April 11th, 2013

Anti-Page 3 HuffPo’s Top Story is Topless Model Photo

The sideboob connoisseurs over at HuffPoUK have been in strident form railing against Page 3 this week. HuffPo have been pushing the self-righteous ‘No More Page 3′ campaign, arguing “let’s keep top shelf material on the top shelf”, rounding up girl guides to join the cause and even linking Page 3 to sexual violence. Once again, their editorial moralising doesn’t extend to their quest for traffic. HuffPo’s top story this morning was headlined “Abbey Clancy Poses Naked For Rankin in Hunger Magazine (PICTURES)”, naturally complete with topless photos which Guido has censored as this is a family blog. They also signed up a new contributor today: Peter Stringfellow.


153 Comments

  1. 1
    glenda jacko says:

    horrid man,, hic,

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    Not looking anymore – until you get rid of that fucking advert

  3. 3
    I Squiggle says:

    As an aside, I’m going to assume that Romany Blythe (“The Witch is Dead”) would side with HuffPo on this issue. Strange then that looking at the various photos appearing of her today, she doesn’t seem to be above flaunting her femininity in a sexually suggestive way?

  4. 4
    Eric Joyce says:

    You looking at my bird?

  5. 5
    Nonjob says:

    Everyone loves a nice pair of breasts. Except feminists, of course.

  6. 6
    Merde Hasan says:

    Stringfellow, isn’t he a kuffar?

  7. 7

    Its shite isn’t it?
    Do something guido team. It’s in the bloody way.

  8. 8
    Owin Jones says:

    BACK OF THE NET!

  9. 9
    The sprog trade. says:

    So David Miliband buys his children from America and Madonna buys hers from Africa. Where do rich African Jaffas buy their children from?

  10. 10
    Panem.et.circenses says:

    They would get more traffic with some shots AT Merde Hasan

  11. 11
    Rod Stewart says:

    WAKE
    UP
    MAGGIE
    I
    THINK
    I
    GOT
    SOMETHING
    TO
    SAY
    TO
    YOU
    !

  12. 12

    Add to Maggie guest list
    Linda
    And Sam fox. Empowered 80s women.

  13. 13
    Guido Fakes says:

    Eh?

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Do as I say, not as I do

  15. 15
    Danone says:

    shhh, wannna buy some milk formulae?

  16. 16
    Angela Eagle says:

    cor

  17. 17
    A hospital patient says:

    Great pair.

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    ok

  19. 19
    Dave and Nick says:

    Thought you said tits for a minute.

  20. 20
    h4dley freemann says:

    You’re all racist and sexist. We’re going to campaign and get page 3 banned. We want pornography in society and we are committed to using the welfare state to undermine family life. But page 3 is read by working class white males and we hate them so we hate page 3. Who will join me and Owen Jones in a twitter campaign?

  21. 21
    UH OH!! says:

    Seriously though. It’s all going to kick off next Wednesday isn’t it?

  22. 22
    Willybooby says:

    Boobies!!

  23. 23
    UH OH!! says:

    …..Seriously though. It’s all going to kick off next Wednesday isn’t it?

  24. 24
    Call me Dave says:

    We are reinstalling the rocket launchers that were deployed with great effect against the pick pockets at the Olympics.

  25. 25
    Labour: Still corrupt, still nasty says:

    Even if there was video footage of Chuka editing his Wikipedia entry, he’d probably say it was someone who looks like him doing it.

  26. 26
    Call me Dave says:

    Calm down dear

  27. 27
    Owen Jones says:

    BITTY

  28. 28
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Looks like the BBC are lining up the usual Leftie suspects tonight for Question Time (Toynbee, for a start – what’s the betting our Owen will be invited too?), along with the usual handpicked Leftie audience. Wonder who the main topic of ‘balanced’ debate will be?

    Well, the BBC has got to let people know how it really feels about Thatcher, hasn’t it? Got to stick the boot in somehow – and no doubt David Dimbleby will make sure that is exactly what happens.

  29. 29
    Gordon The Gopher says:

    Philip touched me up. :(

  30. 30
    jimbo says:

    About the only reason I’d ever buy the Sun is to piss off the militant feminists who want to control what everyone else, including other women, do.

    This is an important issue even if it’s easy to laugh about it. Can a vocal, extremist minority force their view on the rest of us? Especially when it’s an idiotic and hypocritical view brought by the very same people who would go bonkers if there was any restriction placed on porno or any attempt for a move to traditional morals yet they want to see this banned. It’s mainly class snobbery from the guardian reading twats. who hate the fact that the working class are patriotic and still happy to enjoy looking at beautiful women Plus I won’t be the last to notice that most of the women campaigning to ban this are themselves hideously ugly – I expect jealousy comes into it.

  31. 31
    A hospital patient says:

    Wonder if they do them in an 11.

  32. 32
    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    LOL

  33. 33
    D Abbot says:

    We have to divide and rule old wh1tey.

  34. 34
    Tiny Flaps says:

    They have the author of Thatchers bio and Ken Judas Clark as well. With the usual Pinko Guardian audience as well.

  35. 35
    David Dimbleby was a member of the Bullingdon Club says:

    ………..

  36. 36
    BBC says:

    Our audience represents a diverse sampling of British society including Guardian readers, Guardian journalists, race relations officers, ethnic outreach workers, women’s rights champions, left-wing student activists, the odd dripping wet conservative (makes it balanced), communists, socialist workers party members, immigrant support groups, campaigners for more immigration…

    What more do you want? We’re trying our best to reduce the number of white males in the audience but it will take time to eradicate them all.

  37. 37
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    ++lol+++

  38. 38
    Moniker says:

    Testing testing.

  39. 39

    I have always been a boob man. I have seen literally tens of thousands of them and I never tire of looking. I have seen approximately half that number of women.

    It is completely natural for men to like them. Whoever says they are top-shelf material must have a very distorted view of life.

    Those communities who grow up to see more of them experience fewer sexual perverts. The UK, despite now having topless beaches, is still back in Victorian times over the issue of prudery.

    If people don’t like my views, they can go and take a running jump.

  40. 40
    harridan harperson says:

    SEXIST

  41. 41
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Apparently Kinnock isn’t going to the funeral. Maggie must be very relieved.

  42. 42
    young Shep says:

    Another outrageous assault on freedom of speech and expression, some people like to keep abreast of matters, and why not?.

  43. 43
    SP4BS says:

    I’m sure they wouldnt want to quote life insurance for us lot.

  44. 44
    young Shep says:

    He’s got his party frock.

  45. 45
    Owen Jones says:

    You reckon?

  46. 46
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Watch it Joyce, she’s my bird. Boaz.

  47. 47
  48. 48

    All surviving Jeremy Clarksons are attending the funeral.

  49. 49
    Kinnochio says:

    I have a former engagement to attend the funeral of a former councillor in Wales. I had to ring round to find one, of course.

    FRIT! FRIT!

  50. 50
    M says:

    Can you still get a boob job on the NHS using tax payers money .?
    If so ban that .

  51. 51
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Heard the one about the new Director-General of the BBC whose employment contract forbids him to say anything derogatory about the BBC in public?

  52. 52
    Ah! Monika says:

    Women are ‘better off without their bras’ (say scientists who took FIFTEEN YEARS to inspect women’s breasts)

  53. 53
    Owen Jones says:

    I was offered earlier today a coffee without any milk. I did not try it as I was worried that if I did I would never go back.

  54. 54
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    My thoughts exactly. ‘Find me another funeral to go to on Wednesday!’

  55. 55
    Ah! Monika says:

    Male in Mail

  56. 56
    Michael Parkinson says:

    You get a free pen just for enquiring !

  57. 57
    No part of anyone's body is ignobler than any other says:

    Why can’t you show topless photos on a family blog. Do you think that people’s bodies are filthy?

  58. 58
    Ah! Monika says:

    This will now make you total an uneven number

  59. 59
    Casual Observer says:

    On the subject of tits…

    They’re serious as well…

  60. 60
    Some Scientist says:

    The Tory government commissioned a study into why the male pen1s has a bulbous end. They spent £100,000 and 9 months on research to come to the conclusion that it was to give the Male more pleasure.

    The LibDem party commissioned a study into the same. They spent £1,800,000 and 3 months on research to come to the conclusion that it was to give the Female more pleasure.

    The Labour party commissioned a study into the same. They spent £75 and 3 days on research to come to the conclusion that it was to stop your hand coming of the end.

  61. 61
    Ah! Monika says:

    I must admit to not watching the whole clip before posting!!

    Probably banned now

  62. 62
    Tosspot says:

    Without my glasses, it looks a bit like the wife….

  63. 63
    M says:

    Mid staffs could send you regular up dates & fast track some events

  64. 64
    young Shep says:

    At last, government funding well spent for once.

  65. 65
    Neighbour says:

    Yes I thought that as well

  66. 66
    Tosspot says:

    Super… first laugh of the day….

  67. 67
    Tosspot says:

    You know my Wife, without her clothes ?

  68. 68
    Henry Crun says:

    Should that be “mmmm, wanna buy some milk formula?”?

  69. 69
    Neighbour says:

    Doesn’t everyone?

  70. 70
    Tosspot says:

    Perhaps I really should put those curtains up..

  71. 71
    Red Egg Millitit..... says:

    Abbey Clancy looks lush, a fabulous body………… :)

  72. 72

    Both women and men can have secondary breasts which tend to occur in pairs below the normal position, as with a pig or other mammals. This example is clearly a fake. Clearly there are also mastectomy cases which can throw the averages out a bit.

    I have seen examples of all these in the flesh and, whilst acknowledging that the bearers for the most part have been able to have no say in their condition, I prefer the ones with two.

    Many hours have I spent in stocktaking these items. It is most important to ensure that none goes missing…

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    It can now be said, and history can be written thus, that the IRA did not assassinate Margaret Thatcher.

  74. 74
    Great Granddad says:

    It’s all very well for these buns and boobs people but I’m more of a mound of Venus man myself.

  75. 75
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Heard the one about the former DG of the BBC, whose contract called for him to fall on his sword two months into his term of office, in exchange for a nice pot of cash? Definitely wasn’t a put-up job, oh no– dearie me, perish the thought!

  76. 76
    How much more respect do you want shown? says:

    The BBC have been as respectful as humanly possible this week.

  77. 77
    The Huffington Post Working Mens Edition says:

    We’ll huff and we’ll puff, and still achieve nothing.

  78. 78

    Means testing. Means testing.

  79. 79
    How much more respect do you want shown? says:

    She died after a strike. What’s wrong with that?

  80. 80
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Doesn’t Kinnock know that there will be free sandwiches and drinks?

  81. 81
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Much to John O’Farrell’s everlasting chagrin, but hey, if you didn’t want people to keep throwing that at you, you idiot, there was a perfect solution: (A) don’t write it in a book (B) don’t stand for office (in what was a joke of a race, where you were concerned anyway).

  82. 82
    We Are All Naked says:

    I cannot understand this synthetic campaign against Page 3.
    We are born naked, we are all naked under our clothes and we leave this world naked.
    There is nothing wrong with pictures of naked people!
    I wouldn’t care whether the Sun showed a full frontal man and woman on Page 3!
    It is nothing to get worked up about FFS.
    Some native tribes in the tropics still walk around naked all the time and I don’t think it leads to sexual violence!
    In fact, quite the opposite is probably true.

    Some people are so damn prudish!
    In Hogarth’s day, many barmaids serving beer did so topless – SWTF!

  83. 83

    I take it that this news filing is a ferrous one?

  84. 84
    JH329429384923 says:

    Well said Jimbo.

    I’m sure the frankly wonderful Nicole on today’s page 3 would agree.

  85. 85
    perception says:

    “They also signed up a new contributor today: Peter Stringfellow.” I bet old Stringy has had more women (at least according to his boasts) than anyone on this blog, including Old Handy

  86. 86
    Bazinga! says:

    PHOOOOOAAAARRR

    Get em out.

  87. 87
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Thanks for keeping us abreast of the situation, Cat.

  88. 88
    Panem.et.circenses says:

    I had the volume on mute so I could follow that chap.

  89. 89
    perception says:

    And you pay for it the rest of your life

  90. 90

    Mikhail Gorbachev stated that Margaret Thatcher was a …striking person…

    не совсем так!

  91. 91
    Glenda Slagson - who didn't know it's not what you say, but what you do... says:

    Are you sure Glenda IS a bird – she looks more like a semi-inflated David Bowie, circa 1973, after 7 nights with no sleep and hair styled by Massey Ferguson.

  92. 92
    Specsaver says:

    take a closer look 39/58

  93. 93
    perception says:

    Squigs, you know what they, “If you’ve got it flaunt it, if you haven’t tough”

  94. 94
    Lefties party says:

  95. 95
    Lefties party says:

  96. 96
    Pliny the Welder says:

    Is this your logo, Guido?

    Are you angling at a Lacoste sponsorship deal, or is it a comment on your wit?

    http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/breakingnews/offbeat/baby-croc-fawkes-makes-it-snappy-29190085.html

  97. 97
    perception says:

    What about those tits in the HoC when they are well oiled

  98. 98
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “Oh no, I paid into the system, and now I want to get every last sou I’ve got coming to me and then some, whether I need it or not. Fuck whether the nation goes broke, I won’t be around to see it. Apres-moi le deluge!”

  99. 99
    Panem.et.circenses says:

    Its like the tears he sheds every time a politico fucks up

  100. 100

    Ferrum Domina non erat pro Triviae.

  101. 101
    Mars Attacks says:

    It is a pain in the arse if you are on a tablet, ipad or smart phone – it sits right where you read on the left hand margin.

    Sort it, plot boy!

  102. 102
    perception says:

    I think Sam was Murdoch’s favourite in the 70’s to be in the Tit and Bum all that time

  103. 103
    Panem.et.circenses says:

    Don’t cats have 8 tits?

  104. 104
    Magaluf Engerlander says:

    I think you’ll have to shout fuck.ing loud if you want a reply, Rod – say, loud enough to rupture something vital, at a guess.

  105. 105
    young Shep says:

    They are all bloody illiterate at the BBC these days, can’t understand what half of them are saying, if you try and listen to world service now, the supposed English variant, sounds like Esperanto.

  106. 106
    Magaluf Engerlander says:

    KNOB

  107. 107

    I have been reading my Sale of Two Titties.

  108. 108
    Ah! Monika says:

    Yesterday

    Crime down your street: Wythenshawe revealed as violence capital of Manchester

    Duchess of Cambridge to visit Wythenshawe primary school

    2 x 2 = 4 Stab vests all round

  109. 109
    Panem.et.circenses says:

    Augustine of Hippo (Diane Abbott) says you are a sexist

  110. 110

    Isn’t Apres-moi le deluge another way of saying Tay King-dePisse?

    Or am I being too literal?

  111. 111
    Anonymous says:

    get rid of these fucking adverts!!!!!!!!!!

  112. 112
    TV Monitor says:

    She blacked-up for her Thatcher appearance yesterday.

  113. 113
    perception says:

    You naughty little boy you should have able to see that comedy series

  114. 114
    Add-ons says:

    It takes about 10 seconds to get the adblocker add-on.

  115. 115
    CO-OP Funeral Service. says:

    Would you like your money back?

  116. 116
    Owen's Aunty Myfanwy says:

    No Hadley, Owen can’t come out to play, I’m afraid.
    I’m babysitting him while his Mum’s at the Bingo,having a well earned break from being his carer, poor dear.

    OWEN!! Stop that! You’ll go bloody blind!!!

  117. 117
    Ah! Monika says:

    I have a full 8 setting dinner service used once only by both of them. Any offers?

  118. 118
    Lefties party says:

  119. 119

    Abbottine of Hippo: Fac me tenui, sed nondum.

  120. 120
    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    After listening to the constant sycophantic dross blurted out by 200+ neo nut Tory MP’s…I was expecting Thatch to rise again today, it is the 3rd day after all.

  121. 121
    Tessa Tickles says:

    I’m using Firefox on an Android tablet and can’t see any side advert. Or any adverts. Those ad blocker plugins are great!

  122. 122
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    I don’t think I should have to pay taxes for policing these degenerates. Make the twats involved pay.

  123. 123
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    I just did it and it works fine. Google on ad blocker.

  124. 124
    Tony Bliar resplendant in his white robes says:

    Sorry just got back, been busy at a christening. How can I help?

  125. 125
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    Oh if only she would!

  126. 126
    St. Margaret says:

    It’s all about timing dear boy.

  127. 127
    Lard Prescott says:

    T’in t’in t’in

  128. 128
    Village Idiot says:

    I knew lefties were a bit mad,but it has shown this week,what sub human,evil,spiteful,
    vacuous nasty people they are..To harbour that amount of hatred for all those years shows in their faces,(glenda jackson,Q.E.D.),and many others…Surely in this life,it is better for your soul and health,to strive to be a nice person,even with the challenges and pitfalls and ideologies that may be upsetting,but the examples of vitriol displayed,were sickening..Rise above it,adapt,dont dwell in victim status…There are numerous “things” i “hate”,that the previous gov did,but i am not going to “hate”,just
    form my opinion and enjoy life,and nobody,politician or otherwise would lead me to talk,or behave like those lefties and labour supporters…Pure Evil……

  129. 129

    Could do you a swap with my wood from the True Cross, if interested.

    Problem is I would have to get something else to keep the book shelf up.

  130. 130
    perception says:

    Some don’t seem to need them anyway, but others who are, shall I say over endowed, would probably use 2 empty buckets

  131. 131
    Owen Jones says:

    It’s mine, I’ll wash it as fast as I like.

  132. 132
    Pliny the Welder says:

    Like.

  133. 133
    perception says:

    They are if they have been mud wrestling

  134. 134
    Pliny the Welder says:

    Have you tried faith? I hear that’s awefully good.

  135. 135
    Tessa Tickles says:

    The unintended consequence of overloading the adverts.. we all install plug-ins so we end up seeing no ads at all.

  136. 136
    Pliny the Welder says:

    Only because it stopped the bat droppings going in your tankard.
    Happy days!

  137. 137
    perception says:

    In the interests of equality I am sure some women would like to see topless (or more) men, mind you there might be some would like to see the same (anybody think of any) , any offers Geedo 1 or Geedo 2

  138. 138
    Jo Brand says:

    even linking Page 3 to sexual violence

    At least two of the Page 3 girls were lesbians and we all know how violent lesbians are.

  139. 139

    She was very good. But one has to move on.

  140. 140
    perception says:

    Well Maggie and chums helped John O’Farrell make his fortune and load of comedians so her should be grateful to her.

  141. 141
    Jo Brand says:

    And hilarious comics like the unappreciated Jo Brand

  142. 142
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    No, I’m unburdening myself, you might call it, whilst still alive.
    Can’t count on any of the lot we’ve got coming up after us to carry on. “Le deluge” has to happen within our lifetimes, like some sort of Rule of Perpetuities (a concept which I have become acquainted with in my research on tax-avoidance trusts). I plan to engage in a “soaked-earth strategy,” as it were.
    And if I were being literal-literal, with respect to my contribution in all this, it would be “devant-moi le deluge,” wouldn’t it?

  143. 143
    Jo Brand says:

    Shame on you ageist people not letting Glenda Jackson play Goneril or Regan but reducing her to that of Cordelia.

  144. 144

    Copyright works very well against the Rule against Perpetuities.

    One has to define whose interests are being served…

  145. 145
    Granny Says it will all be alright if we don't panic says:

    The little pink tongue rest?

    (Sadly at my time of life dear, and 6 babieslater, you could use mine as a carriage for a mortar!)

  146. 146
    Yakov says:

    In Soviet Russia Page 3 girl seeks to ban you!

  147. 147
    Alan Clarke (Late) says:

    You must buy a copy of my book “Juggling with Jubblies”

  148. 148
    Mustapha Penguin says:

    If you get between them and the bar or free buffet.

  149. 149
    Pliny the Welder says:

    So there we have it -final proof that Faith gives you wood.

  150. 150
    Village Idiot says:

    “You turn if you want to”.

  151. 151
    Magaluf Engerlander says:

    Mousey , you limping moron! you have hit the nail on the head, at last! Silly little trots who believe in fairy stories about magic men who walk on water and rise from the dead, magic money trees and their own delusions of adequacy.

    LOL

  152. 152
    G.Kaufmann (Ms) says:

    Forget page 3, I’m going to see “The Full Monty” 100 times when the stage show starts next month. Williesssssssssssssssssssss

  153. 153
    Lynn Gwist says:

    Desperato, surely ?


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