April 7th, 2013

Read Guido’s Column in The Sun Today


Guido shares a page with the Prime Minister in today’s Sun. Dave makes the case for welfare reform, and in Guido’s column you can read all about:

  • Lynton Crosby’s effect on Osborne
  • Ed Balls and the bookie
  • Michael Meacher’s bedroom tax fears
  • Ed Miliband’s sauna
  • Where’s Chuka? Somewhere far cooler than “full of trash” London
  • Gorgeous George and his harem
  • Tony is still a “straight kinda guy”

Politics for the people, all for only 60p…


  1. 1
    Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

    All for only 60p. It was 50p last week. That’s a hell of an inflation rate.

  2. 2
    DtP says:

    And Owen Jones talking utter durge on Nicky Campbell’s ‘Are Tories Evil’ programme on BBC1. Hmm…

  3. 3
    Jimmy says:

    It’s 70p where I live. Then again maths was never a strong suit for rightwing tossers.

  4. 4
    Gordo Mcbust says:

    Oh the irony.

  5. 5
    Owen Jones says:


  6. 6
    The Tap says:

    Sounds shit. I can wait until tomorrow.

  7. 7
    Sal E Bercow says:

    Meedja just can’t get enough Owen.

    I just can’t get enough.

  8. 8
    The Tap says:

    Maths? It’s just reading a price surely? Dildo

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    What about the crazy situation where a posh twit gets to the position he’s in entirely due to daddy’s tax avoiding millions?

  10. 10
    BBC C4 EU Labour Unions Guardian we are one says:

    Yes, the second part of the show is ‘should baby eating be banned?’ very entertaining.

  11. 11
    Chuck Us-Yamani says:

    Damn ! In my rush to catch the plane I forgot to put the trash out.

  12. 12
    Edith Milliband says:

    No he’s on nicky campbells propaganda show

  13. 13
    Sun says:

    Your face is shit.

  14. 14
    Euan Blair says:

    Fuck you

  15. 15
    phil pott says:

    glad to see the chancellor’s coming down hard on benefit scrounging farmers

  16. 16
    phil pott says:

    isn’t mr y’s point the same as that made by prezza hezza – to the effect that society hasn’t got a sense of purpose

    the quotes dredged by GF criticising chukker showed just that – a woman describing west end night life as ‘amazing’ – someone who has already given up on life?

  17. 17
    Disgusting says:

    The abusive shouting down of Ruth Porter was appalling. Arrogant lefty scum

  18. 18
    phil pott says:

    who is this sharon osborne anyway?

  19. 19
    Bubba on E-wing says:

    Fancy a spit roast tonight.

  20. 20
    phil pott says:

    looks like trash to me

  21. 21
    Road_Hog says:

    But wasn’t the News of the Screws twice that price? That’s where it’s heading, slowly, slowly, start cheap and work your way up.

  22. 22
    phil pott says:

    i loved my kidz to death mate

  23. 23
    Resident of 96.99% white Merseyside says:

    I wonder if they’re selling copies outside Anfield?

  24. 24
    John Worboys says:

    I had her in the back of my cab once.

  25. 25
    Asian Shopkeeper says:

    When we all move in to multiculturalise Liverpool, we’ll all be happy to sell that great paper, The Sun.

  26. 26
    young Shep says:

    Next weeks episode; Maggie Thatchers death camps re-visited.

  27. 27
    Owen Jones says:

    “no one questioned my assertion that we were paying Mrs Duncan Smith without her doing any work in return. ”

    I’m waiting Guido?

  28. 28
    Peter's Second Cousin says:


    Saddo alert. One of Fatso Guido’s rabid bumboys gets pleasure out of making fun of dead children.

  29. 29
    Tessa Tickles says:

    The NOTW was expensive because they had to pay all those bent coppers. I can’t see the justification for the SOS going up by 20pc.

    Not that it really makes much difference to my life.

  30. 30
    young Shep says:

    Was the Prime Minister informed that he was sharing a page with you?.

  31. 31
    Paris Brown's Eyebrows says:


  32. 32
    Bazinga! says:

    Once again Liebore ignore their own double standards, one the one hand they are ‘moaning’ about the so called tax cut for millionaires, yet on the other they support the massive welfare system that basically subsidises the very same rich people to pay piss poor wages knowing they will be topped up by the state.

    Why not force companies to pay higher wages and cut the benefits instead lefties?

  33. 33
    M102 says:

    Why would you read the Sun when you can get the Guardian for free, Jimmy?

  34. 34
    Tessa Tickles says:

    “rightwing tossers

    Ooh, you’re getting a bit fruity in your old age, Jimmy! Get out of bed on the wrong side, did we?

  35. 35
    1 in 4 truth. says:

    but where?
    sun is certainly aroused at 4 in the morning and he goes downhill at 4 in the afternoon.
    if sun is the father and errection is a good thing ..i.e being 1. then….
    ma.qabul….has to be accompanied by baap.qabul..
    fr the innocent….ma.qabul in muslim is acceptance f the mother. and baap.qabul is acceptance of the father.

    bapqabul yes….as both are psychologicalli within us.
    it is not that we have a choice.
    it is part f our psychological design.
    ths is the truth about the number 2. the allknowing number of peace.

  36. 36
    Road_Hog says:

    Preceeded by how did David Kelly die and was Tony Blair & NuLabour reponsible.

    Which is preceeded by Tony Blair’s law allowing people to be locked up indefinitely in a mental health unit without reference to a doctor, if he felt/the police felt that he was a danger to him – quite frankly, anyone that wanted to hurt him, would be by definition completely sane.

    Which is preceeded fake WMD and an illegal in Iraq and the death camps their.

    I could go on, but that’s enough for now.

  37. 37
    Road_Hog says:

    Because he already has a plentiful supply of toilet paper and doesn’t need any more?

  38. 38
    young Shep says:

    Intensely relaxed about millionaires when in office but shrilly disapproving when in opposition, peoples just ain’t principled any mores…

  39. 39
    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    We don’t even wipe the shit off our arses with you!

  40. 40
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Q: What’s red, bubbly, and scratches at the window?
    A: A baby in the microwave.

    See? Dead kids are funny.

  41. 41
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Morning benders!

  42. 42
    Road_Hog says:

    Of course we could vote for your lot and get more of this.

  43. 43
    Labour Don't Learn. says:

    I just love the way they continue to whinge about the 45pc top rate being “too low”, when Labour’s top rate was (for the most part) 5pc lower, and when Labour’s poison-pill last gasp 50pc rate resulted in a fall in revenue because high-rate taxpayers left the country.

  44. 44
    Euan Blair says:

    Scoucers whinging over random perceived injustice? No, never?

  45. 45
    Euan Blair says:


  46. 46
    The Liebore Party says:

    Ah, a typical British family.

  47. 47
    Resident of 96.99% white Merseyside says:

    You’ll never make a profit what with all the stuff that will be nicked.

  48. 48
    Edith Milliband says:

    haven’t got any important shouting to do fuckwit?

  49. 49
    Owen Jokes says:

    Please hold your breath.

  50. 50
    A Stag party says:

    We all did

  51. 51
    Simon Hughes' rusty dildo says:

    Little angels they were, little fucking ASBO angels.

  52. 52
    Cwispy pants Bwyant says:


  53. 53
    Gordon Brown's Turkey Baster says:

    Whoa, how dare you use facts to sustain an argument; that simply is not cricket.

  54. 54
    William Hague says:

    Who are you calling a bender, you baldy git.

  55. 55
    rupert marduk says:

    okay i got it, no one in liverpool buys the sun. but many of them have subscriptions to sky satellite services… so they can watch the fucking footie. oh the fucking irony. fuck off you bunch of hypocrites.

  56. 56
    Jimmy says:

    Obviously the real Jimmy would not use a tautology like that.

  57. 57
    Resident of 96.99% white Merseyside says:


  58. 58
    Voting 4 nothing says:

    No tax or NI on earnings of £230/week=tax code 11960/annum

  59. 59
    Owen Jones's boring jumper says:

    I would never use over the top language to describe people earning £42,000 a year as millionaires. This Government of millionaires and tax avoiders should be ashamed of the misleading language they use about HardWorkingFamilies getting a pound a year in handouts.

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    Perhaps it’s got bigger tits this week. Oh yeah, Dave’s in it.

  61. 61
    Asian Shopkeeper says:

    I’ve just reported you for a race hate crime, expect 6 months in the chokey.

  62. 62
    wash and coe says:

    why take one bender into the shower when you can take two! oops clumsy old me i am such a ditz i have just dropped the soap.

  63. 63
    Ronaldo says:

    Excusa, Peter mi amore? Que esta “bender” ?

  64. 64
    Anonymous says:

    So obvious that bird needs to find herself a real man to chain her up, give her a good whipping, and then screw her arse off.

    But she’s probably only had Tories. Ha ha ha ha

  65. 65
    Chris Huhne says:

    Please don’t mention soap and showers. I still have nightmares.

  66. 66
    M102 says:


  67. 67
    Liam Byrne ( aka Baldemort ) says:

    There’s no money hair left.

  68. 68
    P.Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:

  69. 69
    Nell FairState says:

    I’m need £100k for me kids and me fags and me drink and me bingo and me dogging and me ‘orse and me drugs.

    Pay up! An I wanna go holiday in ‘bifa this year, not bleeding’ caravan club , ok?

  70. 70
    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

    Urrrgh !! This blog is full of trash and C-list wannabes !

  71. 71
    Owen Jones says:

    I texted Guido 2 minutes ago and no response. DO YOU THINK HE’S OK?

  72. 72

    The shadow work and pensions secretary, Liam Byrne, writing in the Observer, commits Labour to a return to the old principle of contribution championed by William Beveridge after the second world war. There are lots of people right now who feel they pay an awful lot more in than they ever get back, Byrne writes. That should change. Graun (where else?)

    Give him three out of ten for trying. But he and his lot helped to create this mess in the first place.

    However, my main point is more concerned with how Labour see things from the weakest point of view imaginable. Let me re-write his last sentence for him:

    There are lots of people right now who pay nothing in but get an awful lot back. THAT should change.

    There you go, Liam. Fixed it for you.

  73. 73
    kim jong very ill says:

    do you think that all those payments have been reported to the tax authorities?

  74. 74

    Bit early in the day for real lefties. Still in bed.
    And Lib Dems are at farmers markets. Tories are trying to get their kids into private play parks. Greens are building up energy after a Saturday nights passion. They won’t have built up the strength to comment until the soya kicks in around Wednesday. Guardian readers still have another few pull out sections on soap art in Turkmenistan and Mia Sanskrit a ‘new’ transgender, African-Armenian artist latest volume of jazz poetry. Then they’re off for a good cycle to the recycle..mmmm yummy days mummy!

    Who can this political be if it isnt jimmy? A UKIP ?

  75. 75
    Voting 4 nothing says:

    Appreciate your irony, but how about leaving corporation tax and abolish employers NI.
    Why do employers have to do gov’s job by collecting taxes thru PAYE.

  76. 76
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off you pretentious twat.

  77. 77
    kim jong very ill says:

    are you referring to farmers and the parasite professions perchance?

  78. 78

    Don’t help him Cat!
    Otherwise he’ll never learn how to do it by himself.

  79. 79
    phil pott says:

    no representation without taxation!

  80. 80
    any old crap says:

    FFS, it’s aready the suburbs of Calcutta and part of Poland, I don’t think there’s any more space left for scousers of the indigenous type, wouldn’t worry about the Sun newspaper it does well.

  81. 81
    an mp says:

    once more to the trough dear friends once more

  82. 82
  83. 83
    Limp Dick Lefty says:

    Thatcher is a war criminal. The Belgrano was sailing away!

  84. 84
    Chucky O'Mana says:

    Full of shit

  85. 85
    Kim Wrong-Un says:

    Forgiveness not a strong quality down there, is it?

  86. 86
    Frank Drake (Sir to you) says:

    Crewed by either Frogs or Eyeties then.

  87. 87
    Jingly Fawkes says:


  88. 88
    Kim Wrong-Un says:

    Can his mother sow (in a glasweigan intonation) ?

  89. 89
    Kim Wrong-Un says:

    Not done FGM for at least 2 weeks, how enriched are the UK by such practices, makes me look like Bo Peep.

  90. 90
    Jail bent London lawyers says:

    At last sometone in the British press is telling some of the truth about the mass murderers, pillagers, frauds and money launderers who are called the Russian Oligarchs


    Who have been prancing and still are prancing about London in cahoots with their bent lawyers….

    150,000 people murdered during their reign of terror in Moscow…FFS

  91. 91
    Kim Wrong-Un says:

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Boring.

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    Or indeed VAT? The state can’t even bothered to collect its own taxes!
    We are seeing end game stuff here. Even Labour are shifting rapidly from ‘benefits’ to ‘entitlement’ Lab and Con know that the chickens of 50 years worth of deindustrialisation and the rise of new economies in China, SA, Indian and the Far East are now coming home. How can at best a 2nd rate European power compete now against this? Yes we have spots of excellence in engineering and science but this is never going to produce mass wealth. The truth is that the next 20 years in politics here is managing decline once that sinks in everyone will want out, the Scots bless them have got the first chance if they take it then watch Wales and NI look to do the same. The elite won’t take much of a hit, but democracy will.

  93. 93
    Harbourmaster says:

    Appearing in the press. An awfully good way of getting oodles of cash from Murdoch and co. without needing to bother setting up an office in the Virgin Islands.

  94. 94
    Kim Wrong-Un says:

    Time for a new colony for scousers, how about IOM renamed Victimpool.

  95. 95
    I have a note says:

    Us delays a missile test to calm the situation. Just what fat boy wanted now he can tell his brainwashed millions he forced a backdown.
    Problem is he will come back again thinking he can get away with it and push harder next time. We have only temporarily delayed the inevitable as fat boy will never see sense.
    Appeasement never works. I thought we had learned that lesson.

  96. 96
    Kim Wrong-Un says:


  97. 97
    Kim Wrong-Un says:

    What`s this shit `bout doin` stuff for the communitie innit to get yer bennies, oh motormouth?

  98. 98
    ATOS Healthcare says:

    Just failed Zippy from Rainbow. No lower body and only the use of one arm is no excuse not to find work.

  99. 99
    Seize the oligarchs assets says:

    Useful background from a sound source


  100. 100
    The BBC says:

    Liam Byrne’s guff.

  101. 101
    Bazinga! says:

    The BBC are at it again. When Hattie Harpic spouted her lies about only getting out of the benefits system what you put in, the BBC just reported it. Where was the view from Owen Jones then BBC? You know Jones will be opposed to this.

    I’ve not heard one Tory view or one view from the wet left that the BBC ALWAYS use when a Tory makes a comment about welfare. All the BBC have done is simply report it in sombre tone.

  102. 102
    Resident of 96.99% white Merseyside says:

    There’s already one – in Bournemouth.

  103. 103
    an mp says:

    to what extent is the london economy financed by the proceeds of robbery elsewhere?

  104. 104
    Resident of 96.99% white Merseyside says:

    I don’t subscribe to Sky and I never watch footie. I like looking at the results though.

  105. 105
    Resident of 96.99% white Merseyside says:

    I don’t use language like that!

  106. 106
    Kim Wrong-Un says:

    Scotch and especially Welsh assembly gatherings are a clear choice for that final exit selection in preference to heroi.n, talk about mind numbing what with Bravebelly holding forth andthe lot of `em talking absolute shit.

  107. 107
    s says:

    venal tory scum
    nothing useful to say
    prefer prejudice and ignorance
    can’t have a rational conversation with any of them
    twats and murderers the lot of them

  108. 108
    Resident of 96.99% white Merseyside says:

    I don’t think they have attractions like that in travelling fairgrounds anymore.

  109. 109
    Kim Wrong-Un says:

    Come on now Jail Bent , time for that nice cup of polonium Earl Grey.

  110. 110
    John Prescott,,, says:

    Whats wrong with Special Needs Ed having a sauna its not liek he doesnt work hard for a living with all that speechification and having carried on the work of Tony and Gordon he is asking me to lead the Age of Chancers which is a new initiation and part of a public-private partnership and so Ill need all the rest I can get and a sauna sounds right up my street except Id rather have a jacuzzi yes even northerners like me know the sofisticated fancy handy-pandy words and let me tell you I can afford a jacuzzi as well and Im probably richer than most of you suthern jessies on here what with my word for Labour and also for the Europeans as special raconteur for the Environment and Climate Change so all you suthern jessie can just shut yer traps!

  111. 111
    Andy Burnham says:

    That’s me off the hook then, cheers

  112. 112
    Richie Rich says:

    Looking forward to another Labour government? I paid much less tax under them.

  113. 113
    Kim Wrong-Un says:

    Shock Horror! Hateful Harriet BBC Labour Autocue wants scroungers to do community stuff for their benefits, other than drug supplying presumably.

  114. 114
    Zippy says:

    I already work for the BBC. It’s all a game.

  115. 115
    I bet she's got the support of commenters here says:

    This 17 year old youth police commissioner who’s been caught posting racist and anti-gay tweets, is she the daughter of one of the commenters here?

  116. 116
    Seamus says:

    How much of your £53 is left from this week me old baldy? Never mind you can always ask for a sub off the in-laws. That new Pope might be a worry for you he seems a bit of Comfortable Christian Socialist? You’d be surprised the kind of people that got to mass with you! We keep our eye on you now and then even now after all these years.

  117. 117
    About turn by Red Ed yet again does he really know what he stands for?. says:

    RT @DPJHodges: @JeremyCliffe ?
    Byrne is reflecting what Ed Miliband’s stance is this morning. It wasn’t his stance a week ago.

  118. 118
    Labour post 2015 if we are elected says:

    Harrison Ummuna to star in Raiders of the UK Bank Accounts.

  119. 119
    Mother Nature says:

    Prohibition doesn’t work. Legalise all drugs, therefore stopping all the associated criminal activity.

    Prescribe drugs through pharmacies for those stupid enough to take hard drugs to kill themselves if they wish to do so.

    Let evolution take it’s normal course.

  120. 120
    DSS says:

    Never have children.

    Children are nasty.

  121. 121
    Robert Maxwell deceased says:

    Does the reflection come off the top of his head?

  122. 122
    Jack says:

    We know that London banks la undered billions for Mexican drug dealers, Iran, Libya and other assorted crooks

    But at least they did not come and live in London and be accepted as if they were normal citizens …

  123. 123
    Chechen gangsters says:

    Hello Kim

    Do you remember when the oligarchs used us to kill 150,000 in the good old days in Moscow?

  124. 124
    Dave the Tosser says:

    I am really proud that we have got a Youth Police Commissioner paid £15000 pa.

    This is not fucking PC nonsense, it is our Multicultural All-inclusive PC Society at it’s best.

  125. 125
    Voting 4 nothing says:

    Leave EU= then leave VAT, leave the AWG crap, abolish climate act; energy cheaper start producing products again-ship building?
    USA is going to boom again with their cheap energy.

  126. 126
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    The BBC’s wording is as follows.
    David Cameron claims…….
    Labour says……
    Spot the difference used by the biased British Benefits Corporation (courtesy of the license fee payers). 53 pounds for a bottle of wine is typical of senior BBC management when out to lunch.

  127. 127
    Nicky Cleggy says:

    Pull her knickers down and smack her ass for taking damaging our LibLabConners PC policies’ development programme.

  128. 128
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    And what about council tax. 1500 quid a year to have the wheelie bin emptied. Pay for what you get?

  129. 129
    Potty Phil says:

    Mass produce them and get lots more bennies

  130. 130
    Oatcake says:

    Hey Merseyside, your percentage is slowly dropping. If you’re not careful, you’ll finish up like Sto.ke, where English is rarely heard these days!

    What a rotten state of affairs.

  131. 131
    young Shep says:

    She is the daughter of a Police Commissioner (nepotism again).

  132. 132
    young Shep says:

    Nuisance 999 calls… tripped up over a Kerb.

  133. 133
    arse biscuit says:

    Harry Redknapp looks like a Vogon.

  134. 134
    Joe says:

    “Raiders of the UK Bank Accounts” didn’t that well known Jooow direct that?

  135. 135

    Don’t worry, Bill. He’ll never get it even though his is marginally better than the norm. Take away four IQ points and he would be a geranium. Unlike 12:20 just above. With four more IQ points he might just be in reach of graduating to geranium status. Just imagine that the pinnacle of one’s lifetime communication skills would be to cobble together something as lacklustre as that and to post it under an anonymous handle.

  136. 136
    Labour is off it's ED says:

    Saw Harriet Harperson on the Andrew Marr show. That ratbag Eddie Mair was asking her the most fawning questions, but the lying bwtch never answered any of them. He didn’t call her a nasty piece of work either!

    In Hatty’s world, it’s every bigger elses fault, but never Labours.


  137. 137
    Labour is off it's ED says:

    **bugger** ffs

  138. 138
    young Shep says:

    A terrorist from Kerbistan.

  139. 139
    Labour is off it's ED says:

    Toss off Jimmy. That’s probably the only s.e.x.ual encounter you’ll ever have.

  140. 140
    I bet she's got the support of commenters here says:

    Except that she’s white and posted racist and anti-gay tweets, so where exactly does PC multiculturalism fit in there?

  141. 141
    Noel Edmonds says:


  142. 142
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    We need a Youth Police Commissioner Tzar.

  143. 143
    Emily 'Moët & Chandon Champagne Impérial 5575cl Socialist' Thornberry says:


  144. 144
    Emily 'Moët & Chandon Champagne Impérial 5575cl Socialist' Thornberry says:


  145. 145
    The Household Cavalry says:

    So did we.

  146. 146
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    It’s just another standard Labour U-turn. If they actually had anything for policy but a blank piece of paper they would make far more U-turns.

  147. 147
    SAD BUT TRUE says:

    PC FAIL : Hello, I need an ambulance, I have tripped on a magic carpet…

    999 OPERATOR : What is your location?

    PC FAIL : Broadmoor Police Station

    999 OPERATOR : Will send out an ambulance and two police cars to assist right away

  148. 148
    Ger of Miland says:

    I was a rich poultry farmer under Labour and paid a lot less tax then. Now I can’t make hens meat.

  149. 149
    Labour is off it's ED says:

    You just try to complain to the BBC about its bias ‘Doctor’ and see how far you get.

    Repeat after me………… The BBC is NOT biased and is NEVER wrong!

  150. 150
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t be so snooty. Where Jimmy lives, 70p’s a lot of money.

  151. 151
    Bazinga! says:

    Note how in this BBC report the only criticism is of the Government and not of Labour.

    You can bet if the Tories had suggested linking benefits to contributions, the fucking BBC would be out trolling the lefty world for comments.


  152. 152
    Will Straw, Grandson of a conchie says:

    Yea, fuck you!

  153. 153
    Jimmy says:

    No one in Liverpool has enjoyed looking at the football results for over 20 years.

  154. 154
    Jimmy says:


  155. 155
    Knob Ed says:

    It ith not hypocrithy. I have thaid all along that the benefith thythtem ith broken.

  156. 156
    Jimmy says:

    True. To a Lemon Party voter that’s 14 bob.

  157. 157
    This Fat'un says:

    I’ve just been sleeping off my lunch. Anything happening?

  158. 158
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    The Labour Party would endorse fascism if it brought them a few more votes.

  159. 159
    Paulo De Canio says:

    Vote Labour!

  160. 160
    Labour Benefits Policy says:

    Don’t panic!

  161. 161
    young Shep says:

    I was thinking more along the lines of the Ekaterinburg solution, odd how the socialists called these supposed watchdogs of the public good Tzars, well I’ll go to foot of my Dacha.

  162. 162
    Cast iron guarantee-caravan tax-sell off the forests-pasty tax says:

    We never do U-turns!

  163. 163
    young Shep says:

    Iths in peices just like your nose.

  164. 164
    Wyle Cop says:

    She’s got a cracking pair of jubblies, too, for a sixteen year old.

    I mean, I would.

  165. 165

    A true gentleman never talks but smiles a lot…

  166. 166
    Paulo Di Canio says:

    Please don’t start tarring good old fashioned fascism with the New Labour brush purrrleeeeaaaase!

    HIGNFY were at it the other night!

  167. 167
    P@ulo Di Canio says:

    Please don’t start tarring good old fashioned fascism with the New Labour brush purrrleeeeaaaase!

    HIGNFY were at it the other night!

  168. 168
    P@ulo Di Canio says:

    Put-up job then!

    White = Bad

    Multikulti = Good

    (think Afghanistani girl with big-gob-and-shot-in-head who is a great friend of Angelina Jolie)

  169. 169
    Blowing Bubbles says:

    And New Labour voters for the future!

  170. 170
    Anonymous says:

    He’s saying it’s a river of blood out there.

  171. 171
    kim phil pot says:

    if you can’t make both ends meat – make one end vegetable

  172. 172
    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

    You’re all trash and C-list wannabes !!!!

  173. 173
    kim phil pot says:


  174. 174
    Joined up thinking says:

    A penal colony in Argentina.

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    Joss Taskin says:

    When are Ukip and Libor going to form a coalition ?

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    Socialists = Sociopaths says:

    Hypocrisy & mendacity:- it’s in Labour’s D-N-A.


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    shit and feather land says:

    all of this notwithstanding – he’s got a valid point on central london

    remember dorothy parker’s description of central los angeles – ‘there’s no there there’

    in a similar way central london comprises a large number of people ‘acting’, superfluous (cf tolstoy’s russia) and unaffordable

  178. 178
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    The Grand National, the football pools, lottery tickets– aside from the fact that the likes of the Mick Philpotts of this world probably wager on them all too much, they all have this in common: Nobody’s guaranteed a payout of any size, let alone the jackpot, just in virtue of “contributing” to the pot of cash used for that purpose. Insurance is another such similarly-arranged plan, in the sense of no guarantees– and believe me, there’s many a person that has sought to collect by “forcing the issue,” you may wish to term it, on the supposition that “I’ve paid in so much, I ought to see something for it.” When you come right down to it, this next concept isn’t hard to grasp– benefits, up to and including Old Age Pension, are a form of social insurance, and ones in which the adjusters and the insureds are motivated perversely to distribute and to collect. To the degree you want to classify OAP as your Dad and Mum’s Christmas Club, i.e., a guaranteed benefit for having made all the requisite contributions, all well and fine, but then take it out of the realm of insurance, and call it what it is: an enforced saving that protects you against yourself and possible improvident choices for the use of that money. To the degree that you do not continually move the goalposts just to make benefits impossible for ANY to collect and whilst you are doing that you are just keeping on raising the “premiums” (i.e., taxes) which in theory fund them, never to see any payout– in other words, you maintain an elementary fairness in the system, in which true destitution is alleviated, by the use of bright-line rules in the funding and disbursal of the money– a cynicism of “I’ll get mine, Jack” can hopefully be avoided by having it seen to be something other than a game to be played for maximum benefit. A moral component, similar to that which the Hodge the Dodges of the world employ with regard to the “funding” end– a high dudgeon of “how dare you cheat!” used against the grifters gaming the system– can only help, but of course we are making moral judgements here, something the Left are uncomfortable with when it’s their ox gored. And the Right may need to strike a bargain in which tax advantages, in exchange for rates not being raised, are curtailed, for the Left to agree to a curtailment of sorts not just in the rate of growth but in the actual size of the benefit structure, the funds from such increase in revenue and decrease in spending to be applied to debt reduction. The only trouble with my proposal is that it makes sense but it requires a change in paradigm– but unfortunately when it comes time to use our brains, some of us humans would almost rather wish we never had any, because using ‘em makes our heads hurt. Somebody tell me if I’m missing something. End of today’s rant.

  180. 180
    Huge Rant says:

    Why I am in favour of censorship……

  181. 181
    Handycock.....the movie says:

    Too old for me

  182. 182
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    My blank sheet of paper seems to be presenting some problems.

    Think I might use Gordon’s old crayons and invent a few policies ( with the Unions’ prior permission )

  183. 183
    Diane Fatbott says:


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    any old crap says:

    Thought Liebour weren’t allowed policies anymore only dreams, didn’t Brown take his Euro referendum policy to court and a tame judge said the lunatic was just having a dream so it didn’t count.

  185. 185
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    Probably long after the current Labour/Tory/Lib Dem one has broken up.

  186. 186
    Who is the greater chav says:

    Oil of Olaz

    Or Paris Brown?

    What a choice…

  187. 187
    Bell potager spinmeisters says:


    You should not fiddle your wiki entry

    You should leave it to proven experts like us7

  188. 188
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    Fascism has got a bad reputation because of Mussolini. Just like Socialism got a bad reputation because of Hitler and Communism got a bad reputation because of Stalin and Lenin. But you never hear of self-confessed socialist and communists being treated as lepers. Odd that, what?

  189. 189
    G Brown lover of Prudence says:

    Wow! Tory inflation. My favourite Sunday newspaper gone up 20% from last week.

  190. 190
    Jack Dromey says:

    You lookin at my bird mate?

  191. 191
    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

    Can I claim that on exes ?

  192. 192
    JH23098023942 says:

    Christ. If I knew the bar was set that low, I would have made a pass at Liz myself.

    Will have to make do with watching that bit from Aria again.

  193. 193
    Jimmy (no, not that one, the sensible one) says:

    Is that a planted question ?

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    I support whatever you want me to says:

    Hattie is an obnoxious tart, with no principles, doing anything asked for to ensure her survival. ‘You know where to find me’, that is a phrase that sums up the arrogance of the deep-fried turd.

  195. 195
    guttamouths says:

    Is Miss Paris Brown from Sheerness any relation to ‘arriet?

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    I bet she's got the support of commenters here says:

    Put-up job? Well I guess it shows it’s not just lefties who suffer from tinfoil hat syndrome. As for the “Afghanistani girl with big gob who got shot in the head”, she’s Pàkistani, and by ridiculing her like that, you’re siding with the muzee terrorists who tried to kill her for wanting an education.

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    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

    This will keep me segregated from the trash and C-list wannabes.

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    Comanche says:

    It’s easier to give the poor a good kicking, not because they are useless (because everybody knows that already) but, unlike multinationals and extravagantly accented millionaires they are unable to up stakes and hop it.

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    Jimmy's Rightie Quote Of The Day says:

    “‘I promised Betsy that I would never allow her to go through again some of the terrible abuse we suffered back then. But it’s started again, this time from an utterly dishonest Labour party,’ he says.
    And this abuse is happening at a time when Betsy is recovering from breast cancer after undergoing extensive chemotherapy.”

    [“captain” duncan smith demonstrates (daily hitler) you don’t need to sign on to lose self respect]

  200. 200
    Mick Philthpott says:

    Another few years scrounging nearly £ 70,000 per year tax-free and I could’ve been a millionaire.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    BBC LATEST:Grand National winning jockey Ryan Mania has suffered neck and back injuries but is in stable condition following fall at Hexham.

    No pun intended, I’m sure

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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


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    Jimmy says:

    Come to think of it, Aitken got banged up after an unsuccessful attempt to sacrife a child for cash. Is there a benefits angle here?

  204. 204
    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

    Only from those with one track minds who suffer from tunnel vision.

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    Wyle Cop says:

    What a clapped out roué. You can tell a man by the friends he keeps.

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    Handycock.....the movie says:

    I see Mylene’s got my thighboots on

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    Gollywog says:


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    Fact Hunt says:

    Labour have revealed that the real reason Diane Abbottapotamus no longer sits on the front bench is that the last time she sat down Liam Byrne spent 3 weeks on the International Space Station.

  209. 209
    Willy Hague. says:

    I’m not pulling out.

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    Diane Fatbott says:

    Fat-ist !

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    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    Gordo if the price is the same next week, will that be a 0% increase?

  213. 213
    Liam Burned up Britain says:

    And there was no money left there either

  214. 214
    fitz fitz says:

    … not just showers, Vauxhall showers …

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    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    To Labour’s Tribal Monkey 70p is a lot of Other people’s money.

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    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:


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    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:


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    Expat Geordie says:

    Not any more. The scousers all settled in the Boscombe area of Bournemouth due to the machinations of a local slum landlord (who also helped to finance Dorset’s “independent” Police and Crime Commissioner) who used to advertise in Liverpool. “Why be on the dole in pissing down Liverpool when you can be on the dole by the beach in sunny Bournemouth?”

    Anyway, the scousers have been leaving in droves over the last few years. Boscombe, sometimes known as Boscum, is also known as Boscumski. Hence the scousers leaving.

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    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    >Why not force companies to pay higher wages

    Oh dear, not this shit again. How are you going to do that then???

    The Only way to do it is: More businesses competing for employees.

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    Champagne Socialists = Champion Sociopaths says:

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    Paulo di Cannoli says:

    I’m the only fat-ist around here

  222. 222
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    It’s nearer 1200 a week AFTER rent and bills if you are a shirking class arsonist.

  223. 223
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Vince Cable can’t remember who is, but Ummuna can’t remember who he isn’t.

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    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    Ground-rents are a still more proper subject of taxation than the rent of houses. A tax upon ground-rents would not raise the rents of houses. It would fall altogether upon the owner of the ground-rent, who acts always as a monopolist, and exacts the greatest rent which can be got for the use of his ground. More or less can be got for it according as the competitors happen to be richer or poorer, or can afford to gratify their fancy for a particular spot of ground at a greater or smaller expense. In every country the greatest number of rich competitors is in the capital, and it is there accordingly that the highest ground-rents are always to be found. As the wealth of those competitors would in no respect be increased by a tax upon ground-rents, they would not probably be disposed to pay more for the use of the ground. Whether the tax was to be advanced by the inhabitant, or by the owner of the ground, would be of little importance. The more the inhabitant was obliged to pay for the tax, the less he would incline to pay for the ground; so that the final payment of the tax would fall altogether upon the owner of the ground-rent.

    — Adam Smith , The Wealth of Nations, Book V, Chapter 2, Article I: Taxes upon the Rent of Houses

    Tax Dodgers.

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    fitz fitz says:

    Has Chukka written a few volumes of autobiog yet ? So much to tell .

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    Court jester says:

    Where would Wee Dougie be if Diane sat next to him then?

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    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    You’re paying for the shirking classes who pay nothing for that.

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    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:


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    Rebekah, awaiting sentencing says:

    More to the point

    Is the horse in stable conditions?

    And my Dave?


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    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    He had a job as a Children’s presenter however he got done for being a p43do after 1 skin 2 skin 3 skin gate.

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    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    Then you won’t mind us all not paying any tax.

  232. 232
    Reuters correspondent says:

    If Dougie ever represents Britain in international negotiations

    The other participants will wait for a long time

    They wont even see the fucker under the table

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    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    There’s no room in that picture for neo-puritans to meddle in other peoples lives.

  234. 234
    pierre cardiac says:

    do not be fooled by her eyebrows. they are meticulously designed to draw your attention away from the fact that she is an absolute fucking munter.

  235. 235
    Glossy mag publisher says:

    Several volumes

    But they keep changing

    Like his wiki entries

  236. 236
    Luciana of that Ilk says:

    I will sell my memoirs of the BBC

    To the highest bidder soon

  237. 237
    Useful idiot Milliechild says:

    And I am with the AIPAC fat ists in New York now

  238. 238
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    No, it’s because they don’t pay their way.

  239. 239
    The Sheikh Of Arabeee says:

    You’re a c un t.

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    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    If only their illness was solely sociopathy.

    Malignant Narcissism
    and “ultra-Clique” forming are other symptoms.

  241. 241
    The Sheikh Of Arabeee says:

    “It’s never your fault,
    It’s never your fault;
    Always the victims,
    It’s never your fault”.

  242. 242
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    Why do green energy policies end up turning people blue with cold.

  243. 243
    Jimmy says:

    In decline since the 90s, nothing’s their fault and they went to extreme lengths to get us out of Europe: the tory party of football.

  244. 244
    Ed Miliband says:

    I’d like to help poor people but they have all frozen to death. My carbon-emissions policies and subsidies to rich wind-turbine manufacturers have seen to that.

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    any old crap says:

    Expect a book.

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    nothing changes says:

    Non-jobs will always be filled with nonentities.
    Look at Hattie.
    look at cleggy.
    Remember John ov ‘ull.
    Now, this spotty kiddo.

  247. 247
    Tay King-dePisse says:


    Well, you’re right, that IS what I’m missing. But here’s what I have to say about paragraphs: Merely a boozh-wah convention. At best. It’s my “party,” and I’ll rant how I want to. You would rant too, if it happens to you.

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    There would be higher wages if Labour hadn’t imported hundreds of thousands cheap Eastern European labourers who undercut our own workers. It’s called market forces, a concept unknown to “Shoutie” Owen and the other leftie scumbag chatterers.

  249. 249
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    We have had the ‘bedroom’ tax which isn’t even a tax and the ‘granny’ tax so why have we not got something similar to call the idiotic green energy policies that have forced up energy bills by 12.5%?

    Surely this tax deserves an appropriate name as well?

    How about ‘freezing the poor to death’ tax?

    Too long? The ‘brass monkey’ tax?

  250. 250
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t be so potty mouthed.

  251. 251
    Barney Rouble says:

    The low-tax Tories – eh?

  252. 252
    Tom Pride says:

    ATOS – the private contractor paid by the government to carry out work capability assessments of disabled people – has declared George Osborne is unable to carry out his duties as chancellor due to “severe disabling conditions such as not being able to count”.

    Mr Osborne recently defended parking his car in a disabled parking bay, explaining he is so severely handicapped by his inability to function as Chancellor of the Exchequer that he should himself be parked on disability benefits somewhere far away from the nation’s economy where he can’t do it any more harm.

    Some medical experts however, have disputed the results of the assessment. One influential doctor with long experience of assessing disabilities said:

    “Osborne’s not unfit for work. He’s just a git.”

    However, a spokesperson for ATOS denied accusations that they had failed to assess the chancellor adequately:

    “During the assessment, Mr Osborne was asked to touch his elbow with his finger. However, as soon as we discovered he was unable to find his elbow and kept touching his arse instead, we realised the chancellor is in a fact not a git, but just an incurably useless twat.”

  253. 253
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    No, no. You misunderstand. It’s an ‘investment’ to reduce our carbon footprint. It will save the World from Global Warming.

    Now pay up and shut up.

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    GEORGE Get out of bed you lazy sponging bastards OSBORNE says:

    OH DEEP JOY ! Labour , the policy less party once again left playing gooseberry to the tories over benefit cuts
    They have once again found themselves trying to regain some public support after polls revealed that 66% of the country think Osborne was correct on his statements about the rather lavish lifestyles enjoyed by “benefit scroungers ” (my words not his)
    Liam (there’s no money left) Byrne is saying he wants to give even more generous benefits to people who have paid more in
    , Balls has also gone off on one , trying to regain some ground on the tories
    Harriet Halfman was also out early this morning on a damage limitation exercise
    after they badly misjudged public opinion on benefit breeders milking the system
    It just shows how out of touch these lefty tossers are when they actually thought that the whole country thought the same as they did

    Lets now see Child Benefit only payable on the first two children

    An Election Winner

  255. 255
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    This is very rich Jimmy, do you still believe there are 6580 feet in a mile? It must be a prerequisite requirement to be innumerate to be a Labour supporter.

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    Bullying-bullshitting- Cancer that is BBC says:

    The BBC is desperate.

  257. 257
    Kim Wrong-Un says:

    A Beeboid–Stuart something– called her Paris France earlier. FFS!

  258. 258
    Kim Wrong-Un says:

    Titled—Soap is too slippery.

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    Your Friendly Neighbourhood There's-Thousands-Of-British-Expats-In-Santa-Monica Service says:

    It was Gertrude Stein who said it, and it was Oakland, California (her hometown), where there was no “there” there, but OK, we get your point about London anyway.

    (The quote about Los Angeles, from Miss Parker, was “Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city,” arguably a fitting description of London, as well.)

  260. 260
    Kim Wrong-Un says:

    LimpDem Cockroaches want to pay Philpott Allowances to whoever. They will not be moved on this.

    Meanwhile Isolated Ballache isleft spinning on his wig.

  261. 261
    Kim Wrong-Un says:

    Lazy Twats Benefits Defender Jones has not shouted for at least 12 hours, you`ve all gone quiet over there.

  262. 262
    The BBC are cunts says:

    Have you paid your Telly Tax ?

  263. 263
    Kim Wrong-Un says:

    46st Georgia who was Britain’s fattest teenager is ‘fighting for life in hospital’ after catching skin infection—-Daily Mail


    Ointment tanker on the way.

  264. 264
    Tachybaptus says:

    Trouble is, the remaining 44% are on benefits, and for one reason or another have more than their share of the vote.

  265. 265
    Owen Jones, entertaining but irrelevant says:

    If Thatcher hadn’t invaded the Falklands, it’s clear that Blair would never have had to invade Iraq and cause the death of over 100,000 innocent civilians

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    Labour/Lib Dems


  267. 267
    The BBC says:

    Tory welfare cuts are bad, but Labour cuts are good.

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    ATOS Healthcare says:

    I agree with Tom.

  269. 269
    Jimmy says:

    What sort of sad case does that eh?

  270. 270
    ATOS Healthcare says:

    The BBC needs an enema.

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    ATOS Healthcare says:

    Either pairing is good enough for us.

  272. 272
    Resident of 96.99% white Merseyside says:

    I bet as the number of Somalis increase you’d welcome them back with open arms.

    And, just wait till next year. The Roma will find Bournemouth very attractive. It will remind them of their Black Sea resorts.

  273. 273
    Anonymous says:

    A gentleman is a man who knows how to play the banjo, but doesn’t.

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    Thoroughly pissed off with this 'government' says:

    Iain Duncan-Smith, who attacks those on welfare daily, tries to give the impression that all those on welfare are idlers and shirkers. He wants poor people to pay for what the Tory doning bankers did to this economy, he wants to charge them bedroom tax and council tax and dock their working tax credits, yet he lives with his wife rent free in a £2 million mansion and his wife a millionairess once claimed Disability Living Allowance, the same allowance he is now stopping for thousands of people. They all accuse people of being benefit cheats yet Smith’s wife was once paid £15,000 per year supposedly to work for him and never even went to the office.
    David Cameron infers people are cheats, yet he is forcing the taxpayer to pay for his second mortgage while he rents his million pound property out.
    The same with George Osborne and he had the nerve to charge the taxpayer to pay for his paddock attached to his country house.

    Why can’t everyone see that they are all a bunch of c u n t s?

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    Jimmy says:

    You miss the point. Guidophiles know all these things, they just agree with them.

  276. 276
    any old crap says:

    Because when the blue has done the yellows bidding and turned green, the yellow fades away to be first to splash itself over the newspapers.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    34%. D’oh.

  278. 278
    Thoroughly pissed off with this 'government' says:

    And I just cannot see why. Keep sticking it to them though, Jimmy. You have a better technique of winding them up than I will ever have.

  279. 279
    windmills at dawn says:

    When you dig a hole in a muddy field, you have to make sure the you know how to keep the mud out, throwing the mud about as your doing tends to get get caught in the blades of the windmill and gets thrown back over your intentions, Liebour you remember them, put a price on teaching, allowed mass immigration and dropped the wages of the ordinary working people, brought out a tax law that screwed up our own single IT businesses and allowed thousands of Indian IT workers in, the IT crashed and we lost £12billion, closed thousands of pubs by the smoking ban and high pub taxes, brought in a tax on selling or buying a house

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    Thoroughly pissed off with this 'government' says:

    Where are the leftist intellectuals? Where are their counterarguments?

    Are we just in a malaise, have we given in?

    The arguments are there to be had, they’ve existed since Buddha, if not before, so why aren’t we rising to the occasion.

    People are scared and looking for guidance, if we don’t offer them any, they will turn to the only answers being given, and at the moment that is coming from the likes of the Daily Mail.

  281. 281
    Jimmy says:

    I suspect they were just bullied as children and are simply kicking down. In the spirit of brotherly love I wish only to help them see the light. I genuinely believe inside every guidophile there is a decent human being struggling to get out. Looking at some of the pictures, in some cases more than one.

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    Mrs. Ball-Scooper, TRIPLE FLIPPER says:

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    any old crap says:

    Have to agree Jimmy, can’t tell the difference between this the lefty lot and the lot that got thrown out in 2010., LibLabCon= same crap, same corrupt idea’s.

  284. 284
    Southern Softy says:

    The plebs don’t read the Daily Mail.

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    Thoroughly pissed off with this 'government' says:

    Mmm. I had wondered if it was rabies that made them like this. Still the dynamic duo were slaughtered on TV by Owen Jones, so they’re not invincible.

  286. 286
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    Merthyr tydfil so you’re
    a) paying for the food
    b) paying tosubsidise her treatment for the over-feeding you paid for.

  287. 287
    Southern Softy says:

    What sort of “guidance” would you like to offer them? You pinkos don’t want people to think for themselves.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    It’s the illusion that your side are decent and full of brotherly love that causes so much harm when they get in. Face it, Jimmy: nearly all people go into politics because they enjoy power. And to believe that you are doing good by bossing people about is the most pernicious of all delusions, whether you are a socialist or a scientist or a Shi’ite.

  289. 289
    OnBenefits says:

    Isn’t it funny how the Tories, in their shake up of welfare, have exempted the pensioners? And you accuse Labour of buying votes.

  290. 290
    OnBenefits says:

    Glad you said ‘nearly’ Tachy, because you can’t accuse Dennis Skinner of being power crazy.

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    Jimmy says:

    Hardly a surprise. The average age of their members is 86.

  293. 293
    Jimmy says:

    No we do. We just wish you were better at it.

  294. 294
    OnBenefits says:

    So it’s better to starve them into submission? Ah, I get it.

  295. 295
    Owen Jones says:

    Disgraceful.. a rocket from Gaza strikes Israel while J*ws all over the world are mourning Yom HaShoah http://ow.ly/jPwQ2

  296. 296
    OnBenefits says:

    I love the illusion they’re under that Farage will command a majority and will lead the UK out of the EU. They really believe this!

  297. 297
    Anonymous says:

    There will never be peace in the Middle East until Isr@el returns to the pre-67 borders.

  298. 298
    JadedJean says:

    That maybe so Jimmy…but are whites more intelligent than blacks?

    And perhaps more importantly, if they are, is it more racist to pretend there is no difference than to acknowledge the difference exists?

    Look up “The Bell Curve” by Hernstein and Murray a the controversies that followed.

    Dianne Abbott need not reply to this question btw.

  299. 299
    Blowing Bubbles says:

    There’s no business like Shoah business!

  300. 300
    Owen Jones says:

    How I hate Iran !

    Article via Jpost http://ow.ly/jPv3B about President Peres and PM Netanyahu’s speeches at the YomHashoah ceremony

  301. 301
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    IQ tests that show whites more intelligent on average than blacks = IQ tests are totally invalid, as far as Lefties are concerned.

    IQ tests that show Right-wingers are less intelligent on average than Left-wingers = totally valid (surprise surprise).

    This Leftie practice of fast-and-loose regarding whether the data favour your side, in which case you cite it, and vice-versa if not, is no way to do science– I mean, we don’t allow the AGW debate to be done this way, do we? Oh– hold on…

  302. 302
    Tachybaptus says:

    There will never be peace in the Middle East.

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    any old crap says:

    Nah everybody is waiting for Liebour to get back in and get the money tree growing again in number 11, third world status here we come , if the greens don’t get us in caves, Liebour will, will you be driving a Zill down the M25 Jimmy or like the rest of us brushing the shit up the LibLabCons make.

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    Anonymous says:

    In that JPost piece it states…

    “Netanyahu quoted Iranian religious leaders as recently saying, ” the Z i o nists are microbes and bacteria, the J*ws are polluted people that spread disease.”

    If that’s the case, then how would he explain this…

    J*wish leaders meet Ahmadinejad in New York UN 2012

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    Saffron says:

    Socialist/ commie governments are according to some people the path to pursue,however they have a fatal flaw,and it is :- They always run out of spending other peoples money on their utopian dreams which time and again have been proved unworkable.
    Today I watched for a short while that N assh-le Campbells show were the bullshit corporation were once again parading that snotty nosed bollocks O Jones with his inane ramblings.
    He is one of the most juvenile leftist tosser I have heard in a long time.

  306. 306
    Anonymous says:

    In that JPost piece it states…

    “Netanyahu quoted Iranian religious leaders as recently saying, ” the Z i o nists are microbes and bacteria, the J*ws are polluted people that spread disease.”

    If that’s the case, then how would he explain this…

    J*wish leaders meet Ahmadinejad in New York UN 2012

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    Knob Ed says:

    Please stop calling us the Benefits Party.

  308. 308
    HenryV says:

    Nearly. It should be,

    Tory welfare cuts are bad, but Labour savings are good.

    Labour: Double Speak since 1948.

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    Anonymous says:

    And even if it did work it’s still based on stealing other people’s property.

  310. 310
    Jimmy says:

    “Why don’t the three of us walk into a bar and see if something funny happens?”

  311. 311
    Anonymous says:

    I genuinely believe inside every lefty there’s an absolute lunatic struggling to be contained.

  312. 312
    Money for Nothing says:

    Tomorrow the benefits cap comes into force. About fucking time. But it needs to go further. No newly arrived immigrants should be allowed to claim benefits. It’s a fucking joke that immigrants can arrive here and start getting free money within days.

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    Anonymous says:

    Both disabled.

  314. 314
    ray winstone says:

    well it is certainly a very interesting script. the first 48 words were right up my alley but after that it went a bit pony. could you do a rewrite? and if there is any scenes involving me in a bath make sure the water is fucking hot.

  315. 315
    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

    You can lead the way if it’s an iron bar.

  316. 316
    Red Ed's non-predator union bosses says:

    Do as you’re told, Wallace.

  317. 317
    Diane Fatbott says:


  318. 318
    B!lly Redden is the greatest banjo player ever ! says:

    Guess I’m not a gentleman, then:

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    Youth workers says:

    Can someone please explain why 17 year olds are being paid loadsa Wonga to be yoof to Plod liason sprogs?

    I do not recall this position being mentioned when we vote for plod commissars and of course their wages will come off the Council tax.

    FFS stop this crap NOW!!

  321. 321
    Gordon Xposed says:

    FFS, People, labour people are only just clicking on that Gordon’s tax credits are effectively an employers’ benefit system and a green flag to pay low wages.

  322. 322
    Paris, the youth pcc moose says:

    I ain’t no racist or homerphobic or condone snorting drugs and thing, innit, ya get me and shit. And it’s not true I’m a right fugly skank.

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    Fully paid up. says:

    Because Pensions are a contribution based benefit calculated on the amount of NI tax a person has paid in. They are NOT something for nothing and wots more it is a compulsory pension scheme.

  324. 324
    Rabbi Chaim Gunnar Kutsher-Dickov says:

    So, where’s BW when we need him?

    “…[T]he J*ws are polluted people that spread disease.”


    See, BW? I’ve done your work for you, boychik! Don’t say I never did you any favours– it’s a mitzvah to help unfortunate schlemihls, nu? Good yontiff, mein fraynd (it’s Yom ha-Shoah, one of our many made-up religious holidays), and many happy returns of the day to you and your whole mishpuchah.

  325. 325
    any old crap says:

    Noooo Liebour are onest and truthful and wouldn’t tell us a load of rubbish, it’s fatchers fault.

  326. 326
    Jimmy says:

    That’s ok. My hopes weren’t high.

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    n1gger, cunl, Bla1r,abbott. says:

    She’s not a racist anyway she quite rightly objected to homosexual gypos stealing the copper signalling cable putting her train OOA. Nowt wrong with that, most would have said something strong.

    Do we really want politicians legislating what people must not say and the police raiding them at dawn for saying it?


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    Hey says:

    Why aren’t people who pay for private education and medicine given tax breaks?

  329. 329
    You probably think this song is about you. Don't you? says:

  330. 330
    Asimov, Isaac says:

    Question is, would Fatbutt pass a Turing test ?

  331. 331
    Lettuce Patch says:

    A young girl, she once said to me
    She’d pull my knob for 50p
    But 60p’s too much for me
    So Guido, please pull it for free

  332. 332
    Linguist says:

    Irregulars are what we kill the people who will go round shooting Eurocrats when the revolution finally breaks out

  333. 333
    Res Publican says:

    Why give tax breaks? Why not just cut taxes so people can spend their own money on what the want.

  334. 334
    Jim says:

    “Read Guido’s column in the Sun”.

    It seems that instead of Guido being an outsider and independently critical of politics he has now become part of the British establishment. How things change. When will he be getting his gong?

  335. 335
    Dodgy Guy says:

    I do not know why the thought entered my head, but I can’t help but wonder why the head of the Home office, notoriously a place with some very easy to corrupt officials, moved to HMRC, despite a track record of failure.

  336. 336
    Modern myth says:

    Guido’s gong is not bought for a song

  337. 337
    Taxpayer says:

    Agreed. And fire the idiots who thought up this scheme and all the other idiots who went along with it.

  338. 338
    Samson and Delilah says:

    There has never been peace in the Middle East

  339. 339
    J Arthur Rank says:

    Have one on me.

  340. 340
    T Blair Enterprises (Cayman Islands) Inc. says:

    The Den of Thieves Party?

  341. 341
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    Now even Nick Clegg admits its all a Liblabcon.

    Clegg: “Next month, in wards across the country, people will be confronted with the same choice. Despite all their stated differences, a vote for Labour or the Tories will be a vote for the same thing.

  342. 342
    Maq­boul says:

    fuck you pal

  343. 343
    Maq­boul says:

    Even sadder: sanctimonious posturing by someone who thinks he’s superior to a rabid bumboy.

  344. 344
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    The so-called ‘granny tax’ affects mainly young people then?

    You can’t have it both ways unless you are one of the ubiquitous lefty hypocrites.

  345. 345
    grand national says:

    the tories, more interested in the welfare of animals than the welfare of humans
    utter scum

  346. 346
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    Labour knobheads believe in magic money trees and fairy jobmothers.They need a dose of economic reality. The useless twats screw up the nation’s finances every time they get in power and now they want to have another go at destroying them.

  347. 347
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    Isn’t it more than just a little hypocritical to say that IDS accuses all the poor of being scroungers and shirkers when you and the left denigrate all bankers the same way? I know that hypocrisy is in the DNA of all left wingers but do they have to make it all so patently bloody obvious?

  348. 348
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    The 12.5% ‘green energy’ tax on all energy bills was imposed by the Labour government through Ed Miliband when he was the Minister for Energy. This ‘tax’ hurts the poorest the most.

    Labour are utter scumbags as well.

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    albacore says:

    The Cameron is a pretty bird as it flits from state to state
    Its mournful cries go all unheard when it tries to negotiate
    It’s only a shame that you just can’t teach a LibLabCon new tricks
    The game is up, the goose is cooked, the electorate ain’t all pricks


  351. 351
    Sensitive Caring Dave says:

    People mustn’t say nasty off-message things in our multicultural equal opportunities paradise.


  352. 352
    Owen Jones says:

    ******BREAKING NEWS********

    “Guido Fawkes says he could NOT live on £53 a week, but Owen Jones M.P. says that he COULD.”

  353. 353
    Gonk III says:

    That’s so sweet, you’ve got a friend.

  354. 354
    2112 says:

    Well that rules you out.

  355. 355
    BBC News Editor says:

    Remember folks – on our channel a Labour government ‘Announces’ things, an evil Tory government ‘Defends plans to’ do things.

    Both versions should always be followed by at least 5 minutes of unopposed ‘Labour says’ comment by Ed Balls.

  356. 356
    JH23498239843 says:

    Jimmy is upset by that one. It is very, very, very important to him that he looks clever.

    Probably always has been.

  357. 357

    Out of interest, does anyone know how to find their way through the 75 football related articles, dozens of pieces about minor slebs no-ones ever heard of, opinion pieces by apparent retards etc to find Mr F’s offering? Defeats me. Last couple times I tried I fell asleep through sheer boredom. Even looking at tits filed to provoke much attention.

  358. 358
    JH23498239843 says:

    After Stafford et al there aren’t many left so it was hardly worth bothering with.

    Very cunning of Labour to kill off traditional Tory voters like that. Mind you, they were hideously wh*te.

  359. 359
    Anonymous says:

    @137. Obvious typo; “i” & “u” are adjacent to each other on the keyboard.

  360. 360
    Polly says:

    Silence peasant. I am acquiring funds for an infinity pool for my Umbrian Villa.

    Just do as I say, not as I do, and don’t concern yourself with where I say it either.

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    The Collectivist Left says:


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    FattBott on Food. says:

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