May 16th, 2013

Becks Was Doomed

First Fergie, now David Beckham has retired from professional football. Gordon strikes again…


26 Comments

  1. 1
    Remotely Controlled says:

    “Is he going to kiss me? Jesus ,Gordon Brown’s trying to kiss me!”

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  2. 2
    John O'List says:

    He was doomed to choose to retire. Guido scoop.

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  3. 3
    Nigel says:

    tired joke is tired

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  4. 4
    Steve Miliband says:

    Overpaid prima donna meets Beckham

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  5. 5
    Steve Miliband says:

    Bend it like Brown

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    • 10
      Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

      Don’t you mean, “spend it like Brown”? (Providing it’s someone else’s, of course.)

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  6. 6
    Pitt The Blogger says:

    I’m surprised Gordon Brown didn’t try to sell Goldenballs for sod all money

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  7. 7
    GAS says:

    Your obsession of this man who achieved more than all three of the Guido team combined is pathetic

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  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Shark. Jumped.

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  9. 11
    Brussels Broadcasting Corporation says:

    To be fair Brown has also seemingly retired as a MP.He probably just forgot to tell anybody.

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  10. 12
    Gawd Help Us says:

    I’d be a bit concerned about that leering smile if I was Beckham.

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  11. 13
    BB says:

    So is he going into full time charity work with children – always a dead certainty for a gong -to be absolutely sure he gets that longed for knighthood? He is desperate for it and it would probably put a smile on his misses face for a change.

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  12. 14
    NewsShite says:

    Time to move on. Though I have to say Becks was a superb footballer before his snout was firmly rooted in the trough. Can’t stand him now & Man U.

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  13. 15
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Old age strikes again more like

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  14. 19
    'Swonky says:

    Man of subnormal intellect who spent the best years of his life playing silly games with balls…meets famous footballer.

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  15. 20
    MB says:

    Scraping the barrel with this one!

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  16. 21

    Football retires from Beckham!

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  17. 22
    Old Toy Bigot says:

    I hate Brown with every fiber if my being but this is a bit of a stretch Guido.

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  18. 23
    Thatcher's Iron stiletto says:

    This prick is my new MP since I moved. All he cares about is self important posturing on anything that will give him air time and make him feel better about his failures. Useless feck.

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  19. 24
    Jimmy says:

    Beckham retired from professional football in 2003.

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  20. 25
    superman says:

    At least Brown was a genuine football man not a posh boy posing as one!

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  21. 26
    Midas says:

    Around Brown’s Bottom Golden Balls worth less

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