May 16th, 2013

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.

Thousands of Westminster insiders read the Guidogram, everyone from Downing Street insiders to Fleet Street never miss it. The Tory civil war begins…

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28 Comments

  1. 1
    Ian Hislop says:

    How do I get the App ?

  2. 2
    Private Eye says:

    How do we subscribe?

  3. 5
    mm says:

    “Thousands of Westminster insiders read the Guidogram … ”

    thousands????????????

    far too many – sack ‘em all they cost too much to the taxpayer

  4. 9
    Nigel Farridge says:

    The fecking week is getting shorter and shorter.

    Work to rule then?

  5. 11
    Moussa Koussa Mark 9 says:

    Who the is that jumped up little spazzer 12 year old Tory MP James Wharton.

    Shouldn’t he still be at school

    He is like Har*ry Enfield’s young Tory caricature from the late 80′s.

    Is he a rising star, or a suited fuckwit.

  6. 12
    David Beckham says:

    Now I am retiring from the game, I am deciding where to open my fish & chip shop.

  7. 13
    albacore says:

    O Lor’, not a gory Tory civil war!
    If you listen hard you’ll hear the voters snore
    You know now it ain’t like in the days of yore
    A real Tory’s as rare as a dinosaur

  8. 15
    Ed Moribund says:

    Such a sad week for rugby.
    First, Sir Alex Ferdinand retires.
    Then Rio Tinto announces his exit.
    And now David Beckham has quit the Spice girls.

    What a sad day.

    • 16
      Gordon Brown says:

      Good job the Arctic Monkeys are still together.

    • 22
      Old Blind Pugh says:

      That is more like Dubya than Milliwhatsit

    • 24
      Mozzies dropping flares, Lancs to dump on top says:

      And not forgetting BOD POC and ROG from Irelands rugger team on their last legs, all retiring soon.

  9. 17
    Moussa Koussa Mark 9 says:

    Has Trevor been nicked yet !!!!!!

  10. 27
    Rob Roy says:

    Looks like Farage has to put more effort into Scotland.

    Seems to have done very little to come up with policies to appeal to the Scots.

    General statements about keeping Scotland within the Union are not gratefully received.

    A lot more work is needed from him here.

    Three out of ten for today’s performance.


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?


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