April 9th, 2013

The Best Boris GIF You Will Ever See


  1. 1
    Misterned says:

    Very impressive, but it does not top Mrs Thatcher inventing Mr Whippy ice cream. That was a major contribution to humanity.

  2. 2
    bungabunga says:


    Remember this the next time the Guardian, BBC, David Cameron, Harridan Harperson, Owen Jones etc says that right-wingers are nasty and need to “detoxify”. Some of the left yesterday showed themselves to be utter scum, celebrating the death of an elderly lady in some cases with posters depicting a hanging noose. The description of “vermin” than Bevan used to describe Tories always struck me as a terrible thing to say to one’s fellow man, but it turns out to have been perfectly apt for the modern left.

  3. 3
    armchair sports says:

    Boris was always a success with Balls, Baskets and rings though not necessarily in that order

  4. 4
    Misterned says:

    Not to mention looting a charity shop in Brighton. This shows the foul, vile contemptible nature of the loony left.

    When they accuse the right wing of being vile and nasty, they are, in fact, psychologically projecting their own hatred and sub-conscious admittance of their own failings. They are self loathing scum.

  5. 5
    Wurzel says:

    The vid is short enough as it is, without presenting it in B/W silent movie mode.

  6. 6
    Council bunfights says:

    Maggie managed to boil the piss of so many lefties for so long that hopefully most of them will develop bladder cancer and die in an piss stained NHS bed.

  7. 7
    John Wellington Wells says:

    Is Boris the true hair to Thatcher?

  8. 8
    Lord Stansted says:

    Glasgow, Brixton, LIverpool and Bristol don’t carry much weight in the scheme of things. Best ignore the poor dears.

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck it! I would vote for him now. Cool as you like with the high five to the brother as well

  10. 10
    Resident of 96.99% white Merseyside says:

    I can see the I*slamic Republic of Tower Hamlets in the background.

  11. 11
    Casual Observer says:

    The left will kill itself in its own hospitals ?

    Are you Andy Burnham ? ;-)

  12. 12
    SP4BS says:

    Incredible juxtaposition.

    We’re doomed.

  13. 13
    V1le, vicious Labour ruined my Country says:

    These vile lefties should be rounded up and gassed.

  14. 14

    I quite like the b/w version. Quite Chaplinesque. And very appropriate for Boris.
    Everyman’s baggy trousered clown; pricks pomposity, outrages the elite and makes good.

    Chaplin, the Tramp, was one of the richest men in the world. And had endless trouble with younger women and paternity suits. See the resemblance ?

  15. 15
    Casual Observer says:

    Boris like Dave lacks something crucial, which old Maggie had: Conviction and action.

    Better step up on Dave, but monging about with a basketball is not really a good use of tax money and to be fair those skills are about as much use as Dave in an EU budget negotiation.

  16. 16
    Fat Lady says:

  17. 17
    Gay Fawkes says:

    Boris, what a tosser!

  18. 18
    SP4BS says:

    Like i said. dooomed.

  19. 19
    Anonymous says:

    Did u choke ??

  20. 20
    H-O-R-S-E Champ Wesley Snipes, "White Men Can't Jump", says:

    You ain’t shit, Johnson.
    Lessee you do summa dis shit (pretty good fo’ white boys):

  21. 21
    Fat ars Charlie's soul kitchen says:

    I see she ordered the Texas death row special.

  22. 22
    M102 says:

    …and how many portions did you have, fatty?

  23. 23
    BarleyBill says:

    The term ‘toilet licking maggots’ comes to mind, don’t you think?

  24. 24
    Duh! says:

    White men don’t jump because they discovered powered flight.

  25. 25
    misterned says:


  26. 26
    Vicky Pryce says:

    Now that I’m settled in, and I don’t have thinking about the trial (or Chris) to worry me all anorexic, I’ve actually been able to put a little weight on. They serve good chow at my place. (It’s not moussaka or pastitsio, but I’ll survive!)


  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    Magic Johnson.

  28. 28
    RealJimmy says:

    To the dole scum, workshy, lazy, Polly Toynbee, Owen “utter poncey middle class twat” Jones and those who hate England, Maggie will always be a hate figure. Rather vindicates her, I think.

  29. 29
    BoJo says:

    No, I’m not. I celebrate the e t h n 1 c c l e a n s i n g of England and indeed call for even more.

  30. 30
    One Term Dave says:

    I could do that with my eyes closed.

  31. 31
    Owen Jones says:

    That’s nothing, I invented shouting and verbal masturbation

  32. 32
    Bazinga! says:

    I’ve got some champers chilling, some on Mandela, die you fucking cuunt.

  33. 33
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Would you be the same Wesley Snipes who starred in Black Men Evade Taxes (and served a three-year sentence in a Federal prison)? Must be a friend of Ken Lizardstone’s, then– it’s no wonder you’d want to heckle Boris!


  34. 34
    Truth says:

    More people died here and abroad under Blair and Brown than under Thatcher. Fact.

  35. 35
    Moussa Koussa MK 29 pet machine gun says:

    I can’t stop wanking.
    My knob is red raw. now its only half up and is very sore.
    I try not to have a handy, but then I hear ‘Thatcher’s still dead’ on the news and I have to go and crack another one out.
    Just a tiny, weak dribble. But i can’t help myself.

    I wish I had a lefty mate I could toss off instead.

  36. 36
    d says:

    is there going to be a ‘stiff of the week’ competition this week?

  37. 37

    Shame about Paris Brown, but a youth police & crime commissioner without a Twitter account?

  38. 38
    Chucky Umanna says:

    Johnson is trash

  39. 39
    Resident of 96.99% white Merseyside says:

    When Mr Mandela dies I think I shall break with protocol and not watch C4 News or Newsnight for a few days as I dread the sight of loony lefties hugging each other like mad and crying crocodile tears.

    At least the response to Lady Thatcher’s death from her admirers has been dignified.

  40. 40
    Met Ball says:

    How to avoid being the victim of muggers in London.
    Chuck the basketball backwards over your head(distracting the young fiends)and run in the other direction.
    Unlike Boris do not attempt to high five any of them.

  41. 41
    mushroom says:

    I believe you are splitting heirs. No way. Boris is very different.
    Blair and Cameron may have attempted to imitate the Thatcher mould but their legacy was / is more fungal than forceful.

  42. 42
    The NHS says:

    True but who’s the daddy? Your IP address has been logged.

  43. 43
    Going out in style says:

    Mrs Thatcher died at The Ritz. What better two fingers to socialists?

  44. 44
    Boris says:

    The Best Boris GIF You Will Ever See??

    You ain’t see nuffink yet

  45. 45
    Resident of 96.99% white Merseyside says:

    I saw the famous (at least on this blog) Polly on the box last night. She was quite calm making her points and certainly did not start shouting.

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    Boris does know how to promote ideas. Something that is sadly lacking in the rest of the politicians. Just look at that setup and the background. After the years of deceit and corruption, from which we hope to emerge, honesty and reducing the distance to the voters is essential. Boris might not have the trust, but he has attributes to compensate.

    Look at the last two speeches made by Cameron and Osborne. Yes, they were in front of the people, but they were not with the people, in either of those events. They came to tell the people.

    “Let me explain how.”, “Let me tell you ..” “My message to the banks is clear … “ “Because we have a plan…” “…can be confident that we are implementing our plan…”

    Who are these ridiculous speech writers that have no idea about who is doing the work, and who is just making speeches. Next time try and find someone that can motivate the people to drive our way out of this mess.

    Or are all politicians convinced that no act of the people can perturb their plans.

  47. 47

    One wonders how many takes it took to get this.

  48. 48
    The Nasty Community says:


    Wouldn’t it be easier to just stop paying them to breed?

  49. 49

    He is either the heir apparent or a hairy parent, not sure which.

  50. 50
    Dont remind people of Winter of Discontent for Gawds Sake says:

    Nice to be reminded of “Red Robbo” and why the UK no longer has a car industry and what a car-crash the country was under Labour with Labour leaders controlled by the unions..very topical no wonder “Red Ed” is getting worried about his “supporters” vile comments and modern comparisons being made about his close associations with union bosses…..

  51. 51

    The underlying implication, that Boris gets it in every five seconds, is probably slightly overstated.

  52. 52
    The Nasty Community says:

    I bet Ed Moribund couldn’t do that.

  53. 53
    Agism is apparently OK in the Police 'service' says:

    How ironic that she’s only got the job until she turns 18, whereupon she gets sacked (illegally) for being too old. She’s going to learn an important lesson about law and order in the UK: the Police ‘Service’ is crap.

  54. 54
    Billy Bragger says:

    I love staying at the Ritz. None of those poor folks there.

  55. 55
    Mrs Polly T says:

    I love staying at the Ritz. None of those poor folks there.

  56. 56
    Gooey Blob says:

    You wouldn’t want to invest money in companies from those places if they are typical examples of the local workforce. There are far more deserving cities.

  57. 57
    Mr Curious says:

    What did Mandela actually do?? I mean, he sat in prison for 27 years doing SFA whilst his supporters put car tyres around each others’ necks and set them on fire.

    He then gets out of prison, divorces his wife (because she allegedly killed some of his supporters), became president and oversaw his country descend into an orgy of violence, and voila! He’s a hero.

  58. 58
    Sir Charles Spencer Chaplin, KBE says:

    I was one of the highest paid men in the world but I wasn’t the richest. Rockefeller, Morgan, Vanderbilt, Astor, Carnegie, Gould, Mellon, Harriman, Frick, Huntington, Croker, Flagler, Duke, and Hearst were all much richer.

  59. 59
    Ah! Monika says:

    “Dining at the Ritz” OK

    Dying at the Ritz….Class

  60. 60
    Boris says:


  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    He should be good, he spends all day practising! Beats working…

  62. 62
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    Meadowlark Curly Pfefferwurst Johnson. Basket case.

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