May 1st, 2013

Petition For a Woman on the Fiver: Vote Maggie!

As we go to pixel, 14,320 people have signed the petition to the Bank of England to keep a woman on English banknotes. The signatories argue that, other than the Queen, it is important we have another woman represented:

“not only have numerous women emerged as leading figures in their fields, they have done so against the historic odds stacked against them which denied women a public voice and relegated them to the private sphere – making their emergence into public life all the more impressive and worthy of celebration.”

Always one to back the feminist cause, Guido agrees. Their suggestions of Mary Wollstonecraft or Mary Seacole are admirable, but Guido has a much better idea:

The first female party leader, first female First Lord of the Treasury, first female Prime Minister and first female to be awarded full membership of the Carlton Club.  Sign here for Maggie


  1. 1
    Polly Pot says:

    I have literally shat myself with rage!

  2. 2
    gashead says:

    Surely she should be on the £20 note in honour of those kindly policemen who waved them at striking miners? Would also act as a greater disincentive to use “Maggies” as toilet paper.

  3. 3
    East India Company Wallah says:

    But what about Jack Dromey?

  4. 4
    Expat Geordie says:

    We could have you on the back of the Fiver then Polly. But, of course, you would have to be dead first.

  5. 5
    Polly 'batshit crazy' Toynbee says:

    Benefits should only be paid in £5 notes.

  6. 6
    Expat Geordie says:

    Would they accept them in Workingmen’s Clubs?

  7. 7
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Pay all leftists with these notes and watch them squirm.

  8. 8
    Phil says:

    Started to sign it but stopped when I saw I was recommending Seacole.
    Maggie does not figure in the Letter – If it did I would vote.

  9. 9
    John Wellington Wells says:

    Can’t we have Lady Godiva on it?

  10. 10
    John Wellington Wells says:

    And when they’d accrued enough they spent them on new Scargills (or cars as they are more conventionally known).

    “You have met the Met”!

  11. 11
    An exchange trader says:

    Surely Thatcher’s visage on banknotes would devalue our currency.

  12. 12
    Shooty* says:

    This is an awesome idea. It may be exactly what we need to prompt Liverpool into voting for independance, a la Scotland.

  13. 13

    What about an issue of two £5 notes simultaneously.

    The Blessed Margaret for the right.

    Jimmy Savile for the left.

  14. 14
    RJD says:

    Problem with the £50.00 note which would have been my preference is that it is red. So a £20.00 it has to be. A fiver is far too nigardly.

  15. 15
    Parasite says:

    Might as well reissue the £5 currency unit as a coin, considering it’s worth piss all

  16. 16
  17. 17
    Parasite says:

    You have committed a hate crime

  18. 18


    Remember that ironing board at Downing Street that she insisted on paying out of her own pocket for.

  19. 19
    CarryHole is a vile Hunt says:

    Should they be closed under the trade’s descriptions act?

    Shouldn’t they be called BenefitAddicts Cheap Booze Halls?

  20. 20
    JH329840239840239 says:

    I say yes for the sole reason that it will drive lefties mad.

    They’ve got no right to complain, very few of them actually earn the money they receive anyway – it’s all welfare of various flavours, either directly or in payment for some bullshit public sector wank.

  21. 21
    Maggie says:

  22. 22
    CarryHole is a vile Hunt says:

    Benefit’s should be paid (and thus not taken from the productive) at all

  23. 23
    Kebab Time says:

    Over heard : Only Chavs use £5 notes to do coke, people with class use a £50.

    Nothing do with this thread to be honest tho……

    On Topic : What effect will this have on the levels of poverty in Liverpool, after all they have a habit of burning anything with a picture of Baroness Thatcher on? ;)

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    I’m in favour of putting a picture of Thatcher (in her coffin) on any banknote.

  25. 25
    Labour is off its ED says:

    Silly, thick barsteward!

  26. 26
    Mincer says:

    Good idea Guido. Do you want Maggie appearing topless on your fiver? It would fit in with your warped views of feminism.

  27. 27
    Labour is off its ED says:

    Pity Jackie (five Bellies) Smith couldn’t dip in her pocket for the 87p bath plug she claimed for on expenses.

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    This will only mean we’ll have some arsehole with a red rosette on the 50s when they get in.

  29. 29
    Rat's arse says:

    Good point Billy. : )

  30. 30
    Simon Geraghty says:

    I find it absolutely sickening and abhorrent. I think the vast majority of British people will find this shocking – Polly literally shitting herself with rage is not funny at all, it’s dreadful and I can’t believe she’s done that.

  31. 31
    ... says:

    It means your fivers would smell strongly of piss and vomit and suffer from a slight abandonment complex.

  32. 32
    BarryW says:

    And, often overlooked, the first person with a degree in a science in No10.

  33. 33
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    They should introduce a £100 note with her picture on it. Only rich people or Tories would use them.

  34. 34
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Cockneys will be adding a Maggie to a Pony and a Monkey ;-)

  35. 35
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    More fool her for doing so, Cat, is the way people think today.
    Mind, they would smite her mightily about the head and shoulders for being an expenses grubber, but at least they’d have the confidence in her that she knew what the game was and had elected to play it, instead of engaging in non-participation– how can you trust someone if they won’t play the game!

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  37. 37
    Miliband Must Go says:

    I vote for Samantha Fox. Or Maria Whittaker.

  38. 38
    Judge Dreadful says:

    What is a love crime?

  39. 39
    ... says:

    Ha ha funny! I ain’t chcukled so much since keith Blakelock got his head hacked off, boy did that little fucker scream, you could hear him pleading all across the estate that night.


  40. 40
    Bert Camus says:

    I do not care whose mugshot appears on my Bank Notes .

    What concerns me is what I can actually buy with my Bank Notes or indeed whether I am allowed to get my hands on my Bank Notes.

  41. 41
    Ed Miliband says:

    Actually, people with class drink Virgin Cola, not Coke.

    IO don’t know whether it cotst five pounds or fifty though, I employ little people to do my shopping for me.

  42. 42
    sick of em says:

    David Cameron: “”If you take Jo Johnson – someone who’s got an immense brain, an immense talent, a very successful journalist at the Financial Times, wrote some excellent books before going into politics….”

    so he’s never had a proper job either

    David Cameron, running scared, shitting his pants and desperate to stay in power – a typical out of touch, etonian twat

  43. 43
  44. 44
    Anonymous says:

    That would be significantly more disturbing on many levels other than his “warped feminism”.

  45. 45

    Hi Rats! Great to see you as always!

    Do you ‘spose 8illy has been eyeing the Capo contest winners recently? ;-)

  46. 46
    Robert Maxwell deceased says:

    No wonder the country is in an economic mess if this is the level of debate.

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    FFS, if your shower get in that will be the price of a pint of milk in a few years.

  48. 48
    Polly Pot says:

    I just opened up the page and there was that..that..wicked image of a British dictator ,slave holder, anti-Liberal,Apartheid supporting non-woman staring at me.
    My blood boiled, bile rose and my bowels gave way.

    I never set out to drop one into my frillys just for comic effect.

  49. 49
    Jimmy says:

    Surely Ruth Kelly, as a former employee of the Bank, wold be the most appropriate choice.

  50. 50
    Ed Moribund says:

    These notes are wrong. At a time when something, something is going on, something something else must be done, about something.

    {repeat to fade}

  51. 51
    busie says:

    i think it’s totally wrong for ukip to claim hitler as their hero – hitler has been reserved for the tory party as it continues to kill it’s own people

  52. 52
    The IRA says:

    We’ll use them for target practice.

  53. 53
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  54. 54
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    My sainted late Dad used to have an expression, “That was back when a finif WAS a finif– but nobody HAD a finif.” (And no, he wasn’t a Traveller or a Four-by, he just knew the word–using a minority’s slang didn’t start with Jafaicans.)

  55. 55
    Ed Moribund says:

    Milk is £72.50 a jugs worth, isn’t it? Or is it 5p a yard? I have no idea.
    Anyway, Thatcher stole all the milk.
    When I’m PM I’m going to find out where she hid it all and give it back to the proletariat schools she stole it from.

    I’ll be like the pied piper

    ..sort of

  56. 56
    Diane Abbottosaurus says:


  57. 57

    Is that the best you can come up with?

  58. 58
    colbea says:

    If your country were brilliantly governed and had a world beating economy then one would have to doff the cap. However! Still you do elect these clowns. Surely it is a reflection of your enormous social divide which wastes so much potential talent. The magic circle was greatly threatened by the grammar schools,but that system also excluded the majority of people. Of course it could be much worse,look at Spain and Italy for instance.On the other hand Canada,Australia and New Zealand seem to do rather well without Etonians

  59. 59
    They hate her because she won says:

    It has to be on a £20 not a fiver. All benefit claims should be paid with Maggies currency.

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    Choosing the £5 for this campaign seems rather silly, as it’s already being changed to Churchill.

    The £10 is a no-no, because fuck you if you think Thatcher is more important than Darwin.

    The £20 already has Adam Smith who you like so much, and the £50 is rather too socialist in its redness.

    So clearly the solution is to introduce a new £100, it’s both aspirational and impractical enough to honour the dear departed Iron Lady.

  61. 61
    neitherdeadnoralive says:

    Should there not be a “not” in there; you uneducated prick ?

  62. 62
    ihluglglglg says:

    Eton and the Bullingdon botty-burp boys club for toffee nosed gits. Remember they used to eat like pigs, get pissed as farts, smash up restaurants and bribe the owners to keep quiet about it? Now they are doing the same thing to the country. Some things never change.

  63. 63
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    maggie, maggie, maggie…….

    NO, NO, NO!!!!!!

    She is a historical pygmy!

  64. 64
    One Term Dave says:

    I say you chaps! I’ve just had a jolly spiffing idea. I’ll suggest to people that I might have a referendum before 2015 but not definitely say I will. That should stop UKIP in their tracks. Toodle pip!

  65. 65
    Barry says:

    The feminists seem to have forgotten that there has been a woman featured on British currency for ages, namely Britannia. What more do they want?

  66. 66
    Liblabcon criminals says:

    Will the stupid mad Maggie Thatcher personality cult never end?

    Sorry to break it to you tory party tribalists, but Thatcher only looked good because the opposition where f-ing ten times worse. Kinnockio and Commie Foot? Even Ken Clarke would look good against that shower of shite!

    A real nationalist and patriot would have wiped the floor with Thatcher and her profiteering crony capitalist scum.

  67. 67
    neitherdeadnoralive says:

    There ARE £5 coins; if only you would look !!

  68. 68
    Jim says:

    Why not Harriet Harman?

  69. 69
    neitherdeadnoralive says:

    Why not three ?

  70. 70
    John Wellington Wells says:

    Is there an app to do that?

  71. 71
    Anonymous says:

    I’d be more in favour of having Maggie on a stamp rather than a banknote, although it would present the quandary of not knowing which side to spit on.

  72. 72

    Of course, our assumption has always been that she was using it for the bath but, turned up the other way,…

    *oops, sorry. My dinner is ready. No time to finish it.*

  73. 73
    Jacqueline Dromey says:

  74. 74
    Bogbrush says:

    They want Mary Beard or Mary Riddle or some other ugly as sin feminist gob off.
    I’m voting for top women like Katie Perry or Sam Fox or even Madonna.

  75. 75

    …and how did your wife respond to that?

  76. 76
    Jim says:


  77. 77
    HM Victoria R&I, UK of GB & I, Defensatrix fidei, says:

    We are not amused.
    Just put us on the goddamn thing and have done with it, yeah?

  78. 78

    By comparison, you were honest.

    You only stole £400m… Peanuts.

  79. 79

    She licked Labour more than you could ever lick her.

  80. 80
    Anonymous says:

    And you, sir, devalue language.

  81. 81
    a non says:

    How about a picture of Diane Abb*tt to compliment the amount of black money in circulation

  82. 82
    LEST WE FORGET says:

    Wave goodbye to the FibDems tomorrow…..

  83. 83

    Think i’ll go for a pint in’th Rovers tonight , shouldn’t have any trouble gettin served


  84. 84
    Diane Fatbott says:

    Waaaaaacist !!

  85. 85
    graham smith says:

    She will never be short of coke ever again standing there

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    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    I see this for what is it – A WIND UP!

  87. 87

    Good evening, Sir.

    I trust you have had a good day. Better watch out for their sausage toad though LOL

  88. 88
    Anonymous says:

    You should avoid licking her backside.

  89. 89

    You are several pages too late.

    Chuka’s Watch was earlier.

  90. 90
    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    The ethnic make up of Londistan, our so-called capital, is more likely to get us vote for independence.

  91. 91
    Anonymous says:

    You are sick and evil.

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  93. 93
    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    LOL. But does he have to wind any of them up? Only the riff-raff have to do that.

  94. 94
    Wyle Cop says:

    Brings a whole new meaning to “Betty’s hotpot”.

  95. 95
    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    She looks like ex-Queen Beatrix. In her dotage she probably thought she was an ex-queen – or still a queen.

  96. 96
    PIE says:

    Bit upsetting for children I would have thought.

  97. 97
    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    Them wimmin just don’t stop whinging do they, they go on and on like a nuns undergarments. And it is not their fault at all, oh no, it all us fucking blokes fault always, we have to put up with the earache from them constantly yapping in our lugs, sending us old before our time. Song for you ladies, to your lashing tingue a rest for a couple of moments in my fucking life!

    Thank God for that, think it has worked. Now where was I….

  98. 98
    The EU is in the conservative party's DNA says:

  99. 99
    The EU is in the conservative party's DNA says:

  100. 100

    Brilliant idea.

  101. 101
    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    More ladies, just for an extra couple moments of peace, please,

  102. 102
    Fishy says:

    BBC’s insightful question of the day (to Simon Hughes) 2.31.37

    BBC: You’ve got fewer candidates this time…isn’t it the case you’re not standing candidates in every Liverpool ward – a city that you were in control until two years ago

    Hughes: Errr…there aren’t any elections in Liverpool this year

  103. 103
    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    If Maggie Thatch ever turns up on one of our bank notes, I will finally fuck off from this fucked up hole – someone turn the lights out when I have gone. JEZZUS WEPT!

  104. 104

    Oh! So it’s you…

    *dons thick hat*

  105. 105
    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    Good grief! 100! Tidy, good timing hugh puw bardey mcgrew.

  106. 106

    Mary Seacoal?
    Oh well. A largely illusionary figure for a note becoming of largely illusionary value.

  107. 107
    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    Lisbeth Scott never whinged at me – ee ni minnie minney mo, I pick you…

  108. 108
    Anonymous says:

    Mary Seacole

    Who is she ????????

  109. 109
    Ken says:

    What about Abu Qatada?

  110. 110
    Tachybaptus says:

    Mary Seacole complained about being discriminated against because she was a woman — which she was, as you would expect from mid-19th century medics. But she never complained about being discriminated against because she was black (Abbott, are you reading this?).

    Florence Nightingale, who has already been on a banknote, took to her bed when she returned from the Crimea and never got up again, although she had no discernible illness. Mary Seacole remained functional. Perhaps this makes her more deserving of a banknote than Flo.

    Anyway, my favourite banknote is the old Canadian 10 dollar bill with a loon on it. The loon has now been devalued and appears on the 1 dollar coin. (For Guido’s well informed readers, I hardly need to add that this bird is what in Britain is called a Great Northern Diver.)

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    Page 3 Girls says:

    Surely Guido and all his men would want every time they are changed with note

    “a page 3 girl” eyeing them.

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    Anonymous says:

    It proves that a cock like Peter Hitchens can be very right sometimes.

  113. 113
    Expat Geordie says:

    Atlee I could live with. We’d probably get Brown though – something else he wasn’t elected to.

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    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    More Lisbeth Scott really belting it out, about us welsh brits on our old bother with Romans when they came visiting, AD44, what later English have no idea of,

    But with early difficulties, us welsh eventually got on with the Romans, with their roads and sewage systems,

    JEEZUZ, wifey is right quiet now…

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    Tachybaptus says:

    (Mоddеd – іѕ іt bесаuѕе І ѕаіd ‘blасk’? Dеаr mе, whаt а hаtе сrіmе.)
    Mаrу Sеасоlе соmрlаіnеd аbоut bеіng dіѕсrіmіnаtеd аgаіnѕt bесаuѕе ѕhе wаѕ а wоmаn — whісh ѕhе wаѕ, аѕ уоu wоuld еxресt frоm mіd-19th сеnturу mеdісѕ. But ѕhе nеνеr соmрlаіnеd аbоut bеіng dіѕсrіmіnаtеd аgаіnѕt bесаuѕе ѕhе wаѕ blасk (Аbbоtt, аrе уоu rеаdіng thіѕ?).
    Flоrеnсе Νіghtіngаlе, whо hаѕ аlrеаdу bееn оn а bаnknоtе, tооk tо hеr bеd whеn ѕhе rеturnеd frоm thе Сrіmеа аnd nеνеr gоt uр аgаіn, аlthоugh ѕhе hаd nо dіѕсеrnіblе іllnеѕѕ. Mаrу Sеасоlе rеmаіnеd funсtіоnаl. Реrhарѕ thіѕ mаkеѕ hеr mоrе dеѕеrνіng оf а bаnknоtе thаn Flо.
    Аnуwау, mу fаνоurіtе bаnknоtе іѕ thе оld Саnаdіаn 10 dоllаr bіll wіth а lооn оn іt. Τhе lооn hаѕ nоw bееn dеνаluеd аnd арреаrѕ оn thе 1 dоllаr соіn. (Fоr Guіdо’ѕ wеll іnfоrmеd rеаdеrѕ, І hаrdlу nееd tо аdd thаt thіѕ bіrd іѕ whаt іn Brіtаіn іѕ саllеd а Grеаt Νоrthеrn Dіνеr.)

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    The thick blue line says:

    With the arrest of Bill Roache We have decided that we don’t need forensics for this one we need fucking Time Team.

  117. 117
    U K I P UKIP U K I P says:

    Not long now.

  118. 118
    Helmut Kohl says:

    No, No, No!

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    Is there any hope for the lefties?….Don’t know what the real world is, You have to earn “YOUR CRUST OF BREAD” Not rely on ME to subsidise your “lifestile” i.e fucking spongers/users…do something usefull…MMM impossible!!!

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    A Voice of Sense says:

    If thats’s the idea, why not put Mandy or Chris Bryant on the Bank Notes?

  121. 121

    As opposed to Lord Prescott who is a Grеаt Νоrthеrn FDucker.

  122. 122

    Good evening sir , Sombrero weather is upon us once again !

    Len Fairclough said he might pop in later for a couple of “tot’s”

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    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    It would be a plaesure to arrange the ‘dead first’ part of the deal.

  124. 124

    That is bad, Frankie. Another Babysham?

    So Wyle Cop is not you after all…

  125. 125
    Ach aye McSporran says:

    If the government wanted to be really naughty and the scotch voted for independence then they could make special scotch money with her head on it only for use in scotchlandland.

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    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    To do a proper jobbie of it, Catrin bach iach – jeezuz, all these wimmin in my life, I don’t know which way to fecking turn I do,

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    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    And there shouldn’t be an apostrophe in “benefits”, either.

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    Sorry about that comment..That useless twat does piss me off. He/she/whatever is the worst kind of idiot that posts on this blog.
    FFS I believe in “free speech” Mr geedo his posts & silly “U TUBE” posts are OTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

  129. 129
    Maggie is a goddess says:

    It really eats you up, I am so glad you evil lefty twat

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    Fact Hunt says:

    Great idea.

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    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    Alice Lewis too – Christ, I could spend days posting such, whether it hits a note in your mind or not, it stirs my loins, in a certain way they do, but that just might be me, in a trousers not skirt about, parading, in front of any sea coast of Mother true Earth, asking if you are game,

  132. 132
    Dentist says:

    C4 News – Gary Gibbon – get your teeth fixed.

  133. 133
    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    ukip if you want to ……..

    i prefer staying awake !

  134. 134
    That's funny says:

    eeh, eeh, oh, oh.

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    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    Bretagne folk song, north west La France, after they moved from Hampshire, Dorset, Devon and Cornwall etc., when the Saxons came, the Germanic fucks,

    Tout bon mes amis? Je pensais que c’était.

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    Anonymous says:

    Why do you hide behind the name Anonymous.

  137. 137
    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    where is scotchielandland exactly?

    does it lie within the curtiledge of sauchiehall street but only for a limited period on a saturday night after the lock ins begin ???

  138. 138
    Ed Miliband says:

    I am considering replacing Ed Balls with Harriett Harman.

  139. 139
    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    whose on the mod desk tonight eugene mccarthy ??

    i am at a loss as to the grounds you may have for even contemplating a moderation — unless of course like mccarthy. you invoke not the unamerican but the unscottish activities line of defence ..

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    Universal Hiss says:

    I was wondering if he’s a Shropshire lad?

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    moderation is a joke

  142. 142
    A bit more savant says:

    I think you mean, who’s, dearie.

  143. 143
    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    oh you mean rooney !!!

  144. 144
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    That would be the pink pound.

  145. 145
    Maggie is a goddess says:

    Perhaps you could stick ed’s Balls in Hatesmen

  146. 146
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Why would the Canadians have Gordon Brown on their 10 dollar bill?

    The Great Northern Diver otherwise known as Eric Cantona ;-)

  147. 147
    ds says:

    Er, how about no? Let’s leave politicians off the money (churchill exempt as head of a national govt). How about someone like Ada Lovelace, the first software engineer (good message for STEM and women)?

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    One eyed fruit look chasing Obama beach through the kitchens says:

    Gordon Brown achieved it without being on the money

  149. 149
    Barnehurst Bob says:

    I always thought this was a bogus claim. If Archimedes teaches us anything, it’s that there would be no water left!

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    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    To turn a lady on, when you are hugging her, just simply say to her that she smells right nice, and when you ask her if you smell nice to her, and she says yes, you have hit bingo, so get shagging. Tom,

    Shake it Nuns, you know you want to…

  151. 151
    Leftie couch potato who couldn't be arsed to get a job says:

    They wouldn’t care so long as they get their Stella at the offie on bennies day

  152. 152
    Leftie couch potato who couldn't be arsed to get a job says:

    There shouldn’t be a leftie in benefits either but they all are

  153. 153
    Callum says:

    Not in your lifetime, Guido.

  154. 154
    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    Tom received a U certificate for the above video – appropriate for all ages. When I showed to my daughter when she was ten, this is how she looked OOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOO, like something out of a Tom and Jerry cartoon. Think she has got over it.

  155. 155
    Vote Conservative for uncontrolled immigration. says:

    I doubt they have £20’s, luncheon vouchers maybe.

  156. 156
    Smeartastic says:

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    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    Lefties are the only ones that get down on their hands and knees and do any actual work in this fecked up country of ours, while the tories just stand around and just talk total nane fucling canting crap,

    My grin is wearing thin being polite to the fucked up tories.

  158. 158

    You are onto sth.

    Shrewsbury or Shrowsbury BTW?

  159. 159
    UKIP or bust says:

    guru murpy: “So matt (fry) just to remind our vewers the two Boston bombers were caucasian”.

    No you slimy weasel mouthed socialist git they were mu$ lims.

  160. 160
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    What about Fred Goodwin?

  161. 161
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    That’s nothing compared to the US reaction to Orson Wells War of the Worlds in the 1930’s, they nearly went into melt down.

  162. 162
    how many PIEs make a Press Cot. says:

    press cot is the y.
    the prince of darkness is the all knowing PM….no. 2.
    the z man who bends with the moneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee TB is no. 3.
    the man worthi of Washington is the man with the high 4head….. DC
    the debt viral … is TBGB.
    George Osborne is in position GO.
    and that leaves the xdutchman…the Queen Bea.

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    Susan Bor.

    She can get her tits out for the lads.

    Fred has been all over her, every orifice.

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    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    Grad Working – myself wore myself down like a candle hard wirking, I am now fucked, buckled nerves and everything – I should have paced myself more, but it is easy to say that now – I was doing the job of tem men, thought I could cope, but eventually did I feck! Eve cutting the grass makes me end up in bed for two days, but that is life, I suppose. But my daughter keeps me going Hard Working – here is a pic of her in Oz at the moment,

    And her pics on Bebo – remember that? – when she was an early teenager – 22 she is now, and is a chip off the old block, so look out matey boy, she is as nuts as me Hard Working,

    Scuba dives these days on her days off in Oz, shaking fins with right scarey sharks and things – gives me kittens she does. Bur she#ll go far.

  166. 166
    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    Let me shove my cricket bat from the blunt end up your arse then Nige!

  167. 167

    Did you know, it works both ways?

  168. 168

    Full article here (halfway down page):

  169. 169
    Anonymous says:

    This hero worship of Attlee by the left makes me laugh and not just because hardly anyone knows who he is. He was constantly plotted against. Bevan hated him. He was jeered during his resignation speech.

  170. 170
    Bob Fleming says:

    What a guy Farage is – hit’s the nail on the head everytime

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    We won’t stop you, honest.

    We’ll even throw in Heseltine for free (providing you don’t ask us to take him back.)

  172. 172
    a Press Cot. says:

    what was the purpose of GodFather 3..
    German Deutcheland Federation Version 3.
    the daughter of GodFather II was sacrificed …

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    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    Oswestry? The best welsh town that is not in Wales it is. Just the other side of Offas Dyke. The only good think that came out of Shrewsbury was T’Pau and Cadfael,

    mmm Anna Friel… what were talking about again? Oh yes, T’Pau,

  174. 174

    Polling stations open in 10 hour’s time.

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    Anonymous says:

    I really think Guido should consider a moderator, that comment was a disgrace.

  176. 176
    Anonymous says:

    But then you are funny like that !

  177. 177
    The wizz says:

    Thank you, for devaluing the opinions of others.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Major Atlee. Last man off the beach at Gallipoli. A public school socialist who actually worked with the poor, and saw work and self improvement as a way of lifting them out of poverty. A modest man who was a patriot and an anti-communist.

    No wonder the buggers secretly hate him.

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    Anonymous says:

    But on the plus side, mark has a title and is loaded which is more than you are you unpleasant *ucker.

  180. 180
    Liblabcon criminals says:

    Yes, cos anyone who didn’t think the sun shone out of her arse, and she was the greatest thing since sliced bread, is automatically a ‘lefty’.

  181. 181
    How low will Labour stoop says:

    Shameless and totally untrustworthy.
    How they have the gall to claim they represent the poorer
    members of our society is beyond me.

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    You are a thick c’unt Taff.

    Any half-intelligent person could see I was talking about pronunciation but for you, whoosh!

  183. 183
    Anonymous says:

    Nobody wanted milk that was left in the sun all morning thanks,mostly it was going off by the time we were given it, it was a complete waste of money, Mrs T was the only one with sense on that one !

  184. 184
    Diane Abbott says:

    Taxes are for little people.

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    No sir tiz not i !

  186. 186
    Anonymous says:

    Well you see, you moron its like this, they have their own public schools. They arent going to send their kids half way around the world are they ?please engage your brain as your comments are really tedious, with thanks.

  187. 187
    Expat Geordie says:

    I always thought that Maida Vale was in Wales. That was until I found out that it was in Italy.

    (Three major London locations named after British victories in the Napoleonic Wars – Trafalgar Square (1805), Waterloo Station (1815) and Maida (Vale – 1806). Ironically Maida was fought on 4th July 1806, and the British commander, General Sir John Stuart, was an American.)

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    Anonymous says:

    Can you repeat that when you sober up please? as it is nonesense.

  189. 189
    Anonymous says:

    ukip will stop themselves in their tracks! what a parade of inadequates their candidates are ! oh, hang on, i just need to reach for my friends phone ! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

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    Bazinga! says:

    So we want some old queen on the fiver? How about Nikki Campbell or Richard Bacon?

  191. 191
    The wizz says:

    But forgetting of course that the Lady in question was cremated privately. Therefore, nothing would have survived. There again Anon proves he can only try to stifle others opinions.

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    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    Alfama Alfama…

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    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    Me thick Cat??? God help you if you think I am thick. But yes, you are right, I did pick a single bone out of what you and went WHOOOSH! I am like that Cat, as you already found that out, donkies ago. I am a right head fuck, aren’t I Cat? :)

    Song for you Cat, just for you, as I do,

    Any good?

  194. 194
    Mesa Pete says:

    Glad you admit it. Now go away lefty.

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    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    Anna Friel in the nudey, somewhere in here – over eighteens only, and all that bollocks, just don’t tell your mamas in other cases ;) enjoy lads/lezzies

  196. 196
    Rovers return says:

    Ken Barlow has been charged. I wonder how the plod are going to prove a 50 year old crime.

  197. 197
    Mesa Pete says:

    Was he a war criminal?

  198. 198
    Nazir Afzal says:

    William Roache charged with two r apes of a 15 year-old-girl

    The Crown Prosecution Service has today authorised Lancashire Police to charge William Roache with two ra pes allegedly committed against a 15-year-old girl in 1967.

    Nazir Afzal, Chief Crown Prosecutor for CPS North West, said:

    “We have carefully considered all the evidence gathered by Lancashire Police in relation to William Roache following allegations of ra pe. We have been reviewing evidence and providing early investigative advice to Lancashire Police since 1 March 2013.

    “Having completed our review, we have concluded that there is sufficient evidence and it is in the public interest for Mr Roache to be charged with two offences of ra pe relating to a girl, aged 15, in 1967. Mr Roache will appear at Preston Magistrates’ Court on 14 May 2013.

    “This decision was taken in accordance with the Code for Crown Prosecutors and our guidance for prosecutors on se xual offences.

    “Mr Roache has a right to a fair trial and it is therefore very important that nothing is said, or reported, which could prejudice that trial. For these reasons, it would be inappropriate for me to comment further.”

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    Anonymous says:

    Farage was a smidgeon flustered in that vid. More scrutiny please.

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    nellnewman says:

    LOL!! What a comedy labour have become!

    militwit yesterday ‘we need to borrow more to get us out of debt’!!

    Did his Mother teach him nothing about sensible housekeeping?! Y’know – you can only spend what you earn.

  201. 201

    The best thing to come out of Wales !
    The M4
    I see the Welsh video freak has returned

  202. 202
    nellnewman says:

    It’s a great idea !- have happily signed the petition.

    Mrs T after all was a Real Woman – not one of those synthetic feminist labour excuses for hard eyed, self centred, uncompassionate ‘females’ like the eagles, hatty harpic, pollytwaddle or yvetteballs.

    Mind Churchill was Great too – maybe they should put him on the £10 note.

  203. 203
    Anonymous says:

    How about a new note?

    A 500 quid note with her face on, like the 500 euro note so beloved by gangsters and criminals.

    Only London centric Thatcher loving spivs will ever have to touch her face!

  204. 204
    Ed Balls says:

    Owen Jones

  205. 205
    Saffron says:

    Hear hear Nige
    They are a bunch of feckin Europhile chancers who are now having a serious bout of ass twitching.
    Come on folks vote UKIP and give these liars what they deserve.
    They are nothing but scroungers out of the taxpayers purse and what do we have to show for it?,well ziltch other than rule by the EUSSR and paying 50 million a day to let foreign unelected commisars decide our future,well I for one want nothing to do with the EUSSR.
    My understanding was that we voted for a common market,and now we have got this monster the EUSSR ordering our lives by diktat.
    All the three main stream parties are europhiles and are intent on selling this country down the river,all three are traitors to this land and need to be stopped dead in their tracks,and it is only the people of this land who can start to do this.
    People of this land wake up and smell the coffee,do you want YOUR country like it used to be or do you want to be dictated to by the commisars of the EUSSR?.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Shrews for me(I was born there.) but either will do.

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    Brian Leveson won't be pleased at the harassment says:

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    just a thought says:

    I’m all for rapists feeling the full weight of the law, but I fail to see how on earth an alleged rape committed 50 years ago can be proved? Presumably there wouldnt be any forensics,so it would rely on her word against his?
    Would it be sensible to have a time limit on prosecutions?

  209. 209
    nellnewman says:

    If you’re talking of a note commemorating gangsters and spiv’s in london = then the only face for it is bliar!!!

    Oh and one would need a shadowed face of alicampbell behind him – power behind the throne and all that!

  210. 210
    a gordon says:

    They should print nine bob notes with a picture of Gordon on them.

  211. 211
    Anonymous says:

    Only a fiver to wipe yourself with Maggie’s face? A bargain!

  212. 212
    nellnewman says:

    Is bullyballs suggesting that owenjones might make a better chancellor than him? I mean owen would spend even more £billions to get us out of debt !

    Great socialist strategy!!Spend and tax and create non jobs and then express horror that debt is being created!!

  213. 213
    Saffron says:

    Sick and tired about hearing about this individual.
    Have watched some of his weird car crash interviews,in my opinion a wet behind the ears lefty asshole who frankly does not have a command of his subject.
    The beeboids however keep showing us this person as if he is some kind of political guru,and to me this speaks volumes as to what the beeboids are all about.
    Owen J is just another left wing tosser who is just about as much use as a chocolate fireguard.

  214. 214
    nellnewman says:

    People need to vote tactically. No point in voting for ukip in areas where your vote will put labour into power – labour want closer ties to the EUSSR = like mandy who has made a financial killing by being an eu commissionner (it has made him rich!!) .

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    Raptor says:

    To No. 133 Savant above : You have the wrong McCarthy. Eugene McCarthy was an American liberal politician. The person you want is Senator Joe.

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    nellnewman says:

    The plod don’t have to – it’s down to the CPS to decide whether there’s enough evidence to stand up in a court of law. Clearly they’ve decided there is , so now it’s down to the law.

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    I'd rather be in t'pub says:

    I have never watched Coronation Street.

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    george says:

    You know what, Guido – you might need to reconsider your comments policy. I quite liked reading them before, but they have gotten out of hand. Neither left nor right, you understand. There’s just too much bullshit.

  219. 219
    Teresa May says:

    Yankee Go Home

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    nellnewman says:

    Well to be far he’s just a schoolboy. What does he know about economics or social issues or government??!!

  221. 221
    Lord Leveson the Lizard says:

    I’m the moderator and who are you calling a joke?

  222. 222
    Marathon Man says:

    How’s the fundraising in Boston going these days?

  223. 223
    The Queen says:

    Nor me!

  224. 224
    Spartacus says:

    the scotch have already done a woman on the back of the tenners.

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    A Sandal says:

    He doesn’t need to know anything. He just has to feel it.

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    The Queen says:

    She was a useful idiot for the chosen ones i.e. Keith Joseph and Lord Young just like Blair was for Murdoch (via Irwin Stelzer)…at least Blair was in it for the money whereas Thatcher was just duped.

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    nellnewman says:

    Nor me!

  228. 228
    HRH The Welsh Heir To The Throne says:

    I have a footman who does it for me

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    Alice says:

    He just SEEMS like a schoolboy, but he’s 28 years old!

  230. 230
    Spartacus says:

    your starter for a tenner is what woman was on the back of a scotch banknote?

  231. 231
    Desmond Morris Watch says:

    Yes he seemed strangely fown at heart. Not like Dave, Nick and Ed, eh?

  232. 232
    The Treacherous Tin Pot Tosser in No 10 says:

    I’m terribly confident that all My Progressive Policies – the Green Ones, the Anal Ones, the €USSR ones, – will bear fruit tomorrow – and I’ll be vindicated for the far-sighted Heir to B£iar that I am!


  233. 233
    cotedebeaune says:

    The kosher ones infiltrate all parties in the end…Shapps, Mandelson, Brittan, MacShame, Hodges (nee Opnheimer), Rifkind, Lawson, Carlile, Bercow, Letwin, Djanogly, Roche, Fabricant, Howard, Currie, Cohen, Winnick, Dubs, Goldsmith, Halfon, Ellis, Miliband(s), Kramer, Scott, Wills, King… etc etc etc.

  234. 234
    Ed Miliband says:

    Help! I’m out of my depth! Somebody else please take over, I’m useless!

  235. 235
    nellnewman says:

    Oh I don’t think so!

    If we are talking about people who tried to use the murdoch’s = let’s look at gurninggordon!!

    pyjama parties between sarahbrown and the murdoch wives and daughters at Chequers! Doesn’t sound very sensible to me!

    Wonder if gordon and sarah were invited to murdoch’s ‘baptism of his children’ on the banks of the River Jordan with everyone dressed in white. Bliar and the letterbox one was there!

    Then there was the tragic funeral of gordon and sarah’s Jennifer to which they personally invited murdoch’s editors so that they could do a unique one-off.

    Why would one ever want to do that at such a time?!!

    labour are obsessed with the media even in the most extreme , distressing moments of their life. They come across as really odd people , NOT normal!!

  236. 236
    Ed Balls says:

    There’s no time to lose I heard her say
    Catch your dreams before they slip away
    Dying all the time
    Lose your dreams
    &you will lose your mind

  237. 237
    nellnewman says:

    Oh Dear – his Mother hasn’t taught him about housekeeping and the principles of only spending what you earn either then?

    What is the matter with these profligate, economically incontinent labor people??!!

  238. 238
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off with your idiotic spamming, you useless Hunt!

  239. 239
    A casino banker says:

    We do it all the time.

    Some people are just born fuckwits!

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    Pol Pot says:

    Dave Cameron is giving tin pot tossers a bad name.

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    Vince (the nuclear option) Cable says:

    He fucked the rest of us over as well!

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    Gok Wan says:

    Yet another polo-neck wearing buffoon

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    A Democratic Chap says:

    Good luck tomorrow to everyone who engages in Democracy. Hard cheese to anyone who gets kicked out of office. You probably weren’t good enough.

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    Gaminitude says:

    Blink and they’re gone

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    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    Did he go to Eton?

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    planning permits from 10 grand taxi licences from 1grand says:

    It’s the local council elections, nowt to do with democracy and all to do with corruption.

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    CarryHole is a vile Hunt says:

    Maybe less G+Ts instead?

  249. 249
    Ron Seal says:

    And cast iron guarantees…

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    Ken Clarke says:

    Nigel Farage and the National Front have the same initials!

  251. 251
    Fan-Dabi-Dozi says:

    Janette Krankie?

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    bushwhacker says:

    I couldn’t believe that ITV broadcasted the sex offenders’ register.

    Then I realised I was watching the credits for Coronation Street.

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    Kim Jong Un says:

    Imagine what it would be like if you had a real job like me!

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    Buy contact lenses in our 2 for 1 offer! says:

    Is that cos nine only has one i?

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    Teresa May's Echo says:

    Qatada Stay Here

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    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    Did a brilliant karaoke with my daughter when she was fifteen – grabbed a seat and planted it on the stage, and told her to sit on it look far distance like, and when I gave her the wink, to get up and walk away, in a certain heartbroken mood. We went down a storm. I am a brilliant Matt Monro singer – just give me a shout for bookings…

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    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    This one too of Matt I have down to a tee, amongst many others,

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    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    Then there is always this one that always melts the grannies abouts,

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    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    Got this one down to a tee as well ladies,

    Hen parties? hey, don’t touch me arse you perve – does your dad know you are out?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    I don’t think I’ll bother tonight.

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    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    AND, sorry, can do a good rendition of this, too – seen tears in the crowd when I do this, from ladies as well, :)

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    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    It is not all about the singing. you have got to play song, showing enotion in your body and face – that is the shilling, if you can do that, then you are onto a winner, looking into the crowd, the king pin lady in the crowd, pick her out and melt her, bring her to tears and you will do fine that night, with her accomponied friends blubbering with her – getting into their heads – ta ra ra ta ra ra rah!

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    Owen Jones says:

    I know all about the Thatcher years; I was swimming in my dad’s ball bag.

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    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    Even got this buggeration down to a tee too, and does it go down a storm with the ladies, oh yes it does, fucking wetting themselves they do, shitty stick time like on stage,

    come on, sing along… :)

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    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    Who mentioned faggots???

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    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    Cheers for the link, looks like he has gone right fruity loops, David Icke like!

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    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    Supose I shouldn’t say this, but when I was a basic airman, studying aeronautics, Flight Lieutenant Vikki was our maths teacher, 23 she was. Amd after a maths test, which I got 98% I or something, up there somewhere as usual, I lingered, simce I knew Vikki needed something, so everyone had gone, except me and Vikki, so I handed my paper in, and we started chatting, she said he neck was aching, so, as you do, suggested if I could massage it for her, and no surprise of course, she said oh yes please, so of I went, giving her neck and spine a good going over, her coming out with, well nice sounds that raised my trousers, and hey presto, she asked ,e to release her bra and do her front. And as orders are orders I did so, and gave her a good tit massage as well – better not go further what happened, but I suppose you can guess the rest. She married a right prick of a Harrier pilot. total fucking tosser, wank twat he was. Anyway, dong for Flight Lieutenant Vikki Thompson, much remembered, brilliant brilliant lady friend, playing cards with in the back of a bus to Geneva from an RAF skiing trip. What the fuvk is wrong with me, when ladies brilliamt wanted to connect totally with me? I am an idiot, a right fuckinh idiot.

    Right, song for Flt Lt Vikki Thompson, much remembered.

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    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    Posted this on the Liarpoliticians youtubby site, so fuck it, might as well post it here too, since I was on about an Ozzies leading the Green Party in UK these days it seems,

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    My girlfriend is called Dolly the Sheep, a bit hairy but like them that way says:

    CUT, that will do…

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    erm? says:

    labour are obsessed with the media even in the most extreme …

    blah blah blah – of course the tories aren’t are they – they own the fucking media – silly cow

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    erm? says:

    don’t worry – nobody will reply – they’re all too silly

    most of them are already tucked up in bed waiting for the morning so mummy can take them down to the voting booth

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    Returning Officer walking backwards for Christmas says:

    That depiction of Maggie is awful, making her look chubby and ill.

    If they do choose her they will need to find a better photo to copy.

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    थे ज्ञान says:

    I thought your problem was that taxis are for little people.

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    albacore says:

    Funny, that the country’s drowning in debt
    Yet the instigators, they don’t get wet
    No LibLabCon men down on their uppers
    Denying themselves their champagne suppers
    Could it be that they’re really not inept
    But, at brass tacks level, very adept
    At self-enrichment while Britain goes down?
    You might take a good look at London town
    Enriched so far that the old English folk
    May no longer be enjoying the joke
    And beginning to wonder, as you will
    Who’s truly paying our Parliament’s bill

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    Bazinga! says:

    What a shock, the very same BBC types who day after day bang on about evil capitalists tax dodging are STILL trying to get away with it themselves.

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    who's she kiddin' says:

    shouldn’t this be selfish????

    From the book – Who Owns The World

    “Queen Elizabeth II the largest landowner on Earth.”

    Queen Elizabeth II, head of state of the United Kingdom and of 31 other states and territories, is the legal owner of about 6,600 million acres of land, one sixth of the earth’s non ocean surface.

    She is the only person on earth who owns whole countries, and who owns countries that are not her own domestic territory. This land ownership is separate from her role as head of state and is different from other monarchies where no such claim is made – Norway, Belgium, Denmark etc.

    The value of her land holding. £17,600,000,000,000 (approx).

    This makes her the richest individual on earth. However, there is no way easily to value her real estate. There is no current market in the land of entire countries. At a rough estimate of $5,000 an acre, and based on the sale of Alaska to the USA by the Tsar, and of Louisiana to the USA by France, the Queen’s land holding is worth a notional $33,000,000,000,000 (Thirty three trillion dollars or about £17,600,000,000,000). Her holding is based on the laws of the countries she owns and her land title is valid in all the countries she owns. Her main holdings are Canada, the 2nd largest country on earth, with 2,467 million acres, Australia, the 7th largest country on earth with 1,900 million acres, the Papua New Guinea with114 million acres, New Zealand with 66 million acres and the UK with 60 million acres.

    She is the world’s largest landowner by a significant margin. The next largest landowner is the Russian state, with an overall ownership of 4,219 million acres, and a direct ownership comparable with the Queen’s land holding of 2,447 million acres. The 3rd largest landowner is the Chinese state, which claims all of Chinese land, about 2,365 million acres. The 4th largest landowner on earth is the Federal Government of the United States, which owns about one third of the land of the USA, 760 million acres. The fifth largest landowner on earth is the King of Saudi Arabia with 553 million acres”

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    Real Conservatives vote UKIP says:

    Looks like Dave’s in panic mode :

    So there he goes again, promising a referendum that he can’t possibly deliver because he won’t be in a position to do so, even if he wanted to.

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    National Front says:

    That’s a form of Godwin’s Law. Take that back.

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    The Bottom Line says:

    The cons have a much stronger chance than UKIP of gaining a majority. That’s why kippers get engage in demagogery and character assassinations. The jibes from Tories are tame in comparison. UKIP have practically nothing else in their toolkit. Still a pressure group at heart.

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    Dan Hodges says:

    I love the smell of napalm in the morning. I also like the smell of coffee, bacon and eggs.

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    A leap in the dark not a leap of faith says:

    Ukip-ers are playing the game of “Chicken” with Cameron trying to force him more and more to the right on europe and referendum. Who’ll blink first ? At moment it looks like Cameron. Vote Ukip in the European Elections but be under no illusions UKip haven’t a cat in hell’s chance of getting one MP at Westminster let alone a government….if you vote UKip in 2015 you get a Labour Government…it’s as simple as that

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    Maqb­oul says:

    How about a picture of Maggie dressed as St George, stood astride a supine Scargill, spear at his throat?

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    @Expat Geordie

    Maida Vale was only indirectly named after a victory against the forces of Napoleon as it took it’s name from that of a prominent pub named after John Stuart, the British Lieutenant-General.

    It always sounds to me like a feeble attempt at a pun.

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    Polacy rozpocząć już.

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    Real Conservatives vote UKIP says:

    Which other way is there for Cameron to move but to the right ?
    Clegg is talking out of his arse – as usual.

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    Village idiot says:

    Poling stations now open on this day for a bit of history making……Off to vote soon….

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    Spartacus says:

    only if she lived in nigeria most of her life

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    Tory voter says:

    That petition doesn’t mention Maggie. We need another.

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    Guy News Room says:

    For the first time, The Sun has gone neutral today for an election. Instead, we are saying Vote Labour (but do vote!)

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    BetterVoteGreenThen says:

    I thought the idea was to stop printing money.

    Get with the program Guido!

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    Taxfodder says:

    Maggies mug on a fiver…hummm now do I trust a dead Tory in my wallet Hummm

    thats a tricky one.

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    Ho dear twat’s back!

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    Anonymous says:

    Yes but she doesn’t own it personally you muppet. She can’t leave Canada to battersea dogs’ home.

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    Maggie says:

    UKIP if you want to. The lady’s not for doing much because she’s dead and cremated.

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    Anonymous says:

    If maggie does go on a fiver the background should be an etching of a school playground.

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    Anonymous says:

    Or perhaps a jumble sale

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    Shame Vikki Thompson didn’t teach fuckin English

    Straight from the letter page of Men Only

    Haven';t you noticed you have been talking to yourself all night ?
    You bored the fuck out of everybody
    They have all turned off to watch the fire go out , as it’s more interesting !


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    The mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    Off topic unusually, does anybody have a lock of Maggie’s hair ? I have previously noted that there is somebody who has made a collection of the hair of influential people in history. There was a lock sold recently, I forget who, Such a DNA collection will be worth a small fortune.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    She used to be on the coinage too but I soon put a stop to that.

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    “The only good think that came out of Shrewsbury ”
    Well Carol Decker came from Huyton in Merseyside so thats one theory out the window
    I “Thing”

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    Alex Salmond says:

    When Scotland has its own currency I think I’ll call the new note an ‘Alba’ with Jessica’s picture on it. I’m sure it’ll be in great demand.

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    CRUSH the UNIONS but NOT the INDUSTRY says:

    No way ! Two sets of headgear of a disused colliery would be the only fitting background

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    They hate her because she won says:

    ignore the idiot troll

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    They hate her because she won says:

    Nasty leftie

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    They hate her because she won says:

    Good idea! I would lick her any day of the week.

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    Tom Catesby says:

    What is imoderate about that suggestion? keeping a woman on the money and having a plug for our rich cultural diversity.

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    Fastest Milkman in the West says:

    …Or a dairy!

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    Tom Catesby says:

    Don’t forget the Scotland situation,Isn’t their referendum before that election. If they go ‘independant the whole thing goes into a very interesting melting pot. No chance of a Labour majority in England, Ukip could benefit in areas where there would be a lot of disillusioned Labour voters with nowhere to go, bearing in mind Ukip are picking up former labour votes at the moment.Personally, I don’t think the Scots will vote to leave the UK, but the next few years will be interesting and tomorrows local election results will be an indicator of the country’s feeling, although I realize that many people will use the chance for a protest vote, without the ‘danger’ of actually changing anything.

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    Matilda says:

    Is she related to Ned? After all he was a bank robber too wasn’t he?

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    Matilda says:

    Oops! These bloody apostrophes again….

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    Matilda says:

    How about a 25 quid note?

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    Personally, having tottered through the Thatcher regime years and the endless two-faced gush we endured leading up to her funeral I’ve seen enough of Maggie’s face to last me a lifetime without seeing it on our currency.

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    Pedant says:

    Surely “those”…

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    Village Idiot says:

    Since the conservative party ceased to exist there is nowhere else to go……

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    Last straight man in England says:

    I’d prefer to have Melinda Messenger on there. Ok, she’s getting on a bit but she’s still lovely, and not just physically.

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    They hate her because she won says:

    ignore the troll

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    They hate her because she won says:


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    They hate her because she won says:

    Complete non story – cock!

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    They hate her because she won says:

    Complete cock!

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    Tom Catesby says:

    Angela Merkel!

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    They hate her because she won says:

    Do ignore the twat.

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