May 7th, 2013

Boris on a Horse

Yeah, why not.

Via Tom Cheal



  1. 1
    Nigel the horse says:

    the shame

  2. 2
    RBK&C says:

    The Horse is called Victoria Borwick, because it is a red head, goes like the clappers and cant be trusted

  3. 3
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “Go right to the source, and ask the horse–
    He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse…”

    Boris with his top political advisor, possibly?
    But which end is it coming out of?

  4. 4
    Norfolk's Finest says:

    Not a very practical mode of transport, despite back ground appearances…

  5. 5
    Wonderfulforhisage says:

    Wot? No hi-viz?

  6. 6
    ar ain't never seen a horse in all ma life! says:

    Me legs fit nice though!

  7. 7
    Bareback Rider says:

    Better bareback! – more feeling!

  8. 8
    useful idiot says:

    someone UKIP can do business with.


  9. 11
    Maurice Minor says:

    Whats got four legs and a C*NT on it’s back?

  10. 13
    Findus says:

    Is it a Romanian horse?

    • 32
      Vote Conservative for uncontrolled immigration. says:

      Its a Romanian drive thru McDonalds

  11. 14
    Boris says:

    Join me in supporting Dave’s fifth column.


    Once more into the breeches, boy.

  12. 15
    Moby Dick says:

    Its a John Wayne fail

  13. 16
    Airey Belvoir says:

    A cycling helmet on horseback? Poor form, Boris!

  14. 19
    S.B.S. says:

    Not the first time he has ridden an old nag !

  15. 21
    A Voter says:

    Is that Mr Hague in the baseball cap?

  16. 22
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Can’t tell from here – is it a mare or has Boris changed horses?

  17. 23
    Truth said says:

    Another Clown or is that Fruitcake ?

    • 34
      Vote Conservative for uncontrolled immigration. says:

      Its a Eton Fcukin Mess you raspberry fool.

  18. 26
    Ann Onnybint says:

    Name that stallion…..

  19. 27
    Dr Fox says:

    He’s after me!

  20. 29
    Are You a Fucking Horse? says:

  21. 30
  22. 31
    No such thing as society says:

    I love the pictures of special needs children out riding on horses with their little flid helmets on their oversized mong heads.

  23. 33
    2 guys in a golf cart says:

    Whip that nag

  24. 35
    Anonymous says:

    Boris always gives the fillies a good ride!

  25. 36
    Jez says:

    The horse looks really pissed off.

  26. 39
    ploddite says:

    What do you call a horse with a c&*t half way up its back?

    no this one is not for you officer. ;-)

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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