April 22nd, 2013

Rich’s Monday Morning View


  1. 1
    doran doran says:

    george brown – off the sauce – thats news

  2. 2
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Is it Michael Portillo and Leslie Phillips?

  3. 3
    Ctesibius says:

    Got it – Mark was the one with the sense of humour.

  4. 4
    Herman Van Aerial Disease says:

    Haha.. a pig will shove it’s snout in shit if there is a chance of finding scraps of food.

  5. 6
    Will.socialists.ever.stop.being.hypocrites says:

    Two socialists walk into a bar.

    First socialist says ‘What are you having?’
    Second socialist says ‘I’ll have what you are having.’
    First socialist says ‘Ok I’ll have a scotch on the rocks.’
    Second socialist says ‘Oh no you won’t. You’ll have what I am having.’

  6. 8
    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    We have taken a poll and can tell the British people that very few if any Romanians and Bulgarians will be coming here next January. We are glad to have set your minds at rest.

    • 14
      Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

      I doubt if that news will be of any comfort to the inhabitants of Bournemouth.

      • 20
        living in 31% English merseyside, 2032 says:

        I’m so glad we all supported Labour so they could increase the invasion figures to e n r i c h this area with their e t h n i c ___ c l e a n s i n g.

      • 80
        perception says:

        How would all those care homes in Bournemouth cope without all those immigrants or “guest workers” would they even be able to survive

    • 15
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

      Exactly, who would want to come here and live off a measly £26,000 in benefits.

      • 38
        perception says:

        £25K, yes a lot of money to me, probably a month’s wage to some on here, it is not the amount of money, it is what can you get for that amount of money food wise, living accommodation, heating, lighting and an amount to facilitate travel, and entertainment. The way prices are rising because of government policies, shortages of food, the ever increasing prices of heating, lighting, travel you name it even £10K 30 years ago was a quite a good income but now it is a just get by income for someone on that income.

        • 52
          Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

          I’ve never seen a benefit scrounging chav short of booze,fags,Sky TV,iphones,foreign holidays etc.

          • perception says:

            Do you actually know of even one, or is it what you have read in those founts of all knowledge The Sun, Daily Wail and Sexpress

          • Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

            I see them all the time coming out of ASDA loaded up with booze,fags etc when the benefit cheque arrives every fortnight.

          • C.O.Jones says:

            I know a few scroungers and ATTT is 100% spot on. He did however fail to mention the endless round of take away meals that are delivered to their doors.

            Lazy fuckers!

        • 53
          Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

          £25K a month’s wage to some n here? I don’t think too many quangocrats or union bosses post here.

          • perception says:

            OK that is a bit over the top £25K pm, well say £25K for 3 months with relatively safe secure jobs.

    • 23
      Bazinga! says:

      Here we go, the BBC will peddle this lie all day and then all evening. Note the BBC are making a headline story one of their own stories.

      Can you imagine if the poll had shown millions wanting to come here? the BBC would have buried the poll.

      • 32
        Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:


        On ITV news the information given was that there is going to be a debate in the HoC about immigration because a petition had been signed by over 100,000 people. On the BBC they give a party politicial broadcast on behalf of the EU and that’s your lot.

      • 42
        albacore says:

        They’re taking us for a load of prats
        But look closer at their caveats
        The samples they took were so minute
        They might as well have asked King Canute

        • 120
          Anonymous says:

          The media tells us what allowed,
          as if they found out themselves.
          Telling us what we should know,
          about cricket scores and shelves.

          How to put them up, dig garden,
          as if we want to know about that.
          What want to know is screwing,
          who with, as long us not doing.

          Keep an eye on them folks, a buddy right close eye.

  7. 11
    Will.socialists.ever.stop.being.hypocrites says:

    I doubt it. Good job that bedroom ‘tax’ will free a load more bedrooms so they won’t all freeze to death on the streets.

    • 16
      Will.socialists.ever.stop.being.hypocrites says:

      No thanks to the Liblabcon carbon tax they’ll all freeze to death in bedrooms instead.

      • 19
        Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

        A British winter is very mild compared to a Romanian/Bulgarian one.

  8. 13
    Bazinga! says:

    I see the BBC are at their brainwashing once again. Firstly the BBC have done a poll of Bulgarians and Romanian and guess what? According to the BBC hardly any of them want to come here.

    So more bollocks and lies from the BBC.

    Then Nikki Campbell spent most of this morning telling us that the two Muslim terrorists in America were operating on their own and that they were angry with America in a country they were ‘forced’ to live in.

    Forced? They could have fucked off any time they liked.

    • 29
      s says:

      it’s good to know that despite you despising the bbc you are an avid fan of its programming ….. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      • 47
        Anonymous says:

        It’s great to know that even if I utterly hate the BBC and it’s agenda and watch not one bit of any of it’s c$%p that I still have to be forced to pay for it !

    • 33
      Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

      Why does the US let them all in? If they need immigrants they can get all they need from latino countries.

    • 71
      Ear Trumpet says:

      Why did we let Nicky Campbell in? Spin the wheel……

      • 85
        Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

        That’s Radio 5 Labour for you.

        • 99
          Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

          Wouldn’t know. I haven’t listened to the radio for about 30 years and when I happen to be around one they are usually blaring out pop music.

  9. 17
    perception says:

    Hey Fawkesy, your old pal Micky White has done a review of Maggie’s new biography vol 1, it seems there is another from a different author in the offing

  10. 24
    It's not black & white says:

    Don’t spose occurs 2 BBC, plod stops more dark yoofs cuz they r causing most bovver.

    • 31
      s says:

      what? like white millwall youff eh?

      • 39
        Gangsta Crap says:

        No idea mate. Isn’t Millwall in Londonistan?

        • 92
          perception says:

          I think so, the fans have a certain reputation, probably city boys who go there and go to act like the lower orders a bit like Bullingdon boys only more violent.

  11. 25
    • 50
      Bazinga! says:

      Well it was all started by Liebore, remember when fatty Smiff (who should be in jail for stealing public money) had Damien Green arrested.

      Fat plod is useless, cowardly and corrupt.

  12. 28
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    The moronic Kevin Maguire on TV just now, attempting to make a tenuous link between the concern of ordinary people about immigration and the murder of Steven Lawrence. Unbelievable.

    • 35
      Talk about bloody bandwagons says:

      I just wish they would stop going on and on and on and on and on and on about Stephen Lawrence. Apart from the BBC and some bloody politicians no fooker is interested.

      • 103
        The Sheikh Of Arabeee says:

        It’s like the fucking Scouse jizzmops banging on about Hillsborough.

    • 36
      Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

      Steven Lawrence – yaaaawn!

      • 91
        Where are Tony Blair's expenses says:

        How many black teenagers have been stabbed by other black teenagers since Stephen Lawrence was killed and no one seems remotely interested in their families.

        The one major flaw in the original case, which all politicians and campaigners conveniently forget, is that Dwane Brooks who was with Stephen Lawrence when he was killed couldn’t identify the killers – so back in 93 how were the Police supposed to secure a conviction. Can you just imagine what the defense lawyers would have said

        • 98
          Living in 97.1% white Merseyside says:

          There is one, the youngster who was killed in Peckham. It seemed like decades that his little “Black Power” face stared at us every time we opened a newspaper.

          • Where are Tony Blair's expenses says:

            Damilola Taylor – his killers are back on the streets now. I wonder how that happened

          • They hate her because she won says:

            Damilola Taylor is an interesting case. Initially this was thought to be a rascist attack and the media were all over the case. Everyone knew about it because nasty rascists were apparently responsible. It turned out that he was killed by two bullying black kids. Media interest in the case disappeared and many people are unaware of the outcome of the case. Black kids killing one another isn’t a newsworthy story apparently.
            Incidentally, the two kids that killed him got sentenced to eight years each in 2006. As is usual in our farcical justice system they served just half that term and were released in 2010.

        • 113
          Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

          The point is that anyone who voices a legitimate concern about immigration is immediately labelled a racist by left-wing propagandists like Maguire.

          • Village Idiot says:

            Maguire is bitter and twisted as the tory’s upset his father,and he has never moved on…he probably feels how i felt during the 13years of terror,

    • 37
      ordinary person says:

      can you define ‘ordinary people’?

      • 62
        perception says:

        You have the Nobs, the Snobs, and the Yobs (or as the first too like to call them the lower orders). The yobs consist if the bulk of the population, earning less than £25K the ones which the first 2 groups do not want to know, but they are the ones who, like it or not, decide elections when they can be arsed to go and vote. It would be interesting to see what the distribution of incomes looks like, Geedo likes doing distribution graphs, perhaps he would like to do that also a distribution of income by region.

      • 76
        Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

        Why? Don’t you know any?

    • 45
      Bazinga! says:

      I wonder how the mothers of the tons of white kids murdered by black kids must feel when Lawrence is wheeled out by the lefty press.

      • 128
        They hate her because she won says:

        Tons? How many fat kids have they killed? I want their names!

  13. 40
    I don't want my life controlled by leeching students. says:

    For a socialist marxist GG has done very well from a liberal capitalist economy and making cash from the backs of others. Everyday GG exposes himself for hypocrite he is. In the pockets of the prophets.

  14. 41

    Isn’t there something about cartoons where the caricatures are supposed to resemble their subjects?

    George Galloway has an egg-shaped face with the big end on top. The smaller end is accentuated by his current facial fungus which appears to emulate the Semitic look, otherwise known as Chin Curtain or Old Dutch.

    Why has our favourite cartoon artiste reversed these features?

  15. 54
    Free Speech says:

    Both wish to destroy capitalism and replace it with BB socialism. Yet both have filled their bank accounts from capitalism and done very well from it. Hypocrites.

  16. 55
    nellnewman says:

    That’s militwit’s big policy idea then – to get galloway back into the labour party.

    Good Lord next he’ll be asking george to arrange a meeting with his bosom pal armoureddinnerjacket!

    • 60
      Follow the profits oops prophets says:

      GG wants ammaddinner jacket to be the new leader of Labour.

  17. 57
    Anonymous says:

    Sod this, rugger, my home team, who won against Kairdiff Blues. :)

    • 65
      Hank The Cat says:

      Never saw the match was George North playing?

      • 108
        Anonymous says:

        Yes, but he had a quiet game – his moves I think are being kept for the playoffs, since the Scarlets are more or less in them – cards close to the chest and all that, tactically… ;)

  18. 63
    Arf. Arf. The Ed Is Red says:

    I thought Galloway was that gormless TV breakfast presenter who can’t dance but has twin assets. Is there another one?

  19. 66
    Dan Hodges says:

    Guido “sexual volcano” Fawkes “The west is sending all their Gold to the East.”

  20. 70
    nellnewman says:


    And welcome to militwit’s next big policy idea – take control of care of the elderly away from local councils and private providers and give it to the nhs. Y’know the nhs , that under labour already needlessly killed thousands of our elderly with unkindness and neglect.

    Does that sound like a good idea to anyone other than militwit?!!

    • 73
      nellnewman says:

      labour’s slogan for this needs to be ‘ The NHS is safe in our hands – but patients aren’t’

    • 74
      Auntie Flo (sent by ouija board) says:


      • 78
        nellnewman says:

        He’ll be planning a special ministerial post for this in his 2015 labour government. Let’s think who would be good to put in charge ? Ah yes how about Andy Burnham – he’s knows all about how to kill patients off without compassion!!!

        • 106
          (I don't need no doctor) says:

          Has Burnham or Johnson resigned yet. Where is their responsibility? Imagine if it had been Jeremy Hunt – I can see the labour lynch mob.

    • 111
      And E Burns Em says:

      Can`t wait.

  21. 72
    Come the Revolution says:
  22. 81
    Edinburgh socialist dogshite covered with leeches & parasites. says:

    Run out of new ideas?

  23. 88
    Enriched Eric of Enfield says:

    Funding for Lending (FFL) is not working. FFS, even our owned banks will still not lend. So Osbert decides to extend it. Why? To further impoverish one of the few groups with potential spending ability, the retired? We needed the US solution, not austerity forever. Why are the £25k benefits not taxed when retirement income is?

    • 94
      perception says:

      SS is taken into account when their taxation is worked out (should they actually get a job) but there are some benefits that are not taxed

    • 102
      (I don't need no doctor) says:

      Banks now behave like they did in the 60′s and 70′s (well from my memory). They do not just give out money as if it was confetti. Imagine responsible lending!

  24. 93
    The BBC says:

    Solidarity with Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.

    • 100
      (I don't need no doctor) says:

      The BBC said last night that he may never be able to be interviewed due to his throat injuries. This morning they said he never be able to answer orally when questioned.
      Do the BBC not have pens and paper, ah perhaps not when they just read out the Guardian.
      Are the BBC stupid?

  25. 105
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    The nurses union leaders don’t like the government suppository up em.

  26. 119
    Voice dripping in sarcasm says:

    The likeness of that drawing to George Galloway is startling, I thought it was a photograph at first.

  27. 123
    Les Dennis says:

    one is definately Alan Sugar, the one on the left ?????

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A confused Nick Griffin says Nigel Farage is a shill for the City, forgetting that City banks want to stay in the EU:

“Farage is a snake oil salesman, but a very good one. His supposed anti-immigration stance is all smoke and mirrors, as is his carefully cultivated image as a ‘man of the people’. The truth is that UKIP is a pro-immigration party that exists to lobby for the interests of the City of London.”

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