April 12th, 2013

Chuka’s £1 Million Jetrosexual Ibiza Hideaway


Britain’s Barack Obama has his own White House. That is the name of two-faced Chuka Umunna’s trash-free £1 million Ibiza hideaway. His people have refused to deny that the jet-setting Streatham MP camped out at the villa, complete with a tree-lined pool, as the trash story broke last week. The Sun have visited the six-bedroom pad, right next to Ibiza’s supercool party zones. Apparently Chuka visits regularly “with pals”, locals say their sometime neighbour is “discreet”. This is two-faced Chuka’s secret life in Ibiza, a far cry from his trashy constituents back home…

You can read all Guido’s stories on Chuka here.


  1. 1
    Gilbert Fiddler says:

    That’s like one of those drawings of a building where there are loads of staircases, but none of them lead anywhere…

    Seems about right…

    • 8
      Harrison says:

      That’s white trash man.

    • 13
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:


      • 16
        Keitho says:

        Escher ( Maurits)

        • 21
          Faq Defano says:


          • Harbourmaster says:

            I’d much rather talk about talk about George Osborne’s u-turn on putting a cap on tax relief for charitable donations.

            This was one of a range of caps on tax relief which Osborne presented beside the drop in higher-rate tax, with a prediction that tax takes would increase wiith the drop from 50%.

            After much ‘outrage’ the cap on tax relief on charitable giving was withdrawn (not that much of the other caps are pulling up trees. Yesterday we learned that, last year, approximately HALF of all tax-free ‘charitable’ donations to Universities went to Oxbridge (hundreds of millions) and Oxford alone has received 1.2 Billion in this tax-free fashion within the last decade. And people say that the Tories just want to reinforce elitism!

            I’d much rather talk abouth this than Chukka’s holiday, to be honest.

    • 68
      Resident of 96.99% white Merseyside says:

      As Mae West once said you have climb them to get to heaven.

      “I lived six floors up, but he was willing to climb”.

    • 76
      Harris-on-Thames says:

      Not at all like his beloved, shitty St. Reatham.

      • 79
        Red Egg Millitit..... says:

        Always a good socialist :)

        • 234
          Con Artists says:

          The comrades of Labour and the conservatives new friends have been doing good work that Levenson would be proud of.

          All hail the EU.

          “Increasing the humiliation for Cyprus, Mario Draghi, head of the European Central Bank has written to Nicos Anastasiades, the Cypriot President, ordering him to stop angry MPs from criticising or investigating the Cypriot central bank.”

      • 215
        Airey Belvoir says:

        St.Reatham is classier than St.Ockwell.

      • 232
        Mark Oaten says:

        Do you think that I should move to shitty St.Reatham?

        Sounds rather nice.

    • 93
      Vlad the Loudhailer says:

      Can we have a picture of Polly Twaddle’s Tuscan villa to compare?

    • 153
      Those BBC complaints in full says:

      really don’t get why Guido is so obsessed with Chuka. does he seem him as a threat?

  2. 2
    Harbourmaster says:



    • 5
      Bluto says:

      Hypocrisy and champagne socialism.

      Not so classy.

      • 11
        Kim Jong deux says:

        Sounds so cool. Can I come along and bring my pal Keith Vaz? Seems just the place for us!

    • 51
      Patriot says:

      Why not? It is about time the gloves came off in the UK and the traitors who have used pseudo-socialism to seek a place suckling at the public teat were put firmly back in their boxes.

    • 94
      Maqbo­ul says:

      Persecution, ha! It’s not like anyone’s expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

    • 103
      up the wurkers says:

      Yeh man, nothing worse than being a socialist and having your £1 million holiday gaff plastered all over an obscure blog.

      Let’s take it to the Hague!

      • 110
        Beelly Hague says:

        Sorry, that’s above my pay grade. Have you tried the local paper?

      • 115
        SP4BS says:

        Last time i went on holiday it was in a hotel that must have been worth a hell of a lot more than 1 million quid. or euros.

    • 114
      perception says:

      So we know who Murdoch has now set his attack dogs on, young Chucky. I bet Geedoes 1 & 2 would love to have that pad for their very own, they could even invite that busy chap Belusconi for a bunga-bunga party (bring your own Guinness), the climate is good, the country is RC, booze is cheap, and you wouldn’t be far from the sea for the kids, you would be just like your friend Polly with a villa. If Chucky was a Conservative mp would he be getting the same treatment, I guess not, it would be perfectly acceptable.

      • 129
        Stan Stereason says:

        What you don’t seem to understand, is that socialism is for the good things in life!

        That’s what Robert Maxwell said anyway!

        • 182
          The Hodge offshore trust says:

          And thats certainly what I think

          • Peter Grimes says:

            Did Polly Twaddle ever set in motion the legal threats she made to Guido because he blogged about her family company tax avoidance scheme?

            Or was it all piss and flatulence, like her Grauniad pieces?

        • 210
          Mrs Publics 38DD breasts says:

          redistribution of wealth from the down trodden poor to the rich socialist public teat suckers.

      • 146
        Spot The Difference? says:

        Multi millionaire socialist. Tax and confiscate personal wealth and redistribute it, just not mine.

        Multi millionaire capitalist. Your money, do what you like with it.

        • 172
          perception says:

          Multi millionaire. Your money, do what you like with it. Isn’t that what Chucky is doing, or only Cons allowed to be millionaires. The crime in the cons is to have little money or go bust business wise, then all your “friends” disappear

      • 169
        Maqbo­ul says:

        Seems to have missed the whole point which is about hypocrisy.

        • 179
          perception says:

          Welcome foreigner, if someone has money of their own they can spend it as they like, what is wrong with that, no one questions what the multimillionaires in the cabinet do with their own money. I would imagine that a lot of them have discreet places where they keep their monies.

          • I thought this site was about free speech says:

            and how many millionaires are there in the shadow cabinet?, Miliband, Balls, Hodge to name 3, I’m sure there are others. In fact I wouldn’t be suprised if there were more in the shadow cabinet than the real one if someone would like to look that up. My favourite is the MP for Slough Fiona McTaggart, which is about as working class an area as you can get, she’s worth at least £8m . Socialism will always have 2 speeds, I wonder which one Umunna fancies himself in.

      • 192
        Harrison Carrion says:

        Do the birds spread `em?

  3. 3
    Thought for today says:

    What, if anything, do Michael & Chuka have in common ?

  4. 4
    Witty topical moniker says:

    So what that it’s a white house?

    You wacist!

  5. 6
    Askew says:

    So he’s another ????

  6. 7
    Lowlife in Streatham says:

    Ees one of us innit

    • 20
      Former Conservative says:

      I would think in todays ‘living the dream’ climate (thank u Maggie!!), most chavs would actually look up to a guy who has an Ibiza pad.

      • 122
        Witty topical moniker says:

        Most chavs are looking up this year’s benefit rates.

        • 171
          Former Conservative says:

          They waste time looking things up. I had guessed they just check their balance when they go to the hole-in-the-wall.

          Chavs are so dumb.

    • 62
      Steve Miliband says:

      He probably votes Tory.

      • 99
        Zeitgeist in Strawberry Hill says:

        He probably slaps Bulgarians round the living room for a hobby all in the name of the UK economy.

  7. 9
    Snaplegs says:

    So a socialist living the jet set lifestyle, who draws very large wages (and expenses) from the public purse?

    Shock, shocking, shocked!

    • 30
      Former Conservative says:

      Go back to the 80′s. Ben Elton is no longer on the telly. Maggie did the decent thing and cut the apron strings of the unions. There are no socialists. Just people who want more. Chuka is a bleeding role-model city man.

      OK this blog may piss of a few old trots, but for most it is a glowing example of what utter twats out-moded tory boys can be.

      • 56
        Resident of 96.99% white Merseyside says:

        I miss the days when we had powerful unions and a powerful working class.

        Now we have an ever increasing class with a religious agenda.

        • 71
          Former Conservative says:

          I know. I see ‘em on the tubes. I worry they will blow something up.

          Bloody Catholics.

          • Zeitgeist in Strawberry Hill says:

            I think you mean an increasing class game with a dogmatic agenda.

      • 109
        Dude says:

        Like, that’s just your opinion man.

    • 128
      Liebore sheep says:

      Four legs good, two legs better.

      Four legs good, two legs better.

      Four legs good, two legs better.

    • 191
      Who Want's Some! says:

      There are no ‘socialists’ just the elite. Labour, Tory and LibDim are just brands. Like mobile phones there are hundreds of the them but basically they’re pretty much the same the only real difference is the associated brand life style. You buy the brand and you think you have the lifestyle, but you don’t you just have a mobile phone like all the rest.
      That is why UKIP is a worry not because its any different from the others but because its still in the ‘brand building’ phase it can upset things. If the opportunity is used in the right way it could change things for real, but only time will tell if that is possible. Chukka is just a member of the elite on the make and clearly a total c_nt

  8. 10
    Whippersnapper2 says:

    A million quid ???? Knowing the approx. location I doubt that he’d get €100,000 for it in today’s market. Best hang on in hope Chukka.

  9. 12
    Former Conservative says:

    Trashy Constituents? 8,500+ of those trashy people voted for the fine upstanding Rahoul Bhansali (who I am sure is a flat cap wearing working class chap – not at all trashy).

    Guido, ya sweaty Hunt. Get over it. Yr blog is full of sun-tards, and you are about as cool as the word cool.

    Keep up with this class-hate-fest and you are surely retreating back to the 80′s, you know the days before you got into ee’s and raving with the plebicite.

    • 50
      Anonymous says:

      Personally i think its hilarious ! after having to read the hate filled comments in the guardian last week, regarding benefit changes and IDS ! ! every aspect of IDS life was picked over and laughed at by the “chip on shoulder brigade” the word “poor” was spouted every other line. as though benefit claimants had to scratch around on rubbish tips to eke out a living. All the Governments fault, labour politicians are all saints, and now we hear about Chuka and his Millionares lifestyle ! Maybe chuka should try the £53 a week test, Bloody hypocrites !

      • 82
        Former Conservative says:

        I blame the conservative bloggers. It is either US style conservatism or Sun-tard sites such as this.

        They are lost.

        Cameron is trying to be modern, but he forgets modernity was for the masses not for tories.

        • 175
          Out the lying phoney says:

          “the masses”

          Last time I read that phrase it was in some book written by the raving racist pair Marx and Engels. Funny thing is, Tories, you know real ones, never talk like that.

      • 90
        Zeitgeist in Strawberry Hill says:

        Yes the guardian is a bit gormless. Much like the BBC. The issue is how deep is our poverty, I would be quite happy to be poor if I had a minimum wage job, a place to live in, love, a country I respect and visit parts of and a family. Hang on a sec, I am then “classed as in poverty”. But I feel richer than many in the City. Only those seeking to attack joy here, including the clubs and the pubs, the demand for UK workers prefering “E Europe as they think they can abuse or push them more”, and siphoning much of our money overseas are making us poorer. Or shall I carry on reading the guardian line about “soaring poverty everywhere in the UK“.

        • 108
          Former Conservative says:

          In a system based on consumption (the Maggie way) people are trained to want more. They must have more. If you cannot have more then in this system you are poor. OK, it is not poor like Sudan poor, or Cuba poor, but by the metric of consumption it is indeed poor.

          Also. Having zero assets is precarious. When the washing machine breaks, your minimum wage job or ‘bennys’ will not buy a new one. Debt. You get one from the catalogue. Nobody saves.

          OK. Go back to slagging off gays, lefties, muslims and people from council estates. It is what Guido wants. And Guido knows what is best for the British. Top ‘o’ the morning y’all.

          • progressive? I nearly paid my licence fee says:

            You’re about as former a conservative as McMental is a former saviour of the world.

            No-one above the age of 19 is really worried about being cool.

            And it seems you don’t do irony either – trashy was Chukkkkkkkka’s word.

          • Former Tory, Welcome to Fail, Population: You says:


            The socialist twerp, imagines he can get more traction, by pretending to be something he clearly isn’t.

            Massive fail.

      • 123
        Maqbo­ul says:

        Pfffft. £53 wouldn’t buy a bottle of Chuka’s fav champagne.

        • 200
          Zeitgeist in Strawberry Hill says:

          That amount was to dig the knife into those squandering their money, of course people can earn more than that. But lib/lab/con make it harder and harder.

  10. 14
    CHUKA ONE UP YA says:

    Dam those Tory millionaires and their rich banker friends !

  11. 15
    CHUKA ONE UP YA says:

    Homo sweet home

  12. 17
    Chukkas PR Guru says:

    Chukka was opening a new food bank for the impoverished Brits in Malibu Beach!

  13. 18
    Go on Gok feel my bangers says:
    • 28
      Gok Wank says:

      I may have certain talents in making munters look half attractive (after 8 pints) but even I have limits.

    • 29
      Edna in Clapham says:

      Enough to make me vomit over my morning coffee.

    • 32
      Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

      I wonder what kind of trash Chuka thinks Abbot is?

    • 37
      Sally up our alley says:

      Social misfits.

      • 235
        The Central Scrutinizer says:

        Correct. These people are only happy when everyone is looking at them. On their own – they probably mope around their homes sadly imagining that their world is coming to an end. Personality disorders are us….

    • 38
      DINE with FLAB BOTT says:

      Seems like she eats out every night
      i mean “eats owt”

      Top Tip
      If you are a large fat person , never have your photo taken with a thin skinny person
      It makes you look twice as fat

    • 44
      Panem.et.circenses says:

      If it was an equality dinner Diane, why was your plate four times bigger than anyone elses?

      • 67
        The Doggie Bag says:

        You think what was on her plate was excessive? You should have seen what she crammed into her pockets.

    • 64
      young Shep says:

      I have just made myself a diversity sandwich with Piccalilli, thought I would share it with you (not literally of course, that would be silly).

    • 132
      Harold Godwinson says:

      Nothing quite warms the cockles of my heart as watching immigrants celebrate sodomy.

    • 148
      Spear Chuka says:

      I’m the British Diane Abbott

  14. 22
  15. 23
    any old crap says:

    Pictures of Mandy on his mates yachts seem more outlandish than looking at the corner of a house that could be anywhere in the the middle east, chukkys place like him and his suits, look as if he irons both of them, must have been brought up by a mum who wanted her little boy to look smart .

  16. 25
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    Did someone mention trash?

  17. 26
    Call me a Cab Calloway says:

    No on e gives a F**Ka about Chuka

  18. 31
    George Galloway says:

    Started with a bit of a cough this morning. Hope its nothing to serious

  19. 33
    Edna in Clapham says:

    Isn’t Ibiza an island popular with the gay community?

    I’m not suggesting anything – just saying…..

    • 45
      Resident of 96.99% white Merseyside says:

      No, it’s now Uruguay which legalised gay marriage on Wednesday.

      Wow, you ought to see some of the properties in Punta del Este.

    • 141
      Maqbo­ul says:

      That’ll be Manhattan.

    • 174
      R don says:

      Yes he’s on honeymoon with Owen(the pretty schoolboy)Jones.
      Dicking him vigorously no doubt.

  20. 35
    Ed Millibland says:

    I have been told I need to dress more like Chuka or some other famous labourite.

    Anyone know the best place to buy a donkey jacket?

    • 39
      Resident of 96.99% white Merseyside says:

      ‘arrods mate.

      • 58
        Zeitgeist in Strawberry Hill (and 1st class passenger!) says:

        Won’t be a problem I’ll get one of the many “it girls” who feature on QT to go. They almost look like they might be conservative, until you realise their mouth is always open and when they open it not much comes out.

    • 92
      Ed Hunter says:

      The Rich Is Ed.

    • 142
      can't we all just grow the fuck up? says:

      Oh FFS that donkey jacket myth is as fucking tedious as the semantic myth of Thatch saying there’s no such thing as society.

      • 150
        SP4BS says:

        I might not usually bother, but after having read the original interview now, she did say those words, and the context might have been slightly out, but she never complained about the interpretation.

        • 202
          can't we all just grow the fuck up? says:

          You may have read it but you failed to understand it.

        • 204
          can't we all just grow the fuck up? says:

          Just to spell it out for you….

          There is no such thing as society, because when you are in trouble, it is a real flesh and blood person or persons who will help you out. “Society” is just a concept, it exists only in the mind.

          • perception says:

            “it exists only in the mind” what about the mindless ones, to them then “society” just does not exist at all.

  21. 36
    Resident of 96.99% white Merseyside says:

    Doesn’t look as luxurious as the Ritz or some of the properties in Dulwich.

    • 55
      Zeitgeist in Strawberry Hill (and 1st class passenger!) says:

      We’ll have less of that from you young/old man. Only other EU destinations have holiday power, owned by German banks preferably. Go away and get a suntan!

      • 98
        Resident of 96.99% white Merseyside says:

        If we’re in for the hot weekend the forecasters have promised I’ll sitting on a bench on the New Brighton prom.

    • 60
      Tony Blair says:

      Not a patch on any of my nine houses.

    • 61
      Anonymous says:

      But he has those as well, this is his “holiday home” which not everybody had. Did you see what i did there, smart arse ?

  22. 40
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    “Eurozone finance ministers meet on Friday to finalise a bailout for Cyprus amid news that the country needs much more money than first thought.

    The meeting in Dublin will review how Cyprus can raise its contribution to the bailout being put together by the European Union and IMF.

    The cost of the rescue has risen to 23bn euros ($30bn; £19.5bn) from 17.5bn euros, according to Cyprus’ creditors.”

    And so the farce continues.

  23. 41
    Man at the back in the awful jumper - yes you sir says:

    Looks like it will be someone else’s funeral pretty soon, with cause of death given as political suicide (aka caught lying).

    • 52
      Zeitgeist in Strawberry Hill (and 1st class passenger!) says:

      Don’t be daft, no mainstream politician would snuff themselves out for that.

  24. 43
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    So that is Ummuna’s hacienda.

  25. 49
    Zeitgeist in Strawberry Hill (and 1st class passenger!) says:

    Don’t tell me you wouldn’t. I just can’t wait til 2015.

  26. 57
    Steve Miliband says:

    It’s on a par with Lefty comedians doing a gig on Radio 4 or to a bunch of students lamenting how bad the evil Tories are and then driving home to their Period House or small counrty Estate in their Range Rover.

  27. 59
    Maggie says:

    I’m dead.

  28. 72
    Ah! Monika says:

    Lies, Damn Lies and BBC lies.

    On there complaints page:-
    “9 APRIL 2013
    BBC News, Coverage of the death of Lady Thatcher, 8 April 2013
    We have received complaints from audience members who felt that BBC News devoted too much time to news of the death of Lady Thatcher and that this coverage was biased in her favour. We also received complaints that our coverage was biased against her.”

    No indication as to the balance between the two.

    Have left a message telling them that if they play ‘ that tune ‘ my direct debit for the License will be canceled within the hour.


    • 78
      The Public says:

      Why bother? Its gone beyond that. The time has come to do something more significant about the BBC.

      • 203
        You couldn't make it up says:

        Target one, day one 2010, the BBC / Guardian axis of elitist marxism.

        Cut them off at the knees by starving them of public money and make the BBC a voluntary subscription model. Job done.

        What did Dismal Dave do? Send in Chris f*cking Patten.

    • 104
      Just me says:

      I bothered

      Make A Complaint

      Your ComplaintYour DetailsReview & Submit

      Thank you for completing all the details on this form. Please check your complaint and use the “Edit these details” buttons if necessary. Do not use your browser’s back button because it will lose the information you have entered.
      Please print this page now if you wish to retain a copy. Then scroll down to “SUBMIT YOUR COMPLAINT”.
      Your Complaint
      Type of complaint:
      General BBC
      Complaint category:
      Contacted us before:
      Complaint title:
      Playing of ” The Witch is Dead”
      Complaint description:
      If you go ahead and air the tune ” THe Witch is Dead ” I and a fair number of my friends will cancell there Licence Fee forthwith. Yes some may sucumbe to pressure but it will affect your cash flow and vastly increase your administration costs. By copy I am sending this to all my email contacts and asking them to pass it on. Hopefully it will become viral in 24 hours.

      • 139
        Anonymous says:

        I am surprised there is not a BBC Ombudsman so that a Trustee can hire an old friend, and subordinate to protect them.

        Sorry wrong quango.

    • 152
      Former Conservative says:

      You tit. You have already paid it, so are admitting the use of a receiver. They will take you to court and if you have money, they will get some.

      To not pay your license you need to be recently relocated, a house move etc. Then, these days, it is not hard to claim you do not use the telly. If you are skint, the cost of investigation would be greater than what they could recover. As you have previously paid, if you have money, they would likely pull the TV detector bullshit on you. It will go to court, in court the detector bullshit will not be used against you. If you are tough, you could stand in court and claim you no longer watch any TV. Good luck with that.

      • 160
        Occam's razor gang says:

        or they could stop paying the BBC tax and get rid of their receiver.

        • 199
          pedant says:

          it’s their.

          • eh? says:

            Their is there. Wotchoo on abaht?

          • BBC refusenik says:

            I haven’t paid my licence for years. I just ignore the insolent letters. Every year or so a man from TVL comes to the door, and I tell him to fuck off and shut the door on him before he can caution me. I’ve never been prosecuted and I don’t expect to be. I’ve never heard of anybody being prosecuted on any evidence other than their own doorstep statement.

  29. 77
    any old crap says:

    The problem these days is a politician getting shredded the GFawkes blog is great for your cv, it’s sort of you’ve made it and have been noticed, time to blank these people by not mentioning them, the weather today is crap again it’s dull ,wet and cold, wouldn’t mind being where that house is must have cost the person owning it millions, some rich banker no doubt, people like us could never buy it.

  30. 80
    young Shep says:

    £1 million for that… Chukka, not the sharpest knife in the box are you?.

  31. 81
    Champagne Socialist says:

    Typical socialist! They are all the same! Do as I say, not as I do!

    Whether it is a Russian communist with his Zil limousine and country dacha, or a Labour front bencher with his expensive holiday home and privately educated children (Diane), what the socialists really realy want is a glamourous lifestyle, whilst the “little people” (as Charlie Falconer described them) live on what the state in its munificence allows them to have!


    • 238
      The Central Scrutinizer says:

      Agreed. They have patrician delusions of themselves and their place in society.

  32. 84
    S.B.S. says:

    We are all in it together,

  33. 85
    fendel says:

    Guido – keep digging and there’s more to come out on Chuka.

    I personally promise you.

    We need to get this leeching idiot out of Westminster as soon as possible.

  34. 87
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    Another one of her children -this is what St Maggie allowed these socialist to achieve.

  35. 89
    Anonymous says:

    No wonder the Fuckka has a ‘tan’

  36. 95
    Saffron says:

    Completely O/T.
    Just been looking at C5 shite show they are on about MT and death parties.
    That foreign bitch Ali baba bruin is off her rocker with the bile she spews out.
    For christs sake leave this I’m for Britain now passed on good PM to leave with dignity and to all the lefty parasites and bedwetters read your history and you might just educate yourselves.

    • 111
      Resident of 96.99% white Merseyside says:

      You watch C5?

    • 118
      young Shep says:

      But they are incredibly relaxed about Joseph Stalin, Pol Pot and Kim Wrong ‘Un.

    • 120
      any old crap says:

      What’s good for the mrs Thatcher from these people will be just as good for Brown and Bliar.

      • 144
        Tessa Tickles says:

        It’s safe to say the whole world will celebrate when Bliar finally pops his clogs. Especially if someone pops them for him.

  37. 97
    NS Hinde says:

    He might look like Brixton boy made good but his grandfather was the High Court judge Sir Helenus Milmo. Another champagne socialist from a privileged background and, of course, the greatest unreformed trades union, the Bar.

  38. 107
    Silent Majority says:

    He needs to come clean about whether he doctored internet pages and whether he lied about staff doing this for him.

    Blaming the butler is never an excuse. He has a fundamental problem with the truth.

    • 124
      Hugh Janus says:

      A politician “come clean”? Think you are expecting an awful lot, particularly from this self-serving creep.

  39. 113
    what colour is that says:

    hideously white

  40. 119
    herewegoagain says:

    Slow news day?

    • 131
      Jimmegh! says:

      Hopefully the peaceful socialist paradise of North Korea will liven things up soon.

    • 135
      herewegoagain says:

      People like this are just the froth on a corrupt and self serving political system.

      I just wish that GF and HC could turn their considerable abilities on the people in the background who run things.

      We bury MT next week, she believed in freedom and truth and was undermined at every turn by vested interest.

      What better epitaph could there be than turning on the vested interests and not going on and on about the political equivalent of a WAG!

  41. 133
    Owin Jones says:

    Only effect Guido Fawkes’ desperate muck-raking is having: making me much, much, more sympathetic to Chuka Umunna.

    Let’s see if you will publish the accounts of your Nevis registered company,Global & General Nominees Limited on the internet?

    Put up or shut up,you hypocrite,Guido.

    • 140
      Mr Rightie says:

      The hypocrites are all on the left. Us righties are quite content for people to have expensive holiday homes, for people to send their kids to private schools and for people to spend their own money doing what they want with it!

      • 156
        well there's a surprise says:

        One privileged posh-boy masquerading as a man of the people comes out in support of another.

      • 225
        Harbourmaster says:

        WHY would people on the left be particularly bothered whether peopel have holiday homes?

        Talk about straw-manning.

        If anything, Id imagine us ‘lefties’ should be very glad that someone working in the public sector is getting a decent income, for a change.

    • 145
      Obe-Wan Perpective says:

      Guido does not hold elected office and is not in receipt of an income derived from the state by threatening people with prison unoess they pay their taxes. Nor does he, as far as i know, go round calling the people who voted for him or who pay his income ‘trash’

  42. 136
    QT says:

    Large number of Thatcher supporters in last night’s Question Time. Yet you all insist it’s stuffed with lefties every week. A tad tinfoil.

    • 154
      Owin Jones says:

      Lord and Lady Archer. Oh, that really does say it all, doesn’t it? Lord and Lady Archer.

      • 162
        comp kid says:

        I’d rather be stuck in a lift with the Archers than those celebrating Thatcher’s death like IRA murderer Gerry Adams and Saddam Hussein’s bezzie George Galloway.

      • 164
        Owin Jokes says:

        Bit like Lard and Lady Prescott eh ?

  43. 157
    Northern Zardoz says:

    Trashy constituents … oh dear ..out of order big time.

  44. 158
    Joss Taskin says:

    Can’t we get the exact address of the Umunna Ibiza hideaway in the public domain and then invite all of yucky Chucky’s supporters and admirers down there for a mass acid house party ?

  45. 166

    Lets face it you have to give Chukka a little credit,I wouldnt want to live with some of the working class trash who infest his constituency,

    • 183
      Northern Zardoz says:

      Chukka was criticizing the clubs ..not the constituents …big difference .using your logic people who criticize a lap dancing club in a market town.. have besmirched the whole population ? pathetic logic.

      Lets not .. let facts.. get in the way ..hey?

  46. 170
    Northern Zardoz says:

    So only The right-wing can have property through their own efforts.
    where do you stop? lefties can only have bikes ? or lefty’s cant have a fridge .. decent clothes .so what size house must lefty own ? a pre fab on a sink estate?

    Politics of inverted envy and reverse psychology
    trashy constituents … hit a new low there m8

    • 177
      inform yourself, it's later than you think says:

      Trashy was the word used by Chukka m8

      you leftards don’t do fucking irony to well dooya

      Club owners hit back at Chuka Umunna for ‘trashy, C-list wannabes’ comments

      • 190
        Northern Zardoz says:

        he didn’t refer to the constituents though just the clubs and posers who use those clubs … wannabees

        Big difference m8..the devils in the detail .

        • 198
          Harrison Carrion says:

          Why have you entered this again as a new comment only 5 minutes later? Memory fade as normal for all lefters?

          • Northern Zardoz says:

            responding to reply’s .. you right wing got a problem with that?You seem to have a problem with logic and proportion
            Though you do remarkably well at Straw-men.. Tangents ..tenuous ..sophistry and ad hominem

            Any excuse stick the boot in .

          • Harrison Carrion says:

            Plural of reply is ………replies………..see newcomers guide to ingleesh available from most local authorities.

      • 201
        Northern Zardoz says:

        He merely criticized the clubs and wannabees..so what? I’m sure a lot of local people are fed up with tacky clubs late night doors slamming ..taxis full of binged up idiots .

        He never said Trashy constituents or referred to local residents ..

        The Right wing really do scrape the barrel.

  47. 180
    Northern Zardoz says:

    Chukka was criticizing the clubs ..not the constituents …big difference .using your logic people who criticize a lap dancing club in a market town.. have besmirched the whole population ? pathetic logic.

    Lets not .. let facts.. get in the way ..hey?

  48. 197
    Harrison Carrion says:

    Pity his sim pocketed Afr ican friend didn`t “drop in” there on the lovely white (am I allowed this?) paint instead of splattering that London street.

  49. 213
    Real Respect says:

    Docs operating without anaesthetic in Egypt on protesters, it is reported. Can we arrange a day trip for the docs next Wednesday for the Scotch fat dykes et al when they come to disrupt the procession?

  50. 227
    Northern Zardoz says:

    Ive heard it was his Fathers house …bit of a non story .

  51. 236
    Alf Garnett says:

    I reckon that Chuka stole the design from that Baroness Uddin, as this Djinns Palace looks like that old girl’s gaff in Sunny Bangladesh.

  52. 240

    Hope there’s a poolside Trash Can.

  53. 241
    Anonymous says:

    Very MC Escher – google his dutch prints, very head scratching. I have them on my wall, life depicted.

  54. 242
    • 243
      Trashy-gate says:

      It’s not a dirty trick to point out that he is a sleazy champagne socialist hypocrite of the worst kind.

      If he wants to act the gobby bastard in public then he’ll be held to account for it, that’s all.

      Same old new Labour.

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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