May 3rd, 2013

David Miliband Back in South Shields


  1. 1
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    I’m sure it wasn’t that funny

  2. 2

    Has someone asked him how he feels only being 6% better than Gordon Brown of 2009

  3. 3
    Quis custodiet says:

    The David / Ed thing cracks me up every time, but this one especially

  4. 4
    Cassandra says:

    If that pair of plonkers stay on that deck they are going to get soaked and end up smelling of fish.

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    retardEd Miliband says:

    I am a theriouth politithian.

    Oh yeth.

  6. 6
    fogg on the tyne says:

    is that view from the departing ferry?

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    Lord Stansted says:

    It’s a save Labour seat and she was the best candidate they could find?

  8. 8
    Ron Barras says:

    They look like Mormons.

    I’m worried the split Tory-UKIP vote will now let this plonker become PM.

  9. 9
    The Donkey with the red Rosette Wins says:

    One happy lady who has just got a job for life. As long as there are postal votes.

  10. 10
    Steve Miliband says:

    Thea Thick Ed

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  12. 12
    Gonk III says:

    Apolitical powerful state broadcasting division, desperately worried about the rise of naturally patriotic British political party. ‘We’re fucking worried’ says Director general.

  13. 13
    Normal moniker verboten says:

    The best view in South Shields: the sign that says, “A194(M) SOUTH”

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    Rotten Sprouts says:

    Considering how the landscape has been changed by windmills recently, the greens seem to be also rans.

  15. 15
    any old crap says:

    I see the new MP is a typical Liebour clone, you get what you vote for and South Shields certainly did.

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

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  17. 17
    Leveson's Parrot says:

    Morons surely.

  18. 18
    The Panto Dame Party says:

    Simon Hughes seems to be the new face of the Liberal party.

  19. 19
    Emma Lewell-Buck says:

    I am getting a taste for Gordon Brown’s fizzy pop

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha



  20. 20
    Centre Parting says:

    You can already hear her asking silly questions at PMQ’s in that awful voice.

    Mind you, I don’t know how the Commons functions without subtitles.

  21. 21
    Emma lewell-buck - robotic soundbite machine says:

    “We har gownar bee a wun nashion layber purrty thart is against the Tory-led coe-ar-lition coots of the predator sew-sci-eti. Oor barnker’s tarx will purt food on thar teebles of the poowerest hurdwerkin’farmerlies in sew-sci-eti. And oor mhansion tarx will provide homes for british werkers and not fat cat barnkers bown-arses, like.”

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    If these people are that dangerous where was the escort? which is cheaper 10k or 4 coppers says:

  23. 23
    Manana Banana says:

    Is David Miliband the one with the dodgy nose or the one with the dodgy cock?

  24. 24
    Morgan's Organ says:

    STOP PRESS Ken Clarke appointed UKIP’S new Head of Recruitment

  25. 25
    .not a chance says:

    The new industry will be queuing up to relocate to the constituency what with that dynamic new MP in place

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    South Shields thickos. Labour fuck up the country, away the lads we’ll have some more of that.
    Don’t the South Shields realise that voting labour lost them jobs. Idiots.

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    LibDems crash and Labour unable to make breakthrough in Midlands and South says:

    Seems that all three main parties are in denial…..28% of the share of the vote for UKip is just a small blip and the electorate will vote differently in 2015(subtext…the electorate is effing thick and if they are stupid enough to think this will make any difference then that’s their misguided view…..this vote will change nothing)

    Simon Hughes turns on BBC this morning during their local elections special for “bigging up” impact UKip vote especially on LibDems…..the BBC needs to report the facts(that’ll be a first Simon !!)and tells Farage to stop using figure of 29 Million Rumanian and Bulgarians eligible to come to UK in 2014 when the ambassadors have said that it will be only 5000 and 15000 respectively just like the 70,000 Poles that became 700,000. The Tory tells Farage to stop using immoderate language. The Labour woamn goes on about Agricultural Workes Act and the fact that Coalition needs to stop NON-EU workers taking these jobs and fails totally to address the concerns demonstarted by the Lincolnshire results THEY are ALL seriously worried despite the spin

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    Lucifer12345 says:

    South Shields got what they deserve! They could have had Mr Monkey – instead they’ve got a champagne socialist.

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    Maqb­oul says:

    Fop on the Tyne.

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    Nigel Farage says:

    Owen Jones

  31. 31
    Herman van Pumpboy says:

    UKIP are taking voters from all of the three main parties nationwide, not just the Tories. The reason why is easy to see, the big three have abandoned their constituents and become mere messenger boys for others.

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    Owen Jones says:

    The support for UKIP has gone up since we stopped transatlantic supersonic flight. Coincidence?

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    Steve Miliband says:

    Wonder what share of the vote the unmentionable party gets? Bet it’s greatly reduced.

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    Another social worker! and a face like a box of frogs too boot.As someone said earlier a job for life who will make absolutely no impression on the political life of this country.I am afraid that the vast majority of voters in the North East have had their brain cells tampered with.

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    renaldo says:

    what we must not do, at all costs, is focus on the appalling tory loses and the crap policies introduced by Camera-man that are undervaluing the spirit and talent of the population and of course ripping them off financially. We must avoid the inhuman stain of IDS and Grayling and May in their quest to make the uk a third world nation (it already is). the stench of Grunt Shipps and Pickles are to be ignored. yes, look elsewhere for the accountability and let’s all pretend this is heaven.

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    V1le, vicious Labour ruined my Country says:

    The donkey was voted in which is normal in Northern Labour welfare sponging areas. Labour the party of the welfare/charity sponger will continue to do well in the loser areas.

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    Shyster Corporations living off the taxpayer teat says:

    It’s not just the massively wasteful and useless windmills. The real cost of chasing ‘green’ utopia, will be real mass povert and real social unrest.

    The ‘cretins’ still don’t get it yet though.

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    They are too thick to understand put a Labour rosette on a monkey and you get Emma watshername,

  39. 39

    Dont you mean its arse?

  40. 40
    Caption Competition says:

    “Wallace and Gromit arrive on the Titanic”

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    New Kips on the block says:

    I’m worried the split Labour-UKIP vote will let Dave Cameron stay in power.

  42. 42
    Wyle Cop says:

    Excellent. +104.

  43. 43
    nellnewman says:

    According to the BBC this morning labour are having a great election and increasing their voting percentage everywhere.

  44. 44
    Steve Miliband says:

    One Noshing Party by the looks of it

  45. 45
    Pin the rosette on the donkey says:

    Mickey-Mouse degree from a poly. And she’s a social worker – you really couldn’t make it up.

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    don't give a shit about UKRAP, LiBore or the Limp Dumbs (Lost Deposit party) says:

    New STOP PRESS – Joseph Goebbels’s body exhumed for UKRAP photo opportunity, after stunning local election victory.

    New UKRAP party slogan: “How fortunate for leaders that men do not think.”

  47. 47
    The Receptionist says:

    The doctor will see you now.

  48. 48
    Wyle Cop says:

    She claimed she was “ecstatic” at her victory; the thought of that tub of lard in the throes of ecstasy actually makes me wretch.

    Still – a job for life, on £65k per annum plus generous exes, 6 months’ holiday, a gold plated pension, ninny-nannying the people to your heart’s content… you bet she’s ecstatic.

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    Lord Stansted says:

    Don’t forget about the many extra pylons, planted over over the countyside, that are required to bring to the Grid the odd one or two Watts generated by these windmills.

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    Smearservative and EUnionist Party says:

    Awww diddums, did the Fauxservative nonce party get beasted yesterday? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha …….

  51. 51
    Raving Loon says:

    And Ed Milliband has just made 18 hole in ones on the golf course.

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    CarryHole is a vile Hunt says:

    Does that ferry look like it’s tipping over to the side the monkey with the rosette is standing on.

  53. 53
    Ed Moribund says:

    The dog on the Tyne is all mine,all mine. The dog on the Tyne is all mine.

  54. 54
    Lord Stansted says:

    Long may the three main parties remain in denial, ‘cos they are sure going to get one hell of a shock.

  55. 55
    Smearservative and EUnionist Party says:

    The poor will always stay poor, so long as they vote for the LabLibCon, who don’t give a shit about this country or it’s people.

  56. 56
    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    They shouldn’t complain about people stereotyping them when they fulfill the stereotypes to the letter.

  57. 57
    Kim Jong-un says:

    Watch it! I do the jokes round here.

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    don't give a shit about UKRAP, LiBore or the Limp Dumbs (Lost Deposit party) says:

    Yeah – we’ve always done so well with the the mouth breathers and whippet breeders oop narth – it was such a shock. Still, it’s good to see the Narthern voters using some of their Bennies to egt off their BrightHouse couch to vote for more Bennies, or just crayoning their X for chain smoking clowns.

    How’s that education fund going for Nige? – nice tax free earner in Jersey?

    By the way…. how many MP’s do UKRAP have?

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    Popeye says:

    Heard her on TV this morning, needed a translator.

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    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    This campaign is probably the first time she’s been within 100 miles of South Shields. Without Googling her, I’d say she’s almost certainly from somewhere in London (Camden, Lambeth, etc) and thinks a trip outside the M25 counts a trip ‘abroad’.

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    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    Whewre’s an iceberg when you need one?

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    don't give a shit about UKRAP, LiBore or the Limp Dumbs (Lost Deposit party) says:

    But Krash Bandicoot will always be the sleazy ex-banker with an offshore trust fund that he doesn’t like to talk about and a very good gift of the gab.

    Today… South Shields, almost. Tomorrow, Anschluss with dissafected Tories – this time next year, we’ll all be millionaires!!…. erm no, sorry, that should have read, this time next year the Sudetenland!… erm no, that’s not right either…. Ah, here it is Nige, in your notes …“The art of leadership. . . consists in consolidating the attention of the people against a single adversary and taking care that nothing will split up that attention. . . .”

  63. 63
    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    The president of North Korea only shoots 3 or 4 holes in one per round. Or was that his father? Anyway, what’s a socialist doing playing such a socially exclusive sport?

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    don't give a shit about UKRAP, LiBore or the Limp Dumbs (Lost Deposit party) says:

    You’re just saying that because it’ll cheer me up.

    Thanks for trying.

  65. 65
    RetardEd Militwat, PM in waiting, flat hat wearing, wippet owner yesterday and today until 12:00 says:

    Nithe wun!! (Nathion)

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    They live in a vowel stretching timewarp, circa 1977 says:

    The mongs that voted her in would clap and cheer a fucking lamppost with a red rosette on and a sign saying “More Bennies for lazy çun†ß!”

  67. 67
    Buns says:

    Yer woman reffing the snooker has a nice arse

  68. 68
    They live in a vowel stretching timewarp, circa 1977 says:

    With her girth, she wants to try ExLaxic.

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    I heard her on R4 this morning, and im afraid she sounded really thick ! did they really have nobody better than her ?

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    Wouldnt that be great ? the ukip types will hate it !

  71. 71
    Anonymous says:

    Yes, with that accent they will be giving her questions to ask all the time, to show how “real” Labour are !

  72. 72
    Anonymous says:

    Put a ukip rosette on the local weirdo and other weirdos will vote for them!

  73. 73
    Hmm hmm hmm hm hm hmmmmmmmm says:

    …as renaldo replaces his tin foil hat and leaves, humming “Land of Hope and Glory” under his breath, and secretly picturing the PM being arrested and shot while he, ronaldo, gets to live in his house, while serving under the greatest politician since Sir Anthony Backbench-Dull MP, Reichsfuehrer Adolfus SchicklBandicoot.

  74. 74

    Saw her on Sky & had inadvertently left the set on the wide screen setting. Couldn’t understand why a large snail in a blue shell had been elected MP. This woman(?) has no chin whatsoever & speaks no recognisable language. Politics is truly showbiz for ugly people.

  75. 75
    Meanwhile says:

    Talk about lipstick on a pig…………..l

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    Rhonddapurple says:

    Judging by her impenetrable accent, she’s never been more than 25 miles FROM South Shields. I suspect that she might be the first in her family for ten thousand generations to have gone to university too.

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    MB. says:

    I suspect they have been wanting to upgrade the grid for years but knew they would have difficulty getting planning permission but now they can just claim it is for wind power stations and they either get planning permission or central government overrule local authorities – they are ‘power stations’ not ‘farms’ even if not very productive or reliable ones.

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    Trappist Drunk of Useless Loop says:

    hadnt seen this fuckwit bint b4 … whatever you do don’t look her up on google images ….. projectile emesis !!!

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    Vote Conservative for uncontrolled immigration. says:

    From Radio 4 this morning.

    “i don’t think people are voting because of immigration and Europe, they just want to protest”.

    Hahaha haaaaaa hahaha ohhhhh haaaahahahahaaaaaaaa no stop it, haaaaaaa hahahaaaaaaahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaa stop its hurting now ohhh ohhhhhhhh haaaaaahaaahahahaa!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  80. 80
    Vote Conservative for uncontrolled immigration. says:

    Better not split the ukip vote then.

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    Mr Tickle says:

    You can’t see what Milipede is doing with his left hand.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Reminds me of home (or “yam”).

    Thank God I moved south.

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    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    I made my comment without having heard her. I later found out that she has a degree in politics and media studies and another degree in social work (good to see that she’s done something useful with her life), and that she’s actually from South Shields or somewhere near, which makes a change from Labour parachuting in candidates from London to the north of England.

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    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    Shame she isn’t playing. Then we might get to see her stretching across the table a bit more often.

  85. 85
    Anonymous says:

    Just as long as they repeat the words:

    I’m not racist, but…

  86. 86
    Anonymous says:

    A truly nasty thing to say – but your mum must love you?

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