May 17th, 2013

Afriyie’s £10,000 Sweetener For Dave

If you were an ambitious multi-millionaire Tory backbencher secretly plotting against the Prime Minister, what better way throw your leader off the scent than bunging him £10,000 as a sign of your undying support? In January this year Adam Afriyie generously donated ten grand of his own cash to the Conservative Party. Just days later, Afriyie’s plan to steal Dave’s job was revealed in the Sunday papers. The rest, as they say, is history…


  1. 1
    Chukup Yermoney says:


  2. 2
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    You can’t me for for a piffling ten grand.

  3. 3
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:


  4. 4
    Lord Stansted says:

    The trouble with Afriyie is that he’s full of more crap than Dave.

  5. 5
    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

    A C-list wannabe.

  6. 6
    Judas says:

    In my day it was 30 shillings.

  7. 7
    Mark Oaten says:

    Have you got his phone number ?

  8. 8
    WelshRacer says:

    I thought he was a free (Afriyie)

  9. 9
    Fatima Whitbread says:

  10. 10
    fendel says:

    Isn’t he up to his eyeballs in debt anyway?

  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    Terrible employer too – his IT support company regularly has annual staff turnover rates in excess of 70%

  12. 12
    BT Residential says:

    Sixty-nine oh! oh! oh!

  13. 13
    CarryHole is a vile Hunt says:

    He can’t be worse than Dave.

  14. 14
    One-term Dave, dragging the Tories to their grave, says:

    Well, ten grand’s a good start, what what, but I don’t listen to anyone until they’ve given me peachy quarter of a mil. Cash. For that, you get supper and 30 minutes of my time.

    Then I release the hounds.

    Tally ho.

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

  16. 16
    keith says:

    leader of the tory party, just replay brillo grilling him, his chance goes down the pan

  17. 17
    IT; it's life, but not as we know it says:

    That’s par for the course for an IT company, isn’t it? I worked for an IT company in the West Mids that had an annual staff turnover of 120%, which held the record until I worked for one in Sussex with a turnover of more than 200% (it was slightly skewed because a lot of new recruits walked out within a week of starting; I walked out after 6 weeks).

    (3rd attempt to post this controversial comment)

  18. 18
    Mel Brookside says:

    Dave has his swollen member so far up your sweaty paddy tunnel Guido, pretty soon people will start calling you I’van the Second.

  19. 19

    Is it because I’s Tory?

  20. 20
    Bertie Blatant..tells it how it is says:

    What a Tosser most blacks wont vote for him as hes an uncle tom

  21. 21
    Jenifer Saunders says:

    Wacist! You mean he is a Bounty, a choc-ice, a Malteaser, a coconut, a curly wurly, a finger of dirty cheese smelling fudge, a well rimmed Ripple, etc etc….

    What can we say here? I know we can do the Muslims right over, but what about our rubber lipped friends? Would C00n be too far? I guess w0g is out too then? And p@k! is a no no right Guido?

  22. 22
    RBWM constituent says:

    Not someone you can trust.

  23. 23
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    Cos they’re both black! Got you!

  24. 24
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    All of that vernacular is (apparently) acceptable here.

  25. 25
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    We know that there many more starting to plot against the beloved leader, Foxy has started to raise his head above the parapet (he thinks everyone has forgotten), Chinny Gove starting to raise his voice, Davis David itching to knock David of his high chair, more will be starting if they see Dave Boy wobbling, Dave has to get his act together and lead from the front which (I know there are some Liebore bods reading this blog) like her or loath her Maggie did until the worms turned.

  26. 26
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    I don’t think anyone in their right mind would give you a tenner

  27. 27
    Adam Afriyie says:

    I am the Tory party’s Chuka Umunna!

  28. 28
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Careful Geedo No1 is one quarter Indian.

  29. 29
    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    has anyone else noticed the striking similarity beween chukka and afrye

    are they one and the same ???

  30. 30
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    Well, yes, they’re both black….

  31. 31
    I have OCD - I was born that way says:

    Ach, who cares what the hell goes on in the Tory Party. This bloke is bonkers if he thinks the Torys are the party for him.

  32. 32
    I have OCD - I was born that way says:

    And Di Abbott is their mama?

  33. 33
    I pen assault says:

    How ?

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    Read Geedo’s (no.1) many times revised potted autobiography on Wikipedia and various write ups, please keep up.

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