May 8th, 2013

Celeb/Tory Reinstated


62 Comments

  1. 1
    hilarychapman says:

    But is she staying? I don’t think so.

  2. 2
    ed millibanderer says:

    nadines got her whip back,super, here i am mistress nadine

  3. 3
  4. 4
    Pundit too too says:

    Well we need more MP’s with characters and radical ideas in the Tory party as some of the older ones seem to be losing it.

  5. 5
    Owin Jones says:

    She’s back…

    Yes,she brought it with

  6. 6
    Ed Balls super fan says:

    She should join Ukip and tell Dave and his toffs to stuff it.

  7. 7
    Lucifer12345 says:

    Suddenly, after being out in the cold, the world is her oyster! Such is the power of UKIPhobia

  8. 8
    Pundit Too says:

    Listening to Millibandwagon constantly on about the Queen’s speech today on radio 4 showed that not only is he and his party out of step with the British public, but the BBC is hopelessly out of step, and goosemarching to the wrong song.

  9. 9
    Weybridgeman says:

    Yippee!

  10. 10
    Got a badger for a head says:

    Bunch of cowards at CCHQ although…

    Be great if she ran off to UKIP. Any party with her and Neil Hamilton on board will definitely be a winner at a general election.

    Erm.

  11. 11
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Nadine Dorries, soon to be starring in I’m A Publicity Hound, Get Me Airtime Somewhere (Anywhere!) once again?

  12. 12
    Wyle Cop says:

    UKIP needs her like a hole in the head.

    She’d fall out with Nige in 5 minutes flat and she’s only interested in celebrity and self-promotion, anyway. UKIP has already had one self-promoting twerp which ended in disaster – Kilroy-Silk – it doesn’t need another one.

    Dorries is right at home where she is.

  13. 13
    UKIP Bore says:

    Traitor. Scum!

  14. 14
    The Public says:

    Does it make a difference to anything?

  15. 15
    ... says:

    Yeah, I like old droopy drawers , I remember when she was on that council house of commons tv show and she basically noshed off that you drugged up mixed race boy. I mean it was defo a n0ncing thing, he was only about 15 but she slurped up his throbbing caramac log, right down her greedy turkey neck.

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    gerrymandering cow …

  17. 17
    Bugger me says:

    Good! Nice tits!

  18. 18
    Wodrundotcom says:

    Nadine is a prime MILF!

  19. 19
    Anonymous says:

    They have got another self promoting twerp in Nigel, why does he gurn at the camera all the time ?

  20. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Labour are reaally looking hopeless, they are a bunch of amateurs.

  21. 21
    yvemaria says:

    Makes ME Wonder what she had to do to get back in the Commons, S’pose if your Game for a Laugh that would make all the Difference……Hope whoever Put her Name forward didn’t have to pay too Much.???????????????

  22. 22
    Type faster says:

    Spectator have this as an “exclusive” posted at 17:02

  23. 23
    Ed Balls super fan says:

    Lord Ashcroft had a word.

  24. 24
    Eeyore says:

    Yep, the only MP that has me slavering: can’t take my eyes off her.

    Mind you, with Yvette Cooper, Harperson, the Eagle sisters and that strange little field-vole from LibDemLand (Sarah Teather?), the competition is hardly intense.

  25. 25
    erm says:

    because he is on pills?

  26. 26
    SFG says:

    Inside the Tent Pissing out
    far better than
    Outside Pissing In

  27. 27
  28. 28
    A FINE PAIR OF LUNGS AND I HAVE EVIDENCE TO PROVE IT! says:

    Yawn. Oh what a shame she has been dumped by Arscroft for a foursome with some labour boys. T hee!

  29. 29
    Bullingdon Bully says:

    the c’unt needs all the tory bastards he can get

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

  31. 31
    Blodwen says:

    Couldn’t agree more. All radio labour 2 was playing in its news was the Westminster village idiot’s brain dead thoughts. Barely mentioned any of the policy announcements.

  32. 32
    Zeitgeist in Strawberry Hill (and 1st class passenger!) says:

    That would be five. I bet they couldn’t resist but what is wrong with strictly whipping those of the same gender like they normally do? Also what is her position on Europe? Is she locked in a headgrip?

  33. 33
    Zeitgeist in Strawberry Hill (and 1st class passenger!) says:

    Sorry to disappoint Weybridgeman but she has been told to keep her assets below the parapet this time.

  34. 34
    M102 says:

    Link?

  35. 35
    The Last Quango in Paris says:

    Good. Removing the whip and then keeping it for so long ha made the Tory whips / leaders look like a bunch of miserable, grudge bearing old men. The Conservative party whether they like it or not, needs people like Nadine. Hard working, honest and from a real background – instead of trying to appease this petty element.
    Nadine has conducted herself brilliantly throughout this matter – I hope she goes far.

  36. 36
    lojolondon says:

    Interesting timing, innit? UKIP are really keen to get a seat, they have 23% of the national vote, perhaps the lovely Dorries could be the first UKIP MP? We all know that her instincts are far more Conservative than Cast-Iron Daves’ are…..

  37. 37
    bald old git says:

    You sound surprised …

  38. 38
    David Cameron Is A Cunt says:

    Clearly the Cameroon fools have only restored the Whip to Nadine because otherwise she’d have joined UKIP. But whatever the reason it’s good she’s back in the fold.

    Now all I need is a date with her………….

    I would!

  39. 39
    Glyn H says:

    Surely UKIP needs serious and competent folk as MP’s. This troughing clown is the last thing Farage needs!

  40. 40
    Glyn H says:

    Hard working, honest?? You must be from M Hollande’s fantasy land!

  41. 41
    regie maudling says:

    jeffry (sp?) archer next?

  42. 42
    Jack Ketch says:

    Can we assume that you work for the Labour Party? Or Lib-Dems as they don’t like women very much over there.

  43. 43
    Jack Ketch says:

    What about Penny Mordant? If she lost 30 kilos or so she would be magnificent.

  44. 44
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Is Nadine one of those who are famous for being famous, a self publicist?

  45. 45
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Me thinks it’s all “Panic Stations” aboard the HMS soon to be submerged empty vessel of the Conservative party.

    n.b. When all they have left at the bottom of the barrel are desperate smears and cobbled together lies that soon peter out – they really are finished?

    [Not a swear word in sight eh]

  46. 46
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Perhaps he’s taking the pee out of the likes of political trolls like you Blue Anony?

    BTW – That destruction of you the other day was quite, quite brilliant wasn’t it you driveling pitiful troll?

  47. 47
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Mo00ded again!! – I was m00ded on the Dugher previous blog too tonight – am I saying to much that is too close to the bone – ‘cos I ain’t arf said lots of stuff which has got thru recently?

  48. 48
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Surely you mean Armatures – with Windings and wind ups etc bit like their counterparts the tory party?

  49. 49
    Hope says:

    Go,girl. Tell them as it is and do not give up on your views. Just make sure you are whiter than white with your expenses and what family members you employ at taxpayers’ expense. The latter cheeses people off.

  50. 50
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Why did the plod raid Ashley Motes gaff recently – has he been telling too many truths and who’s [I suggest a collective of the EU and Tory / Labour / Libdems) really afraid of him?

  51. 51
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Why do the likes of the media ch4 tonight give “any “AIR TIME”” to the like of evil bastard Al ky Campbell.

    btw Fergison weren’t arf lucky to ‘get away’ with that prossy story in Suoth Frica some years ago what – Labour loving dupe that he has been for all of his political knowledge?

  52. 52
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Cameron is obviously scraping the bottom of the barrel then?

  53. 53
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Soory Dave Cameron – but it is becoming patently obvious that you are excess to requirement / not fit for Common Purpose and a bleedin general inconvenient joke – Please do go fourth and multiply?

  54. 54
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Ref: Dave / Chukka spat blog. Box 1 comment 130.

    The fools, actors and degenerate low-lifes in the house ‘continue their charades and games’ – they are all pathetic?

  55. 55
    I'm off now says:

    Their main focus was on the alleged retirement of a man from Scotland. Much more important in the scheme of things.

  56. 56
    I'm off now says:

    Did Wayne take tips from him?

  57. 57
    I'm off now says:

    The word is ‘surplus’ not ‘excess’ (which usually only refers to baggage or Prescott’s pie count).

  58. 58
    McMental says:

    I’m sure I’ve seen her cameo as a nympho milf on redtube. She gets it on with her best friend’s husband. Truly filthy.

  59. 59
    McMental says:

    Believe me, it can be arranged for the small price of 2 bottles of Bolly – there is a precedent.

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    The Tories are now in disaray, if they lurch right then the Libs will undermine them and break the coalition but if they carry on as they are then they don’t have a prayer in 2015 Whatever you may think of Ferage he has done Cameron up like a kipper. A Kipper done up by a UKIPPER, Cameron with his arrogant sneering and fruitcake jibes has now been made to look a laughing stock and whats more ANY promises he makes or laws for after 2015 will be seen for what they are simply an electioneering ploy. NO ONE BELIEVES A WORD HE UTTERS and that is his acilles heel, he has blown it big time.
    After the local election results. Lawsons intervention and todays useless Queens speech in which all kinds of phony promises on immigration were made that we all know will not be fullfilled if I was a Tory or Libdem MP right now I would be planning my future after 2015. All of them now realise that the very best they can hope for is a decade or two in opposition if they are lucky, However a large swathe of them will become unemployed so over the next couple of years they need to do some serious sucking up to those who may see fit to employ them. Pontificating about what needs to be done in order to win in 2015 is pie in the sky. Gay marrige, the EU, Immigration, the bedroom tax and the economy have already destroyed any glimmer of a victory that may have existed. Its time to wake up and smell the coffee. Political defeat is stareing them in the face.The electorate will all be watching the major influx of immigrants from Rumania and Bulgaria collecting their family allowance, disability benefits, housing benefits, jobseekers allowances not to mention their free acess to the overloaded NHS and free education after contributing absolutly nothing. Meanwhile their family allowance and other benefits are cut and Granny is forced to sell her home to pay for care after a lifetimes contributions to the states coffers. You couldn’t make it up. Remember UKIP do not have to win a single seat to scupper the tories thanks to the bulls^^^ from Cameron http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcbOfIHM_D0

  61. 61
    "It was cousin Jimmy not me" Lord McAlpine nearly said says:

    Only because she was going to defect to UKIP if they didn’t give her the whip back. Deperate Dave!

  62. 62
    simmo70 says:

    PETITION STARTS TODAY – NICHOLSON THE MAN THAT REFUSES TO GO
    The man in charge of our National Health Service has been found totally lacking in his ability to manage it with any semblance of credibility .Over a THOUSAND DEATHS caused by his lack of COMPASSION & PATIENT COMMITMNENT in One Hospital – Stafford .Thatcher brought him in to close all the mental hospitals and implement Ken Clarkes ‘Care in the Community’ in 1990 which caused suicides galore and since then he has run the NHS on Profitability Grounds rather than any Patient Care and Respect .We the British Public owe it to the Victims of all Patients that have suffered under his Callous Regime .Ask yourself before you sign the Petition “Why hasn’t he been sacked” because he knows too much and he would take too many others with him .Please Make A Stand Against Our Ever Eroding Rights As Members of the British Public http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/49715


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