April 23rd, 2013

Farage Confirms Hancock By-Election Plan

A month ago in his Sun column Guido revealed that UKIP are already up and running on the ground in Portsmouth South in anticipation that self-confessed teen fondler Mike Hancock will be forced out, triggering a by-election. Today Farage has confirmed he is predicting a by-election this summer, telling a press gallery lunch that he thinks UKIP will win. Dave will note the several Tory MPs quaffing Merlot with the hack pack as Farage confessed he had been a frequenter of lap-dancing establishments, laid into Leveson and endorsed Gove for PM. He knows his audience


  1. 1
    Twitter says:

    UKIP is trending

  2. 2
    Twitter says:

    Oh and First

  3. 3
    Panem.et.circenses says:

    *thumbs air*

  4. 4
    Number Two says:

    More of a twatter eh?

  5. 5
    CarryHole is a massive Hunt says:

    I think roughly every non-gayer male in the country has visited a personal thigh warming establishment.

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    Handycock sex Tourist on Taxpayer's money says:

    There will be no by-election. Whatever I am found guilty of, I will not stand down. I never have before, nor will I now. It is the absolute right of Members of Parliament to seduce young girls, especially on foreign trips to eastern Europe, molest vulnerable female constituents, and all in all use their power and influence to get as much sex as possible, especially if the taxpayer is paying for it all. If I were to stand down who would pay for my trips to Russia, Romania, Moldova and all places east? I am not standing down and am adamant about that. Boaz.

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    Mike Hancock says:

    I’m in touch with the next generation.

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    The Con/UKIP Alliance says:

    Game on

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    Nigel Forage-ing for any publicity he can get says:

    Ah, well, you know, I’ve come to like the way the South Coast votes, last time out, and thought, Why not again?, and the rest, as they say…bottoms up, chaps!

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    UKIP have got about half a dozen members in Portsmouth. They haven’t got a local candidate, Farage will parachute someone in. Of course we all like to see Hancock squirm a bit, but all the punditry we’ve seen so far has been based on guesswork.

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    I promiise to pay the bearer..honestly i do...Jock Salmond says:

    So the Jockanese are to be booted out of sterling.

  12. 12
    Bob says:

    Well durrrr…

  13. 13
    Toasting Fork says:

    The Tories and the Leftists ARE TOAST.

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    Gay Windmills says:

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    Jack says:

    Come on Pompey.

    show the troughing political class what you think of them

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    Mitch says:

    Seemed like a typical south coast shitehole to me.

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    Brown OUT & pay me damages. Respect my legal rights. says:

    Hancock should do the decent thing and resign. What an utter creep he is.

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    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

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    Hugh Jend says:

    But why the innocent face?

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    The Judiciary is rotten to the core as well as the political class says:


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    Anonymous says:

    “press gallery lunch” – when is Nige ever not out of lunch – he seems eternally out to lunch, the ex-wanker banker he is. UKIP – up my fecking arse! Song for Nige,

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    Eco Loon says:

    Pictures of Chris Bryant in his is all the proof I need.

  24. 24
    Hugh Jend says:

    Handy cock was last seen pulling his winkle whilst watching the MILF Irn Bru advert.

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    Mad mad mad says:

    Out of the EU now!

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    Jugdgement Day says:

    When the Judiciary is corrupt..What the fuck can you do?

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    Joe says:


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    Hugh Jend says:

    No..the new one with the MILF…in the kitchen with her push up bra.


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    £130 Billion Black hole says:

    At this rate everything will be fine by 2413.

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    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    About time too.

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    Taff Watch says:

    Jealousy and envy, the two crutches of the intellectual pygmy.

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    Lawrence of Auchtermuchty says:

    What I don’t understand is how Hancock keeps getting re-elected both to the council and to the national. Do they not mind pervs in Pompey or something?

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    Chris Bryant says:

    That’s my old hang out.

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    HandyCock says:

    Mind! MIND!, it’s positively compulsory. Boaz

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    Margaret Hodge says:

    I do great lap dances.

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    Anne Widdcombe says:

    Mine are just out of shot on the left, they’re being used as a bouncy castle.

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    Phil says:

    Althougth it pains me to say it I personally share your theory on the basis that another agenda is in play with the Judiciary and it has little if anything to do with the protection of the inhabitants of this country to go about their own business lawfully and safely without fear from harm by outside forces or individuals.
    As a last resort, in the Qatada case, May could throw him out and tell the ECHR to whistle. This attitude would almost certainly wipe out Red’s poll lead and cheer us all up but I’m not holding my breath.

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    Jimmy says:

    “teen fondler”

    He looks older.

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    P C Dixon says:

    O Dear are we getting worried ?!? Well done Taff Watch – got in one

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    This is all very well,but of course it depends whether they can force the teen fondler out.Giving this mans previous life and his ability to survive as long as hes has then its going to be a tough job.As I have said on this blog the political class are entirely corrupt and its imperative that voters are giving the right to recall dishonest scum like Hancock where there is sufficient evidence that they no longer have the support of their constituents because of their behaviour.

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    Vote Conservative for unctrolled immigration says:

    Unlike LibLabCon who do no fcuking work !

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    Cameron will still be in place in June as will Fatbutt in 2015 mores the pity.

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    Joe says:

    Happy St Georges day to one and all, even you Jimmy. :)

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    Liar, liar, pants oh fire says says:


    your a prick, Farage was never a banker, he was metal’s dealer in the city, so get your facts straight. And there’s nothing wrong with business lunches that’s how you make contacts and net work.

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    Penfold says:

    Would be nice to see UKIP get the seat.

    It might well prompt the Tories to ditch Call me Dave and get a real conviction leader.

    And that would be collateral damage of a postive sort.

    Watch out for Owen Paterson……..!!

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    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    Poor Guido…he is betwixted between !!!!!

    Is he a UKIP Lackey or a Tory Lackey

    Depends on whether he has a drink induced hangover ( Tory) or a drug induced hangover ( UKIP ).

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    Red Ed Dwarf says:

    Its the year 2413 and 3 trillion, gazillion, megabillion pounds in debt Ed Lisper is the last socialist left alive.

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    An Interpreter of Interpretations of Interpretations says:


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    It seems Ukip is worrying Labour as well as the Conservatives in the locals this year.


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    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    errrrrrrrr wasnt the debt meant to be £79 billion by 2013 according to the Cry Babys figures. Currently £120bn

  51. 51
    Panem.et.circenses says:

    So speaketh the Labour lackey

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    Off subject HMG have been refused leave to appeal the decision re Abu Qatada extradition to Jordan.Why dont they just put him on a plane to hell with it.

  53. 53
    Ed Balls says:

    He isn’t spending fast enough.

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    Occasional punt says:

    Not me. I’ve visited “ladies”, though.

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    Abu Fucking Qatada says:

    Ha Ha Ha You Stupid English, innit. Now where’s my new free house? You kufar bastards.

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    Nick Clegg says:

    We are so very sorry.

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    Anonymous says:

    Put Qatada on a plane now.

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    Vote Conservative for unctrolled immigration says:

    Agree, do not underestimate the utterly corrupt legacy LibLabCon, it is in none of their interests for a by-election.

    The legacy know UKIP stand a real chance of winning and will do everything in their power to avoid this embarrassment.

    Now where’s that long grass.

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    Nigel Farage doppelganger says:


    Keep Cameron in place, he is doing wonders for UKIP recruitment

    I was a UKIP meeting last night, with Farage as Guest speaker
    Lodge Hill,Coldwaltham ,West Sussex.

    and they lapped him up.

    some pissed of Local Tory spies there with faces like thunder, as saw their blue rinse brigade cheering Farage on


    Keep it up call me Dave, your the best.

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    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    The Cry Baby stated in November 2011 public borrowing would be:

    £127bn in 2011
    £120bn in 2012
    £100bn in 2013
    £79bn in 2014
    £53bn in 2015
    £24bn in 2016

    …and QPR will win the premiership in 2014

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    Joe says:

    Oh do get it right you fuck moron, it’s £130bn.

  62. 62
    Panem.et.circenses says:

    Now there is a word I have not heard for quite some time – Conservative

  63. 63
    Jimmy says:

    Always nice to see positive portrayals of Palestinians here.

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    Got a badger for a head says:

    He won’t win

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    Because the Tories aren't in charge...ok says:

    The LibDems would veto it

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    All lib dems are liars says:

    As Farage wont let foreigners in does that mean his wife will be up for grabs?

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    Call me Dave says:

    What’s £10bn between friends?

    In fact make it £11bn and give it to India

    pip pip

  68. 68
    Nick Clegg says:

    We would beatify Abu if we could, but he is the wrong religion.

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    Joe says:

    That’s truly terrible!
    Who on earth left the public finances in that poor state in the first place?

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    Lee Grasper says:

    Even bl@ck ones

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    Sources in the Tory party say that they do not expect Cameron to be in Downing St in June 2015 says:

    NOT this side of the election…it worked in 1992 but it wouldn’t work to-day…it’s sink or swim with the present leadership

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    Ironic says:

    He only wants to let in immigrants from the commonwealth countries, those disgusting white Europeans can fuck off.

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    Joe says:

    Get back to Ed’s cock.

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    All lib dems are liars says:

    You mean the ones that might work!!!

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    Peter Bone MP with Mrs. Bone's blessing says:

    If I was Home Secretary, Abu Qatada would be on the first flight to Jordan.

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    Mark Wouters. says:

    Answer me this ,The united states military ar 1) FRONTLINE FARIES? or

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    Hang The Bostards says:

    Looks like the LIBLABCON loving AnonyMOUSE is getting a bit worried, as are all the establishment.

    It’s easy UKIP = voice of the many = March into power.


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    Guy News Room says:

    Guido Fawkes set to press Theresa May for Commons statement tomorrow on Abu Qatada.

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    Joe says:

    St George was a Greek who became an officer in the Roman army, but lets not let facts get in the way of a Jimmy one liner.

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    Anonymous says:

    all you above that are negative to me, up yewers,

    Ok ok Nige, so I agree totally on some of your points, but feck Nige, we have got to nudge things along, not steamroll. You are too low flying at the moment Nige, as….

    Yes, don’t be a tragic woos as that fella, Nige.

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    beast says:

    Better still throw him out of the back of it sans parachute

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    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    HSBC is cutting 3,166 UK jobs as it continues efforts to reduce costs.

    Hear ! Hear !

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    I thought the point was... says:

    Hard to tell based on geographical location only.

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    Nice Lady by all accounts says:

    I’d press Theresa May.

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    Panem.et.circenses says:

    Strapped to the Lisbon treaty to weigh him down

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    Tony Billionblair says:

    You could do that through one of my many charities too Dave.

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    Ed 'Treasury' Balls says:

    I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I might incriminate myself.

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    Disgusting says:

    Shame on the British judiciary.

    The Court of App*al refuses the government permission to take its fight to remove Abu Qatada from the UK to the Supreme Court.

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    Anonymous says:

    Judiciary is corrupt: How can any group with limitless powers to reward themselves, remain uncorrupted.

    Personally, I know they are corrupt. If Judges thought they were at risk, they would try harder to cover up their mistakes.

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    Vote Conservative for uncotrolled immigration says:

    The LibLabCon are permanantly punch drunk on a paucity of policy.

    Any polcies they do have are given to them by the EU and copied off each other while they wait in line at the EU gold plated tax free salary and pensions tuckshop.

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    Vote Conservative for uncotrolled immigration says:

    We’re more sorry – here’s some cash and a bigger house

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    Curly says:

    Yes chuck him and his entire family out and let the ECHR impose a fine. Don’t have to pay it (what would they do, invade?) but even if we did, it would still be a lot cheaper than keeping this c*unt and his relatives in the style to which he has become accustomed over the past 10 years.

    Theresa, grow a pair (figuratively of course!) and just DO IT. The whole country will be right behind you – and I’m sure King Abdullah would even send the plane to pick them up.

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    Truth said says:

    And there was me thinking that Farrage was sensible but then he goes and says Gove for PM, no, no, no, Gove is something we do not want anyway when Scotland go solo we will send him back up there!!

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    Vote Conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    Don’t forget the HRA in a rucksuck worn by Ed and Dave with Fatbot as ballast

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    Curly says:

    You know they are corrupt -and so do we. We only had to watch the Hutton, Chilcott and Leveson circuses to confirm it.

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    Fact Hunt says:

    What I don’t get is Parliament make the laws that the judiciary then enforce. So change the fucking law and chuck the twat out. It’s not rocket science May you munter. If the barrier is then the ECHR, just ignore the terrorist loving lefties, our European partners do.

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    Vote Conservative for uncontrolled immigration says:

    No, the ones who meet a strict points based entry system based on properly assessed skills shortages, and who have their own private health insurance, and who can p1ss off back home when their job is finished.

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    Curly says:

    See earlier discussion above ^^^^

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    Anonymous says:

    Get safely away and publish. It might help all of the rest, that are remaining, to stay alive.

    Do not ever think that the courts are there to protect you. They only protect themselves. Dealing with a problem in a timely fashion is not in their interest. It does not matter how many die, as long as they get more fees.

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    labourunionsbbc are one under the EU says:

    Stumpy balls-up made a far better education minister, who could fault his “no winners” policy.

    Much better than Gove’s reintroduction of British history in the curriculum, and taking power away from central government and giving it to the schools themselves.

    Oh no that will never do for those command and control socialist types, a?

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    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Just like the Aussies do then. Perhaps that sexy Welsh Julie baby can give us some tips?

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    Curly says:

    I suspect your thoughts are similar to those of the other 60 odd million of us.

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    Katya says:

    You certainly are Handy.

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    Curly says:

    Do what Musharref did and just abolish that institution!

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I will not resign. Boaz.

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    A voter from Portsmouth says:

    + 60 million

  107. 107
    Eric Joyce (Teen Fondler) says:

    I have decided to follow your example Handy. Boaz.

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    Jimmy says:

    He is more formally St. George of Lydda after his native city in Palestine, since renamed after ethnic cleansing as Lod.

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    A confused voter from Eastleigh says:

    Just checking, are you talking about the judge or Handycock here?

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    Jack Straw from Diago Garcia says:

    Alternatively tell the EU that the USA made you do it. I only had to pay £1 in the end.

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    This is how I run Pompey:


    I am doing this on behalf of my boys, the big time property dealers, who launder their money from drug dealing through it. As soon as I get the privileged information from the Minister, I will pass it on to the boys so that they can acquire the land for a song and cut me in from the profits. Boaz.

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    Owain Glyndwr says:

    Well, is dear Nige going to stand so tha t he can double trough, he must be if he is that confident, or is that just blag?

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    Anonymous says:

    How much lower can we sink

    As Churchill said in 45 “This is our finest hour”
    He was a proper statesman, unlike the present shower
    These sycophantic Europhiles have bought us to our knees
    Now Cameron’s asking Merkle “Can we have some power please”

    I need to go back with a ruse to stem the UKIP flood
    The whole backbench will rise as one baying for my blood
    They want a referendum, not tomorrow but today
    I need to claim a victory to keep them all at bay

    We’ll fill it all with weasel words to let you off the hook
    I know it’s smoke and mirrors but its how we make it look
    You need to help me out here Ange, as PM I must stay
    If I should lose then kiss goodbye to 50 Mill a day

    This UKIP mob have pulled the rug from underneath my feet
    If I can’t claim a victory here I’m staring at defeat
    This Ferage chaps percentage vote is going through the roof
    I just don’t understand it, all he does is tell the truth

    I’ve lied and cheated schemed and stalled and gave a cast iron vow
    The cat alas is out the bag and no one trusts me now
    It’s time for you and Rumpy to step up to the plate
    With false negotiation spin before it gets too late

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    Not a LibDem says:

    It’s not just the taxpayer funding Handy – don’t forget all the rate paying dimwits who kept voting him in as a Councillor. He needs his teenies to help iron the money flat!

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    Not a LibDem says:

    He might.

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    Handy's Boys says:

    Jahbulon Handy.

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    Not a LibDem says:

    Nobody sponges off the English taxpayer more than the Welsh, Owain.

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    Joe says:

    Mmmm that’s interesting Jimmy, so by your logic you’d have to be born in lets say Britain to be British yes?

  119. 119
    Gordon Brown says:

    It all started in America, Tony said so.

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    HenryV says:

    The US military are the reason why you could post that in English and not German or Russian.

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    But the question still remains why just Commonwealth Countries??? says:

    Fair enough but and we should do that for the disgusting white Europeans too.

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    Owain Glyndwr says:

    Has any one noticed how the length of football shorts has changed over the years and now they are back to the length of leg in the early50’s and pre WW2

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    Anonymous says:

    liar liar pants on fire – so you confirm he was a The City capitalist cant then? Thanks. He is not normal like the rest of us. Tell him to go and spin for me, next you see him, the chancer he is.

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    Owain Glyndwr says:

    Doesn’t he look a sweetie

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    Ex Uphill Gardener says:

    You wanna try a bit of fanny mate, I did and I’ve never looked back.. or given a reach around.

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    Owain Glyndwr says:

    No, no, NO, I don’t know if I would catch something terribly o nasty

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    Genghis says:

    Quick march, here we come!

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    Owain Glyndwr says:

    What about the magistrates my dear? Some of them have already decided a case before they hear it, at least that’s the impression I get?

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    Jimmy says:

    You can call him Greek if you like. He’s as Greek as Cleopatra, who is usually described as Egyptian. I would normally describe people by the national label they would choose for themselves unless I was trying to annoy them. As an internationalist, I don’t of course believe these things matter.

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    Bazinga! says:

    If there are any actual Tory party members who read this blog, can you please explain why the fuck you want to keep Scotland in the union?

    If you got rid of them it would make it almost impossible for Labour to ever form a majority government again AND it would release us from a massive financial burden.

    The jocks hate the English and English Tories in particular, so why would you stick up for them?

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    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    7 Down. Stuff Guido, the Tory/UKIP supporter doesn’t like to mention. Fence sitting, like his politics.

    1. Abu Qatada to stay
    2. Between 30,000 to 20 gazillion Bulgarians to come to UK, if you believe CHQ
    3. Cry Baby out a lot more, actually thinks his tears will help him
    4. She didn’t rise on the 3rd day, you must be all shocked
    5. Warsi has been let out
    6. The job losses are escalating again
    7. Sell in May to go away approaches. Oh dear back below 6000 very soon..you heard it here first

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    lescrompsblogg says:

    GOVE…..GOVE For PM……..What sort of fucked up mind would even contemplate that horrendous event,think we’ll find Farage is just stirring the Tory pisspot. UKIP in with more than a good chance in Pompey though ,it,s well worth a wager.

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    Nothing Supreme about it says:

    The ‘Supreme Court’….long past time that fucking change was scrapped too.

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    May 2007 was quite good, in fact even better, Moussa.

    You heard it first here first.

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    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    Not a bad week for the Tories

    Only 2 u turns

    1. Home extentions changes – dead in the water
    2. Employment right changes – owner-employee contracts – dead in the water

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    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    The Cry Baby’s new public borrowing predictions:

    £120 bn in 2013
    £119.9999999 bn in 2014
    £119.9999998 bn in 2015
    £119.9999997 bn in 2016

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    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:


    Has Trevor been arrested yet !!!!!!

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    oh my, the footwork! says:

    The country is in the state it’s in because of your lunatics in charge, from immigration to gold to house prices to job losses to losing councils money on bank speculation, he the knee trembler pieman and Icelandic banks could go on but your still a boring git.

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    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    Not doing so bad these days Catty. The Euro is looking better for you these days.

    Its sunny here too.

    I hope the locals are not offended by all the St George crosses. Typical Expat.

    Shall I send you some PG HP and black pudding over.

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    Con Artists says:

    But the question.

    Errrr but Ukip would leave the EU.. so any European, whatever colour they are, would also apply for entry on the same points based system.

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    Your Friendly Neighbourhood Sporting Fashion Analysis Service says:

    It is the influence of the American basketballers having done the same thing in roughly the same time frame (since roughly 1990) preceded by, and perhaps influenced by the boxer, Joe Frazier, whose trunks, in the mid-to-late 70’s reached farther down his thighs than was customary at the time. Footballers and basketballers, in obvious addition to boxers, have always “encased” their genitalia in a protective shell worn inside an athletic supporter, “just in case,” as we say, and the coverage of their pants/trunks/what you will, is irrelevant as to “modesty,” but it should not go unremarked upon that in the same time frame, an increasing number of players of “ultimate-African” ancestry entered these games, almost completely taking them over in the case of basketball and the higher weight classes in boxing. Perhaps it was the subliminal message of a “greater” (though still obviously illusory) need for “modesty” on the par of these particular participants (an image they would not be at great pains to try to dispel) which prompted the designers of the sporting wear to come up with this wheeze of “longer shorts.” [oxymoron?]

  142. 142
    Ed 'Treasury' Balls says:

    I can double that. Just give me the keys.
    I’m ready for the big time. I’ve been in training. I studied under the master, Obi Brown Ko-nob-eye.
    I’m ready for the big time!

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    If any Liebore councilor or MP wants to refute anything said about them on this website then let them come forward and do so.


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    JabbaTheCat says:

    “can you please explain why the fuck you want to keep Scotland in the union?”

    Somewhere to store our nuclear waste and park our nuclear submarines?

  145. 145
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    correct link to kiddy fiddling Liebore councilors & MPs.


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    Majority Aware says:

    But ukip is marmite.

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    Bazinga! says:

    Is that it?

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    gramma says:

    Mind like a bear trap.
    Well read and well spoken.
    The only attendee who did not attempt to suck Leveson’s c*ck.
    Gove would be a shoo in when he decides to run.

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    Frankie "the Bish," Rome, says:

    Oh– like the way my compadres back in BA used to do it with “los desaparecidos,” you mean?

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    Very kind but my indispensables are Guinness, Marmite, Cereals and Marmalade. They made me what I am today! I bring them back by the boxful and will do so again next month. A nice block or two of really strong Cheddar is very bad for one’s cholesterol but I do so love the taste…

    I am not hostage to any one currency, All the main reserve currencies are horrible. Too busy to put St George’s Crosses up, I am afraid. The locals don’t mind me as I spend money with them and make an ass of myself trying to speak their language. They like people who try though so that helps too.

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    The BBC says:

    No. Give him more housing benefit.

  152. 152
    Anonymous says:

    ‘or swim’ ??

  153. 153
    Haribo Halfwit says:

    Albacore? Metre seems untrue.

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    tigerowl says:

    A bi election for Portsmouth. Poor sods. All those politics coming down like they did at Eastleigh. Just put Farage on to the first ferry out of Pompy to France for the duration. Eastleigh got enough of his fake figures on Europe, Migration, immigration, housing. Mans party is a harder version of thatcher. Cut deeper that the Tories. Not what UKIP said in Rptherham. There it was that UKIP supported Public services. One message for one area and another message for the next area. Sounds so like the Lib dems.
    Will farage have the courage to stand this time?

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    Percy Pilbeam says:

    Nige doesn’t that badly either

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    Fact Hunt says:

    Abu Qatada!!

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    The only have bi elections in Brighton don’t they.

    Farage will not do himself any favours schlepping around fighting every seat. He could end up looking like Screaming Lord Sutch.

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    the savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    i went to a lap dancing club once

    they made you run round the athletics track and then do the conga

    methinks nige is not talking about a similar establishment ……

  159. 159
    the savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    for 113 it s plus 10 million ///

  160. 160
    Joe says:

    Jobs a goodun.

  161. 161
    Romany Blythe's saggy tit says:

    Do the liblabcon look like Sutch when they contest every seat?

  162. 162
    Anonymous says:

    Winnie was half yank, don’t forget that – see you down on Main Street at dawn, Adolf, and all that.

  163. 163
    Anonymous says:

    bed blocks at dawn, stand by your beds, your rifle is a tragedy – clean it quick time, spoons and tins at the ready – nosebag up, and etc. etc..

  164. 164
    Gorbalsballs says:

    So, Pompey will see UKIP’s first MP then.

  165. 165
    Gorbalsballs says:

    Shouldn’t be long now Nige! As long as you make me Chancellor instead of that………….!

  166. 166
    Gorbalsballs says:

    He will!

  167. 167
    Gorbalsballs says:

    You’re wasted as a Barman – join UKIP!

  168. 168
    Dee Lusional says:

    Helloooo Sailor!

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