May 9th, 2013

WATCH: Nadine Back With a Bang


  1. 1
    Dave says:

    Oh Gawd.

  2. 2
    reggie maudling says:

    banged – whom?

  3. 3
    uGOM says:

    Ho,ho! Get in there, Nads!

  4. 4
    Yawn says:

    The rebel amendment contains the clause:

    “2.3 the Referendum Question shall be “Should Nadine Dorries be ejected from the European Union?””

  5. 5
    Deep down in the bush says:

    I would.

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    Why does she not just fuck off to ukip. She is not a tory?

  7. 7
    taxandspendisnotmyfriend says:

    Its shocking how biased the BBC actually is

  8. 8
    Abdel from Tooting says:

    Nadine for Number 10.

  9. 9
    BBC in Shock says:

    The Beeboid woman doesn’t sound like a very happy bunny with Nad.

  10. 10
    Olivia Manning says:

    M: “I give him double-O status and he celebrates by shooting up an embassy!” – Casino Royale

  11. 11
    BINGO says:

    Except there’s one flaw in your post. Nad is a Tory, a proper Tory.

  12. 12
    Hannibal from Carthage says:

    If I was David Cameron and she pulled a stunt like that on me after yesterday then she would be dead in the morning.

  13. 13
    Lady Margaret Stem(core)s the taxes says:

    Best place for the arrow on the screen – straight across the gob!

  14. 14
    fruitcake says:

    You’re getting confused, UKIP has become more tory than tory, the current Tories are blairite libdems.

  15. 15
    I told Cameron that democracy in Egypt would not work but he didn't listen says:

    I quite agree.

  16. 16
    Wurzel says:

    Cameron only dragged her back into the fols because she was about to jump to UKIP – Instant MP for them!

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Nadine is 100 per cent a woman, not a gayer or lesbian.

    That is why that BBC woman does not like her.

  18. 18
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Well done Nadine. Keep the push going, Dave has got to step up or step down!

  19. 19
    M102 says:

    So would I. She’s looking particularly milfy today.

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  21. 21


    Remind me. What are they for?

  22. 22
    Owin Jones says:

    Spent today creating a blacklist of people I’d like to block on Twitter and masturbating over pictures of David Beckham ;)

  23. 23
    Gonk III says:

    Shipping forecast, Watch with Mother, Boat race, that’s about it, isn’t it ?

  24. 24
    Britain says:

    An MP doing an MP’s job. What’s not to like?

  25. 25
    Castlewarts says:

    Dorries does not rhyme with Tories.
    But it does rhyme with potpourris.
    Tories does however rhyme with stories.

  26. 26
    Portillo's underpants carrier says:

    Dolly Nadine handled the interrogation by the BBC Trout very well.

    Cameron has wet himself several times since the local elections and hasn’t got a dry nappy to his name – and now this! Perhaps his friend with the mark of Zorro on his forehead, Nigel Evans, could lend him one of his?

  27. 27
    Yvonne from The Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    In Clydach there is a phrase for what Mrs Dorries is doing .

    It is called “taking the piss”.

  28. 28
    Eborgleve says:

    We did not have a vote to go in, we had a vote whether or not to stay in – Edward Heath took us in, and then Harold Wilson had a referendum, but we were already in.
    We should never have gone in the the first place – Enoch Powell was right, he said we will loose our sovereignty, and we have.

  29. 29
    Lost in Clacton says:

    And how is Nigel today?

  30. 30
    A Reader says:

    If by Tory you mean one of David Cameron’s patsies in an uncritical and self-serving coalition with the ‘useful idiots’ of the left, no she probably isn’t. But she’s OK.

  31. 31
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    26% is doing the pushing.

    There’s no safe seats anymore and the troughers are getting agitated that the money taps might be turned off, come election time.

  32. 32
    Puzzled says:

    I never did quite undertsand why he put make-up on. If there was a perfectly reasonably explanation for a mark that looks like he’s been banging his head against the floor, or maybe even, a policeman’s boot, I do not see why Nigel could not have given it to us and showed us his bruise.

  33. 33
    Euphemus says:

    Dorries is a belligerent, self-absorbed tart. I loathe that we’re stuck in the EU but I’d rather stay in than hear any more of her ill-infomed ‘analysis’.

  34. 34
    Ed Balls says:

    Ed Balls

  35. 35
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Bruised, used and confused. As always.

  36. 36
    Pencil says:

    People keep quoting Powell, but I am sure he was by no means the only person who warned against membership.

  37. 37

    Suspect Watch with Mother is subversive.

    World Service is all I would keep. The other channels can do the same things better.

  38. 38
    CarryHole is a vile Hunt says:

    Threatening 100,000 people a week for owning an aerial.

  39. 39

    I see some sort of weird symbiosis developing here.

  40. 40
    Fondelbottom of the Lords says:

    Then give us some of yours, big boy.

  41. 41
    Wurzel says:

    Scrap with his uphill gardener friends that have now decided to stab him in the back seems to me.

  42. 42
    Owen Jones says:

    Your a racist

  43. 43
    Fay Jeff says:

    I love democracy. We should have more of it.

  44. 44
    Nigel says:

    when is she going to declare her income from Big Brother etc?

  45. 45
    BBC Red Bottom says:

    And we strongly suspect she isn’t from a minority ethnic group or registered disabled either.

    What an evil woman!

  46. 46
    Puzzled says:

    Nothing to be ashamed of then.

  47. 47
    Ed Balls says:

    H..H…H..H…Hancock’s Half hour

  48. 48


    Taking the piss is removing the whip from her for as long as they did whilst others get rewarded for similar and expecting she won’t push off to UKIP (which most of us would have done in her shoes.)

  49. 49
    UKIP or bust says:

    I am bit partial to TMS, and *whispers* The Apprentice.

  50. 50
    Puzzled says:

    It’s public knowledge. When are we going to see Ken Livingstone’s accounts? Or the EU’s, for that matter.

  51. 51
    Hillary Clinton says:

    We’ve been trying to keep the whole Embassy shootings story on the hush-hush. But the vast right-wing conspiracy keep bringing it up. Why can’t they be satisfied with the official whitewash, I ask you?

  52. 52
    keith says:

    I wonder why Nadine did not challenge MS Hill on her three million jobs would be lost if Britain left Europe, the BBC trot this pro Europe number out all the time, as I understand, even the man who came up with the figure now says its wrong, but probably doesn’t suit the BBCs agenda

  53. 53
    Nigel says:

    she hasn”t declared it though. rules are rules.

    we hold the rest of them to that standard, you can’t give her a pass because you all want to sex her face in

  54. 54
    Bert Stanchester - former welder says:

    I said we can’t go in until the Frogs understand feet and inches and pounds and ounces and how many bob’s in a shilling.

    Be lucky!

  55. 55
    Steve Carell, The Office (US) says:

    “Go Nads!”

    That’s what SHE said!

  56. 56
    UKIP or bust says:

    From the basis of one Nadine Dorris a propa Conservitive party can grow.

    Gawn girl.

  57. 57
    Puzzled says:

    You really do have a very limited imagination. :)

    Yes, she should declare them, of course you are right, but I don’t think anyone has been unduly deceived by the delay.

  58. 58
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Since a large proportion of people will one day only watch ‘tv’ with a tablet or PC (which is how I watch it), the cunning plan of one of the Beeb’s top bods is to impose their telly-tax on.. tablets and PCs.

    If the BBC itself isn’t the most dreadful anachronism from the 1920s, the TV tax certainly is.

    Note to MPs: if the BBC and its crappy tax didn’t exist today, would we create it? No. So get rid of it.

  59. 59
    UKIP or bust says:

    Ah, the sound of silence.

  60. 60
    Ewe Jenix says:

    If what you are proposing is a breeding program, it would probably be polite to ask her first.

  61. 61
    Eborgleve says:

    The unions, to a man, were against joining, because they thought they would loose their grip on power – they did of course, but it was Maggie that saw to that.
    Powell was right for the right reasons.

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  63. 63

    Douglas Carswell on the BBC earlier got a good crack at explaining why we shouldn’t be in. Vine let him speak and even backed him up on his figures.
    Most un BBC. Maybe he is unwell?

    The Thanet Tory saying we should remain in the EU made a weak, weak case. Mostly consisting of how we should stride the world stage and not be content to be a small country doing nothing much..Like Switzerland.

    I think we’ve had enough striding on the world for a bit. The Swiss and Norwegians and Swedes and Canadians and Australians seem to be getting along just fine.

  64. 64
    Labour is off its ED says:

    You try complaining to the Bolshevic Bias Corporation about them being biased towards the Leiber party and see how far you get!

    Apparently, its all our fault for not listening to them properly and if we did, then you would see that they are fair and balanced!

    You couldnt make it up, and apparently WE are the tossers, not them! :-)

  65. 65
    Tessa Tickles says:

    I’m pretty disappointed she went back to the Cons. The two ‘posh boys’ have just spent 6 months having a jolly spiffing time spitting in her face and now, when they realised their puerile actions might just cause them a whole heap of trouble if it led to her joining UKIP, they beg and grovel for her to come back.. and she did. I’d have told Lord Snooty exactly where to f*cking go.

    This is the problem with our MPs – they’re all subservient little cowards.

  66. 66
    ... says:

    Nadine likes dark chocolates if you know what I mean, she’s a size queen, likes it up the wrongun’, there is a very good short film of her on a couple of other sites where she was a bit drunk and noshing down on two very large dark logs. The chief whip couldn’t clean up that sort of mess, she was smothered in man juice at the end of the film with a very satisfied smile on her dirty little scouse face.

  67. 67
    Evie Lennon says:

    Sorry Cat, but I agree with Yvonne.

    Dorries has only been back in favour for half a day, and STILL the silly cow wont keep her powder dry.

  68. 68
    Bob Fleming says:

    Great interview but Nadine should have responded to that tired old question about jobs being lost if we leave the EU – the only jobs that would go would be those of the overpaid, mediocrities and parasites currently working directly for the EU

  69. 69
    Curly says:

    Irrespective of her reintroduction to the party or not, there would be nothing to stop her signing the motion if she so desired. She is still a full MP whatever her status with a political party.

  70. 70
    Fish says:

    There won’t be a referendum this side of an election ’cause Cleggie and Militwat will gang up like they did on Leveson and not allow it.

  71. 71
    EU Watch says:

    It’s about time.

    Keeping pressure up before the German Federal elections is the way forward.

    Put the amendment in etc., but for maximum effect, Nadine and some of the others should very seriously consider defection to UKIP within the next six weeks.

  72. 72
    Euphemus says:

    Give me an MPs salary, gold-plated pension and 20 weeks holiday every year and I’ll give you all the analysis you want. Twat.

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    You, Fruitcake and many others are confuse Tories with Conservatives. The former were bog-trotting catholic outlaws and supporters of lost causes. The latter term embraces the opponents of progressivism (from Jacobinism, through Marxism to Blairism). They have overlaps but are not the same. I am not sure that current Government contains many of either although its backbenches contain plenty of both.

  74. 74
    joolz says:


  75. 75
    UKIP says:

    I do hate that silly remark that they always trot out of, we’d lose jobs and trade.

    We’d only be getting out of the EU, we’d still trade with Europe, much as Japan, China, America etc. do. None of those countries would stop trading with us, because they have a trade surplus with us.

  76. 76
    Curly says:

    As usual 0/10 for grammar. Bloody libore ejerkashun strykes agen.

  77. 77
    WTF??? says:

    That’s because she knows full well she’s got Cameron by his tiny little balls. She can say what she likes and what exactly can the pathetic little twat do about it? Nowt, because if he did she would be straight to UKIP with their first MP. She can while away her time organising rebellions and whatever.

    She has made it perfectly publicly plain she hates Cameron’s guts and would do anything to bring him down. Clearly she sees no point in wasting an appearance on the BBC when she’s got work to do…

  78. 78
    Curly says:

    Yes please let them do so and quickly – then the rest of the country will be able to see just what a pair of imported deluded Marxists they are.

  79. 79
    Curly says:

    A few days ago, a very senior German financial official said that it was time the euro project was abandoned. Ange will be getting her unterlederhosen in a twist.

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    WTF??? says:

    We never had a vote on either Maastricht or Lisbon.

    Consequently we never had a vote on being part of a USofE. We only ever had a vote on being part of a trading zone.

    We, and the rest of Europe, have been done up like kippers. Is it any wonder how angry we are becoming?

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    Nigel says:

    i do yes :(

  82. 82
    UKIP says:

    Dave would have to grow a backbone first.

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    WTF??? says:

    We seem to be striding the world stage despite the EU, rather than because of it. I blame JK Rowling, Maggie Thatcher, One Direction, the entire GB Olympic team, HSBC Bank, Vodafone, Stephen Hawking, Thrust SSC, Keira Knightley, and many more.

    Time for the EU to stop freeloading on our success.

  84. 84
    Owen Jones says:

    You are a racist.

  85. 85
    neitherdeadnoralive says:

    Go Nad; Go !!! Well, she has got more balls than Cameron !!!

  86. 86
    err says:

    you need a license to WATCH anything that is been broadcast, or has recently been broadcast, on any capable device.

  87. 87
    err says:

    you need a license to WATCH anything that is been broadcast, or has recently been broadcast, on any capable device.

    and I think that currently means broadcast to air (in real space).

  88. 88
    Piss-poor comedian says:

    Go Nads!

  89. 89
    Splooge says:

    “BBC? Remind me. What are they for?”

    Eroding all that is kind and decent about Britain

  90. 90
    Pearl Neclesse says:

    That’s because she’s a tuppence licker and Nad only has cock on her mind…

  91. 91
    err says:


  92. 92
    err says:

    the imperial units are based around human forms and actions.
    the average arm span, the size of a thumb, a stride, how much land a family needs to live on.
    Trying to cram smelly, sweaty, farting, often irrational and inventive humans into a sterilized rigid environment is just not going to work.

  93. 93
    err says:

    anybody got a lock of her hair ?

  94. 94
    err says:

    I like belligerent, self-absorbed tarts although one of them gave me crabs.

  95. 95
    PC Dixon says:

    Well we now know that Nadine is her own woman who wont be pushed around by the party whips. In other words an MP actually doing what the majority of the electorate want.

    Seen any like that in the two faced Labor lot?

  96. 96
    lojolondon says:

    Damn right Nadine – well done, you are speaking for your voters! Stupid BBBC woman trotting out how many jobs depend on Europe bullshit as usual!

  97. 97
    err says:

    “being” FFS

  98. 98
    err says:

    and long may the fuckers get upset about British Standard Pipe

  99. 99
    Keitho says:

    Whitewash, White Water, seems she has racial issues. Maybe the first Black President ( Bill ) will help the young punk in the White House rescue Hillary but I smell a Gate coming on.

  100. 100

    YEs…errr…No…perhaps yes or maybe err no. Dunno do I innit?

  101. 101

    Nadine was always going to be coming back, may not be liked but a vote is a vote

  102. 102

    Surely a polite thank you would have been better, you already made your point

  103. 103
    efrem zimbalist jr says:

    GO …. NADS


    ” GISSA ( blow) JOB ”


  104. 104

    Funny how she is seen to nutty for UKIP but perfect for the Tories

  105. 105
    jackie treehorn says:

    I see the BBC continue with the scare tactic of “3,000,000 jobs dependent on the EU. Nadine should have nailed that lie. The EU exports more to us than us to them,
    what are they going to do, start a trade war? if they did they would lose and the Eurozone cant afford to shed workers jobs just to make a point.

  106. 106
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Nads is selling her own argument short when she talks about us having had a vote to join the EU. The whole point is that it was NOT the European Union we were sold by our mendacious politicians, but a basic trading Common Market. That was a reasonable proposition, far removed from the federalist, bureaucratic monster we are now shackled to.

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