April 18th, 2013

Awkward Ed Miliband By-Election Moments

Ed’s been out on the campaign trail in South Shields today. A gem from the PA write up of his day up north:

“Mr Miliband was greeted by Labour supporters as he arrived by Metro in the town and spoke to various members of the public as he walked along the high street.

Occasionally correcting people who called him David, he asked them what the issues were in South Shields.”

One Miliband was probably enough…


  1. 1
    Ed Miliband, A Wholly Owned Subsidary of Unite says:

    These strikes are wrong.


  2. 2
    Ed Millibland says:

    Yah I’m a metrosexual now


  3. 3
    David Milliband says:

    Ed, you Hunt….


  4. 4
    Duty Pedant says:


    Don’t you mean Wallace?


  5. 5
    Phil Mowbray says:

    I always thought David was overrated.

    But Ed is just a plonker.


  6. 6
    Filbert Gibbler says:

    Eoww, and what do you do?

    Phuck all!

    Good, good, keep up the good work!



  7. 7
    Labour is off its ED says:

    I worry for this country if people really believe that Milibandwagon & his cohorts could govern us.

    Is this what 13 years of Labour education has done?

    As for the older people who vote Labour, I think the further north you go, the thicker people are.

    Gawd help us if this rabble do get into Office again.


    • 30
      Stan Stereason says:

      Absolutely right!

      Watching the morons on the beeb last evening, saying their towns were dead because of ‘Fatchur’, you begin to realise that if the wives had gone out to work and build up their pensions as well, instead of buqqering off to bingo and breeding nasty kids, they’d have enough cash to live on now!

      Because, as you so rightly say, the further north you go, the thicker the race, they didn’t ever see that one coming.


    • 31
      Bert The Cert says:

      That doesn’t just apply to older people. By the time you get up to Broon’s constituency you can measure their IQ in single figures.


      • 38
        Gilbert Fiddler says:

        You need to have some sort of IQ to vote for anyone but that thicko!

        Obviously, he sort of understands that, but meanwhile, he’s off trying to emulate the bliar bloke, who just jet-sets everywhere and looks tanned.


      • 151
        Fat little Alec Salmond and that caviar woman says:

        That is the elite who will vote for the Peoples Republic of Jockistan


  8. 10
    Tony Blair says:

    I deserve a state funeral, after all I left this country in a right state.


  9. 12
    Dick Whittington's Cat says:

    Can’t we just give everything above Derby to Scotland and let them have their independence? Maybe give Liverpool to Iceland or something.


  10. 17
    Tess Tickle says:

    It’s easy to tell them apart. Ed is the left ball in the scrotum and David is the right. Simples. And Chukka is the brown ringpiece.


  11. 19
    Bazinga! says:

    Chukka never corrects anyone who calls him Barack by mistake


    • 80
      Lord Stansted says:

      I Chukka might be beginning to wish he hadn’t associated himself with that lame-duck!


  12. 23
    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    Sing a long Neo Nut F*ucks

    I was on the right for a while, I could lie for a while
    But I saw you laid out, you held my fiscal hand so tight
    As you stopped to say “No No No”
    Aww you wished me hell , you couldn’t tell ( as ever )

    That I’d been cry-i-i-i-ng over you, cry-i-i-i-ng over you
    Then you said “so long”. left me standing all alone
    Alone and crying, crying, crying cry-i-ing
    It’s hard to understand but the touch of your hand
    Can start me crying


  13. 26
    OLD HOLBORN says:

    i’m finished.


  14. 27
    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    Top Bet

    Tories to lose deposit in Sunderland

    Nice try Guido….but no hope


    • 33
      Faq Defano says:

      Bollocks as usual from the troll camp!

      Why bother to post such crap, you silly little tiddler?


      • 37
        Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

        You know its true


        • 48
          Faq Defano says:

          It’s ten past three, and you should be working hard at your desk, troll.

          Why should hard-working citizens pay a fifth of their council tax to keep you in the expectancy of a final salary pension in years to come?

          Just get on with the job we pay you for, or, perhaps, um, you’re not actually at work at the – er – moment…?


        • 51
          The Dave Cameron story: The Lost Years says:

          Who gives a flying f*ck about the Tories?

          Cameron’s Fauxservative party are finished so long as Dave ‘I’m not much of a conservative anyway’ Cameron, remains at the tiller.

          We already had two socialist parties, we did not need a third one.


          • Vote Conservative for unctr0lled immigration says:

            Sorry too late, the conservative boat left for Russia ages ago


    • 49
      Making Plans For Nigel says:

      Guido backs UKIP now.



    • 130

      The Tories have never lost their deposit in Sunderland,indeed they had one MP up to 1964 and three before the war.Dont let the facts get in the way of your posts


  15. 29
    Chaka Khan says:

    I am better than Chuka Umunna!


  16. 32
    Anon says:

    I can’t wait to see some of the local businesses, particularly anything to do with football!


  17. 35
    Maqboul says:

    They thump horses, don’t they?


  18. 36
    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    Sing along Loons

    Now you say you’re lonely
    You cried the long night through
    Well, you can cry me a river, cry me a river
    I cried with laughter over you


    • 44
      any old crap says:

      What are you on? and I don’t mean benefits.


      • 52
        The Dave Cameron story: The Lost Years says:

        It’s twenty past three MKM8 is pissed……again.


      • 55
        Labour is off its ED says:

        MKM8 is on mind bending drugs ‘any old crap.

        Unfortunately they are bending his so called mind the wrong way.

        Oh how lonely his famiy’s brain cell must feel. Maybe Moussa’s sister has borrowed it so that she can read the Beano to him, whilst he looks at the pictures.


  19. 42
    Anonymous says:

    In South Shields they can’t tell the difference between two useless 4 by 2’s


  20. 45
    8 Ace says:

    What bout the bairns micro chips?


  21. 46
    Wyle Cop says:

    Man of the People arrives via the Metro. I bet he felt lost when he couldn’t find the antemacassars to remove, poor poppet.


    • 47
      Lard Prescott says:

      Listen you posh get, up here they are doilies, right?


      • 94
        Wyle Cop says:

        Doilies go on the table, on which you then place plates – or, in your case, secretaries. You could, I suppose, use them to wipe ‘it’ aftewards, after tupping said secretary.


    • 121
      Mackem says:

      One does hope he paid for his ticket…


  22. 53
    Anonymous says:

    An effige of Baroness Thatcher was burned in South Yorkshire with crowds claiming that the village had been ruined 30 years ago.

    No doubt these people were Labour supporters. what had Labour done over 30 years to help the people of the village ?

    The problem was not closing the pits, its the action since the pits were closed that is the problem.

    The pits were hazadous, caused subsidence & burning of coal produces high CO2

    And no doubt the people of the village will vote Labour again ?


  23. 59
    Evil Dead says:

    Breaking news coming from hell. Thatcher has outraged demons by closing 30 furnaces.


  24. 61
    michael says:

    millitoff cocktail …


  25. 62
    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    She’s dust now….get over it


    • 76
      any old crap says:

      What’s up mousey, can’t you get over mrs Thatcher, lovely lady , she still scares you lefty nutters, never mind you still can blame fatcher for the weather.


      • 115
        Anonymous says:

        Hardly blame; she arranged that the weather remained dry during the relevent part of the day. I don’t think the spectators & those involved in the procession would want to put any “blame” on “fatcher” for that.


    • 112
      Old Tory Bigot says:

      Whereas you’re still shit.


  26. 64
    Maurice Minor says:

    My deepest Sympathy to Satan at this difficult time.


  27. 66
    From socialist morons to socialist leeches says:

    Ed Miliband has a real gift for looking down his nose when speaking to others.

    What I am puzzled with is who will vote for a party with no policies? I assume this is another case of stick a red rosette on a monkey and people will vote for it while they chant the No 2 cuts mantra.

    Regardless of which party you vote for the cuts are here to stay. The no2cuts chanters are in for a huge disappointment if they vote Labour.


    • 69
      Ed Millibland says:

      Ill tell you who will vote for a party with no pwolicies. Those to stupid to understand in the first place. Oh and those that may well be intelligent enough but cant read or read English


    • 124
      Your Friendly Neighbourhood Buzzword-Busting Service says:

      We must always first ascertain, whenever the word “cut” is used, whether something is in actual fact a “cut,” i.e., a reduction in absolute-value terms, or a “cut” in the sense of “a bend in the trajec-Tory,” i.e., we were going to raise spending from 100M to 110M, but now, only to 105M, hence, a “cut” (in projected spending) of 5M. There is altogether too much looseness in the use of the term, both by politicians and the media, and such verbal legerdemain is, as Orwell said about certain other jesuitical uses of language, always said with a purpose to deceive. We propose a neologism for the concept of a reduction in the rate of growth– a “slo-gro” (as in, “Department X will see cuts, and Department Y will see a ‘slo-gro,’ in the next Budget…). If Guido Fawkes can coin “Pilgrim,” we see no reason we cannot coin “Slo-gro.” Dunno who’d want to use it, in relation to what they themselves are doing, but, there you are.


      • 134
        Zeitgeist in Strawberry Hill (and 1st class passenger!) says:

        I will submit this to my D-G with our thanks to/from all of our viewers and listeners.


  28. 67
    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    Boy George released a single called the “Crying Game”

    Gidders Boo Hoo Ozzy should do a cover.


  29. 71
    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    Ask yourselves this neo nut fu*ck wits

    She even knew it herself, hence making her request…””She had to be cremated”” no alternative, nuff said.


    • 73
      ATOS says:


      Continue to claim


      • 88
        Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

        errrrr a Grave would not become a shrine….would it !!!!!!!. And she knew it


        • 91
          Tower Hamlets says:

          I remember she came to visit us in the East End one time. She was so kind, so generous and so sweet. She whispered softly in my ear, ‘you know its not true’ she said, ‘you don’t smell of shit’. She was a wondrous person


        • 123
          The left is now a Hate Group says:

          She wanted to be placed with her husband in the Royal Hospital Chelsea numbnuts. You know, the sort of stuff human beings want in life, when one goes before the other.

          Keep it up MKM8, you are really showing everyone what a bitter lefty ape, you really are.


  30. 74
  31. 78
  32. 90
    Remembering says:

    She was a trooper and she never gave up. I remember one time she was visiting a school and I asked her if she would like to make a visit to the cloakroom before she left. ‘No’ she replied, ‘I didn’t give in to the Argies and I won’t give in to the bladder’. That’s how she was, a fighter, who refused to be beaten by anything. She pissed herself later though, it was sickening


  33. 95
    Celebrate! says:


  34. 96
    Attilla the Geordie says:

    Labour will not get in. Concerted campaign to get all Newcastle fans to vote UKIP. And that will be more than half the electorate


  35. 101
    Ed Miliband says:

    No I’m not David, he’s the one with the knife in his back.


  36. 117
    Anonymous says:

    Thatcher Thatcher the milk snatcher & Harold Wilson too – but we will forget about the last bit


  37. 128

    No worries here for Liebor the locals lost what little brain they had at 11 years of age,thats why their last twom MPS were Milliband the Elder who had never set foot in the place before bieng parachuted in and Dr David Clark possibly the most boring man in the world,before being given a peerage to make way for Millitwit.


  38. 143
    the savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    Not much newsflow today is there Gweed . Another quiet thursday so I suppose Friday will be sepulchral

    Better off banging ‘er in bed . See ya .


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