April 24th, 2013

JLS Were Doomed


103 Comments

  1. 1
    McDoom's wife says:

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    • 5
      Anon...........but Voting UKIP.ORG says:

      Why had McMental shi*t himself again…?????

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    • 9
      Will.socialists.ever.stop.being.hypocrites says:

      I always knew she had a prick but thought it was just her husband.

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      • 64
        all knowledge is in the dark. says:

        Below red is black.
        .
        Red light can reveal all.
        .Red is all knowing.
        .We live in the give with one hand and take with the other 3. Number 4 is The Servant…gives 23 and gets it all back.

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        • 74
          Hard Headed Atheist Nun says:

          Word of advice, akiitd…. lower the dosage. You keep slipping into a coma and typing with your nose.

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    • 10

      She’d be less impressed if she knew it was there for those men that pretend to be babies.

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    • 16
      Steve Miliband says:

      No doubt we paid for the trip.

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    • 17

      Handy if you are changing his nappy.

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      • 43
        Gordon Brown-Stuff says:

        Cannae ye see Mr Guido….I’m one cool dude….cannae ye see me giving the finger……?

        And anyway I was only really ever destined to be a hard Number Two…..

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        • 77
          with respect 2 all. says:

          Brown is a baby.
          Asia is 4.
          .
          Like a God baby sucks of the universal tit..the heart on the left of the physical body.
          .Hate Brown is a Hate God project.The God who created all. Given that life,death,happi,sad is in the heart…the physical world is enlightening us, about our precise relationtionship with god.

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    • 19
      Steve Miliband says:

      Don’t know about you Sarah, but I didn’t want to change my babies – they were fine as they were.

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    • 25
      Gordon Brown says:

      They were fucking shit. Unlike the Arctic Monkeys

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    • 32
      beast says:

      Your husband is always in mens “restrooms” anyway they are called BOGS you Americanised slut

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      • 42
        Nancy Mitford says:

        You seriously dno’t think she does her own tweets do you? She probably has an Americanized filipina to all that sort of thing

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      • 97
        the savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

        bogs ??

        whatever happened to kazis ??

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    • 52
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      Quelle mong. “Don’t ask”? Don’t bring it up. You had just as well told us not to think of pink elephants. Which, come to think of it, are some things you may have seen once or twice in your life, on a very difficult morning after, when it all got too much for you being married to That Man. You certainly don’t sound like you gave this Tweet much sober thought: “Gordon/one of my sons told me they have a nappy-changing board and receptacle in the gent’s”– still more than we needed to know, but a shitload less risible, you’ll pardon the expression.

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    • 80
      simon r says:

      for christ sake woman – who fucking cares !!!

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    • 93
      jdseanjd says:

      Gorgon Broon would make a perfect replacement for Barosso.

      That’d doom the EU project even more quickly. :)

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  2. 2
    Nick says:

    Never heard of them.

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  3. 3
    They're all running scared says:

    Right, I do hope Justin Bieber visits him soon..

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    • 15
      Bill Haley says:

      Confiscate Bieber – free the monkey

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    • 28
      Gordon the Medicated says:

      *Whimper..whimper*

      That bastard Dave is about to beat my record for being PM.
      3 years I manged to cling on for. Three coup attempts and I was still there.

      I was even still there another week after I’d lost and the country had booted me out.

      And now that toff ponce is going to have lasted longer than me! There is no justice!
      I SAVED THE WORLD!!!!!

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  4. 4
    Immer Wieder says:

    so glad that gurning sociopath is out

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  5. 6
    Will.socialists.ever.stop.being.hypocrites says:

    Liblabcon are like washing powder. Different packaging but virtually the same inside.

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    • 85
      Magaluf Engerlander says:

      And Farage and UKRAP are like a honey cart -excellent at getting away with taking the piss, while being full of sh1t as well.

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  6. 7
    tpfkar says:

    I never noticed that Gordon unbuttoned his shirt between takes before!

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  7. 8
    Anon says:

    Well I’m sure there’d have been a tory photo op too, if only they were white.

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    • 12
      Immer Wieder says:

      i get it, because all conservatives hate black people and can’t even stand their presence! haha!

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    • 14
      Will.socialists.ever.stop.being.hypocrites says:

      I think the white honky is demonstrating how to throw a Nokia.

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  8. 11
    Gonk III says:

    Does Gordon wax or shave ?

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  9. 20
    They're all running scared says:

    Ol’ Brown gettin down wid da yoof.. yo Brown.. me needs some bling.. you still got some in da vault or you sold it all?

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  10. 21
    Just a Thought says:

    A SELF HELP GUIDE TO DIFFERENT ECONOMIC SYSTEMS..

    SOCIALISM
    You have 2 cows.
    You give one to your neighbour.

    COMMUNISM
    You have 2 cows
    The State takes both and gives you some milk.

    FASCISM
    You have 2 cows.
    The State takes both and sells you some milk.

    BUREAUCRATISM
    You have 2 cows.
    The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away.

    TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
    You have two cows.
    You sell one and buy a bull.
    Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
    You sell them and retire on the income.

    VENTURE CAPITALIS

    You have two cows.

    You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.

    The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.

    The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.

    AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

    You have two cows.
    You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
    Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has died.

    A FRENCH CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

    AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows, but you do not know where they are.
    You decide to have lunch.

    A SWISS CORPORATION
    You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you.
    You charge the owners for storing them.

    A CHINESE CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You have 300 people milking them.
    You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity.
    You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

    AN INDIAN CORPORATION

    You have two cows.
    You worship them.

    A BRITISH CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    Both are mad.

    AN IRAQI CORPORATION
    Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
    You tell them that you have none.
    Nobody believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country.
    You still have no cows but at least you are now a Democracy.

    AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    Business seems pretty good.
    You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

    A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATIO
    You have two cows.
    The one on the left looks very attractive.

    A GREEK CORPORATION
    You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks.
    You eat both of them.
    The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call the IMF.
    The IMF loans you two cows
    You eat both of them.
    The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk.
    You are out getting a haircut.

    AN IRISH CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    One of them is a horse.

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    • 30

      Very good.

      And the German cows ?

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      • 36
        Merkel says:

        They are Kuh over here.

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      • 45
        Tessa Tickles says:

        A GERMAN CORPORATION
        You have two cows.
        You put them in your neighbour’s field, which is now your field. Your neighbour’s cows disappear during the night.

        AN AUSTRIAN CORPORATION
        You have two cows, but they left home 20 years’ ago without telling anyone where they were going and you haven’t seen them since.
        There are strange mooing noises coming from your cellar.

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      • 73
        Gonk III says:

        A NORWEGIAN CORPORATION
        You have two cows. They’re strangely effected by alcohol.
        They both get pissed one night and jump off a cliff.
        Very few cows in Norway.

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    • 33
      Labour Party says:

      We have two dead ducks both called Ed. Fancy a swap?

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    • 59
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      PROCUREMENT OFFICIALS

      You have two cows. Only thing is, they’re steers.
      But WTF, they were a practically a steal– who cares if they don’t give milk?

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    • 66
      Steve Miliband says:

      SCOTTISH COWS

      You have two cows.
      They want to be independent from England but want them to pay for them.
      England want them to stay in Scotland

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    • 79
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      MICK PHILPOTT

      You have two cows.
      They’re as greedy as you are, and all three of you game the benefits system.

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    • 88
      Anonymong says:

      BBC Cows

      They cost a lot, keep the milk for themselves and offer up bullshit to those that feed them.

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      • 95
        An oldie for the pensioners says:

        We’re in the army now
        and went to milk the cow.
        We pulled its tail instead of its tit
        and all we got was a bucket sh*t.

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    • 99
      Anonymous says:

      If you think I am going to read all that crap through, you must be delusional. I thought I was bad spouting on but you fella, you take the biscuit. Have you ever heard of the English literature phrase of “summary”?

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    • 103
      Max By Graves says:

      SOCIALISM

      You have two cows.

      The State borrows £1 billion on the securty of the Cow without your concent. They piss the money down a well then make you the loan back. Meanwhile your cow has died.

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  11. 22
    FOX NEWS Press Alert says:

    BREAKING: UK boy band JLS are to split….. in other news, a couple from Portugal have applied for planning permission to build a conservatory.

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  12. 23
    Kent Constable says:

    Thats Gordon Showing off his favoured downhill skiing position, followed by the flinging of the release… He is really depraved

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  13. 24
    Gordon Brown says:

    British bands for British audiences

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  14. 25
    Albert hall says:

    Poor Gordon so misaligned. Can’t someone put him out of his misery? I’d feel so much better knowing i would not be paying into his pension pot. I don’t object to paying a couple of quid towards his funeral.

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    • 38
      beast says:

      Id happily carry the coffin in full dress uniform with tears (of laughfter) in my eyes before burying him next to his fellow nonce Jimmy Savile

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    beast says:

    the Arctic Monkeys must surely be next

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      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

      They will have to split if (know don’t laugh) global warming melts all the arctic ice.

      They can’t drop the Arctic from their name because they will be confused with the Monkees.

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  16. 35
    doran doran says:

    oaf muzak

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  17. 39
    Steve Miliband says:

    ..I don’t know, what have a I got if I have one moth ball in this hand and another mothball in this hand?

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    • 54
      Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

      …potentially, two decent lines of naphthalene, dear.

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    • 62
      Lily Savage says:

      This is interesting, albeit off of Wiki:

      Older-formula mothballs have also been used by drag racers to enhance the octane value of fuel by dissolving the mothballs in some of the fuel and filtering out the remains with a filter paper.

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      • 72
        Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

        I prefer a fifty-fifty mix of AvGas and super-unleaded in the Hillman, dear. I can be in Eastbourne within the hour.

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    • 67
      nellnewman says:

      LOL! Old country remedy – hang mothballs in victoria plum trees to deter wasps at fruiting time.

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    Urgent says:

    Can someone please arrange for Gordon to meet U2?

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    beast says:

    https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1024&bih=440&q=jimmy+savile+gordon+brown&oq=jimmy+savile+gordon+brown&gs_l=img.3…10341.21379.0.21925.25.13.0.12.3.0.217.2047.0j11j2.13.0…0.0…1ac.1.11.img.FFK4xgIq-5w#imgrc=h2t_mZnszmyucM%3A%3BoZTW5wxLvFLGaM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fimg.dailymail.co.uk%252Fi%252Fpix%252F2008%252F05_03%252FbrownDM0905_468x307.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Faangirfan.blogspot.com%252F2012%252F02%252Fbbcs-jimmy-savile-and-child-abuse-cover.html%3B468%3B307

    Pervert meets dj

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Gordon’s telling them about his plan to pre-announce the selling of 400 tons of gold.

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    tinker says:

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  22. 63
    CCHQ Press Officer says:

    ‘Fivefold rise in foodbanks use’ Just rejoice in that news….VOTE TORY !!!!!!!

    http://on-msn.com/Y2pHC3

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    • 69
      nellnewman says:

      I’m still trying to work out why we need food banks when welfare benefits are so high. What are people doing with their benefits if not spending them on food?

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    • 71
      DEFRA says:

      They’ve got to get rid of those old Findus “horse” lasagnes somehow.

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  23. 68
    nellnewman says:

    We need gordon to endorse militwit with as much enthusiasm as galloway has done.!!

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  24. 69
    Ian Dunghole Smut says:

    I look forwards to Mr Brown’s funeral. Mrs T’s was a cracker! That showed the Argies. Who are the young people? Do they have visas?

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  25. 81
    Lary Gineker says:

    Reposted, and with grateful thanks to Bazinga! who found this:

    That last picture of the Jock mozzie and the Hammas guy – does anyone else think they look like two “Gaza Wanderers” supporters who have just seen their top striker miss a sitter from 10 yards?

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  26. 83
    gordon says:

    i met obama you know, do you homies play basketball too ?

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  27. 87
    Truth said says:

    I bet those lads have a joyful feeling of superiority sitting next to jonah the ex Prime Mentalist. It is difficult to think that he was once in charge of running this Country although he was never elected and we (the World) have been in deep shite since.

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    an insurance says:

    Faith in GB is faith in god.
    .
    Changin the subject Do we need a pro work society. Work 4 nothing Servants of the ppl. A family is that. Widen the famili…

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  29. 91
    Cynial-old-bag says:

    The mere thought of Gordon trying to be cool is more than enough for one day.

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  30. 92
    njl100 says:

    Is that an Eton tie he is wearing? Something he’s not told us perhaps.

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The lefties are attacking because the panellist is a millionaire and lives in a London home worth upwards of two million. Someone had best tell them he’s called Ed Miliband.


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