April 23rd, 2013

The Ultimate HuffPo Story


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    Walk down Edgware Road…..see the gangs of them begging and mugging people.

  2. 2
    P C Dixon says:

    Does anyone read the HP? Other than for the totty!

  3. 3
    The British Public says:

    The police and immigration authorities do nothing to sling the Romanian beggars and criminals out, despite their exercising NO rights enshrined in EU Law as the basis of their presence here. Teresa May should get a fucking grip.

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Presumably you call the police when you witness all of these muggings.

  5. 5
    Sarah says:

    I remember the BBC propaganda before the Polish arrived – they always used pictures of long legged blonde woman with large breasts to stereotype the Polish people rather than putting pictures of 18 to 20 year old men who came in vast numbers.

    BBC, Guardian & Huffpo – just why do the hate the indigenous British people so much that they want to ethnically cleanse them further?

    Are we not enriched enough already?

  6. 6
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Unde este Beneficiile Office? AS vrea o casa libera.

  7. 7
    Aaron D Highside says:

    Has Mr Desmond taken it over?

  8. 8
    Gold Commander says:

    What good is that supposed to do?

  9. 9
    The last Bastion says:

    If you see a crime being commited why aren’t you helping? It is the duty of every good citizen to aid their fellows, you complain about the state of the nation but do nothing to maintain the foundations upon which it rests.

    For Shame!

  10. 10
    London lurker says:

    Why do Liberals love immigrants so much?
    Or do they just dislike having their coffee served by a Fat Bolton lass?

  11. 11
    Jagbulon says:

    Adultwork.com has vast numbers of Romanian girls already “working” here.

  12. 12
    E. Zeely-Fooled says:

    So that’s OK then.

    Glad that’s cleared up.

  13. 13
    PC Plod says:

    It is in their culture to mug people, and in dialing 999 you are in effect stating that you disapprove of their culture, which is WAYCYST!!!!

  14. 14
    Steve Miliband says:

    What nationality is the receptionist? Perhaps she is from the Rhondda working in Sofia?

  15. 15
    Knob says:

    The fact that if they did decide to come here and there is fuck all we could do about it doesn’t come into it then?
    We just have Newsnights wonk survey for comfort.

  16. 16
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    That is true.

  17. 17

    Dial 101 and you will receive an automated crime number and your case will be opened and immediately closed.

    Please take the time to fill in the survey saying if you were
    – very satisfied
    – very,very satisfied
    – somewhat satisfied

    With how your crime has been dealt with.

    Please note any crimes solved or any stolen goods returned to you under this police investigation system will be purely coincidental.

  18. 18
    Tessa Tickles says:

    The problem is that more than 350,000 of them do want to come here, although, very tellingly, 70pc of those who want to come here admit to being put off by the changes to the benefits system that will leave them excluded (changes which are of course opposed by Labour).

  19. 19
    Teresa May says:

    Nonsense. We can close the borders to them and sling out the millions of illegals already here.

    Not that I intend to do that, of course.

  20. 20
    Dee Lusional says:

    Perhaps they are planning for the future. Who is going to wipe your a*se when you are senile and dribbling. The locals won’t do it.

    Sorry, I may have misjudged you. Who is performing that function now?

  21. 21
    BBC says:

    We stand by our survey. In much the same way as we stood by presented Jimmy Savile with an award.

  22. 22
    Steve says:

    On the bright side, at least this lot are working.


  23. 23
    Puter Plod says:

    They are too busy in front of their computers chasing twitter crime to bother with getting out and fighting real crime

  24. 24
    Wyle Cop says:

    Did you know the Romanian for “Public Toilet” is “Park Lane”?

  25. 25
    M102 says:

    Nice clangers

  26. 26
    BBC News (on a lighter note) says:

    A survey carried out by the BBC shows that when it comes to horses bolts and gates,the horses show no desire to bolt so don’t worry about the gate being open.

  27. 27
    Owen Jones says:

    The working classes are capitalist traitors to the Marxist cause.
    They must be replaced by people who will follow the Marxist cause.

  28. 28
    typical says:

    you made that up didn’t you

  29. 29
    mission civilisatrice says:

    Its not so much that they love immigrants. They patronise the hell out of them, truth be told. But they really despise working class people more. I blme the loss of empire. Most of the Hampstead elite pine for the days when they could go around buggering that up.

  30. 30
    Vote UKIP says:

    we will solve this.
    and you’ll never pay any taxes
    and there will be free custard which you can smoke in pubs.


  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    bugger – I was hoping for some cheap labour to pull up my posh asparagus. Labour has left me down again. Ah well, here we go, knife out, and I thought I was in a farming management position, my arse!

  32. 32
    err since when were Greeks Black? says:

  33. 33
    Maqboul says:

    Like getting knifed by a Romanian p­ikey who shouldn’t be here… most helpful.

  34. 34
    Only mad dogs and foreigners get up before the midday sun says:

    No white person should have to lower themselves to wipe another white persons botty.
    That is the Liberal way even though a bit racist if you don’t mind me saying.

  35. 35
    Billy Big says:

    I am in Romania now, Guido can see my IP, and believe me suitcase sales and back pack sales are booming as they prepare to decamp to the UK. As a normal English person I can’t get anywhere near the bennies the new immigrants will be getting. At least I get first crack at the Romanian birds before you hoary old lot do.

  36. 36
    Bazinga! says:

    All these immigrants yet the BBC can’t find one to employ as a presenter. Don’t they have fit looking presenters who speak English in these Countries?

  37. 37
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “Cleave” unto thy husband, Arianna. Oh, I forgot, you were his “beard.” Just like you forgot you were Republican after old Mikey Boy started losing elections. Maybe it’s YOU who likes looking at a “bit of tit,” eh, Arianna? “They argued all night, as to who had the right…”

  38. 38
    Maqboul says:

    When caught they’ll complain of being “trafficked”, human slave trade etc. Nothing to do with the fact they can earn £150 an hour or that they don’t want their mums to find out they’re slappers.

  39. 39
    We are f**ked BIGTIME says:

    Visit the West Midlands, once the hub of industry, now a wasteland full of east eruopean rubbish.

    Bham has tons of Romanian women all with young babies begging for money.

    Dudley has other ethnic Slavs selling cheap “gold” wedding rings.

    Wolverhampton full of Poles waiting for their council houses and benefits.

    Walsall just full of muslims.

  40. 40
    Maqboul says:

    He was from what is now Turkey and probably of Greek origin. So yeah man, he wuz black.

  41. 41
    The BBC says:

    We are a visual medium and as such all our immigrants must be darkies, whities are not allowed.

  42. 42
    Tachybaptus says:

    Cară-te, ciudatule!

  43. 43
    Bazinga! says:

    I thought St George was actually Greek with a Palestinian mother? By any account that doesn’t make him ‘black’ just as O’bumma isn’t black.

  44. 44
    Lib-lab pact coming for 2015 says:

    Not now Owen…

  45. 45
    Maqboul says:

    Not one who isn’t already working nights.

  46. 46
    Diversity Officer says:

    Oh yeah. No one has had any bad experiences of immigration. Anyone who thinks it’s not enriching and vibrant has been hypnotised by the Daily Mail. That’s because we all live in Dorset and Hampshire like most of the left wingers who love it so much.

  47. 47
    Knob says:

    Even us whites are Black Lee or is that business about us all coming from Africa shit?

  48. 48
    Wyle Cop says:

    Now they just go around buggering.

  49. 49
    Dark Tan Fran says:

    Never understood why the call half cast Obama black. His white skinned mum must get fed up with it.

  50. 50
    Bazinga! says:

    I like the way the BBC wheeled out pretty boy Burnham the other day to give us the BBC line on the NHS.

    How come the BBC haven’t pointed out the measles outbreak in Wales is also the fault of Burnham and Postman Pat who allowed the use of the MMR jab to fall to such dangerous levels it was a negligent act?

    Now the BBC/Liebore are trying to blame the Tories again.

  51. 51
    Leroy_Brown says:

    I is black 2, like dem St.Georges, w8tng for dem fucksters to sort ma dole

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    spot the Bulgarian – clue, she’s the one sitting down, brain the size of a planet, and no, I haven’t shagged her, but I would like to, oh yes, and discuss genetics…

  53. 53
    Will.socialists.ever.stop.being.hypocrites says:

    What these polls completely ignore is that when the vanguard arrives and sees how cushy life here is they send for their other family members, relatives and friends to join them. This is exactly what happened with East European countries and Asians and West Indians before them.

  54. 54
    Dr Owen Davies-Pryce says:

    Watch them drugs.. trying to polute Welsh blood,
    make you a ZOMBIE,

    Ps Free LARSON NOW!

  55. 55
    Diversity Officer says:

    I genuinely had this conversation in a pub with a (white) lefty woman I used to work with.

    Her: Where do you live?
    Me: Beckenham.
    Her: Where’s that?
    Me: South East London, in the borough of Bromley.
    Her: Oh I couldn’t live in Bromley. Don’t you find it too white? Wouldn’t you prefer to live somewhere a bit more diverse?
    Me: Where do you live then?
    Her: Leigh on Sea.

  56. 56
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Oi! You’re in England now– sp(e)ak Urdu!

  57. 57
    A law called ass says:

    Trouble being if you were knifed by a Romanian Pikey you would be banged up for calling him a Romanian Pikey and the Romanian Pikey Knifeman would get compo for being called a Romanian Pikey.

  58. 58
    Will.socialists.ever.stop.being.hypocrites says:

    And you are a stupid twat.

  59. 59
    Dr Owen Davies-Pryce says:

    This is true

  60. 60
    M says:

    The criminal will take you to court if you intervene . Had you forgotten ?
    It’s their human rights .

  61. 61
    Diversity Officer says:

    It has the novelty value of being the only wank site edited by a fundamentalist muslim.

  62. 62
    Lee Jasper is part of the problem not the solution says:

    Don’t worry about the 50+ young black males who get killed every year at the hands of other young black males just focus on what whitey is doing Mr Jasper.

  63. 63
    Billy Bragg says:

    I totally reject this

    (sent from my iPhone- Dorset Estate)

  64. 64
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    First the BBC, and now the Huff Post can foresee the future. It’s almost unbelievable.

  65. 65
    Knob says:

    Never understood why the call Black people Black they are Brown.

  66. 66
    Herman van Rompuy says:

    Don’t forget the EU rules mean you can go to Romania and beg or mug people there.

  67. 67
    Owen Jones says:

    You people are racists.

  68. 68
    Racist says:

    If he was black, he wouldn’t have fought the dragon, he’d have just come back with a carload of his mates and shot it.

  69. 69
    Bob Crow says:


  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    a right tit………….

  71. 71
    A White Man says:

    And I am mainly pink. Except for the blue, green and purple bits.

  72. 72
    John Tandy says:

    What was the experts estimates the last time around? Just 13000 would come from the newly recruited Eastern Euopean countries, when indeed well over 1 million did. I would suggest that this is around the figure currently packing to come to the UK later this year from Rumania and Bulgaria. How our housing, schools, hospitals and welfare systems will cope is pretty predictable don’t you think?

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    left one or right one? TWAAAAAAART!

  74. 74
    Teresa M says:

    There are no Romanian immigrants in London. Never! They’re not even within 100 miles of London. They are not in any place. They hold no place in Britain. This is an illusion …

  75. 75
    Horny handed son of toil says:

    Side-boobs, mmm delicious…

  76. 76
    Anonymous says:

    Except, they’re not gonna look like that, they’ll be headscarf wearing, toothless old crones who smell of fish and shit in the street.

  77. 77
    Handycock Immigrant Trafficker says:

    You don’t understand. The public sector is the largest employer of immigrants, particularly illegal ones in the UK. Take Portsmouth for example all the menial labour is provided by agencies who mainly employ illegals for cleaning schools, offices etc. They provide them at rock bottom rates, pay them even less and take all the risks should the illegal situation become exposed, the Council would then deny all knowledge. Clever eh? Boaz.

  78. 78
    Anonymous says:

    The BBC are scum, they are almost as evil as the Tories.

  79. 79
    Vacant Possession says:

    It’s amazing the BBC gets away with this stuff, even ITV were meekly referring to the nonsense instead of merely examining what has happened in the past 13 years to discover what might happen in the next.

    The trouble with the BBC is they confuse a nation of shopkeepers with a nation of shop stewards; eager to mouth off without considering the facts.

    Unfortunately the BBC may have missed the enormous respect shown by the huge turnout of The respectful General Public to Margaret Thatcher’s funeral as opposed to what they peddle – the loony left.

    We are indeed a nation of shopkeepers, thoughtful ones at that.

  80. 80
    Anonymous says:

    Yes Helen is delicious too, but Mira stirs my loins – like to spread my genetics afar I like to, come in all corners.

  81. 81
    Jen The Blue says:

    Are you aware Anonymous that the police will only ever respond to an alleged crime if the there are racist overtones against an ethnic minority, never against a white.

    Racism is a strictly one way street and the police only deal with this racism these days.

  82. 82
    Booby Trappist says:

    What was it that bloke said in his report about the Met being institutionally racist? Seems the pendulum has swung completely the other way. Time the fuzz was depoliticised.

  83. 83
    Booby Trappist says:

    But since about 1966, we have become a nation of greengrocer’s….

  84. 84
    Village Idiot says:

    Would it not be, “Tony Blair”, whose fault it is,or,even, Euan Blair,s fault???????

  85. 85
    Tom Catesby says:

    Can anybody with an inconvenient memory remember, during Tony. B. Liar’s ‘reign’ how many poles we were told were likely to come to the UK? ‘About 15,000′.

  86. 86
    Tom Catesby says:

    To go to Rumania or Bulgaria to blag, steal or sign on, you would need to take the cash with you!

  87. 87
    Tom Catesby says:

    p.s. ….And they can’t afford the price of the ‘Big Issue’.

  88. 88
    Tom Catesby says:

    what’s the point of slinging them out? they’ll be back in the New Year, a bit like Limpdick Opic hiding the ‘Cheeky Girls’!

  89. 89
    Bruce B . says:

    The IRA drummed Roms out of Belfast … a firm hand …

  90. 90
    Bruce B . says:

    Gritty. Its Gritty .

  91. 91
    Bruce B . says:

    350,000 = 1Million …

  92. 92
    Dreary Steeples says:

    If I remember correctly it was the Prods that put pressure on them to move on.

  93. 93
    My DNA goes back longer than yours here says:

    Boatang said that 80% of immigrants vote Labour for over twenty years now its Gerrymandering on a scale that Dame shirley could have only drempt of

  94. 94
    My DNA goes back longer than yours here says:

    The best way to work this out would be to see how many coaches the Germans have been able to sell these people to transport them

  95. 95
    wentonsam says:

    I think we should leave the side-boobs out of this debate.

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