April 25th, 2013

Local Election Big-Mo Based on Crowd Sizes

Ed Miliband has been out and about today campaigning for the local elections:

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Not content with the small crowd he pulled for his stump speech, he decided to take his message door to door. Car door to door that is. The Merc driver doesn’t look like he’s feeling the pinch too much:

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Talking of crowds, the number of people turning up at UKIP events cannot go unnoticed. Farage is consistently pulling these numbers, with overflow rooms having to be set up on his Partridge-sounding “Common Sense Tour”:

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Who looks like they have got the momentum in this election?

Pics via Twitter

375 Comments

  1. 1
    P C Dixon says:

    Milliband Prime Minister – You’re having a laugh!!

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    • 23
      Ron Barras says:

      £10 says half the Labour crowd are bussed in by party stooges.

      As for UKIP, it looks like a Saga meeting. Were they offering free tea and a scone?

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      • 26
        Silly Old Bag. says:

        and Bingo

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        • 31
          Anonymous says:

          it’s a jap’s eye

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          • Anonymous says:

            filthy fags

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          • Ed Balls! says:

            Ed Balls!
            OK, I’ll finally admit it– it’s not stammering, it really IS a mild case of Tourette’s, as the Prime Minister said what I have was.
            Ed Balls!

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          • Anonymous says:

            suffer from mild tourette’s myself, and when I am in the supermarket checking prices and come out with jumping humping jesus, and the, they are taking the fanny flaps charging that, it does draw attention to myself. And when I am at the till and come out with Hunt, where’s me wallet again, again draws unwanted fame. I suck cream crackers. SEE, it transfers to the keyboard – I can’t help myself.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Press the swollen button for up, as the ladies always ask me.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Your Dugs got tits

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          • Anonymous says:

            you’re very helpfulllllllll

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          • Anonymous says:

            Posting vast quantities of inane youtube videos is a symptom of my tourettes – I wake myself up at night suddenly often blaspheming to gawd knows who – spooked several girl friends doing that, sometimes I just do it and go straight back to sleep, and not realise. Amii from Oz,

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      • 32
        Tony B£ier says:

        Yes, I know all about bussed-in crowds.

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      • 52
        Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

        Or porn DVD’s?

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      • 72
        The voice of experience says:

        Those people can remember what the Common Market was supposed to be about, and they have seen what it has become.

        They want an end to this Brussels power grab by stealth, and they want their own elected MPs to start running the country again.

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        • 346
          Old Cynic says:

          I largely agree that our own elected MP’s should run the country, but when/if we part company with th EU rulers and the counrty and economy goes t^ts up again who will the boys and girls in the house of fun blame then?, just a thought.

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        • 375
          majjie says:

          Well said Voice of Experience.

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      • 91
        jimbo says:

        So the Guardian-reading bedwetters post here? What photo are you looking at? The tiny crowd listening to militwat looks like the one from the saga meeting, the ukip one has a much bigger group including young people. Just pushing your silly meme without even looking at the photos makes you look like the typical brain-dead labour voter.

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      • 101
        nontory says:

        Older people tend to vote more than the young. If you’re gonna have a particular age demographic onside, they’re the ones to go for.
        Enjoy the local elections!!

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        • 320
          nhs death camp says:

          When you say “vote more”, that’s presumably because they are filling in all the postal votes for Liebore on behalf of their wives and children back in the home country?

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    • 81
      Weird Ed says:

      Would you like to see my stump?

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    • 88
      Ed Miliband says:

      We have plenty of momentum under my excellent leadership.

      Unfortunately, it just happens to be going backward at the moment.

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    • 112
      Anonymous says:

      A pretty little girl was standing on the pavement in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing tiny creatures, in her hand was a sign saying FREE KITTENS

      Suddenly a line of big cars pulled up beside her.
      Out of the lead car stepped a grinning man.

      “Hi there little girl, I’m the leader of the Conservative Party Mr Cameron
      What do you have in the basket?” he asked.

      “Kittens,” little Suzy said.

      “How old are they?” asked Cameron.

      Suzy replied, “They’re so young, their eyes aren’t even open yet.”

      “And what kind of kittens are they?”

      “Conservative supporters,” answered Suzy with a smile.

      Cameron was delighted.
      As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

      Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two of them agreed that he should return the next day;
      and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

      So the next day, Suzy was again on the pavement with her basket of “FREE KITTENS,”
      when Cameron’s motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from BBC, ITV, ABC, CNN and Sky News,

      Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Cameron got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

      “Hello, again,” he said, “I’d love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you’re giving away.”

      “Yes sir,” Suzy said. “They’er.” UKIP Supporters

      Taken by surprise, Dave stammered, “But…but…yesterday, you told me they were CONSERVATIVE SUPPORTERS.”

      Little Suzy smiled and said, “I know.

      But today, they have their eyes open.”

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    • 234
      Ed Miliband says:

      Help me! I’m failing!

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    • 357
      more sun journo's charged says:

      half the UKIP crowd will be dead by the time the election happens.

      party of the past, looking to the past.

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  2. 2
    BBC Twat says:

    UKIP who are they? Are they racists like the ee-de-el and bee-en-pee?

    Doesn’t matter we will paint them as swivel eyed right wing loons.

    Bye now.

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    • 34
      Anonymous says:

      As for “swivel eyed right wing loons” – seems about right.

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      • 42
        Lets have some fun with a leftard says:

        Name one policy that is, as you claim, ‘swivel eyed’. I dare you.

        http://www.ukip.org/content/ukip-policies

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        • 111
          Parker Farage says:

          I think scamming Strasbourg expenses and getting sent to jail for fraud counts as swivel eyed. Oh…..that’s not a policy? I assumed it must be as so many of their MEPs have been found with their hand in the till.

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          • Will.socialists.ever.stop.being.hypocrites says:

            How many Liblabcon MPs got caught fiddling their expenses? I’ll make it easier for you. How many didn’t get caught fiddling their expenses?

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          • Parker Farage says:

            What % of MPs or MEPs got sent to jail. Step forward UKIP – the leaders in at least one category.

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          • Ed & Yvette Balls says:

            We have so many homes we don’t what to do with them!

            And we want more!

            Lovely lovely expenses

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          • Chilli Bom-Bom says:

            EVERY blog is filled with the rantings of trolls this week! Smell the fear. Smell the LibLabCon fear! I love the smell of fear in the morning. It smells like…………………………victory!

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        • 131
          JabbaTheCat says:

          That is a mishmash of discontinuous verbiage that doesn’t even come close to an election manifesto…

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      • 141
        Swivel-Eyed says:

        More like lions being led by vultures. UKIP seems to be following the path of another recently demised party (Bea “N” P).

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    • 110
      Tom Catesby says:

      Did anybody else hear that piece of jaw dropping pro mass immigration/pro EU ‘open borders’ propaganda on BBC Radio4 this morning, regarding the expected Bulgarian ‘flood’ in the New Year? They even managed to wheel in the Bulgarian ambassador to help in pouring scorn on the concerns of the people, Ukip came in for some especial stick.

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      • 182
        Nogbad the Bad says:

        The context doesn’t matter. Every time Romania or Bulgaria are mentioned people think of immigration on the scale of the Poles and the pressure on housing, jobs, the NHS and schools and they are reminded of the crime committed by them. The huge underestimate of numbers from Poland is well known, and any suggested number of R & B’s is treated with scepticism. The only thing that surprises me is that the BBC is even discussing it.

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        • 353
          I Remember You Hoo says:

          Bulgaria has a huge unemployment and Roma problem, so they have decided to give it to us.

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      • 219
        Anonymous says:

        Well, they deserved it. They had ukips deputy leader on, he sounded as mad s a box of frogs, and hes a scouser !

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        • 289
          Just a minute says:

          …. he sounded as mad as a box of frogs, and he’s a Scouser !

          Tautology. Go to the back of the line and start again.

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    • 333
      MONEY MAN says:

      Anyone right of Stalin is considered worse than Hitler anyway by the Beeb.

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  3. 3
    John Prescott says:

    If you want momentum, just watch me eat 45 onion bhajis and then fart. My gaseous emission will be so immense, the velocity will propel anything and anyone behind me at 150 miles an hour.

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  4. 4
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    And half of Ed’s crowd thought it was DAVID Miliband they were watching– or else they thought it was Ray Romano, doing a poor version of some “British” accent, and so they waited for the jokes, not realising that the joke was the man addressing them…and he not realising the joke was on him.

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  5. 5
    Old Nick says:

    “Len, please can I have a lift?”

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  6. 6
    Ben's over says:

    If you want a good laugh, read the reviews for Ben Elton’s new sitcom The Wright Way. Universally panned as one of the worst sitcoms ever. Nice bit of schadenfreude.

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    The end is neigh says:

    Judging from those photos you have to be over 60 to be admitted to a UKIP rally.

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      Labourite says:

      We base our invitations on IQ. Anything below 60 is fine.

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      • 57
        Whoops! says:

        18 out of the 44 inshot with Miliband were greyers.

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        • 291
          Len, one of the 50 shades of grey says:

          We went to see if what we had read or been told about him was correct – and we weren’t disappointed. The man is as thick as aunt Nelly’s marmalade.

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      • 127
        Parker Farage says:

        It’s fine for UKIP as well – although attendees must also hold at least the rank of Major and pay appropriate homage by arriving in a pink Roller.

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        • 134
          JabbaTheCat says:

          Cashiered for embezzlement of mess funds guarantees fast track promotion to the EUKIP Who Wants To Be A Euro Millionaire finals…

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    • 22
      Terry Dactyl says:

      Yes its always much better to be told what to do by some spotty Marxist student rather than listen to what the people who’ve been out there and done a bit have to say.

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    • 38
      Anonymous says:

      They dont look like the sort of people who would read Nigels manifesto very thoroughly, which is a shame.

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      • 44
        Lets have some fun with a leftard says:

        Clearly you haven’t either, here’s your chance now.

        http://www.ukip.org/content/ukip-policies

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      • 138
        JabbaTheCat says:

        Most Ukipers are low information voters, who don’t dig down into the details of policy papers and voting records, but tend to select a few discontinuous soundbites to project themselves an imaginary picture of what a candidate, and the corresponding political party, believe in. Sadly reality, when it finally dawns, tends to bring disappointment and delusion, with the realisation that their illusionary saviour is as crooked and untrustworthy as every other politician vying for their precious vote…

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        • 149
          Sod off says:

          And your point is? At least they will leave me alone…

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        • 174
          Anonymous says:

          So your argument concludes that they too should be given a chance. If they are all dishonest why not vote for someone that actually stands up and says to the EU what I would love to say. I think he called them criminals. If they are all the same, why not reward UKIP for just that one act.

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          • Anonymous says:

            All the ukip soundbites sound like something from a boys story book circa 1955 ! Nige admmits to going to lapdancing clubs–spin, nigel is brave (yes really)nige tells the EU what to do–spin, nigel is “telling the boss” . God its all so tedious !

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          • Len, one of the 50 shades of grey says:

            But if you had been around in 1955, you would recall that Britain really was quite a pleasant place to live in and bring up decent families.

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          CarryHole is a vile Hunt says:

          “low information voters,”

          The conservative’s even more desperate version of the left’s “false conciousness”…

          No wonder Dave’s party is losing.

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        • 201
          InYoDreems says:

          Provide a reference for your assertion or be judged as a bitter and twisted net nonce who just makes shit up.

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        • 370
          Manonagolfcourse says:

          well its always refreshing to see a view diametrically opposed to reality.

          Actually UKIP supporters tend to be those who have actually read the policy documents and thought long and hard.

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    • 68
      CarryHole is a vile Hunt says:

      Looks a similar crowd age-wise to Ed MaxiBland’s stump.

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    • 119
      Tom Catesby says:

      Large numbers of the young don’t bother to vote apparently.

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  8. 8
    Knob Ed says:

    Ith tho nithe to meet our thupporteth before they collect their benefith.

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    • 14
      Fishy says:

      It’s probably one of those staged events that Bliar and Brown organised in order to meet the people*.

      * The people though,were paid up party members masquerading as ordinary folk, cheering wildly in front of the BBC cameras.

      Unfortunately the odd bigot surfaced from time to time and went off-message

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      • 33
        Len McCluski says:

        Explains why the Labour Party is groaning under a mountain of debt. Ed needs me. I call the shots. :)

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          Glenda, another one of the 50 shades of grey says:

          Oops, 2 typos. What you meant was “I call them shits”.

          There, fixed it for you.

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  9. 9
    Red Ed Militwit. says:

    So what exactly is Red Ed’s policies? He does not have a scooby doo what he stands for? Spend, Spend, Spend like a manic depressive and lose trust on the economy or, cuts and the Labour Barons will not fund him. Which is a bit of a bummer because the Labour Party has huge debts to pay off and can’t go into the next election with a huge debt hanging over the party. With Gullible Galloway endorsing him and McClukski threatening to with hold funding, Ed has no real alternative but to lurch to the left. What a ficking mess!

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    • 295
      Glenda, another one of the 50 shades of grey says:

      If he lurches far enough to the left, he will come round the other side and become and extreme righty. As you say, he does app*ar to have a bit of a problem with this international socialism lark.

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    Old Nick says:

    “Len, pleeze, pleeze, pleeze can I have a lift? I pwomiss I’ll be a good boy, cwoss my heart and hope to die.”

    Len: (for ’tis he) “**** off!”

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  11. 12
    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Ed overwhelmed by vast cheering crowds on his “PM in Waiting” tour.

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    • 30
      Channel 4 News says:

      We concur.

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    • 39
      Lord Stansted says:

      The BBC have much to answer in their publicising of the “dangers” of the MMR vaccine. It’s amazing how they give air-time to critics of the canonical ideas on MMR and Bovine TB, but never to critics of global warming aka climate change.

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      • 43
        Fishy says:

        Evan Harris was blaming the Daily Mail this morning and the Times and the Telegraph.

        Not a word about the BBC though (didn’t they run a Panorama special on MMR?) – but then again the BBC isn’t on his Leveson / Hacked Off / Lawyers Shag for U target list.

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  12. 13
    Whats the point says:

    USA says Syria used chem weapons…instigate bombing run. Paddypower now taking bets for initial casualities.

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    • 40
      Duck And Cover says:

      When the air-raid warning sounds, you and your family must take cover.

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    • 104
      Barry O (Hypocrite in Chief) says:

      Of course the USA would NEVER use chemical, nuclear, biological or any of the other nasty weapons we’ve got (but nobody knows about) if the survival of the US State was threatened from within or without.

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  13. 15
    Whats the point says:

    Is it me or is the driver of the Mercedes absent? And is the passenger about to give Ed a right hook?

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  14. 16
    Eurolalaland says:

    French unemployment hits record high of 3.23 million, the gap between them and the Germans just keeps widening.

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    • 21
      Spain says:

      Six million over here.

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      • 46
        Greece says:

        Ha, we are beating you, our youth unemployment rate is 59% while yours is a measly 57%. We are number one in the EU at last!!!

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    • 24
      old Shep says:

      Have they still got that railway carriage?.

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    • 27
      Only Five Years To Go says:

      Today top German adviser Dr Kai Konrad predicted euro collapse in five years as Spanish unemployment soars to record 27.2%.

      Dr Kai Konrad said in a candid interview with newspaper Welt am Sonntag: ‘Europe is important to me. Not the euro. And I would only give the euro a limited chance of survival.

      He added: ‘A concrete period is hard to identify as it depends on so many factors. But five years sounds realistic.

      The gloomy news from the country’s National Statistics Institute came as one of the top economic advisers to Chancellor Angela Merkel’s government has claimed the euro may not survive more than five more years.

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      • 56
        Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

        Like I care. I’ll probably be pushing up daisies by then.

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      • 125
        Tom Catesby says:

        As long as 5 years! surely not?

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      • 299
        R U Listening says:

        This is a cryptic early warning for eurozone countries to get on with printing their own individual currencies as fast as possible.

        About time too. The krauts are fed up bailing every useless slacker out with their hard earned savings.

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  15. 17
    Whats the point says:

    I posted a comment including the words bombing as above point 13 timed 5.36pm. I posted 2 relating to the photos above and they are moded while using this name. Eh??

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  16. 18
    Red Ed with Galloway in his bed says:

    “Thdand back…Thdand back.. i donth wanth measelths from you thcummy bathdardth!”

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  17. 19

    Look at the average age in those rooms though. I would look a mere youngster in amongst that lot…

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    • 28
      old Shep says:

      Get stuffed, killed two dogs indeed.

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    • 47
      nellnewman says:

      Don’t knock the grey vote . It is a significant percentage of the overall electorate and as a group ,they have a higher turn out at elections than any other group.

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      • 130
        Old person says:

        ….and our opinion is just as, or more, valid than the whippersnappers :=)

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        • 153
          Vlad the Loudhailer says:

          The main parties have copied M&S who decided a decade ago to chase the younger shopper and forgot their core market, the over 40s who had the dispoable income and had been loyal. LibLabCom have done the same thing chasing every minority and the grey vote have finally had a gut full of all the crap and are off to UKIP and will not come back. Politics will never be the same again.

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      • 146
        Will.socialists.ever.stop.being.hypocrites says:

        Older people haven’t been indoctrinated in the socialist, state-education propaganda system under left-wing teachers that started during the Thatcher years.

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        • 195
          Nogbad the Bad says:

          I’m not sure that the indoctrination is working. I am related to some young people and they do the opposite of what you tell them. Couple that to the rise of mocking and contempt shown to pikeys and scumbags on “social” media and programmes like Jeremy Kyle and they are just as likely to be right wing as left wing.

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      • 163

        @nell

        You miss the point, nell. I say this as your senior!

        The turnout of the older brigade is an established fact. But to have continuity one must also persuade the young.

        I believe that the UKIP message does appeal to the young. The picture could represent the fact that this was a daytime meeting when they would all be at work and therefore unable to attend.

        But it is also a warning that time does not stand still. Even UKIP politicos have to accept this.

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  18. 20
    Whats the point says:

    Oh hang on was it bacause I mentioned ‘the opposite to left’ and ‘the word after captain… in peter pan’ ??????/?

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  19. 25
    Len McCluski. says:

    Now Ed learn the NO CUTS mantra or you and your party won’t get a bean out of us. So how are you going to pay off your Party’s mountain of debt before the next election?

    Get in my pocket. There’s. a good lad.

    Repeat “No Cuts. No Cuts. No Cuts. No Cuts. No Cuts. No Cuts.”

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  20. 29
    Gullible George says:

    I hate you all unless you are moozy! Capitalist scum!

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    • 36
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

      “Allah Akbar! Death to the great satan America.”

      And there ends the party political broadcast by the Respect party.

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      • 48
        Gullible George says:

        Have you any idea how awful it is being a rich socialist dependent on a liberal capitalist economy? You are scum¡

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        • 53
          Red Ed with Galloway in his bed says:

          Shuth George.. you mutht thtop being thuh a bully, you want to get back in a theriouth party you mutht behathe..

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          • Tommy Docherty says:

            George Galloway calling his Party ‘The Respect Party’ is a bit like King Herod calling his party ‘The Child Care Party’

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      • 59
        Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

        Ala Ackbar – I’ve got my visa for The States!

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  21. 41
    Bazinga! says:

    The economy did not go into a recession today. But the BBC seem keen to tell us that it ‘might’ have rather than did not.

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  22. 51
    Hang The Bostards says:

    I’m voting UKIP !

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  23. 54
    Gullible George says:

    Ed’s intellectual prowess equals Che Guevara’s. You lucky devils. You capitalist scum are not fit to lick his boots. A fuckin hate yeah!

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  24. 55
    nellnewman says:

    militwit has had two years as leader of the opposition and he’s still espousing gordon’s disastrous spend spend spend policies. He’s still advocating borrowing more, printing more and creating more public non jobs.

    Laughably he and andyburnham are also proposing to take the social care of the elderly away from local councils and private providers and give it to the NHS – y’know the NHS that murd ered those thousands of pensioners!!

    His complete ineptitude for high office is beginning to mirror rather amusingly the socially incompetent gordon.

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    • 86
      Leopard and Spots says:

      But why wouldn’t he espouse those policies since he was partly responsible for them in the first place being one of Gordons main people in the Treasury. The other one being of course Ed Balls

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      • 305
        Layba vota says:

        As the man said: “Marrying for the second time is an expression of hope over experience”.

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  25. 58
    Old etonian Dave says:

    Setting aside the obvious monoculture appeal of borderline racists UKIP I as a lifelong labour voter think they’re fab. I wish them every success because they near enough guarantee a labour ge2015 victory. Nailed on. If they didn’t exist then labour would have to invent them. Good farage go!!

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    • 62
      Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

      Remember the SDP? They were tops in the opinion polls but that did not translate into seats at the next GE.

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    • 64
      nellnewman says:

      michael foot had a 20 point lead in the polls running up to election. kinnochio had a 16 point lead running up to election.

      Anybody remember what happened to them?

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      • 144
        Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

        They made the mistake of showing themselves to the electorate. Labour have learnt the lesson and will use Ed Balls as their public face……..oh bugger!

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        • 154
          nellnewman says:

          BullyBalls as the public face of labour??!! ++++Laugh++++

          He’s about as electable as a Cod’s head left out in the sun on Grimsby fish market!

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          • Leftard says:

            This fish head you talk about, does it have a red rosette on it?

            It will keep me in my nice little public sector sinecure, yes?

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    • 94
      Sir William W says:

      Labour in 2015 – and SHunthorpe for the Cup.

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  26. 61
    deanthebookkeeper says:

    What the fuck is this twat doing in my town? if I was shopping that day I’d have chinned the Hunt. We’re working class and we vote Tory for a reason, ‘cos the Tories back the WORKING class, not the lazy bastards.

    Sorry, that Merlot has taken effect!

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  27. 65
    Fatty Bully Twatson says:

    I am still a fat ugly hoon.

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  28. 66
    Jimmy says:

    Looks like a Darby and Joan landslide.

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    • 71
      oh my, the footwork! says:

      You lot wouldn’t do too well if the post went on strike and they sealed the postboxes, I thought the oldies were the only ones who voted, so be scared.

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      • 82
        nellnewman says:

        +100

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      • 143
        Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

        If only the elderly vote the Conservatives will get a landslide. Here in Merrow the local Tories have even provided a ‘fill in your postal vote’ service for the inhabitants of local care homes in past elections.

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        • 147
          nellnewman says:

          To be fair – All Residential Homes always make a postal vote service available to their residents.

          Living in a residential home should not be a barrier to people taking part in normal life and voting in elections!

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          • Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

            It is wise not to be caught by the plod and given 3 months though. The councillor concerned was a solicitor and is now a train guard.

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        • 148
          Jimmy says:

          Not just there. Funny how in all the bitching about postal votes, no one ever mentions this.

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          • JH389423095802394 says:

            People requiring a zimmer frame do have an excuse for not getting to the polling station.

            Plus I doubt if they get 250 votes from a Mrs Hilda Bouquet all from the same care home.

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          • Jimmy says:

            Because we changed the law to stop the tories doing this.

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          • Leftard says:

            ‘we’

            You sad bastard. Go outside, it’s sunny.

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        • 233
          Anonymous says:

          Much as Labour do in Bradford !

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    • 95
      (I don't need no doctor) says:

      The people attending UKIP meetings look like well off White middle class. I suspect they are concerned about immigration, the overpowering EU, and what will happen to their ever diminishing savings. These are the people that have driven this country through management positions, and their own businesses.
      Any party would want these people on their side, as these people will go and vote.

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      • 97
        (I don't need no doctor) says:

        Moderation again, wtf is happening Guido?

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        • 103
          Anonymous says:

          What are you on about, you pedant? This is a fun site, it seems, with a fair proportion of politics said. You stick in muds get me. You’re a Hitler, it seems to me.

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          • (I don't need no doctor) says:

            At least I don’t hide behind “Anonymous” you arsewipe gobshite.

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          • Anonymous says:

            WHAT? Tell me doctor, what about your name, not exactly John Smith signing in at a hotel with a bit of fluff, is it?

            give me strength!

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          • Anonymous1 says:

            Happy now doc?

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          • Anonymous1 says:

            By the way doc, check me out on youtubby, yippitydodah , the other names I use for commenting – the one I use to post vids is for you to find – it is a bit well arty, and you might not get me. I reserve that for same thinkers, like G & G,

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          • Anonymous1 says:

            Enjoyed these in the Tate Modern, earlier in the year, doc,

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        • 106
          Bazinga! says:

          Neo mong takes over in the evenings

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        • 120
          Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

          Simple really. It’s 7.55 pm and Guido is seeing at least 3 of everything after a hard day at the office. He just hit the wrong button (which I believe was also the comment of No 10 to Johnson just before he went to Downing Street).

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  29. 67
    Sweaty Balls. says:

    I have nothing to say except I’m going nowhere.

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  30. 73
    D-Scream. Miliblunder & Galloway on Karaoke says:

    Things can only get redder. Sing along you Marxist c-unts.

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  31. 87
    Rich Rostrom says:

    “They ignored the [George] Wallace rallies that, night after night, packed halls in every corner of the state. That was all Wallace did – except for a few TV spots – and every one of his rallies attracted more people than the halls could hold.” – Hunter Thompson. Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ’72, on the Wisconsin primary. (Wallace finished a very surprising second, IIRC, shocking the bien-pensant media.)

    Not that Farage is a racist demagogue like Wallace. But there’s a pattern here – an “outsider” politician, willing to say things that the “establishment” considers unspeakable, drawing big crowds, which the “establishment” refuses to notice.

    One sees a similar media reaction to pro-life rallies. It’s as if they don’t exist.

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    • 209
      CarryHole is a vile Hunt says:

      “Kermit Gosnell” Trial’s been totally unreported because it doesn’t fit the narrative.

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  32. 89
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Just listened to Ed Balls on C4 News. Only an idiot would believe Balls would be any good as Chancellor. Balls is a complete and utter fool.

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  33. 98
    STARVIN MARVIN ABBOTT says:

    The driver has fecked off and left it to the passenger

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  34. 100
    BBC Trust? says:

    You just can’t trust the BBC. Their poisonous brainwashing is radicalising the BBC staff.

    http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/muslim-convert-richard-dart-jailed-for-six-years-over-wootton-bassett-bomb-plot-8588380.html

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  35. 102
    Bazinga! says:

    So the parents of the two Boston terrorists believe their scum offspring are innocent. What could give them that idea?

    How about the BBC World Service that has been banging on about ‘right wing nutters’ being behind the bombings or peddling the myth that these two were sweet innocent Muslims?

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    • 126
      An honest Tory says:

      It certainly looked more like the actions of McVeigh and the Unabomber at the start. Add the Waco anniversary and you can see where the idea came from.

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      • 132
        BBC Twat says:

        No, the BBC WANTED it to be a right wing nutter, they played down the most likely suspect. Muslims.

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        • 155
          Parker Farage says:

          Paranoia alert! And here in UKIP we have experts in paranoia.

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          • Anonymous says:

            How many laws as a percentage do your liblabcon make? Whats that 25% oh right thats ok then.
            Who make the rest?
            What do you mean 27 Communists!

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          • Parker Farage says:

            How many laws do UKIP MEPs break as a %. Oh that’s right – 100%. Always good for a game of follow the leader.

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        • 176
          Timmy Tin Foil says:

          Gotta know the territory, as the travelling salesman looking to expose Professor Hill in The Music Man said. When you get a couple of young hot-to-trot literally-Caucasian bombers living in Boston, and they tell you that Boston’s annual festival of the running of the Marathon, which takes place on the day commemorating the opening shots of the rebellion which would become the American War of Independence, also coincides with the April 19/20 anniversaries of OKC, Waco, and Columbine, you think you’ve died and gone to your 72 virgins in Paradise. Say what you like, the young muzzie Chechens knew enough about how to deflect attention from the likely to the plausible source of the crime. At a minimum, something like this is called a “red herring,” and, if you’re incredibly fortunate and the plod have no clue and bring in “the usual suspects,” it’s called a “stitch-up.” BBC is not entirely to blame here, but the maxim about remaining silent and being thought a fool certainly applies; but then again, if they had said right off the bat any of what I just said, they’d have been branded “paranoid nutters” of the David Icke/Glenn Beck/Alex Jones stripe. Heavens to Betsy, we can’t have anyone on the official State broadcaster saying something like, there’s always a chance there’s more to something than meets the eye– they’re there to inform the public, not to prompt them to think! That’s why no-one is hurrying to seriously ask, where did these young creatures get their funding from, or were they were just benefits chisellers/small-time dope dealers, as has been alleged by some? On this particular count, it seems, they’re not afraid to be thought fools.

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          • CarryHole is a vile Hunt says:

            The bombs in pressure cookers is CLASSIC Alky Aida.

            It was no surprise to anyone outside the Narrative Maintenance industry that he was a muzzie on benefitz.

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          • Timmy Tin Foil says:

            Actually, where I was going, CH, with the question of their funding, was a broader question of how certain sorts of “refugees” being given asylum can be, in fact, criminals from their homeland (1980 Mariel Boatlift, remember? “Say hello to my li’l freng!”) let loose, who at the very least create a welfare-benefits-fraud strain on their new hosts, a Cloward-Piven-strategy-from-abroad; in the case of, say, Chechens, as these men were, they can be loosely affiliated with “Russian” Mafiyas, as it seems “Joker” may have been (helping to pay for his education selling a little “420”– interesting the street name for marijuana and the date having similar names in American parlance; he apparently also engaged in the sideline of steering business to a dodgy auto-body repair, i.e., “chop” shop). Tamerlan (an “amateur boxer” like the Kray Brothers, and who may have engaged in some of the hired-muscle kind of work they did in their rise from the bottom of the criminal ladder)? Oh– he has a wife working full-time, who may pay some bills in Cambridge Mass whilst he’s busy playing Andy Capp to her Florrie, but it doesn’t account for how he was able to travel to Dagestan, and how he supported himself there; was the trip paid for on the other end, by whom, and for what reason? In addition, there is a question, which relates to how Muslims from other nations are able to set themselves up in business in the US– it is thought that there are Muslim in-effect-usurers (quelle horreur!) who use the convenient mandate of “alms” to extort those they set up, having them sell contraband merchandise, amongst other rackets, to raise untraceable cash, in order to fund terrorists in the Middle East and elsewhere; it doesn’t take much imagination to wonder whether these types, seeing a “Russian-mob” Muzz “getting religion,” might not take a flyer on him as a possible domestic operative in the US, where he’d be suspected more for the “Russian” connection than the Muslim one because of his skin tone, hiding in plain sight if you will. After all this, he may just have been a lone wolf of sorts making all sorts of alliances of convenience for a megalomaniacal act. All of this needs to be investigated, not just in the instant case but generally. Of course, cans of worms will be opened which certain people may not want to be. It very well may be I am talking completely through my arse on any or all of this, but I strongly doubt it.

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    • 366
      Chilli Bom-Bom says:

      Their mother is a right nutter. No wonder the kids are so fucked up!

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  36. 105
    Mustapha ben Effit says:

    If there’s a postal strike I’ll have to hire a lorry to get my votes in on time.

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    • 123
      Pandora Spankingham-Wopp says:

      No problem. The Merrow Conservative Association can offer a tried and trusted service for such situations.

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  37. 109
    Owen Jones says:

    UKIP is a racist, Sexist, Homophobic party.

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  38. 113
    Parker Farage says:

    They’ve only come to hear my opening words………..”You rang m’lady?”

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  39. 114
    Knob Ed says:

    It is disgraceful that some members of UKIP may have criminal records. We would never have such people in the Labour party.

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  40. 122
    MB. says:

    I have some sympathies with some UKIP policies but I can’t stand Farage, I wonder how much support they would get if they found someone better? But do they have anyone else? I think most people would struggle to name a single other senior member, official, anything of UKIP.

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    • 128
      Zeitgeist in Strawberry Hill (and 1st class passenger!) says:

      Look at our saint, it has to be senior male, distinctive voice to pick up those who’ve never voted before or a female with clear authority. Perhaps they could nab and re-engineer politically Ms May?

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    • 129
      Zeitgeist in Strawberry Hill (and 1st class passenger!) says:

      PS would give you his name, but seem to have forgotten him for the moment.

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    • 137
      nellnewman says:

      farage polls higher ratings as a leader than militwit and cleggie and cameron combined .

      I’m not sure I would vote for UKIP here , given that I’m in a tory stronghold , but in a marginal where the Ukippers had a chance of winning I would! Don’t knock him!

      I’d quite like to see UKIP in 2015 with 2/3 MP’s – and one of them Farage . It would liven up the HoC no end!

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      • 150
        Black Mask says:

        I’d rather see the denizens of Vermin-ster deadened down.

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      • 156
        UKID DING says:

        Voye Ukip – get Red Ed.

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        • 171
          Perfumed Fanny says:

          Better anytime than a Tory arsewipe

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        • 175
          Anonymous says:

          Vote Tory get red Dave

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          • Chilli Bom-Bom says:

            Vote Labour, Liberal Democrat, Tory or Green, get more of the same pro-EU, big government, non-stop spending, mass immigration. Of course, if that’s what you want……………………………………….?

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      • 158
        oh my, the footwork! says:

        By golly Nell, you seemed to have changed your mind on Dave Comoron and the uconned us over the time you have been commenting her, mention UKIP and you would immediately put your boxing gloves on defending Camoron, now who would have guessed hoping UKIP get somewhere.

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        • 168
          nellnewman says:

          Where I am – in a tory stronghold I would vote tory. In a marginal say like bullyballs constituency – if ukippers put up a strong fight – I would vote Ukip!!

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          • Nogbad the Bad says:

            You should never vote for the biggest party in a stronghold area. Marginal constituencies always get the most new hospitals, schools, by-passes etc. Whichever shower is in power know they have to keep the marginals sweet if they want to stay in.

            Labour strongholds will remain shitholes as they are lost causes for the Tories and Labour know they will always win them. If the voters had more brains they could have figured that out.

            I remember some muppet from Glasgow being interviewed after Labour won the by-election saying, “maybe they will do someting for us now,” no they won’t because once you have voted for them they don’t give a toss.

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          • watermelonoma says:

            There is no point in voting for anything other than UKIP.

            At least you will sleep well.

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    • 241
      Anonymous says:

      The deputy leader was on the today programme discussing immigration from Bulgaria with their Ambassador. Deputy is a bolshy scouser, anybody less like nige you wouldnt find! he sounded really thick !

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  41. 142
    nellnewman says:

    See the beeb still showing loads of clips of the bos ton bom bers mother claiming that it was a put up job, ‘a play staged with red paint’ .

    The beeb seems to be trying to give her view of events credence.

    She’s madder than a box of frogs and the beeb is no better!! Why haven’t we sold it off yet?

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  42. 157
    Ed & Yvette says:

    The Ed and Yvette Balls play is on BBC2 & BBCHD at 9pm

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    • 160
      The Golden Couple says:

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    • 161
      The BBC are cunts says:

      Have you paid your Telly Tax ? We are looking for a massive increase in the Telly Tax next year

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    • 169
      nellnewman says:

      Labour the Lovely People!!

      militwit stabs his own brother in the back and husband bullyballs and his wife seek to stab each other in the back.

      Then you have gordon and sarah who seek to portray a lovey dovey existence but live apart.

      And then you have labour’s bliar and cherry whose sole concern is to make as much money as possible from the wars in the middle east that bliar helped to create!

      Lovely Labour bunch!!

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      • 189
        labourunionsbbc are one under the EU says:

        You forgot the fat lout pressclot, who likes to punch people in the street.
        A great way for a politician to behave.

        You can take the thug out of the union, but you can’t stop it being a thug.

        Oh and isn’t there another bully boy bouncer who likes to cause an affray in bars? a non entity from Scotland I believe.

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      • 245
        Anonymous says:

        Tell us more about Gordon and Sarah, i hadnt heard that.

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      • 307
        Layba vota says:

        You also forgot to mention the cash pile Slotgob and her Chambermates have made out of her insistence that her beloved hubby pass the human rights legislation into law.

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  43. 159
    UKID DING says:

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  44. 167
    Ah! Monika says:

    “anything from Guido Fawkes yet?”

    The Politicians Husband. BBC 2 of all Channels

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  45. 170
    The Treacherous Tin Pot Tosser in No 10 says:

    I continue the work begun by my two predecessors – namely the complete and total destruction of the UK – and shoehorning it into the €USSR!!!

    And Wind Frams . . . . ooohh! I go all week at the neez thinking of them and all that lovely dosh!!!

    And Anjeela . . . . ooooohh! Something stirs within mee!!!

    What???

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  46. 177
    Phil Pott says:

    Camoron ” Mr Murdoch what should I do next Sir?”

    Murdoch ” You’ll just do what I tell you to do”

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  47. 179
    grif says:

    The bloke in the Merc is a passenger not the driver.

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  48. 180
    Trilby says:

    Dr Paul Craig Roberts, a one time libertarian and economic adviser to Reagan, has written a superb book called.’ The Failure of Laissez Faire Capitalism’. In this startling new book he describes everything that is wrong modern day capitalism and why it doesn’t work. He also talks of how the ruling have hijacked the American government and created an industrial military complex state that is forever at war in a desperate bid to stop their financial system from collapsing.

    He also describes how Europe is being destroyed by turbo capitalism that is driving millions of people into poverty despite how hard they work. The future for young people in the west looks bleak unless we undo Thatcherism and completely eradicate this poison from our society

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  49. 181
    Trilby says:

    Dr P@ul Craig Roberts, a one time libertarian and economic adviser to Reagan, has written a superb book called.’ The Failure of Laissez Faire Capitalism’. In this startling new book he describes everything that is wrong modern day capitalism and why it doesn’t work. He also talks of how the ruling have hijacked the American government and created an industrial military complex state that is forever at war in a desperate bid to stop their financial system from collapsing.

    He also describes how Europe is being destroyed by turbo capitalism that is driving millions of people into poverty despite how hard they work. The future for young people in the west looks bleak unless we undo Thatcherism and completely eradicate this poison from our society

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    • 184
      Trilby says:

      Deregulation allowed companies to move their manufacturing to third world countries destroying well paid jobs in the west. This gave the super wealthy enormous profits for a while but it destroyed the purchasing power of the ordinary citizen.

      The rich now had loads of money and nowhere to invest so they put down down interest rates causing a borrowing bonanza boom to take place where the general public took on huge loans in an attempt to keep up their standard of living.(This is especially true in the house price boom that the banks created by pumping it with loads of money. So now we have to work our bollocks off to pay it all back – exactly what the bankers had planned. Many have to work a 60 hours a week, what about you?).

      This type of capitalism is crony capitalism and is a con. And now middle class voting conservatives find that their businesses are suffering too because people don’t have the money to spend. Well, then, they will just have to roll up their sleeves and try even harder because there is no time for losers in Turbo Capitalism. You have to be real fast on your feet to make it. The internet Chinese accountants and lawyers are coming. Are you ready for the fight?

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      • 191
        Abigail says:

        Never was a more basic truth spoken. Since 1999, 2000 onwards Asia has buzzed. You could feel it under your feet.

        Otherwise the best way to get this Island out of the mire is to ditched Europe. I am an sane and sensible person, warned my son years ago about Europe, my Father always said the Germans have had a go twice, never underestimate them.

        Personally, I think that we could take them on again, we are everyday at War with them. Less Keyboard and more action!

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      • 220
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Many of you who read this blog and can think for yourselves – ought to start understanding something that I have been blogging about for some time now – and that is that we have the extremist lefties and extremist righties – who are basically ‘the same’ – They both crave power and money …

        In between are the masses who really do need to wisen up and kick the extremist lefty and righty criminal fraternities up their fucking bums.

        The sad thing is that so many people ‘always’ fall into the trap of voting in one or the other of the extremist parties of Labour or Conservative. (And no I am not advocating vote for the limpy dumbs) The masses ought to do for the corrupt of all the political parties – if the dyed in the wool red/blue masses could just raise their intellignece levels to actually work out that neither are for change save the change of one corrupt team steering the ship for a while – while the extremists gorge themselves on the tax take.

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        • 332
          watermelonoma says:

          Bollocks.

          Any extreme right is limited to a few bee ‘n’ peers who can barely string a sentence together and their main concern is where their next pint of stella is coming from.

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          • JH02934092349823 says:

            You’ve not read their manifesto, have you?

            Socialist, with added racism. Left wing.

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          • Anonymous says:

            A large portion of Ukip’s voters are bean pee supporters/sympathisers. You’re in denial if you don’t realise that.

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          • JH39492384239 says:

            If Labour are to be believed, UKIP are mainly ex Tory voters.

            B En Pee are mainly ex-Labour voters, despite the predictable shrieks of horror demanding it not be true.

            So, these ex-Tory voters not only decided to switch allegiance to UKIP, but they also decided to sympathise with a bit fallen off of Labour that decided it wanted not just Socialism but National Socialism, with some racial destiny stuff mixed in.

            Yeah, OK. Who’s in denial again?

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    • 215
      CarryHole is a vile Hunt says:

      “Europe is being destroyed by turbo capitalism”

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

      weep

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

      weep

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

      Do you have any more comedy?

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      • 226
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Europe and further afield is being destroyed – by the fucking legal fraternities that think they have the public locked down with their legalese and rhetoric of inverted human rights innit logic. Those atop all the legal circles must be the first to be hanged – when the time comes – then the erring greedy politicians and their stringpullers just might learn a bit more about morality etc

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        • 308
          M'ludship scoffing popcorn says:

          The Gyppos have just passed a law that all judges must resign at age 60 which means several hundred of them will have to go pronto. But not necessarily quietly; they are not happy bunnies at having all their little scams pulled out from under them so young, so expect a few more fireworks shortly.

          Similar problems seem to be brewing in Pakylandstan where government and judiciary seem to be on a collision course.

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  50. 183
    Boris Farage says:

    Dave will be gone by May next year after UKIP destroy the Cons at the Euro elections, paving the way for a UKIP/Cons coalition come 2015 which deep down is what all concerned really want. Anythibg but Labour.

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    • 190
      Boris Farage says:

      Dave will regret that racist comment our Nige will see to that.

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      • 193
        nellnewman says:

        No way can UKIP form a government in 2015. There must be realism!

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        • 205
          Boris Farage says:

          I think you forget the Lib Dems are currently part of the government, realism left the building in 1997.

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        • 206
          Parker Farage says:

          As I always tell them, you can’t turn a turd into gold.

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        • 249
          Anonymous says:

          People dont seem to realise ukip have no MPs ! it must be impossible for them to get even the number of MPs elected to perform a libdem type role with another party at the next election, for all sorts of reasons, quality of candidate, organisation, funding, Nigel being third rate, etc etc

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      • 204
        Anon says:

        Dave will regret it because the public will vote for UKIP and not his party in suffiecient numbers to make him wish he’d not said it. That will be the public’s doings, not Mr Farage’s.

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  51. 185
    Abigail says:

    What concerns me about UKIP. Well, I consulted for the ANC, GEDDA and the UN so, quite frankly I knew what was going on in those organisations. I told anyone that would listen and enlightened a few people. If UKIP are within the EU they have the nasties on people and the whole core of how it operates. OK I can see that taking EU money to fund themselves is irony. But, I do feel that they are not telling us everything that we need to know. They only half stand up, if you see what I am saying.

    Having said that I now stay in a Labour stronghold and would consider standing as an UKIP candidate to break the corruption. Just a thought.

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    • 309
      M'ludship scoffing popcorn says:

      As an ex-consultant for rabid left wing organisations, I am not sure UKIP would welcome you into their ranks.

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    • 330
      watermelonoma says:

      consulted for?

      What does that mean? Who was the customer?

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  52. 186
    nellnewman says:

    I think the most telling comment of the day is tamerlan tsarnaev’s that’ he wants to protect islam from bad publicity’!!

    His mother said today that the bos ton bomb ing was a put up job – ‘a play acting with red paint’

    They’re both complete dangerous loopy idiots who know how to lie and deny the truth of their own actions!! Scary!!

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    • 188
      nellnewman says:

      Of course it’s even scarier that the beeb, our taxpayer funded media, is trying to defend and support them!!

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      • 196
        Abigail says:

        Them! Dehumise the enemy! Them are just like us. Do the know any different, just like you? The Yanks always had to have the big baddie to subjugate their own people and they are still doing it. Grow up Nell.

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        • 214
          Bob hosepipe says:

          You are an idiot. A prize fool.
          Did you go to uni to learn how to be quite so dumb or were you born stupid and developed the talent?

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          • CarryHole is a vile Hunt says:

            I think they were born stupid AND then in a massive misallocation of taxpayers money, sent to uni to learn so much that just isn’t so…

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          • (I don't need no doctor) says:

            If the two brothers had personally strapped a bomb to Abigail she would deny it was them, and say it was the FBI.

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          • Blowing Whistles says:

            Bob – you might just want to take some time out and ‘calmly think’ for a while that you could actually be the bigger fool that every government loves to have out there ‘singing their praises’ – It is not an impossible scenario Bob – do take time to ponder it over – if you can ‘just raise them blinkers’ just that little bit?

            Enlighten you ‘own’ mind-thinking capability rather than being a government mouthpiece?

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          • M'ludship scoffing popcorn says:

            Just look at Abi’s CV just above ^^^.

            She is a died in the wool lefty and her opinions should be noted carefully before being discarded.

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          • M'ludship scoffing popcorn says:

            *Ooops! Dyed.

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  53. 207
    Questions says:

    Don’t miss Question Time tonight. Nigel Farage, Luciana Burger with fries, Simon Hughes and Prof Robert Winston.

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    • 213

      Ask her about Suarez again.
      Great to see the usual pretend footie fan, liverpool MP, dodge the question.
      Normally she waffles on and on about “great footballing tradition and having a pie at half time.

      But yesterday it was all *giggle*giggle* gosh! I’m such a girlie! I don’t know anything about football. But I do have a red and white bra! I wear it when England are playing. Go football! Do you like my hair?

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  54. 208
    Ah! Monika says:

    Putin’s face-lift looks good.

    Now if Gordon had had a face-lift……..???

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  55. 210
    Saffron says:

    We need to ditch the EUSSR to begin the process of taking our country back to democratic rule by parliament as voted in by the people,and not by diktat.
    How can we do this?.
    I am open to suggestions but please forget Lab/Lib/Con as all three are Europhiles and are playing a game.
    What will be the straw that breaks the camels back?.

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    • 237
      Blowing Whistles says:

      The straw is already Global Warming, Gay marriage and the lack of a true referendum to get out of the EU – The Three Strikes (you’re “out”) that are not going to go away – no matter how hard they all try to dupe the public along with their media ‘friends’.

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      • 313
        M'ludship scoffing popcorn says:

        Yes indeed, but just what exactly are the great British brain-washed public going to DO about it – and when does the fun start?

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        • 373
          Blowing Whistles says:

          When suddenly the numbers of lying judges, barristers, lawyers and lying politicians start swinging from lampposts and dying in odd circumstances – I think I will call it Pig Expensive Gravytrain Trough Disease.

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  56. 216
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Have Burnham and Johnson resigned yet?
    The measels outbreak, yet another cock up under labour.
    So that’s wars, banks going bust, deaths at hospitals, dumbed down education standards, an unsustainable public sector.
    Two in-denial idiots leading the labour party, Mr. Brown’s Boys, Miliband and Balls.

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    • 283
      Old Tory Bigot says:

      Not to mention laying the foundations of an authoritarian police state that is intent on spying on every aspect of our lives – something which the coalition has done nothing to rectify despite their initial huffing and puffing.

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  57. 224
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    UKIP getting protest votes in the Euro elections!!! That has always heralded a big shift to UKIP in general elections!

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  58. 228
    Questions says:

    Sajid Javid very articulate and impressive on QT.

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    • 284
      targeted individual says:

      and the clicking harassment/attempted mind control continues.

      since i have a near godlike ability to predict the future how is it nothing positive ever happens? like the knesset spontaneously falling into a giant sinkhole that appears out of nowhere. or the rootcuunt family announcing that they are going to use their 500 trillion fortune to pay off all the debt in the world. yeah and the screen clicked again as i looked away for a second and rubbed my nose with my right hand. having fun you satanic brainwashing mind control c u n t s. enjoying killing loads of muslims are you? also still trying to stitch up thomas slab murphy for the attacks on london in july 2005. shall we explain why you really shot that brazilian? in the head!!! fucking countless times! why is that? in the head! did you think he had a implant! or were you sending the message out to someone else? who might have a implant?! gaijin is a intersting word is it not? how many strangers were there on the ranch, aye! oh diddums are your little ritually abused as children robots rebelling?! with all your nasty secrets coming out. shall i tell the world about the time (well two times actually) that i spent in the company of prince charles. i was either 5 or 6 at the time. who introduced me to him? it was a policeman, who once upon a time had been in the parachute regiment. funny thing about that plod… his name was joe, and his wife was called maria and they had a daughter called angela (joseph, mary, angel).

      see this is c.o.s.m.o.s for you. where names of people and names of places intersect and interject to create certain personalities in conjunction with good old traumatic abuse at certain childhood ages. course the abuse goes on all the time but when a kid hits that 6-7 year old window it is time for the fear of death to be put into them.

      this is no longer your planet you satanic scum. if you want me to be the destroyer so be it, but there will be no redemption for those who raised me this way.

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  59. 231
    Questions says:

    Nigel laying into government spending. Got round of applause.

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  60. 235
    sheila says:

    OMG The new Green in chief is a raving Loon

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  61. 238
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    SPEND ! SPEND !! SPEND !!!

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  62. 239
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Does Simon Cowell have any links to that 2 little boys man?

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  63. 240
    Blowing Whistles says:

    What the fuck does Kier Starmer do all fucking day?

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    • 266
      Not Blowing Whitles says:

      Kier Starmer hassles bloggers who are pointing out the failings of the DPP / CPS, and generally – at the tax payers expense – ‘Fucks the dog’.

      What do you think he does ?

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    • 362
      Aydodge E. Scheisster QC says:

      The precise technical legal term is “Sweet Fanny Adams.”

      Glad to be of help.

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  64. 242
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    All attack Nigel Farage on BBC Question Time.

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    • 247
      Twat watch says:

      Including the chairman. Just as well the audience is on farage’s side.

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      • 251
        Anonymous says:

        ukip have only got one person anybody recognises, the rest of their officials are poor and i cant see viable candidates of good quality wanting to stand for them, they are a protest party, nothing more.

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        • 252
          GOOD Let's Protest says:

          Nothing wrong with protest.

          Our political classes need a bloody good kick up the arse. They have deserved it.

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        • 282
          Old Tory Bigot says:

          I mostly agree with you about the mediocre rank and file of UKIP, but I think once they start winning seats, higher caliber politicians will start to join the party.

          I think quite a few Tory MPs would jump if they though they had a realistic chance of electoral success – I don’t mean winning General Elections, but being a viable political force.

          By God we need them. I don’t agree with a lot of what UKIP says but it does offer a fresh alternative on the centre-right.

          I would even welcome a real left-wing party (which Labour haven’t been for years).

          Give people choices – not more of the same old middle-ground shyte.

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        • 326
          unthinking lefty knee-jerk says:

          “ukip have only got one person anybody recognises”

          So what. Your Blairist cheap populism may have attracted a couple of tossers from a Mancunian beat combo and some spice girls, and look how well that worked out.

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  65. 243
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    UUUUURGH !!!!

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  66. 244
    The ConLabdems are all the same says:

    What message would it send to Russia if we pulled out of the ECHR Simon Hughes asks

    Not the message you think simon. It would show them that we have grown a pair of Balls again and we are not a pushover for Terrorissts around the world.

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  67. 246
    UKID DING says:

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      Back in the real world says:

      A cheap shot taken out of context, well done.

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      • 279
        Old Tory Bigot says:

        Dimblebum just can’t help himself. His dislike of Farage is palpable.

        Would he prefer that political parties never change their policies?

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        • 306
          The Uk Political system needs a giant enema says:

          Of what relevance are ‘policies’ when none of the LibLabCon stick to a word they say ? Their aim is to attain power by any means possible and then totally disregard the wishes of the electorate.
          To hell with them – vote UKIP.

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    • 325
      unthinking lefty knee-jerk says:

      The world changes, ask Heraclitus.

      It would be foolish not to adjust policies to changing circumstances.

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  68. 248
    Thick MP watch says:

    Chuka’s chick is pretty thick

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    • 253
      Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

      She’s a C-list wannabe, actually.

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      • 254
        Dying live on the telly says:

        It’s certainly not her finest hour. Chuka is going to have to provide a shoulder for her to cry on tonight.

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        • 315
          M'ludship scoffing popcorn says:

          Of course she’s thick. How else do you suppose she got entangled with him?

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    • 281
      Old Tory Bigot says:

      She has that shrill, shouty voice that seems to be prevalent with many female politicians now.

      Do they go to a special voice coach for this or does it come naturally?

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    • 343
      MC Chukky says:

      Dat me womaaan you talkin’ whack about.

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  69. 250
    EUROLAW says:

    The Rules are ALL Europeans have to be treated exactly the same as our own are treated when it comes to welfare.

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  70. 255
    Diane Fatbott says:

    Luciana Berger expounding on State schools. Huh ! She went to a private school.

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  71. 256
    Gove has just been proven right says:

    Fat, Obese, overweight, Lefty, leadswinger, negative, depressing, can’t do Teacher alert.

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    • 258
      Gove has just been proven right says:

      KIN L. she’s now saying children should be bored and taught how to deal with boredom

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      • 263
        Old Tory Bigot says:

        Actually I think she has a point.

        The trend now is to fill a child’s waking hours with structured activity. I don’t think this results in a rounded individual. Learning to cope with boredom is a valuable skill. Real life isn’t full of exciting stimulation all the time.

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        • 273
          Anonymous says:

          She won’t live much longer. Her heart, organs and blood plumbing can’t take much more with her volume of fatty tissue.

          Like

          • Old Tory Bigot says:

            And how is that relevant?

            Do you have an argument that disproves her point or do you just want to make cheap jibes about her appearance?

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          • Anonymous says:

            A person who obviously can not look after herself properly and it’s not appearance it’s severe self neglect, should not be looking after other people’s children.

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        • 317
          M'ludship scoffing popcorn says:

          OTB – your comment demonstrates your point admirably. Yawn….

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  72. 257
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Stuff the LIBLABCON:

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    – It’s time to leave the Loser-Zone :-D

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    • 260
      UKID DING says:

      Why ?

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      • 264
        EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

        Because the EU is a clear and present risk to the national security and economic interests of the United Kingdom.

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      • 267
        Old Tory Bigot says:

        Why not?

        The Tories aren’t Tories and Labour aren’t Labour. The Libdems are a bunch of opportunist nothings, same as they ever were.

        They all huddle on the crowded centre ground and you can’t fit a Rizla paper between the ranks of Metro-centric Oxbridge PPE grads. They are all the fucking same.

        Why not UKIP?

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      • 347
        Raving Loon says:

        Would you prefer to stay in the Loser-Zone?

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    • 265
      Fuck the LibLabCon says:

      Lets give ‘em all a bloody nose.

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      • 270
        EU Watch says:

        If the word on street about EU eyeing up private assets, such as houses, of private citizens as being fair game for future ‘bail outs’ then it is more than a blooded nose they will receive.

        Looking to see if the rumours about attack on Italy’s gold will come to pass.

        Bear in mind that the failed Italian politicians who are going to be running in the as MEP candidates in the UK are broadly those who lost out to Grillo / Berlusconi’s mob – ie. the mongs who pushed through all the austerity and stuff there under the unelected technocrat Monti.

        Incidentally, all this confiscation of stuff from people is precisely what was going on during the Maoist revolution, and in Cambodia etc. – ie. how it starts.

        It is the duty of all who believe in basic liberty to kill those who would otherwise deprive them of their liberty if democracy fails.

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        • 275
          Expensive Watch says:

          I do believe you are correct. They are going to screw us one way or another.

          Those who have sensibly saved and invested are prime targets. The feckless wasters who have made no provision will be sustained by the state’s theft of our assets.

          That’s assuming that we savers have anything left by then. The combination of miniscule interest rates and hyper inflation (oh, yes it’s going to happen) will probably decimate our nest eggs anyway.

          Personally I’m converting my cash into tangibles that will hold their value such as expensive watches and metals. Easy to transport and stash safe from the predatory maw of the state.

          I have a nice little collection of Rolex and other high-end time pieces. I never wear them but they keep their value and there will always be wealthy buyers who want them.

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  73. 261
    scores on the doors says:

    Farage 10 —–Political class 0 and the aussie green an also ran

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    • 269
      James Delingpole says:

      The Aussie green bitch sounded like a watermelon to me.

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      • 272
        Old Tory Bigot says:

        She was a shouty nut. Pro spend, pro immigration, pro diversity at any cost.

        One would have thought she would have considered the massive environmental impact of mass migration of populations but apparently the ‘green’ bit is now subordinate by the ‘red’ bit.

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        • 274
          The Mask Slipped says:

          Indeed, I had noticed that too.

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        • 323
          Enockio says:

          As an Australian, it should not be surprising that she couldn’t give a shit if her pro-immigration stance fucks up the UK. Ditto her greeny and lefty ideas.

          Just another immigrant coming here to change our country to suit them.

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    • 287
      albacore says:

      Why no referendum on the E U?
      Why enticed millions of immigrants, too?
      Why tempting benefits for the lazy?
      Why an N H S that kills like crazy?
      Democratically how can it be
      There’s a LibLabCon oligopoly
      That don’t give a rat’s or a tinker’s cuss
      About what concerns all the rest of us?
      Were UKIP the devil, could they do worse
      Than what we’ve got with the LibLabCon curse?

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  74. 268
    ana says:

    Well…if there was vever proof the the NN audience is hand pricked it was tonighrt

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  75. 286
    Smell the glove says:

    As a waster I object to people confusing me with the feckless wasters. All my life I have avoided the feckless .to be put in a group with them lazy bastards is wrong so Wong

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  76. 314
    Fuck the EU says:

    Stamp out organised crime – burn the Lisbon Treaty. NOW.

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  77. 318
    The LibLabCon put the mock in demockracy says:

    http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1991-01-20/

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  78. 319
    newsroom says:

    No 10 has announced today that the british government constantly and consistently uses lies and propaganda to promote its policies. An important group of mps has also suggested that britain may have wmds – in the form of cameron, ids, may and osborne. The mps failed to class red danny suggesting he was more a danger to himself than the public. But their is dismay across the world at britains increasing denial of human rights to its population – watch this space

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  79. 327
    s says:

    is it true that the tory government is heavily into incest – as another etonian – who knows nothing of the real world – joins the ranks of the publicly paid monstrosity of a government?

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  80. 329
    REALITY CHECK says:

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  81. 336
    MONEY MAN says:

    Lets see Ed ride around Tower Hamlets, see how long he lasts.

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  82. 338
    molly newman says:

    not only is this dimwit on our streets another prick is going round the country proclaiming ‘we’re all in it together’ and ‘we’re all thatcherites now’ – what is it with these people …..?

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  83. 341

    Hаrry must be in charge today.

    No new page until 10:00 earliest.

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  84. 344
    JH says:

    Has Luke Bozier lost it?
    Luke Bozier, former business partner to ex-Tory MP Louise Mensch, has released a bizarre “video blog” of him reading from the Daily Mail website…

    http://www.thecommentator.com/article/3332/has_luke_bozier_lost_it

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  85. 348
    I would says:

    Luciana Berger

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  86. 351
    Anonymous says:

    How much lower can we sink

    As Churchill said in 45 “This is our finest hour”
    He was a proper statesman, unlike the present shower
    These sycophantic Europhiles have bought us to our knees
    Now Cameron’s asking Merkle “Can we have some power please”

    I need to go back with a ruse to stem the UKIP flood
    The whole backbench will rise as one baying for my blood
    They want a referendum, not tomorrow but today
    I need to claim a victory to keep them all at bay

    We’ll fill it all with weasel words to let you off the hook
    I know it’s smoke and mirrors but its how we make it look
    You need to help me out here Ange, as PM I must stay
    If I should lose then kiss goodbye to 50 Mill a day

    This UKIP mob have pulled the rug from underneath my feet
    If I can’t claim a victory here I’m staring at defeat
    This Ferage chaps percentage vote is going through the roof
    I just don’t understand it, all he does is tell the truth

    I’ve lied and cheated schemed and stalled and gave a cast iron vow
    The cat alas is out the bag and no one trusts me now
    It’s time for you and Rumpy to step up to the plate
    With false negotiation spin before it gets too late

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  87. 352
    Hertford and Stortford says:

    Sick to death with the lot of them. I’m voting UKIP

    Like

  88. 355
    Demetrius Skortou says:

    So, Ed Millibonce is doing the Local Election rounds. I don’t know why he’s bothering.

    Both Con & Lab are going to loose out big time to UKIP.

    With both, Con/Lab/Lib & The Green Party’s policies on allowing even more immigrants into the country, including millions more from Bulgaria/Rumania, all these parties are going to take a big hit of thousands of lost Local Council seats, in next weeks local elections.

    If Con/Lib parties loose what they consider to be too many lost seats, it may force Cameron to bring forward an in/out referendum on the EU?

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  89. 367
    Fraser says:

    I don’t think anyone should be too worried about the UKIP crowds. it’s 2 years until the election. At least half of them will have kicked the bucket by then.

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  90. 371
    ManInATinfoilHat says:

    Sinister=Left, dark, shadowy, Menacing…
    Bar Sinister = a bastard in the ancestry.
    IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

    Like


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Rob Colvile reviews Russell Brand’s new book:

“Oddly, the person I feel sorriest for isn’t Brand himself – although he certainly comes across as a rather pitiable figure, projecting his own brokenness on to the world around him – but Johann Hari. Drummed out of Fleet Street for plagiarism, the former Independent columnist has washed up as “my mate Johann, who’s been doing research for this book”. For a genuinely talented polemicist, it would have been a humbling experience to have to treat this sub-undergraduate dross as the scintillating wisdom of a philosopher-king.”



Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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