May 8th, 2013

Fergie Was Doomed


  1. 1
    eGOM says:

    Did anyone ever take a picture of GB not looking daft?

  2. 2
    Gary Jones says:

    Most successful British manager of all time, and a Labour supporter,and Scottish.

  3. 3

    “Look at the back of my hand. Its a bit of a mystery…”

  4. 4
    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    Boring !!!!!!!!!!

    Not a Utd fan, but wasnt Fergie the most successful manager in English history….so your point is rather lost Guido

    PS No one will be listening to Dave Queens speech today…well done Fergie

  5. 5
    Steve says:

    Christ, look at Fergie hanging on to McMentals every word,not.

  6. 6
    Fergie says:

    From the look on my face, I’m not paying attention to this pillock at all, why doesn’t he just go away?

  7. 7
    Gordon the Medicated says:

    I apply for the position of shouty, player thumping man, talking in a strange Scots dialect, voting labour despite being a super millionaire, prone to decade long sulks and aggressive behaviour.
    And I know how to bring foreign players into this country. I’ve filled the country with Africans and South Americans and East Europeans to choose from.

    My track record in winning is currently

    Played – 1
    Won – 0
    Drew – 0
    Lost – 1

  8. 8
    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    CCHQ will be having fits…..Cosby ( the foreigner ) will in full spin mode, trying to get Queens speech to at least 3rd on news agenda

  9. 9

    I wouldn’t call Gordon a manager.. more of a mangler.

  10. 10
    Gordon Brown says:

    I was showing him my new Rimmel from London nail protector.

  11. 11
    Steve Miliband says:

    He retires to spend more time with his wine collection.

  12. 12
    Timmytour says:

    Gordon Brown finally finds where the back of his hand is and proudly shows off his new discovery to Fergie

  13. 13
    imasillysocailsta says:

    ‘you see this hand? single handedly destroyed the economy…now that’s good management…’

  14. 14
    Raving Loon says:

    “We saved the Premiership…”

  15. 15
    Steve Miliband says:

    Ed Miliband @Ed_Miliband 5m

    Proud man. Great manager. Staunch Labour Party supporter. Sir Alex Ferguson will never be forgotten.

    Ed gets wrong end of stick, thinks he’s dead

  16. 16
    Anus says:

    The twat has let this come out to overshadow the Queens speech today, to help his little Marxist chum Edvard Munsch

  17. 17
    Brenda says:

    Just look at this bollux they’ve given me to read out.
    Another load of half hearted LibLabCon drivel. They really are my weakest most ineffective Government ever.

  18. 18
    Steve Miliband says:


  19. 19
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    And pundits professed Fergie’s one weak spot was tactics!

  20. 20
    Mark of the beast says:

    So just where did Nigel Evans get that scar on his forehead from?

  21. 21
    SAS Snotty is back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:

    Boring !!!!!!!!!!

  22. 22
    Edinburgh junkie injecting heroin into my arse. says:

    Goodbye to the rubbish.

  23. 23
    Sarah says:

    Sir Alex is a staunch socialist.

    Dont laugh, it is possible to be a race horse owning multi squillionaire & support the Labour Party.

  24. 24

    Who is this Fergie fellow and why are we talking about him?

  25. 25
    V1le, vicious Labour ruined my Country says:

    GB was responsible along with the other Labour scum for creating our lovely enriched, diverse multicultural UK cesspit. Thanks GB for enriching our lives.

  26. 26
    Labour take flight says:

  27. 27

    I think not.
    I think you’ll find it was the twitter leak wobbling the shares slightly. Club has to confirm or deny.
    Now, I suppose Sir Alex could have leaked it himself, but would he bother?
    Queen’s speech is still going to be lead item on newsnight.

  28. 28
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    Er yes, that’s right. It is.

    I’m not sure of the point you are trying to make?

  29. 29

    So that’s where Ed Balls has been.

  30. 30
    Lord Stansted says:

    Those who think it will overshadow the Queen speech are under the illusion that everyone is a football enthusiast. It is a game played by morons and followed by morons, and therefore beloved by politicians and the media.

  31. 31

    Fergie: I can’t play them all on the left Gordon.

  32. 32
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    I believe the most fruitful enquiry is:

    “Rugby or Association?”

  33. 33
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I can assure all my young female fans that I was not with Nigel Evans in that massage parlour when he scarred his forehead. Boaz.

  34. 34
    Eric Joyce (Teen Fondler) says:

    Nor was I. Boaz.

  35. 35

    He’s the opposite of Gordon.

    Someone who has had great success in his chosen field.

  36. 36
    Mr P Hain says:

    One has to admit that there is a remarkable likeness between Ed Balls and a bulging red eyed Cicada.

  37. 37

    Amanda Berry was found alive in Cleveland after a psychic had said she was dead.

    The UK economy is dead after a psychotic had announced the end of boom and bust.

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    This is why Britain is in the shit,who cares about Sir AF socialist millionaire my arse

  39. 39
    Owen Jones says:

    Oh botties. Whitehall is closed too. More scarlet and plumage. Will try cutting through Old Scotland Yard to the river. Such adventures.

  40. 40
    Peter Mandleson says:

    Was that the ‘erotic red’ shade?
    Or ‘midnight dark soul’ black as night?

  41. 41

    Sorry Bill. I meant to post the below in answer to you but someone must have poisoned my milk again…

  42. 42
    Gordon Brown says:

    This is the clunking great fist I shall hit David Cameron with.

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  44. 44
    Football Expert says:

    Fergie, is she still in the royal family?????

  45. 45
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    Cos then you’d you get the alternative attack “Oh, look at all those Labour supporters. Haven’t got a job or two pennies to rub together between them. Show’s you how stupid they are….. Politics of envy…. Inevitable result of the welfare state…..” Ad nauseum (literally)

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    Wasn’t Fergie married to prince Andrew at one stage?

  47. 47
    Shock Horror. Senior Politician is a Liar. says:

    The massage parlour where Commons Deputy Speaker Nigel Evans claims he got the scar on his forehead has denied they could have caused it.

  48. 48
    Steve Miliband says:

    He’s a farmer then?

  49. 49
    Sir William Waad says:

    GB: “I know you like the back of my hand, Rafa.”

  50. 50
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    A multi-millionaire with a knighthood who calls themselves a socialist – surely a Premier League hypocrite.

  51. 51
    Yeah, right... says:

    Ill-tempered, humourless bully.

    Both of them.

  52. 52
    Dump them in it says:

    They should sue him for damage to their reputation

  53. 53
    Gordon Brown says:

    I think Mr. Ramsey you will find, if you count them again, there are at least twelve fingers on this hand.

  54. 54
    Anus says:

    Who gives two shits about Newsnight?

    The news output will be full of this twat who is such a committed socialist he has been working for yank trash who’ve buried united under hundreds of millions if of punds of debt

  55. 55
    Gonk III says:

    Fergie had an invisible shield like wot those Aliens had in War of the Worlds.
    Obvious innit.

  56. 56
    Peter Mandleson says:

    Thatcher did it.

  57. 57
    Dan Hodges says:

    Great Lad Sir Alex Ferguson setting up a press conference at the same time as the Queens Speech. owen jones will love that manouvere.

  58. 58
    Coincidence indeed says:

    I see he rates a mention on a certain other forum

  59. 59

    A fallow field tells no lie.

  60. 60
    Sir William Waad says:

    Today, Manchester United manager, Gordon Brown, put down the club’s relegation from the Conference North to ‘injuries, bad luck and bad refereeing’.

    Meanwhile, Prime Minister Alex Ferguson demanded to know why, when the UK was the richest and most successful country on Earth, everybody was so bloody miserable.

  61. 61
    Gordon says:

    Nearly smashed my hand up punching a woman earlier.

  62. 62
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    It’s all the Glazers’ fault, innit?

  63. 63
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    See posts 28 and 45.

  64. 64
    Whoops! says:


  65. 65
    Dan Hodges says:

    All indications seem to be suggesting that Owen Jones will be announced as the next Manchester United manager within 48 hours.

  66. 66
    Sir William Waad says:

    Apart from their both being ugly, bug-eyed, noisy, voracious pests, I can’t see the resemblence.

  67. 67
    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    When will people learn that the ‘U’K as a whole is not multi-culti? Only England has been ‘enriched’.

  68. 68
    Lord Stansted says:

    Perhaps it’s a new caste mark?

  69. 69
    You don't get a face that colour without a lot of the hard stuff says:

    Whusky surely?

  70. 70
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    Fallow field. Any excuse!

  71. 71
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    I’ve turned down the Knighthood so that I can be President of Europe.

  72. 72
    Nigel Evans says:

    First Thatcher dies, then Ferguson retires.

    Somewhere, there’s a Scouser with a lamp and one wish left :)

  73. 73
    Sir William Waad says:

    GB: “Hand, say hello to Sir Alex…..ullo, Sir Alex, I’m the gack of Gordon’s hand….”

  74. 74
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    Yes, you see, Fergie, if I bite my nails down to the quick it facilitates digging for bogies. It’s the right thing to do.

  75. 75
    Jimmy says:

    Lots of lords in to claim their allowances today. Lots of men in wigs too.
    What a farce in 2013.

  76. 76
    Mitch says:

    Given the likely ‘quality’ of the Queen’s speech, some distraction may be welcome.

  77. 77
    Sir William Waad says:

    His whine collection, surely?

  78. 78
    Socialism: the equal sharing of misery for all says:

    Property is theft comrade. You should know better, off to the re-education camp with you.

  79. 79
    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    Can anybody support Liebore without the squillions?

  80. 80
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    After all the damage he has done we should get Gordon to start repaying his debt to society. I suggest he start by meeting Parker Farage and Groper Nuttall. It seems certain that this would cause them to undergo spontaneous combustion within a short period of the meeting – a true blessing for society.

  81. 81
    I thought this site was about free speech says:

    Belongs very much in the pantheon of the champagne socialist, bully boy, and my favourite is the fraud/tax evasion of the transfer bungs. No doubt he was instrumental in the colossal arrogance of arranging super injunctions to cover up certain sexual endeavours of his players.

  82. 82
    Fergie's dead says Ed says:

  83. 83
    Ed Miliband (what's football?) says:

    Sir Alex Ferguson died 8/5/2013

  84. 84
    Mitch says:

    Your farce 1997-2010 trumps in spades their men in wigs, sunshine.

  85. 85
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    Sir Alex is used to digging for bogies; there’s Shrek, son of Shrek, and the Welsh porn star, and that is giving the Spanish juggler in goal the benefit of the doubt.

  86. 86
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    I believe the wigs are multi-use. They come in handy for disguise following Fernbridge, Yewtree and Pallial arrest.

  87. 87
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Fergie’s worst signing?

  88. 88
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    Excellent news. They are bound to wish for King Kenny back, which should guarantee relegation next year.

  89. 89
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    De Gea. He has signed worse keepers – but never for anything like that sort of money.

  90. 90
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    Not entirely fair. In the 80s Simen Agdestein was simultaneously striker for the Norwegian national team and the youngest chess grandmaster in the world. It must have been an interesting dressing room….

  91. 91
    Mitch says:

    Not entirely relevant. Most chess grandmasters have personality disorders, perhaps the one causes or enables the other.

  92. 92
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    So true. My personal preference would be to introduce a half time interval in the Queens Speech, with entertainment provided by a sumo match between ‘Uncle Eric’ Pickles and Bollox Balls.

  93. 93
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    Hmm. Not met many have you? Don’t get out very much, perhaps?

  94. 94
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    I fear Ed Minibland will also never be forgotten. The horror sticks in the mind.

  95. 95
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    No. He’s just trying to avoid displaying the hairy palms.

  96. 96
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    It’s the ‘Fergies nose’ shade – like erotic red but somewhat more intense and luminous.

  97. 97
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    No, Cosby has other concerns, like taking on an Australian politico in court – despite a very weak case – when the politico is backed by unlimited party funds.

  98. 98
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    Even the Chechens would not be brave enough to go to Scotland.

  99. 99
    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    Trying to get to Piccadilly Circus Owen?

  100. 100
    geordieboy says:

    How many MAN U so called supporters have been to a MAN U match?

  101. 101
    Matilda says:

    Well why don’t you invoke one of your royal privileges and chuck them all out and let’s have another go.

  102. 102
    Anonymous says:

    “Don’t you think she does a lovely job on my nails”

  103. 103
    Casual Observer says:

    Great idea. Why don’t all gays put a pink lipstick mark on their foreheads. No need to go cottaging then, they could just commune with each other wherever they are.

  104. 104
    Curly says:

    … and the one with cannibalistic tendencies.

  105. 105
    Jock Strapp says:

    Independence for Scotland NOW!!

  106. 106
    Amanda Chip Off the Old Block says:

    Yep, and she got an invite to my Gran’s send off bash.

  107. 107
    Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

    Thousands of them. You can hear the Surrey accents from miles away.

  108. 108
    genghiz the kahn says:

    If the Nevilles play for England so can I.

  109. 109
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Two overbearing, obnoxious scottish twats.

  110. 110
    Anonymous says:

    Which do you prefer Alex? The flamingo pink or the hot salsa?

  111. 111
    Bubbles says:

    “Sell out to the yanks and get into a lot of debt. Genius!”

  112. 112
    Wattak Hunt says:

    “and then I fell off the rocking horse. This way”

  113. 113
    Jimmy says:

    Yes good point. What a loser.

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    Pundit Too says:

    This picture should be the subject of a caption competition.
    Mine is ” now watch me carefully, this is how I swerve to avoid dangerous situations. Are you listening?
    I also hear on the Houston social page that Gordon Brown is to make a stage appearance with Beyonce. This could be the death knell of her career – has anyone warned her or her husband?

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    Pundit Too says:

    I thought Ferguson was intelligent. So did he really support Labour or is this all spin?
    He fell out and would not speak to the BBC for 7 years so it could be untrue.

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    Pundit too too says:

    Crikey, we are desperately in need of at least a Mark 10.
    Boring is what you do as a Mark 8.

  117. 117
    Jim says:

    Och aye the noo.

  118. 118
    Lord Sasserides says:

    Ferguson has been red Labour since his time on the Clydeside shipyards. He is a Marxist, Champagne Socialist.

  119. 119
    Rewind1616 says:

    ‘See that, hand of Gord’


  120. 120
    Rewind1616 says:

    My eyes don’t work, is that my hand?

  121. 121
    Augusto Pinochet says:

    Another curse of Jonah joke, hilarious!

  122. 122
    They hate her because she won says:

    But not good enough to make a success of a Scottish team.

  123. 123
    Anonymous says:

    To be honest these ‘Curse of Jonah’ jokes are wearing a bit thin, there’s never going to be as funny a Jonah moment as when his baby died. I wish I had known what the **** would do to the country then – didn’t really fully understand the apocalypse he would initiate as PM, thought it was amusing when the baby conked it then, but I wish now, knowing what we all know, I could go back to that day and REALLY savour it.

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