April 29th, 2013

Rich’s Monday Morning View


190 Comments

  1. 1
    Hugh Janus says:

    Okay, I give up, who/what is it this time?

  2. 2

    But will others be lending?

  3. 3

    It is a Twitter meta-meme which reduces Ed Ball’s whole career to a mass mock infatuation with his own name.

    It should be as good as it ever gets for him now. You cannot top that (Rule number 1,000,000,000.)

  4. 4
    I want my money back says:

    Ballshit.

  5. 5
    UKID DING says:

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    nothing to c here. says:

    suck it and see….
    any f the vowels a,e,i,o,u.
    .
    a 4 amsterdam e 4 england iothem.
    .

  7. 7

    What Twitter will look like on Sunday, 28 April 2013:

    http://bit.ly/18cVv6n

  8. 8
    guardian reading harridan says:

    you’re all racist-sexist white males – just wait and see the Green vote will comfortably beat UKIP.

  9. 9
    Justice. says:

    I would like to give Dubai a big thanks for dealing with our drug dealers as clearly the Brirish courts will not.

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    Small employer says:

    That’s just common sense.

  12. 12
    yvemaria says:

    Don’t Hold your Breathe Mate…..

  13. 13
    Shooty* says:

    daft twat probably thinks it means he’s really popular and loved by the little people.

  14. 14
    Ollie Reed says:

    Women have three basic roles in life: to be cooks, scrub floors and be receivers of men’s cocks. Most people try and pretend it’s not like that, but we all know it’s true.

  15. 15
    ancientpopeye says:

    Bollock brain Balls?

  16. 16
    Mother Nature says:

    Legalise all drugs forthwith, thereby destroying the market for the criminals. Issue clean drugs through pharmacies. Any silly fucker that wants to take them and poison or kill him/herself can just get on with it.
    My proven system of evolution will then make the idiots extinct.

  17. 17
    UKIP says:

    Roll on 2015 !

  18. 18
    Rinka Scott says:

    Once a dog starts barking it is very hard to stop him.

  19. 19
    Dave Your P.C. Weakling P.M. says:

    UKippers are giving me the shits.

  20. 20
    Raving Loon says:

    Have you ever run a business? Thought not.

  21. 21
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Never trust a journalist that can’t spell “because”.

  22. 22
    a non says:

    From Rich’s point of view Ed has obviously found his plaice in history

  23. 23
    JabbaTheCat says:

    The dear leader is so good at running a business that the revenue is in the process of shutting down Farage Limited for non payment of taxes…duh!

  24. 24
    Small Business Owner says:

    You should feel all warm and fuzzy inside when you have to work 16 hour days to fill in for your absent employee to avoid going out of business.

  25. 25
    Edward. says:

    In the cesspit of all the talentless – that is the UK Lav party and shadow cabinet, it takes a special sh*$ jockeying at the surface to stand out.

    Mr. Balls – swivelling and unpolished – consort and number two in the household to the termagant – the nation in awe of his blessed happenstance – it would make you mad too.

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    it does sound silly when people pronounce it beecuse

  27. 27
    Herbert Marcuse says:

    No it doesn’t.

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    MB. says:

    For many years I have believed that the big tobacco, alcohol and chemical companies have contingency plans for production and sale of various now illegal drugs if the law was ever changed.

    I am sure than HMRC and the police would be just as happy prosecuting drug dealers for non payment of VAT or excise duty as they are for catching them selling illegal drugs.

  29. 29
    Anonymous says:

    Farage is coming on LBC in a minute. I expect his posse of short, bald and angry bores are going to be knocking one out.

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    Pointless cartoon. I hope Guido doesn’t pay for this nonsense.

  31. 31
    Ron Barras says:

    UKIP are nutters. Farage is slick on TV but they’re a bunch of weirdos who couldn’t run a whelk stall.

    How many of their Euro MPs have gone to prison for fiddling money? I’m not good enough with maths to count this high.

  32. 32
    Ron Barras says:

    It’s a week late. What next week, Chris Huhne out of control?

  33. 33
    John Wellington Wells says:

    How’s Theodor? Haven’t seen him around for a while.

  34. 34
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    Leaving the European disaster is a very sensible policy

  35. 35
    Phil says:

    If you are on about the letters at the bottom I managed to spell MEDIOCRE and in nu labour education speak CRASEA, which in my opinion, sums Ed up perfectly>

  36. 36
    BBC Breakfast's Susanna Reid says:

    Look at me, I’m a tory hater, and a true BBC lefty.

  37. 37
    Cynic says:

    Not necessarily. You forget all the opportunities for minor shake-downs that the current system offers otherwise talentless bent coppers. Legalise drugs and the polcie force will have to find something for all those useless lumps to do with with their time.

  38. 38
    JabbaTheCat says:

    Middle Eastern Acting School

  39. 39
    Hugh Janus says:

    Surely Rich pays Guido? At this rate it must be costing him a fortune.

  40. 40
    Normal Guy says:

    The Tories are nutters, Labour are nutters, the Lib Dems are nutters and don’t get me started on the SNP, the Welsh nationalists and likes of the SWP. ALL of the political parties are populated by nutters.

  41. 41
    Ed Balls says:

    I call out my own name when achieving a climax, so why should I not tweet my own name?

  42. 42
    HARD WORKING SELF EMPLOYED PERSON says:

    A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in Britain .
    Well, there’s a very simple answer.
    Nobody bothered to check the oil.
    We just didn’t know we were getting low.
    The reason for that is purely geographical.

    Our OIL is located in The North Sea

    All Our DIPSTICKS are located in Westminster !!!
    Any Questions ???
    NO? I didn’t think so!!
    So now we know!

  43. 43
    Ad Hominem says:

    You invoked me, how can I help?

  44. 44

    As a recent newcomer to site, could someone explain. Is the Monday morning cartoon a variation on the Friday caption competition? Does one have to guess a meaning for it? Is there a prize?

  45. 45
    The Labour Party says:

    Can’t we just print more oil?

  46. 46
    Davick Cameregg says:

    Ken Clarke has a better wig

  47. 47
    Wolsey Hornet says:

    Didn’t Thatcher get £2,000,000 from Phillip Morris inc to consult on cannabis, they then registered the trademark ‘Joint’ did they not?

  48. 48
    Mahatma Ghandi says:

    Bloody woman.. shut your gob and iron my fucking trousers.. Vote UKiP!

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    HARD WORKING SELF EMPLOYED PERSON says:

    Is there an oil tree?

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    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Something to do with Ballsy goodness knows what. As an aside Geedo are you going to be one of the Dave Boy favoured ones, something about favoured outlets only getting advanced information? http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2013/apr/28/downing-street-twitter-exclusives-journalists

  51. 51
    Off Topic says:

    Has anyone seen our towel folding chancellor recently?

  52. 52
    Mahatma Ghandi says:

    Cameron would have them dropping sprogs on the factory floor if he could.

  53. 53
    One of Kens Clowns says:

    I shall vote UKIP and never go back to the faux Tory party now. Bunch of shits

  54. 54
    HARD WORKING SELF EMPLOYED PERSON says:

    Shame about the dead grey matter underneath it!

  55. 55
    Nigel Farridge says:

    What a tub of whale sperm

  56. 56
    Yvette Cooper's Balls says:

    All sperm no whale

  57. 57
    All the daft twats in Westminster says:

    We all think that

  58. 58
    Mahatma Ghandi says:

    ED BALLS ED UP!

  59. 59
    Elf and Safety says:

    No he wouldn’t

  60. 60
    V1le, vicious Labour ruined my Country says:

    We’re all feeling enriched in the diverse multicultural shithouse of the UK.

  61. 61
    Humber Sceptre says:

  62. 62
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    That’s it, the only ones that are sensible, virtuous and upstanding is the party you support, that would be UKip by any chance

  63. 63
    Ed Balls says:

    I am very slick

  64. 64
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Is that factory the cannon fodder factory?

  65. 65
    Mahatma Ghandi says:

    Same here.. the conservatives are a bunch of wet farts dancing to the beat of the EU drum, Cameron is Frau Merkels lapdog.. eagerly rolling on his back for a tickle from the teutonic twat. Vote UKiP for common sense and escape from the EUSSR.

  66. 66
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    That would basically mean any female less than 50 should not work?

  67. 67
    The Speaker says:

    Three questions in one comment is rather optimistic

  68. 68
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Food

  69. 69
    Herbert Marcuse says:

    @JWW

    Critical

  70. 70
    Logic 101 says:

    Would you like to come on my introductory logic course once you have looked up the meaning of the word ‘ALL’?

  71. 71
    albacore says:

    Well, ain’t it appalling if Destiny calls
    Out to LibLabCon men like Osborne and Balls?
    With everything pear-shaped, if they’re our best bet
    Though we’ll be “enriched”, we’ll be deeper in debt

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    Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

    Nige apart I couldn’t name anyone else from UKIP.

  73. 73
    Fruitloop says:

    Yep. Vote UKIP – we need 5 more Labour years

  74. 74
    Mahatma Ghandi says:

    Yes he would.. I saw a tweet he made recently, it said “maternity leave? #lazytarts if I had my way they would be dropping sprogs on the factory floor”.. he deleted it quickly but I did see it.. honest mate..

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    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Probably now its Old Ruppie who unwittingly is paying by a roundabout route

  76. 76
    Anonymous says:

    Have you ever had ti go to an employment tribunal ? you will !

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    Nigel is never going to leave the gravy train that is Brussels to be a lowly MP here, with expenses being watched all the time !

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    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Very good, better than the “cartoon”

  79. 79

    Joint Committee on Human Rights?

    What do they do?

  80. 80
    Mahatma Ghandi says:

    Vote conservative and we won’t get out of Europe.. ever.. Cameron sold out.

  81. 81
    The Millionaire Ed Milliband says:

    It is probably the taxpayer who is paying for all the Labour trolls on here, only in a more direct, but deeply corrupt route.

  82. 82
    Ah! Monika says:

    Latest wheeze.
    Do the crime
    While on bail get tattoo (s)
    Claim you can’t be deported because you would be persecuted for having a tattoo back ‘home’

  83. 83
    An unemployed lapdancer says:

    Balls is an irrelevant sideshow.

    Cameron Clegg and Milliband are united in their desire to keep UKIP away from the cameras.

    They will not succeed.

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    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Eventually it comes to most of us eventually as you get older, you just pray that you do not end up one of the unfortunate ones

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    Anonymous says:

    I think its really funny that ukip are whingeing because some of their madder supporters have been outed ! they havent got a clue, they have been allowing people to stand in their name without the most basic of checks being done, and they think they can run the country !

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    Anonymous says:

    No, that was from the Archbishop of canterbury, not David Cameron.

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    Labour praying for a NO vote from the Scots says:

    It won’t be 5 years notwithstanding Fixed term parliament if the Scots vote for Independence 14 September 2014 as when Independence takes effect in 2016 the 60 Labour MPs representing Scottish Constituencies plus the few LibDems will be automatically disbarred from Westminster and the Labour majority will disappear and the Tories will call a motion of no confidence forcing an election and as the Labour inbuilt Scottish majority will have gone they’ll be unable to form a majority ever again.

    Why do you think Labour have agreed that Darling can front the NO campaign…they’re scared shitless that the Scots will vote YE

  88. 88
    Cassandra says:

    The future is garlic bread.

    The future is Farage

    Next time a Bank calls for a bailout Balls will not be the answer.

  89. 89
    Anonymous says:

    Im looking forward to ukip enlightening us all with their thoughts, they have had too much of an easy ride so far !

  90. 90
    Straight up says:

    Blair makes a fortune on lecture tours… and YOU pay for his accommodation: Outcry as former PM stays on taxpayer-fueled residences

  91. 91
    Mahatma Ghandi says:

    The above statement is satire.. not fact, before anyone with a sense of humour deficit complains.. better get that disclaimer out there before I get done for slander.

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    Old Blind Pugh says:

    That is true for most voters, Farage only came into limelight when he ranted at old Rumpy and surviving a plane crash

  93. 93
    Eric Joyce says:

    If only they had been as rigouroush ash the Co-operative Party in their candidate shelection

  94. 94
    Ed Balls says:

    Could I borrow that?

  95. 95
    Anonymous says:

    The “deputy leader ” frightens me, he loks like a villain from a Bond film !

  96. 96
    Tony Blair says:

    Satire is dead. I killed it with my weapons of mass destruction.

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    Judge Dread says:

    I am not impressed one jot by your argument .

    If you are resourceful enough to have a tattoo engraved then you can equally have it removed.

    Your Appeal is dismissed along with cost on the indemnity basis which to save time and trouble I will assess today at £5,486.16p plus VAT

  99. 99
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    That seems to sum it up, no one has the answer, they just think they have.

  100. 100
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    + £53 million and rising a day.

  101. 101
    Judge Dread says:

    When you claimed mileage expenses from the taxpayer in 2008 who were you visiting and what was the purpose of your visit Mr IDS?

  102. 102
    Sally's alley says:

    All whale no sperm

  103. 103
    Anonymous says:

    ukip are a joke party, they are all talk. They cant even sort the nutters from the chaff to allow viable candidates to stand in the local elections ! this will backfire on them, if they cant manage some local councillors how can they run the country ? answer—– they cant, HAHaHaHaHaHaHa

  104. 104
    Man in the Street says:

    Still well worth a leg-over though, Luv..

  105. 105
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Do you think Mr Cameron could survive a plane crash?

  106. 106

    The authorities should grab Abu Hamza.

    Tattoo I am a Christian prepared to die for my beliefs prominently all over him.

    Then send him home without ado.

  107. 107
    Anonymous says:

    should have done something about UKIP shouting ‘smears’ at stuff that is actually true

  108. 108
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Are you unable to read? Here’s a clue,

    http://www.ukip.org/content/ukip-policies

  109. 109
    Anonymous says:

    The sense of entitlement of ukip voters is staggering! they are parish council level people, who think they can run the world! sad.

  110. 110
    The Welch are all sheep shaggers says:

    Eeeeeed Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalls

  111. 111
    Anonymous says:

    I cant believe we pay for Tony Blairs accommodation when he is making money abroad ! how is that allowed ? i hope we dont pay for his plane fares etc

  112. 112
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Wow, pathetic even by your abysmal standards.

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  114. 114
    Anonymous says:

    I shredded my claims forms for 5 years ago, just like Tony did !

  115. 115
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Cameron is not going to survive his blue Labour / coalitition car crash. Unlike Maggie, there will be no mourners.

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    Cookies for Questions says:

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    Your fixation borders on mental illness, seek help says:

    That’s rich, you are the most bizarre, obsessive nutter, on this blog.

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    MB. says:

    Cynic says:
    April 29, 2013 at 8:40 am

    Not necessarily. You forget all the opportunities for minor shake-downs that the current system offers otherwise talentless bent coppers. Legalise drugs and the polcie force will have to find something for all those useless lumps to do with with their time.
    ———–
    They will just get tobacco and alcohol made illegal and go around telling people how dangerous these are and that the people pushing them to addicts have to be stopped and locked up.

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    Duty Pedant says:

    *****you’re*****

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    Your fixation borders on mental illness, seek help says:

    Your fixation is staggering, you are an obsessive crank, sad.

  121. 121
    Polly Dominatrix Toynbee says:

    Remember when Prescott was deputy leader? No?

  122. 122
    Pavlovs Dog says:

    Just stop ringing that fookin’ bell.

  123. 123
    Dixon my cocks green says:

    On a Sunday morning Guido lets his little girl paint a picture , Guido then spends the rest of the day trying to put a witty caption on it to make it vaguely recognisable to the rest of us

  124. 124
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Who? Speak up, I can’t hear you.

  125. 125
    Beppe Grillo says:

    Look no further than Italy for your inspiration.

  126. 126
    Dixon my cocks green says:

    They will be on overtime if your fat gob goes there !
    Oh silly me ,you are an MP and thus don’t pay for anything !

  127. 127
    Diane Abbotapotamus says:

    2012-13 my yearly tax bill was zero

  128. 128
    Fart in a thunderstorm says:

    Shall we wait till Friday?
    Ha, ho hummm….

  129. 129
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Do you feel better for that, you’ll feel much better after going to the lavatory

  130. 130
    Dan Hodges says:

    ED BALLS.

  131. 131
    albacore says:

    Having seen what the LibLabCon paragons do
    What is it that you think they are piling on you?
    You may not object to some free defecation
    But do spare a thought for what’s left of the nation

  132. 132
    Hannibal from Carthage says:

    But can they do any worse than the big boys and girls who have attended the finest schools and restaurants in the EU?

    Time to find out methinks.

  133. 133
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    No thanks Beppe, we have enough clowns in the HoC

  134. 134
    Casual Observer says:

    A bendover would be better, then you wouldn’t be distracted by the left wing drivel dribbling out of her mouth.

  135. 135
    Coco Ken the Clown says:

    +1

  136. 136
    Bazinga! says:

    God is she on about food again?

  137. 137
    Dixon my cocks green says:

    Funny how all the rioting against the EU went almost unreported here last week
    General strike in Spain
    Riots in Greece and Belgium and else where
    And again yesterday and today in Greece as another 15,000 public sector jobs have to be cut in order that their begging bowl is topped up once again by the EU

    Breaking ! : Explosion in center of Prague

  138. 138
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    I read yesterday that Ukip was short of policies so it was suggested they go to one of the right wing “think tanks” by one of their leading lights and buy a few “off the shelf”

  139. 139
    CALL ME A TWAT but says:

    Can anyone explain how the royal opera house earns 70 million a year ?
    Tickets must be bloody expensive

  140. 140
    Wyle Cop says:

    Talk about old news being dredged up, Pienaar: Bloom said that about 4 years ago. The MSM’s faux outrage lasted about an hour until they discovered most employers were saying “bloody right, too, Bloom.”

    So why does a Beeboid twit this now? Answers on a postcard…

  141. 141
    A Pantomime Horse says:

    They are.

  142. 142
    Lord Prescott, claiming expenses at your expense says:

    I like a punch too

  143. 143
    CALL ME A TWAT but says:

    Sorry it’s £110 million turn over

  144. 144
    Just asking says:

    Why do they charge VAT on costs that are born by the public purse?

  145. 145
    Speaker Bercow says:

    Ed Balls

  146. 146
    Greggs says:

    That is a very expensive. Does it come with cream?

  147. 147
    Maq­boul says:

    Yes, coz Labour did a mighty fine job of running the country. The only clever thing they did was to get another party to try and fix it.

    UKIP reflect the views of the majority of Middle England, which are not the views of the chattering classes in Primrose Hill. Cantakerous, bloody minded, eccentric, patriotic .. you name it, that’s what most people are like.

    UKIP may have only one policy worth remembering, but it’s one more than Labour has.

    A year ago UKIP weren’t worth smearing. You can tell how far they’ve come to have got the Big Three worried.

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    it is like those challenging picture puzzles you see in the papers.

  149. 149
    Guardianista says:

    Quite the only employers who think maternity pay and leave is not a burden are the pubic sector employers.

  150. 150
    Maq­boul says:

    “…controversial comments made by Leicestershire UKIP candidates on social media include Brett Lynes dismissing Parliament as ‘full of wankers’”.

    Brett’s just got my vote.

  151. 151
    Mike Handycock says:

    I cum with cream !
    Bozza 1

  152. 152
    Anonymous says:

    I can only assume you are a consumer. If you were a supplier you would know why you create the drugs industry. It is not for the drugs. It is for the money.

    So now assume that we have a minority that will do anything criminal to make more money then the average person. Assuming your plan above is carried out, what do you think this army of people will do the day after?

    They simply will take the next more evil way to criminally corrupt and exploit. I already know what the next group do, and I do not wish to live in a world with vastly more people supporting those activities.

    It is not a supply and demand problem, it is simply criminal greed.

  153. 153
    Maq­boul says:

    They’ve seriously underestimated the threat from UKIP and the country’s desire to leave the EU (or at least to have a referendum). Now it’s too late and all they have is a bunch of feeble trolls making Damian like smears. Worked well for Brown did that strategy.

  154. 154
    Education, Edyerkayshun, Eddyookaashun says:

    That’s why she sent her own son to private school.

  155. 155
    Maq­boul says:

    he gets thr right to sell his original “artwork” on this site. Wonder how many he’s shifted?

  156. 156
    Herman van Rumpboy says:

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    Mum for Hire. No job (criminal) too large or small. says:

    Has your son or daughter been caught smuggling drugs, charged with murder by foreign police, broken into another country’s defence computers or just generally been involved in offshore criminal activity?

    Then I’m your mum. Politicians sit up and take notice of mums, the TV cameras seek them out and the newspapers love the mum’s story.

    Choose mum power, it’s more powerful than the most powerful lawyer and has the power to let the guilty walk free.

  158. 158
    Maq­boul says:

    Les McLuskey and Tom Watson run the Labour Party.

    I think most people would more likely trust Farage than those two cu­nts.

  159. 159
    Maq­boul says:

    Legalise murder now, destroying the market for unlicensed hitmen.

  160. 160
    Maq­boul says:

    Gu­ido likes to start the week on a high, but it’s downhill all the way now.

  161. 161
    Wyle Cop says:

    “Pubic sector”…?

  162. 162
    Anonymous says:

    But not one that can speak, make sense, and hold an audience.

    What we have is slapstick.

  163. 163
    Vote Conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    Don’t try any of that nonsense you paid CCHQ troll.

    Here are your wonderfull Labour and Lib dems I can’t even be bothered to write a list for the truely morally bancrupt conservatives.

    http://labour25.com/

  164. 164
    Vote Conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    Spot the frikin difference between LibLabCon…

    Conservative Policy = Deficit stays the same, more uncontrolled immigration, wages to the floor, more EU, gay marriage, more windmills, more green belt development, electricity bills to double.

    Labour Policy = Increase deficit, more uncontrolled immigration, wages to the floor, more EU, gay marriage, more windmills, more green belt development, electricity bills to double.

    LibDems Policy = deficit ?!, more uncontrolled immigration, wages to the floor, more EU, gay marriage, more windmills, more green belt development, electricity bills to double.

  165. 165
    Vote Conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    Yaayyyy… lets here from Labour instead, they are not morally bancrupt.

    http://labour25.com/

  166. 166
    Village Idiot says:

    Nice to hear a bit of honesty/truth about PC lefty damaging rules…More!!!!

  167. 167
    Vote Conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    Do you know any of these Labour members ?

    http://labour25.com/

  168. 168
    Vote Conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    Vote LibDem and we won’t ever get out Europe.

  169. 169
    Vote Conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    Vote Labour and we won’t ever get out of Europe.

  170. 170
    Anonymous says:

    Rinka,
    Not necessary if the dog’s about to die of old age.

  171. 171
    Anonymous says:

    £53 million is a lot of money. It could fund about 7 minutes of UK government spending.

  172. 172
    Village Idiot says:

    With the relentless rise of UKIP,and the bandwagon in full flow,where are the usual suspects jumping on this amazing,correct bandwagon???? …Nowhere to be seen,but heard to spout bile and desperately trying to rip the wheels off…The people are fed up of out of touch politicians,serving themselves and ignoring the wishes of the people they represent,enough!!!!!They have collectively destroyed our
    once Great country,and led us along the path of ruin,mainly for their own end….
    There must be another way and it does not include being ruled by Brussells…..

  173. 173
    Fishy says:

    ‘Cause he repeated it last night

  174. 174
    Eureka says:

    So proving oil reserves is exactly like checking the oil on your car.

  175. 175
    Village Idiot says:

    My confidence in Europe,slumped in 1975…after the rigged election,that has led to
    our present dilema……

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    Labour is off its ED says:

    Ed Balls, the thinking woman’s piece of shyte.

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    leftard alert says:

    Calm down mate – you can’t believe all you read in the papers

    Drugs cost money to develop:

    no money => no drugs => more cancer

    Stop moaning and vote UKIP

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    ploddite says:

    Even legal drugs, such as alcohol and tobacco, provide opportunies for criminals since the gov’t insist on levying heavy taxes on them. This leads to smuggling.

    The problem is the addiction to government hand-outs, not drugs.

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    Us says:

    How many tories fiddled their expenses?

    How many labour mps flipped their second homes and voted to invade Iraq on a lie?

    UKIP always expel any mp or mep who is found to have transgressed, whereas tories and labour just try to cover it up.

    VOTE UKIP to keep Britain and politics clean.

  180. 180
    Us says:

    Vote UKIP

    if they win all is fine

    if they don’t, you won’t notice the difference whether the tories or labour win – more taxes, higher taxes, more immigration, more power handed over to the EU

    Vote UKIP – at least you can hold your head up high, knowing you did the right thing.

  181. 181
    Wurzel says:

    Don’t you mean Blinking?

  182. 182
    Gordon's brown eye says:

    With one of them new fangled 3D printers

  183. 183
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    No I think that’s wrong, Geedo starts off on a low level in the hope things will get better, the cartoon gives something for his punters to moan about.

  184. 184
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Like this sort of

  185. 185
    Mahatma Ghandi says:

    Didn’t they get a National Lottery grant of £78,000,000 some years ago?

  186. 186
    Mahatma Ghandi says:

    Heath the dirty stinking con merchant sold us down the shitty river, we are now floating on a sea of EU excrement in a ship which has been captained by successive wankers intent on taking us into the BermEUda triangle.
    Margaret Thatcher saw the writing on the wall but was pushed out by pro EU tory €unts who needed to protect their interests.
    Tony Blair took us further in and Cameron wants to be just like his hero Blair, a Tory Prime Minister admiring unarguably the most disgusting arsehole Labour prime minister we have ever had, it says a lot about the man. Cameron is a lying, conning Euro lover, looking for his nice little earner in the EU when his days ruining our country are over. Vote conservatives get EU.. simple.

    Vote UKiP.

  187. 187
    RedEdmumssoreweepingandcrustyflaps says:

    Would you like a beer sir?

  188. 188
    Village Idiot says:

    ………people are fed up with…….

  189. 189
    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:

    ‘king spouting more like.

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    The Famous Toxic Taffy says:


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