May 14th, 2013

Liability Brown


126 Comments

  1. 1
    Gordon Brown's Nokia says:

    INCOMING …

  2. 2
    Handycock says:

    I’m coming.

  3. 3
    Billy Bowden says:

    I love a good curse of Jonah joke!!!!

  4. 4
    Fat Abbott says:

  5. 5
    Fat Abbott says:

  6. 6
    As I remember says:

    Because she is a bloody hypocrite.

  7. 7
    Abbott responds to outrage over her tweet says:

  8. 8
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    So let’s get this straight………

    You’re using a story from Sunday to cast light on an event from Monday.

    Have I got that right?

  9. 9
    Neil Foulds says:

    Gordon “Boom and Bust I Saved the World” Brown is arguably the best boost the Yes campaign could have wished for!

  10. 10
    he's a boring twat says:

    Does Owen Jones do anything real apart from constantly tweeting mundane bollocks?

  11. 11
    Labourunionsbbc are one under the EU says:

    Because she’s backward.

    I said backward.

  12. 12
    Prince Vultan says:

    Gordon’s a LIARbility!

  13. 13
    Colin says:

    was here.

  14. 14
    Gord save the Queen says:

    Broon not from Troon but,
    Cowdenbeath and Kilcaldy.

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

    29%. Scotland is doomed.

  16. 16
    The Space Time Continuum says:

    Oi that’s my job!

  17. 17
    Lou Costello says:

    You’d figure that if anybody would sound “demented,” it would be someone named “Abbott.” Trust me on this one. I haven’t known any Abbott that DIDN’T spout a lot of gibberish.

  18. 18
    Universal Hiss says:

    Gosh.I put this on your very own site yesterday.

    Slow news day today?

  19. 19
    Gord save the Queen says:

    whoopsie, Cowdenbeath and Kirkcaldy even. Fingers!

  20. 20
    Say what you see says:

    sucks cock?

  21. 21
    The voice of reason says:

    No.

  22. 22
  23. 23
    Dr Hans Zarkov says:

    The red pedal!

  24. 24
    UN Special envoy for Edukashun says:

    In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

    This is why glasses are not suitable for third world countries…

  25. 25
    CHOO CHOO says:

    Gordon the big engine

  26. 26
    Meet the new know it all after Fatbot says:

  27. 27
    Love is says:

  28. 28
    Anon says:

    OMFG

    STFU

    U

    C!

  29. 29
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    I have looked on the Scotland on Sunday site and can’t find the poll anywhere.

    Perhaps it was shunted down the site after Brown’s rather persuasive intervention yesterday?

    I think great caution needs to be exercised when presenting supporting ‘facts’ to underpin a statement.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/may/13/michael-goves-claim-teenagers-ignorance

  30. 30
    K Burley says:

    and all over my melt face

  31. 31
    himindoors says:

    Meanwhile. R4’s phone in debate on the EU:
    Call centre op: Well we’ve have a large amount of callers, the bulk of which with overly negative comments, but here’s some choice moments
    Tony, in Bradford “I love the EU!”
    Bridget,on email “more EU please!”
    Colin, in York “Biggest single market (repeated ad infiniteum)”
    notreallyalabourshill, by twitter “It’s great i can travel without a passport!”

    and on..

    That’s openly impartial then….

  32. 32
    Go Independent Get Gordon says:

    If Scotland became independent and that would include Gordon as a member of the new country would he be the most likely PM at every election, Mugabe style, until death.

    His support either way is not the greater issue.
    His very likely candidature for PM of Scotland for the next 20 years is.

    Go Independent Get Gordon

  33. 33
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    OJ goes “long-form” with a screed every week in the Indy.
    Certainly not making up for, in quantity, what’s lacking in quality with all those little snot-nosed comments of his.

  34. 34
    genghiz the kahn says:

    He’s a winker.

  35. 35
    Hargaret Modge, Labour MP and Hypocritical serial long term aggressive Tax Avoider + expenses thief says:

    Yeah you sweaty socks are more than happy to send McDoom to us but cannae take him yourself. Well tough he’s one of you lot and post independance we’re deporting him.
    Now how about giving us some of our Barnett cash back?

  36. 36
    Alex Salmond says:

    Honestly I never expected to win

    But with the Mad Gordon and Desperate Dave against me, I have a good chance now

  37. 37
    Scotland's Gold says:

    He’ll never find me, never I tells ya!

  38. 38
    Universal Hiss says:

    Top left News, drop down menu Edinburgh. Click. On the right poll.

    You’re welcome.

  39. 39
    Maqb­oul says:

    The 29% who voted Asset are obviously pro-independence.

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  41. 41
    Dr Spock says:

    What is wrong with Labourites?

    Either they only have one

    Or two that blink permanently

    Or two that swivel

    Is it a congenital or acquired problem?

  42. 42
    Dr Spock says:

    What would we do without Gay Gordons?

  43. 43
    Fatbutt the Wracist says:

    The fat nutter Abbott is shadow HEALTH Minister, so pleeeeeeeze have some respect for the deluded tw@t.

    If she didn’t exist, you’d have to make her up, so that people could see what a raving. racist looney looks like.

  44. 44
    Sarah says:

    Lord mandy, Gordon Brown & Tony Blair.

    Disenfranchised their own people to import a new proletariat to get more votes.

    Utter bastards.

  45. 45
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    Ta all the same.

  46. 46
    David Blunkett's guide dog says:

    The one attached to me has none, i’ll have you know.

    But Gordon isn’t his king, I am. Woof !

  47. 47
    Leiber is off its ED says:

    + lots & lots & lots !

  48. 48
    Gord save the Queen says:

    Ivor has a bigger engine. More tea Vicar?

  49. 49
    err says:

    Gordon has the Midarse touch, everything he touches turns to shit

  50. 50
    Guide dogs are far better than Labour says:

    Thank you

    Wuf woofie

  51. 51
    These muslims are such nice, normal people, aren't they? says:

    A video which appears to show a Syrian rebel eating the heart of a dead soldier is condemned by the opposition and Human Rights Watch.

  52. 52
    genghiz the kahn says:

    So which one is the real Gordon?

  53. 53
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Blatant BBC bias on BBC Parliament this morning – when introducing a clip of Public Accounts Committee discussing waste of 500m on computer system for Fire Service – made no mention at all that it was done under LABOUR, only that ‘the Government cancelled it in 2010.’ Deliberately misleading.

  54. 54
    Gord save the Queen says:

    Hard to believe that Gord is batting for the Queen in all this independence business Alex.

    Go for it Alex.
    Love from Wales, and all that sheep’s testicles.

  55. 55
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    Er………. yes……. Just voted twice in this ‘online poll’, by clearing my cookies.

    So as I was saying about Mr Gove………..

  56. 56
    Angelina Jolies Old Tits (find us on ebay) says:

    Was it fried or boiled?

  57. 57
    TV Burp says:

    I find ‘Star Trek the next generation’ a far more depressing vision of the 23rd century.
    A robot called data trying to learn humour from a bunch of humourless politicaly correct cu*nts.
    Phasers that look like more like Babylis womens razors than guns and a Kliingon who is subordinate to a 5 a day outreach worker.

  58. 58
    The Murdoch Mob says:

    You must understand

    We pass old news among eachother

    Sometimes Gido is lat on the pecking list

    Since he has only recently taken the Murdoch Shilling

  59. 59
    Gay Gordon says:

    I would like to offer my support to Roberto Mancini and say what a splendid job he has done this season.

  60. 60
    Gord save the Queen says:

    In the heather I hide,
    until one day arise.
    To tell English lift kilt,
    Brown hole squint.

    Oil black they swim,
    English look on.
    Wind farms pump.
    leccy Saschs long.

    English will, frankly, be fecked if the Scots leave them, and why should the Scots not, give me one good damned reason they should not?

  61. 61
    Hannibal The Cannibal says:

    Did he have it with some fava beans and a nice chianti ;-)

  62. 62
    Incapability Brown says:

    I give my full support to the better off in campaign.

  63. 63
    Angelina Jolies Old Tits (find us on ebay) says:

    Nah Chips and a couple of eggs for me and 2 slices of mothers pride yummy

  64. 64
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    Don’t think there are many muslims in Mexico, where they are busy chain-sawing each others heads off.

    Truth is, the world can be a savage, despicable place.

    All, we can do (other than going out to these places and putting our lives on the line which, let’s face it, none of us much fancy) is try to leave the world a better, more just, and peaceful, place. And possibly not just chase dirty filthy lucre 24/7 365.

    And that, my friend, is why I am a member of the Labour Party.

  65. 65
    Barry Shiteburger says:

    Gordon Brown is a barrel full of dung

  66. 66
    Don't be Vague says:

    We will be increasing our non-military support to the Rebels in the form of saute pans so that tit-bits do not have to be eaten raw.

  67. 67
    what are you? says:

    U W⚓

  68. 68
    FAO 97% WHITE LIVERPOOL GUY says:

  69. 69
    Margaret Moran says:

    Hear hear!

  70. 70
    Gord save the Queen says:

    Data was “Mr Personality”, wasn’t he? just like Robert Llewellyn in Red Dwarf. both head fecks, and a lesson to us all about technology. And don’t get me started on HAL from 2001 A Space Odyssey – he was an axe murderer, basically!

  71. 71
    oh dear says:

    Could someone please beam him up?

  72. 72
    Gordons Grandfather was a Sailor says:

  73. 73
    BBC executive says:

    Just pay your licence fee and shut up.

  74. 74
    kick 'em out now says:

    Give us English the vote.
    That would ensure independence for Scotland.

  75. 75
    Tony B. Liar says:

    I am a member of the Liebore Parteh and i amassed a personal fortune of £30 million and own 8 houses.

    My friend Mandy, also a member of the Liebore Parteh, said it was OK to become filthy rich.

  76. 76
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  77. 77
    Adenfields Butchers says:

    +1000

  78. 78
    Gord save the Queen says:

    Saand stoof larch, ha boot soom ah this larch?

  79. 79
    V1le, vicious Labour ruined my Country says:

    I’m feeling really enriched today in my diverse, multicultural UK shithouse of a Country.

  80. 80
    Snodgrass says:

    How do you know? His Wiki entry says he’s gay. Having a word in the mike is a perfectly respectable activity for such persons.

  81. 81
    Snodgrass says:

    Why is Lieutenant Uhura brown?

    Because William Shatner.

  82. 82
    Jimmy Savile says:

    Yes, I always paid mine – and got excellent service.

  83. 83
    zombie apocalypse says:

    nnnmmmbbb, ggrrrahhh

  84. 84
    Warwick Hunt says:

    And that, my friend, is why you are terminally deluded.

  85. 85
    Gord save the Queen says:

    Well, tell the bloke to campaign for Scottish Independence instead, and maybe you won’t have to see his jowelled mug for much longer.

  86. 86
    another BBC stalwart Stuart Hall says:

    Me too.

  87. 87
    shut it whiteboy says:

    Because she speaks from her own deep personal experience.

  88. 88
    War crimes a go-go says:

    Probably filmed on one of the iPhones we gave them.

    Look up on uTube for further details.

    (If you’re smart, you may be able to find the GPS info embedded in the stream to figure out where and when. If they are smart you will not. If this is propaganda, it is likely fake, like in the uncut Temple of Doom…)

  89. 89
    Ancient Falklands War joke says:

    Q. What have Mrs Spock and the airfield at Port Stanley got in common?

    A. They’ve both been fucked by a Vulcan.

  90. 90
    Anonymong says:

    @owenjones84 It seems like some people have difficulty distinguishing reality from hollywood. ITS A FILM! FFS. Bellend!

  91. 91
    Point of information says:

    Looking at recent polls / election results, it would appear UKIP have an advantage on the EU.

    They have Demos.

    And seem to be acquiring more as time passes.

  92. 92
    Gord save the Queen says:

    You joke now English, but when they go, you will blubber your eyes out. And eventually us Welsh tell Westminster to go and sling your hook, who will your SE Torys then pick on, kick the dog like? But if you are not from the SE of Ingurlund, you will know what to do – follow suite, and leave the Eton Mess fester in their own gobshite.

    The was a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of telling SE England Torys to feck off out of our faces.

  93. 93
    Anonymong says:

    Piss off. Oh, and if your muptard collection agents turn up at my door again, I will tell the first police officer on the scene that I was defending myself and felt threatened. Ok? Good.

  94. 94
    Anonymong says:

    As you were. We’ll be taking the roads back, and the power generating facilities, water and sewerage infrastructure and just over 300 years of Barnett Bribes.

    Good luck with your next voyage of discovery, stay away from Darien though chaps.

  95. 95
    Owen Jones is not Roger Ebert (RIP) says:

    He could be spinning the propaganda angle / underlying moral message in the film.

    But in that tweet he simply, and completely to your point, amplifies his mong credentials.

    Perhaps Owen is hoping somebody is going to ‘beam him up’ before he is forced to face his followers and explain why they are all so deep in the bullshit after following his advice.

  96. 96
    Anonymong says:

    Are Captain Ahab and Abraham Lincoln the same person? They look very alike and I’ve never seen them in a room together.

  97. 97
    Rome Wasn't Braised in a Day says:

    Civilisation is built one pan at a time.

  98. 98
    Gord save the Queen says:

    Arr Jim lad, they be not. Shut up parrot, you speak too much – opps, Arrr!

  99. 99
    Credibility is key says:

    They should show up with a constable whose job it is to ensure that there are no breeches of the peace by either side.

    Be polite to the police, and assertive with the BBC P’dophile.

  100. 100
    Gord save the Queen says:

    mama says…

  101. 101
    How many guide dogs have Labour killed ? says:

    This is worth looking into…

  102. 102
    Gord save the Queen says:

    100 – I love my country, in their fecked up ways, but the SE Ingurlund Torys I could do without – we would do better without those perves fecking things up with their fun and games with us.

  103. 103
    Gene Rottenborough says:

    I was pretty much a Cold War sexist SOB, if you wanna know the truth.
    Staying true to the source material, you might say.

  104. 104
    Will says:

    According to the times as over 75 under labour entitled to free tv licence it now comprises 1 in 6 households at a cost of £600 million. For this reason the bbc excepted a licence fee freeze rather than taking it out of current resources. So another great labour idea !!

  105. 105
    Gord save the Queen says:

    Kirk and Spock walk into a Scottish bar, and Kirk says, ever diplomatic, have what the locals drink. So the barman serves them drams. After about ten rounds, Spock turns to Kirk and says, “Curshushous Shim”.

  106. 106
    Owen Jones says:

    I’d rather have a copper to ensure there are no breeches full stop, if you get my drift…

  107. 107
    Morgan's Organ says:

    If only she had won the Labour leadership, how good would that have been? The perfect successor to Jonah Brown.

  108. 108
    Gord save the Queen says:

  109. 109
    Ishmael, late of the whaler "Jonah Brown," says:

    And I only am escaped alone to tell thee.

  110. 110
    Plumb loco says:

    Beam him up or beat him up?

  111. 111
    Plumb loco says:

    Silly cow at 31. You can’t travel without a passport as you will need it to get back into the UK.

  112. 112
    Plumb loco says:

    Hmm… That worked well didn’t it? Kindly stop wasting my bandwidth.

  113. 113
    Mr Punch says:

    When the Spaniards moved out of their enclave in southern Morocco in the 1960s, they took everything that could be moved with them, right down to the last light bulb.

    That’s the way to do it.

  114. 114
    John O'Groats says:

    Your poem has obviously left them completely speechless..

  115. 115
  116. 116
    Plumb loco says:

    In that part of the world it is usually accompanied by a bit of tasty goat’s cheese.

  117. 117
    Plumb loco says:

    Yes, bloody ungrateful Arab bastards. Wouldn’t trust them further than I could throw their camel (or Rolls Royces in this case).

    Still a few million pay-off might help to dull the pain a little…..

  118. 118
    Educating the ignorant says:

    The BBC accepted a licence fee freeze, it did not except it.

  119. 119
    Educating the ignorant says:

    Yes, but you might then be tempted to BREACH the peace!

  120. 120
    The Edinburgh 'special' hospital says:

    One of our patients has absconded and may try to live out his paranoid fantasies of being a well-respected Labour politician.

    Please show understanding to those with special needs #demented

  121. 121
    Mike Oxenfire says:

    Tweaking mundane buttocks?

  122. 122
    Owen Jones cock rider says:

    Cocks? Where, where? Cottaging on Clapham Common last night involved sucking a measly five cocks. I blame the Tory welfare reforms and the stereotyping of minorities and the national catastrophe of Thatcherism.

  123. 123
    Owen Jones cock rider says:

    I’m more interested in a having a man beam in my little mouth.

  124. 124
    Early 21st Century man was very partial to fruitcake says:

    and your point is ?

    
    

    ~ . ~ . ~ . ~ . ~ . ~ . ~ . ~ . ~ . ~ . ~ . ~

    
    

    Hey, Ken, you bozo – got the message yet ?

    http://bit.ly/1291Qy7

  125. 125
    Oh Yes. says:

    You keep your Barnett cash.

    We’ll take the oil.

  126. 126
    Augusto Pinochet says:

    Gordon Brown ruined this country single handedly and we are much better off with the Tories or Nigel Farage or even better James Delingpole RT/like if you agree xxxx


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