Pick up your 60p Sun this morning for all the latest on rape arrest Tory MP Nigel Evans. In Guido’s column:

• why Tom Watson will be furious about Thursday
• why even Nigel Farage was not all smiles
• Rennard’s helping hands on the campaign trail
• Osborne is blocking Nadine Dorries’ return
• Jo Johnson’s awkward first SpAd meeting
• why Craig “Partridge” Oliver’s colleagues say he’s no Coulson
• Boris and the gangsters
• Labour MP’s unfortunate Stuart Hall photo
• Tory candidate’s embarrassing front page past
• Karaoke banned in parliament
• why the ‘Faragasm’ wasn’t the only explosion in Westminster this week

And how Adam Afriyie tried to gag the press after remortgaging his £4 million mansion. Politics for the people…