May 16th, 2013

Hasta La Vista, Lefties

A study by two Danish and American universities has confirmed what we knew all along: strong men are likely to have right-wing political views, while lefties tend to be weaker. Professors Michael Bang Petersen and Daniel Sznycer say that men with greater upper body strength and bicep size are more likely to oppose redistribution, while weaker men are more likely to support the welfare state. It’s official, girly boys vote Labour…


  1. 1
    Ed the fed says:

    There’s a reason they call them meatheads, you know.

    • 25
      Oliver says:

      And the same crowd of girly boys knocked Thatcher’s constabularies for six across Yorkshire and Nott’s, in Liverpool and then down in Wapping.
      I’m sure if that strapping Jacob Rees-Mogg lad had shown up they’d’ve been on their heels though.

      • 35
        Pearl Neclesse says:

        You forgot to mention how 5 of them managed to lift up a lump of concrete and drop it through the windscreen of a taxi…you mongoloid.

        Oh..I note that the report fails to mention how lefties have a penchant for entering football matches sans ticket and then steal off the dead and dying.

        • 56
          Oliver says:

          Para 1 – mindless attackers exist left and right. Wow!
          Para 2 – Keep up, seems like you didn’t read The Sun’s grovelling apology.

          • JadedJean says:

            Try this for size then…

            J*wish men tend to feminine brained.

            Think which group is more female oriented and more socialist in outlook? Think which group has been responsible (via their over representation in the legal profession) for all of the equalitarianism developed over the last 50 years i.e race relations, gender equality, minority rights, the ECHR and the creation of political correctness.

            Whose purpose does all this serve?

            Another feature of J*wish men is their small stature. Could this be as a result of their eu genic religious practices (i.e you can only be considered J*wish if your mother is J*wish).

            In the end it all just boils down to the fact that human biology as an explanation of human politics.

            One last comment, women love to watch men fighting over them (think ME conflicts and who is at the heart of them).

          • pearl neclesse says:

            Para one… The left are more adept at being mindless than the right
            Para two… Of course..there was no beastliness..they were all having a lovely picnic… Bollocks

        • 225
          Sir William Waad says:

          That was proven to be a lie told by the police.

          • pearl neclesse says:

            Nothing was proven….. The left would steal the a quivering heart from a foetus for a shilling

      • 47
        Hugh says:

        Jacob can be assured Jeremy Hunt’s got his back

        • 62
          Anonymous says:

          Did the Hunt take his chin as well?

          • Lined in Notts, and most people thought the fight was doomed and stupid says:

            #25 – Yorkshire and Notts – … and lost.
            – Wapping………………….. and lost.

            Hows that whole “winning battles but not the war” thing going, Olly?

            Would suggest a crash course in Sun Tzu, and his little known treatice on “how to stand firm on massive overtime while the enemy wastes it’s strength on foot soldiers”

      • 194
        They hate her because she won says:

        You were whipped into submission you cretin.

        • 210
          Oliver says:

          Not sure where you got ‘you’ from. Re-read the note rather than jumping to cringey assumptions. Ditto Sun Tzu poster.

          Truth is the left in those battles showed they were more than happy for a tear up.

          I haven’t put forward anything about the Left winning any long term political battle, rather that they have large sections quite happy to take it toe to toe with anyone on the right of politics.

      • 285
        chimchiminy says:

        Miners helmet?

      • 337
        Alex says:

        Yep, the same crowd of thick morons who still believe the Labour party care about the working man – presume you’re one of them Oliver :-)

        • 371
          Oliver says:

          Alex in your eagerness to reply you forgot to make any sense.

          Take a deep breath and a have another go old son…

      • 368
        Man from middle earth says:

        And where are all those girly boys now eh…..

    • 39
      Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

      HEY ARNIE! you come and tell me to my face that I am a scrawny leftie, and I will feck yah!

      Car park, outside NOW, muscle man.

      • 69
        Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

        dodge, duck, dive, and kick the lumbering beast in the nuts. SORTED!

        • 105
          Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

          Stay down Arnie, or your nuts with be over boiled brussel sprouts before I finish with you.

          “OK taffy, you are right, I won’t be back, hasta la vista taffy.”

          There, who’s next?

      • 115
        The Fickle Finger says:

        Somebody talk to this sad c unt otherwise he’ll never shut up

        • 144
          Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

          Well you are, darling. HELLO!

          • 9 stone with 14" member says:

            How do I stand then?

          • Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

            14″ member – you should be in LA San Fernando valley getting an agent. I can arrange it for you, for a cut? cut I said…

          • Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

            …but depends if you can perform that is, with film cameras about that is, with full sound crew about – you know, wood.

          • 9 stone with 14" member says:

            Well I perform hard as nails. Unlike that short softie limp John Holmes, who could never manage a full erection without passing out!

          • Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

            Right, I am on the phone to San Fernando as we speak….

    • 152
      CarryHole is a vile Hunt says:

      Leftism is for life’s losers.

  2. 2
    tanzanite aka nell says:

    To be fair I don’t think you could call Prezza a girly boy!

  3. 3
    Raving Loon says:

    Ed looks like someone you would bully at school, that’s why he’ll never be PM.

    • 16
      Ed Moribund says:

      I was never beaten up at school.

      Because I’m a fast runner and I used to unpick the seams of my blazer so when the toughs grabbed my arms the sleeves came away and I fled.

      • 24
        Mr Curious says:

        Is your face the mess it is because you were born mutated, or is it because when you were at school little girls half your age used to pick you up and bog-wash you, smashing your face into the toilet bowl four or five times every day?

        • 85
          Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

          Ed has a face even a mother would want to punch really hard.

          • 9 stone with 14" member says:

            What? Like Gove? I’d poke both his fucking eyes out with my member.

          • Lord John Burns says:

            No. Like Milliband or Prescott.

          • 9 stone with 14" member says:

            Pop eye gove, Milly twatt & pressclott came out the same play dough mould. Same as the rest of the shitty fuckers who never did a days work.

    • 38
      Socialism is a psychological disorder says:

      Raving Loon – I think Tom Watson was bullied at school – explains why he is so full of anger and hate and loves smearing and bringing people down. He’s getting his revenge. Pathetic really, but this is the reality of modern politics.

      Rather than seeking help (via counselling), these leftists are projecting all their hang ups on the nation at large.

      • 70
        Tay King-dePisse says:

        Somehow I doubt, even with his uncanny resemblance to that most bullied of schoolboys, B!lly Bunter, that Fat Bastard ever got bullied much in school. If anyone ever gave him any grief, he’d probably bump into them, which would knock them down, and then he’d just sit on them until they passed out from lack of oxygen, which result could not have taken very long.

      • 72
        Anonymous says:

        Watson is generally a complete twat, but he is the only hope in parliament for bringing the Elm Guest House affair to justice. I will have more respect for Dodgy Dave and his crew when they stop protecting Brittan et al.

      • 156
        CarryHole is a vile Hunt says:

        I know Ed Balls was bullied. Even his teachers thought he was a shit.

    • 145
      Len MaCluskey , just left of Lenin says:

      It’s not just school that he gets bullied

  4. 4
    If it sounds like a bumboy and looks like a bumboy .... says:

    What do fat sweaty old queens vote?

  5. 6
    The Blessed Tone, mate of Mandy says:

    Hi guys

  6. 9
    Johnny Norfolk says:

    Its not just strong in arm its also strong in head.

  7. 11
    mraemiller says:

    Well, that explains John Major

  8. 12
    Owen Jones says:

    It’s official, girly boys vote Labour…

    He’s talking about me, isn’t he?

    • 34
      By day, mild mannered Ed Miliband, by night.. Captain Retard'oh! says:

      Fear not, dear child! When you’re old enough to vote, I will protect you.

      Providing your assailants aren’t bigger than me.

  9. 13
    Bazinga! says:

    Fuck off with the modding.

  10. 14
    David Shatenborough says:

    After all the fighting and dying are done,blood sweat and tears spilt the leftie worm emerges from the woodwork into this safe environment to eat its host.

    • 164
      Fucken me ShattenHassen says:

      Watta Bolloxona jibe man. Youisa cool dude. Fuckense knacka donk dit.

  11. 15
    mraemiller says:

    The Brain is also a Muscel (c) Poirot

  12. 17
    busie says:

    “Tories ‘will campaign heart and soul’ over EU”

    tories have no heart or soul

    they are fucking trash

  13. 18
    Oliver says:

    Try putting that point over to a crowd of miners (if you can find any) or dockers.

    • 26
      Ed Moribund says:

      What’s a docker ?

    • 46
      Pearl Neclesse says:

      Oh yes…those lovely miners.
      Whining about their jobs..and yet saying that they wouldn’t want their gay sons working down one.

      Go figure!

    • 60
      I'm only making plans for Nigel says:

      If we had any metal bashers or earth diggers or carrybaggers nowadays they would all vote UKIP.

    • 130
      The Fickle Finger says:

      That great Welsh bard Max Boyce wrote a song once “Duw it’s Hard”

      It bemoaned the harsh working conditions in the mines and how many colliers were very glad when the mines were closed. This was not under ‘Fatcher!!’ but in the early 1970s.

      They came down here from England
      Because our output’s low.
      Briefcases full of bank clerks
      That had never been below.
      And they’ll close the valley’s oldest mine
      Pretending that they’re sad.
      But don’t you worry, Butty bach,
      We’re really very glad.

      • 147
        Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

        And the pit head baths is a Tescos now – yes, heard it all.

        Your point?

        • 208
          The Fickle Finger says:

          My point, mister plastic welshman, is that many colliers were glad of the pit closures because it meant that they and their children would no longer have to work in the horrible conditions that deep mining entails.

        • 216
          In Deep says:

          Have you ever worked in a coal mine Taffy?

          I have. Taff Merthyr 1972-1983. It was the nearest thing to hell on earth. The tales I could tell would stand your hair on end.

          I for one am mightily glad that the pit head baths are now a supermarket.

          • Odd Finds says:

            We once found a thumb on the floor of the main tramway in the Rose Hayworth pit in Abertillery in about 1975.

            A little thumb, alone and bereft.

            Nobody reported it missing and nobody claimed it.

            Must have been a tough old codger who lost that thumb.

            “Tis but a scratch”

          • Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

            No, one grandfather was a colliery blacksmith/ropesmith, here he is in a miner’s eisterddfod, where they came first – he is the one in the middle in the vest,


            My other grandfather was a hewer, then when he became creaky and burnt out, worked on out, worked at pit maintenance, rplacing pit props and such. Only time I went down is when my uncle took me down to Cwmgwili anthracite mine, when I was seventeen, for him to show me what the score was. Quite educational, but their used short longwall machines, rather than pick and shovel drop down what my grandfather did.

          • Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

            Hairy stories – the grandfather in said photo above due to being the technical side of things used to always be sent down to extract miners under a roof fall huge stone – it was like something out of The Fly movie he said, in so many words – bottom of the body and kegs were there, but head and upper body was like a cat that had been run over on the road. He said he had to do it with his mates a few times per year.

          • In Deep says:

            So the answer in short is NO.

            So spare me the tales of your grandfathers and shut the fuck up.

          • Odd Finds says:

            You are full of bovine excrement my friend, and your grandfather too if you think he had to retrieve bodies from roof falls ‘a few times per year’.

            Utter nonsense.

          • In Deep says:

            Roof falls are common in some mines and colliers do get crushed on occasion. It’s pretty rare though that a man gets crushed. There are usually warning signs, sounds that make you back off from the area being worked.

            It did happen, but the claim of a ‘few times a year’ is preposterous.

            It was a dangerous and dirty job and I’m glad we don’t have to do it any more.

          • Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

            ACH, don’t know why I bothered now – cnecho bant pawb, y gonts ufrain. You have shown disrespect, and you’re vermin. Go and bark up another tree, shallow tory scum.

          • Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

            In Deep, there is the classic noise of an outburst in anthracite fields – never heard myself, obviously, but I was told it was like an old moped going down the road, and a reason to run like fuck, before the seam bursts into coal dust and methane all up the by. Other grandfather missed an methane explosion since he was on opposite shift from him in Blaenhirwaun. ACH, why am I bothering, I am talking to tory windups.

          • In Deep says:

            What? Are you insane?

            I am an ex-miner. I worked in several pits in the western valleys and the taff and cynnon valleys. I graduated from being a labourer to being a geologist and surveyor.

          • Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

            ODD Finds, ok, maybe once a year or two, but that was enough. It is remarkable how safety increased during WWII, than in peacetime due to lack of labour and the totally desperate need for coal then. My grandfather said that when he started working in Great Mountain colliery in the mid-1930s, is was as I described – he told me.

          • Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

            In Deep, calm down, I was only responding to your lack of respect to what my grandfathers did, you twat, and I couldn’t give a shit what you have done after that. You haven’t even asked me what I have been up to, smarty pants, and I shit on what you have done, matey boy.

          • In Deep says:

            You are full of shit and insulting to the men who worked the pits.

            Why don’t you give your gob a rest son?

          • Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

            In Deep, the first colliery blacksmith job my grandfather had, when in hi early twenties, after learning his trade as a villag agricultural blacksmith, was in the Seven Sisters mine up the Neath Valley, in the mid 1920s, an it is there his card got marked as a red, if you get me, but maybe not. He really saw sights there, if you get me. Life was cheap then.

          • Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

            In Deep – aw shut up – where did you work then, what mines in the World, and then I will strap my gob up.

          • Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

            waiting…. waiting….

          • In Deep says:

            Deep Navigation Treharris
            Taff Methyr
            Rose Heyworth Abertillery

            Do these name actaully mean anything to you?

            So what?

          • Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

            Just to let you know what I used to get up to for a while, disappearing off the face of the Earth for a while. I am 51 now, but as you might notice, there is something still fresh about me – if you hear anyone that needs kosher arms training abroad with things, just tell them to give me a shout, and I am their man,

            OK, wasn’t in them, was just seconded to work with them, comms and helicopter maintainance.

          • Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

            In Deep – yep, Deep Nav closed with Hezza, in the early 1990s, think Taff Merthyr about same time – Abertillery Rose was Thatcher, in the eighties. Ronnie and Ryan fella,

            I hope you are kosher fella, I couldn’t stand it if you are winding me up now. Some Gwyn for you, while I am at it, in the Neath Valley,

            All the best, anyways.

          • In Deep says:

            Oh yes please disappear from the face of the earth you clown.

          • In Deep says:

            Oh PS i have ad-block so I can turn off your crappy YouTube spamming.

            Suck it up Taffy.

          • Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

            Cheers, I have my answer, tory. Knew it all along, but it was fun finding out.

          • In Deep says:

            Well yes I’m a Tory but I’m also a Welshman and accredited mining engineer and geologist.

            What are you? A nothing. A cypher. A fart in the wind.

          • Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

            JEZZUZ! welsh and a tory, nice to meet you – you are rare. Put yourself up for auction, you will fetch loads.

          • Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

            By the way In Deep, have you heard of David Q. Bowen? Brilliant World renowned Earth Scientist, from Llanelli. Met him about fifteen years ago when he did a talk in Llanelli, incredible fella. But no idea what he is up to these days, or whether he is still alive or dead. Google him. Can’t be bothered my self – ok, I will,

        • 240
          In Deep says:

          I took my old helmet home with me,
          Filled it full of earth,
          And I planted little flowers there -
          They grew for all their worth.
          And it’s hanging in the glasshouse now,
          A living memory,
          Reminding me they could have grown
          In vases over me.

        • 338
          In Deep says:

          Taffy, you are such an arsehole and an utter wanker.

          Whenever I have doubts about my worth as a man and a human I can always look at your pathetic efforts and say to myself “at least I am better than that”.

          Now please go and kill yourself.


        • 339
          In Deep says:

          Yeah! Where would you be without YouTube to back you up you clown.

        • 350
          In Deep says:

          Hay Taffy

          Now you know what I do for a living I think it only fair that you divulge.

          What do you do Taffy?

          Sofa surfing?
          Louging all day?

          • Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

            These days? All three sadly. Became a bit ill ten years ago, had to look after my dad to look after the manor and all that, but when he goes west, and since I am better now, will get back on the horse eventually.

          • In Deep says:

            Oh God I’ll have a sympathy wank for you.

          • Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

            Feel free.

          • In Deep says:

            Could you be a bigger c unt if you tried?

          • In Deep says:

            Once I capture your IP

        • 358
          In Deep says:

          Just shut up you cretin.

          You have nothing to say that any sane person wants to listen to,

          I’m a proud Welshman and you are an embarrassment to all of us,

          Just shut the feck up your clown.

  14. 19
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Well that lets out most of the Tory Party judging by sexploits at present and in the past, their lower regions seem to have worked out much more

  15. 20
    EU Watch says:

    It’s official: Barosso and van Rumpoy are girly boys, Schultz is a fascist.

  16. 21
    Ed the Eunuch. says:

    I am a Nancy boy soon to have my Balls removed.

  17. 22
    Edna in Clapham says:

    The left just detest human nature full stop – always have done. The communist leaders of the old USSR claimed there was no such thing as human nature (as it didn’t fit in with their ideology).

    The left seem to hate individual success and individual ambition.

    The law of nature (or the jungle) will never be changed, much as the losers (the left) think they can change it. The stronger human being (either mentally or physically) will always come out on top. The left have tried to demonise this as elitism.

    The best way forward in life is to accept what is, and stop trying to change it.

    Life’s tough for everyone; it’s painful and cruel, but it also has its high points and pleasure. Concentrate on the latter and accept the former.

    • 28
      mraemiller says:

      “The best way forward in life is to accept what is, and stop trying to change it. ” said a man posting on a political forum in an attempt to excert social influence on others using words rather than physical prowess

      • 43
        Edna in Clapham says:

        mraemiller – I am a woman and you completely misunderstand what I am saying.

        It’s all down to education you see.

      • 44
        Alphonse Capone, noted Chicago businessman, says:

        You get a lot farther in life with a gun and a kind word, than you do with a kind word alone.

        • 50
          National Socialist Hitler says:

          I found a gas chamber more effective.

          • The bloke who threw your remains into the Magdeburg sewerage system says:

            Didn’t get you very far though, did it, you Lefty?

        • 57
          Anonymous says:

          You go a lot farther in life with a gun – all the way to A&E if you are Nick Griffin. Eyes right!

          • Mong Watch says:

            Griffin was nationalist hard left.

            The correct term, as pointed out by Labour etc. was National Socialist.

            Or: NSDAP / Naz!.

    • 83
      Point of Information says:

      Socialism at its core is about substituting individual rights and ideals for the collective. This typically is expressed in a desire for an entity known as the ‘state’ to take control of all aspects of an individuals life.

      The corollary is that socialism does not regard people as people, but only considers abstract collectives. This dehumanization of the individual is dangerous.

      Those who seek to control socialist systems and advocate them do so for two reasons:

      i) As individuals they are too weak to survive alone so seek solace in the collective. Think of this similar to the schooling action of fish. Perfectly natural and a good survival strategy.

      ii) Those who seek to collectivize others believe they can then control via the apparatus of collectivization.

      This should be sounding a little disturbing. It is inherently psychopathic, and explains why so many atrocities against populations have been committed by socialist systems.

      The ideology will never be completely vanquished, but the revisionism should be stamped out so as it can no longer be allowed to paint itself as something it is not.

      Socialist political economic systems are always destined to commit atrocities against their populations. The reason is simple. These systems require infinite inputs to meet the wants of the state, rather than the needs of the people. When shortages occur, those who run the system will blame the people rather than their own ideology and attempt to fix that problem by attacking the collective.

      The problem is that it is the state which has caused the shortage yet is reluctant to change its path. Hence the collective is destined to be annihilated to the point where the shortage is fixed, or the state in question is removed.

      Understanding socialism for what it is demonstrates that it is a dehumanized and paradoxically sociopathic system to adhere to.

      Understanding why the political economies based on it are locked into destructive patterns from inception helps to explain why these sociopathic systems are always guaranteed to commit acts of mass murder.

    • 91
      Adolf says:

      I agree

      You can read more in my book

      • 193
        Lefties says:

        We’re still purporting the myth that the Nazi’s were right-wingers.

  18. 23
    Scottish Chav says:

    explains all that ‘equality’ forced on the rest of us … but why is Harman a raging right winger?

  19. 29
    Truth says:

    I always thought Malcolm Rifkind was the Arnie Schwarzenegger of right wing politics.

  20. 31
  21. 32
    Owen Jones says:

    I am left-wing because I have a tiny penis.
    Not because I am a skinny runt.

  22. 37
    Herbert Spencer says:

    Told ya so– n-y-a-a-a-h, n-y-a-a-a-h!

  23. 49
    Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

    • 78
      The Fickle Finger says:

      Fuck off Taffy

      • 86
        Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

        Fuck off non-Taffy – stand by your bed, puke.

        • 110
          The Fickle Finger says:

          You stand out a mile like the massive prick you are

          • Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

            Cheers – never knew my todger was that big. But as all blokes, think it is smaller than it actually is. But have noticed ladies go O-O when it is ready for action, I suppose.

          • Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

  24. 51
    Anonymous says:

    Somehow this does not explain Paddy Ashdown who, whatever you think of his politics, was the only MP up to the SBS entry test.

    • 59
      Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

      SBS are the SAS that can swim. Should be more ex-service men in Westminster, to kick arses,

  25. 55
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    It makes a change seeing Milibandwagon cleaning up a mess.

    It’s the Tories that always have to clean up Labour’s economic mess.

  26. 61
    Moby Dick says:

    hitlers tache looked like it was steroid induced

  27. 63
    Jack Dromey says:

    It’s true, I was selected on an all female list. My lesbian lover, Harriett, makes me clean the house.

  28. 66
    Welshracer says:

    Professors Michael Bang Petersen and Daniel Sznycer

    oh these are made up names surely.

    and doesn’t Chris Bryant go to the gym every day, thus proving the theory barking? and look at Ed Balls………

    • 73
      Tessa Tickles says:

      Ed Balls is just a decrepit old mong. I’m bet he has to take a rest after getting out of bed.

    • 74
      Mrs Balls says:

      I have to look for them every night.

    • 101
      Chris Bryant says:

      Yes I do go to the gym every day, but only to watch, and for the showers with Owen afterwards.

    • 253
      CarryHole is a vile Hunt says:

      There’s a difference between going to the gym every day, and it actually having any effect.

  29. 71
    Moby Dick says:

    Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:
    May 16, 2013 at 5:31 pm
    HEY ARNIE! you come and tell me to my face that I am a scrawny leftie, and I will feck yah!

    Car park, outside NOW, muscle man.


    • 79
      Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

      I do try. Remember this fat bloke trying to catch me in Caterham once, thought he was hard, until he ran out of puff and ran home to mam, me kicking his arse to help him on his way. He must have been eighteen stone, while I was a welterweight ten and a half. True fitness always wins, if you are not constrained by ropes of a ring…

      • 170
        Bluto says:

        Walter Mitty syndrome. I bet you are short too.

        • 214
          Pearl Neclesse says:

          What he forget to tell us is that the big bloke been offered a bit of back door action for a tenner.
          Our strange friend ( 10 1/2 stone..ahahahahah) only received £3…. a £ an inch, obviously.

      • 209
        Pearl Neclesse says:

        Poor ickle Walter Mitty.

        Fkn 10 1/2 stone???…
        How old were you 11?


      • 280
        No More Taffy says:

        What a sad c unt you are.

        Living out your fantasy life on Guido’s blog.

        Please just kill yourself.

      • 281
        No More Taffy says:

        Oh! Implying you were in HM’s services now, are we?

        Can you give us any details Private Taffy?

        • 349
          Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

          RAF and Royal Sigs, and ahem!, other things.

      • 348
        Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

        51 now, fairly burnt out – used to run a mile in four and a bit minutes, nit a gnats cock off at five hundred yards with “The Rifle”, but that was yesterday. Done other things, but bugger that.

  30. 80
    Murdoch Mouthpiece says:

    We can’t all be well built hard nuts like Gove, Hague and Rees Mogg you know.

  31. 81
    Billy Bragg says:

    I am left-wing because I am a bitter jealous loser not because I am weedy.

  32. 82
    Anonymous says:

    Miliband looks totally sexless. That Schwarzenegger, thought, looks a REAL girly-boy.

    • 100
      Bazinga! says:

      The only problem is male bodybuilders take so many drugs their bollocks shrivel up until they vanish, hardly a manly look.

      Most lefties have no bollocks to start with.

  33. 84
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Can someone explain to me the machismo involved in shaving off all your body hair and spending half the day under a sunlamp?

    • 90
      Vote conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

      You best ask Chucka then.

    • 99
      Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

      Quite ironic that weight pushers are actually gay.

  34. 88
    Ron Barras says:

    Not sure Schwarzenegger’s the best example given he’s jammed with steroids and looks to have taken a bath in creosote.

    But the Miliband image is PRICELESS. A man with an apron? Britain will not let him become PM if they see this image.

  35. 89
    Point of Information says:

    Nigel is doing something very correct it seems:

    Guido feed above is also confirming that the anti-racist lefty chaps have come out to chant anti-English statements on the street and attack one of our politicians.

    Hopefully the police will round them up.

    I guess more of this to come this Summer, on the days when it isn’t raining, and when they have to go and get their benefits.

    • 93
      EU Watch says:

      Any indication as to whether there is any direct EU funding of the people involved in this ?

      The UK should be prepared for some EU sponsored civil disobedience / riots this year.

    • 96
      King K says:

      Hopefully the police will put them in cells with men who will forcibly sodomise them.

      • 108
        Point of Information says:

        It would be better if they put them in cells, alone, and then had some of the UKIP supporters come round to explain policy.

        After a few hours they will see sense and come out much better citizens, who will not inconvenience the police again.

        • 109
          King K says:

          I like my plan better.

          • Point of Information says:

            I agree with your sentiment, but with elections coming up, such actions will probably not the campaign. It would provide excellent propaganda material for UKIPs opponents.

            The lefty mongs have been brainwashed. Given that the state broadcaster and education system itself has been heavily involved in this they cannot be completely blamed for their actions or beliefs.

            Like those who engage with cults they need to be ‘decompressed’.

            Abuse of political prisoners is not cool and certainly runs counter to libertarian values, and are in line with the values of those who would deny liberty.

        • 113
          Point of Information says:

          And by explain I mean explain. Nothing physical etc.

          Just sit down and talk things through, give them a copy of the manifesto, show them some of Nigel’s uTube clips, cup of tea and a biscuit or two.

          UKIP is libertarian, and this would be the thing to do.

          The lefties are about denying liberty, UKIP is not.

          The best action here is to give them time to cool off, adjust their perspective, restore their liberty and perhaps win a few more votes.

    • 143
      i don't n eed no doctor says:

      Squeaky little Ross Hawkins, the BBC lefty. The media have “bigged up” UKIP, now the media is reaping what it has sown. Stir the shit and the shit will stir you!

    • 204
      Pearl Neclesse says:

      Lure the porriidgew0gs off the streets with a promise of cheap methadone, battered mars bars and buckfast……

  36. 92
    • 200
      she's a disgrace says:

      Why does the tax-payer have to fund this woman’s life in one of the UK’s best addresses?

  37. 94
    Remote Controller says:

    No need for science, it’s obvious. The idle, lazy and weak always try to sponge off the hardworkers.

    Note I’m not counting the sick or unlucky here, just those who are able to better themselves but chose not to.

  38. 95
    Bazinga! says:

    Anyone else watching the VILE BBC news? Once again the left (like C4 news) is spinning a lie that chemical weapons are being used in Syria.

    The only ‘proof’ provided by the BBC is some dodgy looking footage that can’t be verified. But that’s good enough for the BBC to want to get us into another war.
    Fuck off you lefty mongs, when Muslims are killing each other I’m a happy bunny, it means they’re not killing us.

    • 104
      US Watch says:

      The first time they tried that spin they screwed up.

      It was claimed that Agent 15 had been used. However, no confirmation lab results available as all the samples went off due to lack of fridges etc.

      Now: Response to the latter: Yeah right, bullshit. If you want to get stuff out like that, the NGOs are geared up for it. Don’t believe otherwise.

      The clincher was that Agent 15 does not exist.

      It was made up for counter-espionage purposes some time back by the CIA, and was previously floating about out there on the Net.


      The agent likely used, BZ, is not a chemical weapon per se. Just a stronger version of CS spray.

      Deaths explainable by lack of good medical facilities, weakened population and probably some Syrian Care Pathway action on the part of medial staff to help the propaganda campaign.

      Without a confirmation lab test any such claims, particularly if it is grainy video of some smoke and people coughing should be disregarded.

      The intelligence agencies know exactly what a chemical weapons attack looks like, eg. VX as per !raq / !ran 80s, and there are plenty of satellites keeping an eye.

      If it is confirmed the rebels are using such weapons then FUKUS has some serious questions to answer, questions which will be asked principally by Russia.

      • 122
        Bazinga! says:

        I have to agree, the effects looked like the old CS gas, we used to get a yearly dosing of it in the military, some people used to have an allergic reaction.

        But hardly chemical warfare, but the BBC won’t stop. I’m betting the lefties at C4 News will run the same lies.

        • 131
          US Watch says:

          BBC is likely under orders.

          They need to get public support behind intervention in Syria. This is a pretext they are giving a go.

          Why do they want this ? Cameron could do with a war to restore some of his credibility. It will not work.

          Best not to get involved. If FUKUS intervene, Russia will hammer us.

          Other than that, with Cameron in charge, UK will probably lose and London will end up twinned with Damascus.

          • it's obvious says:

            Any chemicals are being used by the “rebels”- aka Muslim fundamentalists.

    • 114
      Muslim says:

      Oh, come one, have a heart!

    • 150
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

      Well said.

      Let me know if the Syrian army manages to fight its way to Calais and then i might take notice.

      Until then, let them knock seven shades of shit out of each other.

  39. 97
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    We Tories are all for redistribution

    The public redistribute their money to us, the rich politicians of all parties

  40. 102
    Kildar says:

    Socialism’s dirty secret is that all Labour voters are effeminate girly-men. The old days of Dockers and Miners are gone, those industries are gone. So Labour-voting men who had physical strength, who could actually throw a punch, are all gone. Labour voting men are now Civil Service office workers, crapping themselves because their boss is some fat old bitch who hates men. The rest are North London mummie’s boys who work in the media or are actors. How about David Tennant who is always houting about being a (rich) socialist? Can you imagine? One punch and he would be crying….

    • 111
      David Beecham says:

      Do you think I should come out, now I’ve retired? You know, inspiration to young gays and all that stuff?

    • 116
      If it sounds like a bumboy and looks like a bumboy .... says:

      Have you fucked Nick Boles recently?

      You seem to know an awful lot about girly men.

      • 172
        Chris Bryant says:

        Anyone wanna see me in me undies?

      • 274
        Kildar says:

        South London Soul-boy, one arrest for fighting in the street, blackbelt Shotokan Karate. UKIP voter.

        Sorry to disappoint…….

  41. 103
    Bazinga! says:

    We have one flying Lancaster left, I say send it up the Thames and take out the cuunts at Westminster.

    • 112
      Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

      Pity there is no Stuka dive bombers left that the germans can lend us.

      • 120
        Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

        For those of a young, and don’t know what the hell is a Stuka dive bomber coming down on Westminster, this might educate you, Ja!

    • 117
      If it sounds like a bumboy and looks like a bumboy .... says:

      A dambuster for the bumbusters.

      • 124
        tanzanite aka nell says:

        Talking of Dambusters – today is the 70th Anniversary of the raid by the 617 Squadron on the German Ruhr which knocked out 2 dams and damaged a 3rd.

        Our lads knew it was a virtually suicidal mission , undertook it with great courage and nearly 50% gave their lives to make it a success.

        Now there were real men of great courage!!

        • 134
          Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

          Yes, posted on another thread about it, and the best film clip I found is on the BBC site, not the various Sky news clip versions on youtubby – better sound effects on the beeb one, as per, post again,

          • Pearl Neclesse says:

            Oh do fok off….. You’ve posted something about it..well…whoops bloody doo.

            What a prize tit you are

          • Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

            OH just piss off out of my face, you gormless tory.

        • 273
          Private Parts says:

          I’ve just watched the ceremony on TV. It was spoiled by one of the Colour Party (I won’t mention his colour) who just didn’t have a clue how to march in step. How the hell wasn’t this picked up on the dry run?

  42. 119
    tanzanite aka nell says:

    That man in that photo on the left is a bit of an oddity. Sorry!

    Militwit in the photo on the right is quite probably a reasonable nice human being – the problem is he’s in the wrong career because he’s no politician and he’s a hopeless leader.

    And I suspect the real labour folks of old are turning in their grave at his mangled schoolboy interpretation of what a labour party should be doing to serve and support it’s working class members , which it clearly isn’t doing!!

    • 126
      Bazinga! says:

      Hattie Harperson has a bigger cock than Red Ed.

    • 128
      Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

      How the hell did he let himself get photoed with a pan and brush in hand, wearing an apron, is beyond me. I know he might be after the modern wimmin votes but still. Grow some balls Ed, for gawd sakes!

  43. 123
    Guardian reading lefty says:

    I’m weak from being vegan, veggie freak.

  44. 125
    Owen Jones says:

    Next someone will prove that leftie’s smell more than right-wing people.

    • 135
      Owen's Old Oxford Tutor says:

      Well, we do have a DPhil place opening up for that if you are interested.

    • 191
      Pearl Neclesse says:

      Lefties cocks tend to smell of human you already know….

  45. 129
    Four Eyes, Limp Wrists, No Brain says:

    Is that Gove in The Terminator’s Speedos?

  46. 132
    Aparat says:

    Gordon Brown – Tony Blair = Ed Miliband
    Tony Blair – Gordon Brown = David Miliband

    • 136
      Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

      Maggie Thatch – Edward Heath = David Moron

      Nigel Lawson – Norman Lamont = Georgie Porgie.

      1992 – the last time the Torya won a General Election, 21 years ago.

      • 189
        Pearl Neclesse says:

        Are you really a spastic..or just pretending to be one?

        Ether way, You’ve convinced me…

  47. 133
    Silly BigCow says:

    Remove her thumbs. She really is a silly cow!

  48. 137
    anon. says:
    • 140
      Owen Jones says:

      The lefty’s would touch him seeing he is openly gay.
      Would be homphobic.

      • 157
        Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

        Och the noo, they would love David Starkey north of the border, I knows it. They love their history up there – and they have hays there too, as everywhere. Song for Dave Ess,

    • 181
      Anonymous says:

      A kiss from a Glaswegian man.

      • 195
        Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

        on the head son – but I have found Glasgie fellas fair blokes, but if you tek the pass oot of thim, look see oot!

  49. 139
    Anonymous says:

    Of course,the national socialists enjoyed the violent intimidation.

    • 142
      Owen Jones Mother says:

      Owen go to your room now, you bad boy.

      • 245
        Pearl Neclesse says:

        Ickle Owen will be wanking over pictures of thalidomide victims, Mrs Jones…he’d be better off being forced to watch that programme about doggies on ITV1

    • 162
      Mong Watch says:

      Owen perhaps shows that he is less in tune with the people than the BBC.

      He is recycling some of the rightful rhetoric used against P!ers Morgan earlier this year, when P!ers’ full on ‘p!ss off America for ratings’ campaign was on.

      The struggle is meant to be between the classes Owen, not between races. Unless of course Owen is a closet racist.

    • 163
      Liblabcon scum says:

      And so the physical intimidation begins, so very predictable.

      It’s not been a very good week for the liblabconers.

      First off we have Boris the Turk slagging the British people off as lazy.

      Then Mandlescum gloating over flooding the country with anymore they could get their grabby hands on.

      The then Oxford trial of their gang r@ping imported savages.

      Today we learn about the banning of the English flag in Somerset.

      And now the attack on the UKIP leader, no doubt by the liblabcon backed UAF thugs.

      • 169
        A little extra detail says:

        “Today we learn about the banning of the English flag in Somerset”

        Because the town-in-question has 16 Muzzíes who might be offended.

        Never mind the population of Britain, which now – more than ever – wants these 16 Muzzíes (along with all the rest) kícked back to whatever fucking cesspit they crawled out of.

        • 178
          counting my blessings says:

          But despite all of this I’d still rather be living in England than anywhere else in the world.

          • Liblabcon scum says:

            Your children and grand children might not be so happy about living in the England of 2030 and 2060 though.

        • 303
          Mr Hyperbole says:

          The fact that the very small muslim population of Radstock is not in any way offended by St Georges flag is in no way relevant – apparently

      • 237
        CarryHole is a vile Hunt says:

        That’s the FASCIST UAF.

    • 185
      Pearl Neclesse says:

      Dear Owen….
      One presumes that you approve of thuggery…especially when the thugs are ‘men’ who wear ickle skirts……

      What a monging gay er you are.

      • 206
        and says:

        Farage is more in touch with the British public than Owen Jones could ever dream of.
        The fact that UKIP relegated major political parties to also-rans in the local elections has got the left seriously worried.

        • 229
          EU Watch says:

          The beauty of this, and accidental genius of UKIP strategy is thus.

          The left will now be forced to show their true hand. Political violence is all they have left as any other argument can be easily swatted down. Public opinion is somewhat nonplussed by the ‘neo-nut-job-right-wing-loony’ line as the public now are seeing predominantly: ‘loony left’

          Such violence should be met with an indifferent libertarian rebuff, which will demolish the impact.

          Further, the EU now has already resorted to threats, as have the LibLabCon in order to coerce for staying in as the EU has absolutely nothing else to offer. Absent Demos they have only Kratus, as Hannan pointed out somewhat elegantly. In short, they have lost the argument and can now only resort to force. The people are ready for a fight if it comes to that: Liberty is at stake after all.

          Paddy Power should be laying odds on a repeat of the 2011 London Riots: The chances that the anarchic Trotskyite division of the left trying to help the cause with their brand of chaos is elevated methinks.

          In the mean time, Scotland should perhaps reflect carefully on today’s events. There are a lot of contradictions around Scottish Independence, EU and UKIPs message. When the Scots realize that the attack on Farage today was not only racist but wholly against notions of Scottish Independence, they may like to issue and apology and rethink things.

          Engaging UKIP in independence negotiations now would be a much wiser political move, if it is independence they wish.

          Rushing into the arms of the EU is perhaps the biggest contradiction currently existent in the Scottish independence campaign.

          • CarryHole is a vile Hunt says:


            Who’s likely to have more muscle. See article for details.

        • 256
          Psychopathy in Politics and Finance says:

    • 218
      Pearl Neclesse says:

      Aww…our new special fwend knows about Glaswegian men too… there any start to your knowledge….??

    • 235
      Colin says:

      Owen, where has the magic gone?

  50. 146
    Reality of A Limp Left says:

    Now Ed. M, about that ridiculous voice of yours!

  51. 151
    Reality of A Limp Left says:

    Despite all his thugish National Socialist behaviour, puffed out chest and generally obnoxious demeanour, I feel sure Balls is a great big queen in the manner of Ernst Rohm.

    • 160
      Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

      James the first, sixth of Scotland? he was a right, AHEM!, faggot. And he was Catholic.

      • 276
        Anonymous says:

        I’m pretty sure that James VI was a protestant or more accurately, a presbyterian, mongo.

      • 289
        Gordon Brown says:

        Did you learn history in the Blair years? James the first and sixth was Protestant, otherwise he wouldn’t have succeeded Elizabeth I. My daddy told me and he should know.

        • 345
          Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

          OK, so he was a “prot”, but you can’t get away the fact that he preferred to pot boys brown, rather than the ladies pink.

  52. 166
    wumper says:

    What a childish column, do you practice at being stupid or does it come naturally .

    • 171
      The Left's definition of 'Stupidity' says:

      Stupidity: lying through your teeth about non-existent WMDs, starting a war on the basis of non-existent WMDs, and expecting to get away with it.

    • 233
      Questioner says:

      Whose particular column are you talking about, dear?

  53. 175
    Bazinga! says:

    Vince Cable spouting more lefty lies on C4 news. The “3 million jobs” crap. I don’t ever remember the USA or China being forced to join the EU to trade with it.

    We trade with China and the USA but are not part of them so we have to comply with their rules, but industry has done so for decades without a problem.

    Of course the Europeans sell more to us than we do to them, so we’re an important market, does anyone think the boss of Renault, BMW or Fiat is going to allow a trade war to occur?

    I get fed up when cuunts like Cable are allowed to spin their lies and the media don’t challenge them.

    Also, what makes a company set up in a Country is not if it’s in or outside of the EU but the tax rates and the amount of red tape they have to put up with.

    • 263
      Liberal Zombie says:

      It annoys me when senior members like Cable lie about serious issues such as having knowledge about certain events discussed over dinner in the presence of his wife.

      He is not a fool, but a devious old man who is part of problem with the party.

  54. 182
    Eurozone countries are finished says:

    The Swiss seem to be doing OK.

  55. 187
    DONE FOR DAVE the one term disaster says:

    Spindly fingered , limp wristed pen pushing council employees (notice i didn’t call them workers ) ?

  56. 198
    8illy Bumshire says:

    I’ll be back.

  57. 199
    • 205

      They are all mongs up there. I would like to say Nuke them but I forbear. For now.

      • 207
        kick 'em out now says:

        Give us all the vote.
        That would ensure Scottish Independence.

        • 223
          tanzanite aka nell says:


          As I understand it we in Eng land are giving the s c o t s £9billion a year to fund their welfare benefit state.

          If they were to go independent and we were to vote to come out of the EU to which we give £50million a day and then some …..

          My word we’d be rich!!

      • 238
        tanzanite aka nell says:

        I’m sure some of them are very nice SC but all the same I’d like to see them vote for independence and so save us the England taxpayers £9billion a year.

        That way they can keep supporting their vast welfare benefit population from their own funds and not from ours.

      • 244
        Point of Information says:

        Like the hyperbole, even more amusing as it suggests we nuke our own nuclear deterrent ;-)

        Let them do what they want.

        These guys are not representative of Scotland, as the lefty mongs in the UK are not. They are the braying vocal donkeys of the left knowing only what they should do, not why they should do it. Front line useful idiots for some.

        Barricaded in a Pub is not a bad retreat move in this situation, and perfect as Nigel may have needed a pint if these idiots shook him. After surviving a plane crash though, this episode was likely just an inconvenience.

        Sun Tzu is relevant:

        ‘Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.’

    • 212
      Jeremy Clarkson says:

      The hard left is for international socialism and NOT independance, a typical example of the loony lefties jumping on any old bandwagon.

      The scum need taking outside in the street and shot in front of their families.

    • 221
      Pearl Neclesse says:

      How about giving us an leave the EU and fok off the jocks in one mega referendum.

  58. 201

    More Bang & less Olufsen, I say.

    • 219
      Down Shep says:

      Which reminds me, is Julian Assange still holed up in the Ecuadorian Embassy?, must be running out of his welcome by now, and the stock of tinned fish.

  59. 217
    Anonymous says:

    where do over weight middle age men with tits stand guido?

  60. 222
    Owhine Jones. says:

    Elected as a Labour County Borough Councillor for Llantarnam in 2012. Socialist, feminist, environmentalist etc.

    • 224
      Pearl Neclesse says:

      Dear Owen…. You appear to be in support of this.

      Pathetic shirt lifting mongoloid.

      You see..that’s not offensive is it?

    • 228
      Down Shep says:

      But we don’t mind remaining in the European Union, say haggis munchers.

    • 249
      Point of Information says:

      Anybody else see the tacit ‘yet’ at the end of Jones’ statement before the link ?

      It is what is not said that is most relevant.

    • 297
      Anonymous says:

      Is David Daniels a man or woman? It has a mans name but looks like a woman.

  61. 231
    tanzanite aka nell says:

    Ha Ha vincecable tonight saying we’ll lose millions of jobs if we come out of the EU.

    How could anyone have ever thought this man was a sensible economist? Doesn’t he understand the economy of exports? We don’t need the shrinking economy of the EU to export to, leave that one to the germ ans!! – we need to be concentrating on the expanding economies of the world – Ind ia, Ch ina, Braz il and Am erica.

    Do give over vince none of us believe you!!

  62. 236
    The English ethnic cleansing continues unabated says:

    Christianity faces catastrophic collapse ‘after decade of immigration’

    Christianity declining 50pc faster than thought – as one in 10 under-25s is a Muslim. Christianity could be facing a catastrophic collapse in Britain according to official figures suggesting it is declining 50 per cent faster than previously thought.

    • 251
      tanzanite aka nell says:

      Look to be fair the Chu rch of Engl and and the Cath olic Chu rch in the UK were declining when I was a girl in the 1960′s. One only married or buried there then; occasionally one might have baptised one’s children there (I didn’t). They weren’t the most welcoming of institutions and they still aren’t. The Methodists are far more welcoming and apparently growing in numbers.

      Like today’s politicians CoE and Cat holics have lost touch with real people and the grass roots of their faith.

      I don’t think their decline has anything to do with the Isla mic faith. It’s more to do with their arrogance !

    • 282
      Bazinga! says:

      I don’t care about Christ*****y it’s another shit religion run by mongs, but the rise of the vile evil Islam is a worry.

      What I don’t get is how so many of them get into Britain. No Islamic Country is in the EU so who is letting them in?

      • 291
        tanzanite aka nell says:

        No I think you are wrong about that. Just because disaffected uneducated peasants use is lam as a means to terrorise people, behave badly and unsuccessfully try and grab power and glory for themselves doesn’t mean that mainstream is lam is wrong or violent.

        In fact it’s the opposite and modern mainstream isl am is a fairly enlightened and caring religion. Where I think I s l a m is wrong is that it does not confront or publicly decry the uneducated peasants in it’s midst that have hi jacked a decent religion and who stupidly think bo mbs are the doorway to he aven.

  63. 243
    Owen Jones says:

    When the SHTF I will be general secretary of GBUSSR.

  64. 247
    Winnie the Pooh says:
    • 255
      tanzanite aka nell says:

      Graudian, labour lefties and political hooliganism

      That’s sounds about right – that’s what socialism is all about – remember damian mcbride, alycampbell and twatson ??!!

    • 257

      Close? The Guardian is glorying in it.

      To the Left, winning via intimidation is just as valid as winning via the ballot box: it’s not about winning arguments for them, it’s about winning power, by any means, and keeping it.

      Violence and socialism are entwined; the collectivists are never happier than when their throwing rocks at people who disagree with them.

    • 261
      Down Shep says:

      Obviously ( :-) ) not orchestrated by somebody then, was it cast iron Dave?.

      • 269
        LibLabCon : The unholy alliance says:

        It was likely a group effort.

        There could well have been some back deals related to independence negotiations if it becomes the propaganda success it is meant to be.

        No doubt next play may be some sort of false flag event painted as a response.

        If the media do not strongly condemn this action it would suggest that it has the support of the Government and the EU.

        • 288
          Anonymous says:

          UKIP and its membership should be under no illusions what they will be up against – everything from MSM stitch ups, to hired thug assorts and harassment by police and other state agencies.

          That is your wonderful liblabcon made, multicultural, post-democratic Britain of 2013 for you.

          • LibLabCon : The unholy alliance says:

            Yes – and that has really only started.

            However, they will need to be careful as negative actions against UKIP will increase support. At the very least it will give UKIP publicity, and all publicity is good publicity.

            It may not be too bad though. Much of the business community actually support UKIP. It is the money which talks at the end of the day, and the party which will ultimately help profit will win most support.

            UK Business recognize that the economic carnage going on quite unnecessarily in the EuroZone is their biggest problem. The anti-competitive measures imposed from Brussels are their second biggest.

            Strip that away and the UK is not doing that badly.

            UK Business probably feels that they have enough cheap immigrant labour around now to keep costs down for a bit, and now need to get export demand up to justify the necessary next phase of capital investment required to get the so far comatose business cycle started.

            If something is not done soon, UK Business will cease to exist.

    • 277
      Bazinga! says:

      I don’t get why the right still want the fucking jock mongs? A worthless nation of ginger haired skirt wearing sh1rt l1fters

      • 317
        Nelson's Eye says:

        Your are as bad as the “Jocks” you criticise from the safety of your keyboard. Get a ticket up there and tell them face to face

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    Criminal and Complicit Mainstream Media says:

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  67. 264
    tanzanite aka nell says:

    Well if that’s how the scots treat visitors who wants to visit?? – so much for
    scott ish tourism !!! What horrid people!

    • 272
      Edinburgh is not bad says:

      Edinburgh is a royal city.

      In light of the events today one hopes that the security of our monarch can be guaranteed.

      • 293
        tanzanite aka nell says:

        I suspect the 50 labour yobs who gave nige a bad time and did such immense damage to edinburgh’s tourism image are not likely to ever get anywhere near herMaj!!

  68. 265
    Old etonian Dave says:

    Is this what right wing propaganda has come to? If all you can do is. Kick sand in EdMs face then you have to admit that the next election is lost to the tories and probably the next. And your EU referendum. Do you realise how desperate this all looks to mainstream normal people?

    • 301
      tanzanite aka nell says:

      Mainstream normal people? Who are they in your estimation? Do you think the majority of the electorate are in favour of the EU and giving up sovereignty for federal government and merging sterling into the euro?

      The polls do not seem to support that view .

      What do you think?

  69. 268
    Steve says:

    Runts vote Labour.

  70. 271
    Bilderbugger Dave says:

    “The True Story of the Bilderberg Group” and What They May Be Planning Now

    What plans we have for you lot!

  71. 275
    Bazinga! says:

    Interesting article in the Telegraph about how Islam is taking over the UK.

    Accept it, soon we will all be praying to the Pa£d0 that is Mohammad.

  72. 278
    Real Conservatives vote UKIP says:

    It’s blindingly obvious that something is seriously wrong when a left-wing rag like the Evening Standard starts spouting bollocks like this :

    The headline in the print version is “Boost for PM as Eurosceptic wins right to bring in referendum Bill”.

    This is the Bill that was being talked about here on Tuesday and which would allegedly force the government to stage a referendum before 2017, the result of which could then be conveniently ignored by whoever might be PM at the time. (Obviously it won’t be Cameron.)

    The Standard’s standards are slipping ever lower as demonstrated by this deliberately and cynically misleading article.


    (and in case you’re wondering, I only look at it because a) it’s free, and b) it has a few puzzles in the back.)

  73. 279
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Salmond’s ruined the day.


  74. 283
    Bazinga! says:

    I wonder how many more scandals Barry O’Bumm3r can get away with before the media turn on him?

    • 302
      JH3242309849230423 says:

      The Kenyan will continue to walk on water.

      Imagine the histrionics from the lefty press both here and over there if McCain was doing this shit. 24/7 apoplectic manufactured outrage.

      • 313
        David Scamoron, the cast-iron referendum mong says:

        You leave my Common Purpose brother alone.

  75. 284
    Bazinga! says:

    I actually thought the picture next to Ed Miliband was Harriet Harperson in her undies.

  76. 292
    Nigel in the pub with some lefty Scot protesters says:

    Shame C4 couldn’t get the sound on him sorted, but here’s a flavor:

    • 314
      Old Hairy Bear says:

      I’d love to punch that gap-toothed pasty-faced little jock gobsite in the kisser.

      Good on Farage for resisting the temptation.

    • 332
      JH3242309849230423 says:

      Christ, do they grow these lefties in vats or something?

      They all look, act, and – jockanese accents aside – sound the same.

  77. 299
    Gordon Brown says:

    I Am Kong

    I am Alfa Romeo

    I have a steel Helmet

    Kong Kong Kong


  78. 308
    Anonymous says:–conservative-politics-lead-people-racist.html

    Who needs muscles, lefties have all the brains…

    The brains to let right wingers work hard and then “redistribute” the earnings.

    • 370
      Man from middle earth says:

      So that’s why all these “brainy” people seem to live in squalor on a council estate, squat or with mummy and daddy..

  79. 311
    Brilliant. Top that political classes says:

    Class sheer class

    “UKIP leader Nigel Farage had to find refuge in a pub”

    • 315
      Old Hairy Bear says:

      Jocks. What can you say?

      I truly hope they will detatch from the English tit and sail away into oblivion.

  80. 351
    Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

    GAWD – this is too much, I am attracting too much attention to myself, which I was told not to do, due to, AHEM!, possible war crimes reasons. ONLY JOKING! honest.

  81. 361
    In Deep says:

    Hey Taff.

    Once I capture your IP and time of posting it’s game over.

    It’s not easy but I will do it.

    Prepare to stand by your obnoxious postings.

  82. 362

    Like you said, we already knew that greedy, grasping capitalists use their excess power and muscle to grab what they want. Its called theft.
    More brawn than brain.

  83. 367
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    This is actually a really interesting and important piece of study.

    But you can see the standard of debate it arouses on here!

  84. 369
    Man from middle earth says:

    Simple fact is that Left Wingers are all deficient in some way.

    They may be effeminate, ugly, feminist/man haters, have low self esteem, chip on the shoulder, revel in a minority status/enjoy playing the victim, be envious of others, have a sense of entitlement or are just plain bullies and thugs like the UAF or Hunt Saboteurs.

    Just look at the average gathering of soap dodgers that pass for Labour supporters and you will not see any normal people.

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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