May 7th, 2013

Boris on a Horse


  1. 1
    Nigel the horse says:

    the shame

  2. 2
    RBK&C says:

    The Horse is called Victoria Borwick, because it is a red head, goes like the clappers and cant be trusted

  3. 3
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “Go right to the source, and ask the horse–
    He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse…”

    Boris with his top political advisor, possibly?
    But which end is it coming out of?

  4. 4
    Norfolk's Finest says:

    Not a very practical mode of transport, despite back ground appearances…

  5. 5
    Wonderfulforhisage says:

    Wot? No hi-viz?

  6. 6
    ar ain't never seen a horse in all ma life! says:

    Me legs fit nice though!

  7. 7
    Bareback Rider says:

    Better bareback! – more feeling!

  8. 8
    useful idiot says:

    someone UKIP can do business with.


  9. 9
    #bellend says:

  10. 10
    Ken Lyingscum says:

    I always though Boris was a bit of a cowboy!

  11. 11
    Maurice Minor says:

    Whats got four legs and a C*NT on it’s back?

  12. 12
    Maurice Minor says:

  13. 13
    Findus says:

    Is it a Romanian horse?

  14. 14
    Boris says:

    Join me in supporting Dave’s fifth column.


    Once more into the breeches, boy.

  15. 15
    Moby Dick says:

    Its a John Wayne fail

  16. 16
    Airey Belvoir says:

    A cycling helmet on horseback? Poor form, Boris!

  17. 17
    Ex Labour Voter says:

    This ones better but your right utter bellend.

  18. 18
    David Miliband says:

    I think he needs to put aside the rhetoric haha

  19. 19
    S.B.S. says:

    Not the first time he has ridden an old nag !

  20. 20
    BBBJ says:

    BJ stands for more than just BoJo!

  21. 21
    A Voter says:

    Is that Mr Hague in the baseball cap?

  22. 22
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Can’t tell from here – is it a mare or has Boris changed horses?

  23. 23
    Truth said says:

    Another Clown or is that Fruitcake ?

  24. 24
    Village Idiot says:

    I hope Boris doesn’t get “tossed off”……

  25. 25
    Truth said says:

    Boris Johnson, do I get a prize, a copy of Camerons resignation letter would do !

  26. 26
    Ann Onnybint says:

    Name that stallion…..

  27. 27
    Dr Fox says:

    He’s after me!

  28. 28
    Pearl neclesse says:

    Is it those shappel sister things ( conjoined twins).

  29. 29
    Are You a Fucking Horse? says:

  30. 30
  31. 31
    No such thing as society says:

    I love the pictures of special needs children out riding on horses with their little flid helmets on their oversized mong heads.

  32. 32
    Vote Conservative for uncontrolled immigration. says:

    Its a Romanian drive thru McDonalds

  33. 33
    2 guys in a golf cart says:

    Whip that nag

  34. 34
    Vote Conservative for uncontrolled immigration. says:

    Its a Eton Fcukin Mess you raspberry fool.

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    Boris always gives the fillies a good ride!

  36. 36
    Jez says:

    The horse looks really pissed off.

  37. 37
    It's the floor that kills, not the fall says:

    Neigh lad.

  38. 38
    It's the floor that kills, not the fall says:

  39. 39
    ploddite says:

    What do you call a horse with a c&*t half way up its back?

    no this one is not for you officer. ;-)

  40. 40
    Ed Balls says:

    I suppose its better than ‘up’ the horse, but one never knows with these highly sexed Tories.

  41. 41
    Ed Balls missus says:

    Fantastic acceleration for only one horsepower but Boris is still having problems with his emissions.

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