May 16th, 2013

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.

Thousands of Westminster insiders read the Guidogram, everyone from Downing Street insiders to Fleet Street never miss it. The Tory civil war begins…

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28 Comments

  1. 1
    Ian Hislop says:

    How do I get the App ?

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  2. 2
    Private Eye says:

    How do we subscribe?

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  3. 5
    mm says:

    “Thousands of Westminster insiders read the Guidogram … ”

    thousands????????????

    far too many – sack ‘em all they cost too much to the taxpayer

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  4. 9
    Nigel Farridge says:

    The fecking week is getting shorter and shorter.

    Work to rule then?

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  5. 11
    Moussa Koussa Mark 9 says:

    Who the is that jumped up little spazzer 12 year old Tory MP James Wharton.

    Shouldn’t he still be at school

    He is like Har*ry Enfield’s young Tory caricature from the late 80′s.

    Is he a rising star, or a suited fuckwit.

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  6. 12
    David Beckham says:

    Now I am retiring from the game, I am deciding where to open my fish & chip shop.

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  7. 13
    albacore says:

    O Lor’, not a gory Tory civil war!
    If you listen hard you’ll hear the voters snore
    You know now it ain’t like in the days of yore
    A real Tory’s as rare as a dinosaur

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  8. 15
    Ed Moribund says:

    Such a sad week for rugby.
    First, Sir Alex Ferdinand retires.
    Then Rio Tinto announces his exit.
    And now David Beckham has quit the Spice girls.

    What a sad day.

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  9. 17
    Moussa Koussa Mark 9 says:

    Has Trevor been nicked yet !!!!!!

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  10. 27
    Rob Roy says:

    Looks like Farage has to put more effort into Scotland.

    Seems to have done very little to come up with policies to appeal to the Scots.

    General statements about keeping Scotland within the Union are not gratefully received.

    A lot more work is needed from him here.

    Three out of ten for today’s performance.

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Whitehall Doesn’t Work | Dom Cummings
Russell Brand’s Tax Avoidance Firm | Sun


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