    Star Wars Christmas special was my low point. Lower than this.

  107. 107

    Anyway, I don’t have a heart.

  108. 108
    Anonymous says:

    Is a crack whore one who’s top notch, like a crack regiment?

  109. 109
    jpegs87 says:

    Ukip have already struck on my local council. They’ve decided to remove entirely translation services for immigrants under the basis that they should “learn to speak English or not get help at all”. That was his actual quote btw. Our local paper decided to look at what the savings to the local council budget would be and found it to be 0.13%. That’s the idiot mentality you’re dealing with here

  110. 110
    Roger Rabbit says:

    The pint-holder calls protesters ‘fascist scum’. Right to protest is going to be really safe with this loon in charge.

    The first little thing goes wrong for the twit, and his self-control completely evaporates.

    And good for Salmond for telling him where to go

  111. 111
    US Watch says:

    You have been very quiet Jay.

    Perhaps the corrosive acid of Benghazi and inevitable real defense cuts, on top of complete failure of policy of Obama’s last administration is enough.

    Still, looking north at least the Canadians can provide a few good laughs.

    Serves them right for supporting P!ers Moron and the liberal left attempt to revoke the second amendment and further undermine the first.

    Canada is what happens when liberty does not prevail.

  112. 112
    and says:

    Can we please just ignore every daft rule the EU announces.
    Life’s too short to be dictated to by these self-important morons.

  113. 113
    Google Translate says:

    Immi’s can go online and do the translation themselves if they do not have good English.

    This will help those who cannot speak English pick it up fast, and will ultimately help with integration as they will need to speak to a native speaker at some point.

    Most of us natives are actually more than willing to help out a newcomer get the basics down, provided we judge the individual to be polite, honest and clean. And if we have the time available and do not feel it is being wasted.

    Translating all documents does harm as it prevents this important aspect of integration.

    You also miss the point that the vast majority of chaps who come to the UK usually have a higher standard of English than the natives as most have been taught English as a second language in their home countries by education systems better funded and more advanced than that which exists in the UK, particularly by the time Labour left office.

    The notion that new migrants to the UK need these sort of services is deeply divisive and wrong.

  114. 114
    Willie Waver says:

    The best bit of all this is not that these 50 had the gumption to tell the bawbag where to get off it is reading all these comments from Scottish people who can see right through UKIP and what it stands for. Its a pity that the same can’t be said for the deluded few south of the border..

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    Professor Brown department for Crap Psychology @ st.andrews.sportscentre. says:

    Drugs don’t work go for a jog up your arse instead.

  116. 116
    Charlie on BBC expenses. says:

    Wasn’t Stephen Fry a junkie that we enable with the licence fee. Double Standards usual with the BBC. I am not paying for these spineless hoons.

  117. 117
    Roy Roger says:

    One thing is for sure, the Scots know a good old right wing Tory when they see one and they are expert at casting them into the political wilderness.

    Well Done Scotland. !

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    B Boyd says:

    Well don’t. And don’t use your telly either.

  120. 120
    Olive Oyl says:

    Leave me out of this.

  121. 121
    MankyScotchParasites says:

    Benefits! Benefits! We want benefits!

  122. 122
    Compassionate Tory says:

    Will the last person to leave UKIP please turn out the lights?

  123. 123
    Francois Hollande says:

    Are you going to post to yourself all night?

  124. 124
    Roostercockburn says:

    Anti racist group tell Toad of Toad Hall to “fuck off home to England”. As Richard Littledick might say “you couldn’t make it up!

  125. 125
    An honest Tory says:

    Hi Cat. Just noticed your comment about Don McCrickard. I didn’t know him personally as I was just making my way through the TSB ranks at the time he was CEO. Whilst he had a good reputation I lost respect for him after he sacked Brian Brown, CEO of TSB Insurance, for having the temerity to make more from insurance in a year than the bank could make.

  126. 126
    Obi won says:

    Mr Moussa is in multiple moniker mega drive tonight.
    Is there nothing on the telly?

  127. 127
    Obi won says:

    I agree with myself

  128. 128
    Obi two says:

    I agree with yourself too.

  129. 129
    Obi two says:

    I agree with one and two. They are soon right

  130. 130
    Obi three says:

    Now you’ve fucked up the monickers you kong. It won’t look like lots of people agree ow.

  131. 131
    Owen Jones says:

    I agree with me

  132. 132
    Obi two says:

    No one will notice. They’ll still think lots of people are MIT-UKIP on here.

  133. 133
    Obi Lost says:

    Kong ?

  134. 134
    Obi five says:

    What’s MIT-UKIP ?

  135. 135
    Obi five says:

    It’s the slacking spellcheck..I’m on the bus..I meant anti-UKIP.

  136. 136
    Sue Brown says:

    No one has overdosed on Ha$h.

    http://www.trueactivist.com/still-believe-nature-got-it-wrong-top-10-health-benefits-of-marijuana/

    I certainly think it is safer than alcohol & if used moderately can be beneficial to many especially people who suffer from MS.

  137. 137
    Obi five says:

    Now you’ve posted as five again! You’re supposed to be Obi one.
    You are such a turd.

  138. 138
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I watched a “Rent-a-mob” bunch of crackheaded commie / socialist duped uni students who don’t know their Rses from the elbows who were filmed and shown on all channels tonight giving verbal abuse to Farage in Edinburgh. After watching beeb and ch4 coverage – I noted how they asked alex pinko salmond for his take on matters. Ever the one to jump on a bandwagon Salmond and on CH4 some McAlpine SNP bint took their cue. Only problem (NOT) is the pair of socialist twats have made themselves look even more stupid than the rent-a-mob Uni Students they pitifully backed.

    Nice to see that the UK has indeed a fourth “Stooge” Party operating in Scotland. Didn’t Alex Salmonella and Adam Welsh Gay git MP front up as the pair of twats who were ‘managed by the stablishment’ in the false flag indictment against Bliar – for him to be ‘impeached’ … some years ago … and oh yes; wasn’t it all a ‘managed / set up to fail’ sop sold to the public by the press of course?

    People who do not properly understand what really lies behind ‘Socialism’ ought dig a bit deeper – ‘just below the surFACE’ or keep their DELUDED AND DUPED gobs shut?

  139. 139
    Ob fifty nine says:

    I agree. Ed Miliband rocks!

  140. 140
    Ob five says:

    We’re not doing Miliband yet! Piss off.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Having spent a week in Toronto once, I do have some sympathy with the fellow’s need for chemical escapism.

    Mind you, the Royal York does tne finest afternoon tea that I have ever dallied with.

  142. 142
    Ob fifty nine says:

    You piss off you retard.

  143. 143
    Sue Brown says:

    What is there that is worth watching? It is all tripe!

  144. 144
    Charlie on BBC expenses says:

    Repeated Tripe.

  145. 145
    Ob sixty says:

    I AM you, you plug!
    You’ve coked this right up.

    I’m going back to using the Rob Roy name.
    You obi’s are all right wing neocons…whatever that I’d. I heard someone in the uni bar say it and liked the sound..

    Someone lend me £2 for a tinnie?

  146. 146
    Charlie on BBC expenses says:

    Repeated Tripe!

  147. 147
    Owin Jones says:

    My self esteem is lower than a black girl’s booty at the club.

  148. 148
    Edinburgh junkie city says:

    I live in Edinburgh and they are pig ignorant Hunts who are thick as pig shit with no moral spine whatsoever. That was disgraceful. The Nats look scared & desperate.

  149. 149
    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    was he smoking crack or tonguing it ??

  150. 150
    Lost in Clacton says:

    The new Governor of the Bank of England is Canadian too .

  151. 151
    Antoninus Pius says:

    We came to offer them civilisation and culture but they refused to accept it. The result is your modern Scot.

  152. 152
    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    so cat .. you have a heart eh ??

    obviously you have not yet crossed paths with the syrian rebel commander who has a predilection for gouging it out with a machete and purporting to eat it live on youtube ….

  153. 153
    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    er … no

    think more a cracked pissoir and you re getting there

  154. 154
    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    i understand the air is like champagne in toronto … and they have the best whores of every size shape orientation and predilection … is that right ??

  155. 155
    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    why /… IS THE BBC ALSO A CRACKED OLD WHORE ???

  156. 156
    Edinburgh junkie city says:

    Bull. A few socialist natty students with their heads up their arse don’t represent the population of scots. Although edinburgh is full of scum.

  157. 157
    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    MR CARNEY SAYS

    ER .. YES .. I M ACTUALLY LEAVING CANADA .I M NOT STUPID !!!

  158. 158
    Fifer says:

    The Nats are losing the debate on independence & rent a mob were hired to scare of anymore unionists. It is obvious isn’t it?

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    Anonymous says:

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    Anonymous says:

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    @An honest Tory

    I knew of Brown but, as far as I remember, did not meet him. Neither do I recall his departing at the hand of McCrickard. It would not surprise me though.

    My approach to the industry was that of a meritocrat. I was happy to get as far as people recognising that I had a use and I treated all others under my leadership in the same way.

    That had two contrasting effects. When we were developing POS facilities for offering credit 24/7, that meant that being ahead of the game meant that I was never short of people asking me for help and I profited well from it so I never complain. When the world of banking changed to sub-prime, CDOs and all that tripe, my cries of impending disaster were treated as if I were Cassandra (regrettably without the beauty!) and I became ignored.

    In order to live under meritocracy, one has to have some experience of the core product. Under a politicised system, it is who you know and not what you know which counts.

    Until people learn how to recognise excellence again, I do not see a return to such days. For me Farage is the one exception currently in politics. If I had to take a punt, I would say Jenkins at Barclays is onto the right line. He still has to produce the profits though so early days.

  162. 162
    Expat Geordie says:

    I’d prefer .303, or 7.62, or 5.56.

    I’m not fussy.

  163. 163
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    And here was I, thinking Toronto was just a “Tim Horton’s Donuts” on every corner, with people who say “oot” and “aboot,” eh?

    (Thank goodness, I myself won’t be going to Toronto anytime soon– if ever– but I figured somebody reading might have to visit “Glasgow-With-A-Lotta-Snow,” poor thing.)

  164. 164
    Eleanor 'Wacko Jacko' Jackson says:

    We should ban the word ban as some muslims may find it offensive.

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    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Oh YES

  166. 166
    Margaret Hodge says:

    You can trust me to be very discretionary.

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Two words, to your point on Scotland:

    Holly Grieg

    http://holliegreig.info/

  168. 168
    Anonymous says:

    Just been watching a rerun of Hodge the dodge and her merry gang on the “Tax Avoidance ” committee trying to skewer Google and the Tax expert from Ernst & Young

    This is nothing but grandstanding from her.
    The members do not understand the basic tenets of tax and vat.
    They are rude and ignorant.
    Austin Mitchell should be put out of his misery.
    It beats any of the current reality shows.

  169. 169
    Nigel Evans, Alan Duncan, Crispin Blunt, Michael Portillo, Peter Lilley, Enoch Powell, Harvey Proctor says:

    We’re right wing and no one could ever call us girly men, duckie!

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    JH3242309849230423 says:

    Do a few more things that save a mere 0.13% and you start talking about real money.

    If coating all public conveniences in gold leaf would be a mere 0.13% of the budget, does that mean we should do it?

    It’s arseholes who think other people’s hard earned money is theirs to piss away that have got us in this mess.

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    Anonymous says:

    We should ban muslims as the rest of us find them offensive. Esoecially the dirty stinking asian variety.

  172. 172
    nellnewman says:

    ‘maybe try reading it?’ Silly! owenjones was ‘educated’ during the 13 years of terror – doubt he could understand anything of any depth!!

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    nellnewman says:

    eleanorjackson should try advocating for her own parishioners – it’s very unlikely that she knows anything about decent folks of the is lamic faith , none of whom would agree with her queer, extreme views!

  174. 174
    nellnewman says:

    eleanorjackson should try advocating for her own parishioners – it’s very unlikely that she knows anything about decent folks of the is lam ic fa ith , none of whom would agree with her q u e e r, e x t r e m e views!

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    British lefties in a phrase. says:

    There’s none so blind as those who will not see.

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    nellnewman says:

    What we can be sure about is that margarethodge knows absolutely sod all about real working class folks – that goes for the whole of the labour party too these days!!!!!

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    I'm offended. says:

    I find religious fundamentalism offensive.
    I find the oppression of females offensive.
    I find segregation of the sexes offensive.
    I find the production methods of halal meat offensive.

  178. 178
    nellnewman says:

    militwit thinks he’s going to be the next PM and some chap writing in the Telegraoh says he’s going to be our greatest PM ever!

    Talk about delusional!!

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    and says:

    She should come to my village where two flags of St George fly proudly outside the village hall.

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    JH3242309849230423 says:

    PS – We are up shit creek because we have overspent by 10% a year for at least a decade. If we find only a HUNDRED things to cut that make a trifling 0.13% of the budget then we have more than covered that deficit.

    Your pitiful public sector McJob / student grant should be the first on the list of things to go.

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    nellnewman says:

    The problem with religion is that there are always extremists who hijack it for their own ends. They’re not particularly religious , they just use it as an vehicle to create violence .

    n a z i g e r m a n y did it, a l q a e d a do it. The s p a n i s h inquisition once did it.

    They’re are not genuinely religious people , indeed they are e v i l , they just use religion as an excuse for their p e r v e r s i o n s and v i o l e n c e .

    What is sad is that the really religious people who follow the tenets of their
    r e ligion and work hard , promote peace and do good amongst their communities are afraid to come out and confront these e v i l people.

    It was and is always thus!

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    Eleanor Jackson says:

    We should change the name of the country from Britain to the Islamic Republic of Allah.

  183. 183
    trots @ st.andrews says:

    We are brainwashed morons who have got the runs.

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    nellnewman says:

    You don’t want someone like her in your village! Just be grateful you haven’t got her. She’s an evil witch damaging decent people of all faiths including those of the Is lam ic faith.

  185. 185
    nellnewman says:

    I think we should ship eleanorjackson off to the sudan or somewhere where she should undertake an intense course in extreme islam where women are not allowed a voice!

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    Down Shep says:

    Amen!.

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    nellnewman says:

    Look to be fair owen is a kid with a kid’s logic , ‘educated’ during the 13 years of terror. It would be wrong to expect too much of these poor uneducated people like owen! balls , and his ‘every child matters ‘ policy which in the end only applied to his own kids. has much to answer for!!

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    I'm offended. says:

    I agree Nell.
    But it’s about time those who are offended like I am stood up and expressed our views without fear of being labelled a racist.
    Brits are generally tolerant and treat people of all colours and religions with respect. We should be able to expect the same in our own country.

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    JH3242309849230423 says:

    Lots of sock puppets popping up everywhere chirruping gleefully away about the rude – just rude – way in which Farage was received.

    England has not lost a war in Centuries. It has never surrendered, or needed to be bailed out because of some ludicrous scheme to inhabit some far flung Isthmus. It does not need to go and see silly little Hollywood films glorifying the rather complimentary re-writing of its history. It’s vast, vast contribution to the world is desperately concealed by the self-hating left, but is acknowledged by wiser, more self-respecting nations such as Japan.

    It doesn’t need to desperately scrape together, with tragically over-inflated pride, a pitifully short short-list of influential figures and ‘inventors’ such as Watt. Such self-evident national pre-eminence for centuries of modern history does not require such hollow, desperate measures.

    Now, imagine you come from a lesser country. You might have turned out to be a bitter, chirpy little twat bussed to a pub in a co-ordinated multi-media effort to fight a resurgence in English pride and self-determination too.

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    Peace loving muslim says:

    Death to everything.

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    Popeye says:

    +1

    Yep just ignore the fuckers. they are hardly likely to invade over a bottle of olive oil.

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    Point of Information says:

    Owen went to Oxford, just like Dave.

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    When in England do as the anglos do says:

    Not idiotic at all. Let them buy their own translation books. It’s not as if they were not aware that this is an English speaking country is it?

    While we are on the subject Councils should stop wasting money on welsh and celtic place names.

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    Owen Jones for Prime Minister ! says:

    Makes as much sense as staying in the EU.

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    Many small savings make one HUGE saving...Simples says:

    Look after the pennies and the pounds look after themselves.

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    JH3242309849230423 says:

    Christ, moderated.

    I should post a random string of pseudo-random arsehole Youtube videos instead.

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    A stitch in time saves nine says:

    I take it you are a lefty with a spendthrift attitude like that.

    Gorgon was the same, squander a little here and squander a little there and before you know it the country has run up the mother fucker of a deficit,

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    nellnewman says:

    You should be offended, we should all be offended, by these animals/people who hijack religion and use it as an excuse for extreme, v i o l e n t behaviour.

    Truth is, none of us of any religion choose to face them down and we should!

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    A Gentleman says:

  201. 201
    Big Ben @ Mong O'Clock says:

    Ed Balls

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    Point of Information says:

    Nigel says more good for the people of Scotland in one tweet, than renta-rabble and the BBC did in an interview and afternoon long street protest.

    Scotland is not the problem.

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    twat says:

    No he isn’t – far too boring for that.

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    nellnewman says:

    No you have it wrong. The majority of hardworking people who are of the Is lamic faith actually do believe in living their lives to do good and look after their families and the communities around them. Many of them are Doctors and nurses. I know because youngnells is ill and has the most wonderful care from some of them.

    There is an uneducated element amongst them, peasants, who are hijacking the religion, as an excuse, to do wicked, ev il vi o l e n t things.

    If I s la m has a fault,it is that the decent folks within it are too afraid to face down those who are using it for vio lent unreligious ends.

    Before you judge them think how n a z i g e r m a n y did the same thing and mollified it’s population into silence as it committed terrible crimes.

    Peaceful I s l a m has to find it’s voice and power over these wicked people – it has some way to go.

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    twat says:

    He seemed to be a somewhat upset Negro.

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    Herman keeps me safe at night. says:

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    nellnewman says:

    Did he? What a wasted education!! He clearly has not benefitted !

    What a terrible waste of money!! I hope the taxpayer wasn’t involved!

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    JH9282394823904823984 says:

    “The colonists sank into apathy”

    Followed by their countrymen, for the next 400 years and counting.

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    nellnewman says:

    the leftwing biasedbeeb has blotted its copy book yet again!!

    I can’t wait for it to be sold off in bits . It has become completely worthless !

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    Trash says:

    Bbc news are cock-a-hoop over the Farage incident, making it their lead story. And yet, Chuka called Londoners trash and it gets zero coverage.

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    JH9282394823904823984 says:

    “Many held the English responsible”

    A national sport, warmly played to this day.

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    nellnewman says:

    I presume restaurants in spain and france will simply ignore that eu directive – it is what they have always done!!

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    JH9282394823904823984 says:

    “The failure of the colonization project provoked tremendous discontent throughout Lowland Scotland where almost every family had been affected. Many held the English responsible while believing that they could and should assist in yet another effort at making the scheme work. The company petitioned the King to affirm their right to the colony; however, he declined and replied that, though he was sorry that the company had incurred such huge losses, to claim Darien would mean war with Spain. The continuing futile debate on the issue served to further increase bitter feeling.

    Hoping to recoup some capital by a more conventional venture, the company sent two ships from the Clyde, the Speedy Return and the Continent, to the Guinea coast laden with trade goods. Sea captain Robert Drummond was the master of the Speedy Return; his brother Thomas, who had played such a part in the second expedition, was supercargo on the vessel. Neither ship was seen in Scotland again. Instead of seeking to sell for gold as the company’s directors intended, the Drummonds exchanged the goods for slaves which they sold in Madagascar. Carousing with the buccaneers for whom the island was a refuge, the Drummonds fell in with the pirate John Bowen of Bermuda who offered loot if they lent the Scots ships to him for a raid on homeward bound Indiamen. Robert Drummond was initially persuaded but backed out of the agreement, only for Bowen to appropriate the ships while he was ashore. The Continent was lost to fire on the Malabar coast and Bowen scuttled the Speedy Return after transferring to a merchant ship he had taken. The Drummonds decided against returning to Scotland to explain the loss of the ships they had been entrusted with, and no more was heard of the brothers.”

    I would say ‘a pattern is emerging’, but it’s more of an ‘irrefutable template’?

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    Saffron says:

    O/T
    Apologies for this.
    Over the past few days have been looking at how the labour party was formed and on what basis.
    Did’nt take me long to come to the conclusion that this party had it’s root’s firmly embedded in communist ideology,in that the state will run your lives and will provide everything that you need provided that you go along with us your masters.
    Russia thought this and then dicarded it,and embraced capitalism,why have this crap liebour party not bought into this thinking and are now jumping to communist unions dictating as to what their policies must be.
    Why is Red Ed bending the knee to Mc Cluskey for subscriptions when he must know that the british public have sussed him and his party out.

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    nellnewman says:

    bbc news are cock a hoop about their biased questioning and unprofessional journalism.!!!

    My God – they’re Idiots!!

    I do hope if the tories get elected in 2015 they will sell the beeb off in bits – it has become a worthless, biased, corrupt, too expensive, unjournalistic institution!!!

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    Your Friendly Neighbourhood North American Historical Analysis Service says:

    Canada is what happened when The Thirteen Colonies failed to conquer the St Lawrence Valley in the War of Independence and expelled their Loyalists there and to the land north of the Great Lakes in 1783, and then the new US failed to conquer them (again) in the North American theatre of the Napoleonic Wars in 1812-14. The Loyalists of that era may fairly be compared to Britons of today who do not want to leave the EU, based on an “it’s a devil-you-know future, versus a devil-you-don’t-know future” analysis. Differences between Canadian and US perceptions of government power and individual liberties stem from these formative experiences. Roughly in modern UK terms vis-a-vis the EU and powers/liberties, the Loyalists/Canadians are the British political establishment and allies, the British public are the majority of British North Americans who were fine with however these conflicts turned out so long as they didn’t stand to lose anything personally, and the Rebels/Americans are the “UK Out!” faction.

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    all publicity is good publicity says:

    They just played an edited version of his interview with BBC Scotland on the 10 o’clock news, so edited in fact that it bore no resemblance to the full version posted on here.

    Never mind though the scots Nats have provided Nigel with even more free publicity. If they had shouted at Dave or Nick or miliEd the BBC would have ignored it.

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    Fish says:

    I’m not particularly keen on Parker Farridge, but it’s clear from tonight’s BBC news they like him even less.

    The BBC Scotchland interview was outrageous and tonight’s 10 o’ Clock news failed to mention that he was assailed yesterday, not by SNP members but by a SWP-like group of hard left racist, fascist activists. (like many of those that have infiltrated the BBC – which probably explains everything)

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    chemical kalo says:

    un. ha. ted.
    .
    haunted. unhated.
    .
    all sounds are a chemical escape of a form. escape is a foxism. dogs just grow.l
    #buildingblcksmatter.
    positioning it appears matter greatly until ghsts are seen as a puff.

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    Rob Gibson Roy says:

    Well, this looks empty.

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    Fishy says:

    I’m not particularly keen on Parker Farridge, but clearly the BBC like him even less.

    Today’s BBC Scotchland interview was an outrage, and tonight’s analysis on the Ten o’ Clock news failed to mention that those who assailed him yesterday weren’t SNP member, but an organised SWP-like mob of hard line left-wing racist, faciscts (rather like some of those who have infiltrated the BBC -which explains much).

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    Down Shep says:

    Shame about the Horsemeat contaminated with Bute, never mind, let’s just concentrate on the condiment sets, (F888ing Clowns).

  224. 224
    Owin Jones says:

    I started a website for female drivers. But it kept crashing.

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    JH2939238492343298 says:

    Łôţš øƭ şŏčǩ ǷŭÞÞęťƨ ÞòƿǷïŋǥ ųǷ ęvêŕŸŵƕēŕĕ ċƕïřŗùƿïņğ ğļĕéƭųļļ¥ åƜą¥ åþõưţ ţĥĕ ŕŭdé – ĵƲşţ ŗúdê – ƜąƔ îñ ŵĥįƈĥ Ƒāŕąƍĕ Ɯāš ŕēċēîvéd.

    Ëńġŀąñd ħåŝ ŋòţ ĺôśţ ą Ɯàř ïŋ Ćėñţŭřîēś. Įţ ƕáŝ ŋévĕŗ şƲŕŕēñdĕŗéd, ơŕ ñėédêd ţõ ßē ßàìļéd ơùţ þê¢ăƲƨé òƒ ƨømĕ ĺúdıċřôŭƨ ƨƈĥémĕ ţø ìŋƕāƅîť ƨømē ƭāř ƒļưŋġ Ĩšťĥmùś. İţ døéś ƞõť ƞēĕd ţõ ģô āñd ŝĕĕ ƨïŀĺÝ ŀıţţŀę ĤôĺĺŸŵŏõd ſıĺmƨ ġļôřįƭ¥ìńğ ťĥĕ ŕáţħéŗ ĉømÞļımęŋţàŗÝ řē-ŵŗıťìŋģ ôƭ îťŝ ĥîśţŏŕƔ. Ïť’ś vāƨť, văşţ ƈòńťřìƅųťìŏŋ ţô ťħé ŵôřĺd įŝ déśǷĕŗåţĕĺ¥ ĉõƞ¢éåĺĕd ƀ¥ ţƕē şéŀƭ-ƕăťìƞƍ ŀêƒţ, ßŭť ıš ă¢ĸŋõŵļédġēd þƳ ŵįśĕŗ, mòŕĕ śęļƒ-ŗéśǷęċťįŋĝ ńàťîøñŝ şú¢ĥ áš ĴāÞąņ.

    Ïţ dòęŝŋ’ť ŋéêd ţõ déšƿęřáţêĺ¥ ščřàÞê ťòĝêťħéŕ, ŵîţĥ ţřàĝı¢åĺĺ¥ õvêŗ-ìƞƒļăťêd Ƿřîdé, à ǷıţìƭúĺļŸ şħøřţ šĥŏŕť-ĺįŝť òƭ ıńſļưēƞţîåŀ ſıƍưřęś åƞd ‘ìñvéņţơřś’ şŭƈĥ ăƨ Ŵáţţ. $ưƈĥ ƨĕŀſ-évıdėñť ŋàťïơƞąĺ Þŕĕ-ĕmìņĕńċê ƒøŕ ¢éņţùŗîéŝ ơƭ mødéřŋ ħîśţŏř¥ dơėś ńŏť ŕėǫúıŗē šúĉĥ ĥõŀĺõƜ, déƨƿéřàťĕ méáƨųŗēš.

    Ñôŵ, įmàĝįƞē ƔôƲ ƈômê ƭŗơm á ŀėƨśéŕ ƈŏƲƞťŕƔ. Yôŭ mïƍħţ ƕąvé ťùřņéd òùţ ţò Ƅĕ ą ƀıťţėŕ, ĉƕìŕǷƔ ŀîţţĺé ťŵáţ ƅùŝśėd ţø à Ƿưß įņ å ƈơ-õŕdîñàţėd mųļťî-mêdįå êƒƭôŕť ţò ƒığĥť á ŗêŝųŕǥēñƈé ïƞ Ɛƞǥŀìŝħ ƿŗįdê ąńd śêŀƒ-dęţęřmįŋàţıõñ ťŏô.

    Get my drift?

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    nellnewman says:

    Ah..!! SWP mob? Talking of mobs let’s not forget the n a z i mobs of the 1930’s because that’s what this beeb mob looks like!

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    nellnewman says:

    No! That ‘s too complicated . Message lost!

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    Steve Cropper says:

    And the even more brilliant but lamented Duck Dunn on bass.

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    nellnewman says:

    Even more importantly the beeb have provided a very strong case to prove they are a biased lefttwing beeb troughing off the taxpayer.

    Time to sell them off!!

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    BBC bias is beyond a joke says:

    I heard that.
    The editing would have done Nazi Germany proud.

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    nellnewman says:

    edbballs the economically incontinent idiot !!

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    When will this madness end? says:

    So this is what’s costing us £52 million a day?

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    Owen jones says:

    What fun..

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    go dave Go says:

    So Cameron has called Conservatives “mad swivel eyed loons”.

    Methinks it is time for Cameron to depart.

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    Anonymous says:

    “Grammer” – “guido” – “guiido”- “license” – what an absolute fucking tosser

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    Gay Dave says:

    Grassroots Conservative activists are “mad swivel-eyed loons”

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/10065307/PMs-ally-our-party-activists-are-loons.html

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    UKIP are Clowns, Conservatives are mad swivel eyed loons, Cameron says:

    It is fine, there really is no problem.”

    “The MPs just have to do it because the associations tell them to and the associations are all mad, swivel-eyed loons.”

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/conservative-party-activists-mad-swivel-eyed-1895672

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    Edward Bernays says:

    They must be fucking desperate now.

    They are now employing a technique called “Gaslighting”.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaslighting

    “Psychologist Martha Stout states that sociopaths frequently use gaslighting tactics. Sociopaths consistently transgress social mores, break laws, and exploit others, but are also typically charming and convincing liars who consistently deny wrongdoing. Thus, some who have been victimized by sociopaths may doubt their perceptions.”

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Be very careful NBW on that subject matter. I give one AND ONLY ONE – very briefish comment or two …

    The mother was and has always BEEN A PART OF THE DECEPTION – SHE “DAMNED WELL KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON” AND – THAT IS HER UNDOING – with all who have hidden that – from the public.

    DON’T FUCKING TELL ME THAT THE MOTHER ‘DID NOT KNOW’ – SHE DID AND WAS THEREFORE AN EQUALLY GUILTY PARTY TO IT WHETHER OR NOT SHE ‘ACTIVELY TOOK PART IN IT ALL’.

    The truth is out there, some just will not face up to it.

    The child – is the ‘only’ victim.

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    Wot the arogant Cameroons think about Conservatives says:

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    The Cameroons despise Conservatives says:

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    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    Ha, ha

    Even those who run your party think you’re all swivel eyed loons on here!

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    The Sheikh Of Arabeee says:

    “Oh flower of Scotland….”

    FUCK OFFFF!

    “When will we see….”

    FUCK OOOOOOFFFFFFF!!!

    “Your like again……”

    FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCKKK OOOFFFFF!!!

    Fucking racist Jock fucking bastards.

    “Wh’aats unner ma kilt?”

    “A fucking cheesy bellend on a small fucking dick, cvnt. And, by the fucking way, Hamish, you’re a fucking idiot”.

    Jesus H. fucking Christ: how much more fucking fucking stupid than the Left fucking get than those fucking idiotic Jock arsewipes?

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    You must be having trouble with the automated symposiarch tonight.

    Our long history of fighting off oppressors has been made that much easier by the 25 miles of water separating us from the continent. It also forced us to dominate the seas. It gave us the independence to allow science and industry to flourish whilst others were having their revolutions, ours being got out of the way so much earlier.

    The peak was in Victorian times. Since then we have seen a decline in our power and wealth which was only reversed, for a time, by Margaret Thatcher. We have virtually squandered her legacy away. Churchill saved us in the war but, in the lead-up to it, we were failing to notice that we were getting behind and so the Third Reich was able to rearm under our very noses. Shamefully, we kicked the old man out even before the war was completed.

    So we have a long history of dominance followed by a century of almost unbroken wilful carelessness about the dangers we have faced. How much longer will we escape from these ever present dangers merely by relying on the right person to come along and pull our chestnuts out of the fire?

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    + 1000: Am fuilly on the page with you.

    The good point you raise on precisely who are the victims has been played out quite obscenely by the McCann’s.

    Sure feel sorry for their loss, but to continue milking it. Stinks and misses the point.

    Will not state my view on that matter, other than: Woof.

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    Point of Information says:

    You cannot be racist towards a religion.

    Anyone who mislabels you as suh should be challenged to explain what racism is and why they think your view is.

    Muzzies, J and Christian labels can be used for direct criticism: These do not refer to races, only religions.

    If you do not transgress into uttering specific death threats, but wishing that all muzzies / J / Christians die is fine as this is inevitable anyway.

    If you direct your remarks towards Israe’lis, P’kis or English, then you are making a possibly racist statement as you are singling out a specific race.

    You cannot be racist towards a religion.

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    Gove is a Dweeb says:

    Et Balls.

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    'Kipper 'n proud says:

    I would give GBP 1 for the Beeb in its current state.

    Then fire everyone except Paxman, appoint him DG and put in a UKIP board under him.

    Beeb would be mandated to recruit English only staff and we can start again with this media malarky in UK.

    Owen Jones would not be barred from QT when good Tories are on.

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    US Watch says:

    It would be so easy to send a few drones over to Brussels and Strasbourg.

    Hit ‘em hard with a couple of Hellfires a piece.

    Then: What EU ?

    Sweet.

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    Eccentrica Gallumbits the Triple Dip Whore of Euroticon Six says:

    Isn’t the third gasp the last before you go under for the last time?

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    Point of Information says:

    There seems to be a social democrat movement in the Cons party trying to get out. Reminiscent of the John Hurt scene in Alien.

    SDP ? Social Daves Party = Cameroons ?

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    Lulzsec hackers sentenced to 32 months and 24 months for hacking into computers which had rather crappy security.

    Chris Huhne sentenced to only 8 months and spent just 8 weeks in jail for perverting the course of justice.

    Tells us something about priorities in English justice right now.

    Tubal-cain

  253. 253
    OCDish Tendencies says:

    Hook, line, sinker

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    And I get accused of stirring things? :-)

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    Point of Information says:

    Well the fruitcake and loony rhetoric sure did work out for Dave, didn’t it ?

    The Cameroons do not understand what they say, only that they must say it.

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    Made Oi Larf says:

    Hah

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    Mirror mirror on the wall, who's a lefty after all says:

    Seriously: Cameron giving exclusives to the Mirror ?

    Did we just have that referendum, and did climate scientists just miss hell freezing over ?

    Cameron is going to be death by a thousand cuts, or at least another two before the Unions come out properly :-)

  258. 258
    Lessons Learned says:

    The Prime Mentalist certainly had a lot of historical precedent behind him.

    As did R B S.

  259. 259
    money is the blood of satan says:

    this oath is administered.

  260. 260
    US Watch says:

    In summary:

    The Canadians were the pussy’s who hid behind the Crown, and the American’s stood up for their own and won.

    Which is why Canada sucks and America rules.

    There was a tax issue as well back then which was somewhat important. However the Canadian’s did let in a whole bunch of reds that were otherwise being exterminated.

    Now the Canadians are continuing that tradition of First Nations annihilation in the modern age because they don’t want to give them proper land rights. (We did warn the chaps running up there about that…)

    No disrespect, UK is way better than Canada.

  261. 261
    Casual Observer says:

    Tim Horton’s is the worst coffee ever. Cheap, but really not worth it. Ranks below the usual free office vending machine coffee here.

    The donuts are not much better.

    Horton’s also pay they’re staff something like < $2 / hour, which part way explains the usually lousy borderline rude service you get. The other part is that all the fresh off the boat third world folk usually wind up there. Or, these guys with fricking useless English, on the other end of a fricking intercom at a drive thru MacDonalds.

    That is in the city. Outside of the city Hortons can be considered an Oasis of sorts, but only because there is no other fricking choice.

    Chalet Swiss is the place to go generally for cheap food. Find one with majority white staff and the service will be good, and you will not have the manager called over in an attempt to humiliate if you do not tip at 30%. Try to do at least 10 as those guys are generally busing tables in order to get through school.

    There is a politically correct infection there which needs to be lanced pronto. Makes London look sane in comparison: Suspect it has something to do with the Eastern European hordes and presence of Fabians.

    The 'oot' and 'aboot' didn't hear much evidence of. Or for that matter the other great contribution to language Canada has apparently made:

    'Eh' : Pronounced 'A' or something.

    Awful.

    If the mayor is on crack it is understandable.

    Toronto is the multi-culti shite hole which London is now becoming. The city is filth.

  262. 262
    Casual Observer says:

    Tim Horton’s is the worst coffee ever. Cheap, but really not worth it. Ranks below the usual free office vending machine coffee here.

    The donuts are not much better.

    Horton’s also pay they’re staff something like < $2 / hour, which part way explains the usually lousy borderline rude service you get. The other part is that all the fresh off the boat third world folk usually wind up there. Or, these guys with fricking useless English, on the other end of a fricking intercom at a dr!ve thru Mac'D's.

    That is in the city. Outside of the city Hortons can be considered an oasis of sorts, but only because there is no other fricking choice.

    Chalet Swiss is the place to go generally for cheap food. Find one with majority white staff and the service will be good, and you will not have the manager called over in an attempt to humiliate if you do not tip at 30%.

    There is a politically correct infection there which needs to be lanced pronto. Makes London look sane in comparison: Suspect it has something to do with the Eastern European influx and the presence of Fabians.

    The 'oot' and 'aboot' didn't hear much evidence of. Or for that matter the other great contribution to language Canada has apparently made:

    'Eh' : Pronounced 'A' or something.

    Awful.

    If the mayor is on crack it is understandable.

    Toronto is the multi-culti disaster zone which London is now becoming. Not a fan.

  263. 263
    Owen Jones dripping with honey and glace cherries says:

    And me.

  264. 264
    q says:

    can we have an article on the tory in-fighting?
    nothing new in this of course – we all have seen it time and time again – now everyone are loons and swivel eyed

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/may/18/david-cameron-ally-activists-loons

    how this bunch of miscreants ever form a government again I’ll never know, they are plainly all fucking mad

  265. 265
    Tall Jock in a kilt. says:

  266. 266
    I have OCD - I was born that way says:

    This is what happens when you live next door to Sarah Palin and her grizzly moms from Alaska,

  267. 267
    I have OCD - I was born that way says:

    Canada is quite liberal, even their version of the torys – I blame it on those cold winters they get, with all that snow – they just simply go bonkers when spring comes, after six months of hiding in their caves, playing indoor hockey on pieces of ice,

  268. 268
    I have OCD - I was born that way says:

    But saying that, got a freezer dull of welsh mutton going cheap, after all that snow we had in early March -cash in hand mind, and tell no one where you got it from, especially anyone that works for a red taped government department. Yes, cash only, Arthur Daley like. Brilliant for curries.

  269. 269
    They did it to the B&P now it's UKIP's turn says:

    LOL at Nigel Farage getting called scum and racist…
    Welcome to Nationalists and being British… now you know how we are hated and victimised for wanting to be recognised as a people.

  270. 270
    albacore says:

    Watch out – there’s a swivel-eyed loon about!
    Well, umpteen of the buggers, all with clout
    Enough to push M Ps and pull their strings
    And force them to do bloody silly things
    Like querying what The Great Dave has wrought
    The pinnacle of political thought
    The very idea! They’re after shedding
    His ultimate master stroke. Gay wedding

  271. 271
    albacore says:

    Just shut your gob. You can’t say things like that
    Next thing you know, folks will smell the big rat
    And start asking what LibLabCons are for
    ‘Cos they ain’t for the British. That’s for sure

  272. 272
    Scottish National Socialist says:

    This is a local country for local people. There’s nothing for you here, Mr Farage.

  273. 273
    FYI says:

    Now now! I’ll have you know it takes years of Liebore ejekashun to be as illiterate as that.

  274. 274
    W Shakespeare says:

    Ate two balls

  275. 275
    Mounty on wheels says:

    William, next time you have a free weekend transport yourself to the Marriott in Budapest if you consider yourself an aficionado of afternoon teas. You will not be disappointed.

    Nonetheless, I agree with you that the hotel you mention ain’t bad.

  276. 276
    Mounty on wheels says:

    What? Even better than unlimited QE? Your masters at Goldysocks will be keeping an eye on you, you know.

  277. 277
    I have OCD - I was born that way says:

    Funny, we say the same in Wales, oh yes – “Farage, go fishing in another place please, butt”.

  278. 278
    I have OCD - I was born that way says:

    cotiau am goal posts. ; )

  279. 279
    I have OCD - I was born that way says:

    My favourite drug song,

    Favotite song I said, not drug – apart from C & A, that is, ahem!, fags and booze in another name – HIC, peswch, cough cough slutter…

  280. 280
    Mounty on wheels says:

    What, young ladies or wine?

  281. 281
    Mounty on wheels says:

    One hopes it was a halal pig!

  282. 282
    Meelz on wheelz aka Muck on a truck says:

    So does the other (original) witch Shirley Williams and her mate Dicky Crosland who started all this rot.

  283. 283
    I have OCD - I was born that way says:

    There is the housewives choice of cocaine, eyes out on springs when they do the hovering, overdosed from watching morning ladies telly with Loose Slags,

  284. 284
    Hoo nose says:

    A bit like many a mickel makes a muckel?

    So what does many a fickel make?

  285. 285
    Hoo nose says:

    Fear not dear friend, ere long all will be written in Urdu.

  286. 286
    Hoo nose says:

    Foo?

  287. 287
    Labour is off its ED says:

    Well said Nell. I sent her an e-mail, asking why she thinks the cross of St. George will upset muzzos and who died and made her boss.

    Guess what? Yep, you’re right………NO
    REPLY!

    I shall keep contacting her until this petty little jobs-worth gives me an answer!

  288. 288
    I have OCD - I was born that way says:

    This fella is a controlled user of such, he has got to be – no one can appear this motivated and doesn’t trail. He works in the movie business, so that might be the give away mainly. All stuff I said is my opinion, allegedly, and I have no proof…

    Brilliant film maker. Clips and third party music added of,

  289. 289
    Anonymous says:

    YOU’D be a crack addict if you lived in Toronto! L.A. with snowdrifts!

  290. 290
    Hoo nose says:

    How odd that they are front and centre again today!

  291. 291
    Hoo nose says:

    But which one went just to pick up the jar of marmalade?

  292. 292
    EDWARD, HAMMER OF THE SCOTS says:

    Yep, we did a good job on the scotch riff-raff and they still hate us. They prefer the Frogs, who are, and always have been ridiculous.

    Long live England!!

  293. 293
    WTF is Frinton? says:

    Blimey – you are really up to date with that news.

  294. 294
    Londoner says:

    .. or it would seem mistreatment of babies in a certain area of London. Strange that…

  295. 295
    Londoner says:

    Is this idiot women modelled on John Lennon’s Eleanor Rigby person?

  296. 296
    Solyushons... says:

    Nothing that a couple of well placed droney nukes wouldn’t fix.

  297. 297
    I'm a dimwit, can I have a job as a Sky 'news' "reporter"? says:

    Fluffy bird brain blonde on Sky also slightly forgot to mention the disgraceful rant from the “interviewer” in her piece to camera about the interview and Nigel having to hide in a pub until being rescued by a police van.

  298. 298
    I have OCD - I was born that way says:

  299. 299
    I have OCD - I was born that way says:

    Us Welsh with Owain Glyndwr kicked your English arses in abouts 1400, which was a dry run when we really kicked them in 1485 when Henry Tudor seven really kicked your butts right up in the air and your English version of the hunchback of Notre Dame, Richard the Turd, on Bosworth field.

    Tudors sorted your Ingurlaund out for you, and what thanks did us Welsh get? Nowt, you ungrateful bastards!

  300. 300
    I have OCD - I was born that way says:

    Gawd, Whitney was really fecked at the end, wasn’t she? Sort of person after her first line, or pipe of crack, or ehtch under her toenail, was hooked, right over the borderline. She aged a lifetime in five years. Hard to believe from this, ey?

    And Letterman had his, AHEM!, heart trouble, no doubt due to the Daz powder, allegedly…

  301. 301
    I'm a dimwit, can I have a job as a Sky 'news' "reporter"? says:

    Then ask Little Nell to translate. It is not that difficult.

  302. 302
    Off in China says:

    Bonkers is as bonkers does. He is also a known liar and cad. Other than that, he is due all the honours which are due to a professional politician.

  303. 303
    I'm a dimwit, can I have a job as a Sky 'news' "reporter"? says:

    But Barry told Dave he had to stay in. Can you lend us a box of matches instead?

  304. 304
    I have OCD - I was born that way says:

    Fuck nose.

  305. 305
    Off in China says:

    Not cost effective. You’d be better off enjoying some Chateau Talbot with a decent piece of beef.

  306. 306
    A proper Eton Mess says:

    Jolly leadership weather,

    The activists are keen to tweet,

    Boris forever,

    Can we UKIP beat

    We’re NOT all in this together

    Cameron’s got cold feet

    Let’s all question whether,

    Cameron’s got cold feet !”

  307. 307
    I have OCD - I was born that way says:

    the wheeze? You know, the Speedy Gonzales,

  308. 308
    Off in China says:

    It is supposed to be one of the strict criteria of our strict immigration rules that immigrants can already speak English.

  309. 309
    Off in China says:

    My experience of local government accounting methods is that 0.13% will be an under-estimate. The services will be conducted from premices owned by the council and managed, co-ordinated, auditted, supervised, sciutinzed and monitored by various other bits of the council, the true costs of which will have been hidden.

  310. 310
    Forest Road says:

    The guy who set light to Walthamstow police station said, in mitigation, that he had been overdoing the marijuana.

  311. 311
    Anonymous says:

    That’s rich coming from the Japs! They’re all as mad as motherfuckers!

  312. 312
    Off in China says:

    The strange thing about the ‘Oxford’ education is that in all my years out in the big wide world, I have never met anyone who was doing anything useful who went to Oxford. I have met a few Oxford graduates and they have rarely been up to much, though they really do make sure everyone knows what university they went to. Whatever it is that goes on in Oxford it seems to be something they never quite get over.

  313. 313
    S Tarbuck says:

    Apparently the new building will bear more than a passing resemblance to the Costa Concordia and will be launched as the “Costa Packet”.

  314. 314
    Don't believe the press says:

    another unnamed source!!! Telegraph making it up you’ll probably find!

  315. 315
    Frank Muir says:

    Four quennelles !

  316. 316
    Hadrian says:

    Enforcing this rule will soon be helping to keep the mongs at bay.

  317. 317
    Ken Clarke's Mum says:

    You’re fooling no-one, Kenneth – and take off that clown suit, you look ridiculous.

  318. 318
    Ghost of Guy Fawkes says:

    Some matches, and about 50 Barrels of Gunpowder / key to their basement.

    Will be sorted properly this time.

  319. 319
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    What is the death rate?

  320. 320
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    In other words he is a true politician, Dave boy also seems to have some of those qualities

  321. 321
    Anonymous says:

    True, T T! Been there. Done that.

  322. 322
    Swivelled-eyed armchairs says:

    It’s in fact Taiwanese, not Japanese. And yes, they are a tad eccentric in Taiwan.

  323. 323
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I could name a multitude of the scum you speak of who work for many ‘dodgy Legal firms in Edinburgh’ – The Shysters Incorporated.

  324. 324
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I have always wondered [only wondered mind …] if Gerry’s conn.ections to a albour Lord were not quite transparent – but then the deed did happen under a albour regime – who were the premier5hits of the day?

    An event happened (to state the bloody obvious of that day) but thereafter there were ‘far too many “distract to here, there and everyelsewhere “misleading stories” … THERE IS SOME HUGE COVER UP GOING ON … and methinks it goes back to the backdoors of politicians, judges, policemen and JOURNOS [e.g. Marc Dutroux – all in it together to ‘cover up’ – inc that Rick P PR boy ex-Rupee man who ” “RE”-presents” the McCanns?


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