April 24th, 2013

PMQs LIVE: Rare Accountability Edition

Comments in the comments please…


  1. 1
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Morning folks.

  2. 2
    pollygirl says:

    Happy Easter all

  3. 3
    The Right Honourable George Osborne Mp says:

    We have a slow & difficult recovery because of difficulties in the banking system, but I think we’ve got a very clear message, a loud and clear message that Britain cannot let up in dealing with its debts, dealing with its problems, cannot let up in making sure that Britain can pay its way in the world.

    • 62
      Left wing twat says:

      And the humanist EU with its wonderful shiny, new currency is having no adverse effect at all on the British economy.

  4. 4
    genghiz the kahn says:

    patients waiting on trolleys with treatment tents.

    Odd that Miliband says so little about Stafford Hospital.

    Cameron turning into Brown more treatment stats.

  5. 5

    The former chief executive and chairman of Stafford Hospital are to be referred to the police for criminal investigation over the hospital’s care scandal.

    • 43
      LB says:

      More, lets shoot someone as an example.

      meanwhile, those responsible for the deaths, the nurses and the doctors carry on killing

  6. 6
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Highest satisfaction rates – bullshit from Miliband.

    Has the **** read the Francis Report.

  7. 7
    Bazinga! says:

    Fuck off with the modding.

  8. 8
    Bazinga! says:

    Not just Stafford, don’t forget Maidstone hospital as well.

  9. 9
    genghiz the kahn says:

    NHS the envy of the world – not copied anywhere else in the world.

    Socialist solutions don’t work.

  10. 10
    Bazinga! says:

    Bum boy Burnham should be under arrest for the mess that the NHS was left in.

  11. 11
    Bazinga! says:

    Labour would have cut spending on the NHS!!!!

  12. 12
    Billy Kebab says:

    bit of a sore bot today

  13. 13
    pollygirl says:

    Punch up needed

  14. 15
    8illy Kebab says:

    Bit of a sore bot today

  15. 16
    Steve Miliband says:

    Ever seen the waiting time in A and E on a friday night?

  16. 18
    Don't Unseat Ed Millionaireband says:

    Is Ed Milibands nose made out of Plasticine?

  17. 20
    pollygirl says:

    Piss up later

  18. 22
    Steve Miliband says:

    Ed is going to need some policies soon

  19. 24
    Steve Miliband says:


  20. 25
    pollygirl says:

    Mobility scooter on the go

  21. 26
    Steve Miliband says:

    Flash: Flash

  22. 27
    genghiz the kahn says:

    woman wearing tablecloth.

  23. 29
    genghiz the kahn says:

    class war chant along.

  24. 30
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Seventies being re-enacted on the Labour benches as usual.

  25. 31
    genghiz the kahn says:

    pathetic line on tax from plant on Labour benches.

  26. 32
    Cllr. Brian Silvester, Cheshire East Council. says:

    Very weak performance from Ed Miliband today in PMQs. All his NHS attacks were shrugged off and David Cameron return fire hit home. Also why no mention of the local elections, which are next week. They only happen once a year so why miss the opportunity?

    • 53
      Vote UKIP says:

      Because UKIP is going to give the LibLabConners the shits when they see next week’s election results.

    • 82
      The last Bastion says:

      Because Labour isn’t going to do very well, wrong areas of the country. None of the metropolitan councils are up for a vote, which is why they’re raping us with council tax increases and cutting services.

  27. 33
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Toff alert – sitting on the wrong side…what a Tristan.

  28. 34
    EU DAVE says:

    The problem with Dave is that he says the right thing, and then does the complete opposite.

  29. 36
    pollygirl says:

    Flies undone alert

  30. 37
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Robust structures for investigating NHS treatments are they there – private care homes Aunt Sallys for the Left.

  31. 37
    pollygirl says:

    She needs some

  32. 39
    Slapper alert says:

    Shagger Nokes.

  33. 40
    Tuscan Tony says:


  34. 41
    q says:

    there’s NO ACCOUNTABILITY here

  35. 42
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Is there a run on the food banks today?

    • 50
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

      Are they serving curry?

    • 60
      Who are these people says:

      WTF we working taxpayers shell out billions on welfare.

      Are these people really going to food banks for free food then spending their welfare money on booze, fags, SKY TV and Ocean Finance?

  36. 45
    Blithering Scotch says:

    How come the Jock MPs don’t get translators?

  37. 46
    bzzzzz says:

    Dave has a bee in his bonnet

  38. 48
    George Gallowsway says:

    Can someone get this black spot to blind Ed?

  39. 49
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Fellow travellers not leaders.

  40. 52
    Religion of Piss Spokesman says:
    • 56
      The Abrahamic Religions are Fairy Stories says:

      Ra is the only God worth worshiping.

    • 59
      Will.socialists.ever.stop.being.hypocrites says:

      And bomb-making equipment.

      Alahu akbar.

    • 66
      Ricky has spent too much time at the BBC says:

      That’s it Ricky keep pointing and shouting at the red neck Christians, maybe we’ll forget about the muzzie bombers.

    • 68
      I believe says:

      I hope God delivers me from you and your twattering Ricky.

    • 71
      Real G's walk the walk as well as talk the talk says:

      Yeah that’s right Ricky you tell them from behind the safety of your computer screen, dickhead…..

    • 72
      Piano wire says:

      Oh yeah wow, really edgy stuff there from Wicky.

    • 75
      JabbaTheCat says:

      Elmer Keith decided that ‘god’ works best in .44 magnum, assisted by ‘angels’ in .357 magnum, he’s yet to be proved wrong…

    • 90
      Anonymous says:

      Ricky has a habit of playing with the melons of men everywhere. Look what he does to Karl Pilkington – the boy’s a mess with Ricky about him, doesn’t know if he’s coming or going he does.

  41. 61
    Fact Hunt says:

    He might be the drippiest looking twat ever to be an MP but credit where credit is due to David Amess. His question on his mom being basically being dead before Dave gives us an EU referendum, if he intends to at all which is very doubtful, was right on the money. Hopefully the twat in #10 spotted the veiled threat.

  42. 77
    Anonymous says:

    you were fecking off side Marx, stop whinging, not Socrates

  43. 80
    Anonymous says:

    what were we talking about again?

  44. 81
    Whippersnapper2 says:

    Ashton is the ugliest woman in the world….discuss.

  45. 87
    Oliver Reed says:

    I still knocked one right up her Gary.

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Cathy Jamieson MP, Labour’s Shadow Treasury minister, commenting on Treasury analysis of the economic impact of tax changes…

“If the Treasury is looking at the economic impact of tax changes, then surely it should examine the impact of the rise in VAT and cuts to tax credits? George Osborne’s £12 billion VAT rise knocked confidence, helped to choke off the recovery and has cost families £1,350 over the last three years.”

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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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