April 9th, 2013

WATCH: Politician Sport Fails


  1. 1
    BBC Morally Spineless SCUM says:

    I can’t stand sport.

  2. 2
    Bazinga! says:

    Dear Nikki Campbell

    When your beloved Castro dies I’m going to have a massive party. We will trash this left wing commie shit bag who helped with his commie cuunt mates in the Soviet Union to take the world to the edge of nuclear annihilation.

    Please send a TV and radio crew to visit me so you can report every 5 minutes “what a divisive person” Castro was.

  3. 3
    Bazinga! says:

    Apparently Radio 5 are doing another ‘Trash Fachur’ tonight, blaming her for all that is wrong with football.

    Next week Nikki Campbell blames ‘Fachur’ for his piles.

  4. 4
    Fair's fair says:

    I think it only fair that every socialist who celebrated Thatcher’s death yesterday be asked to give up all possessions they own which come from capitalism. For a start they can hand over their mobiles and laptops. They can be allowed to hold onto whatever they got courtesy of socialism. They should also be reminded that it’s only in a western democracy that they can openly celebrate like that and still go home free people at the end of the night. If they disagree, put them on the next flight to North Korea.

  5. 5
    BBC red bottom says:

    BBC History today.

    Thatcher caused global warming, Iraq war, BBc salford, Jimmy Saville, George Bush, the decline of coal as a global fuel, World war one, Vietnam, Tony Blair, rise of green energy prices, bank charges and the decline in popularity of the fab lolly.

  6. 6
    Frank Carson says:

    When Bob Crow was told Mrs Thatcher was dead, he said “Thatcher dying is all Thatcher’s fault”.

  7. 7
    BBC red bottom says:

    We have a nineteen hour tribute program ready to roll.

    But we love Kennedy so we are blaming the United States hatred for Cuba on the military industrial complex and, erm..those ‘New York’ type people .. {nudge nudge}..know who we mean?..

  8. 8
    Did the sky fall in says:

    I see HM the Queen had Daniel Craig to dinner last night at Windsor: did she greet him with “Good Evening Mr Bond”

  9. 9
    nellnewman says:

    Is he still living in that taxpayer subsidised council house whilst there are genuine people on the council house list desperate for a roof over their heads?

    What a ‘great compassionate’ socialist bobcrow is. He’s right up there with the rest , feathering his own nest!!

  10. 10
    BBC red bottom says:

    BBC impartial presenter.

    “The deregulation of Britain’s inadequate and aging, paper based stocks and shares system in 1986 caused the credit crunch twenty years later in 2007, and is responsible for the current recession.”

  11. 11
    Tessa Tickles says:

    More like, “Mr Craig, one is wondering if you could be kind enough to answer one’s question: why did Skyfall get rave reviews when it’s a pile of shit?”

  12. 12
    Hypocracy contradiction and double standards says:

    kennedy who took the USA into Vietnam was a saint and Nixon who got them out of Vietnam was a sinner?
    What’s that all about?
    It’s a crazy old world the left wing inhabit shame I have to fucking share it with them.

  13. 13
    The Collective's collective Amnesia says:

    The years between 1997 and 2010 have been erased from history ok.

  14. 14
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Paris Brown has quit her job. She did something wrong, accepted responsibility, and resigned.

    A 17 year old with more integrity and good sense than most MPs and senior civil servants.

    Are you f*cking listening, Sir David Nicholson, you murderous bastard?

  15. 15
    Right to die when its actually my time says:


  16. 16
    Gordon Brown says:

    When I die, will there be tributes from around the world and the flag flown at half-mast?

  17. 17
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    It probably wasn’t as “Sir Daniel.”

  18. 18
    Jimmy says:

    Thatcher was pretty good on atmospheric pollution issues, but then she was a scientist. The anti-science nutters infesting the right now I suspect would have appalled her.

  19. 19
    Ah! Monika says:

    x 1000,000,000,000

  20. 20
    Ah! Monika says:

    Jolly Roger probably.

  21. 21
    Wurzel says:

    All these bloody miners bleating about maggie destroying their jobs – NOT bloody once have I heard them mention Arthur Scargil, or for that matter that UK coal cost £100 per ton to produce at the time, against Polish coal at £28 per ton delivered. Coal or Cloud-Windmaill land, either way bills would be higher.

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    Anyone seen some of these leaders out for a jog with their bodyguards? Desperate it was, they looked like death warmed up. Think Boris has got something though. At least Maggie had the sense not to put on her track suit and try something, my imagination on overdrive.

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    Polish coal was poor quality brown almost lignite coal, therefore the low price, very inefficient. Coal in this country is high carbon stuff, with a very high calorific value. Sorry to educate you. But yes, Scarrgill was hardwork, even for Labour governments before.

  24. 24
    the savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    And tomorrow morning on the overnight red eye shift Five Dead’s Rod Sharp will be blaming Maggers for becomiing ever more Blunt ( as in having lost any semblance of cutting edge he may ever have possessed as a pseudo presenter ).

    And his colleague the Tottenham Toreador Doton Adebayor will once again lay claim to his only tenuous claim to fame i e that he sired the redoubdtable Emanuel Adebayor the feared White Hart Lane goleador as a result of a notional one night stand round the back of what was then Safeway s on the Tottenham High Road..

  25. 25
    the savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    What about the stuff they got on the rob ?

    Can they keep that ?

  26. 26
    the savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    Yeah fair pint but the inexperienced self opinionated little girl should never have been appointed in the first place

    Her face tells you everything about the cerebral content — or otherwise –therein .

    Empty vessels ……

    Insult to injury ?; she was going to be paid with MY tax pounds !!!

  27. 27
    the savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    I DO admire McMental’s backhand smash .

    Understandably he over compensated on the basis he believed he was being served a fax machine which he was obliged to smash against the nearest wall.

  28. 28
    Fish says:

    and this afternoon the BBC clown Richard Bacon blamed Thatcher for Hillsborough

  29. 29
    grobdj says:

    Will Scargill be moving out of his Barbican flat before or after the funeral?


  30. 30
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    TY, that gave me a good giggle.

  31. 31
    WoRaft ChIHUAHua says:

    She just applied for a job requiring a bouncy teenager. The appointment was not her fault. That is down to Ann Barnes and the people who selected her, currently being named as retired West Mercia chief constable Paul West and a serving officer.

    Three responsible adults selected an unsuitable candidate for their own PR purposes, then required her to abase herself in public in order to cover for their negligence and incompetence. Let the girl keep the money but make the other three grovel and resign.

  32. 32
    Sir Alex Fungusscum says:

    Ironic that these wankers play in blue
    And i wonder who paid for that kit ?

  33. 33
    I lived in a coal mining town says:

    British coal has double the sulphur content of most other coals and requires expensive de-sulpherisation equipment on the boiler to meet emission regulations. Polish coal is perfectly acceptable provided the boiler is designed to accept it. If Polish coal was £28/ton compared to British coal at £100/Ton, it is obvious most of the UK mines could not have survived in the 1980s without serious subsidies.

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    So are you suggesting Maggie was happy to buy from commies, where the cost of living there was peanuts, a funny Polish sausage for dinner for a penny?

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    And remember too, a tory government caused the early 1950s London smogs, that killed thousands, when they exported high quality British coal for it’s high cash value, but imported poor quality brown coal with a HIGH SULPHUR content, for London power stations alongside the Thames. Think it came from Russian controlled East Germany, of all places. The secret papers of the whole affair was released about eight years ago, which I investigated. And have you heard of anthracite coal? Or am I talking to an ignoramus? That is the stuff we produced where I come from.

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    Balls likes his double dutch, never mind about footie, it seems from top of page vid. Seeing his belly bounce up and down split my sides, may I say.

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    Remember when I was young, when I used to go for dance/disco nights in a nearby village, and the quickest way home was alongside the rail way track passed Cynheidre colliery number two site, where they produced one of the highest carbon efficient burning coal in the World of the anthracite variety, and once bumped into the lads on night shift getting ready the rail trucks for delivery to Swansea docks later in early morning chuffed down the hill. They took me to the canteen for a chat, where I talked to all types there – the maintenance staff were based there. This was in about 1979, and they said it was Thatcher, so here we go even then. Pass the site these days – it is a vast solar farm site now, and the old railway track is now a cycle track. Ah well, something came from it, prevents me tripping over railway sleepers when I walk along there in the night, ending up in a ditch with the trash/brambles, tiddly.

  38. 38
    Keen Nose says:

    How do I get rid of this pop-up advert to the left of my screen?

    I’ve nothing against monetizing blogs, but this particular life cover ad is f***ing annoying.

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